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Offline Carissa

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2006, 08:37:57 PM »
Film spurs culture of gay cowboy jokes
By Susan Wloszczyna, USA TODAY
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2006-01-25-brokeback-humor-cover_x.htm
Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.
- Romeo and Juliet (Juliet at III, ii)

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2006, 10:51:48 AM »
rotflmao!!

Quiplash, that pic has me cryin' here!

Aaah but wait, there's more sequel madness:

If you liked Brokeback Mountain 2, you'll just LOVE:

Brokeback Mountain III: Hazzard Mountain




Brokeback Mountain Fever!





Jerry Maguire Mountain


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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2006, 04:10:50 PM »
lmao!

I have to go get paper towels to wipe the spring water off my monitor!

rotflmao!

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2006, 05:52:39 PM »
too funny. I'm laughing my a$$ off.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2006, 06:59:39 PM »
The Boondocks have done alot of stuff with Brokeback... someone must really love the movie there  ;)







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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2006, 07:05:13 PM »
I had seen the "Manbag" one, but not the others.

Those are great!

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2006, 01:53:51 AM »
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It's amazing that they spent a whole week dedicated to Brokeback and are still going at it..

Im pleasantly surprized  :)


And i cant stop laughing at the two little boys playing cowboys lol..

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2006, 08:11:45 AM »
Crap, it came thru when I tried it out in The Sandbox.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2006, 08:26:07 AM »
I told you when I met you I was crazy.
Joni Mitchell

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2006, 08:27:21 AM »
I told you when I met you I was crazy.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2006, 12:06:28 PM »
O.K. Contest Time folks.

As some of you know I have been putting my warped creativity and cut-n-paste skills to work creating PhotoShopped "movie posters" for really inadvisable sequels to BBM.
(Check my signature lines below for a link to the finished fanart to date.)

My problem: I have a new "movie poster" but I can't finish it by myself.  Here it is:



I need some forum members to help me come up with "lines" from this brand-new (and blessedly fictional) Merchant & Ivory masterpiece to add to the movie poster.  I am clueless when it comes to actual romance novel content and dialogue. 

Here's an example of what I am looking for: see this thread on Brokeback Star Wars and scroll down to the "immortal lines" part.  Really funny lines that remind you of one or both movies.  Here's a few examples:

(from Maurice)
Jack: I'm in love with Ennis Del Mar.
Lureen: What a grotesque announcement.
Jack: [ironically] Most grotesque. But I felt I should tell you.
Lureen: I am more sorry for you than I can possibly say and I do, do beg you to resist to return on this obsession.
Jack: I don't need advice. I'm flesh and blood Lureen, if you'll condescend to such low things. I've shared with Ennis.
Lureen: Shared what?
Jack: Everything. Ennis slept with me in the tractor showroom when you and L.D. were away.
Lureen: [clutches handkerchief to her breat, turns away from him] Oh God.


(from Pride and Prejudice)
ack: You must know - surely you must know that it was all for you... I would have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul and I love and love and love you. And never wish to be parted from you from this day forward.
Ennis: Ain't gonna be that way.


(from A Room With A View)
Ennis: Alma doesn't like me playing Beethoven. She says I'm always peevish afterwards.
Jack: I can see how one might be... stirred up.
(they roll down into the dirt)


I will pick anywhere between one and three of the best entries to include on the final version of the "poster".  WINNERS GET A PRINT VERSION OF THE FINISHED POSTER!  WOO-HOO!  Don't say I never give ya anything!  (Don't get too excited, it'll be 4x6 or 5x7 at best.)
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2006, 02:00:17 PM »
Quiplash: that's really beautiful. ;D :) 8)
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2006, 09:04:20 PM »
This is pure speculation, but I think somebody came home early

Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.
- Romeo and Juliet (Juliet at III, ii)

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2006, 03:55:11 PM »
"So how long have you guys been together?"

"Oh about 20 minutes"


PMSL!!!!!!!   :D :D

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