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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2006, 07:39:31 AM »
O.K. the "movie poster quotes" contest is finished.



A Merchant & Ivory Production of the Classic Novel by Jane Austen ;-)

Oh you all just *KNEW* I was gonna do this!  I PhotoShopped together parts from three different romance novel covers: one for Jack's body, one for Ennis' body, and a third for the background. 

Thanks to LiveJournal user syberyenta (from the Brokeback Mountain Wranglers community) for giving me the idea for the text: that dreadful purple prose that Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger had to read at the Screen Actors Guild Awards last weekend.  Feh.  But it sure fits this "film sequel" :-) hee hee hee...
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2006, 01:05:58 PM »
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A Merchant & Ivory Production of the Classic Novel by Jane Austen ;-)
:D  You are heefuckinlarious Quiplash!! I'mon link to this from the Captions thread where there are many bizarre people as well.

The text up top is what they made poor Heath 'n Jake read at SAG? No wonder they were cracking up!
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2006, 01:14:25 PM »
A Merchant & Ivory Production of the Classic Novel by Jane Austen
how wonderful that You let M & I do this movie - there are many of us here who remember 'A room with a view' 'Howards End' and 'MAURICE'

wasn't it You who wrote earlier:
"Jack: I'm in love with Ennis"
"Laureen: what a grotesque announcement"
if you cannot fix it - you've gotta stand it
if you cannot stand it - you gotta fix it

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #34 on: February 03, 2006, 03:14:40 PM »


Some immortal quotes from the film:


Ennis: Of all the sheep-herding fields,
on all the mountains, in all the world,
he had to ride into mine.


Jack: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that gay sex is going on in here!
[a towelboy hands Renault an black article of clothing]
Towelboy: Your assless chaps, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!


Jack: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Mr. Twist.
Jack: Play it, Sam. Play "It's Raining Men."
Sam: [lying] Oh, I can't remember it, Mr. Twist. I'm a little rusty on it.
Jack: I'll hum it for you. Da-da-da-DUM, Ha-Le-Loo-Yah!  Da-da-da-DUM...



Can YOU think of any more immortal movie quotes to add? ;-)
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #35 on: February 03, 2006, 03:20:51 PM »
Captain Renault <=> Aguirre!


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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2006, 12:13:54 PM »


Some immortal quotes from the film:


Ennis: Of all the sheep-herding fields,
on all the mountains, in all the world,
he had to ride into mine.


Jack: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that gay sex is going on in here!
[a towelboy hands Renault an black article of clothing]
Towelboy: Your assless chaps, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!


Jack: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.
Sam: [lying] I don't know what you mean, Mr. Twist.
Jack: Play it, Sam. Play "It's Raining Men."
Sam: [lying] Oh, I can't remember it, Mr. Twist. I'm a little rusty on it.
Jack: I'll hum it for you. Da-da-da-DUM, Ha-Le-Loo-Yah!  Da-da-da-DUM...



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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2006, 12:27:26 PM »
Not sure if this has been posted elsewhere before, but it's too funny not to post, so I'll take the risk...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

It's a trailer for the new film "Brokeback to the Future"  ;D

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2006, 08:45:37 PM »
I had to try my hand a little photoshopping myself
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2006, 09:37:22 PM »
 :D   :D   :D

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2006, 10:42:00 PM »
Rich,
One of the bette ones...a laugh out loud

I like the little "jig dance" right next to the "farmer and the cowman are more than just friends"
sign.

Thanks...a good way to end the day ;D
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2006, 01:52:44 PM »
This is totally OT, but my brother sent me the link and now I'm totally atticted to this silly game.  ;D


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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2006, 01:54:17 PM »
Addicted not atticted. Sheesh. Brain-starts-to-rotten... :P


This is totally OT, but my brother sent me the link and now I'm totally atticted to this silly game.  ;D
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2006, 02:05:12 PM »
Addicted not atticted. Sheesh. Brain-starts-to-rotten... :P

Not really... :)
I think it's the connection between the brain and the fingers....  ;D

happens to me all the time :P

and the bad part about it is...Iread it correctly ???
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2006, 06:04:59 AM »
I had to try my hand a little photoshopping myself
-Rich




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