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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2006, 02:15:51 PM »
toooo funny

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2006, 10:47:20 AM »
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2643835654848098127

Has this been posted yet, they combined Top Gun and Brokeback Mountain!   ;)  TopGun Brokeback Squadron


and Brokeback to the Future

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

I actually thought this one looked good! lol
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #47 on: February 07, 2006, 11:26:01 AM »
Interesting to see this on CNN's website:
"Did you hear the one about Brokeback?"
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/07/film.brokeback.humor.ap/index.html

"Just joking about a gay cowboy isn't enough anymore," Rudnick says. "If you're going to joke about it now, you really have to be up to the challenge."

I'd say we are...  ;)
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2006, 01:38:11 PM »
...i'm getting ribbed for my "obsession" with the movie.. a friend emailed his take on the movie:

Bareback Mountain

"An unflinching look at the love between two men, as poignant and shocking today as it was the day before yesterday."


:D
        ;D
                ::)



That IS funny, nash.  :D

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2006, 01:40:03 PM »
One of the titles that didn't make the final cut was "Oklahomo!"
 ;)

Ummm, that title is already taken.  ;)

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #50 on: February 08, 2006, 05:02:04 PM »
I know- I just had an urge to see what the poster would look like.

And my second choice "The Man who kissed Liberty Valance" wouldn't fit.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #51 on: February 08, 2006, 09:28:14 PM »
One of the titles that didn't make the final cut was "Oklahomo!"
 ;)

Ummm, that title is already taken.  ;)

I posted that before Rich posted his mock-up!

I mean that's already taken by another "movie"  ;)

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #52 on: February 08, 2006, 10:55:49 PM »
Weekly Grocery List for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist--Summer of 1963

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
KY  Jelly

WEEK THREE
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee--expresso grind please
Whiskey
2 tubes KY Jelly

WEEK FOUR
Some nice Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Proscuitto--about 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of Veal--one pound at least
Porcini Mushrooms
A half pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout Uniform--size 42 long
5 or 6 bottles of a good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro Glide

WEEK FIVE
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy Whipping Cream
6 yards of white silk organdy
6 yards of pale ivory taffeta
at least one case of Chardonnay
large tin of Crisco
 
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #53 on: February 09, 2006, 05:53:04 AM »
I had posted in this thread about when a South Park spoof would come on.

Well, another over the top cartoon, called "Drawn Together" may be beating them to the punch.


If you haven't seen "Drawn Together" on Comedy Central, here is a breif description.

8 cartoon characters live together in a house, and it's a spoof on "The Real World".

The characters from left to right are.....



Wooldoor Sockbat, Toot Braunstein (a Betty Boop imitation), Ling Ling (a pokemon imitaion)  Foxy Love (Josie & the pussycats/Scooby Doo knock off), Xandir (a video game character), Princess Clara (a Disney princess rip off) Spanky Ham (a rude pig) and Captain Hero (superman rip off)

This show has done some over the top things. 

saw the previews for next week's show.  Xandir is openly gay, and it looks like next week, a relationship starts between Captain Hero and him.

The naration that played over clips of the show went something like this.

When their love goes for Broke, there's no going Back!

And as it was said, the words Broke & Back appeared on the screen.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #54 on: February 09, 2006, 07:04:44 AM »
originally posted this on the main discussion, thought it would fit here ;)

May I suggest our BBM model tent.  It will suit your needs and it is well ventilated. ;D




ennis:  tent don't look right.

jack: it ain't goin nowhere... you like?

ennis: well, them rugs don't look quite right.

jack: that's cuz the basque couldn't get two that matched, let it be.

"Brokeback is about a lost paradise, an Eden."  – Ang Lee


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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #55 on: February 09, 2006, 07:13:05 AM »
nash, hope you hit that obsessed moniker soon, but we both know that's already true ::)

OBTW, they all WORK ;D, Thanks from the bottom of my heart :-* :-*

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #56 on: February 09, 2006, 07:36:12 AM »
oh! i didn't even realize i was expert :D ;D

KM, i'm glad! you've upped my unit to 4380, exactly.  :o

...okay, i leave you with a joke:

Q: Why is Jack bowlegged?

A: Cuz Ennis eats with his hat on.    ::) ;D

(took me a while to decide who did the eatin', lol.)

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #57 on: February 09, 2006, 07:43:52 AM »
oh! i didn't even realize i was expert :D ;D

KM, i'm glad! you've upped my unit to 4380, exactly.  :o

...okay, i leave you with a joke:

Q: Why is Jack bowlegged?

A: Cuz Ennis eats with his hat on.    ::) ;D

(took me a while to decide who did the eatin', lol.)

Oh nash....you  are such a hoot n' a holler ;D ;D

big bellylaughs ;D
spit takes  :o
and rolling out of thread :o :o

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #58 on: February 09, 2006, 09:12:17 AM »
I just got an email from a friend. He found a Brokeback Mountain Sims for "The Sims 2" game.
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=115295

Sheeps and Pup Tent are not included.....  ;D ;)  :P

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #59 on: February 09, 2006, 09:42:11 AM »
I just got an email from a friend. He found a Brokeback Mountain Sims for "The Sims 2" game.
http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=115295

Sheeps and Pup Tent are not included.....  ;D ;)  :P


ROTFLMAO!   That is too much.