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Offline maturben

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #60 on: February 09, 2006, 12:01:12 PM »
Have been spending a cold, snowy day going thru different threads .  The pics captions have me snorting and laughing.  Thank you all.
Ran across a little comic strip in one of our city's independent newspapers.  The strip is called "The Boiling Point."  You can check it out at Mikhaela.com.  Key into "Did you hear the one about the gay cowboys?" 
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #61 on: February 09, 2006, 02:13:29 PM »
originally posted this on the main discussion, thought it would fit here ;)

May I suggest our BBM model tent.  It will suit your needs and it is well ventilated. ;D




ennis:  tent don't look right.

jack: it ain't goin nowhere... you like?

ennis: well, them rugs don't look quite right.

jack: that's cuz the basque couldn't get two that matched, let it be.


GNASH: It's so Ralph Lauren, Out Of Africa-ish...I love it.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #62 on: February 09, 2006, 03:58:40 PM »
I disliked the ending.  Where was the happy Hollywood ending!?


You know, you may have something there... Picture it:

After the last meeting scene between Ennis and Jack we switch to Ennis picking up mail in the dusty main street in Riverton. He turns over a postcard. It's from Jack. Reads: 'Honey, forgive me. Of course November will be fine. Thinking of you.' Close up of Ennis, smiling. We see him retreat down the street. He gives a little joyful skip.

Cut to London, UK 2005: Ennis and Jack are in their early sixties. They are seen emerging from the British Museum. Jack has at last persuaded Ennis to take that trip to Europe he's been hankering after. They walk arm in arm down the street. Various London characters - hackney cab drivers, flower sellers, street urchins - wave to them cheerily as they pass. They walk past a newspaper billboard. It reads: 'Gay Civil 'marriages' arrive in UK at last'. Jack shoots a cheeky, enquiring glance at Ennis. Ennis pulls a wry, non-commital face...

Cut to outside registery office: Elton John and David Furnish emerge to a huge uproar of ecstatic fans, photographers etc. We follow them to an enormous limousine. Then, a second couple appear arm in arm from the Registery office. It is Ennis and Jack! They are both wearing cowboy hats. They are pink. They are grinning ear to ear. Cheers, whoops etc.

Last scene: Elton John is belting out Crocodile Rock on the piano at his lavish wedding reception. He slips effortlessly into an up-tempo version of the Brokeback mountain theme. We see Ennis and Jack dancing together. They move into a close smootch. As they kiss a swirling vision of Brokeback Mountain scenes whirls as we close in on Elton playing the last chords of the Wings. Elton looks up directly into camera. Grins and winks into camera. The End. Credits.

Ang, Diana, Larry - now that wasn't so hard, was it?

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #63 on: February 09, 2006, 04:51:48 PM »
Patroclus---Ahh, you are such a romantic.  Are you attached?  Do you like older, in shape males?
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #64 on: February 09, 2006, 08:15:52 PM »
Pleaaase no pink cowboy hats though

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #65 on: February 10, 2006, 07:13:28 AM »
what about "salmon" colored hats? ;)

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #66 on: February 10, 2006, 10:24:55 AM »
They are both wearing cowboy hats. They are pink.

HEY- I think I misread this. They're just wearing Cowboy hats and are otherwise pink as in nude and sunburned. This I'd go for.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #67 on: February 10, 2006, 10:33:31 AM »
... Various London characters - hackney cab drivers, flower sellers, street urchins - wave to them cheerily as they pass...
:D   :D  You know, typical London residents   :D   :D 

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #68 on: February 10, 2006, 09:07:40 PM »

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #69 on: February 10, 2006, 10:52:31 PM »
Hope this link works, Spongback Mountain


http://www.youtube.com/w/Spongeback-Mountain?v=oXnyDV244Zo&search=brokeback

Scoutjr,
What and absolute hoot  ;D ;D
I just sent it on to my sons. The oldest is a Spongebob Squarepants fan :D

Thanks for posting this

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« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2006, 10:38:29 AM »


I just looked at this picture and who would have thunk it.

Michelle marrying Heath Ledger and having his baby.

Katie marrying Tom Cruise and having his baby.

Now James and Joshua, I really could have seen them in a gay cowboy movie!   :o
 
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #71 on: February 12, 2006, 08:17:29 PM »


Scoutjr,
What and absolute hoot  ;D ;D
I just sent it on to my sons. The oldest is a Spongebob Squarepants fan :D

Thanks for posting this

km
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YEah! Hope they liked it. FWIW, I ALWAYS thought there was something between Patrick and Spongebob!  :D


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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #72 on: February 12, 2006, 08:21:50 PM »
okay, all four of my kids loved the Spongebob Mountain.

That was hysterical.

 ;D ;D :D ;D :D :D

Haven't seen it....I will at work, when I get to my high speed comp there.  Home is dial up.  lmao

Are there lyrics to it??

Captain: Oh! Who moved his pineaple from under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants

Captain: And moved to the mountain with his "friend" ya see??

Kids: SPongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: If camping and horseriding be something you wish...

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: And kissing and hugging Patrick the starfish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Ready?

Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: SpongeBob...SquarePants! Haha.


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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #73 on: February 12, 2006, 08:29:11 PM »
Here's another parody on the movie... don't know if it was posted yet
http://www.mightymcpilgrim.com/films/brokemac/Mighty_McPilgrim_broke_mac.wmv
Not sure how to add a link, hope it works.


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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #74 on: February 12, 2006, 08:30:31 PM »
Oh heck, I give up - copy and paste... sorry...
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