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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6705 on: January 11, 2018, 08:31:26 AM »
How do you get Donald Trump to change a light bulb?

You don’t.
He will lie that he changed it,
then all the Republicans will sit in the dark and agree.

Additionally, as they sit in the dark,
they will heap praise on how ‘exquisitely’ he changed the light bulb.

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6706 on: January 11, 2018, 09:25:41 AM »

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« Reply #6707 on: January 12, 2018, 09:08:10 PM »
Make my icon a "barf" symbol!
"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6708 on: January 15, 2018, 02:39:09 AM »

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6709 on: January 15, 2018, 03:49:58 AM »

Italian condoms



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« Reply #6710 on: January 15, 2018, 03:52:09 AM »




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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6711 on: January 15, 2018, 04:06:30 AM »

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6712 on: January 17, 2018, 04:59:28 PM »
If you're kinky and you know it clap your...

Oh, they're tied?

Never mind.

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6713 on: January 27, 2018, 12:20:25 PM »
Nature has cunning ways of finding our weakest spot.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6714 on: January 27, 2018, 12:31:41 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6715 on: January 27, 2018, 12:33:39 PM »
oh, that is too funny!

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« Reply #6716 on: January 27, 2018, 03:58:11 PM »

Nature has cunning ways of finding our weakest spot.
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« Reply #6717 on: January 27, 2018, 05:58:39 PM »

I need only half a pill.
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« Reply #6718 on: January 27, 2018, 06:53:28 PM »
Nature has cunning ways of finding our weakest spot.
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all