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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6675 on: November 26, 2017, 06:34:10 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D

Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6676 on: November 26, 2017, 08:00:33 PM »
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6677 on: December 04, 2017, 03:02:29 PM »
*LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM!*

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6678 on: December 05, 2017, 08:06:49 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

There’s no way the nurse began her shift thinking THIS would happen! TOO FUNNY!!

Archie is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

Through his mask, Archie struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, the nurse overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine.”

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are – my – test – results – back?”
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6679 on: December 05, 2017, 08:57:35 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6680 on: December 06, 2017, 06:36:49 AM »

Excellent!

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6681 on: December 06, 2017, 04:50:38 PM »
:laugh: