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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6825 on: June 13, 2018, 04:10:07 PM »
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6826 on: June 13, 2018, 10:45:59 PM »
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6827 on: June 14, 2018, 12:55:10 AM »

And here's another one:



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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6829 on: June 22, 2018, 09:22:18 AM »
A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
 “What do they say?” the priest inquired.
 “They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
 “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.”
 “Thank you!” the woman responded.

 The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage.
 The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say “Hi we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
 One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6830 on: June 22, 2018, 01:33:39 PM »
 :laugh:
I would love to know what the parrots said to the priest the next day!

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6831 on: June 22, 2018, 01:54:02 PM »
"Bless us Father, for we have sinned...."

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6832 on: June 22, 2018, 01:55:05 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6833 on: June 22, 2018, 04:53:20 PM »

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6834 on: June 26, 2018, 02:26:10 PM »
Nature has cunning ways of finding our weakest spot.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6835 on: June 26, 2018, 02:31:10 PM »
Even if it's wrapped in plastic?

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6836 on: June 26, 2018, 03:51:38 PM »
Even if it's wrapped in plastic?



I doubt it would be wrapped in plastic. Women just fold up the bills and stick them in there.
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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6837 on: June 26, 2018, 04:02:45 PM »
Oh my! I never knew!  ;)

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Re: Bring your humor here.....an email I received today.....
« Reply #6839 on: June 26, 2018, 06:04:55 PM »
Oh my! I never knew!  ;)



I would think not, Fritz!! :laugh:
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