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Photo Captioning Fun! - CLOSED
« on: January 23, 2006, 12:42:59 PM »
Have some fun with your favorite photos of the Brokeback Mountain Cast and Crew.  See who can come up with the funniest caption for a photo.  Let the game begin!!!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun!
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 01:00:01 PM »


OK CAPTION CONTEST

what should the caption read..

"i am ready for you to bind my other arm jake"

raise your hand if you have slept with Naomi Watts, Heather Graham, Scarlett Johanssen, AND *Jake Gyllenhaal*
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun!
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2006, 01:00:08 PM »


Ennis: Boy you got something on your face.
Jack: That's my mustache, you bitch.
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 01:13:27 PM »


Ennis: Boy you got something on your face.
Jack: That's my mustache, you bitch.

Ennis: Dadgummit, lil darlin' ...first my shirt and now...did you steal my gloves too?
Jack: Ennis, you ignorant slut, if they was a snake they would bite you on your fine, tight, hairy  bubble ass!
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 03:36:46 PM »


Ennis: Boy you got something on your face.
Jack: That's my mustache, you bitch.

Ennis: Dadgummit, lil darlin' ...first my shirt and now...did you steal my gloves too?
Jack: Ennis, you ignorant slut, if they was a snake they would bite you on your fine, tight, hairy  bubble ass!

hahahahahahahha
« Last Edit: April 23, 2011, 02:17:28 PM by CellarDweller115 »
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2006, 08:15:11 PM »


Once Jack retired from the rodeo, he moved on to the competitive world of Staring. Here, he takes on Riverton champ, Ennis Del Mar.  Next up, Abe Vigoda.
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2006, 08:24:01 PM »
Hahahaha....those were definitely good for a laugh! Keep 'em coming!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun!
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2006, 11:56:32 PM »



"when are ang and annie going to leave so i can boink jake"
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2006, 12:11:17 AM »



ang: annie smells bad.
annie: IM SO DRUNK.
jake: get these people away from me.
heath: I'm reallllly uncomfortable right now...Michelle?
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2006, 09:12:29 AM »


Heath: So Jake, when Ang says to lean back looky all sexy and macho...this is what he means
Jake: Screw you...I know how to do sexy....




Jake:  Told ya so!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2006, 07:25:28 AM »


Still one of my favorites - it's not mine, I nicked it from another site. 
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And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night."
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2006, 07:29:10 AM »


I know I dropped that tube of desensitizing lotion around here somewhere....
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 07:30:22 AM »


Ennis: Boy you got something on your face.
Jack: That's my mustache, you bitch.

(SORRY!  I had to change this - it was in bad taste even for me.)

Jack: I Swear, Ennis.  "Sarge" is my horse!  I have to draw the line here!
« Last Edit: January 28, 2006, 04:22:25 AM by ImJackshesEnnis »
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That all the world will be in love with night."
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun!
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 04:31:07 PM »

Things sure have changed since 1983 - Jack and Ennis now have their own TV show and their guest today is -- Oprah!

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun!
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2006, 04:32:54 PM »
loved it wdj
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