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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2011, 01:57:10 AM »




alma: so, you still do the twist with that chubby
checker, pecker, lecher, or whatever his name is?



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2011, 01:57:55 AM »

LOL. what is this from?


That is Grace Kelly about to be strangled in Dial M for Murder.
That's all we've got. I hope you know that.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2011, 02:01:06 AM »




as opposed to aboveground caves



batman: brokeback? what is that? no, we shoveled guano in the
underground caves down near corpus christi just last year... why?








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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2011, 02:08:41 AM »




margot mary: no, i'd like extra mozzarella cheese.. mozza-rella. no, not taco bella. mozza-RELLA...
let me spell it for you. M as in murder. O as in ornery. Z as in zipper, twice. then O again, as in ornery...


strangler (thinking): O? there's no second O in mozzarella! it's A as in asphyxiate, you stupid wench!

margot mary: brokeback mountain? what?


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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2011, 02:12:52 AM »

mama mercy mia



aunt harriet: oh, you shouldn't a said NO her cherry cake, son.
now she's gonna be harpin about THAT for the next three months!



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2011, 03:36:47 AM »
Hitchcock's Dial "B" For Brokeback, 1954, in 3-D



Grace Kelly:
How did Jack die? I'll tell you how he died!
As soon as I hung up the phone, he tried to strangle me.
I fought back and we fell on the desk.
While we were struggling, I managed to poke my arm out, above my head,
reach back to the top drawer of the desk,
pull it open, grab my ginormous silver scissors,
and stab him in the back.
Then he fell on his back.
Think of it as a bizarre knitting accident, needle-point gone wrong,
one of those mysteries better left unsolved...



Rick B
Once upon a time

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2011, 05:50:30 AM »




what do you mean, the killer is in the house?
whose house? my house? and who, who is this?




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2011, 05:53:18 AM »

it's just what i like, alma, it don't mean nothin



alma: well, at least monroe doesn't insist that i keep my
hair cut short, and he prefers that i bleach out my mustache!!




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2011, 05:57:27 AM »



aunt harriet: for god's sake, don't bake him a cherry cake, his lover just died!
i bet he'll say no... just make some plain ol scones, or some butter cookies.



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2011, 06:05:31 AM »



grace twist: mmm hello?




batman: look, lady, you can't call the bat phone any old time,
first you gotta call the regular phone to set up an appointment.





grace twist: what on earth are you talking about? YOU called me!



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2011, 06:13:16 AM »





batman: psssst! i heard the bass are biting at brokeback pond, and they're
nibbling like crazy over at lake wannablowme... if ya know what i mean.





andy: what's he sayin, barney?




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2011, 06:21:16 AM »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jimmy, this is all totally INSANE!  I love it!

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2011, 06:21:55 AM »




lucy: oh, i know you... you're the timbales, or the maracas buddy, aren't you?




batman: uh, no. me and ricky played the bongos in gotham city back in 1953.





lucy: ohhhhhhhh.... yeaaaaah....







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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2011, 06:27:14 AM »

grace twist: what on earth are you talking about? YOU called me!


It is getting more bonkers by the minute!  Don't let Grace behind the wheel of a car!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2011, 06:30:57 AM »





peewee (spanish accent): jack twist's south
of the border dating service... can i help you?









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