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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1155 on: July 22, 2017, 03:12:01 AM »


pots and panned



ennis: uhhh... you think i could get you to pass
along some of your chow recipes to alma?
i sure did get used to your cooking
while we was up on brokeback.




jack: uhhh... that would be a NO.



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1156 on: July 22, 2017, 03:29:12 AM »



snit pickins



jack: now ennis... just relax, ok? tonight is
gonna be a repeat of last night, except
we're gonna do it with the lights on,
our clothes off, and i'd like it if you
spit out that icky chewin tobacco.





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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1157 on: July 22, 2017, 04:54:38 AM »

Awwww, sweet...
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1158 on: July 22, 2017, 04:55:01 AM »

OMG, this recipe caption! Poor Jack.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1159 on: July 22, 2017, 11:27:54 AM »
Welcome back Jimmy, and thanks to everyone who posted  PCaps after the PhotoBucket debacle!  :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1160 on: July 22, 2017, 09:53:22 PM »


rimshot



lashawn: do you think melania bleaches her asshole?




lureen: no, i'm sure donald hires a professional.

LOL ad infinitum, Jimmy!
:laugh: ;D :) ;)
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"And that's how come me end up here."

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1161 on: July 24, 2017, 10:15:38 PM »

Jack's SO gay . . . and delusional


Damn, this shirt AIN'T Egyptian cotton and its thread count is minimal.

I'd never hang it in my bedroom closet,
never mind wear it . . .


". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love...and be loved in return." --"Nature Boy"

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1162 on: August 18, 2017, 02:42:11 PM »


rimshot



lashawn: do you think melania bleaches her asshole?




lureen: no, i'm sure donald hires a professional.


ow ow ow ow ow hey there jimmy!
"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1163 on: January 20, 2018, 03:42:30 PM »






LaShawn (talking to Lureen):  I don't mean ta' be rude, but I do think that yer' husband might be queer. Did ya' see how he was lookin' at ma' Randall?







Lureen (talking to LaShawn): Oh, don't mind Jack.  He does that all the time.  I think he just does it ta' try and pretend that he didn't hear me askin' him ta' dance.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1164 on: January 20, 2018, 10:31:52 PM »


Jack (talking to Ennis): Ennis, where did the dishes go?  Damn it, you didn't let them go down stream while ya' were masturbatin' again did ya'?





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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1165 on: January 21, 2018, 03:18:13 AM »


Bobby (thinking to himself):  Doesn't momma ever get tired of sayin, "Who is this"? God, the woman reminds me of a freakin' screech owl.




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1166 on: January 21, 2018, 03:23:45 AM »




Lureen (talking to Jack): What are ya' waitin' fer', cowboy, a matin' call?



Jack (talking to Lureen in a mishmash of different languages): De no comprende, madame.


Lureen (responding back to Jack): Do you only speak Italian?

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1167 on: January 21, 2018, 03:25:22 AM »




Jack (talking to Ennis): I'm so drunk that I'm startin' ta see Faberge eggs.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1168 on: January 21, 2018, 03:32:37 AM »





Ennis (talking to Jack):  Ya' redlined this all the way didn't ya, Jack?


Jack (talking to Ennis): Ya' know me too well, Ennis.  It took four years of plannin' an' plottin', but it was worth it.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1169 on: January 21, 2018, 09:54:09 AM »


Lureen (talking to Cassie): What ya' waitin' fer', cowgirl, a matin' call?




Cassie (talking to Lureen): No, when I do that I usually pound ma' fists against ma' chest an' call out like an ape.