Oh, that's good! It reminds me of a hit song by Dua Lipa called "New Rules".
1. Don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone.
2. Don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again.
3. Don't be his friend, you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning, and if you're under him, you ain't getting over him.