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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1305 on: September 26, 2018, 07:19:29 AM »





Alma (reading the note that Ennis wrote on a postcard that he had left for her):  "Dear Alma, Fuuuuuuuck Yoooooooooooouuuu!"

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1306 on: September 26, 2018, 07:22:56 AM »



LaShawn (talking to Lureen who is off-screen): I've never been able to connect with another person as much as I have with ya', Lureen.  I feel like we was seperated at birth.  Maybe we was born as Siamese twins?

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1307 on: September 26, 2018, 07:30:14 AM »

LaShawn (talking to Lureen who is off-screen): I've never been able to connect with another person as much as I have with ya', Lureen.  I feel like we was seperated at birth.  Maybe we was born as Siamese twins?

If someone said that to me with that expression in the eyes I would think I am in a horror movie  :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1308 on: September 26, 2018, 07:42:28 AM »








Jack (talking to Ennis): I bet ya' haven't felt this good in a long time .  It's been four damn years, but bein' with ya' makes me feel four years younger 'gain.



Ennis (talking to Jack ): Same here.  I've really missed ya', Jack.  I've missed this.  I miss it when it was just ya', me an ole' Brokeback.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1309 on: September 27, 2018, 04:13:07 PM »




Jack : "Lureen ...that blue negligee really matches my eyes.
          Could I borrow it when I go fishing with Ennis ??
          I'm sure it would help keep me warm !"  ::)
Wanting him to come back... before anyone notices
part of the world has not moved...since he left.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1310 on: September 27, 2018, 10:51:07 PM »
No, no, why did you put that image in my mind!? Jack lying in the tent with a blue negligee sliding up his legs... Showing all those black hairs  :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1311 on: October 01, 2018, 08:59:56 AM »

oh nooooooooooo!

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1312 on: October 03, 2018, 06:50:38 PM »



Jake:  "Don't touch what you can't afford lady" !!!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1313 on: October 08, 2018, 04:18:37 PM »

boy toys






The horse with the low startle point in the back ground..." Oh no! Who gave him that? I'm outta here " !!!!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1314 on: Yesterday at 02:40:14 PM »




Jack (thinking to himself): I wonder if Ennis's dick is bout' the size a' my gun?

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1315 on: Yesterday at 02:46:15 PM »



Rose (talking to Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia):  I agree with Ennis, I don't know what condiments are either, are they a kind of peppermint?



Dorothy (sarcastically talking to Rose): Yes, Rose. They're these special kind of peppermints that you take after you brush your dentures.




Sophia (talking to Dorothy, Rose and Blanche): Oh, damn.  I knew there was something that I forgot to do today.
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1316 on: Yesterday at 02:52:38 PM »




Aguirre (talking to Ennis and Jack who are off-screen): Now the herder stays with the sheep all night, 100%.  The camp tender stays in the camp where the Forest Service say, 100%.  No funny business, Twist, I mean it. Last yer, I lost 5% a ma' sheep cause' a ya' stemmin' the rose.  I don't want that again.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1317 on: Yesterday at 02:56:10 PM »



Lureen (talking to Alma):  Alma, ya' don't hurry up with those dishes, ya ain't gonna' git no dessert later.




Alma (talking to Lureen):  Yes, ma'am.  I'm doin' the best I can, I really am, bitch... err, I mean boss.


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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1318 on: Yesterday at 02:58:56 PM »



Ennis (talking to Alma):  I'm gonna bring home a really big fish this time, I promise Alma.


Alma (thinking to herself): Yeah, that's what ya' always say.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1319 on: Yesterday at 03:01:55 PM »
                                                             Oh, So You Think You Can Dance?





Cassie (talking to Ennis who is off-screen):  What the hell do ya' mean I ain't no fun.  I was the one who swung ya' all over the dance floor and ya' couldn't even dip me once. Ya' just let me fall on the floor in front a' all those people an' embarrassed me.