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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1545 on: February 07, 2019, 09:24:40 PM »





Aguirre (talking to Jack):  Twist, yer' Uncle Harold's in the hospital with pneumonia.  The docs don't expect he'll make it.  Yer' ma sent me up here ta tell ya', so here I am.


Jack (talking to Aguirre): Nice try, Mr. Aguirre, but I don't have an Uncle Harold.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1546 on: February 07, 2019, 09:35:09 PM »







Jack (talking to Ennis): Don't ya' worry, we'll have lots of fun up on Brokeback.  Talk. Laugh. Sing. Play the harmonica. Make some sweet ole' man-on-man love...


Ennis (talking to Jack): I don't know, after what ya' just said, I'm startin' ta reconsider bout' doin this job.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1547 on: February 09, 2019, 08:58:21 AM »




Ennis (talking to Monroe, Alma and Alma, Jr. about Jenny): She has always had soft skin because she puts lotion on her face everyday.  Her face is bout' as silky as the sheep that me and Jack herded up on Brokeback, except lil' Jenny here don't bay, but ya' do have ta' herd her out of a room sometimes.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1548 on: February 09, 2019, 09:01:49 AM »







L.D. (talking to Lureen who is off-screen): I don't know how ta' tell ya' this honey, but that is one queer-lookin' babv boy.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1549 on: February 09, 2019, 09:04:27 AM »




Alma, Jr. (talking to Ennis who is off-screen):  Well, daddy, ya' can't be ma' bridesmaid, but ya' can be my bridesman and even where a dress , too, when ya' give me away.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1550 on: February 09, 2019, 09:08:17 AM »







LaShawn (talking to Jack): Yer' a closeted queer, too?  I knew it!  That's one thing ya' have in common with ma' Randall.  I'm also guessin' ya both have a thing for fellas in chaps, too, right?

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1551 on: February 16, 2019, 05:35:03 PM »






Alma (thinking to herself): Since Ennis and I divorced, I have more time ta' shop an' talk with the gals.  Ya don't git' many girls' nights out when ya' live on lonesome ole' ranches an' are married to an old square like Ennis Del Mar. Lord, it is good ta' be free, it is so good ta' be free.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1552 on: February 16, 2019, 05:39:32 PM »






Ennis (talking to Jack): Fer' Christ's sakes, Jack, just use the damn can opener!

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1553 on: February 16, 2019, 05:42:16 PM »







Mrs. Twist (thinking to herself about her demanding husband):  Good gosh, will that man ever git' off ma' case.  Do this, do that.  Why can't he git' off his lazy duff and do somethin' himself.  He has two legs that ain't broken, at least not yet anyway. 
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1554 on: February 19, 2019, 10:04:14 PM »
OH, SHIT . . .



He took Jack's shirts.
I thought he'd want his skirts . . .
". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #1555 on: February 20, 2019, 12:53:06 PM »
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