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Title: Photo Captioning Fun 2 (THREAD CLOSED)
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on January 27, 2007, 09:14:51 AM
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Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 27, 2007, 09:40:47 AM
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/inconvenient.jpg)

Jack:  Take it easy Ennis, the photocaptioning people will be back, I promise.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 27, 2007, 10:02:53 AM
Are there people who don't have the quote and modify button?


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle.jpg)

Michelle:  You hate to fish right?

Heath:  right!

Michelle:  In fact if I ever see you with a fishing rod in your hand, I'll kill you.

Heath:  okay!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 10:25:10 AM
(http://members.tripod.com/~RoseanneRosannadanna/Gilda.jpg)
Y'know, it's always somethin'!  First, ya can't go off-topic, then ya can't post nudes, ya can't bring up "quit" vs. "no quit," then ya can't even post clothed pics of "privates," nobody knows what the hell half of the abbreviations mean, then they have to go and move the whole damned thing and the buttons don't work no more!  I thought I was gonna die!!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 27, 2007, 10:47:17 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdivorcemeeting.jpg)

Jack: I wish I could quote or modify each photocaption more often
than every four fucking years only!


 
Ennis: Shhheeiiitt - that's hard!



 

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 10:55:22 AM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3259.jpg)
Jack: I wish I knew how to quote you.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 27, 2007, 11:04:38 AM


(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3259.jpg)


Jack: I wish I knew how to give you credit, Lola...
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Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 11:06:02 AM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdivorcemeeting.jpg)

JACK:   Ennis, them LASHERS are photo-captionin us!

ENNIS:   The hell , you say!

JACK:   Yep, whut'r we gonna do bout it?

ENNIS:   By God ... There ain't nuthin we can do!  We're stuck with what we got here!

JACK:   Sheeeit ... That's hard!




 


 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 11:38:14 AM
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdivorcemeeting.jpg)


JACK:   Ennis, Lola wants more credit.

ENNIS:   Who's Lola?

JACK:   She's one a them Lashers what post pictures of us with funny captions.

Ennis:   Strange thing for a growed women ta be doin!

JACK:  Well, if ya can't fix it, ya got a stand it, Cowboy!

ENNIS:  Jack Fuckin Twist ... Got it all figured out!


 
 



 


 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 11:44:19 AM
(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)
"Oh dear, oh dear... Lashers in Photocaptioning!  How did they ever get in?!  Uncle Peter... my smelling salts, oohh..."
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 27, 2007, 12:00:46 PM
(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)
Wha. . . ? Mrs. Twist just ran out from her husband's funeral in the Water Walkin' Jesus Pentacostal Church and hopped in some Riverton cowboy's truck with nothin' but an urn. . . ?
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 27, 2007, 12:37:57 PM
At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/18/Jake_Gyllenhaal_gallery__295x400,0.jpg)

Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!

(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)

Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 12:53:57 PM
At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:

Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!


Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jason, LOL!!! ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 01:00:26 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/wedding.jpg)

I now pronounce you ... Husband and Husband ... you may kiss the groom.
And if you don't ... I will!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 01:05:39 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/grooms.jpg)

JACK:   I love you Ennis!

ENNIS:   I love you too, Jack!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 01:09:20 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/601-900/BBM_cd1_0672.jpg)
Ennis [singing]: "Our house, in the middle of our street.  Our house, in the middle of our street... Our house it has a crowd, There's always something happening, And it's usually quite loud..."
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on January 27, 2007, 01:11:14 PM
(http://members.tripod.com/~RoseanneRosannadanna/Gilda.jpg)
Y'know, it's always somethin'!

(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3259.jpg)
I wish I knew how to quote you.

Well, page one's off to a great start.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 01:18:03 PM
Great wedding pics, roco!  Can't wait to see the video of the Hokey Pokey! ;D

Thanks, Lyle! ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 01:39:34 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/heathjake2.jpg)

The wedding reception was a casual affair.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Vic on January 27, 2007, 02:06:33 PM
BROKEBACK FREUDIAN HEARING
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/601-900/BBM_cd1_0672.jpg)
Ennis: "This what you call a cow and calf operation? Looks more like a fucking flea job to me."
Jack, thinking: "Fuck and Flee? Sounds about right!"
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 27, 2007, 04:19:52 PM
I 'm loving the wedding pictures! Thought I 'd  do this
(http://www.oscillatewildly.org/images/jakeg05.jpg)

Jack gazes at his wedding band with pride. Notice his shirt? He wore something old!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 27, 2007, 04:21:55 PM
(http://members.tripod.com/~RoseanneRosannadanna/Gilda.jpg)
Y'know, it's always somethin'!

(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3259.jpg)
I wish I knew how to quote you.

Well, page one's off to a great start.

I can't see these photos! Is it just me? :(
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 04:32:53 PM
^^^ Oh great, jason, my once in a lifetime, masterpiece photocap and you can't see it!! ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: iwishiknew on January 27, 2007, 04:53:22 PM
At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/18/Jake_Gyllenhaal_gallery__295x400,0.jpg)

Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!

(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)

Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack's Fruit of the Looms are white but they're for Ennis's eyes only. Sorry ladies (and several gents).
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: iwishiknew on January 27, 2007, 05:06:14 PM

JACK:   I love you Ennis!
ENNIS:   I love you too, Jack!

They wouldn't have had to hire anyone to sing at their wedding. The heavens would have surely opened and the angels would have sung "A Love That Will Never Grow Old." Well, Jack and Ennis would have heard 'em at least.  :-*

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 27, 2007, 05:32:36 PM
Gnash - maybe what Dame Edna really wanted was a pizza Del Marinara!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on January 27, 2007, 05:33:43 PM
Thanks, Lyle! ;D

You are quite welcome, that's the most fun I've had all year so far!
 ;D

Don't tell Jason...
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on January 27, 2007, 05:36:16 PM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3259.jpg)
Jack: I wish I knew how to quote you.
Now that's how I like to start a new thread. I haven't had to spit a mouthful of tea back into my cup for fear of choking for a long while.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 27, 2007, 05:36:50 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdivorcemeeting.jpg)

Jack: I had to ask about ten different people in Riverton where Photocaptioning was.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


Follow the white van Jack!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: paintedshoes on January 27, 2007, 05:40:11 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/wedding.jpg)

I now pronounce you ... Husband and Husband ... you may kiss the groom.
And if you don't ... I will!
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

The Saddest Words:  What Should Have Been!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on January 27, 2007, 05:41:44 PM

(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)
Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 05:42:15 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/xwives.jpg)

In an unexpected show of support, Ennis and Jack's x-wives and Ennis' brother KE
accompanied them to the airport to catch their flight to Acapulco!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 05:47:42 PM

Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?


OMG!!!  Hysterical!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 27, 2007, 05:52:06 PM

Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?


OMG!!!  Hysterical!   ;D ;D ;D

I second that!!! :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 27, 2007, 05:58:36 PM
Quote
In an unexpected show of support, Ennis and Jack's x-wives and Ennis' brother KE
accompanied them to the airport to catch their flight to Acapulco!

I'm loving this series Roco! keep em coming!!! :)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 06:02:48 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/honeymoon.jpg)

While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 27, 2007, 06:08:08 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/honeymoon.jpg)

While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.

I friggin' love this picture!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on January 27, 2007, 06:25:13 PM
Pardon my dumbness, but how do we now move the classics into PC's Greatest Hits?
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on January 27, 2007, 07:09:39 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/honeymoon.jpg)

While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.
While waiting for their flight, Jack says goodbye to his wringing hand.
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Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Green on January 27, 2007, 07:17:19 PM
In an unexpected show of support, Ennis and Jack's x-wives and Ennis' brother KE
accompanied them to the airport to catch their flight to Acapulco!


Having a great time in Acapulco ;D

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/beachtime01.jpg)

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/beachtime02.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 27, 2007, 07:20:23 PM
Awesome pics Green!! :)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 07:25:16 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/HeathKnightjousting.jpg)

POSITIVE PROOF that ... Ennis speaks softly and carries a BIG STICK!


 
 


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Green on January 27, 2007, 07:38:11 PM
Awesome pics Green!! :)

Thanks - but I just nicked borrowed them from IHJ  ;D 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: paintedshoes on January 27, 2007, 07:45:12 PM
Would someone please open a window!

Rick B
And the Notorious RickB has done it, again.  Fabulous, honey.   :-*
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 08:24:38 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/bcgraphix/blaine_antione.jpg)
Ennis and Jack even invited their Best Men on the honeymoon with them.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 08:31:37 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/nightclubkiss.jpg)

Jack and Ennis sample the night-life in Acapulco.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 27, 2007, 08:49:19 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/hotelpic.jpg)

The next day was rainy, so Jack and Ennis stayed in their hotel room, lost in their love.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 27, 2007, 09:01:09 PM

Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?


OMG!!!  Hysterical!   ;D ;D ;D

I second that!!! :D :D :D

I third that!!!  8)  I actually snorted and hit the desk so hard that I startled my cat!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 27, 2007, 09:07:46 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/gone-with-the-wind-full.jpg)

Scarlett: And if Ashley won't have me and Rhett won't have me, I'll just up and move to Texas!  I will, I will!
I'll marry a cowboy!  And I'll dye my hair blond, and I'll run a business, all by my little self!  Fiddle-dee-dee!


And that explains Bitchy Bobby too.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 27, 2007, 09:11:48 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/image.jpg)

Señor?
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Rockbern on January 27, 2007, 09:53:57 PM


From gnash

Quote

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/dino_jack.jpg)

shee-it...and i thought ennis had it bad when he come on a bear!



Ennis came where ?


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 27, 2007, 09:54:24 PM

Scarlett: And if Ashley won't have me and Rhett won't have me, I'll just up and move to Texas!  I will, I will!
I'll marry a cowboy!  And I'll dye my hair blond, and I'll run a business, all by my little self!  Fiddle-dee-dee!


And that explains Bitchy Bobby too.


Fantastic!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: iwishiknew on January 27, 2007, 10:51:03 PM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/beachtime01.jpg)
Jack: Holy shit, Ennis, that's Joe Aguirre and the Basque out there on surf boards!


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: iwishiknew on January 27, 2007, 10:55:09 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/honeymoon.jpg)

While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.
... and Ennis admires his husband.


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 28, 2007, 06:29:26 AM
MORE DRAMA AT THE DEL MAR -TWIST WEDDING!

DEL MAR BIDDIES: WHO INVITED THEM TO THE WEDDING?!?!
(http://www.qcinema.com/images/films/adventures_of_priscilla_queen1.jpg)

(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)

Del Mar Biddies: OH MY HEAVENS! THEY'RE BEING SEATED ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 28, 2007, 06:52:01 AM

Having a great time in Acapulco ;D

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/beachtime01.jpg)

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/beachtime02.jpg)


Don't tell me Jack finally got Ennis to visit Mexico!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 28, 2007, 06:54:21 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/HeathKnightjousting.jpg)

POSITIVE PROOF that ... Ennis speaks softly and carries a BIG STICK!




I've heard of sex toys but this is ridiculous!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 28, 2007, 07:04:47 AM
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/dino_jack.jpg)

Aguirre ain't got no right makin' us herd these things. No wonder he don't want
Forest Service snoopin' around.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 28, 2007, 07:19:13 AM
(http://www.symbols.gov/woodsy/costume/oldcostume/images/woodsy-poster.jpg)

Forest Service Snoop: I'll just wear this owl costume to get an even closer look on them cowboys doing the nasty! hope my disguise works! I really am Woody the Owl. heh heh heh heh
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CellarDweller115 on January 28, 2007, 08:16:53 AM

(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)
Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?



lmao!


Oh no, the return of the "assbaby"!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 28, 2007, 08:42:27 AM

Having a great time in Acapulco ;D

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/beachtime01.jpg)

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/beachtime02.jpg)


Don't tell me Jack finally got Ennis to visit Mexico!

Jack got Ennis to do all sorts of things!

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb655.jpg)

Señores?
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: iwishiknew on January 28, 2007, 08:45:36 AM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/bag.jpg)

Jack (thinking): Wish everyone'd quit their starin'. Ya'd think no one in Lightning Flat ever saw a guy
with a man bag before.


 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 28, 2007, 09:02:18 AM
Quote
Señores?

IWIK! That is hilarious! :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 28, 2007, 09:28:28 AM
Back home at the ranch, Jack and Ennis enjoy "The Sweet Life!"
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/thesweetlife.jpg)

 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 28, 2007, 09:45:31 AM
^^^^^Love it!!! :)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 28, 2007, 10:07:53 AM
Brokeback Mountain meets Gone with the Wind, does it get any better than this?  :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 28, 2007, 10:11:52 AM
Brokeback Mountain meets Gone with the Wind, does it get any better than this?  :D

(http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200601/5/200601_163109_4_012.jpg)
Glenda: Lola, you silly girl, of course it can get better!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 28, 2007, 10:35:22 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/gone-with-the-wind-8.jpg)

Mammy:  You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ennis be comin' to Atlanta when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider. You know he belongs to Mr. Jack.

Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee, I don't believe he'd rather live with that silly little fool than me?

Mammy:  If you dont care what folks says about dis family I does!  You ain't gonna be breaking up those nice boys.  It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 28, 2007, 10:39:42 AM
Mammy:  You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ennis be comin' to Atlanta when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider. You know he belongs to Mr. Jack.

Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee, I don't believe he'd rather live with that silly little fool than me?

Mammy:  If you dont care what folks says about dis family I does!  You ain't gonna be breaking up those nice boys.  It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'


LMAO!!  Superb! ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 28, 2007, 10:45:16 AM
(http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/01/59/37/image_937591.jpg)
Rosemary the Nanny meets her new charge, Jack and Ennis's assbaby.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CellarDweller115 on January 28, 2007, 10:48:04 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/gone-with-the-wind-8.jpg)


I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no ass babbies
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 28, 2007, 11:06:44 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/gone-with-the-wind-8.jpg)
Gee, dem soup boxes is hard to pack!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 28, 2007, 11:17:55 AM
Rhett Butler: One hundred and fifty dollars in gold.
 
Dr. Meade: For what lady, sir?

Rhett Butler: For Mr. Jack Twist

Dr. Meade: For whom, sir?

Rhett Butler: Mr. Jack Twist.

Dr. Meade: Mr. Twist is a man, Captain Butler. But I'm sure any of our Atlanta belles would be proud to...

Rhett Butler: Dr. Meade, I said Mr. Jack Twist

Dr. Meade: He will not consider it, sir.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jake-gyllenhaal.jpg)


Jack:  Like hell I won't!


(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)



Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 28, 2007, 11:54:15 AM
Jack and Ennis have their first marital spat.

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/jackennis1.jpg)

ENNIS:   I can't believe ya spent our hard earned money on landscapin!

JACK:   Just because we're cowboys, don't mean we can't live civilized.

ENNIS:   I just wanted a BBQ!

JACK:   Well now, we can still put one over by the Jacuzzi.

ENNIS:   Jack fuckin Twist, got it all figured out!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 28, 2007, 01:33:57 PM
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN XXX RATED VERSION!
In this scene from the above version Jack is not shaving as he looks at the image in his mirror!(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis51.jpg)

Jack: oh...yeah baby.....oh...you're one hot lookin cowboy....yeah....ahhhhh.....ahhhhhhhh
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Bubo on January 28, 2007, 02:14:28 PM
(http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/01/59/37/image_937591.jpg)
Rosemary the Nanny meets her new charge, Jack and Ennis's assbaby.

This is great, Tru!!!  ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: RodneyWY on January 28, 2007, 02:25:32 PM
Absolutely love the wedding pictures series!  BRAVO!  The Wedding That Should Have Been!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 28, 2007, 02:26:47 PM
Rosemary the Nanny meets her new charge, Jack and Ennis's assbaby.

This is great, Tru!!!  ;) :D ;D

 ;D Thanks!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 28, 2007, 03:05:42 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/image.jpg)
Well, diddlin' dee dee, Cowboy. . .
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 28, 2007, 03:26:19 PM
(http://img.coxnewsweb.com/C/01/59/37/image_937591.jpg)
Now Soon-Yi's kissing those two gay cowboy down on that landing. . . ! ? She D O E S  have a thing for Woodies. . . !
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 28, 2007, 03:27:02 PM

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis51.jpg)


Jack:

"Let's do it ... let's fall in love!"







Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 28, 2007, 03:29:21 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/FNITthedeed3-L.jpg)
"You know I ain't queer. . ."

"Oh, please. . .'spear' me. . . !"
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 28, 2007, 03:31:44 PM
(http://images1.snapfish.com/34754385%3B%7Ffp345%3Enu%3D3286%3E8%3B9%3E338%3EWSNRCG%3D32338%3A%3B9%3A%3A35%3Bnu0mrj)

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/paris.jpg)

That's hot!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 28, 2007, 03:59:08 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/thesweetlife.jpg)[/center]
"How much for this lap dance, Jack?"

"Eight, nine inches. . ."
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 28, 2007, 04:09:59 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/601-900/BBM_cd1_0672.jpg)
Ennis : "Tent don't look right. . . . .especially since it looks like a vagina. . ."
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 28, 2007, 04:24:18 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/601-900/BBM_cd1_0672.jpg)
Ennis : "Tent don't look right. . . . .especially since it looks like a vagina. . ."

Jack: Really?!  I ain't never seen one of them!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 28, 2007, 04:42:26 PM
You guys are cooking with gas!

Ha Ha bloody Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 28, 2007, 04:57:35 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_073_jpg.jpg)

Is Mr. Del Mar a man? If so, is he mad? And if not, is he a devil? I shan't tell my reasons for making this inquiry;
but I beseech you to explain, if you can, what I have married . . .

Courtesy Emily Bronte (Wuthering Heights)



(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)

Alma honey do you really need me to spell it out for you?
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 28, 2007, 05:03:10 PM
^^^^OMG!  Judge Judy!  Brilliant!! ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 28, 2007, 05:48:58 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/gblady/bbm0656.jpg)
Don't cop no attitude with me, Jimbo. What I'm REALLY  lookin' at is that HUGE  b u l b o u s   p r o b o s c u s   
w h i s k e y o s i  s
   smack in the middle of your face . . .  !

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Rockbern on January 28, 2007, 07:22:27 PM

     Somehow Ennis's call to the Newsome residence in Childress, Texas was diverted to Balmoral Castle in Scotland:


(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/bernardh/Brokeback/Helen-MirrenWEB.png)


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 28, 2007, 07:55:51 PM
(http://images1.snapfish.com/34754385%3B%7Ffp345%3Enu%3D3286%3E8%3B9%3E338%3EWSNRCG%3D32338%3A%3B9%3A%3A35%3Bnu0mrj)

Jack, I'm…I'm real sorry. I saw that pussy and my damn wood just wilted.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/paris.jpg)

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 28, 2007, 08:13:32 PM

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/book_king.jpg)

arthur: oh, do go back and read to me again
the part about the so-called "gun" going off.


Bedevere: I believe, my liege, that you might like these full-color, closeup images even better.

Arthur: Knights, our quest is ended! We have found the Holy Grail! --Wait a moment, where are my stout knights Galahad and Lancelot?

Bedevere: They are not gay, sire. They have returned to the virgins of Castle Anthrax for spanking and oral sex.

Arthur: Oh. Damn silly of them. These images would give a dead man a woody.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 29, 2007, 01:34:31 AM
Dances with Wolves – original cast

Kevin Costner - John Dunbar
Mary McDonnell - Stands With A Fist
Doris Leader Charge - Pretty Shield       
Tantoo Cardinal - Black Shawl
Graham Greene - Kicking Bird
Nathan Lee - Smiles A Lot
Floyd Westerman - Ten Bears
Rodney A. Grant - Wind In His Hair    
Jimmy Herman - Stone Calf
Jason R. Lone Hill - Worm
   

Dances with Sheep – sequel cast

Heath Ledger  - Ennis Dun Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal -  Sits On A Fist (aka Jack)
Michelle Williams - Pretty Pissed Off (aka Alma)
Anne Hathaway - Red Hat (aka Lureen
Randy Quaid - Kicking Ass (aka Aguirre)
Jake Church - Bitches A Lot (nee Smiles A Lot) (aka Bobby)
Graham Beckel - Ten Bores (aka L.D. Newsome)
Peter McRobbie - Windbag Extraordinaire (aka John Twist)
David Harbour - Stoned Sheep (aka Randall)
Tom Carey - Worm (aka Jimbo)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 29, 2007, 02:13:05 AM
(http://www.parool.nl/film/2006/recensies/beeld/112906-queen-410.jpg)

You know I ain’t Queen.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 29, 2007, 02:27:41 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/sillygylly1.jpg)


Guy on the left: I won't say a word about Jack and Ennis making out.

Jack: I couldn't hear the guns going off.

Guy on the right: I never saw Ennis crawl into the tent.
[/size]



Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 29, 2007, 02:53:58 AM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/the_queen/helen_mirren/thequeen2.jpg)
Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 29, 2007, 04:14:06 AM
(http://www.parool.nl/film/2006/recensies/beeld/112906-queen-410.jpg)
You know I ain’t no Queen...

Prime Minister:

Me neither. But I don't mind getting on my knees in front of another queen!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 29, 2007, 04:49:36 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)
Mr. Twist, that you let Mr. Del Mar string you along for twenty years is beyond my comprehension. I don't care if he  D I D  have nine fat inches. And you had a  h u n g r y  hole. Now, Mr. Twist, all you have left is an  e m p t y  hole. . and a  b r o k e n  heart. See where sexual depravity gets you? Right in the  E N D , Mr. Twist. A N D  incontinent, to boot. . .

Mr. Del Mar, you were young, poor, sexually ambivalent, needy, craven, and somewhat dense. Some of us are one thing one day, something else another. What most of us are  N O T , Mr. Del Mar, are  u s e r s . What you did to Mr. Twist was not  N I C E  , do you understand me? That  I T  was warm, tight, and 'real comfy like', as you put it, Mr. Del Mar, is no  e x c u s e  . But neither does it excuse Mr. Twist's  l a r c e n o u s  behavior. For that reason, and that reason  O N L Y  , Mr. Del Mar, do I award the white, checkered-pattern, cotton shirt, to you, Mr. Del Mar. In the future, Mr. Del Mar, be  m o r e  careful that the person you're screwing doesn't outsmart and screw  Y O U . . .

Court adjourned. . .
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 29, 2007, 05:32:20 AM



(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)


I have to admit I can't tell the difference, your honour.
The balance is perfect - both young men are healthy
and equally well hung.




Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 29, 2007, 07:42:47 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)
Consumer Report needs to find out who's the better juicer, me or this. . .
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CharlotteV on January 29, 2007, 08:01:10 AM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/the_queen/helen_mirren/thequeen2.jpg)
Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.

Oh oh oh, this is too brilliant...I cannot stop laughing...
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 29, 2007, 08:45:19 AM
(http://www.parool.nl/film/2006/recensies/beeld/112906-queen-410.jpg)

The Queen:  Don't try and fool me no more, Mr. Blair.  I know what it means! Tony Nasty! You and Philip didn't go up there to hunt!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 29, 2007, 08:49:20 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)

Balls the size a apples, huh?  I'll show him who's boss!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 29, 2007, 09:07:44 AM

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)


And here's our nasty Jack Twist,
just having purchased a brand new coyote balls squeezer...
[/size]

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 29, 2007, 09:17:06 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)

Jake:  Maybe if I give them all a juicer, they will let me join the group.  I am beautiful and I have the best voice.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/23481900-57a2-4ee0-9492-1511ae679a2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 29, 2007, 09:25:27 AM



(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/23481900-57a2-4ee0-9492-1511ae679a2.jpg)


Supremes (singing): "If I had a juicer, I'd-a squeeze him in the morning..."


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 29, 2007, 10:14:30 AM


(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k222/evilkaren/c-heath43.jpg)


Ennis: You have no idea how bad it gets, Jack!
Sometimes I even have to stick to f*** sand dunes, lil' darlin'!




Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 29, 2007, 11:33:51 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/hotelpic.jpg)

Jack:  You are always so worried about what people think Ennis, people couldn't care less about us.  Have you seen what's moved in next door?

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/Little_Miss_Sunshin_104045o.jpg)

Ennis:  Yea, but the wife's brother is kind of cute!

Jack:  You just shut up about the brother Ennis.

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 29, 2007, 01:08:53 PM
Hi All! I want to apologize for a post that apparently offended some people.  It was meant as a joke and I always thought irreverence was part of the joke here.  Anyway,  the post was removed by the moderators.  Also, If we are going to be PC I don't think it should be selective.  Those mammy posts has a  black stereotype that some would find offensive. Maybe we shouldn't use the term The Basque. He's a human being not an object. It can be a slippery slope....
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 29, 2007, 01:49:13 PM
That mammy post took me by surprise, too, Jason. Don't know which post of yours was the offender. Obviously it didn't bother me. . . Hang in there, kiddo. You're one of the reasons why this thread gleams. . .

Bob
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on January 29, 2007, 01:52:09 PM
Also, If we are going to be PC I don't think it should be selective.

Note to whomever complained about Jason's photocap:  If THAT offended you then here's a warning--STAY AWAY FROM THE SLASH THREADS!  Any conceiveable kind of sexual/bodily activity, both nice and nasty, good and bad, between Jack & Ennis exists there and you can find plenty of reasons to be offended.  So, at the risk of shutting down the whole "slash" threads...

You are forewarned.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: mountain boy on January 29, 2007, 02:38:06 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/padpedpladuk/pic/0008ef6h)

Jack: We got a worn out pickup, that's the problem. I told Ennis it takes more than chewing gum and bailing wire to keep a pickup goin', but he wouldn't listen to me if he knew he was goin' deaf tomorrow. I pledged Tri-Delt at SMU and I sure never thought I'd end up in a pokey little place like Childress but then I met Ennis one summmer, and he was an animal husbandry major, so here I am. I told Ennis we ought to take the car but he said no, the roads is too bad. But then his ratty ol' truck died. 'Course he don't never listen to me...

Atticus: He's so-o-o-o dreamy!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: BRAD1963 on January 29, 2007, 02:48:39 PM

Jack: I had to ask about ten different people in Riverton where Photocaptioning was.[/b]
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 



 :D  love it!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 29, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/FNITthedeed3-L.jpg)

Ennis slips down Jack's SLIPPERY SLOPE!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 29, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbuckle.jpg)

ENNIS:  That's real funny Jack, now give me back my extra pair a socks!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 29, 2007, 03:48:05 PM
That mammy post took me by surprise, too, Jason. Don't know which post of yours was the offender. Obviously it didn't bother me. . . Hang in there, kiddo. You're one of the reasons why this thread gleams. . .

Bob


Well if my post offended anyone, please send me a PM.  Because if we keep bitching and complaining here, we will get this thread shut down!  ;)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 29, 2007, 03:49:27 PM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbuckle.jpg)

ENNIS:   No, I don't need a closer look at yer buckle, I can see perfectly fine from back here!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 29, 2007, 03:49:42 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbuckle.jpg)


Jack:

All right Ennis, first I show you mine, and then you'll shag me with...
...ehhh...
...uhhh...
show me yours!
[/b]







Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 29, 2007, 03:56:01 PM
 

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/dino_jack.jpg)

Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!

 

 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 29, 2007, 04:08:03 PM
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbuckle.jpg)

JAKE:   Hey Heath, I got a wiener dog named Boo Boo, wanna kiss it and make it better?

HEATH:   I thought Boo was a puggle.

JAKE:   He is.

 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 29, 2007, 04:38:57 PM


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/dino_jack.jpg)

Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)

Judge Judy:  My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: mountain boy on January 29, 2007, 04:48:46 PM
Jack: Randall Ennis   Randall Ennis  Randall Ennis

REPOSTED WITH TYPO CORRECTIONS!!

Jack: ENNIS   ENNIS   ENNIS
:D :D

I corrected my copy to fit the no-quit hypothesis before I saw your corrections!     :D ;)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 29, 2007, 04:50:20 PM


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/dino_jack.jpg)

Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)

Judge Judy:  My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever.

And ugly goes clear to the bone
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 29, 2007, 04:53:53 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)

Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jasonwv on January 29, 2007, 04:55:38 PM
Jack: Randall Ennis   Randall Ennis  Randall Ennis

REPOSTED WITH TYPO CORRECTIONS!!

Jack: ENNIS   ENNIS   ENNIS
:D :D

I corrected my copy to fit the no-quit hypothesis before I saw your corrections!     :D ;)

 :D ok  I deleted that post! :)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 29, 2007, 04:56:36 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)
Jack: I had to offend about ten different people to find out where Photocaps had moved to.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 29, 2007, 04:57:41 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Lureen:  I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 29, 2007, 05:16:45 PM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Hello, Photo-caption Police .... I want a report a hit-n-run!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 29, 2007, 05:20:20 PM
EXCERPTS FROM ANOTHER GQ INTERVIEW

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0405.jpg)
"Brokeback means a lot to me, it's opened me up to a unique fan base." ...

"I like to gather fresh honey, or maybe watch a salmon get smoked." ...

"My cave?  It is a world of stalagmites." ...

"Ang Lee was very minimal with his direction.  He'd just say things like 'scarier' or 'growlier,' but I knew what he wanted." ...

"Downey, Jr. must have been confused, but I'm not surprised; sniff, sniff, if you get my drift.  Now I ask you, between me and Gyllenhaal, which one is more qualified to be called wet, dark, and wild?" ...

"Sure, I like the creative process of acting, but someday I do want to direct." ...
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: iwishiknew on January 29, 2007, 05:28:40 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)

Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/UJD273515938.jpg)(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/bbb_1251.jpg)

Well, Jack, at least the aren't BEAN POTS!

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: gnash on January 29, 2007, 05:30:11 PM

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

ennis: your wife's is so stupid, she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.

jack: your ex-wife's so stupid, she thought fleetwood mac was a new burger at mcdonald's.

ennis: on yeah? well your wife's breath so bad, her teeth duck every time she yawns.

jack: well i can't argue with that.... and she also thinks i'm on a business trip!



Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 05:31:43 PM
At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/18/Jake_Gyllenhaal_gallery__295x400,0.jpg)

Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!

(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)

Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jason, honey, you really slay me...
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 05:36:26 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/wedding.jpg)

I now pronounce you ... Husband and Husband ... you may kiss the groom.
And if you don't ... I will!

or:
Pastor:
'And if you don't, I wi---------wait a minute, I'm not no queer!! But I'm giving it some serious consideration....'

Ennis: Give the pastor his donation, Jack.

Jack: Ennis, his  basket ain't big enough to fit it.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 05:45:40 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/gone-with-the-wind-8.jpg)


I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no ass babbies

Chuck, this is P-E-R-F-E-C-T! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 05:48:06 PM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/the_queen/helen_mirren/thequeen2.jpg)
Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.
0h, kee-rist!!!!!!! This is too funny-the queen and Ennis.......PIP, almost.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 05:54:14 PM
Nod to MM

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/the_queen/helen_mirren/thequeen2.jpg)


Queen: 'November the 7mnth? Raaaaaaaaaally?? Hello!! You do ray-o-lize, my good man, you had a FALKING week if not more to impart this precious wee bit of information, no? No bloody excuses, you, you legacyofaloosewomanoffspringsnastylitteltartl!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 06:01:00 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)
Mr. Twist, that you let Mr. Del Mar string you along for twenty years is beyond my comprehension. I don't care if he  D I D  have nine fat inches. And you had a  h u n g r y  hole. Now, Mr. Twist, all you have left is an  e m p t y  hole. . and a  b r o k e n  heart. See where sexual depravity gets you? Right in the  E N D , Mr. Twist. A N D  incontinent, to boot. . .

Mr. Del Mar, you were young, poor, sexually ambivalent, needy, craven, and somewhat dense. Some of us are one thing one day, something else another. What most of us are  N O T , Mr. Del Mar, are  u s e r s . What you did to Mr. Twist was not  N I C E  , do you understand me? That  I T  was warm, tight, and 'real comfy like', as you put it, Mr. Del Mar, is no  e x c u s e  . But neither does it excuse Mr. Twist's  l a r c e n o u s  behavior. For that reason, and that reason  O N L Y  , Mr. Del Mar, do I award the white, checkered-pattern, cotton shirt, to you, Mr. Del Mar. In the future, Mr. Del Mar, be  m o r e  careful that the person you're screwing doesn't outsmart and screw  Y O U . . .

Court adjourned. . .

OH, Bob...laughing and crying at the same time....'real comfy like'...
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 29, 2007, 06:04:24 PM


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

JACK:   Hey Ennis, lets slip over ta the Photocaption thread n offend some people.

ENNIS:   Damn Jack, ya really know how ta show a guy a good time!

 

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: gnash on January 29, 2007, 06:05:24 PM
Nod to MM
...

Queen: 'November the 7mnth? Raaaaaaaaaally?? Hello!! You do ray-o-lize, my good man, you had a FALKING week if not more to impart this precious wee bit of information, no? No bloody excuses, you, you legacyofaloosewomanoffspringsnastylitteltartl!

"FALKING"    LOL   ;) :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 06:07:04 PM
Now that is quite a feat, offending the offenders...It hasn't happened to me yet, except for one pic of you-probably-know-what I saw one time, and it was removed pretty quickly; and also that one spam attack with the foot long, um, well, you know...
Other than that..oh, and that one other thing... ;D ::) ;)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on January 29, 2007, 06:12:37 PM


](http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)




Jack: Hey, Ennis, I hear CSI was offended by my foot-long you-know-what!
Ennis: Yeah, bud, that CSI just keeps comin back again and again. She's a sucker for punishment.
Jack (thinking): Sounds like someone else I know pretty well.
Ennis: Now piss off, I've got the girls this weekend.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: gnash on January 29, 2007, 06:15:25 PM

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/the_queen/helen_mirren/thequeen2.jpg)

HRM the queen: hello? is this ennis? mr. ennis del mar? i do believe we have a bit of a kafuffle. yes, a kaFUFFLE.
my dear boy philip, you see, is absolutely MAD with desire over you! ennis, you MUST fly out immejiately
and make an appearance.  ::pause::  what? no, NO, i am NOT jack "fucking" twist. i am the QUEEN!

why that poofter! he hung up on me!


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: gnash on January 29, 2007, 06:37:50 PM
NWS OCEAN PARTS

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

ennis: so now you wanna go DUCK HUNTING? hell jack, you know i aint even keen on fishin!

jack: not DUCK hunting, GEO-duck (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/Geoducky.jpg) hunting.

ennis: gooey-duck whut?? that sounds fowl!

jack: no, it's not, it's a CLAM. more like a fish.

ennis: yeeech, FISH. jack, you know i don't do FISH.

jack: i know, i know, but let me tell you, it's OVER a foot long!

ennis: so is that what you been doin down in MEX-I-CO. jack twist?

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: fritzkep on January 29, 2007, 06:40:26 PM
NWS OCEAN PARTS

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

ennis: so now you wanna go DUCK HUNTING? hell jack, you know i aint even keen on fishin!

jack: not DUCK hunting, GEO-duck (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/Geoducky.jpg) hunting.

ennis: gooey-duck whut?? that sounds fowl!

jack: no, it's not, it's a CLAM. more like a fish.

ennis: yeeech, FISH. jack, you know i don't do FISH.

jack: i know, i know, but let me tell you, it's OVER a foot long!

ennis: so is that what you been doin down in MEX-I-CO. jack twist?


As Rob once said about geoducks, do I eat it or date it?

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 07:07:55 PM


](http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)




Jack: Hey, Ennis, I hear CSI was offended by my foot-long you-know-what!
Ennis: Yeah, bud, that CSI just keeps comin back again and again. She's a sucker for punishment.
Jack (thinking): Sounds like someone else I know pretty well.
Ennis: Now piss off, I've got the girls this weekend.

OUCh-and ba-da BinG! another direct hit from the Mini Angel...  ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on January 29, 2007, 08:49:59 PM
(http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/elmo.jpg)
I'm pissed!  I seem to be the only person left in the world who hasn't been offended by a Photocap.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 29, 2007, 08:51:10 PM
Dances with Wolves – original cast

Kevin Costner - John Dunbar
Mary McDonnell - Stands With A Fist
Doris Leader Charge - Pretty Shield       
Tantoo Cardinal - Black Shawl
Graham Greene - Kicking Bird
Nathan Lee - Smiles A Lot
Floyd Westerman - Ten Bears
Rodney A. Grant - Wind In His Hair    
Jimmy Herman - Stone Calf
Jason R. Lone Hill - Worm
   

Dances with Sheep – sequel cast

Heath Ledger  - Ennis Dun Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal -  Sits On A Fist (aka Jack)
Michelle Williams - Pretty Pissed Off (aka Alma)
Anne Hathaway - Red Hat (aka Lureen
Randy Quaid - Kicking Ass (aka Aguirre)
Jake Church - Bitches A Lot (nee Smiles A Lot) (aka Bobby)
Graham Beckel - Ten Bores (aka L.D. Newsome)
Peter McRobbie - Windbag Extraordinaire (aka John Twist)
David Harbour - Stoned Sheep (aka Randall)
Tom Carey - Worm (aka Jimbo)


Fahhhhhhbulous!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 29, 2007, 08:51:44 PM
(http://www.parool.nl/film/2006/recensies/beeld/112906-queen-410.jpg)

You know I ain’t Queen.

Can you say "Daily Sheet?"
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 29, 2007, 08:58:01 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakeenter.jpg)

Jack (thinks): How long do I have to stand
under this sign to get some action?

 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


Maybe I'm being too subtle. Guess it's time to drop trous and bend over! Jesus! Am I EVER gone a hook up with this guy? "Hey Ennis--supper's ready!"
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 29, 2007, 08:59:32 PM
That mammy post took me by surprise, too, Jason. Don't know which post of yours was the offender. Obviously it didn't bother me. . . Hang in there, kiddo. You're one of the reasons why this thread gleams. . .

Bob


What he said. Double.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 29, 2007, 09:03:20 PM


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/dino_jack.jpg)

Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)

Judge Judy:  My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever.

You just have to imagine the sting from Looney Tunes here.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: clarabell on January 29, 2007, 09:04:59 PM
EXCERPTS FROM ANOTHER GQ INTERVIEW

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"Brokeback means a lot to me, it's opened me up to a unique fan base." ...

"I like to gather fresh honey, or maybe watch a salmon get smoked." ...

"My cave?  It is a world of stalagmites." ...

"Ang Lee was very minimal with his direction.  He'd just say things like 'scarier' or 'growlier,' but I knew what he wanted." ...

"Downey, Jr. must have been confused, but I'm not surprised; sniff, sniff, if you get my drift.  Now I ask you, between me and Gyllenhaal, which one is more qualified to be called wet, dark, and wild?" ...

"Sure, I like the creative process of acting, but someday I do want to direct." ...


What a HOOT! This quacks me up! You go captioners! :D :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on January 29, 2007, 09:06:13 PM

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

ennis: your wife's is so stupid, she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.

jack: your ex-wife's so stupid, she thought fleetwood mac was a new burger at mcdonald's.

ennis: on yeah? well your wife's breath so bad, her teeth duck every time she yawns.

jack: well i can't argue with that.... and she also thinks i'm on a business trip!


Ennis: Okay. You win.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 29, 2007, 10:21:58 PM
Gnash, just went thru the last 10 pages of the archived caps-oMG you really are a genius-'shut your pie-hole, grandma!' that by itself was worth going back for!!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:37:42 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/JackandEnnisBreakfast.jpg)

Jack thinking to hemself:
Yup, one of the best parts of the day, sitting here eating breakfast with Ennis. Never had a friend like Ennis, so easy to be around, never complainin', cooks ok too, never had no friends, no brothers or sisters, no kids to play with growin' up. Mebe, just mebe if I help him clean up, secure the camp, each hitch up a mule,I can get 'm to ride up with me t' the sheep today, just be there with Ennis guarding the sheep.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:39:40 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksface.jpg)

Ennis thinking to Jack:

Jack you hafta know it breaks my heart in to to see that look on your face. So good to be with ya after all this time and then I make ya all  lookin' like that. But it'll be ok Jack, you'll see, get up here in these mountians much as we can, be just you and me. I can git time off or just quit the job, find somethin' else, just to be with you whenever ya can. It'll be ok, best that we can.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:40:48 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Ennissent.jpg)

 Ennis thinking to Jack
Jack...Jack I'm sorry I had to send you away. I can't tell you how bad I feel, know I won't sleep a wink thinkin' what I put you through.. I sent you the card to let you know my troubles, felt better that I could tell 'm to you. I just wasn't thinkin', didn't know what the words would mean to you. I took that smile of yours right off you face, never saw ya lookin' so sad. So sorry ya came all this way, wouldn't blame ya a bit if ya never came back. Jack...Jack it felt so good to be in in your arms, see that smile 'fore I took it away. Jack I hope you can forgive me, and sure hope you be there next month like ya said.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:43:09 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Ennisarms.jpg)

Ennis thinking:
Jack don't let go, just hang on to me. Don't quit me please....I didn't mean it when ah said 'let me be'. Don't leave. Only thing that makes it all worth it is coming here ta see you. Jack please say ya be back...I miss ya more than ya ever know when your gone.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:45:46 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksteaks.jpg)

Jack thinking:
This is what make's all the sh*t I go through worth it all. Spendin' a week up here with Ennis, just him and me no one else. Wakin' up holdin' him tight, his head in my arms, makin' him smile, cookin' these here steaks fer him, swimming in the pond, do what ever we want, no one 'll see but the wildlife.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:47:51 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/JESNIT.jpg)

In this moment, in a simple canvas tent pitched high in the Wyoming mountians under a beautiful moonlit night, among the trees, birds and the animals, two hearts became one forever.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:50:50 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/EnnisSheep.jpg)

Ennis thinking: Stay right here next to me, don't say no more, just sit with me. We'll ride down together fer supper. Please Jack.

Jack thinking: Don't move Ennis, let me stay right here with you, just be still, ain't goin' nowhere.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 29, 2007, 11:55:45 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Horseback.jpg)

Ennis thinking:

Whut's with Jack and those damn sideburns? Trying ta look like Elvis er whut? Sure packing on the pounds like Elvis. Can't sing like him, hopin' he doesn't try. Jack's sure 'lot prettier then Elvis, cant tell him so, us not being queer and all.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 12:02:14 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Enniscloset.jpg)

 Don't want folks ta feel bad fer me none. These here shirts, what they mean, worth more ta me than all the gold on earth. Got ta ex perice best part of life, more that most folks ever do. I know I did the best I knowed how ta protect Jack 'n me. Keep me goin' fer the rest of ma days even If Ah make it ta 100.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 12:08:38 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/EnnisdrivefromLF.jpg)

Took a look long time ta get back ta Riverton, drove the whole way with my hand in the paper bag touchin' the shirts...from me an Jack's days at Brokeback. Wuz late, no traffic ta worry me none. Guess Jack didn't have hardly no one else around growin' up, no brothers or sisters, way out middle of nowhere, must'a been hard. Sure gonna a miss Jack, nothin' be the same without him...but it feels real good I knowed him so long.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Bubo on January 30, 2007, 12:46:47 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)
And here's our nasty Jack Twist,
just having purchased a brand new coyote balls squeezer...
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"THE JUICY LOOSEY"
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Jannis on January 30, 2007, 02:37:36 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_2587.jpg)

Ennis: "Whoa there, bud. I'd kiss ya, but the movie's about half way so we can't show none of that brilliant charge."
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Jannis on January 30, 2007, 02:43:12 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/bbm1.jpg)

Ennis: "You know I ain't queer, but I wouldn't mind some infrequent coupling."
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Jannis on January 30, 2007, 02:45:32 AM

Jack: I had to offend about ten different people to find out where Photocaps had moved to.

So many great captions! The new thread sure got started. This made me giggle. :D ;D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on January 30, 2007, 02:46:26 AM
Love 'em both, Jannis. More please.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Jannis on January 30, 2007, 02:48:17 AM
Thanks, Mini angel. :) Gotta get back to work. :(
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: gnash on January 30, 2007, 02:58:36 AM

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

ennis: gee jack, you sure seem to have a lot of energy for someone who just drove 14 hours straight!

jack: well, i reckon there's just too much blood in my caffeine system right now.

ennis (looking down): yeah, i noticed!

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: magicmountain on January 30, 2007, 02:59:57 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_2587.jpg)

Heaven, Im in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When were out together dancing cheek to cheek

Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the highest peak
But it doesnt thrill  me half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

Oh I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek
But I dont enjoy it half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek

Come on and dance with me
I want my arms about you
Those charms about you
Will carry me through...

... to heaven, Im in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When were out together dancing  cheek to cheek
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: gnash on January 30, 2007, 03:10:59 AM

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

ennis: gee jack, i can't. i sure am sorry, i got the kids and all, and...

jack: dammit ennis, i swear... you have the midas touch.

ennis: hold up a minute, now whaddya mean by that?

jack: everything you touch turns to a muffler!

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: chapeaugris on January 30, 2007, 03:24:55 AM

jack: everything you touch turns to a muffler!
Fellow Euros, this refers to an a US chain that specialises in car mufflers, Midas Muffler.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 30, 2007, 03:45:36 AM
(We have Midas in France too, though...  ;))
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: chapeaugris on January 30, 2007, 04:21:38 AM
We do? I should get out more.  :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 04:23:47 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakejuicer.jpg)

Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......
Ennis, they just don't understand we'd rather squeeze 'em the ol' fashion way. . .
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 04:45:38 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Ennisarms.jpg)
Ennis : I'll sashay downtown Riverton in a dress, Jack. Jus' N O  Alma. . . . . .Ya swear. . . ?
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 05:03:26 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_2587.jpg)
Whisperin' : Front pants pocket, Jack. . .trails off to the right. . .
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: janjo on January 30, 2007, 05:22:26 AM

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/bbm1.jpg)

Ennis: "We've agreed we ain't queer,  so how about some frequent coupling, at least until we decide otherwise."
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 05:30:25 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)
. . .a breast of veal, some head cheese and. . .wait. . .two cantaloupes. . .
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 30, 2007, 05:31:27 AM
We do? I should get out more.  :D

Really, it's almost everywhere, in every major town - by the dozen...! ;)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 30, 2007, 05:33:47 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

. . .some had chicken soup, turkey and baked beans... others had basque food...



Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 05:36:27 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_073_jpg.jpg)
Buns' goin off. . .
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 30, 2007, 05:40:30 AM


(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_073_jpg.jpg)


Alma's goin' away... at last !



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on January 30, 2007, 07:23:01 AM
Much apologies for further confusing you folks.

It seems some of The Daily Sheet editorial staff has asked that the thread title be altered - once for misspelling (since Photo Captioning is evidently two words - my bad!) and once to shorten the title so that it is easier to quote in the forum newsletter.

So already we have a makeover to the new Photo Captioning area.  Your understanding is appreciated.

Keep captioning!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 30, 2007, 07:30:26 AM
How about "PCF2"?  That'll stump em.   :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 30, 2007, 07:39:54 AM


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Due to the dark night and too much whiskey,
 Ennis makes unwanted amorous advances toward the nearest furry object,
eliciting a negative response.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on January 30, 2007, 07:41:27 AM
How about "PCF2"?  That'll stump em.   :D

LMAO!  Look, I didn't set out to make this anymore difficult than it already is...
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on January 30, 2007, 07:42:27 AM


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0405.jpg)
 
Due to the dark night and too much whiskey,
 Ennis makes unwanted amorous advances toward the nearest furry object,
eliciting a negative response.



roco, I love this one.  brings a whole new meaning to "I come upon a bear 's whut happened!"
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 30, 2007, 07:55:15 AM
 


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ENNIS:  hic ... hic ... Damn Jack, yoush need ta take a razsher ta thish rug back here ... hic ... hic!

BEAR:   Ouch ... Daamn he is hung like a horse! No wonder that other cowboy walks funny!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 30, 2007, 08:02:24 AM
 
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_073_jpg.jpg)

Alma's pained stare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that their marrage wasn't quite right!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Roco on January 30, 2007, 08:14:06 AM
 
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LUREEN:   Hello, Ennis del Mar.
I'm givin Jack a divorce and packin him off ta you, before he does somthin stupid and gets his sweet ass in a jam.

ENNIS:   Whut?

LUREEN:   Ya heard me shit-head, n I'LL be sending Bobby along just as soon as he's out a school.

ENNIS:   Huh?

LUREEN:   Yep, yer every bit as charmin as I imagined, you two have a nice life!

ENNIS:    Errr .... OK ... if you say so.
   
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 08:14:41 AM
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Jack:  Ennis, did you have y'er ear pierced?

Ennis:  Yep

Jack:  Damn it Ennis, you said you wusn't queer!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on January 30, 2007, 08:20:22 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksface.jpg)

Jack:  Ennis, did you have y'er ear pierced?

Ennis:  Yep

Jack:  Damn it Ennis, you said you wusn't queer!


ENNIS   My Alma got teeth sharper then a serpents tongue!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 08:48:45 AM

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LUREEN:   Hello, Ennis del Mar.
I'm givin Jack a divorce and packin him off ta you before he does somthin stupid and gets his sweet ass in a jam.

ENNIS:   Whut?

LUREEN:   Ya heard me shit-head n I'LL be sending Bobby along just as soon as he's out a school.

ENNIS:   Huh?

LUREEN:   Yep, yer every bit as charmin as I imagined, you two have a nice life!

ENNIS:    Errr .... OK ... if you say so.
   
 

ROTFLMAO!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 09:07:14 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

Jack:  You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?

Ennis:  We is boycotting the Oscars, remember?

Jack:  Oh yea, I forgot.  What about just the red carpet stuff?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on January 30, 2007, 09:43:50 AM
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Jack:  You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?

Ennis:  We is boycotting the Oscars, remember?

Jack:  Oh yea, I forgot.  What about just the red carpet stuff?


ENNIS:   Thought ya got carpet burn, the last time we did it on the red carpet.

JACK:   Maybe I could be on top this time. (Jack lifts his eyebrows enquiringly)

ENNIS   Not with them spurs on, ya ain't!

 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 10:29:31 AM
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Hey, Goldilocks, about comin' on me? I'm interested in pullin' the spuds, not the pud. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 11:19:27 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/matildaa.jpg)

Matilda:  What is it with my Mommy and Daddy and hats?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 11:43:52 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/matildaa.jpg)
Matilda : EVERY thing's different 'bout this marriage. . .In their make-believe one, Daddy was usually up Mommy's butt. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 11:46:43 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/matildaa.jpg)
Matilda : EVERY thing's different 'bout this marriage. . .In their make-believe one, Daddy was usually up Mommy's butt. . .

Matilda: and I ain't no ass baby!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on January 30, 2007, 11:53:40 AM
Matilda : EVERY thing's different 'bout this marriage. . .In their make-believe one, Daddy was usually up Mommy's butt. . .
Matilda: and I ain't no ass baby!
Matilda, continuing: Yeah, if anything, they're dressed half-assed. . . ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on January 30, 2007, 12:23:37 PM
(http://www.81x.com/Authors/lja/Austin/Butt%20Ugly%20Baby.JPG)
As Executive Director of the Assbaby Anti-Defamation League, I would like to point out that we find the recent numerous references to assbabies highly offensive.  For your information, we are considering filing a formal complaint with the United Nations and other international authorities.  Please remember that assbabies are vital and productive members of all communites, and thus, also deserve to be treated with proper respect and dignity.  Thank you.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on January 30, 2007, 01:23:09 PM
Quote
Jason, honey, you really slay me...
 
 

Thanks CSI! :) :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on January 30, 2007, 01:25:50 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksface.jpg)

Jack: what if you and me found a place far away from naggin' wives and bitchin' girlfriends. It'd be some sweet life.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 01:28:06 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksface.jpg)

Jack: what if you and me found a place far away from naggin' wives and bitchin' girlfriends. It'd be some sweet life.


Ennis:  Naaa then we would just nag and bitch at each other!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 01:29:27 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/baby-1.jpg)

Matilda:  I am ready for my close up!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on January 30, 2007, 01:32:46 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksface.jpg)

Jack: what if you and me found a place far away from naggin' wives and bitchin' girlfriends. It'd be some sweet life.


Ennis:  Naaa then we would just nag and bitch at each other!

Jack: yeah but then make up sex would be something we'd want
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on January 30, 2007, 02:23:56 PM
THE REAL REASON JACK LEFT IMMEDIATELY FOR TEXAS AFTER DRIVING TO WYOMING!!
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

Jack; I kinda got this thing goin' with my wife's tampons.
Ennis: huh?
Jack: yeah, stick two or three up my ass and think of you. they can soak up santorum too!
Ennis: whut? how you get santorum in Texas!
Jack: Oh, Ennis I just remembered I left the coffee pot on. I gotta go!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 02:53:08 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Lureen:  Hello operator, I just looked up santorum on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please?   Thanks.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on January 30, 2007, 03:43:53 PM
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Jack:  You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?

Ennis:  "Could be.  Them acadummy people enjoy guys like us who want to slit their wrists."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on January 30, 2007, 03:44:39 PM
(http://www.eiaonline.com/uploaded_images/Emily_Litella-788000.jpg)
Emily: What's all this fuss I hear about sanatorium?  These fine institutions have been around for many years providing much needed medical services to people in need.  It just makes my blood boil when I hear about a sanatorium being disrespected and furthermore---

Anchor: Uh, that's santorum they're talking about, Miss. Litella, not sanatorium, santorum.  It means ::whisper, whisper, whisper::

Emily: Oh, that's very different... never mind!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on January 30, 2007, 03:45:58 PM
jpwagoneer1964--Your photocap series (page 12) with "Ennis thinkin/Jack thinkin" was wonderful to read.  If only those boys talked more...

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/EnnisSheep.jpg)
Ennis & Jack:  "jpwagoneer1964, thanks for puttin' the words right into our mouths!"



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on January 30, 2007, 03:48:07 PM
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ennis: gee jack, you sure seem to have a lot of energy for someone who just drove 14 hours straight!

"Ennis, I may have red-lined it, but straight had nothin' to do with it."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 30, 2007, 03:54:08 PM
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Jack:  You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?

Ennis:  "Could be.  Them acadummy people enjoy guys like us who want to slit their wrists."


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/sunshine.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on January 30, 2007, 03:58:17 PM
(http://www.nrk.no/img/540616.jpeg)
But, I just finished watchin' the movie, Doc!  Ya gotta help me get back to 1963 so I can tell Ennis if he doesn't put his ass in that truck, it'll be the biggest mistake of his life!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 30, 2007, 05:38:41 PM
(http://www.readingeagle.com/editor/archives/santorum%20921.jpg)

former US Senator Rick Santorum: You think you're offended!?  They named it after ME!  Still can't think why.  Keep smilin'!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on January 30, 2007, 05:47:03 PM
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My love, there's you only life
The only thing that's right


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My first love, your every breath that I take
Your every step I make


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet1.jpg)

And I
I want to share all my love with you


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)

No one else will do


(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)

And your eyes

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet1.jpg)

your eyes....your eyes

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet1.jpg)

They tell me how much you care
Oh yes, you will always be my endless love


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on January 30, 2007, 05:57:20 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/sunshine.jpg)
"EEEEEEeeee! Stop calling here! I told you, there's no one named Mrs. Twist at this number! And quit tying up my line -- I'm waiting for the pageant people to call!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janiceinla on January 30, 2007, 07:30:45 PM
My love, there's you only life
The only thing that's right

My first love, your every breath that I take
Your every step I make

And I
I want to share all my love with you

No one else will do
And your eyes
your eyes....your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Oh yes, you will always be my endless love


OMG Chuck.  These pictures, this song.  Amazing coincidence.  Sunday, I bought a CD (no, not you sweetie  :D) of movie love songs.  Endless Love was one of them and I had the visual of Diana Ross and Lionel Richie at the Academy Awards trying to outsing each other.  I definitely love the two Jake version much, much better!  ;)   Excellent!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM
BBM: Profound Thoughts


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/JESNIT.jpg)


Jack: Ennis, quit peeking at my man titties thru your eyelashes....

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 10:44:58 PM
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Jack to himself:
Damn you Ennis,  I wish I could tell you how much ya mean to me, if I could make you understand how much I missed you, even that first summer so long ago lookin' down at our camp from the mountian at Brokeback. When I try I say it, I f**k it up, say things I never ment you to hear, cause you anger and pain, I forget how scared you are and end up hurting you more. Ennis I hope you can forgive me and you will be here in the fall, I'm so afraid you won't, just like I was so afraid you would send me away if I tried see you after Brokeback. If I could only tell you how I cry my eyes out on side of the road every time we part, and wish that I could be in your arms just like up here always. I live for the days I am with you, and if that's all you can give, I'll accept and treasure those few, let it be till next time, maybe then I can say it right.... I love you so much Ennis Del Mar.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 10:46:31 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksroom.jpg)

Ennis...Ennis can you hear me? I'm right her beside you bud. I can't ever tell you how much it means that your up here with me in my room. When I was growing up, didn't have no brothers or sisters, no other kids around.. Always had chores after school, no one would come all the way out here to play. The toy rider, the little pickup, nobody's hands on 'm but mine. And now here you are in my room where I lay in my bed at night praying to the Lord to bring me someone so I wouldn't feel so all alone. And he sure answered my prayers bud, that day so many years ago when I first saw you, know 'n  I was a goin' to spend summer with ya, I knew then the Lord gave me Ennis Del Mar, you are  my very best friend, been everything to me, became a man with you that summer. Now don 't ya go worrin' about me always wishin' for what cudd'a' been, I'm save 'n a place for us and we'll be together for always.

Ennis..... could you please look in on my mama from time to time, it been so hard for her, I know you will bud...I know I don't even have' t ask.

One more thing Ennis.... I...I love you so very much Ennis.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on January 30, 2007, 10:46:54 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/sunshine.jpg)


Little Ennisa to Jack Jr: Eeeewww! THAT'S how they make ASSBABIES?? So that means daddy and Jack did it TWO TIMES!!!  EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 10:49:28 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Ennisrain.jpg)

Ennis thinking:

Sure hope that Jack fella is keepin' dry up there with them sheep. Hope he got the tent up ok. Missin' him a lot when he's not here, like ta hear his stories sittin' by the fire. Never missed anyone like that, hardly ever think of K.E. even thoughs  I saw him ever day fer 19 years. Can't wait tell Jack comes back fer supper, mebe the rain 'll let up some, he'll come early. Hope he like's this horse I'm carvin', sure wish he was here in the tent beside me outta' this rain.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 10:51:21 PM
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Ennis thinking:

So Jack. Er you gonna stay here tonite protect me from the bear?  Sleep ah next ta me in the tent, huh? Com'on Jack, I think he mebe followed me.  Please Jack, the sheep 'll be ok.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 10:53:34 PM
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Jack:
Ennis...ya want I stay here with ya, I mean that bear still out there, might'ta followed you...just want to make sure your ok? So I'll stay with ya in the tent? Watch out fer each other ok?

Ennis:....Uh....Uh huh.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 10:56:51 PM
 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/TS1.jpg)

Jack's dream:

Hey Ennis, remember that summer we were on Brokeback?

Sure do bud.

Well next month it'll 40 years, since we...since we met.

I'll be dammed. 40 years!

Brokeback sure got us good, didn't it.

Sure did Jack.....sure 'nuff did.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 30, 2007, 10:59:55 PM
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 Some Folks thought that our long faces an tense manner were cuz we wuz cross with each other an only happen'd on that last trip. Wuzn't so, we wuz always upset bout leavin'on the last day of bein' together from the very first time we met up again after Brokeback, both all torn up inside, but I wuz never mad at Jack or he at me. Evey time since we met again, just before we'd drive away Jack an me grab on and hold each other so hard   the other wouldn't feel him shakin', just stay like that long as we needed. Then when we'd ease apart we'd lookaway not sayin' a word so not ta show the tears a rollin' off our faces, but each knew they wuz there, then climb inta our pickups till next time.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on January 30, 2007, 11:38:01 PM

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jack: so... you don't like the coat.  hell ennis, you could have said something about it a week ago!!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on January 31, 2007, 12:22:05 AM



(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)
You know, Ennis, I was kinda hopin you'd zip yerself into the coat with me and come up to Lightnin Flat at long last.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on January 31, 2007, 12:23:38 AM


Little Ennisa to Jack Jr: Eeeewww! THAT'S how they make ASSBABIES?? So that means daddy and Jack did it TWO TIMES!!!  EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

Perfect in (almost) every way!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 01:35:22 AM
Chuck Ira, you hit again! This My LOVE duet with two different Jack's was one of the best captions here in weeks!
The way you organized the pic's suits the song so well. Really enjoyed it.  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 01:37:45 AM
Ennis...Ennis can you hear me? I'm right her beside you bud. I can't ever tell you how much it means that your up here with me in my room. When I was growing up, didn't have no brothers or sisters, no other kids around.. Always had chores after school, no one would come all the way out here to play. The toy rider, the little pickup, nobody's hands on 'm but mine. And now here you are in my room where I lay in my bed at night praying to the Lord to bring me someone so I wouldn't feel so all alone. And he sure answered my prayers bud, that day so many years ago when I first saw you, know 'n  I was a goin' to spend summer with ya, I knew then the Lord gave me Ennis Del Mar, you are  my very best friend, been everything to me, became a man with you that summer. Now don 't ya go worrin' about me always wishin' for what cudd'a' been, I'm save 'n a place for us and we'll be together for always.
Ennis..... could you please look in on my mama from time to time, it been so hard for her, I know you will bud...I know I don't even have' t ask.
One more thing Ennis.... I...I love you so very much Ennis.

Jpwagoneer, this incredible text made me cry hard. Beautiful and yet terribly true. Thanks for that. I had a very sad, longlasting, intense moment of introspection having read that tonight. Merci.  :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 01:47:00 AM



This is just a very short post but an important one
telling you that I'd like to celebrate with you
my first anniversary on this forum.
365 days of pleasure, fun, friendship, shared tears,
365 days of exchange and reflexion.
Thank you for all that.
I'm profoundly grateful
for having found a second home on DC.
May you stay forever young - may we stay forever young.
Merci à tous.
 :-* :-* :-* Ingmar :-* :-* :-*
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Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on January 31, 2007, 02:01:51 AM

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/FNITthedeed3-L.jpg)
Come on, Jack! One more big push! The head's crowning!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on January 31, 2007, 04:29:34 AM
^^

it's a boy!    (http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPBios/HankeySimon.jpg)    simon!   

:P :P ;)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on January 31, 2007, 04:33:47 AM
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Ennis gets a lift to Riverton and learns about Proust n' Itchy.
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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on January 31, 2007, 04:44:45 AM
^^^  heheh!   i love it...!   :D :D
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 31, 2007, 05:23:09 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/JESNIT.jpg)
Psss, Ennis. . .wrong head. . .but "A" for effort. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on January 31, 2007, 05:38:36 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacksroom.jpg)
. . .That makes sense, Jack. . .Why in hell close the barn door after the horse is gone. . . ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 05:49:06 AM


(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/emoticons/post614011456036495nm.jpg)


Bobby Twist, turning twenty.

Strongly influenced by his Mom Lureen, he succesfully tried to imitate her splendid hair-do's.

Strongly influenced by his Dad Jack, he succesfully tried to attract men's stares
by arranging his goodies in an appetizing manner.
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Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on January 31, 2007, 05:50:26 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)
Dingy, Mother? Be more vibrant? Flashy?

. . .When I saw Jack lyin' there cured me of my obsession with red forever. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on January 31, 2007, 06:24:22 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)

 Some Folks thought that our long faces an tense manner were cuz we wuz cross with each other an only happen'd on that last trip. Wuzn't so, we wuz always upset bout leavin'on the last day of bein' together from the very first time we met up again after Brokeback, both all torn up inside, but I wuz never mad at Jack or he at me. Evey time since we met again, just before we'd drive away Jack an me grab on and hold each other so hard we the other wouldn't feel him shakin', just stay like that long as we needed. Then when we'd ease apart we'd lookaway not sayin' a word so not ta show the tears a rollin' off our faces, but each knew they wuz there, then climb inta our pickups till next time.

J.P.

Thank you for your heartfelt sentiments in these captions.
They capture the real feeling of 2 men that had difficulty expressing what they truly felt for each other.
It remains unsaid in the movie and short story, but haunts our imagination daily.

Although we poke fun on this thread, I hope that it is always done with the love and respect that we truly feel for Jack and Ennis.
Sure they are fictional characters, but they stand for something important in out lives.
The hope, optimism, regret, and yes even the bitterness that all gay men and women contend with on a daily basis.
And most important of all, the love!

For that reason they are real to us and will always be a part of our lives.

roco
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on January 31, 2007, 06:58:18 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)
That door handle you're fiddlin' with, Ennis. . .
. . .In the end. . .are you comin'. . .or goin'. . .?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on January 31, 2007, 07:32:42 AM



Strongly influenced by his Dad Jack, he succesfully tried to attract men's stares
by arranging his goodies in an appetizing manner.





Ugh! he looks like he's wearing incontinence pads.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on January 31, 2007, 07:43:40 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacklast.jpg)

Jack to himself:
Damn you Ennis,  I wish I could tell you how much ya mean to me, if I could make you understand how much I missed you, even that first summer so long ago lookin' down at our camp from the mountian at Brokeback. When I try I say it, I f**k it up, say things I never ment you to hear, cause you anger and pain, I forget how scared you are and end up hurting you more. Ennis I hope you can forgive me and you will be here in the fall, I'm so afraid you won't, just like I was so afraid you would send me away if I tried see you after Brokeback. If I could only tell you how I cry my eyes out on side of the road every time we part, and wish that I could be in your arms just like up here always. I live for the days I am with you, and if that's all you can give, I'll accept and treasure those few, let it be till next time, maybe then I can say it right.... I love you so much Ennis Del Mar.


I've always argued that the look on Jack's face in this scene was completely inscrutable and conveyed no information.  I was wrong. 

Thanks jpwagoneer for another terrific series of posts. 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 31, 2007, 09:11:18 AM
Bobby see's himself in the past and the future.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/baby-2.jpg)


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bobby.jpg)

Bobby:  What the hell happend to me?


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/capote.jpg)


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 09:13:06 AM
Ugh! he looks like he's wearing incontinence pads.

 ;D  :o  ::)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 31, 2007, 10:37:59 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)

Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ChrisW on January 31, 2007, 11:01:32 AM

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/the_queen/helen_mirren/thequeen2.jpg)

HRM the queen: hello? is this ennis? mr. ennis del mar? i do believe we have a bit of a kafuffle. yes, a kaFUFFLE.
my dear boy philip, you see, is absolutely MAD with desire over you! ennis, you MUST fly out immejiately
and make an appearance.  ::pause::  what? no, NO, i am NOT jack "fucking" twist. i am the QUEEN!

why that poofter! he hung up on me!


It's HRH the Queen (Her Royal Highness)
:)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 11:05:48 AM
Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!

Are you suggesting, Lola, that Ennis is a regular 'victim' of menstruations ?

Congrats to yet another TDS selection (and distinction)! Well-deserved.  :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 31, 2007, 11:11:06 AM
LOL I didn't see that, this is my 3rd or 4th time, I am so honoured, should I prepare a speech, get a gown, a date....... :D

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-1.jpg)

Maybe I could borrow Michelle's dress, and her body and her husband!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 11:31:42 AM
Please do - the three of them - and then take pictures, send them and add your funny captions as usual!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on January 31, 2007, 12:04:45 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)

Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 12:08:55 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LMAO! PIMP!  :D  :o
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 12:19:12 PM



(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-1.jpg)


Ladies and gentlemen - my name is Lola.
I'm the Photocaptioning Queen.
I'm here to accept yet another award
from the distinguished The Daily Sheet Academy.
Thanks to Michelle who offered me her fantastic dress,
I'm sure going to live up to your expectations.
Bonsoir, everyone!


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 31, 2007, 12:36:37 PM



(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-1.jpg)


Ladies and gentlemen - my name is Lola.
I'm the Photocaptioning Queen.
I'm here to accept yet another award
from the distinguished The Daily Sheet Academy.
Thanks to Michelle who offered me her fantastic dress,
I'm sure going to live up to your expectations.
Bonsoir, everyone!


You like me, you really like me!!   ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on January 31, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
Yes I do. Of course I do. You know I do.  ;)  :D  :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on January 31, 2007, 02:36:33 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/OSCAR_INSIDER_REHEARSALS_KDK148.jpg)

Jack:  and the winner is....................Brokeback Mountain!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on January 31, 2007, 03:38:22 PM
BROKEBACK SMART
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/smart_2.jpg)

Max: "99, I am being sent to Brokeback Mountain. We have reason to believe agents Del Mar and Twist have converted to the other side."

99: "You mean...?"

Max: "Yes,  they are living a straight life. Complete with outside jobs, homes and children."

99: "Oh Max."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on January 31, 2007, 03:59:22 PM
 
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0522.jpg)

Jack:  "I came to take you to Palm Springs. The White Party is this weekend."   

Ennis: "Jack, you know I have the girls this weekend. (pause) Fuck it... Girls I have a sudden emergency and I have to leave town."

Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: BRAD1963 on January 31, 2007, 04:09:06 PM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)
 

Lureen: "Alma, you are preaching to the choir girl, Who were they trying to fool all those years?" (pause) "I have to admit though that I appreciated it sometimes, Ennis saved me from having to strap on a dildo and put on this old bloody shirt.  Jack had strange fetishes."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Vic on January 31, 2007, 04:12:49 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-1.jpg)
Thinking: "Maybe now that I look like a banana Heath will finally eat me."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on January 31, 2007, 04:20:14 PM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part6/brokebackmtn_3649.jpg)
Mrs. Twist: It's true, Mr. Del Mar, Jack's daddy was pretty well know'd in his day.  But, it wasn't exactly for rodeoin'.

Twist Sr.: Shut up, woman!

Mrs. Twist: You shut up, you old bastard!  I've kept quiet about this long enough.  You see, years ago John had this "act" with a horse down in Mexico.  He don't know I found this old flyer... see for yerself...






APPEARING NIGHTLY AT THE TIJUANA FOLLIES
(http://www.queerty.com/queer/cliffechestH.jpg)
Little Johnny Twist & and his "mount," Shooter
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on January 31, 2007, 05:51:17 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/OSCAR_INSIDER_REHEARSALS_KDK148.jpg)

Jack:  and the winner is....................Brokeback Mountain!
Oh, GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!  This just caused me to let go a flood of tears for the should have been!!!!!!!!!!!!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on January 31, 2007, 05:57:05 PM
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/emoticons/post614011456036495nm.jpg)


Though he denied it vehemently for years, DNA doesn't lie: "Bobby Twist" was actually the assbaby of Donald Trump--and Elvis!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on January 31, 2007, 08:14:01 PM
[size=09pt]It's not too late to do the right thing! Yeah, sure. [/size]
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/OSCAR_INSIDER_REHEARSALS_KDK148.jpg)

Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, the Academy has given me the honor to correct the greatest slight in its 78 year history.
Won't you please welcome Mr. Ang Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger, Michelle Will....

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on January 31, 2007, 08:20:40 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)

Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?

ENNIS:  Wull, I wuz thinkin we could, ya know, play Tex...
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Bubo on January 31, 2007, 08:22:39 PM

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/FNITthedeed3-L.jpg)
Come on, Jack! One more big push! The head's crowning!

Come on, Jack! One more big push! The ass is crowning!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on January 31, 2007, 08:35:17 PM
BROKEBACK SMART

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/smart_2.jpg)

MAX: This gun isn't goin off.

99: You mean...?

MAX: Yep. It's the Lureen Doll.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on January 31, 2007, 08:38:05 PM

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)
Jack: Mama was right all along. Coupla babies, lose your figure and they don't want you no more.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on January 31, 2007, 08:42:27 PM


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)
Ennis: Course I still love ya, bud. I done bought that fetchin maternity jacket for ya, didn't I?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on January 31, 2007, 08:48:26 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Oh my gawd!  Look at what's on the TV!  Even my Saturday morning cartoons have gone queer!





(http://www.tommcmahon.net/images/chipdale3b.jpg)
Chip: Y'know, it could be like this, just like this, always.

Dale: Yeah?  How you figure that?

Chip: Well, what if you and me had a little acorn and twig operation...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on January 31, 2007, 10:11:02 PM
BROKEBACK SMART
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/smart_2.jpg)

Max: "99, I am being sent to Brokeback Mountain. We have reason to believe agents Del Mar and Twist have converted to the other side."

99: "You mean...?"

Max: "Yes, they are living a straight life. Complete with outside jobs, homes and children. Would you believe it?"

99: "Oh Max, that's hard to believe."

Max: Would you believe a trampy waitress and a bitchy son?

99: No!

Max: How about a couple a high-altitude fucks a year?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 01, 2007, 02:16:06 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Oh my gawd!  Look at what's on the TV!  Even my Saturday morning cartoons have gone queer!





(http://www.tommcmahon.net/images/chipdale3b.jpg)
Chip: Y'know, it could be like this, just like this, always.

Dale: Yeah?  How you figure that?

Chip: Well, what if you and me had a little acorn and twig operation...


 ;D ;D ;D hilarious ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 01, 2007, 02:23:46 AM
Above is freaking funny, Tru!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 02:27:22 AM


BROKEBACK CRIME, continued

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/smart_2.jpg)


MAX: Where's Jack? Where's Ennis?

99: Why? What for...? What do you plan?

MAX: I need them to show me how the gun's goin' off... It's urgent!



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 03:27:14 AM
BROKEBACK SMART
...

MAX: This gun isn't goin off.

99: You mean...?

MAX: Yep. It's the Lureen Doll.


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ;D     yer twisted and i love it. ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 03:30:14 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)

Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!

Ennis: Yeah. It's making me feel a bit queer.

Jack: Well that something to grateful for I suppose!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 03:35:47 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Lureen:  Hello operator, I just looked up santorum on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please?   Thanks.

Make that two ambulances.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 03:37:30 AM

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_assbaby.jpg)

you sure he's ours? aside from the cigarette, i don't think he looks much like me!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 03:47:01 AM

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

lamp: oh, here we go again... an accident, sure... tell him the truth, lureen!

lureen: hang on a second, ennis...      to the lamp:   ...would you shut UP! don't make me unplug you!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 04:06:47 AM
(http://www.wildwestweb.net/steeds/cisco.jpg)

You been to Wyoming Pedro? I hear they got things up there for boys like you.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: sunny on February 01, 2007, 04:18:04 AM


Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!

Ennis: Yeah. It's making me feel a bit queer.

Jack: Well that something to grateful for I suppose!

BWAHAHAHAHA! ;D

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 04:18:57 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Great - love it!  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 04:20:06 AM


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_assbaby.jpg)


Ennis, in his dreams:

Jack? What's this new hairdo of yours...?






Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 04:57:58 AM
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/emoticons/post614011456036495nm.jpg)
"Ennis, will ya ever get this gay lingo down. . . ? I meant the other kind of "do". . ."

"Well, Jack, I ain't sittin' like this waitin" for a breeze to blow by, now am I. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 05:05:25 AM
(http://www.wildwestweb.net/steeds/cisco.jpg)
What d'ya think that young gringo meant when he said "This is too sick even for me"
before getting in his truck. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 05:07:25 AM


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)


Lureen: No, I've told you already...    getting angry: ...my husband didn't order any sombreros...!





Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 05:17:02 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)
I should've guessed a long time ago. I tried to entice him with all kinds of hints--suggestive lamps, deep pots with bushes growin' out of them. He did seem particularly fond of this here pink Princess phone. . .Oh, damn, another clue I missed. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 05:24:51 AM



(http://www.wildwestweb.net/steeds/cisco.jpg)




Now, tell me the truth, amigo...

Is this your wife's living room lamp you're wearing on your head...?



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 05:30:20 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)
I'm comin' at that ol' quit/no quit hullabaloo from a different angle wonderin' if Jack was goin' to leave  M E . . . whatever ya do, don't ask those Forum kooks. . .they hate my guts. . .they'd  P A Y  me to get lost. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 05:35:19 AM




(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)



I tried the same hairdo as Jack Mexican callboy the other day. Really...!

But I dunno... he just doesn't want to touch me anymore...



(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g5/adrian_v/emoticons/post614011456036495nm.jpg)



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 05:45:48 AM
(http://www.wildwestweb.net/steeds/cisco.jpg)
"Pancho, why was young Juanito Twist callin' me the Crisco Kid while I had him bent over this hitchin' post. . .?"

"I don't know, Cisco. He was callin' ME  'Papi Chulo'. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 05:54:40 AM

A LITTLE CHAT ON THE EL PASO BORDER

(http://www.wildwestweb.net/steeds/cisco.jpg)



"Pancho, ever thought of travelin' to Wyoming with me...?"


"I don't know, Cisco. I'd rather wait here for Juanito Twist. He's a faithful amigo, ya know..."



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 06:08:29 AM
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2011/bb3666pt.jpg)
I'm tryin' not to wear my broken heart on my sleeve. Somehow it's popped up on my cheek. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 06:18:12 AM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)
Is it too much to ask for a little more porkin' to go with those beans. . . ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 06:34:04 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/takes3.jpg)
When I'm ridin' you, Ennis, at least I don't have to think about the degree of difficulty or where or how I'm landin' the dismount. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 06:56:56 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_104_jpg.jpg)

The truth is …I whipped a coupla babies about a month ago. The welfare came round. There was hell
of a stink. I got a suspended sentence then I got fired. I started whippin’ Bobby too. You try and live
with that little bastard. Bitches the hind leg off a donkey. Bin pullin’ wings off butterflies. Fayette sure
did give me hell for that. And don’t even get me started on Lureen.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 07:01:42 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Hi Jack. So you're back. Well did you tell him? You did. What? He thought you were joking about us
conducting our marriage over the telephone. Go figure!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 01, 2007, 07:09:47 AM
I'm tryin' not to wear my broken heart on my sleeve. Somehow it's popped up on my cheek. . .
Curse you, T&S! I made these last weekend and was saving them for Valentine's Day.

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/jackheart.jpg)

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/ennisheart.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 07:33:39 AM
^^^ omg -- those are fantastic chapeaugris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 01, 2007, 08:17:28 AM
 :o  I LOVE THOSE!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 01, 2007, 08:20:28 AM
(http://www.wildwestweb.net/steeds/cisco.jpg)
"Pancho, why was young Juanito Twist callin' me the Crisco Kid while I had him bent over this hitchin' post. . .?"

"I don't know, Cisco. He was callin' ME  'Papi Chulo'. . ."



"Pancho, why was young Juanito Twist callin' me the Crisco Kid while I had him bent over this hitchin' post. . .?"

"I don't know, Cisco. He was callin' ME  'Senor Santorum'. . ."


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 01, 2007, 09:00:06 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/takes3.jpg)

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real


Simon:   STOP STOP, that was absolutley horrendous!

Randy:    I gotta say no dawg, sorry.

Paula:     I have to say no too, but you are really cute (hiccup).

Jack:      So I'm not going to Hollywood?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 09:06:41 AM

(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)

michelle (thinking): that's not a hat, it's a cabana.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 01, 2007, 09:21:52 AM
Above is freaking funny, Tru!   ;D ;D ;D

 ;D Thanks!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 01, 2007, 09:36:27 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)

Michelle:  Nice hat!   You aren't thinking of taking up "ice fishing" are you?

Heath:  I was thinking about it!
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Ministering angel on February 01, 2007, 10:00:27 AM

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/FNITthedeed3-L.jpg)
Oh yeah, Ennis! Whip those babies, baby!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 10:32:51 AM



(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)



When it came to head-covering fashion,
Alma somehow instinctly knew
that Riverton, Wyoming,
really wasn't the place to be.




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 01, 2007, 10:38:51 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)

Ennis:  I think I found a place for us Jack!

Jack:  Yea right, where?

Ennis:  You are gonna love it Jack, the people are nice and friendly.  We can be happy there, I know we can.

Jack:   And you are willing to go?

Ennis:   Yea I am, I really am.   They are picking us up today!





(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/gilligan.gif)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 01, 2007, 10:40:19 AM

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/takes3.jpg)
Damn! Anal leakage.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 01, 2007, 11:03:04 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/chip-dale.jpg)

Jack:  "Aguirre has no right to make us wear these chipmunk costumes...he has no right."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 01, 2007, 11:20:53 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jack.jpg)

Jack:   Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it.  Let's do it, let's fall in love Ennis.

Ennis:  I dunno Jack.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 01, 2007, 11:23:13 AM
Damn! Anal leakage.

Wicked - but great !  :D  :o  :P
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 01, 2007, 11:27:55 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/chip-dale.jpg)
Chip: Oh, after you!

Dale: Oh no, I insist, after you!

Chip: No no, after you, ol' chap...!



(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_2987.jpg)
Ennis: Dammit Cassie, I thought you told me the Chippendales were performing here tonight!?

Cassie: Ennis, you dumbass, I said Chip and Dale!  Now shut up and watch the rest of the show!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 01, 2007, 11:28:23 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Lureen:  Hello operator, I just looked up anal leakage on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please?   Thanks.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 01, 2007, 11:33:47 AM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)
Is it too much to ask for a little more porkin' to go with those beans. . . ?

... and if he won't, I will....

A good'un.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 01, 2007, 11:37:04 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)

Michelle:  Nice hat!   You aren't thinking of taking up "ice fishing" are you?

Heath:  I was thinking about it!
That shoot Jake's "I'll be in Morocco working" story all to hell.  Love it, Lola!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 01, 2007, 11:45:04 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/takes3.jpg)
Sometimes, Ennis, after  I landed on my ass for the upteenth time,
I dream that you're in the arena with me.
That as I pick myself up you stay down, you go down.
And people in the stands watch us as we snort and buck with passion
like they've never seen before.
And are so touched, they let us live.
Just live and love,
down and dirty. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 01, 2007, 11:50:55 AM
HULKBACK MOUNTAIN

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/HULK.jpg)



Lureen Newsome:  "What are you waiting for big boy...a matin' call?"
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 01, 2007, 12:18:32 PM
HULKBACK MOUNTAIN


Lureen Newsome:  "What are you waiting for big boy...a matin' call?"
 

Now that's hysterical!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 01, 2007, 01:34:59 PM
Askmen.com members pick their number one date fantasy
(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/beyonce-pics.jpg)

Askgaymen.com members pick their number one date fantasy
(http://www.jake-gyllenhaal.net/images/jake-gyllenhaal.jpg)

Askbisexualmen.com members pick their number one date fantasy
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/981231918a.jpg)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 01, 2007, 01:35:44 PM
HULKBACK MOUNTAIN


Lureen Newsome:  "What are you waiting for big boy...a matin' call?"
 

Now that's hysterical!! ;D ;D

I second that!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 01, 2007, 01:44:26 PM
MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!

(http://www.kreditkort.is/media/klubbar/Bioklubbur/medium/MarchofthePenguins3.jpg)

Penguin 1: We're marching alright! Marching on Washington to demand people like Jack & Ennis have the legal right to marry!!
Penguin 2: And we're gonna keep wearing these tuxedos until it's granted!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 01, 2007, 01:52:28 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Lureen:  Hello operator, I just looked up santorum on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please?   Thanks.

Make that two ambulances.

(http://town.hall.org/radio/JEC/santorum.jpg)

Senator Santorum: I just googled me on the internet and you're right! I am sickening! Send 301,078,546 ambulances!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 01, 2007, 01:54:54 PM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/0009zx8c)

JAKE:  Uh, you want me to do what with this thing?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 01, 2007, 02:00:19 PM
MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!

Penguin 1: We're marching alright! Marching on Washington to demand people like Jack & Ennis have the legal right to marry!!
Penguin 2: And we're gonna keep wearing these tuxedos until it's granted!
Jake, Rob Jr, and Chris: Hey we wanna march with you too!  Where do we sign up?

(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/861/americansforartsoct06chvj0.jpg)   (http://www.kreditkort.is/media/klubbar/Bioklubbur/medium/MarchofthePenguins3.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 01, 2007, 02:03:15 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Jacklast.jpg)

I'm commutin' 3 to 4 times a year. Come in for the love of my life. Bed him down. tear each other's hearts out parting. Back to the our wives to continue a lie. Spend half the night crying over  Ennis. Society got no right to make us do this!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 01, 2007, 02:04:57 PM
Quote
Jake, Rob Jr, and Chris: Hey we wanna march with you too!  Where do we sign up?

In Santorum's backyard! ;) :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 01, 2007, 02:06:00 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/Jarhead.jpg)

The Army did get Jack.  He took the opportunity to Buff Himself up for his return to Ennis in 4 years.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 01, 2007, 02:06:56 PM
Askmanondog.com members pick their number one date fantasy

(http://town.hall.org/radio/JEC/santorum.jpg)
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 01, 2007, 02:07:51 PM
 
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/bag.jpg)

Thiinking to himself. "Damn, I need to get to a laptop so I can write my Brokeback Mountain story on the AFI webpage."


http://connect.afi.com/site/PageServer?pagename=100user_stories_landing
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 01, 2007, 02:53:30 PM
Askmanondog.com members pick their number one date fantasy

(http://town.hall.org/radio/JEC/santorum.jpg)

I have nooooooo clue who this is, anyone want to PM me and tell me!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 01, 2007, 03:05:23 PM
Rick Santorum (which see) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_controversy), FORMER   ;D   Senator from Pennsylvania. Tedious homophobe.

He said if we allow man on man sex, what's next, man on dog?     :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 01, 2007, 03:49:44 PM
I googled him, thanks!  :o

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)


Alma (to herself):  Why does he have to be so damn good looking?

Ennis (to himself):  Why do I have to be so damn good looking?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 01, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)

Lureen:  Santorum on the Senate floor? Don't they have a janitor?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 01, 2007, 04:07:32 PM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)

Jack: 'I wish I knew how to figure out if its relevant to an analysis of our relationship and my final denoument that I quit you!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 01, 2007, 04:16:22 PM
Rick Santorum (which see) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_controversy), FORMER   ;D   Senator from Pennsylvania. Tedious homophobe.

He said if we allow man on man sex, what's next, man on dog?     :D
to paraphrase LeShawn, 'boy is he behind the times'.  I though M-O-D was old hat. Man on sheep certainly is... ;) What that has to do however with equality is beyond me.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 01, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
 
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)

ALMA thinking:   Why did he marry me, if he didn't love me?

ENNIS thinking:   Why did I marry her, when I didn't love her?

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 01, 2007, 04:34:04 PM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)

I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 01, 2007, 04:35:32 PM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)

ALMA thinking:   Why did he marry me, if he didn't love me?

ENNIS thinking:   Why did I marry her, when I didn't love her?
JACK thinking (all the way down in Childress):  Why the hell didn't you marry me, if you loved me?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 01, 2007, 04:38:58 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)

Ennis: You know, you're right.  Jack WAS kinda nasty.  He really liked it when I

Alma: So help me God, Ennis, I'm gonna shove this fryin' pan so far up yer

Ennis: YEAH!  That's what he liked!


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 01, 2007, 04:53:43 PM

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/bag.jpg)

Thiinking to himself. "Damn, I need to get to a laptop so I can write my Brokeback Mountain story on the AFI webpage."

Ennis:  "I thought I was your laptop, Jack!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 01, 2007, 05:02:12 PM
"ARMY DIDN'T GET ME"
(http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/4787/ennisnavydf2.jpg)
"Jack, I thought you liked seamen?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 01, 2007, 05:06:40 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Lashes2/0009zx8c.jpg)
What do you mean, "Heath couldn't make it but Sir Anthony's here?"

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Lashes2/0009sxag.jpg)
What if you and me had a little pizza-and-gelato operation, Jake?



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 05:12:21 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/chip-dale.jpg)

Jack:  "Aguirre has no right to make us wear these chipmunk costumes...he has no right."

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/chip.jpg)

Ennis: Yeah Jack but it does make me feel kinda randy!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 05:17:02 PM
Quote
What if you and me had a little pizza-and-gelato operation, Jake?
[/b]

Very good!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 05:19:23 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/takes3.jpg)

Jimbo do you think this is the right time and place to change your mind?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 01, 2007, 05:27:06 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackyelling.jpg)

Jack: I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!

   Ennis: You been to China, Jack Twist? I hear what they got in China for boys like you!

   Jack: What I *hear* is they got some phenomenal directors for boys like us!

 
 
   (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 01, 2007, 05:31:51 PM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)

I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!

What say we stay in for some Greek?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 01, 2007, 06:35:22 PM

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Lashes2/0009sxag.jpg)
What if you and me had a little pizza-and-gelato operation, Jake?

Sir or no Sir ... You touch my butt one more time and you're goin in the canal!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 01, 2007, 07:04:11 PM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)
ALMA thinking:   Why did he marry me, if he didn't love me?
ENNIS thinking:   Why did I marry her, when I didn't love her?
JACK thinking (all the way down in Childress):  Why the hell didn't you marry me, if you loved me?
ENNIS rethinking:   I should a married Jack!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 01, 2007, 09:11:57 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/JACKE1copy.jpg)

Jack m&m: What if you an’ me had a little…ranch somewhere, a little…cow an’ calf operation; be a sweet life…   

Ennis m&m: What're you talkin' about Jack? We're chocolate! It's already a sweet life.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:21:28 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Part1983.jpg)

Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?

ENNIS:  Wull, I wuz thinkin we could, ya know, play Tex...

I sure hope that music in the background isn't "I've Got the World on A String…"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 01, 2007, 09:26:28 PM
BBM Them Acronyms
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)


Alma: YSGFWJT?
 
Ennis: Damn near minus 2%.

Alma: Sounds like AGDBOAUS...

Ennis: NS....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 01, 2007, 09:35:51 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_104_jpg.jpg)

The truth is …I whipped a coupla babies about a month ago. The welfare came round. There was hell
of a stink. I got a suspended sentence then I got fired. I started whippin’ Bobby too. You try and live
with that little bastard. Bitches the hind leg off a donkey. Bin pullin’ wings off butterflies. Fayette sure
did give me hell for that. And don’t even get me started on Lureen.....

OMG ;D ;D ;D don't know whether to laugh or cry-I think I'll laugh...! 'you try and live with that little bastard'......BAWAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:40:06 PM


(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)


And once again, one of the world's most beautiful men proudly shows of his latest sartorial find from "Homeless R Us." It's lucky for him that Michelle gets to see him naked, or he might BE homeless.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:43:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/chip-dale.jpg)

And that was when Aguirre had a BRILLIANT idea for keeping his shepherds celibate the whole summer.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:48:22 PM

(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/0009zx8c)




Little Known Brokeback Fact: Jack's co-worker, summer of 62, was a Korean gentleman, who would soon go on to work for a Mr. Goldfinger. It was not, in fact, lightning that killed those 42 sheep…
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:50:28 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/Jarhead.jpg)

The Army did get Jack.  He took the opportunity to Buff Himself up for his return to Ennis in 4 years.

And of course, there were those other workouts, not always alone, which were also very good practice.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:52:41 PM
 
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/bag.jpg)

Hoping to fend off all those adoring fans, Jake tries again to look ugly.

"Damn! Still not working!"

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:54:54 PM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)

Jack: 'I wish I knew how to figure out if it's relevant to an analysis of our relationship and my final denoument that I quit you!"

Ennis thinks: Now I KNOW he's been to Mexico! He's speaking Spanish!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:56:58 PM
"ARMY DIDN'T GET ME"
(http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/4787/ennisnavydf2.jpg)
"Jack, I thought you liked seamen?"

"Ennis, when you gone a learn to spell?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 09:59:14 PM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)

I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!

What say we stay in for some Greek?

Shit no. I can't even spell that stuff, let alone eat it. And ouzo tastes like varnish.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 01, 2007, 10:01:02 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/JACKE1copy.jpg)

Jack m&m: What if you an’ me had a little…ranch somewhere, a little…cow an’ calf operation; be a sweet life…   

Ennis m&m: What're you talkin' about Jack? We're chocolate! It's already a sweet life.


Jack m&m: Ohhhhhh. So THAT's why I melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 10:52:26 PM

(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)

michelle: that's not a hat... that's matilda's sweater!


Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 11:02:13 PM

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/bag.jpg)

jack tries to fit into city life, but finds his murse and bleached blond mullet isn't doing the trick.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 11:08:16 PM

(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)

heath: go ahead, make fun of my hat. i won't say a thing about that dead coyote draped across yer shoulders.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 11:11:46 PM
BBM&M

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/BMM.jpg)

jack: c'mon, tell the truth. you melted in my hand more than once.
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 01, 2007, 11:17:07 PM
BBM&M

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/BMM.jpg)

jack: hey, what kind of M & M's does tattoo like?

ennis: tattoo? whut?

jack: you know, that little guy on "fantasy island."

(http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/578/1fi15.jpg)

ennis: oh him! that's easy -- "THE PLAIN, THE PLAIN!
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 01, 2007, 11:38:55 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^gnash, these are all great!!!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 02, 2007, 01:08:39 AM
BBS&M

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/BMM.jpg)

I finally thought up a use for this fishin' rod Jack.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 02, 2007, 01:10:56 AM


PREFERENCES FOR BODY FLUIDS

(http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/4787/ennisnavydf2.jpg)


Seamen?

"Jack, I thought you liked semen...!"








Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 02, 2007, 04:54:06 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)
What we got here is an unfortunate bitch of an unsatisfactory situation. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 02, 2007, 05:03:14 AM



(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)


What we got here is a bitch and her extremely handsome ex-husband...



Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: TwistandShout on February 02, 2007, 05:04:32 AM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/bag.jpg)
Damn, I'm good and Ennis, sooooo lucky. I'm working out two muscle groups; I'm exercisin' the lips they can
s e e . . .

. . .Excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me where in Riverton Ennis Del Mar has moved. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 02, 2007, 05:10:40 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/chip-dale.jpg)

And that was when Aguirre had a BRILLIANT idea for keeping his shepherds celibate the whole summer.
. . .that is, until he discovered they f*** like 'munks'. . . ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 02, 2007, 05:20:27 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)
After the horse kicked him in the head, Alma, Monroe and family took Ennis in. Here, they walk to the short bus stop where he begins the weekly journey to the rehabilitation clinic. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 02, 2007, 05:34:48 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)
. . .Wanna read the note I got attached to the end of my rod right now? How 'bout I make it a special rear delivery. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: cris on February 02, 2007, 05:45:10 AM
Some silliness for Pug:  :D  :D  :D  :D

BBM // Startrek
Lt. Ennis delMar-Janeway and Ensign Jack Twist-Picard, the sons of the legendary
admirals Jean-Luc Picard, from the Federation Starship Enterprise,
and Katherine Janeway, from the Federation Starship Voyager,
decided to spend their holiday in seclusion on the Holodeck Nr.13,
to enjoy their favorite recreational game named Brokeback Mountain.

They took with them as little as possible to remind them of the 24th century.
Nevertheless, they took some food replicators, just in case.
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/100_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
E:  Them food replicators were hard to pack, Jack!

After the first week, the 1963 menu was hard to swallow:
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_0279-1.jpg)
E:   Where are you going?
J:   Well, I'm sick of beans. I might be back, if the Sickbay don't get me.

And later:
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/normal_116.jpg)
J:  I came back, hungry as hell.
E: You know what's next, dumbass.

J:  I know... I wrote that program code.
    But tell you what, I'm a space-station cityboy,
    don't expect me to actually slaughter the elk hologram that
    you'll shoot at the stardate 49786.9995+/-0.0003.

E:  Why not? It's historically accurate.
     That was some high-class entertainment back then, I tell you.
     You can't seriously be that disturbed by some
     dumb pattern interference of a few holographic photons.
     And I've already modified my phaser to a 694 nm color, just for you.

J:   Nope, no way I will cut and cook the elk hologram.

E:  All right then, if you can't stand it, Jack, we'll gonna fix it:
     We'll have the food replicator ready behind that bush.
     But be warned that I've heard from the Altairians that the replicated elk meat
     doesn't taste quite as good as the real thing.

Later:
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_2944.jpg)
E:  Whut the heck?! What's that smell?
     Have you seen Sheila and the rest of them lately?
     They believe themselves alien sheep from the star Vega! Vegans!

J:   Last time I looked, they were teaching C++ to the lambs.
     Quite impressive.
     I guess that's a good starting point for a baby-lamb's brain.


(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/bbm082_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
E:   What the..? Is it raining? Oh! Down, quick!
      It's a Vegan sheep attack. They read your elk code, Jack!
      They didn't know you were planning to use the replicator instead of slaughtering the elk!!!


The vegan sheep are sheltering the elk and assailing J&E with beans, cans and coyotes.
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1725.jpg)
J:  Open the holocommands panel, Ennis!
     Re-enable the holodeck safety protocols.
     Delete the elk code. Delete it! Delete!
E:  Too late. We're surrounded. Emergency!
      Bridge! Two to beam out!


(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/bmtrailer058.jpg)
Ennis (on the Command Deck): Battle stations! We'll get to the bottom of this.
         Thinking: Those Vegan sheep!!! Always misunderstanding. Always!
                                                                                 

 

(Photos from Jannis's photobucket. Thanks.)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 02, 2007, 06:42:00 AM

After the horse kicked him in the head, Alma, Monroe and family took Ennis in. Here, they walk to the short bus stop where he begins the weekly journey to the rehabilitation clinic. . .

OMG LMAO! ;D ;D ;D

tap I like your BBM Startrek. :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 02, 2007, 06:51:09 AM
 
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)

MICHELE:   Honey, I hate to say this but, you and Matilda are takin this "CAT IN THE HAT" routine way to far!

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 02, 2007, 07:27:04 AM
Tap - you are off the wall!!! - more pleez!  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 02, 2007, 07:37:40 AM




(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)

Alma (thinking): Suppose I could divorce Monroe and marry Ennis again. What he likes is still better than what Monroe does.
Ennis (thinking): Suppose Alma could divorce Monroe and we could marry again. Least my hand could get a bit of a rest between fishin trips.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 02, 2007, 07:46:02 AM
I posted the above pic (and now alot of people have used it) I got a PM saying people with dial up are having trouble loading it, just so you know.  Maybe we should give that one a rest.  I had no idea the file was larger than usual!  :-\
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 02, 2007, 09:22:39 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/thanksgiving-1.jpg)

ALMA:   Ennis, yer just too big fer yer britches!

ENNIS:   Shit, that's what Lola's been sayin.

ALMA:   Who the hell is Lola, n why is she commentin on yer britches?

ENNIS:   You shut up about Lola, it ain't her fault!

ALMA:   Go home Ennis, yer pissin me off!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 02, 2007, 10:00:20 AM
(http://z.about.com/d/pittsburgh/1/0/e/3/philcloseup.jpg)
Phil: I have seen my shadow today and this means that queer cowboys should stay in their tent for at least another six weeks.


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/601-900/BBM_cd1_0809.jpg)
Jack & Ennis: Thanks, Phil!

Ennis: He said "queer" cowboys; musta been talkin' 'bout you.

Jack: Uh... riiiight!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 02, 2007, 10:00:49 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/growl-1.jpg)


Unbeknownst to Jack, Ennis was bitten by a rabid vampire bat and now makes his move!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 02, 2007, 10:36:41 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0325.jpg)
Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0330.jpg)
Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0327.jpg) 
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: DancesWithChows on February 02, 2007, 11:25:05 AM

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0327.jpg) 
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)

Jack: ... if he starts in about 'SailorMoon' an' Pokey-mon, that's it.... I'll have ta bash his head in with the frying pan!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: DancesWithChows on February 02, 2007, 11:37:42 AM
"ARMY DIDN'T GET ME"
(http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/4787/ennisnavydf2.jpg)

Looks like the Navy got Ennis!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 02, 2007, 11:45:15 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/0009ttkc)
Jake: This is such an honor, Sir Anthony, but it really creeps me out when you call me Clarice...and would you please stop making that "fih-fih-fih-fih-fih" sound!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 02, 2007, 11:56:40 AM
Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...

Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
 
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)

I was merely giggling like a fool, trubrokeback, until this one of Jack that just shouts "Oh I give up." Then I simply lost it! 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 02, 2007, 12:02:33 PM
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6207/bb8185vl.jpg)

We had Mexican last night! Now you wanna go out for Chinese!

Where are we gonna get a Chinese out here.....................Ang!


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 02, 2007, 12:33:19 PM
Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...

Tru!  Along with the "captions", all your pic selections in this post were terrific as well!
 ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 02, 2007, 12:47:19 PM
I posted the above pic (and now alot of people have used it) I got a PM saying people with dial up are having trouble loading it, just so you know.  Maybe we should give that one a rest.  I had no idea the file was larger than usual!  :-\

I didn't pm, but thanks, Lola, on behalf of me and gnash and jasonwv (that I know of).  Newer thread posters are using high kb pictures lately.  Page 27 has pics that total 2.9MB's of space ALONE!  That means a long time to load a page for us dial-uppers!  Thanks for your consideration.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 02, 2007, 01:20:42 PM
I posted the above pic (and now alot of people have used it) I got a PM saying people with dial up are having trouble loading it, just so you know.  Maybe we should give that one a rest.  I had no idea the file was larger than usual!  :-\


I didn't pm, but thanks, Lola, on behalf of me and gnash and jasonwv (that I know of). Newer thread posters are using high kb pictures lately. Page 27 has pics that total 2.9MB's of space ALONE! That means a long time to load a page for us dial-uppers! Thanks for your consideration.


And now I have a question, which is slightly off topic, but hey, I can do that ;) :D and the question is to help the dial up users.

I'm not computer savvy, and if you reduce the dimensions of the pic, are you also reducing the MBs as well?


It's very easy to reduce a pic by dimension.

When you post an image, you will see this.....


[img ]blahhblah blah blah blah blah [/ img]

If it's a large pic, you can reduce it by inserting a "size" after the first "img" like this....

[img width=300 ]blahhblah blah blah blah blah [/ img]


Does that help the dial up users?  Will the pics download faster if everyone were to do that?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 02, 2007, 01:52:52 PM
I somehow don't think that changes things - the dimensions are instructions to your browser how much space to allot it, but the image coming from the server is still n-megabytes large, and will still take as long to download.  The page overall will load a bit faster, but the images won't, if that makes sense.  If you find a good image, try to resize it (requires some work on your part with software) before you put it into photobucket or whatever place you keep it online. 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 02, 2007, 02:40:35 PM
Senate Hearing or Your Tax Dollars At Work
(http://www.asmp.org/images/news/orphanworks/Barrick16.jpg)

Dr. Science: and that concludes my testimony and evidence that Global Warming is a real threat.

Senator Leahy: Thank you Dr. Science that was a very informative and well done presentation. However, I think you failed to answer a very important question. A question that I receive hundreds of emails from my " I don't got a life" constituents. I hope you can use your expertise to answer it. The question is Did Jack Quit Ennis?

Senator Hatch: Mr. Chairman! Mr. Chairman permission to speak please! That question is ridiculous! Me and my constituents know that Jack quit Ennis! Those people can't sustain relationships cause it's all based on sex!
Now the real question is in the SNIT scene when Ennis makes the unfortunate decision to go back into the tent. Does he say I'm sorry? And do you think he's saying that to God?

Senator Biden: Mr. Chairman! I request permission to speak! I can't let the Gentleman From Utah disparage a fine citizen like Jack Twist! Why he's a mainstream Gay who is surprisingly masculine and good looking. Plus he's clean too!

Dr. Science(thinking): When I finish inventing my time machine I 'm going back to the Revolutinonary War and joining forces with the British!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 02, 2007, 02:44:43 PM

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisTimmy.jpg)

The Year: 1963-1964-1965-1966...... .....2005-2006-2007

Timmy: What would you do
if you were stuck with a gorgeous, loveable young man
in one place
and every day was exactly the same,
and everything that you did and said mattered?


Ennis: I'd call this situation Brokeback Mountain
and would never want it to end.
Never ever.



 
 

 
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 02, 2007, 03:12:28 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/zauberberg/PhB012.jpg)

Ennis takes a trip to Brokeback Mountain solo.  The pain of Jack's absence overwhelms him but he smiles with the warm memories of their time together.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 02, 2007, 03:36:40 PM

Ennis takes a trip to Brokeback Mountain solo.  The pain of Jack's absence overwhelms him but he smiles with the warm memories of their time together.

Beautiful! :) :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 02, 2007, 03:39:33 PM
Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...

Tru!  Along with the "captions", all your pic selections in this post were terrific as well!
 ;D

I was merely giggling like a fool, trubrokeback, until this one of Jack that just shouts "Oh I give up." Then I simply lost it! 

 ;D Thanks!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 02, 2007, 03:41:28 PM
Dr. Science(thinking): When I finish inventing my time machine I 'm going back to the Revolutinonary War and joining forces with the British![/b]

Very cute, jason!  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Vic on February 02, 2007, 03:54:03 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack: "Did you hear about this global warming thing?"
Ennis: "Yeah, our constant fornication is creating way too much heat. Maybe we should lay off for a while."
Jack: "Nah, no worries for another 40 years or so they said."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Vic on February 02, 2007, 04:00:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack: "Didn't know you cared about the environment?"
Ennis: "Yeah, like all our blankets are full of gism, where we gonna sleep now."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Vic on February 02, 2007, 04:35:53 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "If Ennis thinks I'm going to get up off this whoopee cushion he put here he's got a long wait."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 02, 2007, 04:54:59 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a73w6.jpg)

Sir Anthony:Jake do you realize that between the two of us, here stands the most handsome actor
in the world and the most talented one?


Jake: And you're not half bad yourself, Tony.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 02, 2007, 04:58:24 PM
If it's a large pic, you can reduce it by inserting a "size" after the first "img" like this....

[img width=300 ]blahhblah blah blah blah blah [/ img]


Does that help the dial up users?  Will the pics download faster if everyone were to do that?
;D   I was just looking into that!!  I'm on dial-up - I don't think the width= parameter helps with this. You still have to wait to load the entire photo and then it sizes it down.

But!! (and that's a big but!     :D   )

If you happen to be referring to a large photo that is stored on livejournal, you can just add "/s640" to the end of the livejournal location of the photo and it will call up a smaller version here!!       ;D

For example ... UV  :-* :-* :-*     posted these wonderful shots over at the Jake thread

http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=18409.msg716758#msg716758

but even after an hour they had only barely begun uploading on my screen        :'(

So I started messing around with them and it turns out that if instead of this:

http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000apa4h

you type this:

http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000apa4h/s640

it shows in a few seconds!!!      ;D ;D ;D

It's a mid-sized "thumbnail" that livejournal stores for the user.

Sorry but this is a solution for livejournal pix only.  There may be similar solutions in other systems.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 02, 2007, 05:10:12 PM
OR:
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)

Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen we are honord to have with us this
evening the world's most handsome actor and the world's most talented actor.


Sir Anthony: Hmm Jake, I think one of those was for me.

Jake: Try telling that to my Lashers, Tony.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 02, 2007, 05:16:29 PM
OR:

Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen we are honord to have with us this
evening the world's most handsome actor and the world's most talented actor.


Sir Anthony: Hmm Jake, I think one of those was for me.

Jake: Try telling that to my Lashers, Tony.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 02, 2007, 05:50:46 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/growl-1.jpg)
Unbeknownst to Jack, Ennis was bitten by a rabid vampire bat and now makes his move!

"You been ta Transylvania, Jack F***in' Twist?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 02, 2007, 06:34:55 PM
Have you tried resizing the images to fit your browser window?
For Windows only:

Start (left click) -> Control Panel -> Internet Properties -> Advanced
->
Scroll down to "Multimedia"
->
Check the empty square next to "Enable Automatic Image Resizing"
Thanks - yeah, that's already "on" in my system. The issue isn't how big the image is on my screen but how long it takes to load - i.e., how many pixels have to get read. It does automatically resize after it loads, but that may be never   :D

I do have an older system (windoze 98) so maybe this works differently on newer systems - I don't know    ???

Still, for anybody who is posting photos that are stored at livejournal, adding the /s640 is a handy option that will help those of us on dial-up!       ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 02, 2007, 07:43:18 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/Heath/Photoshoots/heath_ledger_jpg.jpg)

Fercrissakes, Jack, I'm supposed ta punch YOU!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 02, 2007, 07:48:07 PM

Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...


Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...

 
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...

AARRGGHH!! This is divine ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 02, 2007, 08:32:58 PM
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

JACK thinking:  I remember when he used ta hug me like he's huggin that bottle a whiskey.

ENNIS thinking:   I wish Jack wasn't so sad all the time.
   
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 02, 2007, 09:22:56 PM

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0327.jpg) 
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)

Jack: ... if he starts in about 'SailorMoon' an' Pokey-mon, that's it.... I'll have ta bash his head in with the frying pan!!
[/b]

And then Jack had a Really Good Idea: "Hey Ennis. You like comic books?"
Ennis: "My goodness, yes! I have Superman complete back to 1950, a first-issue Spiderman, and I LOVE the Green Hornet…"
Jack: "Well, when you've had a bit more to drink, I'll show you some of mine. They're Finnish."


PS. Tru--this is a scream, esp the "Klingon translation!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 02, 2007, 09:33:18 PM
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

Jack: I don't care how long it took you, Ennis. I will NOT listen to "Gilthoniel, A Elbereth" in Klingon ONE MORE TIME. And that goes double for the Elvish version of "Three Little Maids from School." No wonder I drink so much.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 02, 2007, 09:37:34 PM
 

(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/heath-michelle-1a_2.jpg)

Unexpected freezing temperatures force hat-hating Heath to find
an alternate location for the *warmer* Michelle had so painstakingly knitted for him.


 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 02, 2007, 10:27:58 PM
Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...

Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
 
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)

I was merely giggling like a fool, trubrokeback, until this one of Jack that just shouts "Oh I give up." Then I simply lost it! 
yeah, Tru that is a beauty! The pics are perfect-Ennis is so innocent in some ways, if he did those things, that 's exactly how he'd go on about them....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 03, 2007, 06:51:52 AM
I would like if I may to take you on a strange journey.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump0.jpg)

(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_120_jpg.jpg)

Ennis thinks It’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdoes.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump00.jpg)

I think perhaps you better come inside.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump1.jpg)

It's just a jump to the left.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump2.jpg)

And then a step to the right!

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump3.jpg)

Put your hands on your hips

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump1.jpg)

You bring your knees in tight!

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/work.jpg)

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!





Let's do the time warp again!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:59:08 AM
CONGRATS TRUBROKEBACK ON HAVING PHOTOCAP OF THE DAY! IT WAS HILARIOUS! :D :D :D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 03, 2007, 07:12:09 AM
Ah, the Time Warp, MM. If only we could, and find a way to get those boys permanently together.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 03, 2007, 07:15:14 AM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show sequence is great!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 03, 2007, 07:18:11 AM
So is your profile, sweetie, not to mention trubrokeback's fabulous caption. A triumph for the PhotoCap thread all round.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 03, 2007, 07:21:32 AM
So is your profile, sweetie.

Merci, Ministering angel!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: dylan on February 03, 2007, 07:24:33 AM

“One thing never changed: the brilliant charge of their infrequent couplings was darkened by the sense of time flying, never enough time, never enough”

So, in their separate and difficult lives, I wonder what did “time” tell Jack and Ennis?


“Time Has Told Me”

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/rarefind.jpg)
Time has told me
You’re a rare, rare find


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/troubledcure.jpg)
A troubled cure    


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/troubledmind.jpg)
For a troubled mind


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/askformore.jpg)
And time has told me
Not to ask for more


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/oceanshore.jpg)
For someday our ocean
Will find its shore


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/leaveways.jpg)
So I’ll leave the ways, that are making me be
What I really don’t want to be


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/makingyoulove.jpg)
Leave the ways, that are making me love
What I really don’t want to love


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/dawn.jpg)
Time has told me
You came with the dawn:


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/soulfootprint.jpg)
A soul with no footprint


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/rose.png)
A rose with no thorn


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/tears.jpg)
Your tears, they tell me
There’s really no way


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/solace.jpg)
Of ending your troubles
With things you can say


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/side.jpg)
And time will tell you
To stay by my side


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/hide.jpg)
To keep on trying
’Til there’s no more to hide …


“Time Has Told Me” by Nick Drake, from the album “Five Leaves Left”

If you would like to listen to this song, here’s the link:
http://img671.libsyn.com/img671/e15850f0574049ee653194e97427cb49/45b380e4/4098/6547/01_Time_Has_Told_Me.mp3

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 03, 2007, 07:27:33 AM
Bravo, dylan, for your beautiful and extremely well chosen Picture Poem ! ^^^^^^

Sad as it is, I'm very moved.  :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: fritzkep on February 03, 2007, 07:29:37 AM

I wasn’t sure whether to put the above post on the Ennis’ & Jack’s Relationship thread in the Elements and Themes section, so I hope it’s OK here. Sorry for so many pictures, but the lyrics just felt so right to go with them.

Thank you friends for your kind words of welcome after my first post, and for your private messages - I’m still trying to work out how to send private messages!

peace

dylan


Welcome, Dylan! Just for info, after you have posted five times, you will be able to send private messages. Just two to go!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 03, 2007, 07:33:41 AM
 
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)

Jake is unaware that "Mad Anthony Hopkins" has just placed a WHOOPY cushion on his chair.

Benny Hill would have been proud!

 


 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 03, 2007, 07:35:51 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ROTFLMAO !  :D  ;D  :o
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 08:37:41 AM
Jack Gets Outed at Junior's High School Graduation
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)

Alma: It's my honor to introduce my daughter as the class valedictorian. But first  I want to acknowledge someone in the audience! Jack Twist! Stand up Jack Twist! Yeah everyone give him a hand! That's the bitch that stole my husband!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 08:38:43 AM
So is your profile, sweetie, not to mention trubrokeback's fabulous caption. A triumph for the PhotoCap thread all round.

yeah, what she said! :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 08:40:37 AM
Bravo, dylan, for your beautiful and extremely well chosen Picture Poem ! ^^^^^^

Sad as it is, I'm very moved.  :'(


What he said! Beautiful Dylan! :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 03, 2007, 08:43:03 AM
Wow, dylan, that was incredible. (Are you sure you're not really.... Dylan?)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 03, 2007, 08:48:42 AM
So is your profile, sweetie, not to mention trubrokeback's fabulous caption. A triumph for the PhotoCap thread all round.

Thanks all you terrific Captioners for your kind words!  I'm glad you liked my Nerd Ennis.   :D  Kinda scary to say, but he's a composite of people I've actully known through my life.  ;)

Ingmar, great profile!  It was wonderful getting to know you, and I'm especially happy to hear that not all Europeans hate the U.S.!  :D

Dylan, loved your "Time has told me" post.  Very beautiful, and this was the right place for it.  Welcome to our weird and wonderful world!  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 03, 2007, 08:51:11 AM
Jack Gets Outed at Junior's High School Graduation
 That's the bitch that stole my husband![/b]

Jason!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 03, 2007, 08:54:07 AM
Thanks a lot, jasonwv and trubrokeback! Am very glad you appreciated!  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 03, 2007, 09:49:53 AM
WOW! dylan, that had me in tears.  So beautiful! 

Folks, dylan, now on Post #3, has hit a second home run - if you missed his Very First Post #1, go read it now:

http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=323.msg690056#msg690056
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 03, 2007, 10:10:12 AM
Yeah, we need at least a 100 more posts from this talented dylan
(no wonder he chose this pseudo)!  ;)

Go, dylan, go!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 03, 2007, 10:32:43 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)
Jack [chuckling]: Oh man!  I just love that trick!  The ol' Baby Ruth in the swimmin' pool routine!  Did you see the look on that old lady's face when it dropped out the leg of my bathin' suit?!  Priceless!


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0118.jpg)
Ennis: Yeah, that's real funny, Jack.  You're goin a get us kicked out a here, y'know.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 10:46:55 AM
what a team!!

Tru congrats! Well-dererved!!
Ingmar, I am saving up your profile for when I can sit and enjoy, sometime today....

Dylan, welcome! What a way to drop into our universe here; I hope you stay!!!

jasonw-Alma-oh, boy..... ;D ;D ;D

boy, this thread has really picked up again since New Year's; so glad...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 03, 2007, 10:52:37 AM
It sure has! Enjoy your Saturday together with us here, canstandit!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 03, 2007, 11:20:59 AM
magicmountain
jasonwv
ingmarnicebbmt
trubrokeback
dylan


Such wonderfulness to wake up to this Saturday morning.
Thanks all!
Lyle
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 03, 2007, 11:26:16 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)
Why am I smilin' and relieved, Ennis? 'Cause for a second there I thought you was Lureen.
Then I remembered it was just your ear. . . .


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0118.jpg)
I can top that. While ridin' you from behind, I thought you was Alma sometimes. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 03, 2007, 11:35:20 AM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Forum members gotta know. . .Where can they find this  s o o o  lifelike Jack in the Box. . . ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 03, 2007, 11:48:03 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
                                          "Head"                                                                    "Tail"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 03, 2007, 12:34:59 PM
(http://pets.onas.ru/cats_fighting.jpg)

Ennis and Jack the mouse herding cats,
could never agree on who threw the first punch,
at the end of that summer hearding mice,
up on HAIRBALL MOUNTAIN!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 03, 2007, 12:46:10 PM
Let's do the time warp again! [/b]

I loved this MM!! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 12:46:35 PM
November-Just a thought

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)


Jack: .....I was pretty mad about August, said some things...

Ennis: ....I know,we been over that already; You hate the cold too,like I don't know that, it's that's why I brung them extra blankets.

Jack: ....Yeah, I hate the cold, I really do. The more I'm in it, the more I hate it....

Ennis:.....You getting ready  to quit me again, Jack F*ckin Twist?

Jack: ..Tell ya the truth, I got past being ready in 1978.....You gonna let me, Ennis del Mar??

Ennis:....Maybe. You keep bitchin about everything: 'the bed's too small'; 'the shower's too cold' ' that Don wroe didn't leave us no beer.'

Jack:....You got a point, friend. He may not a left us no beer; but it sure was nice he left you his cabin. How many weekends you figure we can squeeze in until next year?

Ennis;...I can probably do it at least twice a month, since you'll be over in LF-shouldn't be too hard a drive, right?

Jack: ...Nah. I been doin 1200 mile drives for 16 years now-a half day there and back twice a month-I can live with that. Gives me a chance to get the ranch up, and now that Lurene's agreed on the settlement, I can start getting the lumber for the cabin. When'd you tell the boss you was taking the next week off?

Ennis:  I told him in about 3 months....that oughta do it, I figure...I'm done with child support next year, so ......

Jack...Now remember: just cuz we on my daddy's 'payroll' it don't mean nothin-I'll have an investment in that ranch that my Mama agreed to and to hell with the ol man. That heart attack has im so he don't know what ends up, anway. He can't do it himself no more, anyhow. He needs me and he knows it. He needs us. You'll be good with that skittish mare o his...

Ennis: Yeah, I'll take care of it......I'll take care of you, Jack F*ckin Twist.

Jack;...that's what your  good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 03, 2007, 12:51:33 PM
November-Just a thought

Jack;...that's what your  good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.

Yay, CSI!  Exactly the way it was supposed to be!  :) :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 03, 2007, 01:08:08 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)

Jack:  Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?

Ennis:  Yea, he is something ain't he?  But I ain't queer.

Jack:    Me neither, I was just saying.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)


 :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 01:11:36 PM
I wish...... :(

thanks for the support; we of the Ennis Anonymous (nod to Sandy) group need it..... ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 03, 2007, 02:38:41 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 03, 2007, 03:31:18 PM
Dylan, Jason, Charlotte, CSI, and the rest of you. I've laughed and cried already this morning and it's only 9.30. Love Junior's Graduation too.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 03, 2007, 03:33:51 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 04:22:53 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.
bAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW............ROTF.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 04:24:09 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."
AH, the worm turns- or the cows in this case! I love it!!

Ennis to Jack: I'll love ya til the cows come home!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 03, 2007, 04:35:04 PM

"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."
AH, the worm turns- or the cows in this case! I love it!!

Ennis to Jack: I'll love ya til the cows come home!!

And then some.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 04:45:02 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."

Calf (watching a bull and rider): Daddy, you wanna watch it there; that rodeo f*ck up looks like he's got a low startle point!

Cow: Don't worry, lil darlin,  I doubt there's any rode f*ck up your daddy can't throw.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 05:31:26 PM
Jack Gets Outed at Junior's High School Graduation

Alma: It's my honor to introduce my daughter as the class valedictorian. But first  I want to acknowledge someone in the audience! Jack Twist! Stand up Jack Twist! Yeah everyone give him a hand! That's the bitch that stole my husband!

Ah, good to see them getting along like milk and water. Great!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 05:32:04 PM
Wow, dylan, that was incredible. (Are you sure you're not really.... Dylan?)

What she said.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 05:34:50 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)
Jack [chuckling]: Oh man!  I just love that trick!  The ol' Baby Ruth in the swimmin' pool routine!  Did you see the look on that old lady's face when it dropped out the leg of my bathin' suit?!  Priceless!


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0118.jpg)
Ennis: Yeah, that's real funny, Jack.  You're goin a get us kicked out a here, y'know.

Jack: Hee hee hee--and did you see the look on her face when I picked it up and ATE it? Am I funny, or what?
Ennis: Or what.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 05:35:48 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
                                          "Head"                                                                    "Tail"


You don't say much, but you get your point across… Ar ar ar.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 05:37:06 PM
November-Just a thought


Jack: .....I was pretty mad about August, said some things...

Ennis: ....I know,we been over that already; You hate the cold too,like I don't know that, it's that's why I brung them extra blankets.

Jack: ....Yeah, I hate the cold, I really do. The more I'm in it, the more I hate it....

Ennis:.....You getting ready  to quit me again, Jack F*ckin Twist?

Jack: ..Tell ya the truth, I got past being ready in 1978.....You gonna let me, Ennis del Mar??

Ennis:....Maybe. You keep bitchin about everything: 'the bed's too small'; 'the shower's too cold' ' that Don wroe didn't leave us no beer.'

Jack:....You got a point, friend. He may not a left us no beer; but it sure was nice he left you his cabin. How many weekends you figure we can squeeze in until next year?

Ennis;...I can probably do it at least twice a month, since you'll be over in LF-shouldn't be too hard a drive, right?

Jack: ...Nah. I been doin 1200 mile drives for 16 years now-a half day there and back twice a month-I can live with that. Gives me a chance to get the ranch up, and now that Lurene's agreed on the settlement, I can start getting the lumber for the cabin. When'd you tell the boss you was taking the next week off?

Ennis:  I told him in about 3 months....that oughta do it, I figure...I'm done with child support next year, so ......

Jack...Now remember: just cuz we on my daddy's 'payroll' it don't mean nothin-I'll have an investment in that ranch that my Mama agreed to and to hell with the ol man. That heart attack has im so he don't know what ends up, anway. He can't do it himself no more, anyhow. He needs me and he knows it. He needs us. You'll be good with that skittish mare o his...

Ennis: Yeah, I'll take care of it......I'll take care of you, Jack F*ckin Twist.

Jack;...that's what your  good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.

Let's do the Time Warp again--so we can make this the end of the movie. Lovely.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 05:38:01 PM

Jack:  Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?

Ennis:  Yea, he is something ain't he?  But I ain't queer.

Jack:    Me neither, I was just saying.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)


 :-*


What she said--and a great profile, too!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 05:39:49 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.

Actually, when he's around, I just pretty much stay like this. It's a real timesaver.

Loved this one.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 03, 2007, 05:42:10 PM
 
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)

CALF:   Mama whut r them two cowboys doin.

MAMA:   Don't look baby, you don't need ta know that till yer a stud-bull!


 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 03, 2007, 06:00:05 PM

Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.

Actually, when he's around, I just pretty much stay like this. It's a real timesaver.

Loved this one.
Loved the addition.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:06:58 PM

Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.

Actually, when he's around, I just pretty much stay like this. It's a real timesaver.

Loved this one.
Loved the addition.

I loved them both! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:12:46 PM
JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES

Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
(http://www.q-notes.com/qstyle/images/qstyle_032506.jpg)

Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 06:12:47 PM
Thanks, R&R, Lyle, Mini...I only wish that WAS the end of the story..

Mini, love the sore butt series-perfect match of photo and cap!

Jason, I have to PM you darlin, I have a question...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 03, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_2938.jpg)
Ennis: Holy shit, Jack!!



(http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/human%20skeleton/fullsize/sourceimagesmall.jpg)
Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on.  Ya think I overdid it a little?  Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:22:02 PM
Quote
Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on.  Ya think I overdid it a little?  Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?

 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 03, 2007, 06:25:55 PM
 
November-Just a thought

Jack;...that's what your  good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.

In my heart and in my mind that's what happened.
The ending in the book and movie were fictionalized to protect their privacy.

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:27:38 PM

November-Just a thought

Jack;...that's what your  good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.

In my heart and in my mind that's what happened.
The ending in the book and movie were fictionalized to protect their privacy.

 

Yeah ,what he said!! :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 03, 2007, 06:27:46 PM
JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES

Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
(http://www.q-notes.com/qstyle/images/qstyle_032506.jpg)

Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ledger.jpg)

Alma:  Not in this life time "Nasty"!   SECURITY!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:38:06 PM
JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES

Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
(http://www.q-notes.com/qstyle/images/qstyle_032506.jpg)

Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ledger.jpg)

Alma:  Not in this life time "Nasty"!   SECURITY!!!


Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 03, 2007, 06:44:28 PM
Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle9lb.jpg)

Alma:  Don't ya wish your boyfriend was hot like mine?  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 03, 2007, 06:47:13 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.

RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:48:41 PM
Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle9lb.jpg)

Alma:  Don't ya wish your boyfriend was hot like mine?  ;D

Ennis: He is Alma! You seen Jack! You should know better! besides Monroe ain't that hot if you ask me!   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 03, 2007, 06:50:57 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-williams-picture-1.jpg)

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white.......


 ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 03, 2007, 06:55:48 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-williams-picture-1.jpg)

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white.......


 ;D

Ennis (thinking): So glad that's Monroe's Bride and not mine. Been there. Done that. See she still has tacky taste for weddin' dresses! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 03, 2007, 07:03:41 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/monroe.jpg)

Monroe:  She is way out of my league!   And hey Jason, you don't think I'm hot, I'm crushed?  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 03, 2007, 07:19:54 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/alma2.jpg)

The girl I call Alma who is so white
is good, isn't she? Even though she does not speak,
you can tell by her distress that she is
just like the beach and the sea, isn't she?
And she is disappearing, isn't that good?
And the white curtains, and the secret smile
are just her way with the lies, aren't they?
And that we are not alone, ever.
And that everything is backwards
otherwise.
And that inside the no is the yes. Isn't it?
Isn't it? And that she is the god who perishes:
the food we eat, the body we fuck,
the loose net we throw out that gathers her.
Fish! Fish! White Sun! Tell me we are one
and that it's the others who scare me,
not you.

THE GIRL I CALL ALMA by Linda Gregg
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 03, 2007, 08:06:40 PM
 
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-williams-picture-1.jpg)

MICHELE:   Scuse me a minute, I have to go over and drag Heath away from Jake again.

Michele thinking:   I have to watch those two every damn minute!
Next thing you know they'll be wantin to practice that kiss again.
I keep tellin'm, there isn't goining to be any sequal, for cryin out loud!


 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: HR on February 03, 2007, 08:19:14 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/601-900/BBM_cd1_0672.jpg)
Ennis : "Tent don't look right. . . . .especially since it looks like a vagina. . ."
               " 'N I've never been much of a vaginatarian."

    Jack: "Me neither. I'm more of a cock-a-doodle-do-er."

    Both thinking: "Did I just say that?
                           'N is that a hint... 'r what?"


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 03, 2007, 08:50:35 PM
BROKEBACK DOWNS
(http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~icmla/icmla04/firstturn03.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, I had no idea you was into horse racing?

Jack: Yeah, breedin' race horses was one a L.D.'s sidelines.  Most a these horses was his and he even let me name a few of 'em.  Oh, they're gettin' ready to start...

Announcer: Aaaand they're off!  Jack Nasty takes an early lead, followed closely by Huh & Whut, and of course it's A God Damn Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation, with High-Altitude Fuck coming swifty up the inside, then I Wish I knew How to Quit You noses ahead, followed by No More Beans, Texans Don't Drink Coffee, and finally Assbaby and Stemmin' the Rose bringing up the rear...

Ennis: Oh that's real smart, Jack.  You're a real thinker there...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 09:32:44 PM
JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES

Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
(http://www.q-notes.com/qstyle/images/qstyle_032506.jpg)

Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!

Alma: …says a man who knows all about keeping his back door open! What is it they call you in Mexico, Jack? El Cañon Grande?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 09:35:55 PM
Ennis: Holy shit, Jack!!
(http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/human%20skeleton/fullsize/sourceimagesmall.jpg)
Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on.  Ya think I overdid it a little?  Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?

Ennis: Overdid it? Jack, you make Nicole Richie look like the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Monster!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 09:41:10 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.

RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM

That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.


(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 03, 2007, 09:42:40 PM
Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle9lb.jpg)

Alma:  Don't ya wish your boyfriend was hot like mine?  ;D

Ennis: He is Alma! You seen Jack! You should know better! besides Monroe ain't that hot if you ask me!   ;D ;D

(http://www.homeofheroes.com/presidents/pres_monroe.jpg)  Prez. Monroe: How did *I* get dragged into this?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 03, 2007, 09:43:36 PM
JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES

Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
(http://www.q-notes.com/qstyle/images/qstyle_032506.jpg)

Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!

Alma: …says a man who knows all about keeping his back door open! What is it they call you in Mexico, Jack? El Cañon Grande?

ROTFLMAO!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 09:46:32 PM
BROKEBACK DOWNS
(http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~icmla/icmla04/firstturn03.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, I had no idea you was into horse racing?

Jack: Yeah, breedin' race horses was one a L.D.'s sidelines.  Most a these horses was his and he even let me name a few of 'em.  Oh, they're gettin' ready to start...

Announcer: Aaaand they're off!  Jack Nasty takes an early lead, followed closely by Huh & Whut, and of course it's A God Damn Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation, with High-Altitude Fuck coming swifty up the inside, then I Wish I knew How to Quit You noses ahead, followed by No More Beans, Texans Don't Drink Coffee, and finally Assbaby and Stemmin' the Rose bringing up the rear...

Ennis: Oh that's real smart, Jack.  You're a real thinker there...

Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"

Another TRU classic!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 09:48:22 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.

RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM

That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.


(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
Then once again as my rose, it did heal;
we stemmed and stemmed, in paradise, no less ;
The bowl of stew, the can of beans;
Sat cold and spoon-jutted, as put on, did I ,a dress.

(sorry, too...don't hate us, MM!)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 03, 2007, 09:54:26 PM
[/center]
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.

RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM

That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.


(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
Then once again as my rose, it did heal;
we stemmed and stemmed, in paradise, no less ;
The bowl of stew, the can of beans;
Sat cold and jutting, as put on, did I ,a  dress.

(sorry, too...don't hate us, MM!)


And so the Days and Nights did pass, too soon,
Each eagerly awaited, dawn flush'd, secret Night,
Not needing dark, before my Moon should rise
Where'pon Ennis my Rose would screw up Tight.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 10:46:57 PM
[/center]
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.

RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM

That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.


(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
Then once again as my rose, it did heal;
we stemmed and stemmed, in paradise, no less ;
The bowl of stew, the can of beans;
Sat cold and jutting, as put on, did I ,a  dress.

(sorry, too...don't hate us, MM!)


And so the Days and Nights did pass, too soon,
Each eagerly awaited, dawn flush'd, secret Night,
Not needing dark, before my Moon should rise
Where'pon Ennis my Rose would screw up Tight.


and paw and paw and paw, did he;
as mixed went the sheep; flummoxed, became we;
The night in yon camp, did seal pretty fate;
and hence went this bug's  journey, from tablecloth to plate.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 03, 2007, 10:48:51 PM

Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"
Another TRU classic!
OMG! Did we just go from Jack Twist to Jack Benny?   :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 03, 2007, 11:02:25 PM
ALMOST TOUGH JACK
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Jack: SO I COMMAND ALL THE COYOTES TO STAY OUTSIDE THE CAMP TONIGHT!

Ennis; you tell him, Jack;

Jack: AND I DEMAND THAT THE STORMS STAY BEHIND THE CLOUDS UNTIL SUN UP;

Ennis; You go, Cowboy; you go git em!!

Jack: AND I ORDER ENNIS DEL MAR TO COME JOIN ME IN MY COW AND CALF OPERATION WHEN WE GET DOWN OFF THIS MOUNTAIN, WHERE WE WILL BUILD A SWEET LIFE AND FNIT AND SNIT OUR WAY INTO OLD AGE!!

Ennis: Yeah, boy, you g-------  Hey wait a minute, I'M NOT NO QUEER!

Jack: (thinks) Shit, almost had em....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 03, 2007, 11:21:52 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Lashes2/LettemEatCake.jpg)
How Chris and Jake met. Revealed here for the first time

Chris: Nice to know you, your folks just stop at the Sex?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 03, 2007, 11:47:24 PM
BROKEBACK DOWNS
(http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~icmla/icmla04/firstturn03.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, I had no idea you was into horse racing?

Jack: Yeah, breedin' race horses was one a L.D.'s sidelines.  Most a these horses was his and he even let me name a few of 'em.  Oh, they're gettin' ready to start...

Announcer: Aaaand they're off!  Jack Nasty takes an early lead, followed closely by Huh & Whut, and of course it's A God Damn Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation, with High-Altitude Fuck coming swifty up the inside, then I Wish I Knew How to Quit You noses ahead, followed by No More Beans, Texans Don't Drink Coffee, and finally Assbaby and Stemmin' the Rose bringing up the rear...

Ennis: Oh that's real smart, Jack.  You're a real thinker there...


OMFG!!!!!!!!!  Perfect!!!!!!!

And what I wouldn't give to hear any of those names being called out during a real race!!!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 04, 2007, 12:18:21 AM

(http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/human%20skeleton/fullsize/sourceimagesmall.jpg)
Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on.  Ya think I overdid it a little?  Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?


JACK AND ENNIS HAVE SEX AFTER EXTREME DIETING

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Skinny1.jpg)

      In the Laundromat            At Jack's old room in Lightning Flat



 ;) :D ;D

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 04, 2007, 05:09:31 AM
LOST (AND FOUND) IN TRANSLATION

A horse's eye disquiets me: it has an expression of alarm that may at any
moment be translated into action.
- E.V. Lucas

TRANSLATION: Better watch it. That horse has a low startle point!

My soul is dark with stormy riot,
Directly traceable to diet.
- Samuel Hoffenstein

TRANSLATION: No more beans!

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain

TRANSLATION: It could be some sweet life.

If deceit is fundamental to animal communication, then there must be strong selection to spot deception and this ought, in turn, to select for a degree of self-deception, rendering some facts and motives unconscious so as not to betray—by the subtle signs of self-knowledge—the deception being practised.- Robert Trivers

TRANSLATION: You know I ain’t queer.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 04, 2007, 05:23:04 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)

You may be a dreamer. I ain’t yet had the opportunity.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/boys.jpg)

Ain’t no place for them. That’s how come they end up here.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 04, 2007, 06:48:27 AM
roy&ronnie, CSI, Buteo & trubrokeback! You guys are hysterical! Thanks! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 04, 2007, 06:55:33 AM
BROKEBACK LESBIANS

The story of Ennita Del Mar & Jacqueline Twist was not as heartbreaking because they really didn't miss each other that much. That's because they were always on the damn phone!!(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)


Jacqueline Twist: Ennita I got a pair of red shoes to die for.........yeah...and they were on sale too.....
Yeah, Lashawn bought  a pair too......I told you about her!......we're just friends!.......yes we are....
quit crying Ennita!......I wish I knew how to hang up on you!.......blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah
blah blah blab blah ......................
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 04, 2007, 06:59:21 AM
Sensible women. Pity their husbands were so damned thick.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 04, 2007, 07:10:00 AM
Sensible women. Pity their husbands were so damned thick.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)

Ennis: Yeah,  I got a thick head Jack. Why?

Jack(thinking): I better start my stretching exercises!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 04, 2007, 07:22:25 AM
(http://www.elbechar.com/cameraman.jpg)

Unbeknown to Jack & Ennis, a cameraman was on the mountain with them! He made a fortune off of his video Cowboys Gone Wild!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 04, 2007, 07:44:29 AM
(http://sanchezdetoro.webcindario.com/brokeback09.jpg)

Ennis: Don't ride much myself. What's the point of riding a piece of meat anyway?

Jack: Orgasm is a good point.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 08:07:17 AM
JACK AND ENNIS HAVE SEX AFTER EXTREME DIETING

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Skinny1.jpg)

      In the Laundromat            At Jack's old room in Lightning Flat



 ;) :D ;D


OMG, Buteo!!!  :D  Now these look homemade for sure!! ;D

[ducks... runs for cover...]
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 08:09:13 AM

Unbeknown to Jack & Ennis, a cameraman was on the mountain with them! He made a fortune off of his video Cowboys Gone Wild!

^^^ That's great, jason!! ;D

MM, loved Brokeback Lost and Found in Translation!! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 04, 2007, 09:58:15 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/casanova2.jpg)

Ennis:  You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?

Jack:  Well... maybe you oughta get out of there, you know? Find yourself someplace different. Maybe Venice.  Or you know, maybe if you lost the poneytail and the blouse! 

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 04, 2007, 10:09:29 AM
roy&ronnie, CSI, Buteo & trubrokeback! You guys are hysterical! Thanks! :D :D :D

Yes! Good grief! LMAO! :D :D :D :-*

Jason too!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 04, 2007, 10:12:29 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/10ThingsBigPic.jpg)

Ennis:  What have you done with my boyfriend Jack?

Kat:  You are in the wrong movie dufus.

Ms. Perky (to herself):  I want to see the movie with him and Jack!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 04, 2007, 10:52:21 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)
Jack:  Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis:  Yea, he is something ain't he?  But I ain't queer.
Jack:    Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)
 :-*



:-* :-* :-* Lola :-* :-* :-*, this was just ..............
dunno what to say ................. outstanding! Great! I'm speechless and overwhelmed.
Very moving! Very sweet! Magnifique.
Je te remercie beaucoup
Ingmar  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 04, 2007, 10:57:13 AM
 ;) Thanks to you too, royandronnie. Merci!  ;)

(For the congrats and your great posts...)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: playitagain on February 04, 2007, 11:13:23 AM
LOST (AND FOUND) IN TRANSLATION

A horse's eye disquiets me: it has an expression of alarm that may at any
moment be translated into action.
- E.V. Lucas

TRANSLATION: Better watch it. That horse has a low startle point!

My soul is dark with stormy riot,
Directly traceable to diet.
- Samuel Hoffenstein

TRANSLATION: No more beans!

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain

TRANSLATION: It could be some sweet life.

If deceit is fundamental to animal communication, then there must be strong selection to spot deception and this ought, in turn, to select for a degree of self-deception, rendering some facts and motives unconscious so as not to betray—by the subtle signs of self-knowledge—the deception being practised.- Robert Trivers

TRANSLATION: You know I ain’t queer.


VERY clever, MM!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 04, 2007, 11:18:25 AM
ingmarnicebbmt, votre bienvenu!!  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 04, 2007, 11:23:26 AM
JACK AND ENNIS HAVE SEX AFTER EXTREME DIETING

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Skinny1.jpg)

      In the Laundromat            At Jack's old room in Lightning Flat



 ;) :D ;D


OMG, Buteo!!!  :D  Now these look homemade for sure!! ;D

[ducks... runs for cover...]

The pictures are from those hidden cameras Ennita and Jackie made me put up!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 04, 2007, 11:42:12 AM
ingmarnicebbmt, votre bienvenu!!  ;D

je t'en prie - it was exceptional, really!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 04, 2007, 12:23:32 PM

Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"
Another TRU classic!
OMG! Did we just go from Jack Twist to Jack Benny?   :D


Splke Jones, actually--I wondered if anyone would even get that one!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 04, 2007, 12:30:54 PM
MagicMountain--LOVED the Lost & Found--and "may be a dreamer/no place for them." Which last has almost as much sting as a jasonwv political caption…

…speaking of whom, jason, loved the "stretching exercises." Even if it wasn't political!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 12:34:23 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)

You may be a dreamer. I ain’t yet had the opportunity.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/boys.jpg)

Ain’t no place for them. That’s how come they end up here.

awwwwww,, stop it! :'( It's too much; I can't take bittersweet. Tragic, yes, not bittersweet. And you do bittersweet really well, MM.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 12:37:40 PM
Tru, Brokeback Downs...hysterical!!

Buteo, you're certifiable, you know that! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Lola, you just get more and more clever, honestly!

anyone I missed, nice to see this thread take life again.....

R&R-it was fun writing 'poetry' with you!! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: fritzkep on February 04, 2007, 12:46:55 PM

Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"
Another TRU classic!
OMG! Did we just go from Jack Twist to Jack Benny?   :D


Splke Jones, actually--I wondered if anyone would even get that one!

Yes, I did. I remember the Spike Jones treatment of the William Tell Overture that that reference is from. He was hilarious!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 04, 2007, 01:11:02 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bobby.jpg)

Bobby:  GRAMPA, Dad won't let me watch the superbowl!!  He is making me watch Moulin Rouge instead.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 04, 2007, 01:52:46 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/153934__tomorrow_l.jpg)

Jack: Will ya look at that! Me an' Ennis herd sheep in Morocco for five months and Lighting Flat's totally changed.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 04, 2007, 02:51:32 PM
Splke Jones, actually--I wondered if anyone would even get that one!

You mean trains were't leaving for ANAHEIM, AZUSA AND CU..............................CA-BEETLEBAUM?  Ya sure?  ;D

OT. OT. Let's see... all trains take you to Jakelandia!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
BBM Book Titles: I'm OK; You're OK

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
                                        

Jack: I'm OK; You're A Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation

Ennis: I'm OK-Maybe Not.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 03:40:36 PM
BBM Book Titles: What Color Is Your Parachute?


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bobby.jpg)


BB: What Color Is the Pair O Shoes I'm Gonna Stomp The Shit Outta Your Ever-Lovin Pansy Ass With?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 03:47:32 PM
BBM Book Titles: Honey I Want To Start My Own Business
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)

Alma: Honey I Want You to Finish With All This Jack Nasty Business
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 04:17:38 PM
Jack: Will ya look at that! Me an' Ennis herd sheep in Morocco for five months and Lighting Flat's totally changed.

IWIK, now that is clever!!! :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 04:40:18 PM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3240.jpg)
Jack: Christ Ennis, you had a fuckin' week to say some little word about this!  You're just now gettin' around to telling me you're a Bears fan?!

Ennis: Lighten up on me, Jack!  It's just a game.


(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3374.jpg)
Jack: But Rex Grossman is the worst quarterback in the NFL!  Hell, they don't even like him in Chicago!


(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3310.jpg)
Ennis: OK, Peyton Manning is a better quarterback.  But, ya gotta admit, Rex is cuter!


(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3377.jpg)
Jack: You son of a whoreson bitch!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 04, 2007, 04:50:22 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Bobby.jpg)

Bobby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the Superbowl is on. And, no, I don’t want to see how you and that fudge-packing friend of yours used to play football.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)

Aww, holy crap! How many times do I have to tell you, that’s NOT the position for a tight end. And from what I hear, your end is anything but tight.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 04, 2007, 06:11:43 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
                                        
ENNIS: Prince is doing the SuperBowl XXXXI Halftime Show.

JACK: Yeah, "Let's Go Crazy."

ENNIS:  Nah, let's not.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 04, 2007, 06:17:02 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)

Ennis, you better not be takin more snap-shots a my butt!

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 04, 2007, 06:25:09 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
                                        
Ennis: No need to sulk Jack just because I couldn't get it up for the first time in 20 years.

Jack: It's at least the third time it happened Ennis! Could be the cold is gettin' to your dick. Maybe we need to go some place warm. We should go to Mexico!

Ennis: Not that subject again. You know how I hate hot weather. You just want an excuse to ogle those Mexican boys!

Jack: There you go again. Thinkin' the worst.

Ennis: Ya know Jack sometimes I wish I hadn't taken up your offer of a sweet life. What happened to the romance? We used to be at it hammer and tongs when we only saw each other once or twice a year.

Jack: Well if ya can't fix it Ennis.............

Ennis: That's right. Throw that in my face!

Jack:   Maybe we could have a dirty weekend at the Siesta. You know. Reignite the brilliant charge.

Ennis: I'll think about it. Be good to get away from the inlaws for a bit. Your father is really givin' me the shits lately.






Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trinket on February 04, 2007, 06:27:28 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)
Jack:  Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis:  Yea, he is something ain't he?  But I ain't queer.
Jack:    Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)

  Oh my dear Lola !  This is absolutely brilliant !    Yep, he sure IS a hottie ! ! !
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 06:29:23 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
                                        
ENNIS: Prince is doing the SuperBowl XXXXI Halftime Show.

JACK: Yeah, "Let's Go Crazy."

ENNIS:  Nah, let's not.

Ennis: Please God, Jack, will you stop making that sound!!  Doves don't cry, and that noise would make a chalkboard cringe!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 06:33:50 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Bobby.jpg)

Bobby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the Superbowl is on. And, no, I don’t want to see how you and that fudge-packing friend of yours used to play football.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)

Aww, holy crap! How many times do I have to tell you, that’s NOT the position for a tight end. And from what I hear, your end is anything but tight.

Jack [thinking]: And people wonder what causes child abuse?!  I'd like to see Dr. Phil go 5 minutes without slapping that little bastard!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 07:18:40 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)
Jack:  Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis:  Yea, he is something ain't he?  But I ain't queer.
Jack:    Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)

  Oh my dear Lola !  This is absolutely brilliant !    Yep, he sure IS a hottie ! ! !
I agree...Amazing profile!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 04, 2007, 07:25:06 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
                                        
"Shit, I thought YOU were gonna bring the transistor radio...now how are we gonna find out the damn Super Bowl score?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 04, 2007, 08:04:19 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/HeathAKThorsebackhandonhipcopy.jpg)
"You been ta Canterbury, Jack F***in' Twist?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 08:24:16 PM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3408.jpg)
Ennis: You happy now, Jack?  You jinxed my Bears with all them bad things you said about Rex!

(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3414.jpg)
Jack: There's always next year, cowboy.

Ennis: [sniff] I hate the Cowboys.

Jack: [sigh]
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 04, 2007, 08:29:26 PM
DONNIE DARKO TWIST

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb193.jpg)

Ennis: Jack Twist? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
Jack: What makes you think I'm not?
Ennis: You're weird.
Jack: Sorry.
Ennis: No, that was a compliment.

Jack: Well look, um... uh... you wanna go with me?
Ennis: Where do you wanna go?
Jack: No, I mean like go with me, like you know... like, that's what we call it here... going together...
Ennis: Sure.

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)

Jack: Well I-I, sorry I...
Ennis: Jack wait...
Jack: I like you a lot...
Ennis: I just want it to be... at a time when... it...
Jack: When what?
Ennis: When it reminds me just...
Jack: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?
Ennis: Yeah...
[turns his head]
Ennis: and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.

-Donnie Darko, altered
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 04, 2007, 08:53:12 PM
DONNIE DARKO TWIST

Ennis: Jack Twist? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
Jack: What makes you think I'm not?
Ennis: You're weird.
Jack: Sorry.
Ennis: No, that was a compliment.

Jack: Well look, um... uh... you wanna go with me?
Ennis: Where do you wanna go?
Jack: No, I mean like go with me, like you know... like, that's what we call it here... going together...
Ennis: Sure.

Jack: Well I-I, sorry I...
Ennis: Jack wait...
Jack: I like you a lot...
Ennis: I just want it to be... at a time when... it...
Jack: When what?
Ennis: When it reminds me just...
Jack: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?
Ennis: Yeah...
[turns his head]
Ennis: and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.

-Donnie Darko, altered

Bravo, btb!  One of my other all time fave movies! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 09:41:39 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/HeathAKThorsebackhandonhipcopy.jpg)

Jack: See ya fer supper....

Ennis: Trollop!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 04, 2007, 09:44:01 PM
YOUNG JACK TRIES TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT “HIS KIND”

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/JakeTDATlibrarybooks.jpg)

Jack (thinks): I sure hope the library has that book I heard about, Fellatio Hornblower.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

this is kind of heart-breaking, T.....as well as sweet and funny. :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 04, 2007, 10:51:22 PM
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/85/89/18442934.jpg)

Oh god! I suppose this one's gonna want more than the occasional fishin’ trip as well.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 04, 2007, 11:13:11 PM
(http://www.geocities.com/i_love_lawrence/camels.jpg)

Ennis del Mahdi: What are we gonna do now?

El Jakimi: Sigh. Get down there and untangle them Shilayan goats from ours.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 04, 2007, 11:18:28 PM
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/LawJongens.jpg)

Now what I want ………..
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 04, 2007, 11:25:47 PM
(http://www.historytoday.com/digimaker/pictures/T-E-Lawrence-and-Lowell-Tho_ETJcUUho.jpg)

El Jakimi: You goin a do this again next summer?

Ennis del Mahdi: Invade Turkey? Maybe not.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 04, 2007, 11:36:20 PM
YOUNG JACK TRIES TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT “HIS KIND”

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/JakeTDATlibrarybooks.jpg)

Jack (thinks): I sure hope the library has that book I heard about, Fellatio Hornblower.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


But Jack was doomed to disappointment. The book had nothing at all to do with trumpet playing! Happily, however, he did find a light-hearted one on playing the harmonica: "Tulips on Your Mouth Organ."

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 04, 2007, 11:58:16 PM
SB XXXXI

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/BBM/AfterTheBear.jpg)

JACK:  Whadda ya mean, ya saw a horse fuckin a bear?


(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/BBM/BearFace.jpg)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 05, 2007, 12:59:23 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/HeathAKThorsebackhandonhipcopy.jpg)
"You been ta Canterbury, Jack F***in' Twist?"

I heard what they got in Canterbury for boys like you
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 05, 2007, 01:20:10 AM
Oh my dear Lola !  This is absolutely brilliant !    Yep, he sure IS a hottie ! ! !


***continues to blush and to feel flattered...***
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 05, 2007, 01:23:10 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/HeathAKThorsebackhandonhipcopy.jpg)


"You like my new hairdo, Jack F***in' Twist? The curls and the perm?"




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 04:40:09 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.png)
A nice house, home-cookin', a family. . .you may be a winner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 04:47:41 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)
Aww, com'on, Jack, ya know I can't stay mad at ya when you're winkin' at me. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 05, 2007, 04:51:01 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)

After a particularly good night Jack has to use industrial size Kleenex to clear up.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 05:07:40 AM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)
There's nuthin' like a cigarette after a good bang. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 05, 2007, 05:45:08 AM


(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)



Cigarette (thinking):

I wonder who's gonna blow first...


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 05:54:41 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/fight8-1.jpg)
That particular spermatazoa Ennis is crushing at the moment will grow up to be a "twisted" and "bitchy" boy
with a very
  l o n g  memory and a very short tongue. . .


Spermatozoan Bobby: Get that effin' elbow offa me ya big ol' hairy, smelly lug. My pansy of a father and his bottomless pit might be in luv with ya, and ya might have a unit long enough that satisfies your girlfriend Jackarella both anally and orally at the same time, but ya'll always be Anita Del Mar to me. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 05, 2007, 06:03:34 AM


(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/fight8-1.jpg)




The very moment

when an edgy elbow

can do a lot of harm...




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 06:12:09 AM
Hey, ingmar, terrif profile! Living in Nizza, you should understand,
"Auguri. . ."

Il tuo amico Bob. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 06:16:44 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/fight8-1.jpg)
Let's see. . .when I yank on this lever, legs go up. When I yank again, sphincter opens. And when I yank again,
he's just about ready for some yankee doodlin'. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 05, 2007, 06:18:02 AM
Hey, ingmar, terrif profile! Living in Nizza, you should understand,
"Auguri. . ."
Il tuo amico Bob. . .


I do indeed! Grazie mille...!

Il tuo amico Ingmar. And many thanks for the congrats...   ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: playitagain on February 05, 2007, 06:51:17 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/HeathAKThorsebackhandonhipcopy.jpg)

Jack: See ya fer supper....

Ennis: Trollop!!


Good one, CSI.  Now, how E gets from there to "whut we've got goin' here. . . " is a mystery yet to be solved.  Oooops!  wrong thread.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 05, 2007, 09:02:12 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)
Aww, com'on, Jack, ya know I can't stay mad at ya when you're winkin' at me. . .


oh god!!!
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 05, 2007, 09:06:06 AM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)

Ennis: How about those Colts huh?

Jack:  How about that Prince fella?

Ennis:  Yea, that's what I'm talking about!

(http://usmagazine.com/files/prince_blog.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 05, 2007, 10:36:24 AM


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)


Ennis (off-screen):


"Aww, com'on, Jack, .... ass don't look right!"
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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 05, 2007, 11:26:43 AM
Love the cigarette ones..and MM, with the 'what I want'-perfect. Every society as a-hole bossses!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 05, 2007, 11:29:56 AM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)

Ennis cig to Jack's cig: I honestly can't stand this anymore, Jack's cigarette. Quit lookin me out the side o' yer eye; I'm embarassed, and I feel like Sh*t and I don't deserve you.

Jack's cig to Ennis's cig: It's allright, it's allright; damn you, Ennis's cigarette!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 05, 2007, 12:12:07 PM
I've heard their overcoats having a similar converstion!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 12:34:26 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)

Ennis cig to Jack's cig: I honestly can't stand this anymore, Jack's cigarette. Quit lookin me out the side o' yer eye; I'm embarassed, and I feel like Sh*t and I don't deserve you.

Jack's cig to Ennis's cig: It's allright, it's allright; damn you, Ennis's cigarette!
Really. . . . . .and I'm not just blowin' smoke up your butt. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 05, 2007, 12:37:50 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)

Jack:  You know you may want to give those things up, they are disgusting and they will kill ya.

Ennis:  Sheesh Jack, you are worse than a wife!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 05, 2007, 01:25:57 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)
Jack's cigarette:  I'm still carryin' a torch for ya. . .

Ennis's cigarette:  We're no longer a match now that we're east of Eden. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 05, 2007, 01:29:47 PM

Ennis (off-screen):
"Aww, com'on, Jack, .... ass don't look right!"
Good one, Ingmar. But what do we file it under, "Thoughts Ennis would never have?" Right along with the rest of us!   ;D :o 


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 05, 2007, 01:38:29 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Mercedes5.jpg)

Mercedes salesman: This beauty was just traded in by Jake Gyllenhaal. It's not quite ready. Haven't cleaned the seats or steering wheel and all yet.

Customer: What's the price on that one?

Salesman: $26,000.

Customer: And if you don't clean the seats and all?

Salesman: $126,000.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 05, 2007, 01:51:02 PM
Mercedes salesman: This beauty was just traded in by Jake Gyllenhaal. It's not quite ready. Haven't cleaned the seats or steering wheel and all yet.

Customer: What's the price on that one?

Salesman: $26,000.

Customer: And if you don't clean the seats and all?

Salesman: $126,000.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bike.jpg)

Wonder what his bike would go for?  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 05, 2007, 02:02:29 PM
Ennis (off-screen):
"Aww, com'on, Jack, .... ass don't look right!"
Good one, Ingmar. But what do we file it under, "Thoughts Ennis would never have?" Right along with the rest of us!   ;D :o 

IWIK, I propose a thread "Thoughts Ennis might have had if he had been a randy photocaptioner - like the rest of us"  :D :D :D !
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 05, 2007, 02:40:25 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)
Jack's cigarette:  I'm still carryin' a torch for ya. . .

Ennis's cigarette:  We're no longer a match now that we're east of Eden. . .

;D ::) ::) ::) ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 05, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Mercedes5.jpg)
"Careful! That car has a low throttle point!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 05, 2007, 05:25:30 PM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bike.jpg)

Wonder what his bike would go for?  ;)

Jake's Bike: You'd be surprised what I'd go for.  I used to be satisfied just having him settle down on me, but now I want more.  A little bike and trike operation, you know?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:45:38 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Enniswoke.jpg)

Ennis thinking waking up:
That's funny, Jack don't have his pants on. Must like ta sleep nekkid.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:47:01 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0658-1.jpg)
 
Ennis: Some folks couldn't tell but Ah did give Jack a hard pat on his shoulder, only the second time Ah ever touched him. I think he got ta likin' it
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:48:12 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/EnnistoJack.jpg)

If Ah knowed how things gonna be in the tent an all, Ah might not have been so shy
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:49:44 PM
 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0025-1.jpg)

Ah sure didn't think Ah meet anybody taday that leave my insides all twisted up, bring me ta mah knees bawlin'  like a baby. Still wouldn't turn around if Ah knowed.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:51:39 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0605-1.jpg)

Best Ah keep on talkin'. That Jack fella sure got a sad look on his face all a sudden. Mebe Ah c'n think up somthin' ta make him laugh.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:52:59 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0636-1.jpg)

Ah guess that worked! Ah'll halfta' remember that. If that Jack fella starts ta look sad again start on 'bout rodeo cowbow been f**kups. He sure is a nut!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:56:51 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Ennisfixingtent.jpg)

Ah always liked ta let Jack think he wuz in controll. But Ah wuz the one that called all the shots.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 05, 2007, 05:59:24 PM
 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Ennists1post.jpg)

Ah know Ah can try 'n try and no matter whut Ah won't be ablin' ta fergit whut happen' last night in the tent, whut Ah did ta Jack. Can't never make it go away.

Seein' it was Jack not sure that Ah'd want to though.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 05, 2007, 06:02:25 PM
 
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0025-1.jpg)

I got a feelin, this is gonna be the most important day of my life! Wonder why that is?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 05, 2007, 06:31:49 PM

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0025-1.jpg)

I got a feelin, this is gonna be the most important day of my life! Wonder why that is?


Mini, watching the film for the first time: I got a feelin this is gonna be the most important day of my life! Wonder why that is?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 05, 2007, 06:54:25 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Prince.jpg)
Ennis: Hey, Prince. You know what? The whole devil tail thing...Been there, done that.


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/EnnisTail.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 05, 2007, 07:03:24 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/68cwbys.gif)

Slim: It’s Saturday night, ya know, we could still smartin’ up an’ head on over to the gay bar.

Jim: Humph, that flaming queen an’ buff boy crowd.

Slim: I think it’d be nice.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 05, 2007, 09:25:20 PM
Hey Ingmar--like that tagline, "Bouys like bouys, gulls like gulls." But sometimes, just sometimes, gulls like bouys who like bouys!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 05, 2007, 09:53:13 PM
Whatever floats your particular boat.  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 06, 2007, 01:27:56 AM
Hey Ingmar--like that tagline, "Bouys like bouys, gulls like gulls." But sometimes, just sometimes, gulls like bouys who like bouys!

Thanks  ;) - I like it too!  ;) It's not my invention though. It's a quote from fritzkep who coined it two days ago on the Photo thread (not on the Captioning thread, in the Meet your neigbours section). It was meant as a funny remark that many of us lashers are into m-t-m or w-t-w relationships, a particularity of this Forum perhaps, but in no way it meant to exclude the other preferences. I'm aware there are many g-l-b-w-l-b's around here!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 06, 2007, 04:19:27 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0025-1.jpg)

The air is humming,
And something great is coming!


Something's Coming (Westside Story)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 06, 2007, 04:31:28 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/Enniswoke.jpg)
Ennis thinkin', wakin' up : If I scrunch my eyes enough I won't see there's a man next to me,
my pants are down, and my dick is out, or feel that my head's poundin'. . .
. . .or my heart, for that matter. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 06, 2007, 04:54:27 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0025-1.jpg)

CRUNCH,  C R U N C H ,  C  R  U  N  C  H  ,  C r u n c h , Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. . . . .

". . .Your folks just stop at Ennis?"

C  R  U  N  C  H . . . . . . . . . . . !
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 06, 2007, 06:28:05 AM
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!

Something's Coming (Westside Story)

mamo, that's truly great - suits the anticipation of the movie opening so well...  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 06, 2007, 06:28:26 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

ENNIS thinking:   Damn it del Mar, don't just sit out here n ignore the only person what showed ya any affection
in yer lonley miserable life! Get in there n let him know how ya feel ya fuckin coward!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 06, 2007, 06:38:17 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

{{and the background music plays}}


I was born by the river in a little tent
Oh and just like the river I've been running ever since
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will

It's been too hard living but I'm afraid to die
Cause I don't know what's up there beyond the sky
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 06, 2007, 07:00:25 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakeintheroad.jpg)
Tent looks right. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 06, 2007, 07:25:35 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)

Mad about the boy
I know it's stupid to be mad about the boy
I'm so ahamed of it but must admit the sleepless nights I've had
About the boy

On the silver screen
He melts my foolish heart in every single scene
Although I'm quite aware that here and there there are traces of the cad
About the boy

Lord knows I'm not a fool girl
I really shouldn't care
Lord knows I'm not a school girl
In the fury of her first affair

Will it ever cloy
This odd diversity of misery and joy
I'm feeling quite insane and young again
And all because I'm mad about the boy

So if I could employ
A little magic that will finally destroy
This dream that pains me and enchains me
But I can't because I'm mad ...
I'm mad about the boy!

Although this was written by Noel Coward, it perfectly describes by feelings for Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhall
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 06, 2007, 07:35:25 AM
And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 06, 2007, 07:52:02 AM
Childress Slash Bash
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_3020.jpg)

LaShawn: "Even though we ain't quite sorority sisters, we just might have to discuss fics with ourselves, Lureen.
Our husbands ain't the least bit interested in reading man-on-man action. Ain't got a smidgen of homoeroticism between them."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 06, 2007, 08:26:50 AM
SAME CAPTION, DIFFERENT PIC

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmggo.jpg)

The air is humming,
And something great is coming!


"Something's Coming" (Westside Story)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 06, 2007, 08:33:02 AM
CSI made TDS today!  Yee Haw! :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 06, 2007, 08:40:13 AM
And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)

Although part of the human condition, unrequited love is not illegal.
Since they're both dead, I doubt if they mind me borrowing the lyrics.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 06, 2007, 09:10:24 AM
And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)

Although part of the human condition, unrequited love is not illegal.
Since they're both dead, I doubt if they mind me borrowing the lyrics.

That was beautiful Roco! 

Oh and I stole your pic for my Valentine's thread.  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 06, 2007, 09:27:51 AM

That was beautiful Roco! 

Oh and I stole your pic for my Valentine's thread.  ;)

Now that, no doubt, will be the perfect valentine!   ;)   :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 06, 2007, 09:39:10 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)

To Roco

Love Jake


My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet youre my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 06, 2007, 10:06:33 AM


To Roco

Love Jake


My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet youre my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day


Well Damn, Ya made me tear up.  :'(
 You also made my day!  :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 06, 2007, 10:27:30 AM
File under:  GOD, ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL. . . ?
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)
To Jake:
Tell ya what. . .Truth is. . .I could  N E V E R  kiss ya too much. . . :-*

Bob
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 06, 2007, 10:38:16 AM
Well Damn, Ya made me tear up.  :'(
 You also made my day!  :-*

I bet you he could do a good job of singing it too!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 06, 2007, 11:15:57 AM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bike.jpg)

Now if I could get my hands on that bike...................... I could probably get enough DNA,.............few test tubes...............perhaps I could clone a Jake for us each!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 06, 2007, 11:35:20 AM
SAME CAPTION, DIFFERENT PIC
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmggo.jpg)
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!

Now that's even more outrageous than the first one!  :o Love it!
Although the spelling... - shouldn't it be "...umm" ?  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 06, 2007, 12:44:21 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0244.jpg)
Ennis: Shit, Jack!  What's up with this look?  Ya gettin' ready to skate your long program or what?


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 06, 2007, 12:53:41 PM
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k83/elle_ann/jakeO.jpg)
Ennis:  "Jack, could ya wait til I get
my pants off before ya start doing that?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 06, 2007, 02:00:03 PM
SAME CAPTION, DIFFERENT PIC

The air is humming,
And something great is coming!

Now that's even more outrageous than the first one!  :o Love it!
Although the spelling... - shouldn't it be "...umm" ?  :D
Just sing/say it with a French accent ("Zee air ees umming...")

And while you're at it say "I only want happiness" in a French accent.  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 06, 2007, 03:59:55 PM
 

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)

Stud Cowboy: "Ennis, Jack Twist had to leave to care for his sick Uncle.  I'll be joining you for the remainder of the summer. My name is Buck."

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0244.jpg)
 
Ennis: "Damn...Hope he don't expect me to be a total bottom."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 06, 2007, 05:45:12 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)



Jack: Go ahead, Ennis.....Try to pretend its not me you're holdin'... I dare ya.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 06, 2007, 05:53:30 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

Ennis (thinking): I know, I'll just make me a list, to think real clear about this:

If I do go into the tent, he'll know I want some more lovins';

If I don't go in to the tent,......

End of List.

F*ck It.  I'm at your mercy, Jack.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 06, 2007, 05:57:47 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakeintheroad.jpg)


Ennis: I told ya,Jack,  I'm not no queer......

 
 
 

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 06, 2007, 05:59:13 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

Ennis:   Shit, I wish we had put marshmallows on the list.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 06, 2007, 06:17:04 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

Ennis:   Shit, I wish we had put marshmallows on the list.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
I bet that thought crossed his mind..anything to forestall the inevitable!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 06, 2007, 06:25:13 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

Ennis:   Shit, I wish we had put marshmallows on the list.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
I bet that thought crossed his mind..anything to forestall the inevitable!

LOL yea.........hmmm I will toast a few mallows, maybe BBQ some dogs, clean up a bit out here, chop some more wood, feed the mule, do my taxes....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 06, 2007, 07:33:58 PM


(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)

Stud Cowboy: "Ennis, Jack Twist had to leave to care for his sick Uncle.  I'll be joining you for the remainder of the summer. My name is Buck."
Ennis: Uh…uh…Like your belt buckle.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 06, 2007, 07:37:41 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0244.jpg)
Ennis: Shit, Jack!  What's up with this look?  Ya gettin' ready to skate your long program or what?


Jack: Ennis, you are SUCH an ignoramous. I cannot BELIEVE you don't recognize my homage to John Travolta's greatest work.

Ennis: Oh, I got the "homo-geous" part RIGHT away.


(Another work of TRU genius!)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 06, 2007, 07:40:16 PM
Mercedes salesman: This beauty was just traded in by Jake Gyllenhaal. It's not quite ready. Haven't cleaned the seats or steering wheel and all yet.

Customer: What's the price on that one?

Salesman: $26,000.

Customer: And if you don't clean the seats and all?

Salesman: $126,000.

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bike.jpg)

Wonder what his bike would go for?  ;)

I should think the seat alone would fetch $126,000.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 06, 2007, 07:41:48 PM
 

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)

Ennis thinks: Damn! I might get to come on a bear TWICE this summer!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 06, 2007, 07:50:12 PM
 
 

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)

STUD COWBOY:   Hey del Mar, I'm Jack's Uncle Harrald.
You better treat my littl nephew right or you'll have ta answer ta me
n don't be playin hard ta get neither!
 

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0244.jpg)

Ennis:   Uhhh ... Yes sir ... no need ta worry. We're as good as married!

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: iwishiknew on February 06, 2007, 07:55:14 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Lashes2/spuds.jpg)

Marine buddy: Hey, Jack look who just walked in naked as a jay-bird. Semper fi, Ennis!

Jack: Hardee har har. Ennis ain't in the Marines and I ain't gonna turn around for ya.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 06, 2007, 08:35:57 PM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n269/Yeaah_2006/JBG-2/JBGBM12.jpg)
Damn it Ennis, when I said I wanted "you" for a lap dance, I didn't mean no sheep!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 06, 2007, 08:49:18 PM
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)

Ennis thinks: Damn! I might get to come on a bear TWICE this summer!

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0402.jpg)
What the hell does Ang Lee think he's doing?  My contract says I'm supposed to be the only bear on this production!  Where's my cell?  I've got to get my agent on the line...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 06, 2007, 08:51:52 PM
(Another work of TRU genius!)

 ;D Thanks!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 06, 2007, 08:53:29 PM
Damn it Ennis, when I said I wanted "you" for a lap dance, I didn't mean no sheep![/center]

Terrific, roco!  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 06, 2007, 08:55:45 PM
Ennis (thinking): I know, I'll just make me a list, to think real clear about this:

If I do go into the tent, he'll know I want some more lovins';

If I don't go in to the tent,......

End of List.

F*ck It.  I'm at your mercy, Jack.

Love this one, CSI! :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 06, 2007, 10:13:16 PM
CRUNCH,  C R U N C H ,  C  R  U  N  C  H  ,  C r u n c h , Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. . . . .

". . .Your folks just stop at Ennis?"

C  R  U  N  C  H . . . . . . . . . . . !


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And the rest of you - keep up the splendid work.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 07, 2007, 01:57:18 AM

(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)




Jack Twist's terrific Texas pornstache
became quickly fashionable
amongst Wyoming sheep herders,
his mostly hairless chest less so...





Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 07, 2007, 02:08:10 AM
And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)

Although part of the human condition, unrequited love is not illegal.
Since they're both dead, I doubt if they mind me borrowing the lyrics.
I love this sone especially sung by Diana Washington, I always think about who wrote it and why.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 07, 2007, 03:48:58 AM
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!

Something's Coming (Westside Story)

mamo, that's truly great - suits the anticipation of the movie opening so well...  ;)

Thanks Ingmar - that's the first time I've been called mamo - I like it!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 07, 2007, 03:54:37 AM
Ok, mamo, it'll stick to you now forever !  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 07, 2007, 04:00:58 AM



(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j178/Tasmaniac/jake-gyllenhaal-nyc-01.jpg)


Sis, I just wanted to hug him!  That's all!

But then I saw he was completely NEKKID
and more than happy to get in touch with me...
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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 07, 2007, 04:08:43 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

Ennis! Quit farting about and get in here!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 07, 2007, 04:39:36 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)
Ennis’ Dream
Jack's smooth talkin' city cousin Jordan arrives in Riverton. He asks 50 people where he can find Ennis Del Mar and has the whole town buzzing. He arrives at Ennis' cottage while at the same time around 20 white vans slowly drive past with people hanging out the window. Ennis’ low startle point goes into freefall as his daughters leap from the truck and start fawning over Jordan insisting he stay for coffee.

Ennis says that since Jordan is from Texas coffee is off. All of a sudden Jordan starts to do a strip tease as the white vans start circling ever closer. Just as he is down to his underwear Alma and Jack turn up and both leap on Jordan tearing off his remaining clothes. Ennis jumps into his truck to escape but it won’t start. Jordan jumps into the cab naked and flings his arms around Ennis while Jack and Alma start banging on the window.

Ennis tries to wake up. Then he takes another look at Jordan and changes his mind.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 07, 2007, 04:59:51 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)
Ok, Lureen, are we ready to move from blewsome to Newsome's? Call your daddy, girl. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 07, 2007, 05:19:41 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bike.jpg)
Ennis, only 'bout three seconds were you on that bike.
Next thing I knew, you were flyin' through the air. . .
. . .If you just want to sniff this here saddle, just say so. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 07, 2007, 05:29:05 AM
Great ones the last few pages, tru, Brad, IWIK, Roco [esp. lap], Lyle, R&R. . .LOL

Jo, "I'm not no queer," the "list" one, LMAO!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 07, 2007, 05:43:02 AM
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j178/Tasmaniac/jake-gyllenhaal-nyc-01.jpg)
OK, this is the deal. You marry Ennis, we build you
a cabin on the property in Lightning Flat. He moves in
with me in the main farmhouse. Then, we start workin'
on your citizenship papers. And, no one is the wiser.
Only thing, though, don't expect vaginal intercourse
from him again in the future. . .that is, unless we want
another child. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 07, 2007, 10:20:48 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1748.jpg)

Jack: "I'll marry you, Lureen, but I want one of them prenuptial agreements
and I want it to say that the spouses keep any shirts they bring into the marriage."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 07, 2007, 10:55:32 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie.jpg)

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 07, 2007, 11:01:47 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/heathie.jpg)

Heath:   Honey I already told you, I am attracted you you, not to Jake.  Now please put your shirt on.  We are out in public babe!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 07, 2007, 11:36:50 AM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/heathie.jpg)

Michelle (thinking):

Why on earth does he wear his sunglasses?
I'm perfectly aware he's been staring at my tits
for the last twenty minutes or so...



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 07, 2007, 11:46:53 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1748.jpg)
You need Jimbo & Co. off your ass, and I need my daddy off mine. . .
Deal. . . ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 07, 2007, 11:53:05 AM

(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1748.jpg)


You got sexy curly ear hair, Jack Twist - and I got sexy curly pubic hair!

Wanna see for yaself...?



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 07, 2007, 12:10:00 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

Jack (in the tent):  I ain't got all night Ennis!  Besides the tent is about to burn down with all the scented candles I lit!  Come on, I got flavored massage oil and everything.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 07, 2007, 12:15:20 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1748.jpg)
"What are ya waitin' for, Cowboy?"

"A mutton call. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 07, 2007, 12:40:26 PM
...that's the first time I've been called mamo - I like it!
Instead of IM'ing you, we will now send you mamo-grams.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/heathie.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 07, 2007, 01:01:06 PM
Jack (in the tent):  I ain't got all night Ennis!  Besides the tent is about to burn down with all the scented candles I lit!  Come on, I got flavored massage oil and everything.

...and Johnny Mathis on the radio!


LOL!  Good 'un, Lola! ;D 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 07, 2007, 01:15:19 PM
Jack (in the tent):  I ain't got all night Ennis!  Besides the tent is about to burn down with all the scented candles I lit!  Come on, I got flavored massage oil and everything.

...and Johnny Mathis on the radio!


LOL!  Good 'un, Lola! ;D 

Or maybe a little Barry White?  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 07, 2007, 01:29:44 PM
 ^ ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, baby
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 07, 2007, 01:35:59 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

I find the map and draw a straight line
Over rivers, farms, and state lines
The distance from here to where you'd be
It's only finger-lengths that I see
I touch the place where I'd find your face
My finger in creases of distant dark places

I hang my coat up in the first bar
There is no peace that I've found so far
The laughter penetrates my silence
As drunken men find flaws in science

Their words mostly noises
Ghosts with just voices
Your words in my memory
Are like music to me

I'm miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
I, I pray that something picks me up
And sets me down in your warm arms

After I have travelled so far
We'd set the fire to the third bar
We'd share each other like an island
Until exhausted, close our eyelids
And dreaming, pick up from
The last place we left off
Your soft skin is weeping
A joy you can't keep in

I'm miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
And I, I pray that something picks me up
and sets me down in your warm arms

And miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
and I, I pray that something picks me up
and sets me down in your warm arms


"Set The Fire To The Third Bar"
Snow Patrol (feat. Martha Wainwright)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 07, 2007, 02:06:39 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0244.jpg)

Ennis: "Damn...Hope he don't expect me to be a total bottom."
:D :D     Perfect expression on his face, Brad!!!    :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 07, 2007, 04:13:40 PM
Ennis (thinking): I know, I'll just make me a list, to think real clear about this:

If I do go into the tent, he'll know I want some more lovins';

If I don't go in to the tent,......

End of List.

F*ck It.  I'm at your mercy, Jack.

Love this one, CSI! :D :D
Tx, Tru...!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 07, 2007, 04:16:17 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1748.jpg)

Jack: "I'll marry you, Lureen, but I want one of them prenuptial agreements
and I want it to say that the spouses keep any shirts they bring into the marriage."


{falls heartshot...}
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 07, 2007, 04:16:26 PM
 
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)

RANCH FOREMAN thinking:   
Damn, those two deuces ain't got a clue bout barebackin!

RANCH FOREMAN:   
"Twist, take yer damn spurs off, afore ya circumsize del Mar!"

"Del Mar, quit swattin Twist with yer hat, he's got a low startle point!"



 





 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 07, 2007, 04:22:19 PM
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f192/fritzkep/Hhm.jpg)

RANCH FOREMAN thinking:    Damn, those two deuces ain't got a clue bout barebackin!

RANCH FOREMAN:    Twist, take yer damn spurs off, afore ya circumsize del Mar!

Jack: Heeeyyyy!  How do you know he ain't circumscribed?!

 ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 07, 2007, 04:22:30 PM
Ennis Needs A Little Help
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

Ennis: (sings to himself) "99 bottle of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer, ya takes one down, pass it 'round, 15 bottles o beer on the wall.......9 bottles o beer on the will, 4 bottles o beer......

Jack: "Ennis, get the hell in here NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!"

Ennis: "Wait, Jack, I ain't done yet.....98 bottle o beer on the wall, 24 bottles o beer...."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 07, 2007, 04:30:50 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/bernardh/Brokeback/SNIT-original-1WEB.jpg)

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

"Chasing Cars"
Snow Patrol

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 07, 2007, 04:31:02 PM
 
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/snit-2.jpg)

ENNIS:    Jack, if we're gonna play hide n seek, ya got a do better n that!

JACK:   Your play it your way n I'll play it mine!

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 07, 2007, 04:49:26 PM
 
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/bernardh/Brokeback/SNIT-original-1WEB.jpg)

When I feel that lonesome prairie wind
I let my soul get back to you again

And I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go.

Even though this wasn't meant to be
It's gonna break my heart to watch you leave
But I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go.

Why I'm feelin so, so low
I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go!

I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO ...... Jackie Green
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 07, 2007, 05:34:25 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/Heath/Films/Monsters%20Ball/MB011.jpg)

Summer of 1964 .... Young Ennis del Mar sits in the Signal Wyoming bar waiting for his bud Jack Twist.
When Jack doesn't show, Ennis returns to Riverton and marries Alma Beers.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 07, 2007, 05:36:36 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Lashes2/spuds.jpg)

When Ennis Del Mar was accused of being unnaturally fond of sheep, he hotly denied it.

"I can't stand no mutton," he glared. "What I like is a juicy slab of beef."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 07, 2007, 06:43:37 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_1748.jpg)
You need Jimbo & Co. off your ass, and I need my daddy off mine. . .
Deal. . . ?


Spot on!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 07, 2007, 06:58:48 PM
...that's the first time I've been called mamo - I like it!
Instead of IM'ing you, we will now send you mamo-grams.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/heathie.jpg)

Very clever Lyle! Is this what a mamo-gram looks like?


(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/tee2.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 07, 2007, 06:59:08 PM
 
'..... Jackie Green[/center]
Quote
Tell ya whut, roco, that makes me wanna cry...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 07, 2007, 07:03:35 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

Jack: I see royandronnie's been made a mod in here. Tell you what, she better not go all Aguirre on us, with rules and shit. I hate rules.

Ennis: But rules is important, Jack. Without rules, it's just chaos. Remember what Neitzsche done said: "out of chaos, comes order."

Jack: Aw, blow it out your ass, Ennis.


(With fond thoughts of Blazing Saddles)
Uh, hello, everybody. Deputy Sherriff royandronnie here. "Rules" didn't do Ennis and Jack any kindnesses, but we here do have to have some, and the ones I'm going to mention (again) here refer to Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits.

When our own CellarDweller set up that thread, he asked that posters in there

1. Not post anything but other posts, as quotes. Please do not post replies that consist only of praise for other posts. Mostly, that rule has been followed, but there have been several instances of this, and those posts will be removed. That's pretty painless.

2. This is not a rule, but there have been several duplications. These posts also are going--whoever quotes a post first gets to "keep" it. Also pretty painless.

3. This one's a lot harder: PLEASE do not quote NEW posts. One reason for this is simple: duplication. Six months from now, there could be a hundred or two pages in this thread, and no one's going to remember if a post from December has already been quoted. POSTS MORE RECENT THAN JULY 31st ARE GOING TO BE DELETED, FOR NOW. (The thread is actually working its way through June, but only duplicated July posts will be removed.) This is going to include numerous side-splitting or poignant posts, and I know enforcement of this rule is irritating. We all love a lot of those "instant classics." But the rule is a good idea, and Chuck decided on it for a reason. So, with apologies, we're going to keep Greatest Hits a "classics" thread and force all the caps to stand the test of time. So whoever gets back to these posts a few months from now, gets to claim them… Meanwhile, if any of your quotes are deleted, you will be sent a copy and link or links to those original posts, and if you want to repost them when the thread moves into that month, you will have the inside track.

Now, a little tech support! It has been noticed that only a few posters contribute the lion's share of the quotes. We're hoping the reason for this is that a lot of people, especially those who have dial-up, took one look at the prospect of scrolling through the thread page by page by page by page and gave up. So here is the short cut:

1. Click on "profile" to bring up your profile.
2. Click on "show posts."
3. Find the last caption you quoted, and click on the green title at the top which identifies the original poster and date of posting.
4. This will take you straight to the original of the last post you quoted, on page 1 or page 1001, and you're set to search out more posts!

Once again, I'm sorry we have to take out a lot of great posts for now, but it's all in the service of making PC Greatest Hits a streamlined digest of member favorites.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 07, 2007, 07:05:42 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)

Then I saw your face ... now I'm a believer!


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 07, 2007, 07:58:54 PM
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

ENNIS:   Whut was royandronnie talkin bout?

JACK:   Damned if I know, pass me the whiskey!


 

 

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 07, 2007, 08:06:03 PM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbruised.jpg)

Damn Ennis, when I said give me one more poke before ya leave, this ain't whut I meant!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 07, 2007, 08:12:53 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/JackEnnis.jpg)


Jack: And then royandronnie says to me, "PLEASE do not quote NEW posts. One reason for this is simple: duplication. Six months from now, there could be a hundred or two pages in this thread, and no one's going to remember if a post from December has already been quoted...blah, blah, blah...."

Ennis: Whut?

Jack: I know, I didn't git it neither. But I think he wuz tellin' us he's tryin' to get in there and untangle them quoted posts outta ours.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 07, 2007, 08:19:12 PM
 
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/JackEnnis.jpg)

ENNIS:   Damn Jack, I ain't never seen eyes as purty as yours!

JACK:   Whut?

ENNIS:   I said, pass me yer lighter.

JACK:   Oh, ok.



 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 07, 2007, 08:56:02 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Well, well, well!  So now Miss royandronnie is an all high and mighty hall monitor, already kickin' ass and takin' names!  And I thought she was my only ally around here!  We are soooo much alike!  Well, congratulations, I guess.  But I'm pissed I didn't get an invitation to the investiture ceremony!  Did ya' have to kneel before a queen?!  He he he. 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 07, 2007, 09:27:33 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/PicD.jpg)

Aguirre: You photocaptioneer stiffs ain't never no good.

Jack: We just got a problem with authority friend!

Ennis: Speak for yourself Jack!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 07, 2007, 09:59:59 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Well, well, well!  So now Miss royandronnie is an all high and mighty hall monitor, already kickin' ass and takin' names!  And I thought she was my only ally around here!  We are soooo much alike!  Well, congratulations, I guess.  But I'm pissed I didn't get an invitation to the investiture ceremony!  Did ya' have to kneel before a queen?!  He he he. 
:o :o :o  OMG, Tru.... ;D ;D ;D

Oh, brother....I can see R&R now, making the first entry in her Photocaptions Greatest Smackdowns diary.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 07, 2007, 10:14:52 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbruised.jpg)

Jack (thinks): Does this here bruise qualify as a greatest hit ?
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


As a matter of fact, I would say it qualifies as one of the greatest hits of all time. Whether or not anyone waits six months to quote it.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 07, 2007, 10:18:33 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Well, well, well!  So now Miss royandronnie is an all high and mighty hall monitor, already kickin' ass and takin' names!  And I thought she was my only ally around here!  We are soooo much alike!  Well, congratulations, I guess.  But I'm pissed I didn't get an invitation to the investiture ceremony!  Did ya' have to kneel before a queen?!  He he he. 

You better hurry about attending the reception, Sir Tru. IWIK is probably boiling the tar and plucking the feathers after losing a pile of posts today. Can't say I blame him. Just tryin to help. Really. But by tomorrow, all you might find of me is the Delete key…
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 07, 2007, 10:25:24 PM
Summer of 1964 .... Young Ennis del Mar sits in the Signal Wyoming bar waiting for his bud Jack Twist.
When Jack doesn't show, Ennis returns to Riverton and marries Alma Beers
AWW! Not fair!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 07, 2007, 10:26:46 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"We're confused...are we MOO-ving?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 07, 2007, 10:35:45 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbruised.jpg)

Jack (thinks): Does this here bruise qualify as a greatest hit ?
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

oooh,,good one, T!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 08, 2007, 04:55:27 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"Look over there. . .in that arroyo, Li'l Ennis. See what happens, when rules aren't followed? The slaughter house comes to Y O U . . ."

"Rules or no rules, I think we all get ground up in the end, Momma. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 08, 2007, 05:13:54 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
"They're deletin' posts left and right here. Thank God I got my hands planted firmly on mine. . ."

"B O B B Y  !  Put that away, dear. . .
. . .Jack. . . . . . . . . .should we be lookin' into growth hormone treatments. . . ?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 08, 2007, 05:29:46 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbruised.jpg)
I understand, Ennis. . .you love me so much. . .you could just  k i l l  me. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 08, 2007, 05:57:00 AM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/cptn0.jpg)
"Black? Sugar?"

"Nah, just 'cream'. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 08, 2007, 06:27:39 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie.jpg)

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
Lets get absolutely soaking wet!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 08, 2007, 07:44:56 AM


(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/cptn0.jpg)


One Sunday morning in early February,

having made love with his partner Jeff,

John Twist decided all of a sudden

that swallowing wasn't fun anymore...







Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 08, 2007, 08:10:53 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/bent.jpg)

ASTRO-HEATH:   HAL .... open the pod bay doors HAL!!

HAL:   Sorry Heath ... that is not a viable option!
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 08, 2007, 08:42:03 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
"They're deletin' posts left and right here. Thank God I got my hands planted firmly on mine. . ."

"B O B B Y  !  Put that away, dear. . .
. . .Jack. . . . . . . . . .should we be lookin' into growth hormone treatments. . . ?"


Even so, Bobby was haunted by dreams in which he woke up to find his post GONE. This went a long way toward explaining his later obsession with information security.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 08, 2007, 08:57:49 AM
 
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)

BOBBY:   Mama, is it true ... a post in the hand is worth two in the bush?

LUREEN:   I don't know dear, ask yer daddy.

BOBBY:   Daddy !!!

JACK:    Whut  .... speak up you two ... I must be goin deaf or somethin!  Damn, why'r my palms so itchy?
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 08, 2007, 11:27:13 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ledger_sd722888_400.jpg)

Heath & Michelle:  Look at them, with the new rules the caption people are all scared to post now.  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 08, 2007, 12:02:11 PM
BOBBY:   Mama, is it true ... a post in the hand is worth two in the bush?

LUREEN:   I don't know dear, ask yer daddy.

BOBBY:   Daddy !!!

JACK:    Whut  .... speak up you two ... I must be goin deaf or somethin!  Damn, why'r my palms so itchy?


(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Bobby.jpg)


BOBBY:   Listen up this time Alexandra Graham Belle. I want to know if a post in the hand is worth two in the bush?

JACK:    Dunno. Never give it much thought. Don't think about bushes much.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 08, 2007, 03:05:58 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Heathscrunchedup.jpg)

Ennis: Can ya stop sulkin' there Jack? It ain't my fault Don Wroe's cabin only got a single bed with
a lumpy mattress. At least it's better than the pup tent. At least it don't smell a cat's piss.

Jack: Yeah. It's smells a your horse shit instead!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 08, 2007, 03:12:13 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ledger_sd722888_400.jpg)

Alma finally pursuaded Ennis to smarten up and attend the church social.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 08, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/fight8-1.jpg)

Watch where you're puttin' that elbow Ennis!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 08, 2007, 04:50:39 PM
 
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f400/hayek_uk/fight8-1.jpg)

" Damn it Ennis, this ain't whut I call fore-play!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 08, 2007, 05:01:53 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/candy_a_002.jpg)
"Alma, you were right, honey! They ARE hirin' over at the power company and I just got accepted inta the Junior Executive program! Drop the girls at your sister's house. I'm takin' you ta the Knife and Fork!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 08, 2007, 06:55:14 PM
 
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/candy_a_002.jpg)

Hey Rodeo, I'm home. I just sold our life story for a million bucks!
We're movin ta Hollywood!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 08, 2007, 07:26:46 PM

The old Del Mar place in Sage: After the “accident” there was no one to care for me. So I just
go on existing, an empty shell, with only my memories to warm me in the howling wind.
Sometimes I wish the wind would blow me down and end my loneliness. You know?


Ennis: I know.
 
 

Oh boy, thanks so much for cheering me up  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 08, 2007, 07:45:58 PM

Oh boy, thanks so much for cheering me up  :'( :'( :'( :'(

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5196/comicsmq6.gif)

Dance faster Ollie, we've got to cheer-up our Angel!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 09, 2007, 02:15:37 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/penquins.gif)

Bet Stan and Ollie can't keep up with us! Cheer up Minnie!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 09, 2007, 02:30:46 AM
Hey Rodeo, I'm home. I just sold our life story for a million bucks!
We're movin ta Hollywood!

Oh, that's so cute! If only it were true...  :'(

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 09, 2007, 02:42:51 AM

Lola, precious pic princess,
congrats to your up-and-coming 5,000 posts!  ;) Yee-haw!   :D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 09, 2007, 02:55:11 AM
mamo & roco - a perfect and perfectly delightful pair!! Thank you both - you made me laugh.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 09, 2007, 03:02:46 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/roadie.jpg)

Jack! You have no idea how bad it gets!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 09, 2007, 03:25:50 AM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=brokeback/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=14qlap16b/EXP=1138842805/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/jake_gyllenhaal/brokeback1.jpg)

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?

I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 09, 2007, 04:38:54 AM
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=brokeback/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=14qlap16b/EXP=1138842805/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/focus_features/brokeback_mountain/jake_gyllenhaal/brokeback1.jpg)
. . .Yup, I'm in love and I'm sayin' it in red. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 09, 2007, 04:47:26 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/roadie.jpg)
This is my penance, for leavin' you, Jack. . .hot, dirty work. . .breakin' my back. . .haulin' to and fro. . .just like with you, Jack. . .almost like ploughin' that furrow of yours. . .fillin' that steamin' hole with hot, sticky. . . . . . .someone. . .can I get some  W A T E R  over here. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 09, 2007, 04:57:38 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Heathscrunchedup.jpg)
Ennis, Ennis, just drove 14 hours to get here. Hell, boy, it's just that when I found out you
wanted to get canned, I figured  I  might have somethin' to do with it. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 09, 2007, 05:14:50 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaembrace.jpg)
"See, Alma. . . ? See how Jack goes all the way down on it. . . ?"

"Who's J A C K ? !"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 09, 2007, 05:50:08 AM

Lola, precious pic princess,
congrats to your up-and-coming 5,000 posts!  ;) Yee-haw!   :D

OMG that is scary, I never even noticed! lol

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/hairfurjak.jpg)

Baby it's cold outside!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 09, 2007, 05:58:45 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/hairfurjak.jpg)
Creamsicle, Jack. . . ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 09, 2007, 07:34:16 AM
*Tough Guy Chuck walks into thread*

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/chuck.gif)


Guys and dolls, let's remember this is not a chat thread.  It's topic specific to photo captions, which state that you need images from Brokeback with captions, or Non Brokeback images with Brokeback related captions.


If you have funny animations or jokes and stuff, they are welcome on the "Bring Your Humor Here" thread, which you can find at this link.

http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=208.0


Thank you!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 09, 2007, 07:48:14 AM
THE AMERICAN UNCONSCIOUS GOES BROKEBACK
(http://starbulletin.com/2005/04/09/features/art1c.jpg)
And when I knelt, I placed my hands on either side of his hips and when Mike Jones asked if I were queer and I said "no," he said "me, neither," and it was then I realized we were both giving Oscar Award-wininng performances and then Tony Curtis mysteriously popped in my head and then Mike suddenly popped his into mine and it was then I felt the need to get away and start up a cow-and-calf operation in ol' Mexico and. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Green on February 09, 2007, 08:43:22 AM
^^^  http://www.ifilm.com/video/2819686/collection/18373/minisite/superbowl

 ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 09, 2007, 09:42:33 AM
THE COMMERCIAL THAT SNICKERS SHOULD HAVE MADE

Guy on left: You know I ain’t queer.

Guy on right: Me neither.

Guy on left: Dude, we better do something real manly so everybody’ll know we ain’t queer.

Guy on right: Well, we could each marry a woman and have kids and lead miserable lives for decades.

(Long pause.)

Both: No way!

Guy on left: Wanna share another Snickers?

Guy on right: You bet!

 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)

BRAVO!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Green on February 09, 2007, 10:30:03 AM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/BBM007/Fun/BrokebackSwatch.jpg)

Brokeback Swatch
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 09, 2007, 03:38:56 PM

KEEPIN' IT COWBOY
(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/002p4a6e/tc8b4z)
"Don't honey-fuggle me no more, Ennis!"

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 09, 2007, 04:37:19 PM
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

ENNIS:   I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.

JACK:   Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.


 

 

 

 
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 09, 2007, 04:51:13 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Bobby.jpg)

BOBBY:   Mama, how come Roco has all them posts? Is he a pervert or somethin?

LUREEN:   I don't know dear, ask yer Daddy.

BOBBY:   Daddy!

JACK:   I don't know nuthin bout no posts ...  my hard-drive ain't been workin lately!

LUREEN:   That's fer DAMN sure!






 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: playitagain on February 09, 2007, 04:56:25 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

ENNIS:   I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.

JACK:   Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.


Hey Roco!  It was really great to see you come over from Jake Watch to this forum.  You've really energized the threat (whoops  typo!  kept it!)  with ur great pictures and sexy self.  Huzzah, honey!  Love ya'!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 09, 2007, 05:03:13 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/fishing.jpg)

You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/fishing2.jpg)

Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 09, 2007, 05:10:18 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

ENNIS:   I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.

JACK:   Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.


Hey Roco!  It was really great to see you come over from Jake Watch to this forum.  You've really energized the threat (whoops  typo!  kept it!)  with ur great pictures and sexy self.  Huzzah, honey!  Love ya'!


Ennis: Roco's really energized the place, ain't he, Jack?

Jack: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 ;D

Congrats on being in the 1000+ Club!  Did you get a key to the thread's executive washroom?   ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 09, 2007, 05:12:11 PM
You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?
Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.

I love this, MM!! :'( :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 09, 2007, 05:23:10 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

ENNIS:   I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.

JACK:   Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.


Ennis:   And Lola, she's got over 5,000!

Jack:   Yea big mouth on that one, like I said, pass me the whiskey.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 09, 2007, 05:26:27 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

ENNIS:  Roco tells me, he gets ta use the exutive forum restroom now.

JACK:   Yep, it's right over yonder.

Ennis:    Hope he brought air freshner with'm!

JACK:   Ain't likely, he thinks his  &%$#  don't stink!

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/Outhouse.gif)


 
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 09, 2007, 05:29:56 PM
You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?
Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.

I love this, MM!! :'( :)

Me too. :)

roco congrats on your 1000 posts (plus all the ones you made in your 'There can be only one' days.)! ;D You're great. :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 09, 2007, 05:37:33 PM
roco, congrats on 1,000-allow me to echo how much life has been pumped into this, um, thread with your arrival!!

Lola-over 5,000 coming up!!!! Congrats!! funny stuff on Photocaps lately :) :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 09, 2007, 06:24:52 PM
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

ENNIS:   That Lola, sure has been a busy little lady!

JACK:   Busy is, as busy does.

ENNIS:    Whut the Hell does that mean?

Jack:   Who cares, pass me the damn whiskey!


 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 09, 2007, 08:47:37 PM

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/fishing.jpg)
Hey, Ennis! Down here quick! Got somethin I want ya to help me with.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/fishing2.jpg)
Okay bud, I'll help ya catch him but you gotta promise to throw Roco back once you stop playin with him,
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 09, 2007, 09:49:50 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/tent2.jpg)

That tent sure as hell don’t look right Jack.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/tent3.jpg)

Do these jeans make my bum look too big Ennis?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 09, 2007, 10:40:26 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)

All the earth, though it were full of kind hearts, is but a desolation and a desert place to a mother
when her only child is absent. - Elizabeth Gaskell
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 09, 2007, 10:43:32 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_018_jpg.jpg)

Never fret for an only son. The idea of failure will never occur to him. - George Bernard Shaw


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 10, 2007, 03:52:49 AM

tfmisc, I just love the two hard-on cartoons! Hilarious!  :D Made my day...!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 10, 2007, 03:58:17 AM
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)

Jack: got som'n to tell ya...remember that shirt you lost up on BBM?

Ennis: ....yep.....

Jack: gimme the whiskey back, I'll tell ya what happened to it...

Ennis: whiskey's finished.

Jack; Oh, that's too bad.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 10, 2007, 06:10:50 AM
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8608/bb6560ro.jpg)

Your folks stop at Pedro?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 10, 2007, 07:37:08 AM
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
 
JACK:   That young Adrian feller been on the Forum fer a year now.

Ennis:    The Hell you say!

JACK:    Yep, it's a real popular place.

ENNIS:   They got nude photos or somethin?

JACK:    Naw, they just talk about us n bulllshit among themselves.

ENNIS:    Yeh ... well, whatever trips yer trigger.

JACK:    How bout, instead a makin love ta that bottle, ya make love ta me, Cowboy!

ENNIS:   YOU BET!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 10, 2007, 08:28:25 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)


"Want some coffee, don't ya? Piece a cherry cake??  Couple a hundred classic photocap duplication deletions??"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 10, 2007, 09:15:37 AM

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)


Whut?  Ty Pennington?  "Extreme Makeover:  Home Edition"?  Never heard of them.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 10, 2007, 09:16:38 AM


(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)


Whut? Stacey & Clinton? "TLC'S What Not To Wear"? Never heard of them.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 10, 2007, 09:37:07 AM
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f245/carol8159/jakeblack.jpg)

Conclusive proof, that Jake's fans SQUIRT for him!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 10, 2007, 09:37:50 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)

Whut? Carson, Jai, Thom, Kyan and Ted? "Queeer Eye for the Straight Guy"? Never heard of them.   Did my son Jack send you?


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 10, 2007, 09:50:04 AM

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/fishing2.jpg)
Okay bud, I'll help ya catch him but you gotta promise to throw Roco back once you stop playin with him,


ROCO:   Oh yeh ..... Once you go roco, you'll neve throw em back!

ENNIS:   Mabe this ain't such a good idea after all!

JACK:   Yeh, he does look like a horney little bastard.

ROCO:  Ya just ain't whistlin DIXIE, fellas!

JACK:   I know that one, where's my harmonica?

ENNIS:   Now look what ya done Roco, ya little shit!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 10, 2007, 10:01:10 AM
(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/002p4a6e/tc8b4z)

Alma:  Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! Roco, Roco Nasty! You don't go up there to fish!   How many nasty boys you had Ennis?

Ennis:  Plenty
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 10, 2007, 10:05:20 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/385344997_a82c050ab7.jpg)

I been working so hard
Keep punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I get this feeling
That time's just holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Tonight I gotta cut

(Chorus)

Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes ...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 10, 2007, 10:27:55 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Ennis: Why did Mini Angel think you needed help catchin' Roco?

Jack: I dunno.  That wasn't no trouble at all.  He come right to me when I called him.  It was the throwin' him back part I needed help with.

Ennis: Hell, you needed more than help; you needed the National Guard!  How did you finally get rid of him?

Jack: I told him there was a pair of my underwear at the bottom of the river... ain't seen him for awhile.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 10, 2007, 11:21:20 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jackbruised.jpg)
Time to fly soul-o, Cowboy. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 10, 2007, 11:31:52 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/385344997_a82c050ab7.jpg)
Until two minutes ago, life was so cut and dry. . .

. . .It just got cumplexed. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 10, 2007, 12:03:22 PM

Jack: got som'n to tell ya...remember that shirt you lost up on BBM?

Ennis: ....yep.....

Jack: gimme the whiskey back, I'll tell ya what happened to it...

Ennis: whiskey's finished.

Jack; Oh, that's too bad.....
This one's GREAT, Jo. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 10, 2007, 04:01:02 PM

Jack: got som'n to tell ya...remember that shirt you lost up on BBM?

Ennis: ....yep.....

Jack: gimme the whiskey back, I'll tell ya what happened to it...

Ennis: whiskey's finished.

Jack; Oh, that's too bad.....
This one's GREAT, Jo. . .
Tx, Bob! glad you appreciated absurdities... ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 10, 2007, 04:05:13 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)

Sorry, the only red carpet I ever seen is that time the big ol bastard spat out his cherry cake when Jack tol 'im he finally found out why his daddy talked so admirin' about rodeo clowns...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 10, 2007, 06:34:57 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)

Whut? Carson, Jai, Thom, Kyan and Ted? "Queeer Eye for the Straight Guy"? Never heard of them.   Did my son Jack send you?

(http://epguides.com/QueerEyefortheStraightGuy/cast.jpg)

They all look at each other.
Tom: Did Jack send us?
Carson rolls his eyes: Can you say Marshmallow Cream-Filled Delight? Did he EVER! Straight to Heaven, sweetie!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 10, 2007, 08:09:13 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Ennis: Why did Mini Angel think you needed help catchin' Roco?

Jack: I dunno.  That wasn't no trouble at all.  He come right to me when I called him.  It was the throwin' him back part I needed help with.

Ennis: Hell, you needed more than help; you needed the National Guard!  How did you finally get rid of him?

Jack: I told him there was a pair of my underwear at the bottom of the river... ain't seen him for awhile.

Roco dashes past with a pair of wet underware wrapped around his head, laughing hysterically.

ENNIS:   Dammit Jack, that was my last pair of under-drawers.

JACK:   Yeh, but he don't know that.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Boris on February 11, 2007, 02:46:32 AM
Aeons ago there were discussion about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady:

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0069.jpg)

The Lord above made liquor for temptation,
To see if man could turn away from sin.
The Lord above made liquor for temptation-but
With a little bit of luck, With a little bit of luck,
When temptation comes you'll give right in!
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck you'll give right in.
Oh, you can walk the straight and narrow;
But with a little bit of luck You'll run amuck!


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0178.jpg)

Tonight, old man, you did it!
You did it! You did it! You said that you would do it,
And indeed you did. I thought that you would rue it;
I doubted you'd do it. But now I must admit it
That succeed you did. You should get a medal
Or be even made a knight. 


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0320.jpg)

How kind of you to let me come!

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0392.jpg)

Don't talk of stars Burning above; If you're in love,
Show me! Tell me no dreams
Filled with desire. If you're on fire,
Show me! Here we are together in the middle of the night!
Don't talk of spring! Just hold me tight!
Anyone who's ever been in love'll tell you that
This is no time for a chat! Haven't your lips
Longed for my touch? Don't say how much,
Show me! Show me! Don't talk of love lasting through time.
Make me no undying vow. Show me now!
Sing me no song! Read me no rhyme!
Don't waste my time, Show me!
Don't talk of June, Don't talk of fall!
Don't talk at all! Show me!
Never do I ever want to hear another word.
There isn't one I haven't heard.
Here we are together in what ought to be a dream;
Day one more word and I'll scream!
Haven't your arms Hungered for mine?
Please don't "expl'ine," Show me! Show me!
Don't wait until wrinkles and lines
Pop out all over my brow,
Show me now!




(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0538.jpg)

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
I've grown accustomed to his face.
He almost makes the day begin.
I've grown accustomed to the tune that
He whistles night and noon.
His smiles, her frowns,
His ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now;
Like breathing out and breathing in.
I was serenely independent and content before we met;
Surely I could always be that way again-
And yet
I've grown accustomed to his look;
Accustomed to his voice;
Accustomed to his face.

[Spoken]
"Marry Alma." What an infantile idea. What a heartless,
wicked, brainless thing to do. But he'll regret, he'll
regret it. It's doomed before they even take the vow!


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0543.jpg)

But I'm so used to hear him say
"Good morning" ev'ry day.
His joys, his woes,
His highs, his lows,
Are second nature to me now;
Like breathing out and breathing in.
I'm very grateful he’s a man
And so easy to forget;
Rather like a habit
One can always break-
And yet,
I've grown accustomed to the trace
Of something in the air;
Accustomed to his face.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Boris on February 11, 2007, 03:06:15 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0620.jpg)

Well after all, I'm an ordinary man,
Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance,
to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants...
An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,
Who likes to live his life, free of strife,
doing whatever he thinks is best, for him,
Well... just an ordinary man...
BUT, Let a woman in your life and your serenity is through,
she'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome,
and then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you...
Let a woman in your life, and you're up against a wall,
make a plan and you will find,
that she has something else in mind,
and so rather than do either you do something else
that neither likes at all You want to talk of Keats and Milton,
she only wants to talk of love,
You go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching
for her glove, Let a woman in your life
and you invite eternal strife,
Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands...
I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling
than to ever let a woman in my life, I'm a very gentle man,
even tempered and good natured
who you never hear complain,
Who has the milk of human kindness
by the quart in every vein,
A patient man am I, down to my fingertips,
the sort who never could, ever would,
let an insulting remark escape his lips
Very gentle man...



(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0745.jpg)

But, Let a woman in your life,
and patience hasn't got a chance,
she will beg you for advice, your reply will be concise,
and she will listen very nicely, and then go out
and do exactly what she wants!!!
You are a man of grace and polish,
who never spoke above a hush,
all at once you're using language that would make
a sailor blush, Let a woman in your life,
and you're plunging in a knife,
Let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks,
I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition
than to ever let a woman in my life I'm a quiet living man,
who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room,
who likes an atmosphere as restful as
an undiscovered tomb,
A pensive man am I, of philosophical joys,
who likes to meditate, contemplate,
far for humanities mad inhuman noise,
Quiet living man....
But, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through,
in a line that never ends comes an army of her friends,
come to jabber and to chatter
and to tell her what the matter is with YOU!,
she'll have a booming boisterous family,
who will descend on you en mass,
she'll have a large wagnarian mother,
with a voice that shatters glass,
Let a woman in your life,
Let a woman in your life,
Let a woman in your life I shall never let a woman in my life



(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0824.jpg)

All at once am I Several stories high.
Knowing I'm on the street where you live.
Are there lilac trees in the heart of town?
Can you hear a lark in any other part of town?
Does enchantment pour Out of ev'ry door?
No, it's just on the street where you live!
And oh! The towering feeling
Just to know somehow you are near.
The overpowering feeling
That any second you may suddenly appear!
People stop and stare. They don't bother me.
For there's no where else on earth that I would rather be.
Let the time go by, I won't care if I
Can be here on the street where you live.


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm160.jpg)

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0909.jpg)

My head's too light to try to set it down! Sleep! Sleep!
I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown!
I could have danced all night!
I could have danced all night!
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once My heart took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have danced,
danced, danced all night!



(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm1009.jpg)

All I want is a room somewhere,
Far away from the cold night air.
With one enormous chair,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still.
I would never budge 'till spring
Crept over me windowsill.
Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee,
Warm an' tender as 'e can be. 'ho takes good care of me,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/19.jpg)

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm1342.jpg)

Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?

Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?



(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/061_zkrocena_hora.jpg)

What a fool I was, what dominated fool,
to think that you were the earth and the sky,
What a fool I was, What an elevated fool,
What a mutton-headed dote was I!
No, my reverberated friend,
you are not the beginning and the end.


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm1702.jpg)

Touch and my heart begins to crumble,
The heaven's tumble, Darling, and I'm...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 11, 2007, 03:38:51 AM
By Jove, I think he's got it!

Absolutely brill, Boris!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 04:00:48 AM

Jari, this musical of yours is truly fantastic...!  :D

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 04:01:58 AM
Jake: You spread your legs, and you breath deeply,
and you moan like this, and…
Maggie: I don’t need a lesson in how to give birth!
Jake: Who’s talking about giving birth?


Excellent - my weekend's favourite caption!  ;D

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 04:22:48 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m121/MEEOOOWWW/jakeheathbeach.jpg?t=1171144894)



After years of living and partying
together in Mexico,
Jack and Ennis,
a cute couple if there ever was one,
simply decided
that lazy beach-boying in Acapulco
suited them best.




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 11, 2007, 04:33:50 AM
Brokeback My Fair Lady - inspired!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 11, 2007, 04:54:25 AM
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3475462%3B%3B%7Ffp33%3B%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D32338%3A%3C953776nu0mrj)

Pedro: Senor Jack! Don’t you remember me? I was shepherding up zee mountain too.

Jack: Pedro! Hi! How come you’re doing this?

Pedro: The bottom fell out of the sheep business so I had to get back on top.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 11, 2007, 04:58:55 AM
The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/Ennisinbarnedgeeffects.png)b]



The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/ennisathome.png)



The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/jackdriving.png)



The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/truthis.png)



The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/EnnisCemetery2.jpg)



The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/brokebackshirtLnk.jpg)


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 05:22:51 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 :'(    :'(    :'(    :'(     :'(     :'(     :'(     :'(

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 05:36:11 AM


(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)

Jack/Jake (thinking) :


I wish I knew how to take off his bathrobe!



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 11, 2007, 06:07:43 AM
 


(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)

JACK/JAKE  thinking:   Please Dear God,  don't let him take off that bathrobe!

 




 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 06:18:52 AM

 


(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)

JACK/JAKE  thinking:   Why do I always happen to fall in love with older guys
whose outfit is completely tasteless?



 

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 11, 2007, 06:23:36 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m121/MEEOOOWWW/jakeheathbeach.jpg?t=1171144894)



After years of living and partying
together in Mexico,
Jack and Ennis,
a cute couple if there ever was one,
simply decided
that lazy beach-boying in Acapulco
suited them best.







waaauw!!! nice pic ::)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 11, 2007, 06:32:36 AM
Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)

Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So  I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 07:32:20 AM


(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/386530284_f9519bf78b.jpg)


Jack (thinking, in joyful anticipation):


Wow, Ennis is growing a woodie once again...
Lunchtime!




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: dylan on February 11, 2007, 07:32:26 AM



(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/neverenough1.jpg)

Shake hands, we shall never be friends, all’s over;
I only vex you the more I try.


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)

All’s wrong that ever I’ve done or said,
And nought to help it in this dull head:


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/goodbye3.jpg)

Shake hands, here’s luck, good-bye.




(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/dangerroad4.jpg)

But if you come to a road where danger
Or guilt or anguish or shame’s to share,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/theladthatlovesyoutrue5.jpg)

Be good to the lad that loves you true
And the soul that was born to die for you,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/whistleandIllbethere6.jpg)

And whistle and I’ll be there.


-- A. E. Housman


I try to hope that in the trailer, Ennis did feel a sense of Jack’s presence;
that Jack was still there with him:
in the shirts, in the postcard, in the wind, in the temporary silences,
in the open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe …

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 11, 2007, 07:48:28 AM
You don't post much, but you sure get your point across.  :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 07:53:45 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Amen to that!

Great work, dylan, admirable.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 09:26:47 AM
Beautiful as always, dylan.  I love your posts.   :-* :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 11, 2007, 10:01:10 AM
Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So  I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!

:'( :'( :'(         Jason, we are not worthy!!!      :-* :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 11, 2007, 10:06:53 AM
But if you come to a road where danger
Or guilt or anguish or shame’s to share,
Be good to the lad that loves you true
And the soul that was born to die for you


I try to hope ...
in the open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe
Wonderful, Dylan!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 10:11:40 AM
Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So  I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!

:'( :'( :'(         Jason, we are not worthy!!!      :-* :-*

I agree, jason, that was terrific!  :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 10:28:15 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1298.jpg)
Jack: Howdy, Mr. Aguirre.  Was wonderin’ if you’d be needin’ any help up on Brokeback?


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0129.jpg)
Aguirre: Good morning, Mr. Twist.  Coffee?  I’ll need you to submit an online application and I also have to ask you a few questions.  Is your perspective on life glass half-full or half-empty?  What are your strengths and weaknesses?  What do you think your last three employers would say about you?  What…


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1301.jpg)
Jack: Uh... Mr. Aguirre??


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0132.jpg)
Aguirre: Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new Human Resources policies I gotta follow.  OK, so where was I, oh yeah... where do you see yourself five years from now?  Suppose you’re the shepherd in charge of 800 sheep; what would be your approach to team-building?  How would you maximize cross-functionalities while minimizing process losses...  


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1322.jpg)
Aguirre: Twist... Twist?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 10:30:27 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Brilliant!  :D :D :D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 11, 2007, 11:02:06 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-1.jpg)

Jake (rewriting the script): 

Ennis Del Mar: You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?

Jack Twist: [Casually] Well... maybe you oughta get out of there, you know? Find yourself someplace different. Maybe Texas.

Ennis Del Mar:  You're right, screw it, lets go to Texas, just the two of us Jack!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 11, 2007, 11:03:20 AM
Dylan. You made me cry! :(

Tru. You made me laugh out loud! :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 11, 2007, 11:08:28 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/MichelleWilliams.jpg)

Michelle:   yea but then Ang said "cut" and you two just kept on kissing, that is the part I didn't get.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 11, 2007, 11:12:30 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/normal_Image000017E131.jpg)

Heath:  Uh yea the loves scenes were REALLY HARD to do!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 11, 2007, 12:23:39 PM
Heath:  Uh yea the loves scenes were REALLY HARD to do!
:D :D :D    (http://www.davecullen.com/forum/avatars/Actors/Claudia_Schiffer.jpg)     :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 11, 2007, 12:24:14 PM
Aeons ago there were discussions about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady...

Yari, this was great!
Just loverly...thank you!

Inspired by you:

MY FAIR LAD
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb222.jpg)"All I want is a tent somewhere..."
"Far away from a stranger's stare"(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb277.jpg)
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb224.jpg)"Calvin Klein underwear!"
"Oh, wouldn't it be..."(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb214.jpg)"F A B U L O U S!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 11, 2007, 12:27:25 PM
 :D :D :D   Lyle (Mooska), Jari et al !!!   Sometimes y'all make life worth livin!     :D ;) :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 11, 2007, 12:34:59 PM
Jack Finds Rich For Advice

Jason, Jason, Jason,
Three cheers to you!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 11, 2007, 12:39:59 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1322.jpg)
Aguirre: Twist... Twist?

Tru, loved it!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 11, 2007, 12:52:41 PM
I try to hope that in the trailer, Ennis did feel a sense of Jack’s presence; that Jack was still there with him: in the shirts, in the postcard, in the wind, in the temporary silences, in the open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe …

Very nice post, Dylan.  Jack is there with Ennis...
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_ghost.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 11, 2007, 01:02:24 PM
I singled out a couple posts, but, really, everyone stand and take a bow!  A truly stellar Sunday morning, February 11, 2007!
magicmountain
ingmarnicebbmt
tfmisc
janjo
lola
roco
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 11, 2007, 01:12:10 PM
I singled out a couple posts, but, really, everyone stand and take a bow!  A truly stellar Sunday morning, February 11, 2007!
magicmountain
ingmarnicebbmt
tfmisc
janjo
lola
roco

Thanks sweetie!  :-*  I don't say much, but honestly everyone in here is great, they really are!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 11, 2007, 01:23:12 PM
I singled out a couple posts, but, really, everyone stand and take a bow!  A truly stellar Sunday morning, February 11, 2007!
magicmountain
ingmarnicebbmt
tfmisc
janjo
lola
roco

What Lyle said..truly impressive. esp Jason's 'Rich'; Janjo's 'miss you so much' and the 'just whistle' poem. Beautifully done.

Dylan, always nice when you come around; Lola, perfect matches once again of photo and cap!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 11, 2007, 01:26:41 PM

Aguirre: Twist... Twist?

Tru: Damn, why didn't I think of this at some point??  I face it every day!!  Truly brilliant...!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: fritzkep on February 11, 2007, 01:33:10 PM
:D :D :D   Lyle, Jari et al !!!   Sometimes y'all make life worth livin!     :D ;) :-*

Amen to that, Widge!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 01:40:20 PM
Aeons ago there were discussions about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady...

Yari, this was great!
Just loverly...thank you!

Inspired by you:

MY FAIR LAD


This truly was FAB, Lyle! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 01:41:44 PM

Aguirre: Twist... Twist?

Tru: Damn, why didn't I think of this at some point??  I face it every day!!  Truly brilliant...!!!!

 ;D Thanks!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 01:44:58 PM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part1/brokebackmtn_0104.jpg)
"Twist!  Del Mar!  Godammit, I know it's the two of you playing Ding-Dong-Ditch!  Now get the hell away from my trailer!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 11, 2007, 02:48:32 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1298.jpg)

Howdy, Mr. Aguirre.  Was wonderin’ if you’d be needin’ any help up on Brokeback?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0132.jpg)

Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new
Human Resources policies I gotta follow.
 

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1298.jpg)

Then you'll be aware that under Equal Employment Opportunity policies it is illegal to
discriminate on the basis of age, sex, religion or sexual preference.


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0132.jpg)

You always were a smartass Twist.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 11, 2007, 03:06:04 PM
Aeons ago there were discussion about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady:

Jari, that was absolutely BRILLIANT!  Thank you for this.  I alternated laughter and tears in nearly equal measure.  (I think the tears won.)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 11, 2007, 03:15:44 PM
Dylan. You made me cry! :(

Tru. You made me laugh out loud! :)
What she said!  ^^^    WOW!

And Jason:  "Rich" broke my heart.  :'(  Thank you to all of you.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 11, 2007, 03:28:36 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_001_jpg.jpg)

When I first saw him standin' there
I wanted to speak but did not dare
Something inside whispered to me
You'd better move in carefully

And then he smiled and turned away
That told me all he could not say
That's when I knew
He wanted me too
But I had to do some breakin' through

He's so shy
He's so shy
That sweet little boy
Who caught my eye
He's so shy
He's so shy
And he's much to good to let go by
Oh, yes he is

Now holding him gently through the night
Nothin' has ever felt so right
And I'm so glad I took the time
That I had to take to make him mine
He can still do things to my heart
Just like he could right from the start
Each time I see
That quality
That never stopped attracting me

He's so shy
He's so shy
That sweet little boy
Who caught my eye
He's so shy
He's so shy
And he's much to good to let go by
Oh, yes he is


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 03:38:44 PM

Howdy, Mr. Aguirre.  Was wonderin’ if you’d be needin’ any help up on Brokeback?

Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new
Human Resources policies I gotta follow.
 

Then you'll be aware that under Equal Employment Opportunity policies it is illegal to
discriminate on the basis of age, sex, religion or sexual preference.


You always were a smartass Twist.

Great variation, MM!  ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 11, 2007, 03:48:54 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnniswalkingintoSignal.jpg)
Always ready to follow the rules, Ennis suddenly clinched it even tighter. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 11, 2007, 04:13:11 PM


mamo, just wonderful...!  :'(

and t-a-s, hilarious...!  ;D

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 11, 2007, 04:40:33 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_001_jpg.jpg)
. . .how down low can I git. . . ?
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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 11, 2007, 04:56:22 PM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/Ennisinbarnedgeeffects.png)b]
Certainly didn't mean to cause ya offense by cursin' at ya a second earlier, Cowboy. . .Let me make it up to you. . .I'll just remove this hat. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 11, 2007, 05:11:41 PM
LIKE MOTHER . . .
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/tent3.jpg)
. . .A piece of cherry cake. . . ?

That cherry's long gone, Jack. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 11, 2007, 06:07:28 PM
BBM  Mexico Incognito or Ennis's Baby Steps

(http://images1.snapfish.com/3475462%3B%3B%7Ffp33%3B%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D32338%3A%3C953776nu0mrj)

Pedro: Senoras?

Jack: That's Senoritas to you, hotshot. We didn't get all gussied up to be insulted. I ain't quite forty yet, com-pa-dre.....and I ain't bending over 'less somebody wants to see this seam split...

Ennis: Jack I tol ya, mid-calf length puts 10 years on ya! And that seam can split anytime it wants to, lil darlin,  you bet.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 11, 2007, 06:22:36 PM
Good grief! It's the Two Ladies from Little Britain! Complete with moustache.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: RodneyWY on February 11, 2007, 06:48:23 PM
BBM LINE MIXUP

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e328/lilfritzinfl/File461.jpg)

Time to hit the cowboy, hay . . . I gotta go!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 11, 2007, 06:53:00 PM
A BAFTA FANTASY FOR THE WAITING FANS

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdraggingsheep.jpg)

BAFTA OFFICIALS (Yelling)Jake, you're supposed to greet the Lasher fans, not fuck ’em!

 :o

 ;D ;D ;D
 

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: RodneyWY on February 11, 2007, 07:24:27 PM
Love ALL the My Fair Lady captions -- THANKS -- they've really made my day! . . . "knowing I'm on the street where you live!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:29:20 PM


The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/brokebackshirtLnk.jpg)


I'm only quoting the last one, with thoughts of those on dial-up--but in one word? Lovely.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:30:39 PM
Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)

Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So  I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!


I REALLY REALLY like this one.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:31:59 PM


(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/386530284_f9519bf78b.jpg)


Jack (thinking, in joyful anticipation):


Wow, Ennis is growing a woodie once again...
Lunchtime!



Ah, there's just no keeping a growin boy fed. Love it.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:34:07 PM

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0132.jpg)
Aguirre: Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new Human Resources policies I gotta follow.  OK, so where was I, oh yeah... where do you see yourself five years from now?  Suppose you’re the shepherd in charge of 800 sheep; what would be your approach to team-building?  How would you maximize cross-functionalities while minimizing process losses...  


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1322.jpg)
Aguirre: Twist... Twist?

Another winner!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:35:43 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/normal_Image000017E131.jpg)

Heath:  Uh yeah the loves scenes were REALLY HARD to do!


Heath: …IF you get my drift.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 11, 2007, 07:37:46 PM

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/HeathJakebeachphotoshopped.jpg)

HEATH:   Damn Jake, thought you said the paps would never find us on this gay beach.

JAKE:   Just tell em we're rehearsing for a new movie," RETURN TO BROKEBACK."

HEATH:   Shit Mate, even The National Enquirer wouldn't believe that one!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:38:30 PM
Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new
Human Resources policies I gotta follow.
 

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1298.jpg)

Then you'll be aware that under Equal Employment Opportunity policies it is illegal to
discriminate on the basis of age, sex, religion or sexual preference.


THAT'S tellin him, cowboy!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:39:56 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnniswalkingintoSignal.jpg)
Always ready to follow the rules, Ennis suddenly clinched it even tighter. . .

I'll just quote what I said when I read this and got it:
Hah, hah, hah--oh, God!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 11, 2007, 07:44:56 PM
 
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/386530284_f9519bf78b.jpg)

JAKE:  That's real funny Heath. Now take that cucumber out of your jeans!

HEATH:   That ain't no cucumber, Mate!


 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:45:19 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/hairfurjak.jpg)
Creamsicle, Jack. . . ?

Wude, wude, wude--and wondewful!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:47:57 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/cartooncowboys3.jpg)

Ennis: Tent don’t look right.

Jack: Um, Ennis, it’s a sleeping bag.

Ennis: Still don’t look right.

 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


Jack: That's because there's somebody else in here! All right, Aguirre, get your fat ass out from under there NOW. You are SO busted.

Tf, this one will never make the Daily Sheet--but it should.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:49:30 PM
You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?


Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.


I loved this one.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 11, 2007, 07:51:10 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/bearfish.jpg)

Bear: This is the best way to fish. I got the idea by watching Jack Twist in action.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


I think this one belongs over in Imagery and Symbolism…
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 11, 2007, 08:18:11 PM
Jake: Now I’m really versatile. I’ve gotten head and I’ve given head.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)

Oh, that is so good!!! :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 11, 2007, 08:41:20 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakebafta2006.jpg)(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakebafta2007.jpg)
20062007

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
omg he is so happy ...    :'( :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 11, 2007, 08:52:35 PM
Little Brokeback

(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_101_jpg.jpg)

Ennis: Hey Jack. Do ya ever get the feeling that you're the only gay in the village?

Jack: Yes but, no but, yes but no but. This ranch foreman said he was but I didn't believe him and he said well I'm gonna prove it and it wasn't my fault and I would never have asked but he just went ahead and it wasn't my fault so there.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 11, 2007, 09:33:05 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/vicky_pollard.jpg)

I don't get you, Ennis Del Mar!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 11, 2007, 09:41:53 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/vicky_pollard.jpg)

I don't get you, Ennis Del Mar!

ENNIS:  I'm thankin the Good Lord fer that ... Jack, Darlin I'm comin, don't leave without me!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 11, 2007, 10:26:08 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/vicky_pollard.jpg)

I don't get you, Ennis Del Mar!

Brilliant!!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 12, 2007, 01:18:43 AM
20062007
Jake: Now I’m really versatile. I’ve gotten head and I’ve given head.

Now, that's an excellent caption commentary!


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 12, 2007, 03:30:42 AM
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/emily_florence.jpg)
You may now kiss the bride.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 04:05:34 AM
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e328/lilfritzinfl/File461.jpg)
"Ennis, Ennis . . . ," forget your nose, I know a breaking heart when I see it. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 04:19:49 AM
Jack Finds Rich For Advice

I REALLY REALLY like this one.
Me, too, Jason. . .REALLY, REALLY! It would've been up on the "Greatest" already if we could. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 04:30:50 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_101_jpg.jpg)
A Prince Albert told ya to do  W H A T. . . ? !
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 04:39:26 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/FNITforeheads-1.jpg)
"Is this what Aguirre meant by puttin' up a lightning rod or two. . . ?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 05:02:04 AM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/386530284_f9519bf78b.jpg)
Aguirre : Hmmm. . . .you ranch. . .hmmm. . .stiffs. . .are always sooo. . .hmmm. . .B I G. . .hmmmm. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 05:45:27 AM
Jack Finds Rich For Advice

I REALLY REALLY like this one.
Me, too, Jason. . .REALLY, REALLY! It would've been up on the "Greatest" already if we could. . .

Thanks To everyone who liked my Rich post! There have been some great posts these past few days and I'm glad to be included with them! :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 07:16:26 AM
Oh No!! That August -November fight follows J& E into Brokeback 2007 AU!!
(http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/th_EnnisBrowntruck.jpg)
Ennis: Been meaning to tell you bud.... I don't want to have our weddin' til November.
(http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/th_JackEnnisbrowntruck.jpg)
Jack: November?! We said August Ennis! I already put in for ten days off!
(http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/th_Jacklake2.jpg)
Ennis: What's a couple more months? We can get Don Wroe's Honeymoon cabin in November!
(http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/th_JasckatLake.jpg)
Jack: Ya know friend...speakin' of honeymoon. I've decided no sex until the weddin' night.
(http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/th_JackBB.jpg)
Jack: November's fine.
(http://s92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/th_Ennissent.jpg)
Ennis: Uh. I really don't like November. Or August either! How about tomorrow!?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 08:09:56 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_101_jpg.jpg)

Ennis: I'm not ready to make nice,
I'm not ready to back down,
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time
To go round and round and round

Jack:  You watch the Grammy's last night Ennis?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 08:29:05 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_101_jpg.jpg)

Ennis: I'm not ready to make nice,
I'm not ready to back down,
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time
To go round and round and round

Jack:  You watch the Grammy's last night Ennis?

Ennis:   Jack, ya know damn well my Grammy's dead, has been fer years!

JACK:   Ahhh ... Yeh ... Well, forget I mentioned it!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 12, 2007, 09:42:24 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ahhhh- this is sooooo Ennis!  :D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 10:11:18 AM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/blueberry_hue/12670551xqsmwa211200722237PM.jpg)
Jake: Why do they always hold the BAFTAs in the friggin' cold weather?  They ought a have 'em someplace warm.  They ought a have 'em in Mexico!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 10:27:34 AM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/blueberry_hue/12670551xqsmwa211200722237PM.jpg)
Jake: Why do they always hold the BAFTAs in the friggin' cold weather?  They ought a have 'em someplace warm.  They ought a have 'em in Mexico!

INTERVIEWER:   You been to Mexico Jake, because I've heard tell, what the've got for boys like you in Mexico!

JAKE:   What the hell ya mean , BOYS LIKE ME!

INERVIEWER:    You know, CHARMING, WITTY, SEXY, DESIREABLE!

JAKE:   Oh .... well ...  Yeh, Mexico's the perfect place for that!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 11:02:55 AM
Jake: Why do they always hold the BAFTAs in the friggin' cold weather?  They ought a have 'em someplace warm.  They ought a have 'em in Mexico!

INTERVIEWER:   You been to Mexico Jake, because I've heard tell, what the've got for boys like you in Mexico!

JAKE:   What the hell ya mean , BOYS LIKE ME!

INERVIEWER:    You know, CHARMING, WITTY, SEXY, DESIREABLE!

JAKE:   Oh .... well ...  Yeh, Mexico's the perfect place for that!

Good 'un, roco! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 11:14:37 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)

Jake:   Operator, I need help.  It is these freaking photo captioning people.....they are following me everywhere.  I can't eat, I can't sleep.  Every move I make, one of them is there.


Photo Captioning woman:  Damn he smells good.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 11:17:50 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/baftajake.jpg)
JAKE:   Damn it Roco, I told you to wait in the car!

ROCO:   Sorry Boss, one a them LASHERS squirted on yer shoe  n I was gonna wipe it off!

JAKE:   Not again, darn ... don't know what I'd do without you!
Pull up my socks while you're down there!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 11:27:19 AM
 
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)

JAKE:   Hello Heath, yeh it's me. I'm gonna be late for the party.
Lola says she has some etchings she wants me to see.

LOLA:   Hurry up Jake, my etchings are gettin cold!

JAKE:   Heath wants to know, what exactly are etchings?

LOLA:   I can't tell you, I've got to show you. (wind, wink)

JAKE:   I gotta go Heath, Lola's got somethin in her eye.

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 12, 2007, 11:37:09 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)
Jake:   Operator, I need help.  It is these freaking photo captioning people.....they are following me everywhere.  I can't eat, I can't sleep.  Every move I make, one of them is there.
Photo Captioning woman:  Damn he smells good.

Bravo Lola - this is just "formidable"...! ! ! ! ! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 11:43:58 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)
Shit, Ennis, please tell her I'm gay and Y O U R S . . . !

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 11:44:46 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)

Jake:  Sweet Jesus, she just grabbed my ass!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 12, 2007, 11:47:12 AM


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)



Jack:  Ennis, please believe me!
It's a one-shot-thing that's going on here...
Nothing else!




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 12, 2007, 11:48:52 AM



(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)



Jack:  Ennis,
you know I ain't straight...!




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 11:49:15 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)

Jake:  Sweet Jesus, she just grabbed my ass!!
Hello, Lureen,  Y O U  tell her how effed up I really am. My a**hole boyfriend still can't say it. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 11:55:06 AM
You guys are killing me!!!  :D


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)


Carl Denham: And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Jake Gyllenhaal , the Eighth Wonder of the World.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 12:15:43 PM
You guys are killing me!!!  :D


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)


Carl Denham: And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Jake Gyllenhaal , the Eighth Wonder of the World.
Psss. . . F I R S T  wonder of the world. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 12:18:09 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

Chair: Now 30 minutes ago that Aguirre sat his fat stinky ass on me but this handsome sweet smellin' man wants to stand! t'aint right! Damn it!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 12:20:37 PM
Outside The Riverton Divorce Court
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

Jack(thinking): Please grant it! please grant it!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 12, 2007, 12:26:36 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 12:29:31 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

Chair: You ever sit on a silla Jack Twist! Cause I hear how boys like you sit on them!! Someone put a sombrero on me and call me a silla!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 12:30:04 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/anne-hathaway-nicaragua.jpg)

Lureen:  What's up baby!

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

Jack:  Uh, I'm laying down, I ain't feeling well.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 12, 2007, 12:32:25 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)
Gotta git back to Texas before that ice storm closes in on me tomorrow, Christmas Eve.
Ennis'll kill me if he finds out I've been snoopin' 'round where he works and lives. . .

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 12:35:51 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)
Gotta git back to Texas before that ice storm closes in on me tomorrow, Christmas Eve.
Ennis'll kill me if he finds out I've been snoopin' 'round where he works and lives. . .



Chair: Take me with you! That other yellow chair in your livin' room looks like it needs company!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 01:24:18 PM
Outside The Riverton Divorce Court

Jack(thinking): Please grant it! please grant it!

That is so funny and clever, jason!  Love it!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 02:40:20 PM
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Jack (sings): N is for the nasty boy who loves you.


 :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 03:13:08 PM
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/knockknock1.jpg)     

ENNIS:   Sing me that there song ya wrote for me, Rodeo.


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/knockknock2.jpg)

JACK:   Sometimes it's hard to be a Cowboy
Givin all your love to just one man
And he'll have good times
Doin things that ya don't understand

But if ya love him, you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard ta understand
And if ya love him
Oh be proud a him
Cause after all, he's just a man

Stand by yer man
Give him two arms ta cling to
And somethin warm ta come to
When nights are cold and lonely

Stand by yer man
And tell the world ya love him
Keep givin all the love ya can

Stand by yer man!
And show the world ya love him
Keep given all the love ya can
Stand by yer man!

ENNIS:   Damn, that's good!




 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 03:21:13 PM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

JACK:   Don't know why we got a have prostate exams, just ta herd sheep!

AGUIRRE:   OK Twist, yer next.
Wipe that grin off a yer face del Mar!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 03:39:10 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/knockknock2.jpg)

Jack:  Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Ennis:  Jesus, why don't I buy ya a muzzle?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 03:47:40 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Good one,  Girl!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 04:41:43 PM

ENNIS:   Sing me that there song ya wrote for me, Rodeo.


Stand by yer man!
And show the world ya love him
Keep given all the love ya can
Stand by yer man!

ENNIS:   Damn, that's good![/center]

Love this, roco!  Funny and touching! :'( :D

Oh and shepherd prostate exam is hysterical ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 04:44:43 PM
Oh and shepherd prostate exam is hysterical .........I know that really gave me a chuckle!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 04:46:38 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)

Jack: I dunno Ennis. My truck had a flat and this lady stopped and told me she was The Goddess Of Slash and that our ending had changed. She gave me a ride to this phonebooth and had me call you. She not only knows about us but she wants to talk to you...somethin' about reading you the riot act....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 04:49:30 PM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/blueberry_hue/12670551xqsmwa211200722237PM.jpg)

Guy behind the fence:  I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower?  A daisy or something?

Jake:  Peace brother.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 05:00:36 PM
Guy behind the fence:  I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower?  A daisy or something?

Jake:  Peace brother.

LOL!! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 05:02:17 PM
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3779/jacksighnn7.jpg)

Jake (to himself):  Shit, I make this look good!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 05:15:35 PM
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3779/jacksighnn7.jpg)

Jake (to himself):  Why is Heath carrying that bouquet of roses and bottle of wine into the tent?
That's not in the script!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BayCityJohn on February 12, 2007, 05:46:33 PM
I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 05:48:45 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Ennisshirtspostcard.jpg)
But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.


Robert Frost
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 12, 2007, 06:08:07 PM
I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/

I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in Jack.   :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 12, 2007, 06:52:49 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/balls.jpg)

Common Jake, I'm gettin married.
Let me squeez em one more time, just for luck!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 06:53:22 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/heath.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, these ain't even our dogs.  We can't enter 'em in the Westminster Dog Show!  Besides, dog shows are so quee-- oh, never mind.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 06:55:07 PM
Common Jake, I'm gettin married.
Let me squeez em one more time, just for luck![/center]

OMG!!!  What a SCREAM!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 12, 2007, 07:04:29 PM

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/balls.jpg)

Ok, Jack, turn your head, and cough.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 12, 2007, 07:10:39 PM
*Jack, peeking around corner*

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

are they still there??










(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/Pussycat-Dolls-pcd01.jpg)
*Pussycat Dolls*

We're tellin' ya to losen up our buttons babe
but you keep frontin'
saying what you gonna do to us
but we see nuthin'



(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

Daym......Where are the Village People when you need them?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 12, 2007, 07:48:26 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)
Please, God, if you let him be the camp tender I promise I won't shoot no more eagles this year.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 12, 2007, 07:58:46 PM
I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/

Folks, we HAVE to enter.  It's the Ennis/Alma/minister wedding picture. 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BayCityJohn on February 12, 2007, 08:20:22 PM
I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/

Folks, we HAVE to enter.  It's the Ennis/Alma/minister wedding picture. 

ENTRY PERIOD: The Contest begins at 4:00 PM EST on 2/9/07 and ends at 12:01 AM EST on 2/14/07 (the "Entry Period"). Entries submitted before or after the Entry Period will be disqualified.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/01/insert-caption-rules
(http://baycityforums.com/images/ennisalma)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 08:32:00 PM
Quote
Jack: I’ve read this book from cover to cover and still
I can’t tell when a guy plays on my team.
 


 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 12, 2007, 08:35:01 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecodebreakers.jpg)

Jack: Lureen I don't care what this book says! Ennis and I are just friends!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 12, 2007, 08:47:13 PM


Jack: Lureen I don't care what this book says! Ennis and I are just friends!
Jack (thinking): Dammit!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 12, 2007, 08:48:21 PM
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(http://un-decided.com/gallery/data/media/2/bbm0829.jpg)
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c88/bernardh/Brokeback/SNIT-original-1WEB.jpg)

Embrace me,
    my sweet embraceable you
Embrace me,
    you irreplaceable you

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  (http://un-decided.com/gallery/data/media/2/bbm1461.jpg)
(http://un-decided.com/gallery/data/media/2/bbm1478.jpg)


Gershwin - for Valentine's Day






Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 12, 2007, 09:00:31 PM
Outside The Riverton Divorce Court
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

Jack(thinking): Please grant it! Please grant it!



Outside The Childress Child Custody Court
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/zodiac2yo4.jpg)

Jack(thinking): Please don't grant it! Please don't grant it!



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 12, 2007, 09:10:32 PM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/blueberry_hue/12670551xqsmwa211200722237PM.jpg)

Guy behind the fence:  I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower?  A daisy or something?

Jake:  Peace brother.

OMG Lola, you captured the expression on the guy's face perfectly -- "WTF?"  :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 12, 2007, 09:25:18 PM
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/j/images/jarhead-7.jpg)
Jake: OK, Ruby, I warned ya' not to ask me about that damned jellyfish story again!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 12, 2007, 09:37:56 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecodebreakers.jpg)

JACK:  Senor, I no read es espanol, but you positivo this real pocket bandana color codo?
'Cause last noches, scrawny ass up end.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 12, 2007, 10:22:46 PM
EXPERTS PRAISE ROYANDRONNIE'S FIRST WEEK IN MODS!![/b]

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/jasonshx1.jpg)
                                  "She really cut that 'Greatest Hits' job down to size!"

                                                  (http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/FreddyK.jpg)
                                                                  "Not only an acclaimed slash writer, but just an all-round great slasher!"

                                                                                                    (http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/hannibal.jpg)
                                                                                                                            "What I really like is the way she serves her fellow Captioneers!"

Of course, the trouble was that by the time I was half finished with the job, I felt like this:
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/EmbarrassedEnnis.jpg)

While several of my former friends felt a bit like this:
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/AngryJack.jpg)

But if you'll bear with me a little longer, help is on the way! For all of us!
Tech support promises that all deleted posts will be restored, after which they will be moved to "Photocaps in Waiting." When quoting reaches the month they were originally posted, out they'll come again. And no one will lose any more posts. The end.


(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/lastargumentbegins-1.jpg)
Jack: If she's so damn good at this, why don't she give us a happy ending, Ennis?

So stay tuned to this channel for further exciting developments…

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 12, 2007, 10:50:24 PM
The Year: 1965

HARD TIMES ON THE RODEO CIRCUIT


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecarwindow.jpg)

Jack: Twenty for back door, twenty-five for half and half.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)


$2.50 discount if you got a beige cowboy hat, dark brown eyes, or can get me a recordin contract with my harmonica.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 13, 2007, 12:01:38 AM
...

But if you'll bear with me a little longer, help is on the way! For all of us!
Tech support promises that all deleted posts will be restored, after which they will be moved to "Photocaps in Waiting." When quoting reaches the month they were originally posted, out they'll come again. And no one will lose any more posts. The end.

:::puts on (imaginary) mod hat:::     ahem. back on topic, please.....  ;) :D ;D ::)



(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/jasonshx1.jpg)

jason (thinking): last year, i decapitated 42 sheep.




(please, mcfarlane toys, please make BBM action figures!!)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 13, 2007, 01:21:49 AM
The Year: 1965
HARD TIMES ON THE RODEO CIRCUIT
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecarwindow.jpg)
Jack: Twenty for back door, twenty-five for half and half.
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
$2.50 discount if you got a beige cowboy hat, dark brown eyes, or can get me a recordin contract with my harmonica


And I owe you my life's fortune if you turn out to be Ennis!



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 13, 2007, 01:23:32 AM


HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful!  :'(


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 05:08:39 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)

Jack: I dunno Ennis. My truck had a flat and this lady stopped and told me she was The Goddess Of Slash and that our ending had changed. She gave me a ride to this phonebooth and had me call you. She not only knows about us but she wants to talk to you...somethin' about reading you the riot act....
. . .A N D , she wants to  W A T C H . . .  She said $250! And if we didn't tell anyone else, $500. . . ! !
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 05:25:42 AM
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3779/jacksighnn7.jpg)
Nothin's happenin' down there, muchacho. On second thought, come up here and let's just talk. . .
. . .Yeah, I  think  he loves me. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 13, 2007, 05:29:43 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)

Jack: I dunno Ennis. My truck had a flat and this lady stopped and told me she was The Goddess Of Slash and that our ending had changed. She gave me a ride to this phonebooth and had me call you. She not only knows about us but she wants to talk to you...somethin' about reading you the riot act....
. . .A N D , she wants to  W A T C H . . .  She said $250! And if we didn't tell anyone else, $500. . . ! !

That is hysterical!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 13, 2007, 05:31:09 AM


HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful!  :'(




I second that! :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 05:31:13 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/heath.jpg)
Look at how he gets that soap and water into  EVERY  nook and cranny. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 05:49:45 AM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/balls.jpg)
Jake, your upcuming acting part is big, juicy, wide-ranging and bound to have a heavy impact.
In fact, about this deep and heavy if I remember correctly. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 13, 2007, 05:52:46 AM
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3779/jacksighnn7.jpg)
It's comin on St Valentine's Day, Ennis. Can't you see the love in my eyes?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/heath.jpg)
It's comin on St Valentine's Day, and I'm gettin weird feelings
for Jack, but he's a man and I'm a man so....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 06:04:10 AM
(http://baycityforums.com/images/ennisalma)
To himself :  . . .Damn, isn't life so one part cock, then one part bull story. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 13, 2007, 06:47:01 AM
(http://baycityforums.com/images/ennisalma)

Ennis: You Know I ain't queer!

Minister:  And why is that relevant?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 13, 2007, 07:03:17 AM
(http://baycityforums.com/images/ennisalma)

Minister: Hurry and say I do Ennis! I got a hot date with a hot blue eyed long eyelashes pretty rodeo cowboy!
What? Why ya look like that Ennis? I peddle the bullshit but I don't live it! Now hurry! I got ta go!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 13, 2007, 07:58:13 AM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecarwindowcupcake.jpg)

JAKE:   Here's a cupcake, don't be gettin sprinkles all over the seat, I'll be back in 30 minutes.

Roco:   Thanks Boss, you're a peach.

Jake:   And don't be picking up any hustlers and telling them you're a movie producer!

Roco:   Gee Boss, it was only one time, besides he reminded me of Heath.

Jake:   You heard me!

Roco:   Okie ... dokie!



 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 13, 2007, 08:19:43 AM
 

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecarwindow.jpg)

Jack:   Ennis, whut'r you doin in Mexico?

Ennis:   Get the hell in the car Jack. I ain't never lettin you out'a my sights again!


 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 13, 2007, 08:36:17 AM

Quote
Jack:   Ennis, whut'r you doin in Mexico?

Ennis:   Get the hell in the car Jack. I ain't never lettin you out'a my sites again!

Love this Roco! :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 13, 2007, 09:08:06 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecarwindow.jpg)

Guy in the car:  How much?

Jack:  You pay me two grand.

Guy in the car:   Hop in!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 13, 2007, 11:15:22 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/mothers.jpg)

Jack's Mother:   ENNIS, you sure you don't wanna take Jacks dog?


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/dog-hat-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 13, 2007, 11:19:27 AM


Just love the Mexican doggie - so cute!

Buenas tardes, lil' darlin'...!

 :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 13, 2007, 11:19:57 AM

 ;) mamo, congrats on TDS - well deserved!  ;)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 13, 2007, 11:28:42 AM
beautiful tfmisc!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 13, 2007, 11:34:11 AM

...so sad, so true....  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 13, 2007, 12:18:32 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)

Ennis (thinking):  I wonder if I ask for this "a la Mode" if that would sound too gay?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 12:43:27 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)

Ennis (thinking):  I wonder if I ask for this "a la Mode" if that would sound too gay?
ENNIS'S GAYDAR SUDDENLY GOES OFF. . .
. . .Dear Lord, Cassie's new friend just said 'a la mode. . .' That settles that. . .
"Hon, make that a slice of pie just with a slice of Jack cheese, if you might. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 13, 2007, 12:52:38 PM


(please, mcfarlane toys, please make BBM action figures!!)[/center]

 How about accessories?

NEW FROM MACFARLANE TOYS! ENNIS DEL MAR AND JACK TWIST BROKEBACK ACTION FIGURES! NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT "BE LIKE THIS, ALWAYS!"
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/brokeback_header.jpg)

Due to overwhelming demand, MacFarlane Toys introduces its exclusive line of "Brokeback Mountain" adult action figures, based on the smash "gay cowboy" movie. MacFarlane believes collectors will be especially pleased at the level of detail executed in this groundbreaking line, featuring fully poseable, anatomically correct figures with articulating fingers, removable cloth clothes, genuine leather boots, genuine metal replica of minor bullriding buckle ("Jack" figure only), soft combable hair and carefully sculpted recreations of character faces. The first issue includes the Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist figures, pictured above, with the following accessories:

"Ennis Del Mar" set includes:
.30-.30 rifle
Coffee pot
Gray blanket
(3) soup boxes
Can of Crisco
Removable erection
Tent
(1) Sheep Dog (Australian Shepherd)

"Jack Twist" figure includes:
Can of beans
(2) Sheep
Campfire
Gray Blanket
Lasso
Pup Tent with Authentic Cat Piss Odor
Removable erection
Bag of potatoes

Serious Collectors will no doubt also be eagerly awaiting the exciting Brokeback Accessory Sets:

Set One: Ennis' horse Cigar Butt, and Jack's Bay Mare with Low Startle Action. Full removable tack included. AVAILABLE NOW.
Set Two: (2) Pack Mules, Basque figure. AVAILABLE NOW.
Set Two (June 2007 release) Elk, Bear, Coyote with balls the size of apples (scale).
Set Three (July 2007 release): Foreman Joe Aguirre, complete with horse, binoculars, telephone. (Note: Clothes NOT removable.)
Set Four: (August 2007 release) Jack's C••• Truck. Fully steerable with Authentic Breakdown Noises (battery not included).

Future offerings being considered at press time include "Brokeback Fantasy" accessories such as Assless Chaps and Stockwhip, Motorcycles and Leather Fetish Gear, and Twist-Del Mar Ranch Set.

Note: At time of press release, MacFarlane Toys has no plans to issue "Alma Del Mar" or "Lureen Twist" figures, due to lack of demand.

Plans for Christmas 2007 include Talking Ennis and Jack figures, pre-programmed with twenty characteristic phrases, each voiced by Academy Award-nominated actors Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. Sample phrases include: Huh?; Want some of this hot water? Come on a bear (Ennis); Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep; woowee!; harmonica sounds (Jack.) Due to popular demand, phrases such as  You know I ain't queer (Ennis) and I wish I knew how to quit you (Jack) will NOT be featured.

PLEASE NOTE THAT ENNIS DEL MAR AND JACK TWIST FIGURES WILL NOT BE SOLD TO ANYONE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE DUE TO MATURE CONTENT.





Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 13, 2007, 03:01:01 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackatmotel.jpg)

heath: hey ang -- shouldn't we shoot a scene leading up to this particular scene?
cuz, you know, we're supposed to be spent and out of breath and all that?


ang: uhh... well...

heath: ...and sweaty too, i think.

jake (thinking): thank god for method acting!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 04:11:33 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecarwindow.jpg)

"You're a little too old for my taste. . .Beat it, Pops. . ."

"Like father, like son. Now I know where your son gets his mouth from. . .especially in the showers. . ."

"You know Bobby?"

"I'm his teacher at Childress Junior High. I don't like him. . .and now  I  D O N ' T  L I K E  Y O U . . ."



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 04:36:34 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/JackEnnislastembrace-1.jpg)
Alma's leavin' Monroe. She says she prefers travelin' the Hershey highway. . . . . . . .with M E !
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 13, 2007, 04:57:47 PM
NEW FROM MACFARLANE TOYS! BROKEBACK ACTION FIGURES!
NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT "BE LIKE THIS, ALWAYS!"

Note: At time of press release, MacFarlane Toys has no plans to issue "Alma Del Mar" or "Lureen Twist" figures, due to lack of demand.

"R&R, I want an authentic Bitchy Bobby Doll!"
(http://socialitelife.com/images/pic_367_262_2.jpg)
"...one where he'll give ya sass when you pull his..."

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/test_9.jpg)
"Forget it, you ain't pullin' nothin' of mine!
Not my leg...
Not the wool over my eyes...
Nothin'!"

(http://www.michiganartsandcrafts.com/images/Cute%20Cowboy%20-%202004j.jpg)
"Bobby Twist, yer already in the valley of the dolls."

(http://sothathappened.typepad.com/main/images/pict0457.jpg)
"I'll take BITCHES for $1000, Alex."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 13, 2007, 05:06:39 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v128/michaelpmjp/l_667d0c0387474b371929c218d07b8b40.jpg)
Jack:  "Dayum, Ennis, I told you someplace warmer would agree with you."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: RodneyWY on February 13, 2007, 05:08:43 PM
(http://baycityforums.com/images/ennisalma)

Minister: Now what should I do about that dark-haired, blue-eyed cowboy in the back row who's objecting to this wedding?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 13, 2007, 05:19:00 PM
(http://baycityforums.com/images/ennisalma)

Ennis: Tou know I ain't queer!

Minister: Who told you that?

Ennis: Jack Twist

Minister: Who's that?

Ennis: My lover!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: RodneyWY on February 13, 2007, 05:24:58 PM
A LACK OF COMMUNICATION
[/b]

(http://baycityforums.com/images/ennisalma)

Ennis (thinking):  GOD HELP ME!

Alma (thinking):  I'm SO happy!

Minister (thinking):  This groom is SO cute!

[/b]
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 13, 2007, 05:38:52 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/cowman.jpg)

Jack: Ennis, this is not  what I meant when I said I wanted a cow and calf operation.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

BawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhHHHHHHH!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 13, 2007, 05:39:40 PM

 ;) mamo, congrats on TDS - well deserved!  ;)



Thanks mate!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 13, 2007, 05:42:19 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)

No Cassie. Thanks for the offer but my dance card is full.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 13, 2007, 05:48:51 PM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)

I'm so miserable I wouldn't care if I died!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 13, 2007, 05:51:29 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)
Cassie: Hey Ennis Del Mar, where ya been?

Ennis: Lighten up on me, Cassie: I just realized I'm probably queer-and this pie tastes like crap, if that weren't enough.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 13, 2007, 06:02:48 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)
Damn, I thought I hid all those big, fat, round sugar dispensers. The one on that table over there
is still starin' me in the face. . .

. . .When is he goin' to contact me, I wonder. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 13, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
 :D :D :D

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/MrEdWithPhonebook.gif)

MR. ED:  Yes, yes, I'm a gelding, have been, like, forever.  So does
                 this qualify me to be a member of Jake's Eunuch Fan Base?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: RodneyWY on February 13, 2007, 06:43:45 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)

And now you tell me there's Key Lime pie with a graham cracker crust in the display case!
[/b]
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 13, 2007, 07:01:19 PM
Thanks for the cheery note Rodney!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 13, 2007, 07:06:04 PM
After Ennis turned him away, Jack headed to Mexico.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/dog-hat-1.jpg)
Senor?

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Scootie.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 13, 2007, 07:44:00 PM


HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful!  :'(




I second that! :)

Thank you kindly for the compliment.

After posting, I was afraid I had set up a much too cheap play on words. Since no-one took advantage of it, I might as well. May be it's been posted before. Or maybe it's below standard, but I've read the prostate posts, so I don't think that's it. So, anyway....


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0279.jpg)


Embraceable Ewe


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 13, 2007, 09:39:31 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ennis.jpg)
Damn, I thought I hid all those big, fat, round sugar dispensers. The one on that table over there
is still starin' me in the face. . .

. . .When is he goin' to contact me, I wonder. . .

Oh, that's funny, Bob! Very clever....face is perfect for that cap!!!

x0
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 13, 2007, 09:42:51 PM


HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful!  :'(




I second that! :)

Thank you kindly for the compliment.

After posting, I was afraid I had set up a much too cheap play on words. Since no-one took advantage of it, I might as well. May be it's been posted before. Or maybe it's below standard, but I've read the prostate posts, so I don't think that's it. So, anyway....


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0279.jpg)


Embraceable Ewe



Ok, I gotta say it-that is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeet......that little lamb is vewwy pwecious.... ;) ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 14, 2007, 12:49:45 AM
^^^^^  After Jack sets that one aside, don't ewe be expecting any virgin wool  ^^^^^

 :o ;) :D ;D ::)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 14, 2007, 01:08:24 AM
(http://un-decided.com/gallery/data/media/2/bbm1384.jpg)(http://un-decided.com/gallery/data/media/2/bbm1388.jpg)
                     You know I ain't queer...
Sigh...Yeah, yeah...                                                     

                     Ahem...Ummm...uh...

                     "Doubt thou the stars are fire;
                     Doubt that the sun doth move;
                     Doubt truth to be a liar;
                     But...uh...but...mmm
But never doubt I love."                                          
                     [/b]Sniff...
                     C'mere
[/size]




Hamlet didn't say "C'mere"


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 01:13:21 AM
PRACTICING. . .
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0279.jpg)
Don't be afraid, ewe. Worried you can't be ewerself? That others might spurn ewe? Hurt ewe?
Kill and eat ewe? Remember, happy are we who are called to His supper. No matter how far ewe run,
I'll be there. If not always quite grasping ewe with an actual embrace like this, then with my heart.
For all the days of my life. Or ewers. . .forever. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 14, 2007, 01:44:20 AM
Boulevarde of Brokenback Dreams
(http://www.musarium.com/HOLLYWOOD/images/dark_alley.JPG)

Senor Jack? ....................Pedro?...............................Jack? .............................Ennis!! ...........................
Senor Aguirre?.............................Twist?..................................Pedro?.............................................
Del Mar?.................................Senor? ............................................................................................. Anyone?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 14, 2007, 02:28:01 AM
(http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1367.jpg)

Well, I guess I’ll see you around.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 14, 2007, 04:08:26 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/kurtcard.jpg)

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/ennisreading.jpg)

"Well, something totally unexpected happened.
Mom said I should send you this photo but not to show it to Grandma.

Love, Kurt, Jr."


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/kiss.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 14, 2007, 05:00:37 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/cowman.jpg)

Jack: Ennis, this is not  what I meant when I said I wanted a cow and calf operation.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

whoop! whoop! this is my sense of humour exactly!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 14, 2007, 05:14:19 AM

chapeaugris, what a nice variation on our beloved story!  ;)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 14, 2007, 05:17:57 AM

chapeaugris, what a nice variation on our beloved story!  ;)
I was Googling images for something completely unrelated and saw that photo. No idea who they are but they had the right hair colour and "Jack" is wearing a denim jacket.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 14, 2007, 05:19:09 AM

En tout cas, it was well done!  ;)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 14, 2007, 05:38:43 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecarwindow.jpg)

Guy in the car:" You know I ain't queer!" 

Jack:  "Me neither."

Jack: "Shall I get in then?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 06:16:17 AM
FOR LOVELYSMOM
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00226/Brokeback_Mountain_226874m.jpg)
Both thinking : Ain't I the luckiest person in the world. . . ?
I found me one of them angels who walk around masqueradin' as people. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Vic on February 14, 2007, 06:20:07 AM
(http://www.edge-inc.net/images/humor/ugonone.jpg)

Unbeknownst to Mother Superior, Sister Clara secretly watches the FNIT on the net.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 14, 2007, 06:50:56 AM
(http://www.edge-inc.net/images/humor/ugonone.jpg)

Unbeknownst to Mother Superior, Sister Clara secretly watches the FNIT on the net.

I think a few Hail Mary's are called for there Sister!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 14, 2007, 06:56:03 AM

A sister act...   :D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 14, 2007, 07:02:06 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/ends.jpg)

Ennis: Anyone ever tell you your legs look kinda skinny in that coat Jack?

]ack: Stop trying to change the subject Ennis.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 14, 2007, 08:13:19 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/Jennifer_Aniston_Ja_214632m.jpg)

Jennifer:  Happy Valentines baby!

Jake:  Thanks Jen

Jennifer:  What are ya waitin' for cowboy? The matin' call?

Jake:  I gotta go

Jennifer:  Swear I didn't know we were gonna get into this again.  Hell, yes I did; red-lined it all the way, couldn't get here fast enough.

Jake:  I'll see you later Jen

Jennifer:  I wish I knew how to quit you

Jake:  Bye!



Jennifer:  He wouldn't listen to me if he was going deaf tomorrow.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 14, 2007, 08:58:21 AM




Drooling dromedaries admiration


(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 14, 2007, 09:07:57 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)

Eva:  My eyes are up here cowboy!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Vic on February 14, 2007, 09:33:46 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)

Eva:  My eyes are up here cowboy!

Jake: I know. Did you also know popcorn uses the principle of putting something real hard under a lot of heat until it pops?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 14, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)

Eva:  My eyes are up here cowboy!

Jake: I know. Did you also know popcorn uses the principle of putting something real hard under a lot of heat until it pops?

Eva:  Really, well lets put that theory to the test, shall we?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 10:11:59 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)
Well, here I am at the Big Farm Equipment Show on the Strip in Las Vegas. I don't know where she came from--all I asked for was to know where the hoers were. Sorry, Ennis, but low hangers are, well, low hangers. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 14, 2007, 10:17:56 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/snow.jpg)

Jake:  Here they come again.  Try and clear your minds, make your faces blank, don't give them anything to caption!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 14, 2007, 10:21:59 AM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/snow.jpg)



INTENSE STARING AT DROMEDARIES (group version)


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 14, 2007, 10:26:50 AM
 

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJacksynchro.jpg)

Ennis thinking:   Damn, this boy's got a nice butt! What the hell's wrong with me noticing somthin like that?

Jack thinking:   Hope my butt looks good in these new jeans I bought. Damn, I think I'm in love!

 
 
 

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 14, 2007, 10:32:20 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)

Say Sweetheart, could I borrow this dress? I'm working on a SNL skit, and your dress is FABULOUS!
Besides, Heath says I look good in red.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 14, 2007, 10:59:17 AM
chapeaugris, I loved your story (to tears, in fact), but....  that means BITCHY BOBBY is the father-in-law-to-be???!?!?  I see trouble brewin'.   :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 11:44:44 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/snow.jpg)
Ennis: To help the heiffers calf, you have to stick your arm as far as it can go way up here. . .

Jack, to himself: I know that love-sick look on that cow's face anywhere. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 11:59:43 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJacksynchro.jpg)
Ennis thinking: Damn, he has a duck's walk. . .
Jack thinking: Damn, this is a cake walk. . .
T&S snidely thinking: Damn, it's a drakes' walk. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 14, 2007, 12:24:46 PM

Congrats to HR for the moving Embraceable-you-Caption that made it,
almost logically, into TDS!  ;)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 14, 2007, 12:25:54 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/snow.jpg)

Jack: Quit yer bitchin' Ennis, it's always you who wants  to spend Valentine's Day in the friggin' cold!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 14, 2007, 01:01:22 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb500.jpg)

*caption spark* (as if we needed it):  What happened at check-in?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 14, 2007, 01:07:17 PM
Everybody's Got a Gripe!

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb604.jpg)

Lonesome Prairie:  You know, I heard Quaid got 10 times what I got.  I was the *@#(% context!  It wouldna made sense without the long shots of me.  "Lonesome" Prairie?  HELLOOOO?  I feel so used.  Damn that Rodrigo.  And don't get me started on the Photocaptioners - do THEY ever use me?  NOOOO.   >:(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 14, 2007, 01:19:52 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)

Say Sweetheart, could I borrow this dress? I'm working on a SNL skit, and your dress is FABULOUS!
Besides, Heath says I look good in red.


looooooooooool ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 14, 2007, 01:32:18 PM
Mom said I should send you this photo but not to show it to Grandma.

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/kiss.jpg)
:) :'( :-* :-*     Awwww... que c'est beau cg!!  :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 14, 2007, 01:45:43 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)

CAMERA LENS(thinking) : If he squeezes that big thing any harder I'm gonna end up with stuff all over my face.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 14, 2007, 02:21:51 PM
Everybody's Got a Gripe!

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb604.jpg)

Lonesome Prairie:  You know, I heard Quaid got 10 times what I got.  I was the *@#(% context!  It wouldna made sense without the long shots of me.  "Lonesome" Prairie?  HELLOOOO?  I feel so used.  Damn that Rodrigo.  And don't get me started on the Photocaptioners - do THEY ever use me?  NOOOO.   >:(

(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/slide_23.jpg)

"You think you've got it bad? Hah! All I got out of the deal was a couple of lousy satellite dishes and a poster!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 14, 2007, 03:15:38 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/snow.jpg)
Ennis: To help the heiffers calf, you have to stick your arm as far as it can go way up here. . .

Jack, to himself: I know that love-sick look on that cow's face anywhere. . .


Jack [thinking]: Hey, wait a minute.  That ain't his arm!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 03:38:42 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb500.jpg)
Desk clerk: Well, I'll be. . .You're the fifth male couple stayin' here tonight who've come to
these parts to do some fishin'. . . !
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 03:41:44 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/snow.jpg)
It shrank so much, I can't find it anywhere. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 14, 2007, 03:58:49 PM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)

Jack:  "Every year I send you a Valentine card and get nothing in return.  No thank you for remembering me, no I was very touched, nothing... just flat-out nothing!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 14, 2007, 04:35:56 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb500.jpg)
Desk clerk:  Your key, sir. You'll find complimentary cheap soap in the room plus a sachet of eau de shit et saddle leather.
Enjoy your stay, and tell your friend in the truck that while his head may be under a rug his ass is sticking up in the air.
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 14, 2007, 05:03:44 PM

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/heathjake2.jpg)

Dear Alma (Jr.),

Jack and I have been having a blast.  You were right in thinking that we should go on a Gay cruise and really see how our life could be.  It has been a great experience for us.  We met this very funny actor, you may know him as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched.  His name is Paul.  There was also some fella who writes books and other stories.  He also is a quirky guy and talks funny.  His name is Truman and I have to watch him though because he has a thing for Jack.  There are so many men...and they are happy!  Hope all is well with you and give my best to Jenny.  See ya soon!

Love,

Your Daddy, Ennis.


 
Title: Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
Post by: trubrokeback on February 14, 2007, 05:31:29 PM


Dear Alma (Jr.),

Jack and I have been having a blast.  You were right in thinking that we should go on a Gay cruise and really see how our life could be.  It has been a great experience for us.  We met this very funny actor, you may know him as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched.  His name is Paul.  There was also some fella who writes books and other stories.  He also is a quirky guy and talks funny.  His name is Truman and I have to watch him though because he has a thing for Jack.  There are so many men...and they are happy!  Hope all is well with you and give my best to Jenny.  See ya soon!

Love,

Your Daddy, Ennis.


 


Very, very clever!  For some reason, I always loved it when Uncle Arthur was on! :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 14, 2007, 05:40:59 PM
(http://www.charles.tripod.com/images/Charles_4.jpg)
Dear Ennis & Jack,
Hope you remember meeting me on that cruise last summer!  I remember the good times we had with Paul and Truman!  Would love to see your cow and calf operation sometime, but I can't even find Wyoming on the map.  Be sure to watch my show every afternoon, and my frequent appearances on Love American Style and Love Boat!  Notice how all my shows have "love" or "match" in the title?!  Uuuhh nuuuhhh!!

Love,
Chuck
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: playitagain on February 14, 2007, 05:41:21 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/eva.jpg)

Say Sweetheart, could I borrow this dress? I'm working on a SNL skit, and your dress is FABULOUS!



Enlightenment!

Of course he's checking out the dress.  I knew he wasn't a boobasexual.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 14, 2007, 05:54:00 PM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j303/blueberry_hue/12670551xqsmwa211200722237PM.jpg)
Jake: That guy just asked me to be the father of his assbaby!  Man, these DCF people follow me everywhere!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 14, 2007, 06:11:24 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/snow.jpg)



Jack: We're always in the friggin cold....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 14, 2007, 06:22:29 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1317.jpg)
Twist, you wasn't gettin' paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep.  And by the way, what in the hell did the two of you do to my dogs?






(http://i1.tinypic.com/mhwvv5.jpg) (http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/environment/dog120406.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 14, 2007, 06:23:37 PM
Jack: We're always in the friggin cold....

LOL! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 14, 2007, 06:48:01 PM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1317.jpg)
"Twist, St. Valentine's Day and you couldn't do me one long-stem rose. . . ?"

"Not on your fuckin' life, Mr. Aguirre. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 14, 2007, 07:05:12 PM
(http://un-decided.com/gallery/data/media/2/bbm1384.jpg)(http://un-decided.com/gallery/data/media/2/bbm1388.jpg)
                     You know I ain't queer...
Sigh...Yeah, yeah...                                                     

                     Ahem...Ummm...uh...

                     "Doubt thou the stars are fire;
                     Doubt that the sun doth move;
                     Doubt truth to be a liar;
                     But...uh...but...mmm
But never doubt I love."                                          
                     [/b]Sniff...
                     C'mere
[/size]




Hamlet didn't say "C'mere"

Oh, HR. Just lovely. Really lovely.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 14, 2007, 07:16:22 PM
Ah, good evening, everybody.

All captions deleted from Greatest Hits have now been restored. They are now in a holding thread called Caps In Waiting. When Greatest Hits reaches the month in which each cap was originally posted, I'll put them back into PCGH. Meanwhile, they are yours again.

A few days ago, someone said in commenting on a post, "I'd put it into Greatest Hits right now if not for the rules." Okay. What's being done with Hits is supposed to be a streamlining, not a punishment, after all. For anyone who wants to claim the right of quoting a favorite that falls short of the six-month rule, go ahead. Just post it to "Caps in Waiting," and I will archive it later into PCGH.

And now, back to the real point of this thread.
[/b]

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1317.jpg)
What is this, Photcaptioning Fun 2 or Waiting for Fuckin Godot? Even Twist don't talk this much.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 14, 2007, 07:41:02 PM

What is this, Photcaptioning Fun 2 or Waiting for Fuckin Godot? Even Twist don't talk this much.
You're a year early, Mr Aguirre. Fuckin Godot was the fellow who came up in 64 hoping to get another gig with Jack.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 14, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/welcomeback.jpg)
"It may be September, Jack, but every day's Valentine's when I'm with you!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 14, 2007, 10:00:48 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/jakelayingbacksm.jpg) (http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/jakelayingback.jpg)

JACK: Really, Jenny?  He said I should cover up?  You go tell yer daddy I'm not afraid of a few stares.

*like that pic?  click it for an even more delightful 400K version.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 14, 2007, 10:34:00 PM

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb761.jpg)
If we could just whisper in Jack's ear:
Jack, look at him. Now.
If you ever doubt the love.
If you ever doubt the care.
Remember this face.
Oh, please look.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 14, 2007, 10:34:43 PM

What is this, Photcaptioning Fun 2 or Waiting for Fuckin Godot? Even Twist don't talk this much.
You're a year early, Mr Aguirre. Fuckin Godot was the fellow who came up in 64 hoping to get another gig with Jack.
I'm seriously f*ckin confused.... :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Vic on February 15, 2007, 12:53:23 AM
(http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/49hockey.jpg)

"Dang, Jack, stop using hockey as an excuse when the kids are around."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 15, 2007, 01:14:41 AM
CSI - The "friggin cold " caption is inspired.

Tfmisc - ditto re Gyllen and Hyde

Trubrokeback - love the doggies!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 15, 2007, 01:17:51 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/jakelayingbacksm.jpg) (http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/jakelayingback.jpg)

JACK: Really, Jenny?  He said I should cover up?  You go tell yer daddy I'm not afraid of a few stares.

*like that pic?  click it for an even more delightful 400K version.


And anyway, I'm too sexy for my shirt!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 15, 2007, 01:21:05 AM
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/welcomeback.jpg)
"It may be September, Jack, but every day's Valentine's when I'm with you!"

this is soooooooooooooo sweet :) :) :)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 15, 2007, 01:35:52 AM
Jack:  "Every year I send you a Valentine card and get nothing in return.  No thank you for remembering me, no I was very touched, nothing... just flat-out nothing!"

Love it, though it's sad! It's so 'could-have-been-like-that'...  :'(

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 15, 2007, 01:36:42 AM
Dr. Gyllen and Mr. Haal

Great, tfmisc!  ;)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 15, 2007, 02:15:59 AM

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/snow.jpg)



Waiting for Godots







Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 15, 2007, 02:50:17 AM


(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/welcomeback.jpg)




"Hurry up, Jack,
Alma's busy working an extra shift with Monroe.
And the girls are at school.

We've got the flat for ourselves!"
[/size]



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 15, 2007, 03:22:16 AM
(http://users.ca.astound.net/~sourduck/sourduck/2006/01/unused-picture/jake-gyllenhaal.jpg)

Jack: If you think I’m gonna freeze my ass off even for five minutes in this
weather Ennis just forget it! You’ll just have to find some other way to warm up
your dick.

Ennis: Can't ya just shut ya mouth for once Jack. ...................................
.................... Ummmmmmmmmm. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Jack: Whut?

Ennis: Disregard that instruction Jack.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 15, 2007, 05:06:11 AM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb500.jpg)
Desk clerk: Your key, sir. You'll find complimentary cheap soap in the room plus a sachet of eau de shit et saddle leather.
Enjoy your stay, and tell your friend in the truck that while his head may be under a rug his ass is sticking up in the air.


Ennis:  What's a :"sashay"?



(http://shinymedia.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/rupaul.jpg)

RuPaul:  Honey, "Sashay, Chanté"


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 15, 2007, 06:16:59 AM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)
"Look, Jack, I've assumed the position. It's just not true I don't reciprocate. . ."

"The hell you do, Ennis. I drop my drawers and you position that pan handle
just so and I'm right back. . .on my back. . .
. . .Now drop that pan. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 15, 2007, 06:29:25 AM
 
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)

 JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!

Ennis:   I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.

JACK:   Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me!

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 15, 2007, 07:00:15 AM
JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!
Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.
JACK: Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me![/center]

roco, so sad and so beautiful. Oh - if Ennis had said that only once... Only once!




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 15, 2007, 07:34:38 AM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb604.jpg)

The Prairie: You think you're in the friggin' cold? ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 15, 2007, 08:20:24 AM
JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!

Ennis:   I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.

JACK:   Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me![/center]

Love this! :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 15, 2007, 08:49:14 AM
(http://www.pulsetc.com/beforejune/V5I27/images/Pickett-Morning%20Glory%20Hole.gif)



What ya waitin' for cowboy....a matin' call?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: DancesWithChows on February 15, 2007, 10:49:51 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/hockeykiss.jpg)

May: Why are we always in the friggin’ cold? We oughtta go
where it’s warm. We oughtta play baseball.

 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


"Baseball? You been a Wrigley's Field, May? 'Cause I heard whut they got f'r boys like you at Wrigley' Field......"

CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!!! (I can dream, cain't I?)

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 15, 2007, 11:54:00 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/hockeykiss.jpg)

May: Why are we always in the friggin’ cold? We oughtta go
where it’s warm. We oughtta play baseball.

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r  u   a   n   i    a
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l  n        p   l    t
y  y       i    y   i
             r        o
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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 15, 2007, 02:38:07 PM
JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!
Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.
JACK: Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me![/center]















maybe he did!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 15, 2007, 03:17:43 PM
 
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00226/Brokeback_Mountain_226874m.jpg)

"Jack, I've got a Snicker Bar for you."

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdivorcemeeting.jpg)

"Ennis, I came for another Snicker Bar."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 15, 2007, 03:23:07 PM
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Jakecodebreakers.jpg)

Jake:  "I don't care if I am given an expensive gift bag.  I'm not presenting at the Oscars this year or ever again.  So let me be so I can read my book."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 15, 2007, 03:28:27 PM
 
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)


Jack: "Lureen, I was just told by someone that you are spreading rumors that I was dead.  Did you tell Ennis Del Mar that?"

(pauses and turns to the woman behind him.)

Jack: "Lady will you back off!!!... I'm using this phone!"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 15, 2007, 04:03:22 PM
 
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jakie-2.jpg)


Jack: "Lureen, I was just told by someone that you are spreading rumors that I was dead.  Did you tell Ennis Del Mar that?"

(pauses and turns to the woman behind him.)

Jack: "Lady will you back off!!!... I'm using this phone!"

oh god yes,
i would give my life for it to be true

isa xxx
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 15, 2007, 04:31:41 PM
Wyomin' Nature Chat

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/snow.jpg)

Wind to Krummoltz: Allright, allright...I got a line onto that kid's subconsious-Jiminy Corndog, is he ever mixed-up; He's gonna need the white coats, he stays up here any longer-or God forbid decides to come back next year. Let's give em some help huh? I'll get the mountain over there to get all boiled up, real demonic-like, then why don't you force out one o' yer beastly, er, beastiality, er--just give us a 5-star drone, Huh? Make it good-we don't want no confused cowboys up here, like that kid last summer.....tell the slit rock to wake the hell up and get in on it. That orta send 'em tumbling ass over teakettle, real irreversible-like...

Krummoltz: Well, allright, so long as I don't hafta sing..........

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 15, 2007, 04:48:55 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/disagree.jpg)
With you it's all er nuthin'.
All fer you and nuthin' fer me!
But if a wife is wise, she's gotta realize
That men like you are wild and free.
So I ain't gonna fuss, ain't gonna frown,
Have your fun, go out on the town,
Stay up late and don't come home till three.
And go right off to sleep if you're sleepy,
There's no use waitin' up fer me!
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/purple.jpg)
Everything she just said.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 15, 2007, 04:50:33 PM
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3080.jpg)
Cassis: C'mon Ennis, go play "Let's Get Physical" on the jukebox!

Ennis: Nah, I think I'll play "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off to Have a Good Time."

Cassie: Gawd, you can be so queer sometimes.

Alma, Jr. [thinks]: Oh yeah, lady.  Pure class.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 15, 2007, 05:02:16 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jacko.jpg)
I'm just a boy who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disappoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!
Fer a while I act refined and cool,
A settin on the velveteen setee
Then I think of that ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In a sombrero and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 15, 2007, 05:07:15 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jacko.jpg)
I'm just a boy who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disappoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!
Fer a while I act refined and cool,
A settin on the velveteen setee
Then I think of that ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In a sombrero and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!
sigh...my fave Jack pic ,outside of his look at Ennis in SNIT-and perfect caption, MM.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 15, 2007, 05:12:10 PM
Offered for Captioning:

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic1.jpg)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic2.jpg)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic3.jpg)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 15, 2007, 05:14:16 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/PhB012.jpg)
Out of my dreams and into your arms I long to fly
I will come as evening comes to woo a waiting sky.
Out of my dreams and into the hush of falling shadows,
When the mist is low and stars are breaking through
Then out of my dreams I'll go
Into a dream with you.

Won't have to make up anymore stories
You'll be there!
Think of the bright midsummer night
Glories we can share.
Won't have to go on kissing a daydream
I'll have you
You'll be real
Real as the white moon lighting up the blue.

Out of my dreams and into your arms I long to fly
I will come as evening comes to woo a waiting sky.
Out of my dreams and into the hush of falling shadows,
When the mist is low and stars are breaking through
Then out of my dreams I'll go
Into a dream with you....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 15, 2007, 05:17:34 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic1.jpg)

Jack: You got your groin all over my thigh!
Ennis: You got your thigh all up in my groin!
Staircase: OOoooooooEEEEEEEEEE!  DO IT AGAIN!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 15, 2007, 06:12:40 PM
Wyomin' Nature Chat

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/snow.jpg)

Wind to Krummoltz: All right, all right...I got a line onto that kid's subconsious-Jiminy Corndog, is he ever mixed-up; He's gonna need the white coats, he stays up here any longer-or God forbid, decides to come back next year. Let's give em some help huh? I'll get the mountain over there to get all boiled up, real demonic-like, then why don't you force out one o' yer beastly, er, beastiality, er--just give us a 5-star drone, Huh? Make it good-we don't want no confused cowboys up here, like that kid last summer.....tell the slit rock to wake the hell up and get in on it. That orta send 'em tumbling ass over teakettle, real irreversible-like...

Krummoltz: Well, allright, so long as I don't hafta sing..........


Loved this one.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 15, 2007, 06:16:49 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/hug01.jpg)
“There seems to be some mystery inherent in love, something we do not understand clearly
and can explain only inadequately.”

Patrick Susskind on Love and Death

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/SNIT-original-1WEB.jpg)
“Eros is a great daimon, a force instilling in human beings a desire for what they lack: beauty, virtue, happiness, perfection
– all of them divine attributes whose reflection the lover sees in the beloved – and finally even immortality.”

Patrick Susskind on Love and Death
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 15, 2007, 06:27:04 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic1.jpg)
Ennis [thinking]: I never knew cigarettes, musky sweat, and a faint sweetness like grass could smell so good.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 15, 2007, 06:43:10 PM
Ennis Del Mar: Poet Laureate

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bb234.jpg)

Ennis:

Greetings wouldn't be answered;
Lowered are the heads,
Which couldn't be arised to accost friends.
Upon the paths slippery and dark,
The eyes could see but a short way ahead,
And should you extend a hand
Of affection towards one,
He'd be loath to venture his out.
It's abysmally cold.

A cloud thick becomes the breath you exhale
Rising before you like a wall.
Such being your breath, what could you expect
From your friend - distant or near?

O my gallant savior, O Nazarene old,
And of sullied garb!
It is so viciously cold.
Warm be your accents,
And joyous be your heart.
Heed my salute, and let me in.

It's me, your nightly guest, the wretched waif,
It's me the hard, ailing cast away,
The world's nether cues, the jarring chord

From Rome I'm not, nor from Zanzibar,For free am
I from all colors.Come open the door, so forlorn am I.
O master, O mate, it's your guest of months and years,
Who trembles like a wave at your threshold?

Death doesn't take, nor hailstone batters me.
Whatever you may've heard is the tale
Of the cold and chattering teeth.

I've come tonight my dues to repay,
By the jug of wine set down my charges

Wherefore do you say, that it's too late
That morning's come and daybreak?
Do not be fooled - the heavens
Aflame isn't by the dawn.
O mate it's but the sky's frost - bitten ear,
The rosy welt raised by the winter's lash
Buried is the dead or dying chandelier
Of heaven's tight confine

In death - besmeared sarcophagus of the dark.
O mate, go and kindle the light of the wine
As night is as dark as the day.

Greeting would go unanswered;
Sullen is the air, doors are shut,
Heads downcast, hands concealed
Breaths mist, hearts sick,
And skeletons with crystal-bedecked. Are the trees?
Woeful is the earth, downcast the sky,
The sun and the moon befogged - it's winter.

Jack:

Ennis!  Quit yer yammerin' and get in here!




"The Winter"
 Mehdi Akhavan Salees
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 15, 2007, 06:45:45 PM
ENNIS'S BRIEF CAREER IN LAW ENFORCEMENT
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)
Captain: Officer Del Mar, why did you strip search that rodeo cowboy you pulled over yesterday for running a stop sign?  Running a stop sign is not probable cause to strip search somebody.

Ennis: But I did have probable cause, cap'n.  He was smokin' hawt!  Dayum!!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 15, 2007, 06:46:42 PM

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)
I swear Jack, I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass, I find out who this feller is been keepin my holster warm while you're down there and I'm up here!
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 15, 2007, 06:52:31 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic1.jpg)

'I will go down with this ship; and I won't put my hands up in surrender;
There will be no white flags upon my door.
I'm in love, and always will be....'

White Flag

-by Dido
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 15, 2007, 07:08:04 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb736.jpg)

...so anyway, like I was sayin' earlier, we were at this dance in Childress and your Jack was just lookin the finest
 
man in the room in his black outfit (not that his wife didn't look spectacular in her new dress and that blonde

rinse, but she wasn't so sociable as Jack was) and first thing I know he's got me out on the dance floor - didn't
 
say a word, least not that I can remember, but then I've never been too good at remembering things for more

than a week or so (I think that's on account of the time I spent in that hippie commune) - and then he hightailed

it outside to the bench with my Randall -- boy were we behind the times, but that's another story -- and so his

wife Lureen, she started talkin' about his trips up here and well, after Randall and I divorced we got a lot of stuff

aired out in the counselor's office (she didn't take to me either, for some reason), and that's how I tracked you

down here can I have a drink? I'm parched.


(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic2.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 15, 2007, 08:06:34 PM
totally hilarious! Did not think ANYONE could make me laugh today...so glad you proved me wrong!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 15, 2007, 08:26:01 PM
^^^^LMAO, btb!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 15, 2007, 08:33:43 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg)
Jack: Oh my god!  Fayette??  What are you doing in my bedroom?  What's with all these candles?  Uh, yeah, I've seen Midnight Cowboy.  No, I don't wanna wear my hat right now. Yeah, I've seen The Graduate too.  Wha-what are you gettin' at?  Oh no, no, no... don't drop the towel!!  Luurrreeeen!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 15, 2007, 08:45:30 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)


Shit, Lureen, I don't know how that 14" dildo and them handcuffs and the whip got in my tackle box! I don't even know what a dildo is, hardly. Yeah. Funny kinda fishin gear, all right. Whoa, what's that--a studded leather collar with "Jack" tooled on it! Dayum! Heh, now ain't that a scream? Heh. You ain't laughin, honey.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 15, 2007, 08:49:08 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic3.jpg)
It's Jack! It's really Jack! --Shit! Now it's caught under my belt and I can't straighten up!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 15, 2007, 08:52:45 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg)

Lureen?! And LASHAWN?!! No. That ain't right. Two women gettin it on. That is really gross.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 15, 2007, 09:03:09 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)

You are under arrest boy, assume the position!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 15, 2007, 09:04:18 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg)

Awwwww I wanna host the Oscars!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 15, 2007, 09:06:17 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)

My Father in law, no I ain't seen him, why did someone take him out to the woods, shoot him in the head and leave him for dead?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 15, 2007, 09:07:21 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic3.jpg)

Alma:  Ennis turn off that damn Footloose soundtrack!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 15, 2007, 09:07:56 PM

SNIT

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb283.jpg)

(http://davecullen.com/brokeback/daily/format/placeholder.gif)(http://davecullen.com/brokeback/daily/format/placeholder.gif)(http://davecullen.com/brokeback/daily/format/placeholder.gif)
Main Entry: SNIT
Pronunciation: 'snit
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1939

     : a state of agitation


(http://davecullen.com/brokeback/daily/format/placeholder.gif)(http://davecullen.com/brokeback/daily/format/placeholder.gif)(http://davecullen.com/brokeback/daily/format/placeholder.gif)

ennis: so that's what all this means, huh?

jack: it's all right, we're rewriting them dictionaries.

ennis: huh?

jack: after tonight, a SNIT will mean 'a state of ELATION.'

ennis: dontcha mean e-JACU-lation?

jack: uh, yeah... c'mere.



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 15, 2007, 09:55:29 PM

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg
) CRASH WON!?!?!??
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 15, 2007, 10:38:43 PM
I'm gonna go back one more time to the latest Snow Patrol album, Eyes Open and this song, "Open Your Eyes".  This is a little sad, but maybe a more hopeful ending...

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb950.jpg)
(ENNIS)

All this feels strange and untrue
And I won't waste a minute
without you
My bones ache
my skin feels cold
And I'm getting so tired
and so old

The anger swells in my guts
And I won't feel these slices
and cuts
I want so much
 to open your eyes
Cause I need you to look
 into mine

Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_ghost.jpg)
(JACK)

Get up, get out,
get away from these liars
Cause they don't get your soul
or your fire
Take my hand,
knot your fingers through mine
And we'll walk from this dark room
for the last time

Every minute from this minute now
We can do what we like
anywhere
I want so much to open your eyes
Cause I need you to look
into mine

Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
 that you'll open your eyes

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb837.jpg)

Other Snow Patrol Captions
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=19593.msg725521#msg725521
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=19593.msg725161#msg725161
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 16, 2007, 12:12:19 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)
"Thanks for invitin' me to Jack's birthday party Lureen.
At what point do I jump out of the cake?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 16, 2007, 01:19:26 AM
Jamie Lee: Don’t take what my dad said about
Brokeback too seriously; he’s just jealous that
you got to play gay without wearing a dress.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 :D :D :D :D :D




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 16, 2007, 02:29:13 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic1.jpg)
Jack (whispering): Ennis...Ennis! Wake up! You're sleepin on your feet
and your breath smells like a horse.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 16, 2007, 03:49:36 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/JakeMarksilverlakeff.jpg)

Jake: Oh yeah I wouldn't mind a little Mexican.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 16, 2007, 04:51:09 AM


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/JakeMarksilverlakeff.jpg)



Jake (sings and thinks): "It's so easy to fall in love..."


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 16, 2007, 05:03:10 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg)
Rodrigo : Mi amor, you remember my little friend Paco?
He was standin' behind me in the alley. . .
Paco, show my gringo friend here just what he missed out on. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 16, 2007, 05:10:26 AM


(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic6.jpg)



Jack, rehearsing quietly at home
Ennis' favourite mouth position
to be prepared for further FNITs and SNITs.
His admirable progress was to be shown soon afterwards
when both men met again at the Siesta Motel.
Ennis was so impressed that he suggested
Jack should never again
shut up completely...









Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 16, 2007, 05:10:39 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic1.jpg)
You're stuck on me? Very funny, Jack. Who knew it would land all the way up here. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 16, 2007, 05:18:51 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)
So, what, that Bobby was playin' doctor with the little Campbell boy behind the showroom. . .
. . .Oh. . . . .proctologist. . .
. . . . . .  . . . . . . ..With the bigger Campbell brother. . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .How big. . .?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 16, 2007, 05:44:05 AM
totally hilarious! Did not think ANYONE could make me laugh today...so glad you proved me wrong!
I'll second AND third that, btb. The LaShawn one is Terrif. . .Into the Photo Caps In Waiting it goes. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 16, 2007, 07:08:14 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic2.jpg)

Alma Jr.:  anyway his name is Nathan and he is really cute.  He is single and he has a great job.  And I don't know, I just thought you and him would be perfect for each other.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 16, 2007, 07:15:03 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic2.jpg)
Should I finally just call myself "versatile" on this manhunt.hot site. . . ?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 16, 2007, 07:22:32 AM

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic2.jpg)


So your husband's name is Nathan?
Nathan... Nathan... hmmmm...
Does he wear a tattoo on his right butt cheek, by any chance?
Junior...?






Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 16, 2007, 09:04:20 AM



(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m132/lovelyamazing/z20.jpg)


JAKE: And then, I felt his... I went like... My, his.... was so......
OMG.... His.... are just the biggest, roundest, heaviest...  I moaned out loud...
And then I cccccc-----......
[/b]



*pic and caption model courtesy of buteo!*

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 16, 2007, 09:36:01 AM

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/blasphemy.gif)


No wonder Jack's parents
were faithful Pentecoast believers.






Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 16, 2007, 10:45:31 AM
St. JACK OF BROKEBACK MAKES A RARE APPEARANCE IN THE THREAD & BESTOWS HIS BLESSING UPON THE FAITHFUL
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m132/lovelyamazing/z9.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 16, 2007, 12:18:01 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m132/lovelyamazing/z9.jpg
)
And then he slid two fingers in... that's when I showed him what "Crushing the Banana" was.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 16, 2007, 12:38:09 PM
Jack: I bless you in the name of the father …
   — um, not in the name of my  father, I mean, he’s a complete jerk, so he’s out —
… and of the son …
   — well, not in the name of my  son either, the boy’s a whiny brat, so he’s out too —
… and of the holy spirit …
   — a ghost ? give me a break, I don’t believe in ghosts; so in whose name can I bless? oh, yeah…
AH, MEN!!!

tfmisc, that was hilarious!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 16, 2007, 02:43:46 PM
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_ghost.jpg)

Ennis:  Stop staring at my ass Jack.  Hell they let you do that stuff in heaven?

Jack:  yep, it's heaven ain't it?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 16, 2007, 02:54:42 PM
Ennis:  Stop staring at my ass Jack.  Hell they let you do that stuff in heaven?

Jack:  yep, it's heaven ain't it?

That's wonderful, Lola!  Funny and touching.  ;D :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 16, 2007, 03:48:03 PM
Ennis:  Stop staring at my ass Jack.  Hell they let you do that stuff in heaven?

Jack:  yep, it's heaven ain't it?

That's wonderful, Lola!  Funny and touching.  ;D :'(

It's like the movie GHOST!  :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 16, 2007, 04:15:56 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070226/justin_timberlake2.jpg)

Justin:   Jack you said I was your one and only!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 16, 2007, 04:49:43 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jack.jpg)

Jack (to himself):  Look at him, he thinks he is the last coca cola in the desert.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 16, 2007, 04:58:21 PM
 
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/EnnisJacksghost.jpg)
 
A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE

When you cry, I see your tears.
I know the pain you feel.
Though you don't see, or even hear me,
my presence here is real!

I know you love me, I've always known.
It's written in your eyes.
My love for you, it is the same,
a love that never dies!

In my last moments, I thought of you.
I whispered "Ennis", with my last breath.
They tried to rob us of our love,
but love is stronger than death!

To your side my soul then flew,
and never more will stray.
I'll be with you my dearest friend,
until your dying day.

And when you breathe your very last breath,
I'll take you by the hand.
We'll walk together, arm in arm,
into the promised land.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 16, 2007, 05:50:37 PM
A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE

And when you breathe your very last breath,
I'll take you by the hand.
We'll walk together, arm in arm,
into the promised land.[/center]

 :'( :'( :'( :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 16, 2007, 05:59:15 PM
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/EnnisJacksghost.jpg)
 
A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE

When you cry, I see your tears.
I know the pain you feel.
Though you don't see, or even hear me,
my presence here is real!

I know you love me, I've always known.
It's written in your eyes.
My love for you, it is the same,
a love that never dies!

In my last moments, I thought of you.
I whispered "Ennis", with my last breath.
They tried to rob us of our love,
but love is stronger than death!

To your side my soul then flew,
and never more will stray.
I'll be with you my dearest friend,
until your dying day.

And when you breathe your very last breath,
I'll take you by the hand.
We'll walk together, arm in arm,
into the promised land.

that nice white pillow has GOT to be Jack's..... :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 16, 2007, 06:16:00 PM


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackpostdivorce.jpg)
Couple of layers of clothing, bit of skin and bone, and there it is. Why is it so damned hard to reach Ennis's heart?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 16, 2007, 07:23:53 PM
that nice white pillow has GOT to be Jack's..... :'( :'( :'(
omg, and the blankets are purple ... our color ... the color that is always left out     :'( :-* :-*

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z7b-z8zJWhwMrM:http://www.pophouse.com/site_images/small_photo/376s_~rainbow2.jpg)  (http://www.evl.uic.edu/spiff/class/cs426/projects/fall2003/AFX/Untitled%20Document_files/rainbow.jpg)   (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qsgTl2NIss9r2M:http://www.rosegg.co.at/home/produkte/office/Ringbuch_Rainbow_1.jpg)   (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:PZlpBRaqHYlcvM:http://www.peace-files.com/DEVELOPEMENT_FILES/07_Rainbow-Unicorn-Works-L.gif)   (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:IjXaSigQLgD9bM:http://s3.amazonaws.com/blogskins_skin_images/16417/images/rainbow.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 16, 2007, 09:03:57 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)

My Father in law, no I ain't seen him, why did someone take him out to the woods, shoot him in the head and leave him for dead?


OMG, Lola, this is too funny!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 16, 2007, 09:07:23 PM
Couple of layers of clothing, bit of skin and bone, and there it is. Why is it so damned hard to reach Ennis's heart?

Oh...  :'( :'( :'(

Bitch Bobby, Help! ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 16, 2007, 09:40:15 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)
"Thanks for invitin' me to Jack's birthday party Lureen.
At what point do I jump out of the cake?"

Pants? What do I need pants for? They'd just be in the way.
--Lureen, honey, my eyes is up here.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 16, 2007, 10:11:31 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)
"Thanks for invitin' me to Jack's birthday party Lureen.
At what point do I jump out of the cake?"

Pants? What do I need pants for? They'd just be in the way.
--Lureen, honey, my eyes is up here.


Yeah, that's right.  This is what Jack's been gettin' all these years.  Wipe your chin, sweetie, the drool's ruinin yer makeup.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 16, 2007, 11:03:47 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic3.jpg)
Brokeback Mounting
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 16, 2007, 11:11:28 PM
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/Wistful1copy.jpg)
Anatomy Lesson

Why is it so damned hard to reach your heart, Ennis?
Couple layers of clothing, bit of skin and bone,
And there it is
Beating strong and steady with your life force
Beating faster when I touch you
Beating wildly when I love you
And you cry my name out cause you can't help yourself.
But then your heart goes quiet again
Quiet and unrevealing like your damn dark eyes, Ennis
Burn me inside and out every time you look at me
Strip me naked with one glance
And then look away. You always look away.
Are you scared, Ennis?
Well, I am too.
But you're only scared cause you're alone.
You wouldn't ever be alone if you was with me.
Don't let that old ghost eat your soul, Ennis
Because fear can kill as sure as any tire iron
Even if it leaves a breathing body
And a beating heart.
Let me in, let me love you, Ennis
You know I'd dare anything for you
And if I ain't a fighter, I ain't no coward neither
And I don't give up no matter how hard the damn bull bucks.
I know you care, I know you do
I see it in your eyes, hear it in your voice
Feel it in your heart every time it beats against mine
But sometimes I do feel like it's just me doin this, buddy
The future's a heavy load to carry when you're doin it all alone.
It wouldn't weigh nothin if you would carry it with me
But even when we're close together somethin keeps getting in the way, Ennis
And it's more than a couple layers of clothing and a bit of skin and bone
I can hear it and I can feel it beating
It's so close I can all but touch it
Why is it so damned hard to reach your heart?

17 Feb 27


With thanks to Ministering Angel for the first three lines that were the springboard.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 16, 2007, 11:19:58 PM
Charlotte, I'm stunned!! Thank you so much for honouring my little caption with this superb response.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 16, 2007, 11:46:54 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic3.jpg)
Here it is! The naughty dance move that's the new gay club sensation:
The Hoedown Lowdown!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 16, 2007, 11:53:48 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)

Well, Jack, you know the motto of the police force:
"Always ready."

Ennis, that's the Boy Scout motto.

Oh. Well, works for me.

Works for me too. By the way--leave the shirt on for a while, okay?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 17, 2007, 12:36:49 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic5.jpg)

JACK: Ooooh, Officer Del Marrrrr, I've been verrrry naughty.  I think you should arrrrest me, right now. 

ENNIS: Uh, Jack, this is a fireman costume.

JACK: Ooooh, Mr. Fireman, I've got a fire that needs to be put out... with a big hose...

ENNIS: You been in the whiskey again, Jack? 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 17, 2007, 06:49:10 AM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic3.jpg)

Ennis: Hey Alma! I think that's Minnie Angel come to call. Put the coffee on.

Alma: You sure she don't come from Texas?

Ennis: No. I read she lives in some place called Melbourne.

Alma: Maybe we could take your friend to the Knife and Fork.

Ennis: Yeah. Good idea. I think she could be the restaurant type.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 17, 2007, 07:04:12 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

another mamo classic...  :D !

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 17, 2007, 07:42:54 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

me and jack'll be havin sex all night, but i might get cold between the truck and the motel.
which jacket should i bring, alma? this corduroy or the jean jacket with the wool collar?


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 17, 2007, 07:47:11 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)
me and jack'll be havin sex all night, but i might get cold between the truck and the motel.
which jacket should i bring, alma? this corduroy or the jean jacket with the wool collar?



Alma:


And don't ya forget ya leather panties, dear,
Jack will appreciate 'em, sure enough.






Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 17, 2007, 08:32:19 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg)

 
 Titled:  AMERICAN GOTHIC SANS PITCHFORK CUM PITCHER
 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 17, 2007, 08:44:43 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg)

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square

You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there   ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 17, 2007, 09:02:07 AM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)

Jack:  Do you see us getting a dishwasher any time in the forseeable future?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 17, 2007, 09:24:29 AM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)

Jack:  Do you see us getting a dishwasher any time in the forseeable future?
Ennis: C'mon Jack, you know the only appliance-buyin' I've ever done is replacin' a lightbulb.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 17, 2007, 09:31:26 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0138.jpg)
Aguirre: Hello, Enzyte.com?  Yes, I'm calling in response to a flyer I found on the windshield of my car.  I'd like to learn more about Enzyte, the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement.

Voice [muffled laughter]: Um, yessir.  I need to ask you a few questions.  Could you tell me your current, um, dimensions?  [muffled laughing]

Aguirre: Well, you know a baby's little finger... hey, do I hear laughing?  Wait a minute, that voice sounds familiar.  Goddammit, Twist, is that you?  I'm gonna kick your ass! [hangs up]


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0144.jpg)
Aguirre: Shoulda known somthin' wasn't right about a handwritten flyer.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 17, 2007, 10:19:02 AM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)

Jack:  Do you see us getting a dishwasher any time in the forseeable future?
Good one!

Ennis: I'll load one o them thangs;...Sure,  I woudn't mind a do it......
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 17, 2007, 10:58:22 AM
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/12/PC_307146_CN0071_03A.jpg)
"Ennis, maybe we could get a sitter.  Take your friend to the Knife & Fork?"
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb520.jpg)
"Ennis, maybe I am bitter.  I could stab your friend with a knife and fork."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 17, 2007, 11:58:23 AM
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)
That gold you've been pannin' for. . . ? It's right before your effin' eyes, Ennis Del Mar. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 17, 2007, 12:09:04 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/mount29.jpg)
Thinking : Knife and Fork? Ha! . . .I'm more like Wife and Dork . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 17, 2007, 04:01:49 PM
Febuary 7, 2007


Ennis reached for the closet door to close it lingering on the shirts hanging on th inside. Alma Jr. didn't like to talk about her daddy be'en gone, but Ennis had made she sure she knew that when his time had come he was to be buried in those shirts, just as the hung here one inside the other with a fresh pair of jeans, his favorite boots and hat.

Ennis touched the collar of the blue shirt. "Won't be long now bud...comin' soon....no...won't be long......Jack....Jack...Ah still see you in my dreams....riddin' tagether up in the Big Horns....after all this time....sometime when Ah wake...if 'n Ah just keep my eyes closed Ah can feel those big ol' arms of yours 'round me...tight.....your breath on my neck....face again' mine.....That's ....that' really you...isn't it....Jack?"

Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.


 
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: fritzkep on February 17, 2007, 04:21:34 PM
Oh, this one has opened the floodgates again. Thanks, I love it.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: midget_size on February 17, 2007, 04:22:14 PM
(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/12/PC_307146_CN0071_03A.jpg)
"Ennis, maybe we could get a sitter.  Take your friend to the Knife & Fork?"
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb520.jpg)
"Ennis, maybe I am bitter.  I could stab your friend with a knife and fork."

*snort*  Classic.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 17, 2007, 04:45:05 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 17, 2007, 05:10:40 PM

Aguirre: Hello, Enzyte.com?  Yes, I'm calling in response to a flyer I found on the windshield of my car.  I'd like to learn more about Enzyte, the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement.

Voice [muffled laughter]: Um, yessir.  I need to ask you a few questions.  Could you tell me your current, um, dimensions?  [muffled laughing]

Aguirre: Well, you know a baby's little finger... hey, do I hear laughing?  Wait a minute, that voice sounds familiar.  Goddammit, Twist, is that you?  I'm gonna kick your ass! [hangs up]

Loved this one. I can just see Jack doing it, too.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 17, 2007, 05:17:04 PM
Febuary 7, 2007

Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.

 :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 17, 2007, 05:44:37 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_093_jpg.jpg)

Ennis when in hell are you gonna get rid of that cruddy brown jacket. Where are the fab five when ya need them?









(http://www.siliconmom.com/fabFiveQueerEyeGuys.jpg)

You called?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 17, 2007, 05:47:00 PM
Febuary 7, 2007

Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.

 :'( :'( :'( :'(

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(Can you pass me a tissue please, Tru?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 17, 2007, 06:07:13 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!



Oh, that is so my kind of caption.....!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 17, 2007, 06:11:13 PM
Picnic at Brokeback Mountain

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Jack6.jpg)

Aguirre: (looking through binoculars) Ah! Now I know.

Voice in the darkness: What do you know?

Aguirre: I know that Jack Twist is a Botticelli angel.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 17, 2007, 06:26:38 PM
Febuary 7, 2007


Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.


Daggers!  This is killing me! 

ack!

beautifully done!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 17, 2007, 06:54:38 PM
Picnic at Brokeback Mountain

Aguirre: (looking through binoculars) Ah! Now I know.

Voice in the darkness: What do you know?

Aguirre: I know that Jack Twist is a Botticelli angel.


A jelly botty WHAT?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 17, 2007, 06:56:47 PM


Ennis: Hey Alma! I think that's Minnie Angel come to call. Put the coffee on.

Alma: You sure she don't come from Texas?

Ennis: No. I read she lives in some place called Melbourne.

Alma: Maybe we could take your friend to the Knife and Fork.

Ennis: Yeah. Good idea. I think she could be the restaurant type.



Oh Ennis, you are sooo wrong! I don't drink coffee and you can't take me anywhere.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 17, 2007, 07:19:55 PM
We can take ya to the Daily Sheet, though! Congrats, and it was funny, too. So few of those. And I thought both the pictures were good. So there.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 17, 2007, 07:52:58 PM

(http://www.truthserum.org/images/2006.10.16_traniwreck/images/2006.10.16_035.jpg)

Welcome to the KNIFE & FORK... otherwise known as the Wife and F**k. We only got three things
on the menu, steak, steak, and me. The steaks only come rare, and I come very well undone.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 17, 2007, 07:54:46 PM

(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_093_jpg.jpg)

JACK:   Ennis, Alma called me n said she's tired a you mopin around n you should bring the girls back ta town n we should go fishin!

ENNIS:   Jack, yer full a bullshit ... but nice try. Go rent a motel room till tomorrow, then we can go fishin!









Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 17, 2007, 07:57:46 PM
Now, boys, how difficult would it have been for you both to have worked that out? You ranch stiff ain't never no good at relationships.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 17, 2007, 08:10:20 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_093_jpg.jpg)

jack: i'm so hot for ya ennis i'm about ready to run my tongue up both yer nostrils and make sweet love to yer nose.

ennis: aw hell, you know i'd oblige ya, jack, but i got the girls and all. how about we talk about this some other time.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 17, 2007, 09:03:03 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)
Jack: Nah, Lureen never suspects anything.  Like the other day, I told her that I ain't the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, and she said, 'Jack, I never, never, never ever would have suspected that you were.'


(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_2919.jpg)
Ennis [thinks]: God, the boy is beautiful and I love him, but he sure as hell is missin' a few dots on his dominoes.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 17, 2007, 09:47:40 PM
(http://andrejkoymasky.com/liv/fam/biow2/weiw1/weiw1.jpg)
Jack: Hey Ennis!  I just read about somethin' called a bed ache in The Daily Sheet.  I got an idea how we can get our cow and calf operation.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 18, 2007, 05:02:37 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

My Dad's bigger than your Dad!


(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)

Who sez?

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

Your Dad!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 18, 2007, 05:32:25 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

Our Daddy loves yer Daddy!


(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)

So what.

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

We love em too!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 18, 2007, 06:11:08 AM
Love 'em both, janjo & roco! :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 18, 2007, 06:16:11 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_3010-1.jpg)

"Ole Randall here is a true gentleman. Not once has he tried to find out if I'm a real blonde."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 08:23:52 AM
oh, boy....Classic Jannis is at it again..... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 08:44:10 AM
Mini Angel is profiled in the Daily Sheet, fyi!!!!! It's very cool....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 18, 2007, 09:28:27 AM
oh, boy....Classic Jannis is at it again..... ;D ;D ;D

janjo, roco, Jannis, these are terrific! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 18, 2007, 09:31:02 AM
Got my hopes up for a Return of Bitchy Bobbie!

It has been way WAY too long a dry spell.....

**hinthint*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 10:05:06 AM
good tag-teaming, Janjo and roco....those kid pics are a gold mine. Might  have to join in...
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 10:06:41 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

You know my daddy's not no queer.....

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)

Mine is...and I'm making it everybody's business!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 10:16:45 AM
...My Dad's bigger than your Dad!

...Who sez?

...Your Dad!

lmao ;) :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 10:16:49 AM
BBM Bigger Is Better
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)


Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 10:18:05 AM
BBM Bigger Is Better
...
Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?

LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D     or maybe a GAZEBO??? ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 10:27:14 AM

out of the closet and into the shed!

(http://www.shedsandgazebos.com/images/storage-sheds-garden-shed.jpg)

ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.

jack: that's just because of the foliage.

ennis: the whut?


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 18, 2007, 10:36:56 AM
Just thought I would show you folks how I originally posted this in 'Bettermost' in their "Drabblefest'. You might feel less sad knowing Ennis spent most of his years after Jack surrounded by his family. When I saw the 'ghost pic' I couldn't resist.

Mark



Febuary 7, 2007
[/b]

Ennis reached for the navy blue wool sweater pullling over his head, weary arms through the sleeves. Once covered he smoothed it on his chest admiring the heavy yarn on this chilly morning, thinking if that Christmas a few years ago when he opened the big box adorned with fancy red and green bows with this sweater Alma Jr. had knitted for him. Looking in the mirror, he sees his face lined from decades in the wind and the sun, still sporting most of his hair, now streaked with grey. He had loved living in this house, in back of Alma Jr.'s and Kurt's that he had help them buy and not long after his first grandchild was born. Playing with his grandkids in the huge back yard,watching them grow up,  babysitting whenever he was needed, telling them stories of all his ranching days.  Sunday dinners with his whole family in the patio when it was warm. The yard stood empty now, all three of Jr's children grown, the last just left for college this last year.

Ennis reached for the closet door to close it lingering on the shirts hanging on th inside. Alma Jr. didn't like to talk about her daddy be'en gone, but Ennis had made she sure she knew that when his time had come he was to be buried in those shirts, just as they hung here one inside the other with a fresh pair of jeans, his favorite boots and hat.


Ennis touched the collar of the blue shirt. "Won't be long now bud...comin' soon....no...won't be long......Jack....Jack...Ah still see you in my dreams....riddin' tagether up in the Big Horns....after all this time....sometime when Ah wake...if 'n Ah just keep my eyes closed Ah can feel those big ol' arms of yours 'round me...tight.....your breath on my neck....face again' mine.....That's ....that' really you...isn't it....Jack?"

Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.


(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_3935.jpg)

 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 18, 2007, 10:44:01 AM
Just thought I would show you folks how I originally posted this in 'Bettermost' in their "Drabblefest'. You might feel less sad knowing Ennis spent most of his years after Jack surronded by his family. When I saw the 'ghost pic' I couldn't resist.

Mark

Febuary 7, 2007
[/b]
Alma Jr. didn't like to talk about her daddy be'en gone, but Ennis had made she sure she knew that when his time had come he was to be buried in those shirts, just as the hung here one inside the other with a fresh pair of jeans, his favorite boots and hat.

That's the part that just sends me over the edge! :'( :'( :'( :'(  [sobbing]
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 11:50:26 AM
BBM Bigger Is Better
...
Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?

LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D     or maybe a GAZEBO??? ;)
now that would be FABULOUS!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 11:56:35 AM

out of the closet and into the shed!

(http://www.shedsandgazebos.com/images/storage-sheds-garden-shed.jpg)

ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.

jack: that's just because of the foliage.

ennis: the whut?



Jack: Ok, Ennis don't open your eyes yet!

Ennis: Is this surprise bigger than a breadbox?

Jack: Yep!  heck it's even bigger than Don Wroe's cabin.....Ennis? ENNIS, GET BACK HERE!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 18, 2007, 12:01:39 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!


Alma:   Good to know, the girls are packed and ready to go with you and Lureen is on her way over to drop off Bobby Jr. for Jack.  You all have fun now!   And if I ain't home tomorrow night when you get back, don't wait up.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 18, 2007, 12:09:18 PM
BBM Bigger Is Better
...
Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?

LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D     or maybe a GAZEBO??? ;)

ah gads!  I'm nesting quotes and chit-chatting on the captioning thread - but I have to tell you that yesterday Carol and I were at the grocery store and some woman walked past me and gave me kind of a dirty look (don't know what wadded up her panties) n.e.way, I just leaned across the shopping cart to Carol and whispered, "You ever get the feelin that like people look at you funny?  like they know?  And then you go outside on the pavement and everyone's a-lookin' at you?"

"Maybe you oughta get outta here.  Start somewhere new.  Maybe Texas?"

Of course we were laughing hysterically in the produce section. 

SO right now all captions referencing that scene in the movie are my favorites.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 18, 2007, 12:10:51 PM

ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.

jack: that's just because of the foliage.

ennis: the whut?



jack: bushes
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 18, 2007, 03:03:26 PM

ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.

jack: that's just because of the foliage.

ennis: the whut?



jack: bushes
ennis: the whut?

jack: (sigh) the krummholz.

ennis: oh, right, right.  gotcha.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 18, 2007, 04:18:42 PM
 ;D ;D ;D I love that word, 'krummholz' ;so much guffawing potential.......
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 18, 2007, 04:20:34 PM
(http://www.cuttergallery.com/Images/Marsh/Marsh-BLACK-SHEEP-copy.jpg)

Ennis: What do we do now Jack?

Jack: Get in there and untangle them coloured sheep from ours I guess.
Mind you – I kinda like them pink ones.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 18, 2007, 04:31:54 PM
(http://jibbering.com/imgs/shepherds.jpg)

Miguel: That gringo in the blue shirt eez a very pretty boy. Why don’t we invite those two over
for coffee and beans Juan?

Juan: Do we have to have beans every time? Why deedn't you bring up some tacos like I asked?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 18, 2007, 04:42:28 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!


Alma:   Good to know, the girls are packed and ready to go with you and Lureen is on her way over to drop off Bobby Jr. for Jack.  You all have fun now!   And if I ain't home tomorrow night when you get back, don't wait up.

Thats's real nice. I always wanted ta meet Bobby n there's a circus over in Casper that Jack n the kids'll love. So don't hurry back on our account!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 18, 2007, 05:08:10 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/grocery2.jpg)

Mmmmmm. Wonder what those two ladies in the
produce section are findin’ so damn funny?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 18, 2007, 05:11:39 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!


Alma:   Good to know, the girls are packed and ready to go with you and Lureen is on her way over to drop off Bobby Jr. for Jack.  You all have fun now!   And if I ain't home tomorrow night when you get back, don't wait up.

Thats's real nice. I always wanted ta meet Bobby n there's a circus over in Casper that Jack n the kids'll love. So don't hurry back on our account!

Alma:  Oh don't worry,  I won't hurry back.  Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing"  Can I borrow your pole?   ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: mountain boy on February 18, 2007, 05:12:28 PM
(http://jibbering.com/imgs/shepherds.jpg)
omg MaMo, what a cute little ... whatever it is!!     :-* :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 18, 2007, 05:28:31 PM

 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Alma:  Oh don't worry,  I won't hurry back.  Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing"  Can I borrow your pole?   ;D


ENNIS:   Alma, if  the Good Lord wanted ya ta have a pole, ya would a been born with one!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 18, 2007, 05:31:57 PM

 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Alma:  Oh don't worry,  I won't hurry back.  Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing"  Can I borrow your pole?   ;D


ENNIS:   Alma, if  the Good Lord wanted ya ta have a pole, ya would a been born with one!

ROTFLMAO!!

Alma:   Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use?  Fishing or otherwise!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 18, 2007, 05:38:09 PM

ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.

jack: that's just because of the foliage.

ennis: the whut?



jack: bushes

Ennis: Now Jack, I done told you--no more damn women!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: fritzkep on February 18, 2007, 05:44:44 PM

 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Alma:  Oh don't worry,  I won't hurry back.  Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing"  Can I borrow your pole?   ;D


ENNIS:   Alma, if  the Good Lord wanted ya ta have a pole, ya would a been born with one!

ROTFLMAO!!

Alma:   Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use?  Fishing or otherwise!

Ennis (thinking): hehehehe!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 18, 2007, 05:46:30 PM
(http://jibbering.com/imgs/shepherds.jpg)

Miguel: That gringo in the blue shirt eez a very pretty boy. Why don’t we invite those two over
for coffee and beans Juan?

Juan: Do we have to have beans every time? Why deedn't you bring up some tacos like I asked?



Miguel: Them tortilla shells is hard to pack.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 18, 2007, 05:47:37 PM

 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)
ROTFLMAO!!
Alma:   Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use?  Fishing or otherwise!

Ennis:   Seems like The Lord knows a few things you don't Missy!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 18, 2007, 06:10:27 PM
News Flash! Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, Fed Up With Being World-Renowned Actors and Celebrities, Embark on a Second Career…
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/LGCaptioneers.jpg)
(Jake: It's time to wet my whistle! Oh yeah!
Heath: Want a cold stiff one?)

Should they have given up their day jobs? YOU DECIDE…
[/size]

MagicMountain: There is a subtle subtext here, worthy of AP herself. The "wet whistle" certainly has sexual overtones, while "cold stiff one" could also be sexual, but at the same time, it foretells death quietly but powerfully. As humor, however, it is a little obvious.

jasonWV: No way, José. I don't want a cold stiff anything.

TwistandShout: I don't know. By the time Jack's wet his whistle on it, it won't be cold any longer… But tfmisc could write a better caption with half the keys stuck.

Lyle (Mooska): So could Jannis. And they both used the same picture. No challenge there. Hmm: caption idea. Cocktail series two: "Cold Cock: Opens you up and wrings you out with one slug." --Nah. Even theirs was funnier than that. Wonder if I could have them selling this picture in my next Laugh-In one? (Leaves.)

Ministering Angel: It's at least as romantic as my "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" parody.

IWishIKnew: Ah, yes--"DNA from wall to wall." A tender and lyrical ode to the season.

HR: As long as I've got Paddle Me Jack and Tickle Me Ennis, I don't care what Ledger and Gyllenhaal do.

CellarDweller115 PMs ImJackShesEnnis: Well, I don't know if it IS a Caption if they write on the actual picture! Do you think it's OT?

ImJackShesEnnis: Look, you've got Jake Gyllenhaal talking about wetting his whistle with Heath Ledger. That's "on" any Brokeback topic he likes, as far as I'm concerned. But you can ask Melisande.

CanStandIt: You know, it actually is pretty funny. I think we ought to be nice to them so they'll come back. Heath especially.

Trubrokeback: Heath and Jake, writing sexually charged captions about Ennis and Jack on a still from Brokeback. Well, a boy can dream, can't he?

gnash: I hereby offer both of them my services…to help lick that rather poor photo into shape. Gratis, if I get to help lick Heath, I mean help Heath first.




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 18, 2007, 06:19:49 PM

 (http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)
ROTFLMAO!!
Alma:   Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use?  Fishing or otherwise!

Ennis:   Seems like The Lord know a few things you don't Missy!

Alma:  Yep we are quite a pair aren't we?  The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways!   Oh by the way Happy Anniversary!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 18, 2007, 07:16:28 PM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/Oscarstatuette.jpg)
"All present and accounted for... We're headed to Bay City for that special screening of Brokeback Mountain. Do you think those folks in Hollywood will notice that we're gone?"



 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 18, 2007, 07:17:06 PM

My Dad's bigger than your Dad!

Who sez?

Your Dad!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!  I totally snorked my water on this one!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 07:59:34 PM
Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?


aww, good one... :(     :)   :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 08:01:03 PM
gnash: I hereby offer both of them my services…to help lick that rather poor photo into shape. Gratis, if I get to help lick Heath, I mean help Heath first.
[/b]

LOL,,, and i almost said "My dad can lick your dad" to the swingset/bobby pics.. :D ;D ;)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 08:06:31 PM

(http://jibbering.com/imgs/shepherds.jpg)

juan: what do you suppose we do now?

miguel: get on in there an untangle them sexy young american sheepherders' sheep outta ours, i guess.


Title: Q
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 08:17:21 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/grocery2.jpg)

Mmmmmm. Wonder what those two ladies in the
produce section are findin’ so damn funny?


tittering voices from the produce department:

IESJ: somebody's got her panties in a bunch!  that woman by the nuts needs to lighten up!

IJSE: now, now, give her a break -- she's married to that queer fella we see on the sidewalk all the time.

IESJ: you mean she's married to monroe?

IJSE: not monroe, the OTHER guy that everybody stares at like they know.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 18, 2007, 08:38:39 PM
News Flash! Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, Fed Up With Being World-Renowned Actors and Celebrities, Embark on a Second Career…


Trubrokeback: Heath and Jake, writing sexually charged captions about Ennis and Jack on a still from Brokeback. Well, a boy can dream, can't he?


And don't you dare wake me up! ;D  LOL! ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 18, 2007, 08:40:54 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/grocery2.jpg)

Mmmmmm. Wonder what those two ladies in the
produce section are findin’ so damn funny?


Alma [thinking]: And why are they buying up all the bananas?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 18, 2007, 08:54:00 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/sheepcolorized.jpg)
Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdozyembracecropped.jpg)(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg)(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackreunionhugcropped.jpg)
    Ennis: Oh yeah.

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


Tfmisc that is truly brilliant. Bravo!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 18, 2007, 09:07:12 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/cowboy_cartoon.gif)
Jack: Fraid I can't make it fer fishin' this weekend Ennis.
I'm a bit tied up with the bulls.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 18, 2007, 09:33:12 PM
New from BBM & Co.
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There's sure to be a showdown at high noon when you send your
little cowboy off to school with these great boxes.

The Buckaroo (aka the Jack Twist)
This model comes with images of Jack practicing his ropin' skills on one side,
while the other side proclaims every gay cowboy's dream.   
Ample room for potato peelin' knives and can openers.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/10584.jpg)

Also just released, The Lonesome Rancher (aka the Ennis Del Mar)
This model comes with displays of what that Cow 'n' Calf operation could have been.
The dome lid easily accommodates bottles of Old Rose for drinking alone or on shares.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/11611.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 09:57:41 PM
^^^ oh wow those are cute tins!!

"peelin knives and can openers."  LOL ;) ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 18, 2007, 10:22:48 PM
A hard man is good to find!
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/ebf93068-1.jpg)

Hey girls! I’m Ennis’ older brother KE. I hear your menfolk have bin neglectin’
you somethin’ awful. But never fear ladies - the cavalry has arrived! Come and get me!


(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_3010-1.jpg)
La Shawn is momentarily speechless.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/almasmile.jpg)
Alma breaks into a rare shy smile.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/lureen3.jpg)
Lureen has gone back to brunette and is practising her mating call.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/cass3.jpg)
Cassie is already half undressed.

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/fayette2.jpg)
Even Fayette is finally looking hopeful!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 10:35:34 PM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/ebf93068-1.jpg) (http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/fayette2.jpg)

hey there KE! you got me weak in the knees
and while my crotch lost its squeeze
you take me to new heights
and i'm aimin to please!


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 18, 2007, 10:39:41 PM

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/lureen3.jpg)

one word mama: kegels....


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 18, 2007, 11:31:52 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/sheepcolorized.jpg)
Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdozyembracecropped.jpg)(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg)(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackreunionhugcropped.jpg)
    Ennis: Oh yeah.

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/BlackandWhite.jpg)
Oh, yeah.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 19, 2007, 01:09:03 AM

(Jake: It's time to wet my whistle! Oh yeah!
Heath: Want a cold stiff one?)

Should they have given up their day jobs? YOU DECIDE…

LMAOPIMP! Hilarious, C! You know us so well! :D ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 19, 2007, 01:11:42 AM
Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?


Ennis: Oh yeah.

Ouch. :'( Brilliant.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 19, 2007, 02:28:48 AM
Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/BlackandWhite.jpg)
Oh, yeah.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 19, 2007, 03:01:51 AM
News Flash! Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, Fed Up With Being World-Renowned Actors and Celebrities, Embark on a Second Career…
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/LGCaptioneers.jpg)
(Jake: It's time to wet my whistle! Oh yeah!
Heath: Want a cold stiff one?)

Should they have given up their day jobs? YOU DECIDE…
[/size]

Jannis: "I can't even read when Jake sits with his legs like that. And his hand there. You decide, guys. I'll be on the Jake's Chesthair thread."

 ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 19, 2007, 03:09:17 AM

I want a Jake's Leghair thread too!  ;)


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 19, 2007, 03:27:21 AM

Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?


    Ennis: Oh yeah.

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/BlackandWhite.jpg)
Oh, yeah.



Oh no, oh no, oh no!! That is NOT FAIR!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 19, 2007, 03:28:37 AM
(http://home.maine.rr.com/jackmilton/photos/BShepherds.jpg)

I told you those sheep would drift off again with you playin’ that damn harmonica.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 19, 2007, 04:21:54 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ireland, Wales or Scotland, mamo?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 19, 2007, 04:51:48 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ireland, Wales or Scotland, mamo?



Connemara in Ireland.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 19, 2007, 04:59:35 AM

What an amazing landscape...


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 19, 2007, 05:19:17 AM
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Arethusa_2006/Casanova4.jpg)
Ennis (thinking): I dunno, somehow it felt different when Jack did it.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 19, 2007, 05:21:01 AM
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/casanova2.jpg)
I hear what they got in Mexico for boys like you.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 19, 2007, 05:23:06 AM
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Arethusa_2006/cap866-1.jpg)
After Jack's death, Ennis gave the straight life one more try but his heart just wasn't in it.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 19, 2007, 06:07:39 AM
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Arethusa_2006/Casanova4.jpg)
Ennis (thinking): I dunno, somehow it felt different when Jack did it.

looked a little more convincing too....  :-\
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 19, 2007, 06:14:43 AM


(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Arethusa_2006/cap866-1.jpg)



Jeeeez... she must have had sushi for lunch!
[/size]



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 19, 2007, 07:43:24 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/2005_casanova_019.jpg)

Ennis (to himself):  I think I'm gonna like Mexico!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 19, 2007, 10:37:50 AM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)
Jack [thinking]: Shit.  Why am I always caught between a rock and a hard place?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 19, 2007, 10:50:51 AM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)
Lureen [thinking]: Oh god!  My roots are showing.  I can just feel it.  I knew I should have touched 'em up more than three times this week.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 19, 2007, 10:54:41 AM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)
Randall [thinking]: Poor Jack, he's got it so bad.  That Lureen seems like a real bitch.  I hear their boy takes after her too.  God knows LaShawn's a challenge to live with, but at least she knows better than to carry a white purse before Easter. 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 19, 2007, 11:01:03 AM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)


Lureen:  Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto. And an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend!

Jack and Randall:  **gulp**
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 19, 2007, 11:03:16 AM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)
Randall [thinking]: Poor Jack, he's got it so bad.  That Lureen seems like a real bitch.  I hear their boy takes after her too.  God knows LaShawn's a challenge to live with, but at least she knows better than to carry a white purse before Easter. 

Lureen: It is a silver purse, thank you very much, and yes, I'm psychic.  I get it from Fayette. 
Jack: <gulp!>
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 19, 2007, 11:09:59 AM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)
Randall [thinking]: Poor Jack, he's got it so bad.  That Lureen seems like a real bitch.  I hear their boy takes after her too.  God knows LaShawn's a challenge to live with, but at least she knows better than to carry a white purse before Easter. 

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Oh, you shouldn't have brought me into this, ass face!  Jesus Christ, What a picture!  So, this is the new one, huh Dad?  Doesn't seem your type.  For one thing, he speaks more than 2 words at a time, and he doesn't have a Spanish accent and ask for money up front.  Oh, I see, an animal husbandry major?  What the hell kinda stupid degree is that?  How many animals you husbanded?  He he he.  Oh, never mind, I've seen your wife!  Hey, Randy, does this bring back some fond memories?  Squeeeeel squeeeel!  He he.  Now, FYI, my dad is a former sheepherder y'know, so he might go baaaa baaaa instead.  I'm sure you'll be able to make that adjustment, ya' filthy bastard.  And just look at Mom.  What a trainwreak!  Just totally out of it from huffing all those Miss Clairol chemicals.  I really ought to charge admission to this funhouse!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 19, 2007, 11:28:15 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/12207__infamous_l.jpg)

Perry:  You know it could be like this, just like this always.

Truman:  Actually it couldn't, you are hanging in a few days hon.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 19, 2007, 12:21:58 PM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)


(never seen this pic... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - photoshopped?)


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 19, 2007, 02:05:53 PM
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/BBM_cd2_0499.jpg?t=1171918292)

Jack's Subconscious: Oh yeah! I got him now! I know that postcard means just what it says and nothing more! I know my En! It's why I haven't quit my job or told Lureen I'm leaving for good! But now I'll drive up there pretending to expect something different---he'll freak-reject me and cause me such pain that I'll have my excuse for Mexico and more! Plus I'll get all all the sympathy! And here's the best part! His rejection will remind me of when my Dad pissed on me and beat me! It will make me feel that bad only next month I'll get some reconciliation from En that I never got from the old man! This is going to be great! woohooo!!

(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l14/jb1179/bbm1578.jpg?t=1171918818)

John Twist Sr.: You can not escape me.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 19, 2007, 02:06:34 PM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)


(never seen this pic... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - photoshopped?)




no. I've seen this before. it's not photoshopped.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 19, 2007, 03:06:15 PM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_054_jpg.jpg)

Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.

Get Shorty

(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_037_jpg.jpg)

I'm not gonna say any more than I have to, if that.

Get Shorty

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/bb728-1.jpg)

You know, Ennis, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy f**k.
 
Saturday Night Fever

(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_088_jpg.jpg)

The only way you're gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying
to jam you into. You let 'em do that and you're gonna end up in nothing but misery!


Saturday Night Fever

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 19, 2007, 03:56:03 PM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)

When you're this cool, they're out to get you.

The Fonze
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 19, 2007, 04:07:24 PM

(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)

The annual gathering of the Childress Cod-Clutching Society
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 19, 2007, 04:41:51 PM
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Arethusa_2006/cap115.jpg)
Jack, I knew you felt bad but ain't this takin things to extremes?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 19, 2007, 04:51:45 PM
John Twist Sr.: You can not escape me.

Oh, jason, this is so deep.  I'm gonna need a therapy session after this one.   :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: trubrokeback on February 19, 2007, 04:52:57 PM
Jack, I knew you felt bad but ain't this takin things to extremes?

Good one! Very clever! :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 19, 2007, 09:56:20 PM

(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/002rs90k/tc8b4z)

What're ya waitin' for, cowboy...a matin' call?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 19, 2007, 10:02:50 PM

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Gotta go. My matin' just called.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 20, 2007, 01:02:57 AM

(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/002rs90k/tc8b4z)

What're ya waitin' for, cowboy...a matin' call?


Do matin' calls get any louder than that?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 20, 2007, 04:49:01 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/sheepcolorized.jpg)
Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?


(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdozyembracecropped.jpg)(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg)(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackreunionhugcropped.jpg)
    Ennis: Oh yeah.

 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 



OMG....love it!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 20, 2007, 04:53:59 AM
Hey everyone.....rather than qoute every caption, just wanted to say the recent ones have been great!  y'all had me laughing out loud this morning!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 20, 2007, 05:03:59 AM
The annual gathering of the Childress Cod-Clutching Society


Is that what they were fishing for?  Cod?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ImEnnisShesJack on February 20, 2007, 05:06:37 AM


Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?


    Ennis: Oh yeah.
 

OMG....love it!

THere's no way you could have known, tfmisc, but that is exactly how Carol and I describe what it was like meeting each other.
 :'(  :D 

happy tears.  great caption.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 20, 2007, 05:32:50 AM
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h98/Sid401k/Whereisit.jpg)
Sheep thinkin' : If this is any indication, Ennis is goin' to stay a virgin a REAL long time. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 20, 2007, 05:52:58 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/BrokebackMountain_25.jpg)

Jack: "You got the entry fee in your pocket, Ennis?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Jannis on February 20, 2007, 05:53:50 AM
That's probably been done before? :P
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 20, 2007, 05:58:24 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_093_jpg.jpg)
"You got crud in the corner of your eye. . ."
"Your nose runnin'? It's a little crusty. . ."
"Can I lick it off. . . ?"
"Me first. . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 20, 2007, 05:59:03 AM
That's probably been done before? :P

Not by Ennis, it hasn't.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 20, 2007, 06:10:31 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/grocery2.jpg)
Workin' on this display, can't help but think of Monroe. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 20, 2007, 09:12:31 AM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah  :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 20, 2007, 09:14:54 AM

Rick B has struck again....  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 20, 2007, 09:15:03 AM
Waaaah is right!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(  The Notorious RickB does it again!  Thank you, sweetie.  :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 20, 2007, 09:18:13 AM
oh boy, there i go again :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 09:20:12 AM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/heath-2.jpg)

Michelle:  Okay, who is The Notorious RickB?

Heath:  I haven't got a clue!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 20, 2007, 09:25:49 AM
OMG, Lola, THIS is The Notorious RickB:

http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=17834.msg584352#msg584352

He has done some of the GREATEST captions ever.  The above one was the first ever, I believe, to take a serious look at the film through captions.  He doesn't work much now, but his most recent one shows what he is capable of when he does. He can also be hysterically FUNNY!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 09:29:32 AM
LOL Sorry I know who he is, but Michelle and Heath don't!  It was a lame attempt at humour!  :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 20, 2007, 09:30:44 AM
LOL Sorry I know who he is, but Michelle and Heath don't!  It was a lame attempt at humour!  :D
Oh, ok, Lola, I wondered how you might not have heard of Rick.  My bad!    ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 20, 2007, 11:13:43 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis29.jpg)
"Look at me, Jack Twist, you fuckin' look at me, an hear me good.
This ain't what I want, Jack, I want to be with you, but I can't, not now.
My girls need me, I can't let them down. You gotta understand.
 If it was up to me, things'd be different. Real different,
you know that, but things ain't up to me, never have been....

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis30.jpg)
Oh, fuck , what have I done? Jack ain't gonna love me after this..."


Rick B
Sad as it was Ennis did the right thing, put his daughters and Bobby before Himself and Jack
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 11:26:04 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

Thanks Daddy!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 20, 2007, 11:33:44 AM
Sad as it was Ennis did the right thing, put his daughters and Bobby before Himself and Jack

Did he really?
The gap between whether this was 'right' or 'wrong' is, IMHO, what the whole movie deals about.
I don't think there's a perfect right-or-wrong, put children before-or-after.
It's different variations of love that all compete and struggle to survive at the same time.
Impossible to resolve, perhaps.
Eternal contradictions.


(Wrong thread, I know, but felt the urge to respond on the spot... ;))





Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 20, 2007, 11:35:17 AM
Thanks Daddy!

You're welcome!
Now my love has gone forever, but I won't leave you until the divorce.
Are you happy now?


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 11:41:35 AM
Thanks Daddy!

You're welcome!
Now my love has gone forever, but I won't leave you until the divorce.
Are you happy now?

But he didn't leave after the divorce! His kids were not what stopped him, but I do respect and admire him for putting them first. 

Like you say wrong thread!  ;)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 20, 2007, 11:55:24 AM
Hmmm... I have really a lot of things on my mind concerning that discussion
which we've already had a bit on the same issues last year (almost a year ago, I think), but well...

...wrong thread!  ;)

(see my post # 1312 above)




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 12:11:36 PM
Hmmm... I have really a lot of things on my mind concerning that discussion
which we've already had a bit on the same issues last year (almost a year ago, I think), but well...

...wrong thread!  ;)

(see my post # 1312 above)

We could go in General Discussions, you start and I will follow.  You know I always respect your opinions!  :-*

Quote
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 12:22:49 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/scamcard.jpg)

Ennis (to himself):  Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers?   Sheesh Jack I don't know what the hell half this stuff is.  I knew marrying that guy was a mistake.   I don't know why we can't just have beans for dinner.....do me fine.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lyle (Mooska) on February 20, 2007, 12:45:02 PM
The Notorious RickB does it again!

Does what?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 12:50:33 PM
Ennis (thinks): Hollandaise sauce mix? Mix?   I guess Jack ain’t really queer after all.

ROTFLMAO!!!   I didn't want poor Ennis's head to explode!!  :D   Hey I use the mix!! LOL
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 01:06:14 PM
(http://images1.snapfish.com/347776493%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D32339%3B8489859nu0mrj)

Monroe:  Hey Alma I like to do that thing that makes babies, you know what I'm saying?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 20, 2007, 01:33:33 PM
Sad as it was Ennis did the right thing, put his daughters and Bobby before Himself and Jack

Did he really?
The gap between whether this was 'right' or 'wrong' is, IMHO, what the whole movie deals about.
I don't think there's a perfect right-or-wrong, put children before-or-after.
It's different variations of love that all compete and struggle to survive at the same time.
Impossible to resolve, perhaps.
Eternal contradictions.


(Wrong thread, I know, but felt the urge to respond on the spot... ;))






At that time the DelMar/ Twist children needed their daddys a lot more the Ennis and Jack needed eachother. Parents personal lives never should take priority over minor children.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 20, 2007, 02:42:26 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/scamcard.jpg)

Ennis (to himself):  Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers?   Sheesh Jack I don't know what the hell half this stuff is.  I knew marrying that guy was a mistake.   I don't know why we can't just have beans for dinner.....do me fine.

fantastic ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 03:03:56 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/scamcard.jpg)

Ennis (to himself):  Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers…

Ennis (thinks): Hollandaise sauce mix? Mix?   I guess Jack ain’t really queer after all.
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)


I think this is way funnier than what I said!! LOL
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 20, 2007, 04:37:09 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb683.jpg)

You still go making Hollandaise sauce with that Jack Twist?


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 20, 2007, 04:42:04 PM
(http://images1.snapfish.com/347776493%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D32339%3B8489859nu0mrj)

Monroe:  Boy, it's a good thing it was peanuts and not Hollandaise sauce.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 20, 2007, 05:05:41 PM
 
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)

Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: fritzkep on February 20, 2007, 05:10:38 PM
Oh Roco, so true, so true........

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 20, 2007, 05:20:48 PM
Oh, fuck , what have I done? Jack ain't gonna love me after this..."
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Rick B
OMG-just kill us and be done with it, Rick!   :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 20, 2007, 05:25:54 PM
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Arethusa_2006/cap115.jpg)
Jack, I knew you felt bad but ain't this takin things to extremes?

You know, Jack, that'd be a much more effective attention-gettin ploy if that lasso o' yourn didn't reach the ground.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 20, 2007, 05:27:30 PM

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)

Gotta go. My matin' just called.


I love this.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 20, 2007, 05:31:00 PM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/BrokebackMountain_25.jpg)

Jack: "You got the entry fee in your pocket, Ennis?"

Ennis: Oh, I think you'll find I got me the winnin entry in here. And in a minute, it's gone a be in there.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 20, 2007, 05:34:42 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)

Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't.

This is really good.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 20, 2007, 05:39:40 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/scamcard.jpg)

Ennis (to himself):  Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers?   Sheesh Jack I don't know what the hell half this stuff is.  I knew marrying that guy was a mistake.   I don't know why we can't just have beans for dinner.....do me fine.

Ennis: I don't see much pointing in ridin' lady fingers, m'self.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 20, 2007, 05:53:50 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)

Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't
Daily Sheeter and a lesson to us all.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 20, 2007, 08:20:49 PM
Ennis (thinks): Hollandaise sauce mix? Mix?   I guess Jack ain’t really queer after all.
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)

Ennis: There again, I could be wrong.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Hollandaise.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 20, 2007, 08:40:21 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Holland.jpg)

Ennis: You been to Holland, Jack? Huh? 'Cause I hear what they got for boys like you in Holland.

Jack: Hell no, I ain't been to Holland. What give you that idea?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 20, 2007, 09:03:49 PM
OMG you guys are killing me!!! LOL

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)

Grampa, Dad put hollandaise sauce in my Kraft Dinner!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: midget_size on February 20, 2007, 09:33:38 PM
Ennis: I don't see much pointing in ridin' lady fingers, m'self.

LMAO!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 20, 2007, 09:55:34 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb228.jpg)

Jack: My momma, she believed in the Hollandaise sauce mix.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 20, 2007, 09:56:08 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb272.jpg)
Ennis: You know I ain't queer.

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb270.jpg)
Jack: Me neither. 

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb271.jpg)
Least not "make your own Hollandaise from scratch" queer.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 20, 2007, 10:00:34 PM
It's All Lola's fault

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis29.jpg)

Ennis: Jack..........now don't go all Hollandaise on me.....

Jack: I'll see ya next month, then-AND DON'T EXPECT NO MIX, YOU SONOFAWHORESONEBITCH!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 20, 2007, 10:09:24 PM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)


Lureen: Knowing you, Jack, its probly some pretend Hollandaise sauce mix....

Jack: Wives don't never seem to wanna cook with their husbands... Why d'ya suppose that is, Lureen?

Randall: I like my sauce on weekends, with some fish, and a little whiskey-y'know?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 20, 2007, 10:57:58 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb272.jpg)
Ennis: Eatin Hollandaise sauce ain't natural, Jack. I'm afeard a gone blind or somethin.

(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb271.jpg)
Jack: Then you got nothin to worry about, Ennis. It ain't Hollandaise sauce you been eatin.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 20, 2007, 11:19:01 PM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb140.jpg)

Basque: Hollandaise? Jeez, what queers.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: paintedshoes on February 20, 2007, 11:29:04 PM
Oh...my...god...!!!!!!!!

Hollandaise sauce is officially the funniest condiment ever!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 20, 2007, 11:36:31 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/newbeans.jpg)

No More Hollandaise Beans!
(if you listen reallllly close, you can hear Jack say it   ;)  )

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 20, 2007, 11:37:05 PM
R&R... ;D ;D ;D 'i'm a feard a gone blind'-Ennis the Beveryly Hillbilly!!!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 21, 2007, 12:34:54 AM

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Holland.jpg)

November?
Wat is er verdomme mis met augustus?
Moet je goed luisteren, we hebben augustus gezegd, negen, tien dagen.
Christus, Ennis!
Waarom heb je me dat niet eerder verteld?

Whut?



For isa
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 21, 2007, 12:47:25 AM
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9003/bbmthreeec9.png)


Lureen: Knowing you, Jack, its probly some pretend Hollandaise sauce mix....

Jack: Wives don't never seem to wanna cook with their husbands... Why d'ya suppose that is, Lureen?

Randall: I like my sauce on weekends, with some fish, and a little whiskey-y'know?

Very clever work here CSI. Very clever.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 21, 2007, 12:49:39 AM

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Holland.jpg)

Hollandaise.
And Hollandnights, too.
Is that a fuckin' problem?


Forgive me. This is so awful...but I couldn't resist



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 21, 2007, 12:52:33 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis29.jpg)

ENNIS: Whut you mean, yer haulin days is gittin sour?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 21, 2007, 12:56:16 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Holland.jpg)

Ennis: You know I aint Dutch.

Jack: Me neither.




Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 21, 2007, 12:59:40 AM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb140.jpg)

BASQUE: Firzt dey ask fer dat Hollandaize sauze, now dey vant thiz zoop.....

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Food/CockFlavor.jpg)

Dem boyz iz queer fer zhur.



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 21, 2007, 01:01:07 AM
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Food/PillsburyDoughBoy.jpg)

At Exactly 4:50 The Assbaby Pops Out Of Jack's Oven.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 01:34:40 AM
November?
Wat is er verdomme mis met augustus?
Moet je goed luisteren, we hebben augustus gezegd, negen, tien dagen.
Christus, Ennis!
Waarom heb je me dat niet eerder verteld?



That's the ultimate 'Hollandaise' caption for me - loved it...


 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 01:35:57 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)

Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't...

I second the message of this wonderful, tragic post.
And it makes me cry...  :'(


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 01:43:54 AM
At that time the DelMar/ Twist children needed their daddys a lot more the Ennis and Jack needed each other. Parents personal lives never should take priority over minor children.

There is no more or less. It's not a quantity thing that solves relationships between lovers or parents/children.
And the children are a part of their parents' personal lives, so how can there be a priority against them?
I think the worst thing for children and their fragile souls is when they start to sense that their parents, out of a false honesty, refuse their own happiness and put the final responsabilty upon them. Like "Well I would have like to lived that way, but hadn't the right to, because you were still little children..." That's taking children as an emotional hostage.
After the divorce (result of Ennis' lack of honesty towards himself, towards Jack and his children) Ennis became pretty much a weekend father, even less afterwards. So what kind of priority was that? And the girls could feel that his heart belonged not to their mother, not to Cassie, but to someone else he sent away the first time they laid eyes upon him. They must have felt pretty guilty when growing up, if anything. Daddy had to sacrifice s.th. because we existed.

All I say doesn't diminish AT ALL that he sincerely loved them "to pieces", as he put it.

Could we move the sharing of these thoughts over to the General Discussion Thread, please?

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 01:47:39 AM
We could go in General Discussions, you start and I will follow.  You know I always respect your opinions!  :-*

Ok, Lola  ;) :-*, I'll lead the way over there as I've been PMed and contacted by many other DCFers, too.

See you there!



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 21, 2007, 02:33:56 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)

Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't...

I second the message of this wonderful, tragic post.
And it makes me cry...  :'(





 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: chapeaugris on February 21, 2007, 03:40:25 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/bear.jpg)
Make my sauce Béarnaise!! Grrrrrrrrr...
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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 21, 2007, 04:27:48 AM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)
I stole your shirt. . .
You stole my heart. . .
. . .And you need to steal away from this dump, Ennis.
. . .For the two of us. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 04:29:22 AM
^^^^^^^^


Beautiful...

Sad...


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 21, 2007, 04:30:33 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0423.jpg)

Jack: Ennis did you bring the hollerin' sauce?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0425.jpg)

Ennis: got the whip cream right here! can't wait to make ya holler!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 21, 2007, 04:38:18 AM
Every Child's Dream
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0515.jpg)

Junior: Daddy we just want you to be happy

Jenny: Yeah, as long as it's with Mommy! And we're all back together!


Every Child's Fantasy

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0515.jpg)

Junior: Dad, can your friend take me to my prom?

Jenny: And mine too Daddy!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 21, 2007, 04:40:24 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_033_jpg.jpg)

Ennis: Hey Jack. What is this sauce stuff you added to the beans?

JacK: Hollandaise sauce.

Ennis: Whut?

Jack: It's white Ketchup Ennis.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 21, 2007, 04:40:43 AM
Oh...my...god...!!!!!!!!

Hollandaise sauce is officially the funniest condiment ever!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/condiment.jpg)

Ennis: The funniest whut?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 21, 2007, 04:45:13 AM

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)

You been window shoppin' in Amsterdam Jack Twist?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 04:53:24 AM

mamo and tfmisc, excellent! LMAO!  :D :D  ;D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 21, 2007, 04:54:55 AM
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb228.jpg)
"Got sauce?"

"Let's whip us up a batch right now. . ."

"Box or can?"

"Well, unless you're really a Jacqueline. . . . . . ."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jasonwv on February 21, 2007, 04:57:35 AM
Quote
Got sauce?"

"Let's whip us up a batch right now. . ."

"Box or can?"

"Well, unless you're really a Jacqueline. . . . . . ."

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 21, 2007, 05:07:52 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)
Tent don't look right. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 21, 2007, 05:11:42 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmagirlsdutchcaps.jpg)

Ennis: You been to Holland, Alma fuckin’ Del Mar?
 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 

You been to Holland, Alma, fuckin Twist?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 21, 2007, 05:12:55 AM


Jack: I was hopin’ you’d let me stick my finger in your…

Ennis: I ain’t no dyke!

 
 
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
 


Love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Ministering angel on February 21, 2007, 05:14:41 AM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)


I'm wearin this dutch cap cause I don't want no more ass babies!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 21, 2007, 05:17:34 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Blech.jpg)
Ennis: Hollandaise don't taste right.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 21, 2007, 05:25:25 AM
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_033_jpg.jpg)
Shit, Jack, after I so carefully arranged my eggs so alluringly in this here basket. . .lookin' like
they're ready to crack right open. . .what the hell are ya lookin' in the pot for? None of those
photo cappers looked in the damn pot.  T H E Y  knew where to find the sausage and
eggs alright. . .They even added the hollandaise. . .a right nice touch. . .mighty neighborly. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 21, 2007, 05:32:51 AM
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0515.jpg)
Junior : Are you the bullshitter. . . ?
Jenny : . . .Or the rodeo clown. . . ?
Together : Mom and Dad always get you confused. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 05:35:31 AM
Ennis: Hollandaise don't taste right.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Precious!   :D  ;D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 21, 2007, 05:46:06 AM
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/windmill.jpg)
Toto I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Wyoming anymore.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: TwistandShout on February 21, 2007, 05:51:26 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Blech.jpg)
Alma, contemplating the turkey, suddenly realizes : My God, after all those years with Ennis, is that what it looks like from behind. . . ?

Ennis, realizing the same thing. . .
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 21, 2007, 06:53:50 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Blech.jpg)
Alma, contemplating the turkey, suddenly realizes : My God, after all those years with Ennis, is that what it looks like from behind. . . ?

Ennis, realizing the same thing. . .


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 21, 2007, 07:08:28 AM
 
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Blech.jpg)

ALMA thinking:   I hope he burns in HELL!

ENNIS thinking:   I feel like I'm in HELL!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 07:12:36 AM
We could go in General Discussions, you start and I will follow.  You know I always respect your opinions!  :-*

Ok, Lola  ;) :-*, I'll lead the way over there as I've been PMed and contacted by many other DCFers, too.

See you there!


See ya there, I will bring the asparagus and the sauce (with the forbidden name) LOL
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: janjo on February 21, 2007, 07:24:58 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/whateverhappenedennis.png)

Jack: Where the hell you been? Up with the sheep all day, I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is Hollandaisse sauce....................!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 21, 2007, 07:37:22 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/whateverhappenedennis.png)

Jack: Where the hell you been? Up with the sheep all day, I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is Hollandaisse sauce....................!

ENNIS:   That ain't Hollandaisse ya fool, I wrung it out before I left n forgot ta get rid of it!

JACK:   Hmmm ... sure did like that nutty flavor, ya got any more?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 07:41:55 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/whateverhappenedennis.png)

Jack: Where the hell you been? Up with the sheep all day, I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is Hollandaisse sauce....................!

ENNIS:   That ain't Hollandaisse ya fool, I wrung it out before I left n forgot ta get rid of it!

JACK:   Hmmm ... sure did like that nutty flavor, ya got any more?

(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Bubo on February 21, 2007, 07:58:38 AM
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Desk.jpg)

RDJ:  Dude, Fincher wants the next take to be just like #95,876,274 but with more feeling.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CellarDweller115 on February 21, 2007, 08:04:50 AM

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)


Daddy, what's an "ass-baby"?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 21, 2007, 08:12:55 AM
can someone PM the location of a copy of this without the hat please.

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Nax on February 21, 2007, 08:33:54 AM
Sorry this just cried out to me

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not
go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 08:36:35 AM
can someone PM the location of a copy of this without the hat please.

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)

Jack:  Why Nax ya got a problem with my hat?  ;)

Ennis:  Yea he has a problem with your hat, you look like in idiot!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 08:50:10 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/Brokebackpic.jpg)

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/Titanic.jpg)

Love is a Force of Nature
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 09:39:06 AM
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Desk.jpg)

Robert:  Don't look now, but I think those two guys over there are making out.

Jake:  Really??

Robert:  Yea, you into that kind of stuff?

Jake:  Who me?

Robert:  Yea you?

Jake:  I don't know, you into that kind of stuff?

Robert:  I am asking you first?

Jake:  I am asking you first?

Robert:  Na, I ain't into it.

Jake:  Na, me neither.

Robert:  You wanna go have a cocktail after work or something?

Jake:  Sure a cocktail is good.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 09:45:38 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on February 21, 2007, 10:09:57 AM
At that time the DelMar/ Twist children needed their daddys a lot more the Ennis and Jack needed each other. Parents personal lives never should take priority over minor children.

There is no more or less. It's not a quantity thing that solves relationships between lovers or parents/children.
And the children are a part of their parents' personal lives, so how can there be a priority against them?
I think the worst thing for children and their fragile souls is when they start to sense that their parents, out of a false honesty, refuse their own happiness and put the final responsabilty upon them. Like "Well I would have like to lived that way, but hadn't the right to, because you were still little children..." That's taking children as an emotional hostage.
After the divorce (result of Ennis' lack of honesty towards himself, towards Jack and his children) Ennis became pretty much a weekend father, even less afterwards. So what kind of priority was that? And the girls could feel that his heart belonged not to their mother, not to Cassie, but to someone else he sent away the first time they laid eyes upon him. They must have felt pretty guilty when growing up, if anything. Daddy had to sacrifice s.th. because we existed.

All I say doesn't diminish AT ALL that he sincerely loved them "to pieces", as he put it.

Could we move the sharing of these thoughts over to the General Discussion Thread, please?


Sounds like you are trying to justify leaving ones family The Priority is raising your kids. It the children that pay the price when their parents split, being carted of from home to home. We make choices an commitments and have to make the best of them.

Be happy to discuss this on another thread but can't locate it.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 10:15:29 AM
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=17.new#new

Here ya go!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 10:20:29 AM
Sounds like you are trying to justify leaving ones family.
The Priority is raising your kids. It the children that pay the price when their parents split, being carted of from home to home. We make choices and commitments and have to make the best of them.
Be happy to discuss this on another thread but can't locate it.

I don't think you see my point at all.
You misinterprete my sentences and read something in them which isn't there.
It has absolutely nothing to do with priority.
I don't justify anything, there's nothing to justify.
Come over to the General discussion thread where a heated discussion is on its way already. OK?


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 12:28:17 PM

Day Late and a Dollar Short Dept.
Please, MadCappers: PMs only for any further discussion on the above topic. I've done enough post deleting for now!

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 12:30:36 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/christina_aguilera.jpg)

Jenny Del Mar tries her hand at rodeo!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: dylan on February 21, 2007, 12:56:13 PM


Because I liked you better
Than suits a man to say,
It irked you, and I promised
To throw the thought away.

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/worldbetweenus.jpg)

To put the world between us
We parted, stiff and dry;


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/forgetme.jpg)

‘Good-bye’, said you, ‘forget me.’


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/iwill.jpg)

‘I will, no fear’, said I.



(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/wherecloverwhitens.jpg)

If here, where clover whitens
The dead man’s knoll, you pass,
And no tall flower to meet you
Starts in the trefoiled grass,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/haltbytheheadstone.jpg)

Halt by the headstone naming
The heart no longer stirred,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/ladthatlovedyou.jpg)

And say the lad that loved you
Was one that kept his word.


A. E. Housman


… "Jack, I swear –" he said,
though Jack had never asked him to swear
anything and was himself not the swearing kind …

I feel that, in his own way,
Jack did pledge his love to
Ennis by, amongst other gestures,
tenderly whispering “it’s alright” during
their second night together in the tent;
and by taking, keeping and cherishing the shirts.

I found this to be my most difficult post, but I’m glad I’ve done it.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 01:19:22 PM
That is beautiful Dylan.  :)

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: isa on February 21, 2007, 01:19:48 PM


Because I liked you better
Than suits a man to say,
It irked you, and I promised
To throw the thought away.

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/worldbetweenus.jpg)

To put the world between us
We parted, stiff and dry;


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/forgetme.jpg)

‘Good-bye’, said you, ‘forget me.’


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/iwill.jpg)

‘I will, no fear’, said I.



(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/wherecloverwhitens.jpg)

If here, where clover whitens
The dead man’s knoll, you pass,
And no tall flower to meet you
Starts in the trefoiled grass,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/haltbytheheadstone.jpg)

Halt by the headstone naming
The heart no longer stirred,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/ladthatlovedyou.jpg)

And say the lad that loved you
Was one that kept his word.


A. E. Housman


… "Jack, I swear –" he said,
though Jack had never asked him to swear
anything and was himself not the swearing kind …

I feel that, in his own way,
Jack did pledge his love to
Ennis by, amongst other gestures,
tenderly whispering “it’s alright” during
their second night together in the tent;
and by taking, keeping and cherishing the shirts.

I found this to be my most difficult post, but I’m glad I’ve done it.



bravo  :-*
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: ingmarnicebbmt on February 21, 2007, 01:26:39 PM



Dylan has struck again.
And yet again it's breathtaking, beautiful and brilliant.
Merci.


Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: backtobrokeback on February 21, 2007, 03:18:08 PM
Who is this shy PhotoCapper who brings joy and tears with each rare, treasured post?! 
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gnash on February 21, 2007, 04:15:01 PM

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureenfur.jpg)

LUREEN'S TO-DO LIST

buy new pair of shoes
buy cartons of cigarettes
get my damn cadillac washed
go pick up bobby from detention
try and find a bigger massage wand
cancel that shopping date with lashawn
do my hair
do my nails
do the carpets
match the drapes



Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 21, 2007, 04:44:32 PM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/whateverhappenedennis.png)

Jack: You been to Mexico Ennis Del Mar?

Ennis: Yeah. That a problem?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: magicmountain on February 21, 2007, 05:14:29 PM
Brokeback replay – Summer 2007

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)

Ennis: What’s the mardi gras all about? My folks spoke English

Jack: Well it’s when all the queer guys like us go marchin’ down the main street a town.

Ennis: You may be queer Jack but you know I ain’t.

Jack. You just ain’t had the opportunity ta find out.

Ennis: Well I’d need about 20 years to think about it.

Jack: 20 years ta think about whether you wuz queer!?

Ennis: Nah. 20 years ta think about whether ta try it out.

Jack: What would ya like for ya weddin’ present Ennis?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 21, 2007, 05:55:20 PM
 (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/cowboyhorse.jpg)

 Jack thinks about his last trip to Mexico and all of the sudden Ennis' news about November is not an issue.

(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)


Jack: "Okay, Fine.  I'll see you in November."

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 21, 2007, 05:57:40 PM
 
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

"Daddy, Why has mommy been such a bitch lately?"
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 21, 2007, 06:04:02 PM
Brokeback replay – Summer 2007

(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)

Ennis: What’s the mardi gras all about? My folks spoke English

Jack: Well it’s when all the queer guys like us go marchin’ down the main street a town.


Jack: And then the next day is Ass Wednesday, uh, Ash Wednesday.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 21, 2007, 06:06:44 PM
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jack.jpg)

Jack:  "I may come back next year if American Idol don't get me first."

(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 06:22:57 PM



Because I liked you better
Than suits a man to say,
It irked you, and I promised
To throw the thought away.

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/worldbetweenus.jpg)

To put the world between us
We parted, stiff and dry;


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/forgetme.jpg)

‘Good-bye’, said you, ‘forget me.’


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/iwill.jpg)

‘I will, no fear’, said I.



(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/wherecloverwhitens.jpg)

If here, where clover whitens
The dead man’s knoll, you pass,
And no tall flower to meet you
Starts in the trefoiled grass,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/haltbytheheadstone.jpg)

Halt by the headstone naming
The heart no longer stirred,


(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/ladthatlovedyou.jpg)

And say the lad that loved you
Was one that kept his word.


A. E. Housman
Apologies to everyone else for quoting this in its entirety--but I want it in my permanent file.

You don't say much, Dylan, but you get your point across.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 21, 2007, 06:28:03 PM
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6954/a2bd4.jpg)

BALLAD OF THE SAD CAFE
[/b]
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 21, 2007, 06:28:34 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/BADBRAD/prada.jpg)
 
Miranda Priestly: [to Lureen] “There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?”

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureenfur.jpg)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 06:32:03 PM

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)

"Daddy, Why has mommy been such a bitch lately?"

Ennis:  cause she is married to me!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 06:34:16 PM

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)

Ennis: You know, Jack, when you said you was gone a go on a tear, I kind a thought you had somethin else in mind.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 06:34:59 PM
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Chapeaugris/bear.jpg)
Make my sauce Béarnaise!! Grrrrrrrrr...
[/b]

Oh. Oh. Oh. That hurts.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: BRAD1963 on February 21, 2007, 06:38:15 PM
 
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jack.jpg)

Jack: "I cannot believe I left my Blue Parka up there."
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 06:39:20 PM
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050208/050208_idol_5p.hmedium.jpg)

Simon:   Sorry Lureen you are not going to hollywood.  Although I thought your redition of Maneater was interesting!

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureenfur.jpg)

Lureen:  I can do better!

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Shes a maneater
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Shes a maneater


Paula:  Thanks hon, but it's a no!

Randy:  Sorry dawg.

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 06:43:24 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Holland.jpg)

Ennis: You ain't serious.

Jack: Hell I ain't. You don't start a ranch with me, I'm joinin a convent.

Ennis: Uh, Jack, I think it's only women in a convent.

Jack: I told you I was serious.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 06:44:20 PM
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm333.jpg)

Jack:  Hey Ennis, you wanna go to Disney World?

Ennis:  Yep, you're a real thinker there. Goddamn. Jack fuckin' Twist; got it all figured out, ain't ya?

Jack:  Jesus lighten up Ennis, I got some frequent flyer miles I wanted to use, that's all.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 21, 2007, 06:48:35 PM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/poot.jpg)

Jack: Ya know, I'm pootin' four hours a day. Dammit Ennis, I told you no more beans!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 06:50:56 PM
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Alma thinks: Great. Not just ass-babies, but DUTCH ass-babies. They probably don't eat nothin but Hollandaise sauce and ladyfingers.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Lola on February 21, 2007, 06:53:25 PM
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Mrs. Twist:  Hollandaise sauce Ennis?  Really, my boy made a great Hollondaise sauce?

Mr. Twist:  Told you he was gay didn't I, said it for years, but did you listen?
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 07:12:30 PM

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Jack: No, no, I think I'll just sit like this, thanks. From now on.

Ennis: So you wasn't a sinner after all. Heh, heh, heh.

Jack: Oh, shut up.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: Roco on February 21, 2007, 07:46:46 PM
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ENNIS:   Jack, get up here. Supper's ready.

JACK:   What's fer supper?

ENNIS:   Sausage n apples.

JACK:    Hot Damn ... my favorite!
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: royandronnie on February 21, 2007, 08:05:14 PM
"Battle of the Stupid Headgear" heats up!
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Okay, Jack. If you're going to be a Dutch dyke, then I'm going to be Aunt Jemima. In capris. Top THAT, bottom boy.
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: gb-dc on February 21, 2007, 08:26:25 PM
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Okay, Jack. If you're going to be a Dutch dyke, then I'm going to be Aunt Jemima. In capris. Top THAT, bottom boy.

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Mr. Ennis you is bad! Yo lawdy hoo hoo!
You, as Aunt Jemima; it ain't fittin', it just ain't fittin'...it ain't fittin'.


(NB-No malintent here. Just going with the Aunt Jemima theme.)
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 21, 2007, 09:50:51 PM
Thanks, Magic Mtn for the nice compliment....

I have about 3 pages to catch up on, but I'm already guffawing over the 'caps' and other silly stuff....too funny, people!!!

Dylan, you heartbreaker...I love that poet Houseman-he puts the 'quite' in 'unrequited'.....

Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CharlotteV on February 21, 2007, 10:12:32 PM
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"What's everybody talking about?...this 'saucy' new book?"

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Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 21, 2007, 10:29:49 PM

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Ennis: Boy, oh boy, i wonder what kinda disease Jack's got....I better call and find out. I hope he can make November; no wonder I never got this postcard back until now. Maybe we should go some place warm; yeah, that'll cure him. I can't wait to tell him. God, I missed em bad this time....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: CANSTANDIT on February 21, 2007, 10:40:51 PM

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Jack: No, no, I think I'll just sit like this, thanks. From now on.

Ennis: So you wasn't a sinner after all. Heh, heh, heh.

Jack: Oh, shut up.

Oh, very good, very good.....
Title: Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
Post by: HR on February 21, 2007, 11:48:17 PM

Rules of the Game
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Cap'n del Mar, this is Cap'n Twist.
Cap'n Twist, this is Cap'n del Mar.
Cap'n del Mar, you call the toss.
Tails                                                                                                                                                      
Tails it is. Cap'n del Mar wins the toss.
Does he ever...
                                                                                                                                                  (Smiles)

Now, both 'a you have played before,
but I still gotta explain the rules.
First, the goal is to capture the other's heart.
Get it and hang onto it.
Cap'n Twist,
You must play the game at all times as though
you have never gotten his heart.
even though the odds are with your skills
and his defenses, that will happen early.
Under no circumstance are you to stop
playing for the heart. For example, if you try to help
del Mar with his paralyzin' fear, the game is over.
Do you understand?
                                                                                                                                                  Yessir.
Cap'n del Mar,
You must play most of the game in silence.
You are allowed one grunt every two downs,
And a full sentence per quarter.
But under no circumstance are you to
reassure Cap'n Twist of your feelings in any way.
Do you understand?
You bet.                                                                                                                                              
And for both of you,
the mere mention of the word
Love
by either of you will cause the game
and the universe as you understand it
to end.
Do you understand?
Yep.                                                                                                                                            Uh Huh.
Go to your benches.
At the bell,
Come out lovin'.