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Jack: Take it easy Ennis, the photocaptioning people will be back, I promise.
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Are there people who don't have the quote and modify button?
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Michelle: You hate to fish right?
Heath: right!
Michelle: In fact if I ever see you with a fishing rod in your hand, I'll kill you.
Heath: okay!
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Y'know, it's always somethin'! First, ya can't go off-topic, then ya can't post nudes, ya can't bring up "quit" vs. "no quit," then ya can't even post clothed pics of "privates," nobody knows what the hell half of the abbreviations mean, then they have to go and move the whole damned thing and the buttons don't work no more! I thought I was gonna die!!
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Jack: I wish I could quote or modify each photocaption more often
than every four fucking years only!
Ennis: Shhheeiiitt - that's hard!
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Jack: I wish I knew how to quote you.
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Jack: I wish I knew how to give you credit, Lola...
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JACK: Ennis, them LASHERS are photo-captionin us!
ENNIS: The hell , you say!
JACK: Yep, whut'r we gonna do bout it?
ENNIS: By God ... There ain't nuthin we can do! We're stuck with what we got here!
JACK: Sheeeit ... That's hard!
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JACK: Ennis, Lola wants more credit.
ENNIS: Who's Lola?
JACK: She's one a them Lashers what post pictures of us with funny captions.
Ennis: Strange thing for a growed women ta be doin!
JACK: Well, if ya can't fix it, ya got a stand it, Cowboy!
ENNIS: Jack Fuckin Twist ... Got it all figured out!
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"Oh dear, oh dear... Lashers in Photocaptioning! How did they ever get in?! Uncle Peter... my smelling salts, oohh..."
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Wha. . . ? Mrs. Twist just ran out from her husband's funeral in the Water Walkin' Jesus Pentacostal Church and hopped in some Riverton cowboy's truck with nothin' but an urn. . . ?
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At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:
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Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!
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Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:
Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!
Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jason, LOL!!! ;D
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I now pronounce you ... Husband and Husband ... you may kiss the groom.
And if you don't ... I will!
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JACK: I love you Ennis!
ENNIS: I love you too, Jack!
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Ennis [singing]: "Our house, in the middle of our street. Our house, in the middle of our street... Our house it has a crowd, There's always something happening, And it's usually quite loud..."
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Y'know, it's always somethin'!
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I wish I knew how to quote you.
Well, page one's off to a great start.
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Great wedding pics, roco! Can't wait to see the video of the Hokey Pokey! ;D
Thanks, Lyle! ;D
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The wedding reception was a casual affair.
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BROKEBACK FREUDIAN HEARING
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Ennis: "This what you call a cow and calf operation? Looks more like a fucking flea job to me."
Jack, thinking: "Fuck and Flee? Sounds about right!"
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I 'm loving the wedding pictures! Thought I 'd do this
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Jack gazes at his wedding band with pride. Notice his shirt? He wore something old!
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Y'know, it's always somethin'!
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I wish I knew how to quote you.
Well, page one's off to a great start.
I can't see these photos! Is it just me? :(
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^^^ Oh great, jason, my once in a lifetime, masterpiece photocap and you can't see it!! ;D
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At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:
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Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!
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Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack's Fruit of the Looms are white but they're for Ennis's eyes only. Sorry ladies (and several gents).
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JACK: I love you Ennis!
ENNIS: I love you too, Jack!
They wouldn't have had to hire anyone to sing at their wedding. The heavens would have surely opened and the angels would have sung "A Love That Will Never Grow Old." Well, Jack and Ennis would have heard 'em at least. :-*
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Gnash - maybe what Dame Edna really wanted was a pizza Del Marinara!
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Thanks, Lyle! ;D
You are quite welcome, that's the most fun I've had all year so far!
;D
Don't tell Jason...
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Jack: I wish I knew how to quote you.
Now that's how I like to start a new thread. I haven't had to spit a mouthful of tea back into my cup for fear of choking for a long while.
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Jack: I had to ask about ten different people in Riverton where Photocaptioning was.
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Follow the white van Jack!
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I now pronounce you ... Husband and Husband ... you may kiss the groom.
And if you don't ... I will!
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
The Saddest Words: What Should Have Been!
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Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?
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In an unexpected show of support, Ennis and Jack's x-wives and Ennis' brother KE
accompanied them to the airport to catch their flight to Acapulco!
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Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?
OMG!!! Hysterical! ;D ;D ;D
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Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?
OMG!!! Hysterical! ;D ;D ;D
I second that!!! :D :D :D
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In an unexpected show of support, Ennis and Jack's x-wives and Ennis' brother KE
accompanied them to the airport to catch their flight to Acapulco!
I'm loving this series Roco! keep em coming!!! :)
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While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.
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While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.
I friggin' love this picture!
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Pardon my dumbness, but how do we now move the classics into PC's Greatest Hits?
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While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.
While waiting for their flight, Jack says goodbye to his wringing hand.
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In an unexpected show of support, Ennis and Jack's x-wives and Ennis' brother KE
accompanied them to the airport to catch their flight to Acapulco!
Having a great time in Acapulco ;D
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Awesome pics Green!! :)
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POSITIVE PROOF that ... Ennis speaks softly and carries a BIG STICK!
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Awesome pics Green!! :)
Thanks - but I just nicked borrowed them from IHJ ;D
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Would someone please open a window!
Rick B
And the Notorious RickB has done it, again. Fabulous, honey. :-*
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Ennis and Jack even invited their Best Men on the honeymoon with them.
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Jack and Ennis sample the night-life in Acapulco.
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The next day was rainy, so Jack and Ennis stayed in their hotel room, lost in their love.
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Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?
OMG!!! Hysterical! ;D ;D ;D
I second that!!! :D :D :D
I third that!!! 8) I actually snorted and hit the desk so hard that I startled my cat!
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Scarlett: And if Ashley won't have me and Rhett won't have me, I'll just up and move to Texas! I will, I will!
I'll marry a cowboy! And I'll dye my hair blond, and I'll run a business, all by my little self! Fiddle-dee-dee!
And that explains Bitchy Bobby too.
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Señor?
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From gnash
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shee-it...and i thought ennis had it bad when he come on a bear!
Ennis came where ?
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Scarlett: And if Ashley won't have me and Rhett won't have me, I'll just up and move to Texas! I will, I will!
I'll marry a cowboy! And I'll dye my hair blond, and I'll run a business, all by my little self! Fiddle-dee-dee!
And that explains Bitchy Bobby too.
Fantastic!! ;D ;D
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Jack: Holy shit, Ennis, that's Joe Aguirre and the Basque out there on surf boards!
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While waiting for their flight, Jack admires his wedding band.
... and Ennis admires his husband.
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MORE DRAMA AT THE DEL MAR -TWIST WEDDING!
DEL MAR BIDDIES: WHO INVITED THEM TO THE WEDDING?!?!
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Del Mar Biddies: OH MY HEAVENS! THEY'RE BEING SEATED ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!
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Having a great time in Acapulco ;D
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Don't tell me Jack finally got Ennis to visit Mexico!
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POSITIVE PROOF that ... Ennis speaks softly and carries a BIG STICK!
I've heard of sex toys but this is ridiculous!
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Aguirre ain't got no right makin' us herd these things. No wonder he don't want
Forest Service snoopin' around.
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Forest Service Snoop: I'll just wear this owl costume to get an even closer look on them cowboys doing the nasty! hope my disguise works! I really am Woody the Owl. heh heh heh heh
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Lady With Orange Rosette: Well, you know what they're saying - it was a shotgun marriage.
Fainting Lady: Oh dear Lord, you mean an assbaby?
lmao!
Oh no, the return of the "assbaby"!
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Having a great time in Acapulco ;D
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Don't tell me Jack finally got Ennis to visit Mexico!
Jack got Ennis to do all sorts of things!
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Señores?
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Jack (thinking): Wish everyone'd quit their starin'. Ya'd think no one in Lightning Flat ever saw a guy
with a man bag before.
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Señores?
IWIK! That is hilarious! :D :D :D
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Back home at the ranch, Jack and Ennis enjoy "The Sweet Life!"
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^^^^^Love it!!! :)
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Brokeback Mountain meets Gone with the Wind, does it get any better than this? :D
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Brokeback Mountain meets Gone with the Wind, does it get any better than this? :D
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Glenda: Lola, you silly girl, of course it can get better!
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Mammy: You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ennis be comin' to Atlanta when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider. You know he belongs to Mr. Jack.
Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee, I don't believe he'd rather live with that silly little fool than me?
Mammy: If you dont care what folks says about dis family I does! You ain't gonna be breaking up those nice boys. It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'
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Mammy: You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ennis be comin' to Atlanta when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a spider. You know he belongs to Mr. Jack.
Scarlett: Fiddle-dee-dee, I don't believe he'd rather live with that silly little fool than me?
Mammy: If you dont care what folks says about dis family I does! You ain't gonna be breaking up those nice boys. It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin'
LMAO!! Superb! ;D ;D
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Rosemary the Nanny meets her new charge, Jack and Ennis's assbaby.
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I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no ass babbies
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Gee, dem soup boxes is hard to pack!
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Rhett Butler: One hundred and fifty dollars in gold.
Dr. Meade: For what lady, sir?
Rhett Butler: For Mr. Jack Twist
Dr. Meade: For whom, sir?
Rhett Butler: Mr. Jack Twist.
Dr. Meade: Mr. Twist is a man, Captain Butler. But I'm sure any of our Atlanta belles would be proud to...
Rhett Butler: Dr. Meade, I said Mr. Jack Twist
Dr. Meade: He will not consider it, sir.
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Jack: Like hell I won't!
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Jack and Ennis have their first marital spat.
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ENNIS: I can't believe ya spent our hard earned money on landscapin!
JACK: Just because we're cowboys, don't mean we can't live civilized.
ENNIS: I just wanted a BBQ!
JACK: Well now, we can still put one over by the Jacuzzi.
ENNIS: Jack fuckin Twist, got it all figured out!
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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN XXX RATED VERSION!
In this scene from the above version Jack is not shaving as he looks at the image in his mirror!(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis51.jpg)
Jack: oh...yeah baby.....oh...you're one hot lookin cowboy....yeah....ahhhhh.....ahhhhhhhh
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Rosemary the Nanny meets her new charge, Jack and Ennis's assbaby.
This is great, Tru!!! ;) :D ;D
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Absolutely love the wedding pictures series! BRAVO! The Wedding That Should Have Been!
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Rosemary the Nanny meets her new charge, Jack and Ennis's assbaby.
This is great, Tru!!! ;) :D ;D
;D Thanks!
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Well, diddlin' dee dee, Cowboy. . .
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Now Soon-Yi's kissing those two gay cowboy down on that landing. . . ! ? She D O E S have a thing for Woodies. . . !
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Jack:
"Let's do it ... let's fall in love!"
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"You know I ain't queer. . ."
"Oh, please. . .'spear' me. . . !"
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That's hot!
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"How much for this lap dance, Jack?"
"Eight, nine inches. . ."
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Ennis : "Tent don't look right. . . . .especially since it looks like a vagina. . ."
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Ennis : "Tent don't look right. . . . .especially since it looks like a vagina. . ."
Jack: Really?! I ain't never seen one of them!
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You guys are cooking with gas!
Ha Ha bloody Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is Mr. Del Mar a man? If so, is he mad? And if not, is he a devil? I shan't tell my reasons for making this inquiry;
but I beseech you to explain, if you can, what I have married . . .
Courtesy Emily Bronte (Wuthering Heights)
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Alma honey do you really need me to spell it out for you?
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^^^^OMG! Judge Judy! Brilliant!! ;D
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Don't cop no attitude with me, Jimbo. What I'm REALLY lookin' at is that HUGE b u l b o u s p r o b o s c u s
w h i s k e y o s i s smack in the middle of your face . . . !
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Somehow Ennis's call to the Newsome residence in Childress, Texas was diverted to Balmoral Castle in Scotland:
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Jack, I'm…I'm real sorry. I saw that pussy and my damn wood just wilted.
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arthur: oh, do go back and read to me again
the part about the so-called "gun" going off.
Bedevere: I believe, my liege, that you might like these full-color, closeup images even better.
Arthur: Knights, our quest is ended! We have found the Holy Grail! --Wait a moment, where are my stout knights Galahad and Lancelot?
Bedevere: They are not gay, sire. They have returned to the virgins of Castle Anthrax for spanking and oral sex.
Arthur: Oh. Damn silly of them. These images would give a dead man a woody.
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Dances with Wolves – original cast
Kevin Costner - John Dunbar
Mary McDonnell - Stands With A Fist
Doris Leader Charge - Pretty Shield
Tantoo Cardinal - Black Shawl
Graham Greene - Kicking Bird
Nathan Lee - Smiles A Lot
Floyd Westerman - Ten Bears
Rodney A. Grant - Wind In His Hair
Jimmy Herman - Stone Calf
Jason R. Lone Hill - Worm
Dances with Sheep – sequel cast
Heath Ledger - Ennis Dun Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal - Sits On A Fist (aka Jack)
Michelle Williams - Pretty Pissed Off (aka Alma)
Anne Hathaway - Red Hat (aka Lureen
Randy Quaid - Kicking Ass (aka Aguirre)
Jake Church - Bitches A Lot (nee Smiles A Lot) (aka Bobby)
Graham Beckel - Ten Bores (aka L.D. Newsome)
Peter McRobbie - Windbag Extraordinaire (aka John Twist)
David Harbour - Stoned Sheep (aka Randall)
Tom Carey - Worm (aka Jimbo)
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You know I ain’t Queen.
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Guy on the left: I won't say a word about Jack and Ennis making out.
Jack: I couldn't hear the guns going off.
Guy on the right: I never saw Ennis crawl into the tent.
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Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.
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You know I ain’t no Queen...
Prime Minister:
Me neither. But I don't mind getting on my knees in front of another queen!
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Mr. Twist, that you let Mr. Del Mar string you along for twenty years is beyond my comprehension. I don't care if he D I D have nine fat inches. And you had a h u n g r y hole. Now, Mr. Twist, all you have left is an e m p t y hole. . and a b r o k e n heart. See where sexual depravity gets you? Right in the E N D , Mr. Twist. A N D incontinent, to boot. . .
Mr. Del Mar, you were young, poor, sexually ambivalent, needy, craven, and somewhat dense. Some of us are one thing one day, something else another. What most of us are N O T , Mr. Del Mar, are u s e r s . What you did to Mr. Twist was not N I C E , do you understand me? That I T was warm, tight, and 'real comfy like', as you put it, Mr. Del Mar, is no e x c u s e . But neither does it excuse Mr. Twist's l a r c e n o u s behavior. For that reason, and that reason O N L Y , Mr. Del Mar, do I award the white, checkered-pattern, cotton shirt, to you, Mr. Del Mar. In the future, Mr. Del Mar, be m o r e careful that the person you're screwing doesn't outsmart and screw Y O U . . .
Court adjourned. . .
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I have to admit I can't tell the difference, your honour.
The balance is perfect - both young men are healthy
and equally well hung.
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Consumer Report needs to find out who's the better juicer, me or this. . .
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Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.
Oh oh oh, this is too brilliant...I cannot stop laughing...
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The Queen: Don't try and fool me no more, Mr. Blair. I know what it means! Tony Nasty! You and Philip didn't go up there to hunt!
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Balls the size a apples, huh? I'll show him who's boss!
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And here's our nasty Jack Twist,
just having purchased a brand new coyote balls squeezer...
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Jake: Maybe if I give them all a juicer, they will let me join the group. I am beautiful and I have the best voice.
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Supremes (singing): "If I had a juicer, I'd-a squeeze him in the morning..."
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Ennis: You have no idea how bad it gets, Jack!
Sometimes I even have to stick to f*** sand dunes, lil' darlin'!
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Jack: You are always so worried about what people think Ennis, people couldn't care less about us. Have you seen what's moved in next door?
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Ennis: Yea, but the wife's brother is kind of cute!
Jack: You just shut up about the brother Ennis.
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Hi All! I want to apologize for a post that apparently offended some people. It was meant as a joke and I always thought irreverence was part of the joke here. Anyway, the post was removed by the moderators. Also, If we are going to be PC I don't think it should be selective. Those mammy posts has a black stereotype that some would find offensive. Maybe we shouldn't use the term The Basque. He's a human being not an object. It can be a slippery slope....
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That mammy post took me by surprise, too, Jason. Don't know which post of yours was the offender. Obviously it didn't bother me. . . Hang in there, kiddo. You're one of the reasons why this thread gleams. . .
Bob
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Also, If we are going to be PC I don't think it should be selective.
Note to whomever complained about Jason's photocap: If THAT offended you then here's a warning--STAY AWAY FROM THE SLASH THREADS! Any conceiveable kind of sexual/bodily activity, both nice and nasty, good and bad, between Jack & Ennis exists there and you can find plenty of reasons to be offended. So, at the risk of shutting down the whole "slash" threads...
You are forewarned.
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Jack: We got a worn out pickup, that's the problem. I told Ennis it takes more than chewing gum and bailing wire to keep a pickup goin', but he wouldn't listen to me if he knew he was goin' deaf tomorrow. I pledged Tri-Delt at SMU and I sure never thought I'd end up in a pokey little place like Childress but then I met Ennis one summmer, and he was an animal husbandry major, so here I am. I told Ennis we ought to take the car but he said no, the roads is too bad. But then his ratty ol' truck died. 'Course he don't never listen to me...
Atticus: He's so-o-o-o dreamy!
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Jack: I had to ask about ten different people in Riverton where Photocaptioning was.[/b]
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:D love it!
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Ennis slips down Jack's SLIPPERY SLOPE!
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ENNIS: That's real funny Jack, now give me back my extra pair a socks!
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That mammy post took me by surprise, too, Jason. Don't know which post of yours was the offender. Obviously it didn't bother me. . . Hang in there, kiddo. You're one of the reasons why this thread gleams. . .
Bob
Well if my post offended anyone, please send me a PM. Because if we keep bitching and complaining here, we will get this thread shut down! ;)
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ENNIS: No, I don't need a closer look at yer buckle, I can see perfectly fine from back here!
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Jack:
All right Ennis, first I show you mine, and then you'll shag me with...
...ehhh...
...uhhh...
show me yours!
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Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!
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JAKE: Hey Heath, I got a wiener dog named Boo Boo, wanna kiss it and make it better?
HEATH: I thought Boo was a puggle.
JAKE: He is.
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Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!
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Judge Judy: My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever.
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Jack: Randall Ennis Randall Ennis Randall Ennis
REPOSTED WITH TYPO CORRECTIONS!!
Jack: ENNIS ENNIS ENNIS
:D :D
I corrected my copy to fit the no-quit hypothesis before I saw your corrections! :D ;)
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Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!
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Judge Judy: My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever.
And ugly goes clear to the bone
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Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......
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Jack: Randall Ennis Randall Ennis Randall Ennis
REPOSTED WITH TYPO CORRECTIONS!!
Jack: ENNIS ENNIS ENNIS
:D :D
I corrected my copy to fit the no-quit hypothesis before I saw your corrections! :D ;)
:D ok I deleted that post! :)
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Jack: I had to offend about ten different people to find out where Photocaps had moved to.
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Lureen: I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.
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Hello, Photo-caption Police .... I want a report a hit-n-run!
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EXCERPTS FROM ANOTHER GQ INTERVIEW
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"Brokeback means a lot to me, it's opened me up to a unique fan base." ...
"I like to gather fresh honey, or maybe watch a salmon get smoked." ...
"My cave? It is a world of stalagmites." ...
"Ang Lee was very minimal with his direction. He'd just say things like 'scarier' or 'growlier,' but I knew what he wanted." ...
"Downey, Jr. must have been confused, but I'm not surprised; sniff, sniff, if you get my drift. Now I ask you, between me and Gyllenhaal, which one is more qualified to be called wet, dark, and wild?" ...
"Sure, I like the creative process of acting, but someday I do want to direct." ...
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Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......
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Well, Jack, at least the aren't BEAN POTS!
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ennis: your wife's is so stupid, she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.
jack: your ex-wife's so stupid, she thought fleetwood mac was a new burger at mcdonald's.
ennis: on yeah? well your wife's breath so bad, her teeth duck every time she yawns.
jack: well i can't argue with that.... and she also thinks i'm on a business trip!
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At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:
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Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!
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Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jason, honey, you really slay me...
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I now pronounce you ... Husband and Husband ... you may kiss the groom.
And if you don't ... I will!
or:
Pastor:
'And if you don't, I wi---------wait a minute, I'm not no queer!! But I'm giving it some serious consideration....'
Ennis: Give the pastor his donation, Jack.
Jack: Ennis, his basket ain't big enough to fit it.
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I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no ass babbies
Chuck, this is P-E-R-F-E-C-T! ;D ;D ;D
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Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.
0h, kee-rist!!!!!!! This is too funny-the queen and Ennis.......PIP, almost.
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Nod to MM
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Queen: 'November the 7mnth? Raaaaaaaaaally?? Hello!! You do ray-o-lize, my good man, you had a FALKING week if not more to impart this precious wee bit of information, no? No bloody excuses, you, you legacyofaloosewomanoffspringsnastylitteltartl!
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Mr. Twist, that you let Mr. Del Mar string you along for twenty years is beyond my comprehension. I don't care if he D I D have nine fat inches. And you had a h u n g r y hole. Now, Mr. Twist, all you have left is an e m p t y hole. . and a b r o k e n heart. See where sexual depravity gets you? Right in the E N D , Mr. Twist. A N D incontinent, to boot. . .
Mr. Del Mar, you were young, poor, sexually ambivalent, needy, craven, and somewhat dense. Some of us are one thing one day, something else another. What most of us are N O T , Mr. Del Mar, are u s e r s . What you did to Mr. Twist was not N I C E , do you understand me? That I T was warm, tight, and 'real comfy like', as you put it, Mr. Del Mar, is no e x c u s e . But neither does it excuse Mr. Twist's l a r c e n o u s behavior. For that reason, and that reason O N L Y , Mr. Del Mar, do I award the white, checkered-pattern, cotton shirt, to you, Mr. Del Mar. In the future, Mr. Del Mar, be m o r e careful that the person you're screwing doesn't outsmart and screw Y O U . . .
Court adjourned. . .
OH, Bob...laughing and crying at the same time....'real comfy like'...
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JACK: Hey Ennis, lets slip over ta the Photocaption thread n offend some people.
ENNIS: Damn Jack, ya really know how ta show a guy a good time!
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Nod to MM
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Queen: 'November the 7mnth? Raaaaaaaaaally?? Hello!! You do ray-o-lize, my good man, you had a FALKING week if not more to impart this precious wee bit of information, no? No bloody excuses, you, you legacyofaloosewomanoffspringsnastylitteltartl!
"FALKING" LOL ;) :D
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Now that is quite a feat, offending the offenders...It hasn't happened to me yet, except for one pic of you-probably-know-what I saw one time, and it was removed pretty quickly; and also that one spam attack with the foot long, um, well, you know...
Other than that..oh, and that one other thing... ;D ::) ;)
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Jack: Hey, Ennis, I hear CSI was offended by my foot-long you-know-what!
Ennis: Yeah, bud, that CSI just keeps comin back again and again. She's a sucker for punishment.
Jack (thinking): Sounds like someone else I know pretty well.
Ennis: Now piss off, I've got the girls this weekend.
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HRM the queen: hello? is this ennis? mr. ennis del mar? i do believe we have a bit of a kafuffle. yes, a kaFUFFLE.
my dear boy philip, you see, is absolutely MAD with desire over you! ennis, you MUST fly out immejiately
and make an appearance. ::pause:: what? no, NO, i am NOT jack "fucking" twist. i am the QUEEN!
why that poofter! he hung up on me!
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ennis: so now you wanna go DUCK HUNTING? hell jack, you know i aint even keen on fishin!
jack: not DUCK hunting, GEO-duck (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/Geoducky.jpg) hunting.
ennis: gooey-duck whut?? that sounds fowl!
jack: no, it's not, it's a CLAM. more like a fish.
ennis: yeeech, FISH. jack, you know i don't do FISH.
jack: i know, i know, but let me tell you, it's OVER a foot long!
ennis: so is that what you been doin down in MEX-I-CO. jack twist?
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NWS OCEAN PARTS
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ennis: so now you wanna go DUCK HUNTING? hell jack, you know i aint even keen on fishin!
jack: not DUCK hunting, GEO-duck (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/Geoducky.jpg) hunting.
ennis: gooey-duck whut?? that sounds fowl!
jack: no, it's not, it's a CLAM. more like a fish.
ennis: yeeech, FISH. jack, you know i don't do FISH.
jack: i know, i know, but let me tell you, it's OVER a foot long!
ennis: so is that what you been doin down in MEX-I-CO. jack twist?
As Rob once said about geoducks, do I eat it or date it?
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Jack: Hey, Ennis, I hear CSI was offended by my foot-long you-know-what!
Ennis: Yeah, bud, that CSI just keeps comin back again and again. She's a sucker for punishment.
Jack (thinking): Sounds like someone else I know pretty well.
Ennis: Now piss off, I've got the girls this weekend.
OUCh-and ba-da BinG! another direct hit from the Mini Angel... ;D
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I'm pissed! I seem to be the only person left in the world who hasn't been offended by a Photocap.
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Dances with Wolves – original cast
Kevin Costner - John Dunbar
Mary McDonnell - Stands With A Fist
Doris Leader Charge - Pretty Shield
Tantoo Cardinal - Black Shawl
Graham Greene - Kicking Bird
Nathan Lee - Smiles A Lot
Floyd Westerman - Ten Bears
Rodney A. Grant - Wind In His Hair
Jimmy Herman - Stone Calf
Jason R. Lone Hill - Worm
Dances with Sheep – sequel cast
Heath Ledger - Ennis Dun Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal - Sits On A Fist (aka Jack)
Michelle Williams - Pretty Pissed Off (aka Alma)
Anne Hathaway - Red Hat (aka Lureen
Randy Quaid - Kicking Ass (aka Aguirre)
Jake Church - Bitches A Lot (nee Smiles A Lot) (aka Bobby)
Graham Beckel - Ten Bores (aka L.D. Newsome)
Peter McRobbie - Windbag Extraordinaire (aka John Twist)
David Harbour - Stoned Sheep (aka Randall)
Tom Carey - Worm (aka Jimbo)
Fahhhhhhbulous!
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You know I ain’t Queen.
Can you say "Daily Sheet?"
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Jack (thinks): How long do I have to stand
under this sign to get some action?
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Maybe I'm being too subtle. Guess it's time to drop trous and bend over! Jesus! Am I EVER gone a hook up with this guy? "Hey Ennis--supper's ready!"
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That mammy post took me by surprise, too, Jason. Don't know which post of yours was the offender. Obviously it didn't bother me. . . Hang in there, kiddo. You're one of the reasons why this thread gleams. . .
Bob
What he said. Double.
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Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!
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Judge Judy: My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever.
You just have to imagine the sting from Looney Tunes here.
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EXCERPTS FROM ANOTHER GQ INTERVIEW
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"Brokeback means a lot to me, it's opened me up to a unique fan base." ...
"I like to gather fresh honey, or maybe watch a salmon get smoked." ...
"My cave? It is a world of stalagmites." ...
"Ang Lee was very minimal with his direction. He'd just say things like 'scarier' or 'growlier,' but I knew what he wanted." ...
"Downey, Jr. must have been confused, but I'm not surprised; sniff, sniff, if you get my drift. Now I ask you, between me and Gyllenhaal, which one is more qualified to be called wet, dark, and wild?" ...
"Sure, I like the creative process of acting, but someday I do want to direct." ...
What a HOOT! This quacks me up! You go captioners! :D :D
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ennis: your wife's is so stupid, she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.
jack: your ex-wife's so stupid, she thought fleetwood mac was a new burger at mcdonald's.
ennis: on yeah? well your wife's breath so bad, her teeth duck every time she yawns.
jack: well i can't argue with that.... and she also thinks i'm on a business trip!
Ennis: Okay. You win.
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Gnash, just went thru the last 10 pages of the archived caps-oMG you really are a genius-'shut your pie-hole, grandma!' that by itself was worth going back for!!
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Jack thinking to hemself:
Yup, one of the best parts of the day, sitting here eating breakfast with Ennis. Never had a friend like Ennis, so easy to be around, never complainin', cooks ok too, never had no friends, no brothers or sisters, no kids to play with growin' up. Mebe, just mebe if I help him clean up, secure the camp, each hitch up a mule,I can get 'm to ride up with me t' the sheep today, just be there with Ennis guarding the sheep.
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Ennis thinking to Jack:
Jack you hafta know it breaks my heart in to to see that look on your face. So good to be with ya after all this time and then I make ya all lookin' like that. But it'll be ok Jack, you'll see, get up here in these mountians much as we can, be just you and me. I can git time off or just quit the job, find somethin' else, just to be with you whenever ya can. It'll be ok, best that we can.
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Ennis thinking to Jack
Jack...Jack I'm sorry I had to send you away. I can't tell you how bad I feel, know I won't sleep a wink thinkin' what I put you through.. I sent you the card to let you know my troubles, felt better that I could tell 'm to you. I just wasn't thinkin', didn't know what the words would mean to you. I took that smile of yours right off you face, never saw ya lookin' so sad. So sorry ya came all this way, wouldn't blame ya a bit if ya never came back. Jack...Jack it felt so good to be in in your arms, see that smile 'fore I took it away. Jack I hope you can forgive me, and sure hope you be there next month like ya said.
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Ennis thinking:
Jack don't let go, just hang on to me. Don't quit me please....I didn't mean it when ah said 'let me be'. Don't leave. Only thing that makes it all worth it is coming here ta see you. Jack please say ya be back...I miss ya more than ya ever know when your gone.
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Jack thinking:
This is what make's all the sh*t I go through worth it all. Spendin' a week up here with Ennis, just him and me no one else. Wakin' up holdin' him tight, his head in my arms, makin' him smile, cookin' these here steaks fer him, swimming in the pond, do what ever we want, no one 'll see but the wildlife.
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In this moment, in a simple canvas tent pitched high in the Wyoming mountians under a beautiful moonlit night, among the trees, birds and the animals, two hearts became one forever.
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Ennis thinking: Stay right here next to me, don't say no more, just sit with me. We'll ride down together fer supper. Please Jack.
Jack thinking: Don't move Ennis, let me stay right here with you, just be still, ain't goin' nowhere.
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Ennis thinking:
Whut's with Jack and those damn sideburns? Trying ta look like Elvis er whut? Sure packing on the pounds like Elvis. Can't sing like him, hopin' he doesn't try. Jack's sure 'lot prettier then Elvis, cant tell him so, us not being queer and all.
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Don't want folks ta feel bad fer me none. These here shirts, what they mean, worth more ta me than all the gold on earth. Got ta ex perice best part of life, more that most folks ever do. I know I did the best I knowed how ta protect Jack 'n me. Keep me goin' fer the rest of ma days even If Ah make it ta 100.
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Took a look long time ta get back ta Riverton, drove the whole way with my hand in the paper bag touchin' the shirts...from me an Jack's days at Brokeback. Wuz late, no traffic ta worry me none. Guess Jack didn't have hardly no one else around growin' up, no brothers or sisters, way out middle of nowhere, must'a been hard. Sure gonna a miss Jack, nothin' be the same without him...but it feels real good I knowed him so long.
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And here's our nasty Jack Twist,
just having purchased a brand new coyote balls squeezer...
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ennis: "Whoa there, bud. I'd kiss ya, but the movie's about half way so we can't show none of that brilliant charge."
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Ennis: "You know I ain't queer, but I wouldn't mind some infrequent coupling."
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Jack: I had to offend about ten different people to find out where Photocaps had moved to.
So many great captions! The new thread sure got started. This made me giggle. :D ;D
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Love 'em both, Jannis. More please.
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Thanks, Mini angel. :) Gotta get back to work. :(
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ennis: gee jack, you sure seem to have a lot of energy for someone who just drove 14 hours straight!
jack: well, i reckon there's just too much blood in my caffeine system right now.
ennis (looking down): yeah, i noticed!
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Heaven, Im in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When were out together dancing cheek to cheek
Oh I love to climb a mountain
And reach the highest peak
But it doesnt thrill me half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek
Oh I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek
But I dont enjoy it half as much
As dancing cheek to cheek
Come on and dance with me
I want my arms about you
Those charms about you
Will carry me through...
... to heaven, Im in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When were out together dancing cheek to cheek
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ennis: gee jack, i can't. i sure am sorry, i got the kids and all, and...
jack: dammit ennis, i swear... you have the midas touch.
ennis: hold up a minute, now whaddya mean by that?
jack: everything you touch turns to a muffler!
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jack: everything you touch turns to a muffler!
Fellow Euros, this refers to an a US chain that specialises in car mufflers, Midas Muffler.
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(We have Midas in France too, though... ;))
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We do? I should get out more. :D
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Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......
Ennis, they just don't understand we'd rather squeeze 'em the ol' fashion way. . .
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Ennis : I'll sashay downtown Riverton in a dress, Jack. Jus' N O Alma. . . . . .Ya swear. . . ?
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Whisperin' : Front pants pocket, Jack. . .trails off to the right. . .
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Ennis: "We've agreed we ain't queer, so how about some frequent coupling, at least until we decide otherwise."
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. . .a breast of veal, some head cheese and. . .wait. . .two cantaloupes. . .
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We do? I should get out more. :D
Really, it's almost everywhere, in every major town - by the dozen...! ;)
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. . .some had chicken soup, turkey and baked beans... others had basque food...
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Buns' goin off. . .
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Alma's goin' away... at last !
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Much apologies for further confusing you folks.
It seems some of The Daily Sheet editorial staff has asked that the thread title be altered - once for misspelling (since Photo Captioning is evidently two words - my bad!) and once to shorten the title so that it is easier to quote in the forum newsletter.
So already we have a makeover to the new Photo Captioning area. Your understanding is appreciated.
Keep captioning!
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How about "PCF2"? That'll stump em. :D
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Due to the dark night and too much whiskey,
Ennis makes unwanted amorous advances toward the nearest furry object,
eliciting a negative response.
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How about "PCF2"? That'll stump em. :D
LMAO! Look, I didn't set out to make this anymore difficult than it already is...
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Due to the dark night and too much whiskey,
Ennis makes unwanted amorous advances toward the nearest furry object,
eliciting a negative response.
roco, I love this one. brings a whole new meaning to "I come upon a bear 's whut happened!"
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ENNIS: hic ... hic ... Damn Jack, yoush need ta take a razsher ta thish rug back here ... hic ... hic!
BEAR: Ouch ... Daamn he is hung like a horse! No wonder that other cowboy walks funny!
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Alma's pained stare
the bombs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that their marrage wasn't quite right!
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LUREEN: Hello, Ennis del Mar.
I'm givin Jack a divorce and packin him off ta you, before he does somthin stupid and gets his sweet ass in a jam.
ENNIS: Whut?
LUREEN: Ya heard me shit-head, n I'LL be sending Bobby along just as soon as he's out a school.
ENNIS: Huh?
LUREEN: Yep, yer every bit as charmin as I imagined, you two have a nice life!
ENNIS: Errr .... OK ... if you say so.
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Jack: Ennis, did you have y'er ear pierced?
Ennis: Yep
Jack: Damn it Ennis, you said you wusn't queer!
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Jack: Ennis, did you have y'er ear pierced?
Ennis: Yep
Jack: Damn it Ennis, you said you wusn't queer!
ENNIS My Alma got teeth sharper then a serpents tongue!
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LUREEN: Hello, Ennis del Mar.
I'm givin Jack a divorce and packin him off ta you before he does somthin stupid and gets his sweet ass in a jam.
ENNIS: Whut?
LUREEN: Ya heard me shit-head n I'LL be sending Bobby along just as soon as he's out a school.
ENNIS: Huh?
LUREEN: Yep, yer every bit as charmin as I imagined, you two have a nice life!
ENNIS: Errr .... OK ... if you say so.
ROTFLMAO!!
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Jack: You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?
Ennis: We is boycotting the Oscars, remember?
Jack: Oh yea, I forgot. What about just the red carpet stuff?
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Jack: You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?
Ennis: We is boycotting the Oscars, remember?
Jack: Oh yea, I forgot. What about just the red carpet stuff?
ENNIS: Thought ya got carpet burn, the last time we did it on the red carpet.
JACK: Maybe I could be on top this time. (Jack lifts his eyebrows enquiringly)
ENNIS Not with them spurs on, ya ain't!
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Hey, Goldilocks, about comin' on me? I'm interested in pullin' the spuds, not the pud. . .
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Matilda: What is it with my Mommy and Daddy and hats?
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Matilda : EVERY thing's different 'bout this marriage. . .In their make-believe one, Daddy was usually up Mommy's butt. . .
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Matilda : EVERY thing's different 'bout this marriage. . .In their make-believe one, Daddy was usually up Mommy's butt. . .
Matilda: and I ain't no ass baby!
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Matilda : EVERY thing's different 'bout this marriage. . .In their make-believe one, Daddy was usually up Mommy's butt. . .
Matilda: and I ain't no ass baby!
Matilda, continuing: Yeah, if anything, they're dressed half-assed. . . ;)
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As Executive Director of the Assbaby Anti-Defamation League, I would like to point out that we find the recent numerous references to assbabies highly offensive. For your information, we are considering filing a formal complaint with the United Nations and other international authorities. Please remember that assbabies are vital and productive members of all communites, and thus, also deserve to be treated with proper respect and dignity. Thank you.
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Jason, honey, you really slay me...
Thanks CSI! :) :-*
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Jack: what if you and me found a place far away from naggin' wives and bitchin' girlfriends. It'd be some sweet life.
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Jack: what if you and me found a place far away from naggin' wives and bitchin' girlfriends. It'd be some sweet life.
Ennis: Naaa then we would just nag and bitch at each other!
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Matilda: I am ready for my close up!
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Jack: what if you and me found a place far away from naggin' wives and bitchin' girlfriends. It'd be some sweet life.
Ennis: Naaa then we would just nag and bitch at each other!
Jack: yeah but then make up sex would be something we'd want
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THE REAL REASON JACK LEFT IMMEDIATELY FOR TEXAS AFTER DRIVING TO WYOMING!!
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Jack; I kinda got this thing goin' with my wife's tampons.
Ennis: huh?
Jack: yeah, stick two or three up my ass and think of you. they can soak up santorum too!
Ennis: whut? how you get santorum in Texas!
Jack: Oh, Ennis I just remembered I left the coffee pot on. I gotta go!!
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Lureen: Hello operator, I just looked up santorum on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please? Thanks.
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Jack: You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?
Ennis: "Could be. Them acadummy people enjoy guys like us who want to slit their wrists."
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Emily: What's all this fuss I hear about sanatorium? These fine institutions have been around for many years providing much needed medical services to people in need. It just makes my blood boil when I hear about a sanatorium being disrespected and furthermore---
Anchor: Uh, that's santorum they're talking about, Miss. Litella, not sanatorium, santorum. It means ::whisper, whisper, whisper::
Emily: Oh, that's very different... never mind!
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jpwagoneer1964--Your photocap series (page 12) with "Ennis thinkin/Jack thinkin" was wonderful to read. If only those boys talked more...
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Ennis & Jack: "jpwagoneer1964, thanks for puttin' the words right into our mouths!"
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ennis: gee jack, you sure seem to have a lot of energy for someone who just drove 14 hours straight!
"Ennis, I may have red-lined it, but straight had nothin' to do with it."
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Jack: You think "Little Miss Sunshine" is gonna win best picture at the Oscars?
Ennis: "Could be. Them acadummy people enjoy guys like us who want to slit their wrists."
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But, I just finished watchin' the movie, Doc! Ya gotta help me get back to 1963 so I can tell Ennis if he doesn't put his ass in that truck, it'll be the biggest mistake of his life!
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former US Senator Rick Santorum: You think you're offended!? They named it after ME! Still can't think why. Keep smilin'!
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My love, there's you only life
The only thing that's right
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My first love, your every breath that I take
Your every step I make
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And I
I want to share all my love with you
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No one else will do
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And your eyes
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your eyes....your eyes
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They tell me how much you care
Oh yes, you will always be my endless love
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"EEEEEEeeee! Stop calling here! I told you, there's no one named Mrs. Twist at this number! And quit tying up my line -- I'm waiting for the pageant people to call!"
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My love, there's you only life
The only thing that's right
My first love, your every breath that I take
Your every step I make
And I
I want to share all my love with you
No one else will do
And your eyes
your eyes....your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Oh yes, you will always be my endless love
OMG Chuck. These pictures, this song. Amazing coincidence. Sunday, I bought a CD (no, not you sweetie :D) of movie love songs. Endless Love was one of them and I had the visual of Diana Ross and Lionel Richie at the Academy Awards trying to outsing each other. I definitely love the two Jake version much, much better! ;) Excellent!
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BBM: Profound Thoughts
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Jack: Ennis, quit peeking at my man titties thru your eyelashes....
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Jack to himself:
Damn you Ennis, I wish I could tell you how much ya mean to me, if I could make you understand how much I missed you, even that first summer so long ago lookin' down at our camp from the mountian at Brokeback. When I try I say it, I f**k it up, say things I never ment you to hear, cause you anger and pain, I forget how scared you are and end up hurting you more. Ennis I hope you can forgive me and you will be here in the fall, I'm so afraid you won't, just like I was so afraid you would send me away if I tried see you after Brokeback. If I could only tell you how I cry my eyes out on side of the road every time we part, and wish that I could be in your arms just like up here always. I live for the days I am with you, and if that's all you can give, I'll accept and treasure those few, let it be till next time, maybe then I can say it right.... I love you so much Ennis Del Mar.
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Ennis...Ennis can you hear me? I'm right her beside you bud. I can't ever tell you how much it means that your up here with me in my room. When I was growing up, didn't have no brothers or sisters, no other kids around.. Always had chores after school, no one would come all the way out here to play. The toy rider, the little pickup, nobody's hands on 'm but mine. And now here you are in my room where I lay in my bed at night praying to the Lord to bring me someone so I wouldn't feel so all alone. And he sure answered my prayers bud, that day so many years ago when I first saw you, know 'n I was a goin' to spend summer with ya, I knew then the Lord gave me Ennis Del Mar, you are my very best friend, been everything to me, became a man with you that summer. Now don 't ya go worrin' about me always wishin' for what cudd'a' been, I'm save 'n a place for us and we'll be together for always.
Ennis..... could you please look in on my mama from time to time, it been so hard for her, I know you will bud...I know I don't even have' t ask.
One more thing Ennis.... I...I love you so very much Ennis.
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Little Ennisa to Jack Jr: Eeeewww! THAT'S how they make ASSBABIES?? So that means daddy and Jack did it TWO TIMES!!! EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
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Ennis thinking:
Sure hope that Jack fella is keepin' dry up there with them sheep. Hope he got the tent up ok. Missin' him a lot when he's not here, like ta hear his stories sittin' by the fire. Never missed anyone like that, hardly ever think of K.E. even thoughs I saw him ever day fer 19 years. Can't wait tell Jack comes back fer supper, mebe the rain 'll let up some, he'll come early. Hope he like's this horse I'm carvin', sure wish he was here in the tent beside me outta' this rain.
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Ennis thinking:
So Jack. Er you gonna stay here tonite protect me from the bear? Sleep ah next ta me in the tent, huh? Com'on Jack, I think he mebe followed me. Please Jack, the sheep 'll be ok.
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Jack:
Ennis...ya want I stay here with ya, I mean that bear still out there, might'ta followed you...just want to make sure your ok? So I'll stay with ya in the tent? Watch out fer each other ok?
Ennis:....Uh....Uh huh.
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Jack's dream:
Hey Ennis, remember that summer we were on Brokeback?
Sure do bud.
Well next month it'll 40 years, since we...since we met.
I'll be dammed. 40 years!
Brokeback sure got us good, didn't it.
Sure did Jack.....sure 'nuff did.
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Some Folks thought that our long faces an tense manner were cuz we wuz cross with each other an only happen'd on that last trip. Wuzn't so, we wuz always upset bout leavin'on the last day of bein' together from the very first time we met up again after Brokeback, both all torn up inside, but I wuz never mad at Jack or he at me. Evey time since we met again, just before we'd drive away Jack an me grab on and hold each other so hard the other wouldn't feel him shakin', just stay like that long as we needed. Then when we'd ease apart we'd lookaway not sayin' a word so not ta show the tears a rollin' off our faces, but each knew they wuz there, then climb inta our pickups till next time.
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jack: so... you don't like the coat. hell ennis, you could have said something about it a week ago!!
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You know, Ennis, I was kinda hopin you'd zip yerself into the coat with me and come up to Lightnin Flat at long last.
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Little Ennisa to Jack Jr: Eeeewww! THAT'S how they make ASSBABIES?? So that means daddy and Jack did it TWO TIMES!!! EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!
Perfect in (almost) every way!
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Chuck Ira, you hit again! This My LOVE duet with two different Jack's was one of the best captions here in weeks!
The way you organized the pic's suits the song so well. Really enjoyed it. ;)
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Ennis...Ennis can you hear me? I'm right her beside you bud. I can't ever tell you how much it means that your up here with me in my room. When I was growing up, didn't have no brothers or sisters, no other kids around.. Always had chores after school, no one would come all the way out here to play. The toy rider, the little pickup, nobody's hands on 'm but mine. And now here you are in my room where I lay in my bed at night praying to the Lord to bring me someone so I wouldn't feel so all alone. And he sure answered my prayers bud, that day so many years ago when I first saw you, know 'n I was a goin' to spend summer with ya, I knew then the Lord gave me Ennis Del Mar, you are my very best friend, been everything to me, became a man with you that summer. Now don 't ya go worrin' about me always wishin' for what cudd'a' been, I'm save 'n a place for us and we'll be together for always.
Ennis..... could you please look in on my mama from time to time, it been so hard for her, I know you will bud...I know I don't even have' t ask.
One more thing Ennis.... I...I love you so very much Ennis.
Jpwagoneer, this incredible text made me cry hard. Beautiful and yet terribly true. Thanks for that. I had a very sad, longlasting, intense moment of introspection having read that tonight. Merci. :'(
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This is just a very short post but an important one
telling you that I'd like to celebrate with you
my first anniversary on this forum.
365 days of pleasure, fun, friendship, shared tears,
365 days of exchange and reflexion.
Thank you for all that.
I'm profoundly grateful
for having found a second home on DC.
May you stay forever young - may we stay forever young.
Merci à tous.
:-* :-* :-* Ingmar :-* :-* :-*
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Come on, Jack! One more big push! The head's crowning!
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it's a boy! (http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPBios/HankeySimon.jpg) simon!
:P :P ;)
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Ennis gets a lift to Riverton and learns about Proust n' Itchy.
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Psss, Ennis. . .wrong head. . .but "A" for effort. . .
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. . .That makes sense, Jack. . .Why in hell close the barn door after the horse is gone. . . ?
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Bobby Twist, turning twenty.
Strongly influenced by his Mom Lureen, he succesfully tried to imitate her splendid hair-do's.
Strongly influenced by his Dad Jack, he succesfully tried to attract men's stares
by arranging his goodies in an appetizing manner.
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Dingy, Mother? Be more vibrant? Flashy?
. . .When I saw Jack lyin' there cured me of my obsession with red forever. . .
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Some Folks thought that our long faces an tense manner were cuz we wuz cross with each other an only happen'd on that last trip. Wuzn't so, we wuz always upset bout leavin'on the last day of bein' together from the very first time we met up again after Brokeback, both all torn up inside, but I wuz never mad at Jack or he at me. Evey time since we met again, just before we'd drive away Jack an me grab on and hold each other so hard we the other wouldn't feel him shakin', just stay like that long as we needed. Then when we'd ease apart we'd lookaway not sayin' a word so not ta show the tears a rollin' off our faces, but each knew they wuz there, then climb inta our pickups till next time.
J.P.
Thank you for your heartfelt sentiments in these captions.
They capture the real feeling of 2 men that had difficulty expressing what they truly felt for each other.
It remains unsaid in the movie and short story, but haunts our imagination daily.
Although we poke fun on this thread, I hope that it is always done with the love and respect that we truly feel for Jack and Ennis.
Sure they are fictional characters, but they stand for something important in out lives.
The hope, optimism, regret, and yes even the bitterness that all gay men and women contend with on a daily basis.
And most important of all, the love!
For that reason they are real to us and will always be a part of our lives.
roco
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That door handle you're fiddlin' with, Ennis. . .
. . .In the end. . .are you comin'. . .or goin'. . .?
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Strongly influenced by his Dad Jack, he succesfully tried to attract men's stares
by arranging his goodies in an appetizing manner.
Ugh! he looks like he's wearing incontinence pads.
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Jack to himself:
Damn you Ennis, I wish I could tell you how much ya mean to me, if I could make you understand how much I missed you, even that first summer so long ago lookin' down at our camp from the mountian at Brokeback. When I try I say it, I f**k it up, say things I never ment you to hear, cause you anger and pain, I forget how scared you are and end up hurting you more. Ennis I hope you can forgive me and you will be here in the fall, I'm so afraid you won't, just like I was so afraid you would send me away if I tried see you after Brokeback. If I could only tell you how I cry my eyes out on side of the road every time we part, and wish that I could be in your arms just like up here always. I live for the days I am with you, and if that's all you can give, I'll accept and treasure those few, let it be till next time, maybe then I can say it right.... I love you so much Ennis Del Mar.
I've always argued that the look on Jack's face in this scene was completely inscrutable and conveyed no information. I was wrong.
Thanks jpwagoneer for another terrific series of posts.
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Bobby see's himself in the past and the future.
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Bobby: What the hell happend to me?
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Ugh! he looks like he's wearing incontinence pads.
;D :o ::)
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Jack: You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
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HRM the queen: hello? is this ennis? mr. ennis del mar? i do believe we have a bit of a kafuffle. yes, a kaFUFFLE.
my dear boy philip, you see, is absolutely MAD with desire over you! ennis, you MUST fly out immejiately
and make an appearance. ::pause:: what? no, NO, i am NOT jack "fucking" twist. i am the QUEEN!
why that poofter! he hung up on me!
It's HRH the Queen (Her Royal Highness)
:)
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Jack: You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
Are you suggesting, Lola, that Ennis is a regular 'victim' of menstruations ?
Congrats to yet another TDS selection (and distinction)! Well-deserved. :)
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LOL I didn't see that, this is my 3rd or 4th time, I am so honoured, should I prepare a speech, get a gown, a date....... :D
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Maybe I could borrow Michelle's dress, and her body and her husband!
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Please do - the three of them - and then take pictures, send them and add your funny captions as usual! :D
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Jack: You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?
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LMAO! PIMP! :D :o
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Ladies and gentlemen - my name is Lola.
I'm the Photocaptioning Queen.
I'm here to accept yet another award
from the distinguished The Daily Sheet Academy.
Thanks to Michelle who offered me her fantastic dress,
I'm sure going to live up to your expectations.
Bonsoir, everyone!
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Ladies and gentlemen - my name is Lola.
I'm the Photocaptioning Queen.
I'm here to accept yet another award
from the distinguished The Daily Sheet Academy.
Thanks to Michelle who offered me her fantastic dress,
I'm sure going to live up to your expectations.
Bonsoir, everyone!
You like me, you really like me!! ;D
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Yes I do. Of course I do. You know I do. ;) :D :)
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Jack: and the winner is....................Brokeback Mountain!
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BROKEBACK SMART
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Max: "99, I am being sent to Brokeback Mountain. We have reason to believe agents Del Mar and Twist have converted to the other side."
99: "You mean...?"
Max: "Yes, they are living a straight life. Complete with outside jobs, homes and children."
99: "Oh Max."
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Jack: "I came to take you to Palm Springs. The White Party is this weekend."
Ennis: "Jack, you know I have the girls this weekend. (pause) Fuck it... Girls I have a sudden emergency and I have to leave town."
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Lureen: "Alma, you are preaching to the choir girl, Who were they trying to fool all those years?" (pause) "I have to admit though that I appreciated it sometimes, Ennis saved me from having to strap on a dildo and put on this old bloody shirt. Jack had strange fetishes."
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Thinking: "Maybe now that I look like a banana Heath will finally eat me."
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Mrs. Twist: It's true, Mr. Del Mar, Jack's daddy was pretty well know'd in his day. But, it wasn't exactly for rodeoin'.
Twist Sr.: Shut up, woman!
Mrs. Twist: You shut up, you old bastard! I've kept quiet about this long enough. You see, years ago John had this "act" with a horse down in Mexico. He don't know I found this old flyer... see for yerself...
APPEARING NIGHTLY AT THE TIJUANA FOLLIES
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Little Johnny Twist & and his "mount," Shooter
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Jack: and the winner is....................Brokeback Mountain!
Oh, GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!! This just caused me to let go a flood of tears for the should have been!!!!!!!!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Though he denied it vehemently for years, DNA doesn't lie: "Bobby Twist" was actually the assbaby of Donald Trump--and Elvis!
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[size=09pt]It's not too late to do the right thing! Yeah, sure. [/size]
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Jack: Ladies and gentlemen, the Academy has given me the honor to correct the greatest slight in its 78 year history.
Won't you please welcome Mr. Ang Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger, Michelle Will....
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Jack: You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?
ENNIS: Wull, I wuz thinkin we could, ya know, play Tex...
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Come on, Jack! One more big push! The head's crowning!
Come on, Jack! One more big push! The ass is crowning!
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BROKEBACK SMART
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MAX: This gun isn't goin off.
99: You mean...?
MAX: Yep. It's the Lureen Doll.
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Jack: Mama was right all along. Coupla babies, lose your figure and they don't want you no more.
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Ennis: Course I still love ya, bud. I done bought that fetchin maternity jacket for ya, didn't I?
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Oh my gawd! Look at what's on the TV! Even my Saturday morning cartoons have gone queer!
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Chip: Y'know, it could be like this, just like this, always.
Dale: Yeah? How you figure that?
Chip: Well, what if you and me had a little acorn and twig operation...
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BROKEBACK SMART
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Max: "99, I am being sent to Brokeback Mountain. We have reason to believe agents Del Mar and Twist have converted to the other side."
99: "You mean...?"
Max: "Yes, they are living a straight life. Complete with outside jobs, homes and children. Would you believe it?"
99: "Oh Max, that's hard to believe."
Max: Would you believe a trampy waitress and a bitchy son?
99: No!
Max: How about a couple a high-altitude fucks a year?
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Oh my gawd! Look at what's on the TV! Even my Saturday morning cartoons have gone queer!
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Chip: Y'know, it could be like this, just like this, always.
Dale: Yeah? How you figure that?
Chip: Well, what if you and me had a little acorn and twig operation...
;D ;D ;D hilarious ;D ;D ;D
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Above is freaking funny, Tru! ;D ;D ;D
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BROKEBACK CRIME, continued
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MAX: Where's Jack? Where's Ennis?
99: Why? What for...? What do you plan?
MAX: I need them to show me how the gun's goin' off... It's urgent!
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BROKEBACK SMART
...
MAX: This gun isn't goin off.
99: You mean...?
MAX: Yep. It's the Lureen Doll.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ;D yer twisted and i love it. ;)
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Jack: You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
Ennis: Yeah. It's making me feel a bit queer.
Jack: Well that something to grateful for I suppose!
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Lureen: Hello operator, I just looked up santorum on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please? Thanks.
Make that two ambulances.
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you sure he's ours? aside from the cigarette, i don't think he looks much like me!
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lamp: oh, here we go again... an accident, sure... tell him the truth, lureen!
lureen: hang on a second, ennis... to the lamp: ...would you shut UP! don't make me unplug you!
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You been to Wyoming Pedro? I hear they got things up there for boys like you.
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Jack: You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
Ennis: Yeah. It's making me feel a bit queer.
Jack: Well that something to grateful for I suppose!
BWAHAHAHAHA! ;D
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Great - love it! :D :D :D
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Ennis, in his dreams:
Jack? What's this new hairdo of yours...?
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"Ennis, will ya ever get this gay lingo down. . . ? I meant the other kind of "do". . ."
"Well, Jack, I ain't sittin' like this waitin" for a breeze to blow by, now am I. . ."
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What d'ya think that young gringo meant when he said "This is too sick even for me"
before getting in his truck. . .
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Lureen: No, I've told you already... getting angry: ...my husband didn't order any sombreros...!
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I should've guessed a long time ago. I tried to entice him with all kinds of hints--suggestive lamps, deep pots with bushes growin' out of them. He did seem particularly fond of this here pink Princess phone. . .Oh, damn, another clue I missed. . .
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Now, tell me the truth, amigo...
Is this your wife's living room lamp you're wearing on your head...?
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I'm comin' at that ol' quit/no quit hullabaloo from a different angle wonderin' if Jack was goin' to leave M E . . . whatever ya do, don't ask those Forum kooks. . .they hate my guts. . .they'd P A Y me to get lost. . .
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I tried the same hairdo as Jack Mexican callboy the other day. Really...!
But I dunno... he just doesn't want to touch me anymore...
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"Pancho, why was young Juanito Twist callin' me the Crisco Kid while I had him bent over this hitchin' post. . .?"
"I don't know, Cisco. He was callin' ME 'Papi Chulo'. . ."
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A LITTLE CHAT ON THE EL PASO BORDER
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"Pancho, ever thought of travelin' to Wyoming with me...?"
"I don't know, Cisco. I'd rather wait here for Juanito Twist. He's a faithful amigo, ya know..."
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I'm tryin' not to wear my broken heart on my sleeve. Somehow it's popped up on my cheek. . .
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Is it too much to ask for a little more porkin' to go with those beans. . . ?
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When I'm ridin' you, Ennis, at least I don't have to think about the degree of difficulty or where or how I'm landin' the dismount. . .
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The truth is …I whipped a coupla babies about a month ago. The welfare came round. There was hell
of a stink. I got a suspended sentence then I got fired. I started whippin’ Bobby too. You try and live
with that little bastard. Bitches the hind leg off a donkey. Bin pullin’ wings off butterflies. Fayette sure
did give me hell for that. And don’t even get me started on Lureen.....
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Hi Jack. So you're back. Well did you tell him? You did. What? He thought you were joking about us
conducting our marriage over the telephone. Go figure!
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I'm tryin' not to wear my broken heart on my sleeve. Somehow it's popped up on my cheek. . .
Curse you, T&S! I made these last weekend and was saving them for Valentine's Day.
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^^^ omg -- those are fantastic chapeaugris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:o I LOVE THOSE!
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"Pancho, why was young Juanito Twist callin' me the Crisco Kid while I had him bent over this hitchin' post. . .?"
"I don't know, Cisco. He was callin' ME 'Papi Chulo'. . ."
"Pancho, why was young Juanito Twist callin' me the Crisco Kid while I had him bent over this hitchin' post. . .?"
"I don't know, Cisco. He was callin' ME 'Senor Santorum'. . ."
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I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
Simon: STOP STOP, that was absolutley horrendous!
Randy: I gotta say no dawg, sorry.
Paula: I have to say no too, but you are really cute (hiccup).
Jack: So I'm not going to Hollywood?
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michelle (thinking): that's not a hat, it's a cabana.
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Above is freaking funny, Tru! ;D ;D ;D
;D Thanks!
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Michelle: Nice hat! You aren't thinking of taking up "ice fishing" are you?
Heath: I was thinking about it!
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Oh yeah, Ennis! Whip those babies, baby!
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When it came to head-covering fashion,
Alma somehow instinctly knew
that Riverton, Wyoming,
really wasn't the place to be.
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Ennis: I think I found a place for us Jack!
Jack: Yea right, where?
Ennis: You are gonna love it Jack, the people are nice and friendly. We can be happy there, I know we can.
Jack: And you are willing to go?
Ennis: Yea I am, I really am. They are picking us up today!
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Damn! Anal leakage.
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Jack: "Aguirre has no right to make us wear these chipmunk costumes...he has no right."
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Jack: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it, let's fall in love Ennis.
Ennis: I dunno Jack.
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Damn! Anal leakage.
Wicked - but great ! :D :o :P
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Chip: Oh, after you!
Dale: Oh no, I insist, after you!
Chip: No no, after you, ol' chap...!
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Ennis: Dammit Cassie, I thought you told me the Chippendales were performing here tonight!?
Cassie: Ennis, you dumbass, I said Chip and Dale! Now shut up and watch the rest of the show!
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Lureen: Hello operator, I just looked up anal leakage on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please? Thanks.
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Is it too much to ask for a little more porkin' to go with those beans. . . ?
... and if he won't, I will....
A good'un.
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Michelle: Nice hat! You aren't thinking of taking up "ice fishing" are you?
Heath: I was thinking about it!
That shoot Jake's "I'll be in Morocco working" story all to hell. Love it, Lola!
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Sometimes, Ennis, after I landed on my ass for the upteenth time,
I dream that you're in the arena with me.
That as I pick myself up you stay down, you go down.
And people in the stands watch us as we snort and buck with passion
like they've never seen before.
And are so touched, they let us live.
Just live and love,
down and dirty. . .
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HULKBACK MOUNTAIN
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Lureen Newsome: "What are you waiting for big boy...a matin' call?"
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HULKBACK MOUNTAIN
Lureen Newsome: "What are you waiting for big boy...a matin' call?"
Now that's hysterical!! ;D ;D
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Askmen.com members pick their number one date fantasy
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Askgaymen.com members pick their number one date fantasy
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Askbisexualmen.com members pick their number one date fantasy
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HULKBACK MOUNTAIN
Lureen Newsome: "What are you waiting for big boy...a matin' call?"
Now that's hysterical!! ;D ;D
I second that! :D :D :D
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MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!
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Penguin 1: We're marching alright! Marching on Washington to demand people like Jack & Ennis have the legal right to marry!!
Penguin 2: And we're gonna keep wearing these tuxedos until it's granted!
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Lureen: Hello operator, I just looked up santorum on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please? Thanks.
Make that two ambulances.
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Senator Santorum: I just googled me on the internet and you're right! I am sickening! Send 301,078,546 ambulances!!
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JAKE: Uh, you want me to do what with this thing?
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MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!
Penguin 1: We're marching alright! Marching on Washington to demand people like Jack & Ennis have the legal right to marry!!
Penguin 2: And we're gonna keep wearing these tuxedos until it's granted!
Jake, Rob Jr, and Chris: Hey we wanna march with you too! Where do we sign up?
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I'm commutin' 3 to 4 times a year. Come in for the love of my life. Bed him down. tear each other's hearts out parting. Back to the our wives to continue a lie. Spend half the night crying over Ennis. Society got no right to make us do this!
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Jake, Rob Jr, and Chris: Hey we wanna march with you too! Where do we sign up?
In Santorum's backyard! ;) :D :D
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The Army did get Jack. He took the opportunity to Buff Himself up for his return to Ennis in 4 years.
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Askmanondog.com members pick their number one date fantasy
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Thiinking to himself. "Damn, I need to get to a laptop so I can write my Brokeback Mountain story on the AFI webpage."
http://connect.afi.com/site/PageServer?pagename=100user_stories_landing
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Askmanondog.com members pick their number one date fantasy
(http://town.hall.org/radio/JEC/santorum.jpg)
I have nooooooo clue who this is, anyone want to PM me and tell me!
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Rick Santorum (which see) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_controversy), FORMER ;D Senator from Pennsylvania. Tedious homophobe.
He said if we allow man on man sex, what's next, man on dog? :D
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I googled him, thanks! :o
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Alma (to herself): Why does he have to be so damn good looking?
Ennis (to himself): Why do I have to be so damn good looking?
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Lureen: Santorum on the Senate floor? Don't they have a janitor?
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Jack: 'I wish I knew how to figure out if its relevant to an analysis of our relationship and my final denoument that I quit you!"
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Rick Santorum (which see) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_controversy), FORMER ;D Senator from Pennsylvania. Tedious homophobe.
He said if we allow man on man sex, what's next, man on dog? :D
to paraphrase LeShawn, 'boy is he behind the times'. I though M-O-D was old hat. Man on sheep certainly is... ;) What that has to do however with equality is beyond me.
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ALMA thinking: Why did he marry me, if he didn't love me?
ENNIS thinking: Why did I marry her, when I didn't love her?
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I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!
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ALMA thinking: Why did he marry me, if he didn't love me?
ENNIS thinking: Why did I marry her, when I didn't love her?
JACK thinking (all the way down in Childress): Why the hell didn't you marry me, if you loved me?
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Ennis: You know, you're right. Jack WAS kinda nasty. He really liked it when I
Alma: So help me God, Ennis, I'm gonna shove this fryin' pan so far up yer
Ennis: YEAH! That's what he liked!
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Thiinking to himself. "Damn, I need to get to a laptop so I can write my Brokeback Mountain story on the AFI webpage."
Ennis: "I thought I was your laptop, Jack!"
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"ARMY DIDN'T GET ME"
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"Jack, I thought you liked seamen?"
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What do you mean, "Heath couldn't make it but Sir Anthony's here?"
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What if you and me had a little pizza-and-gelato operation, Jake?
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Jack: "Aguirre has no right to make us wear these chipmunk costumes...he has no right."
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Ennis: Yeah Jack but it does make me feel kinda randy!
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What if you and me had a little pizza-and-gelato operation, Jake?
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Very good!!!
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Jimbo do you think this is the right time and place to change your mind?
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Jack: I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!
Ennis: You been to China, Jack Twist? I hear what they got in China for boys like you!
Jack: What I *hear* is they got some phenomenal directors for boys like us!
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I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!
What say we stay in for some Greek?
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What if you and me had a little pizza-and-gelato operation, Jake?
Sir or no Sir ... You touch my butt one more time and you're goin in the canal!
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ALMA thinking: Why did he marry me, if he didn't love me?
ENNIS thinking: Why did I marry her, when I didn't love her?
JACK thinking (all the way down in Childress): Why the hell didn't you marry me, if you loved me?
ENNIS rethinking: I should a married Jack!
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Jack m&m: What if you an’ me had a little…ranch somewhere, a little…cow an’ calf operation; be a sweet life…
Ennis m&m: What're you talkin' about Jack? We're chocolate! It's already a sweet life.
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Jack: You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?
ENNIS: Wull, I wuz thinkin we could, ya know, play Tex...
I sure hope that music in the background isn't "I've Got the World on A String…"
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BBM Them Acronyms
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Alma: YSGFWJT?
Ennis: Damn near minus 2%.
Alma: Sounds like AGDBOAUS...
Ennis: NS....
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The truth is …I whipped a coupla babies about a month ago. The welfare came round. There was hell
of a stink. I got a suspended sentence then I got fired. I started whippin’ Bobby too. You try and live
with that little bastard. Bitches the hind leg off a donkey. Bin pullin’ wings off butterflies. Fayette sure
did give me hell for that. And don’t even get me started on Lureen.....
OMG ;D ;D ;D don't know whether to laugh or cry-I think I'll laugh...! 'you try and live with that little bastard'......BAWAWWWWWWWWWWWW
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And once again, one of the world's most beautiful men proudly shows of his latest sartorial find from "Homeless R Us." It's lucky for him that Michelle gets to see him naked, or he might BE homeless.
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And that was when Aguirre had a BRILLIANT idea for keeping his shepherds celibate the whole summer.
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/0009zx8c)
Little Known Brokeback Fact: Jack's co-worker, summer of 62, was a Korean gentleman, who would soon go on to work for a Mr. Goldfinger. It was not, in fact, lightning that killed those 42 sheep…
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The Army did get Jack. He took the opportunity to Buff Himself up for his return to Ennis in 4 years.
And of course, there were those other workouts, not always alone, which were also very good practice.
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Hoping to fend off all those adoring fans, Jake tries again to look ugly.
"Damn! Still not working!"
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Jack: 'I wish I knew how to figure out if it's relevant to an analysis of our relationship and my final denoument that I quit you!"
Ennis thinks: Now I KNOW he's been to Mexico! He's speaking Spanish!
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"ARMY DIDN'T GET ME"
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"Jack, I thought you liked seamen?"
"Ennis, when you gone a learn to spell?"
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I had Mexican last night! I wanna go out for Chinese!
What say we stay in for some Greek?
Shit no. I can't even spell that stuff, let alone eat it. And ouzo tastes like varnish.
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Jack m&m: What if you an’ me had a little…ranch somewhere, a little…cow an’ calf operation; be a sweet life…
Ennis m&m: What're you talkin' about Jack? We're chocolate! It's already a sweet life.
Jack m&m: Ohhhhhh. So THAT's why I melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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michelle: that's not a hat... that's matilda's sweater!
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jack tries to fit into city life, but finds his murse and bleached blond mullet isn't doing the trick.
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heath: go ahead, make fun of my hat. i won't say a thing about that dead coyote draped across yer shoulders.
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BBM&M
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jack: c'mon, tell the truth. you melted in my hand more than once.
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BBM&M
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jack: hey, what kind of M & M's does tattoo like?
ennis: tattoo? whut?
jack: you know, that little guy on "fantasy island."
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ennis: oh him! that's easy -- "THE PLAIN, THE PLAIN!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^gnash, these are all great!!! :D :D :D
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BBS&M
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I finally thought up a use for this fishin' rod Jack.
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PREFERENCES FOR BODY FLUIDS
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Seamen?
"Jack, I thought you liked semen...!"
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What we got here is an unfortunate bitch of an unsatisfactory situation. . .
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What we got here is a bitch and her extremely handsome ex-husband...
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Damn, I'm good and Ennis, sooooo lucky. I'm working out two muscle groups; I'm exercisin' the lips they can
s e e . . .
. . .Excuse me, ma'am, can you tell me where in Riverton Ennis Del Mar has moved. . .
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And that was when Aguirre had a BRILLIANT idea for keeping his shepherds celibate the whole summer.
. . .that is, until he discovered they f*** like 'munks'. . . ;)
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After the horse kicked him in the head, Alma, Monroe and family took Ennis in. Here, they walk to the short bus stop where he begins the weekly journey to the rehabilitation clinic. . .
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. . .Wanna read the note I got attached to the end of my rod right now? How 'bout I make it a special rear delivery. . .
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Some silliness for Pug: :D :D :D :D
BBM // Startrek
Lt. Ennis delMar-Janeway and Ensign Jack Twist-Picard, the sons of the legendary
admirals Jean-Luc Picard, from the Federation Starship Enterprise,
and Katherine Janeway, from the Federation Starship Voyager,
decided to spend their holiday in seclusion on the Holodeck Nr.13,
to enjoy their favorite recreational game named Brokeback Mountain.
They took with them as little as possible to remind them of the 24th century.
Nevertheless, they took some food replicators, just in case.
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/100_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
E: Them food replicators were hard to pack, Jack!
After the first week, the 1963 menu was hard to swallow:
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E: Where are you going?
J: Well, I'm sick of beans. I might be back, if the Sickbay don't get me.
And later:
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J: I came back, hungry as hell.
E: You know what's next, dumbass.
J: I know... I wrote that program code.
But tell you what, I'm a space-station cityboy,
don't expect me to actually slaughter the elk hologram that
you'll shoot at the stardate 49786.9995+/-0.0003.
E: Why not? It's historically accurate.
That was some high-class entertainment back then, I tell you.
You can't seriously be that disturbed by some
dumb pattern interference of a few holographic photons.
And I've already modified my phaser to a 694 nm color, just for you.
J: Nope, no way I will cut and cook the elk hologram.
E: All right then, if you can't stand it, Jack, we'll gonna fix it:
We'll have the food replicator ready behind that bush.
But be warned that I've heard from the Altairians that the replicated elk meat
doesn't taste quite as good as the real thing.
Later:
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E: Whut the heck?! What's that smell?
Have you seen Sheila and the rest of them lately?
They believe themselves alien sheep from the star Vega! Vegans!
J: Last time I looked, they were teaching C++ to the lambs.
Quite impressive.
I guess that's a good starting point for a baby-lamb's brain.
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E: What the..? Is it raining? Oh! Down, quick!
It's a Vegan sheep attack. They read your elk code, Jack!
They didn't know you were planning to use the replicator instead of slaughtering the elk!!!
The vegan sheep are sheltering the elk and assailing J&E with beans, cans and coyotes.
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J: Open the holocommands panel, Ennis!
Re-enable the holodeck safety protocols.
Delete the elk code. Delete it! Delete!
E: Too late. We're surrounded. Emergency!
Bridge! Two to beam out!
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Ennis (on the Command Deck): Battle stations! We'll get to the bottom of this.
Thinking: Those Vegan sheep!!! Always misunderstanding. Always!
(Photos from Jannis's photobucket. Thanks.)
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After the horse kicked him in the head, Alma, Monroe and family took Ennis in. Here, they walk to the short bus stop where he begins the weekly journey to the rehabilitation clinic. . .
OMG LMAO! ;D ;D ;D
tap I like your BBM Startrek. :D
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MICHELE: Honey, I hate to say this but, you and Matilda are takin this "CAT IN THE HAT" routine way to far!
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Tap - you are off the wall!!! - more pleez! ;D
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Alma (thinking): Suppose I could divorce Monroe and marry Ennis again. What he likes is still better than what Monroe does.
Ennis (thinking): Suppose Alma could divorce Monroe and we could marry again. Least my hand could get a bit of a rest between fishin trips.
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I posted the above pic (and now alot of people have used it) I got a PM saying people with dial up are having trouble loading it, just so you know. Maybe we should give that one a rest. I had no idea the file was larger than usual! :-\
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ALMA: Ennis, yer just too big fer yer britches!
ENNIS: Shit, that's what Lola's been sayin.
ALMA: Who the hell is Lola, n why is she commentin on yer britches?
ENNIS: You shut up about Lola, it ain't her fault!
ALMA: Go home Ennis, yer pissin me off!
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Phil: I have seen my shadow today and this means that queer cowboys should stay in their tent for at least another six weeks.
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Jack & Ennis: Thanks, Phil!
Ennis: He said "queer" cowboys; musta been talkin' 'bout you.
Jack: Uh... riiiight!
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Unbeknownst to Jack, Ennis was bitten by a rabid vampire bat and now makes his move!
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Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...
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Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
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Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...
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Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...
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Jack: ... if he starts in about 'SailorMoon' an' Pokey-mon, that's it.... I'll have ta bash his head in with the frying pan!!
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"ARMY DIDN'T GET ME"
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Looks like the Navy got Ennis!
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Jake: This is such an honor, Sir Anthony, but it really creeps me out when you call me Clarice...and would you please stop making that "fih-fih-fih-fih-fih" sound!
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Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...
Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)
I was merely giggling like a fool, trubrokeback, until this one of Jack that just shouts "Oh I give up." Then I simply lost it!
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We had Mexican last night! Now you wanna go out for Chinese!
Where are we gonna get a Chinese out here.....................Ang!
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Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
Tru! Along with the "captions", all your pic selections in this post were terrific as well!
;D
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I posted the above pic (and now alot of people have used it) I got a PM saying people with dial up are having trouble loading it, just so you know. Maybe we should give that one a rest. I had no idea the file was larger than usual! :-\
I didn't pm, but thanks, Lola, on behalf of me and gnash and jasonwv (that I know of). Newer thread posters are using high kb pictures lately. Page 27 has pics that total 2.9MB's of space ALONE! That means a long time to load a page for us dial-uppers! Thanks for your consideration.
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I posted the above pic (and now alot of people have used it) I got a PM saying people with dial up are having trouble loading it, just so you know. Maybe we should give that one a rest. I had no idea the file was larger than usual! :-\
I didn't pm, but thanks, Lola, on behalf of me and gnash and jasonwv (that I know of). Newer thread posters are using high kb pictures lately. Page 27 has pics that total 2.9MB's of space ALONE! That means a long time to load a page for us dial-uppers! Thanks for your consideration.
And now I have a question, which is slightly off topic, but hey, I can do that ;) :D and the question is to help the dial up users.
I'm not computer savvy, and if you reduce the dimensions of the pic, are you also reducing the MBs as well?
It's very easy to reduce a pic by dimension.
When you post an image, you will see this.....
[img ]blahhblah blah blah blah blah [/ img]
If it's a large pic, you can reduce it by inserting a "size" after the first "img" like this....
[img width=300 ]blahhblah blah blah blah blah [/ img]
Does that help the dial up users? Will the pics download faster if everyone were to do that?
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I somehow don't think that changes things - the dimensions are instructions to your browser how much space to allot it, but the image coming from the server is still n-megabytes large, and will still take as long to download. The page overall will load a bit faster, but the images won't, if that makes sense. If you find a good image, try to resize it (requires some work on your part with software) before you put it into photobucket or whatever place you keep it online.
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Senate Hearing or Your Tax Dollars At Work
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Dr. Science: and that concludes my testimony and evidence that Global Warming is a real threat.
Senator Leahy: Thank you Dr. Science that was a very informative and well done presentation. However, I think you failed to answer a very important question. A question that I receive hundreds of emails from my " I don't got a life" constituents. I hope you can use your expertise to answer it. The question is Did Jack Quit Ennis?
Senator Hatch: Mr. Chairman! Mr. Chairman permission to speak please! That question is ridiculous! Me and my constituents know that Jack quit Ennis! Those people can't sustain relationships cause it's all based on sex!
Now the real question is in the SNIT scene when Ennis makes the unfortunate decision to go back into the tent. Does he say I'm sorry? And do you think he's saying that to God?
Senator Biden: Mr. Chairman! I request permission to speak! I can't let the Gentleman From Utah disparage a fine citizen like Jack Twist! Why he's a mainstream Gay who is surprisingly masculine and good looking. Plus he's clean too!
Dr. Science(thinking): When I finish inventing my time machine I 'm going back to the Revolutinonary War and joining forces with the British!
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The Year: 1963-1964-1965-1966...... .....2005-2006-2007
Timmy: What would you do
if you were stuck with a gorgeous, loveable young man
in one place
and every day was exactly the same,
and everything that you did and said mattered?
Ennis: I'd call this situation Brokeback Mountain
and would never want it to end.
Never ever.
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Ennis takes a trip to Brokeback Mountain solo. The pain of Jack's absence overwhelms him but he smiles with the warm memories of their time together.
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Ennis takes a trip to Brokeback Mountain solo. The pain of Jack's absence overwhelms him but he smiles with the warm memories of their time together.
Beautiful! :) :'(
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Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
Tru! Along with the "captions", all your pic selections in this post were terrific as well!
;D
I was merely giggling like a fool, trubrokeback, until this one of Jack that just shouts "Oh I give up." Then I simply lost it!
;D Thanks!
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Dr. Science(thinking): When I finish inventing my time machine I 'm going back to the Revolutinonary War and joining forces with the British![/b]
Very cute, jason! ;D
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack: "Did you hear about this global warming thing?"
Ennis: "Yeah, our constant fornication is creating way too much heat. Maybe we should lay off for a while."
Jack: "Nah, no worries for another 40 years or so they said."
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack: "Didn't know you cared about the environment?"
Ennis: "Yeah, like all our blankets are full of gism, where we gonna sleep now."
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "If Ennis thinks I'm going to get up off this whoopee cushion he put here he's got a long wait."
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a73w6.jpg)
Sir Anthony:Jake do you realize that between the two of us, here stands the most handsome actor
in the world and the most talented one?
Jake: And you're not half bad yourself, Tony.
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If it's a large pic, you can reduce it by inserting a "size" after the first "img" like this....
[img width=300 ]blahhblah blah blah blah blah [/ img]
Does that help the dial up users? Will the pics download faster if everyone were to do that?
;D I was just looking into that!! I'm on dial-up - I don't think the width= parameter helps with this. You still have to wait to load the entire photo and then it sizes it down.
But!! (and that's a big but! :D )
If you happen to be referring to a large photo that is stored on livejournal, you can just add "/s640" to the end of the livejournal location of the photo and it will call up a smaller version here!! ;D
For example ... UV :-* :-* :-* posted these wonderful shots over at the Jake thread
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=18409.msg716758#msg716758
but even after an hour they had only barely begun uploading on my screen :'(
So I started messing around with them and it turns out that if instead of this:
http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000apa4h
you type this:
http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000apa4h/s640
it shows in a few seconds!!! ;D ;D ;D
It's a mid-sized "thumbnail" that livejournal stores for the user.
Sorry but this is a solution for livejournal pix only. There may be similar solutions in other systems.
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OR:
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Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen we are honord to have with us this
evening the world's most handsome actor and the world's most talented actor.
Sir Anthony: Hmm Jake, I think one of those was for me.
Jake: Try telling that to my Lashers, Tony.
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OR:
Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen we are honord to have with us this
evening the world's most handsome actor and the world's most talented actor.
Sir Anthony: Hmm Jake, I think one of those was for me.
Jake: Try telling that to my Lashers, Tony.
;D ;D ;D
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(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/growl-1.jpg)
Unbeknownst to Jack, Ennis was bitten by a rabid vampire bat and now makes his move!
"You been ta Transylvania, Jack F***in' Twist?"
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Have you tried resizing the images to fit your browser window?
For Windows only:
Start (left click) -> Control Panel -> Internet Properties -> Advanced
->
Scroll down to "Multimedia"
->
Check the empty square next to "Enable Automatic Image Resizing"
Thanks - yeah, that's already "on" in my system. The issue isn't how big the image is on my screen but how long it takes to load - i.e., how many pixels have to get read. It does automatically resize after it loads, but that may be never :D
I do have an older system (windoze 98) so maybe this works differently on newer systems - I don't know ???
Still, for anybody who is posting photos that are stored at livejournal, adding the /s640 is a handy option that will help those of us on dial-up! ;D
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Fercrissakes, Jack, I'm supposed ta punch YOU!
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Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...
Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...
AARRGGHH!! This is divine ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
JACK thinking: I remember when he used ta hug me like he's huggin that bottle a whiskey.
ENNIS thinking: I wish Jack wasn't so sad all the time.
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Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)
Jack: ... if he starts in about 'SailorMoon' an' Pokey-mon, that's it.... I'll have ta bash his head in with the frying pan!!
[/b]
And then Jack had a Really Good Idea: "Hey Ennis. You like comic books?"
Ennis: "My goodness, yes! I have Superman complete back to 1950, a first-issue Spiderman, and I LOVE the Green Hornet…"
Jack: "Well, when you've had a bit more to drink, I'll show you some of mine. They're Finnish."
PS. Tru--this is a scream, esp the "Klingon translation!"
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Jack: I don't care how long it took you, Ennis. I will NOT listen to "Gilthoniel, A Elbereth" in Klingon ONE MORE TIME. And that goes double for the Elvish version of "Three Little Maids from School." No wonder I drink so much.
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Unexpected freezing temperatures force hat-hating Heath to find
an alternate location for the *warmer* Michelle had so painstakingly knitted for him.
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Ennis: And this one time in Band Camp I won a prize for building a scale model of Stonehenge entirely out of chocolate sprinkles, and I do Jazzercise on Wednesdays, and I'm very active in my local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, and I was a volunteer with Ralph Nader's campaign, and I'm up for the role of Nanki-Poo with the Signal Dinner Theatre, and...
Jack [thinking]: Hmmm... he's definitely red-lining it on the Gaydar, but I'm also starting to get some alarmingly high readings on the Nerd Alert too...
Ennis: ...and I'm building a display case for all my Dr. Who memorabilia, and I'm almost finished with my Klingon translation of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and...
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0321.jpg)
I was merely giggling like a fool, trubrokeback, until this one of Jack that just shouts "Oh I give up." Then I simply lost it!
yeah, Tru that is a beauty! The pics are perfect-Ennis is so innocent in some ways, if he did those things, that 's exactly how he'd go on about them....
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I would like if I may to take you on a strange journey.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump0.jpg)
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_120_jpg.jpg)
Ennis thinks It’s probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdoes.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump00.jpg)
I think perhaps you better come inside.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump1.jpg)
It's just a jump to the left.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump2.jpg)
And then a step to the right!
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump3.jpg)
Put your hands on your hips
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/jump1.jpg)
You bring your knees in tight!
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/work.jpg)
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!
Let's do the time warp again!
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CONGRATS TRUBROKEBACK ON HAVING PHOTOCAP OF THE DAY! IT WAS HILARIOUS! :D :D :D
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Ah, the Time Warp, MM. If only we could, and find a way to get those boys permanently together.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show sequence is great! :D
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So is your profile, sweetie, not to mention trubrokeback's fabulous caption. A triumph for the PhotoCap thread all round.
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So is your profile, sweetie.
Merci, Ministering angel!
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“One thing never changed: the brilliant charge of their infrequent couplings was darkened by the sense of time flying, never enough time, never enough”
So, in their separate and difficult lives, I wonder what did “time” tell Jack and Ennis?
“Time Has Told Me”
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/rarefind.jpg)
Time has told me
You’re a rare, rare find
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/troubledcure.jpg)
A troubled cure
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/troubledmind.jpg)
For a troubled mind
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/askformore.jpg)
And time has told me
Not to ask for more
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/oceanshore.jpg)
For someday our ocean
Will find its shore
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/leaveways.jpg)
So I’ll leave the ways, that are making me be
What I really don’t want to be
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/makingyoulove.jpg)
Leave the ways, that are making me love
What I really don’t want to love
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/dawn.jpg)
Time has told me
You came with the dawn:
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/soulfootprint.jpg)
A soul with no footprint
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/rose.png)
A rose with no thorn
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/tears.jpg)
Your tears, they tell me
There’s really no way
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/solace.jpg)
Of ending your troubles
With things you can say
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/side.jpg)
And time will tell you
To stay by my side
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/hide.jpg)
To keep on trying
’Til there’s no more to hide …
“Time Has Told Me” by Nick Drake, from the album “Five Leaves Left”
If you would like to listen to this song, here’s the link:
http://img671.libsyn.com/img671/e15850f0574049ee653194e97427cb49/45b380e4/4098/6547/01_Time_Has_Told_Me.mp3
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Bravo, dylan, for your beautiful and extremely well chosen Picture Poem ! ^^^^^^
Sad as it is, I'm very moved. :'(
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I wasn’t sure whether to put the above post on the Ennis’ & Jack’s Relationship thread in the Elements and Themes section, so I hope it’s OK here. Sorry for so many pictures, but the lyrics just felt so right to go with them.
Thank you friends for your kind words of welcome after my first post, and for your private messages - I’m still trying to work out how to send private messages!
peace
dylan
Welcome, Dylan! Just for info, after you have posted five times, you will be able to send private messages. Just two to go!
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Jake is unaware that "Mad Anthony Hopkins" has just placed a WHOOPY cushion on his chair.
Benny Hill would have been proud!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ROTFLMAO ! :D ;D :o
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Jack Gets Outed at Junior's High School Graduation
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Alma: It's my honor to introduce my daughter as the class valedictorian. But first I want to acknowledge someone in the audience! Jack Twist! Stand up Jack Twist! Yeah everyone give him a hand! That's the bitch that stole my husband!
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So is your profile, sweetie, not to mention trubrokeback's fabulous caption. A triumph for the PhotoCap thread all round.
yeah, what she said! :)
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Bravo, dylan, for your beautiful and extremely well chosen Picture Poem ! ^^^^^^
Sad as it is, I'm very moved. :'(
What he said! Beautiful Dylan! :)
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Wow, dylan, that was incredible. (Are you sure you're not really.... Dylan?)
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So is your profile, sweetie, not to mention trubrokeback's fabulous caption. A triumph for the PhotoCap thread all round.
Thanks all you terrific Captioners for your kind words! I'm glad you liked my Nerd Ennis. :D Kinda scary to say, but he's a composite of people I've actully known through my life. ;)
Ingmar, great profile! It was wonderful getting to know you, and I'm especially happy to hear that not all Europeans hate the U.S.! :D
Dylan, loved your "Time has told me" post. Very beautiful, and this was the right place for it. Welcome to our weird and wonderful world! ;D
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Jack Gets Outed at Junior's High School Graduation
That's the bitch that stole my husband![/b]
Jason!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Thanks a lot, jasonwv and trubrokeback! Am very glad you appreciated! ;)
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WOW! dylan, that had me in tears. So beautiful!
Folks, dylan, now on Post #3, has hit a second home run - if you missed his Very First Post #1, go read it now:
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=323.msg690056#msg690056
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Yeah, we need at least a 100 more posts from this talented dylan
(no wonder he chose this pseudo)! ;)
Go, dylan, go!
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Jack [chuckling]: Oh man! I just love that trick! The ol' Baby Ruth in the swimmin' pool routine! Did you see the look on that old lady's face when it dropped out the leg of my bathin' suit?! Priceless!
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0118.jpg)
Ennis: Yeah, that's real funny, Jack. You're goin a get us kicked out a here, y'know.
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what a team!!
Tru congrats! Well-dererved!!
Ingmar, I am saving up your profile for when I can sit and enjoy, sometime today....
Dylan, welcome! What a way to drop into our universe here; I hope you stay!!!
jasonw-Alma-oh, boy..... ;D ;D ;D
boy, this thread has really picked up again since New Year's; so glad...
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It sure has! Enjoy your Saturday together with us here, canstandit!
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magicmountain
jasonwv
ingmarnicebbmt
trubrokeback
dylan
Such wonderfulness to wake up to this Saturday morning.
Thanks all!
Lyle
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Why am I smilin' and relieved, Ennis? 'Cause for a second there I thought you was Lureen.
Then I remembered it was just your ear. . . .
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0118.jpg)
I can top that. While ridin' you from behind, I thought you was Alma sometimes. . .
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Forum members gotta know. . .Where can they find this s o o o lifelike Jack in the Box. . . ?
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
"Head" "Tail"
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(http://pets.onas.ru/cats_fighting.jpg)
Ennis and Jack the mouse herding cats,
could never agree on who threw the first punch,
at the end of that summer hearding mice,
up on HAIRBALL MOUNTAIN!
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Let's do the time warp again! [/b]
I loved this MM!! ;D
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November-Just a thought
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack: .....I was pretty mad about August, said some things...
Ennis: ....I know,we been over that already; You hate the cold too,like I don't know that, it's that's why I brung them extra blankets.
Jack: ....Yeah, I hate the cold, I really do. The more I'm in it, the more I hate it....
Ennis:.....You getting ready to quit me again, Jack F*ckin Twist?
Jack: ..Tell ya the truth, I got past being ready in 1978.....You gonna let me, Ennis del Mar??
Ennis:....Maybe. You keep bitchin about everything: 'the bed's too small'; 'the shower's too cold' ' that Don wroe didn't leave us no beer.'
Jack:....You got a point, friend. He may not a left us no beer; but it sure was nice he left you his cabin. How many weekends you figure we can squeeze in until next year?
Ennis;...I can probably do it at least twice a month, since you'll be over in LF-shouldn't be too hard a drive, right?
Jack: ...Nah. I been doin 1200 mile drives for 16 years now-a half day there and back twice a month-I can live with that. Gives me a chance to get the ranch up, and now that Lurene's agreed on the settlement, I can start getting the lumber for the cabin. When'd you tell the boss you was taking the next week off?
Ennis: I told him in about 3 months....that oughta do it, I figure...I'm done with child support next year, so ......
Jack...Now remember: just cuz we on my daddy's 'payroll' it don't mean nothin-I'll have an investment in that ranch that my Mama agreed to and to hell with the ol man. That heart attack has im so he don't know what ends up, anway. He can't do it himself no more, anyhow. He needs me and he knows it. He needs us. You'll be good with that skittish mare o his...
Ennis: Yeah, I'll take care of it......I'll take care of you, Jack F*ckin Twist.
Jack;...that's what your good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.
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November-Just a thought
Jack;...that's what your good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.
Yay, CSI! Exactly the way it was supposed to be! :) :'(
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Jack: Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis: Yea, he is something ain't he? But I ain't queer.
Jack: Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)
:-*
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I wish...... :(
thanks for the support; we of the Ennis Anonymous (nod to Sandy) group need it..... ;)
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(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."
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Dylan, Jason, Charlotte, CSI, and the rest of you. I've laughed and cried already this morning and it's only 9.30. Love Junior's Graduation too.
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Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.
bAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW............ROTF.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."
AH, the worm turns- or the cows in this case! I love it!!
Ennis to Jack: I'll love ya til the cows come home!!
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"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."
AH, the worm turns- or the cows in this case! I love it!!
Ennis to Jack: I'll love ya til the cows come home!!
And then some.
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(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
"What if we had us a little rodeo and ranch-hand operation? It'd be some sweet life."
Calf (watching a bull and rider): Daddy, you wanna watch it there; that rodeo f*ck up looks like he's got a low startle point!
Cow: Don't worry, lil darlin, I doubt there's any rode f*ck up your daddy can't throw.
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Jack Gets Outed at Junior's High School Graduation
Alma: It's my honor to introduce my daughter as the class valedictorian. But first I want to acknowledge someone in the audience! Jack Twist! Stand up Jack Twist! Yeah everyone give him a hand! That's the bitch that stole my husband!
Ah, good to see them getting along like milk and water. Great!
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Wow, dylan, that was incredible. (Are you sure you're not really.... Dylan?)
What she said.
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0115.jpg)
Jack [chuckling]: Oh man! I just love that trick! The ol' Baby Ruth in the swimmin' pool routine! Did you see the look on that old lady's face when it dropped out the leg of my bathin' suit?! Priceless!
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0118.jpg)
Ennis: Yeah, that's real funny, Jack. You're goin a get us kicked out a here, y'know.
Jack: Hee hee hee--and did you see the look on her face when I picked it up and ATE it? Am I funny, or what?
Ennis: Or what.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
"Head" "Tail"
You don't say much, but you get your point across… Ar ar ar.
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November-Just a thought
Jack: .....I was pretty mad about August, said some things...
Ennis: ....I know,we been over that already; You hate the cold too,like I don't know that, it's that's why I brung them extra blankets.
Jack: ....Yeah, I hate the cold, I really do. The more I'm in it, the more I hate it....
Ennis:.....You getting ready to quit me again, Jack F*ckin Twist?
Jack: ..Tell ya the truth, I got past being ready in 1978.....You gonna let me, Ennis del Mar??
Ennis:....Maybe. You keep bitchin about everything: 'the bed's too small'; 'the shower's too cold' ' that Don wroe didn't leave us no beer.'
Jack:....You got a point, friend. He may not a left us no beer; but it sure was nice he left you his cabin. How many weekends you figure we can squeeze in until next year?
Ennis;...I can probably do it at least twice a month, since you'll be over in LF-shouldn't be too hard a drive, right?
Jack: ...Nah. I been doin 1200 mile drives for 16 years now-a half day there and back twice a month-I can live with that. Gives me a chance to get the ranch up, and now that Lurene's agreed on the settlement, I can start getting the lumber for the cabin. When'd you tell the boss you was taking the next week off?
Ennis: I told him in about 3 months....that oughta do it, I figure...I'm done with child support next year, so ......
Jack...Now remember: just cuz we on my daddy's 'payroll' it don't mean nothin-I'll have an investment in that ranch that my Mama agreed to and to hell with the ol man. That heart attack has im so he don't know what ends up, anway. He can't do it himself no more, anyhow. He needs me and he knows it. He needs us. You'll be good with that skittish mare o his...
Ennis: Yeah, I'll take care of it......I'll take care of you, Jack F*ckin Twist.
Jack;...that's what your good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.
Let's do the Time Warp again--so we can make this the end of the movie. Lovely.
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Jack: Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis: Yea, he is something ain't he? But I ain't queer.
Jack: Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)
:-*
What she said--and a great profile, too!
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/000a8pwq.jpg)
Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.
Actually, when he's around, I just pretty much stay like this. It's a real timesaver.
Loved this one.
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(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/CharlotteToo/cow_calf.jpg)
CALF: Mama whut r them two cowboys doin.
MAMA: Don't look baby, you don't need ta know that till yer a stud-bull!
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Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.
Actually, when he's around, I just pretty much stay like this. It's a real timesaver.
Loved this one.
Loved the addition.
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Sorry, best I can do, hot date with Ennis last night.
Actually, when he's around, I just pretty much stay like this. It's a real timesaver.
Loved this one.
Loved the addition.
I loved them both! :D :D :D
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JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES
Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
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Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!
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Thanks, R&R, Lyle, Mini...I only wish that WAS the end of the story..
Mini, love the sore butt series-perfect match of photo and cap!
Jason, I have to PM you darlin, I have a question...
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Ennis: Holy shit, Jack!!
(http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/human%20skeleton/fullsize/sourceimagesmall.jpg)
Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on. Ya think I overdid it a little? Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?
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Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on. Ya think I overdid it a little? Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?
:D :D :D :D
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November-Just a thought
Jack;...that's what your good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.
In my heart and in my mind that's what happened.
The ending in the book and movie were fictionalized to protect their privacy.
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November-Just a thought
Jack;...that's what your good at, Ennis del Mar. Glad you finally realized it.
In my heart and in my mind that's what happened.
The ending in the book and movie were fictionalized to protect their privacy.
Yeah ,what he said!! :)
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JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES
Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
(http://www.q-notes.com/qstyle/images/qstyle_032506.jpg)
Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ledger.jpg)
Alma: Not in this life time "Nasty"! SECURITY!!!
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JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES
Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
(http://www.q-notes.com/qstyle/images/qstyle_032506.jpg)
Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/ledger.jpg)
Alma: Not in this life time "Nasty"! SECURITY!!!
Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!
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Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle9lb.jpg)
Alma: Don't ya wish your boyfriend was hot like mine? ;D
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.
RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM
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Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle9lb.jpg)
Alma: Don't ya wish your boyfriend was hot like mine? ;D
Ennis: He is Alma! You seen Jack! You should know better! besides Monroe ain't that hot if you ask me! ;D ;D
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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white.......
;D
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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white.......
;D
Ennis (thinking): So glad that's Monroe's Bride and not mine. Been there. Done that. See she still has tacky taste for weddin' dresses! ;D ;D
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/monroe.jpg)
Monroe: She is way out of my league! And hey Jason, you don't think I'm hot, I'm crushed? ;)
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/alma2.jpg)
The girl I call Alma who is so white
is good, isn't she? Even though she does not speak,
you can tell by her distress that she is
just like the beach and the sea, isn't she?
And she is disappearing, isn't that good?
And the white curtains, and the secret smile
are just her way with the lies, aren't they?
And that we are not alone, ever.
And that everything is backwards
otherwise.
And that inside the no is the yes. Isn't it?
Isn't it? And that she is the god who perishes:
the food we eat, the body we fuck,
the loose net we throw out that gathers her.
Fish! Fish! White Sun! Tell me we are one
and that it's the others who scare me,
not you.
THE GIRL I CALL ALMA by Linda Gregg
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle-williams-picture-1.jpg)
MICHELE: Scuse me a minute, I have to go over and drag Heath away from Jake again.
Michele thinking: I have to watch those two every damn minute!
Next thing you know they'll be wantin to practice that kiss again.
I keep tellin'm, there isn't goining to be any sequal, for cryin out loud!
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Ennis : "Tent don't look right. . . . .especially since it looks like a vagina. . ."
" 'N I've never been much of a vaginatarian."
Jack: "Me neither. I'm more of a cock-a-doodle-do-er."
Both thinking: "Did I just say that?
'N is that a hint... 'r what?"
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BROKEBACK DOWNS
(http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~icmla/icmla04/firstturn03.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, I had no idea you was into horse racing?
Jack: Yeah, breedin' race horses was one a L.D.'s sidelines. Most a these horses was his and he even let me name a few of 'em. Oh, they're gettin' ready to start...
Announcer: Aaaand they're off! Jack Nasty takes an early lead, followed closely by Huh & Whut, and of course it's A God Damn Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation, with High-Altitude Fuck coming swifty up the inside, then I Wish I knew How to Quit You noses ahead, followed by No More Beans, Texans Don't Drink Coffee, and finally Assbaby and Stemmin' the Rose bringing up the rear...
Ennis: Oh that's real smart, Jack. You're a real thinker there...
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JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES
Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
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Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!
Alma: …says a man who knows all about keeping his back door open! What is it they call you in Mexico, Jack? El Cañon Grande?
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Ennis: Holy shit, Jack!!
(http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/human%20skeleton/fullsize/sourceimagesmall.jpg)
Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on. Ya think I overdid it a little? Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?
Ennis: Overdid it? Jack, you make Nicole Richie look like the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Monster!
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.
RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM
That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.
(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
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Jack: Yes Security! This crazy bitch super glued my man's lips to her face!
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/michelle9lb.jpg)
Alma: Don't ya wish your boyfriend was hot like mine? ;D
Ennis: He is Alma! You seen Jack! You should know better! besides Monroe ain't that hot if you ask me! ;D ;D
(http://www.homeofheroes.com/presidents/pres_monroe.jpg) Prez. Monroe: How did *I* get dragged into this?
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JACK'S REVENGE--THE JACK-ALMA WAR CONTINUES
Jack offers a toast at Junior's Wedding
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Jack: May I have everyone's attention. Let's give thanks to the Mother of The Bride over there for such a nice weddin'. And for any of you closeted gays who live miles away from your secret fucks -Alma's back door is always open!
Alma: …says a man who knows all about keeping his back door open! What is it they call you in Mexico, Jack? El Cañon Grande?
ROTFLMAO!!
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BROKEBACK DOWNS
(http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~icmla/icmla04/firstturn03.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, I had no idea you was into horse racing?
Jack: Yeah, breedin' race horses was one a L.D.'s sidelines. Most a these horses was his and he even let me name a few of 'em. Oh, they're gettin' ready to start...
Announcer: Aaaand they're off! Jack Nasty takes an early lead, followed closely by Huh & Whut, and of course it's A God Damn Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation, with High-Altitude Fuck coming swifty up the inside, then I Wish I knew How to Quit You noses ahead, followed by No More Beans, Texans Don't Drink Coffee, and finally Assbaby and Stemmin' the Rose bringing up the rear...
Ennis: Oh that's real smart, Jack. You're a real thinker there...
Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"
Another TRU classic!
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.
RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM
That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.
(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
Then once again as my rose, it did heal;
we stemmed and stemmed, in paradise, no less ;
The bowl of stew, the can of beans;
Sat cold and spoon-jutted, as put on, did I ,a dress.
(sorry, too...don't hate us, MM!)
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Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.
RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM
That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.
(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
Then once again as my rose, it did heal;
we stemmed and stemmed, in paradise, no less ;
The bowl of stew, the can of beans;
Sat cold and jutting, as put on, did I ,a dress.
(sorry, too...don't hate us, MM!)
And so the Days and Nights did pass, too soon,
Each eagerly awaited, dawn flush'd, secret Night,
Not needing dark, before my Moon should rise
Where'pon Ennis my Rose would screw up Tight.
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Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse--and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness--
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.
RUBÁIYÁT OF OMAR KHAYYÁM
That is, until the Time I used Poison Ivy for Toilet Paper,
And Ennis did not get Any for a Week.
He mocked me for my Suffering,
And I Busted his Chops.
(Apologies for being so irreverent with this lovely verse.)
Then once again as my rose, it did heal;
we stemmed and stemmed, in paradise, no less ;
The bowl of stew, the can of beans;
Sat cold and jutting, as put on, did I ,a dress.
(sorry, too...don't hate us, MM!)
And so the Days and Nights did pass, too soon,
Each eagerly awaited, dawn flush'd, secret Night,
Not needing dark, before my Moon should rise
Where'pon Ennis my Rose would screw up Tight.
and paw and paw and paw, did he;
as mixed went the sheep; flummoxed, became we;
The night in yon camp, did seal pretty fate;
and hence went this bug's journey, from tablecloth to plate.
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Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"
Another TRU classic!
OMG! Did we just go from Jack Twist to Jack Benny? :D
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ALMOST TOUGH JACK
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Jack: SO I COMMAND ALL THE COYOTES TO STAY OUTSIDE THE CAMP TONIGHT!
Ennis; you tell him, Jack;
Jack: AND I DEMAND THAT THE STORMS STAY BEHIND THE CLOUDS UNTIL SUN UP;
Ennis; You go, Cowboy; you go git em!!
Jack: AND I ORDER ENNIS DEL MAR TO COME JOIN ME IN MY COW AND CALF OPERATION WHEN WE GET DOWN OFF THIS MOUNTAIN, WHERE WE WILL BUILD A SWEET LIFE AND FNIT AND SNIT OUR WAY INTO OLD AGE!!
Ennis: Yeah, boy, you g------- Hey wait a minute, I'M NOT NO QUEER!
Jack: (thinks) Shit, almost had em....
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/Lashes2/LettemEatCake.jpg)
How Chris and Jake met. Revealed here for the first time
Chris: Nice to know you, your folks just stop at the Sex?
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BROKEBACK DOWNS
(http://www.cs.csubak.edu/~icmla/icmla04/firstturn03.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, I had no idea you was into horse racing?
Jack: Yeah, breedin' race horses was one a L.D.'s sidelines. Most a these horses was his and he even let me name a few of 'em. Oh, they're gettin' ready to start...
Announcer: Aaaand they're off! Jack Nasty takes an early lead, followed closely by Huh & Whut, and of course it's A God Damn Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation, with High-Altitude Fuck coming swifty up the inside, then I Wish I Knew How to Quit You noses ahead, followed by No More Beans, Texans Don't Drink Coffee, and finally Assbaby and Stemmin' the Rose bringing up the rear...
Ennis: Oh that's real smart, Jack. You're a real thinker there...
OMFG!!!!!!!!! Perfect!!!!!!!
And what I wouldn't give to hear any of those names being called out during a real race!!!
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(http://www.photoshoptalent.com/images/contests/human%20skeleton/fullsize/sourceimagesmall.jpg)
Jack: Well, the past few times we've been together, all you've done is bitch about all the weight I've been puttin' on. Ya think I overdid it a little? Maybe I can get my money back from NutriSystem?
JACK AND ENNIS HAVE SEX AFTER EXTREME DIETING
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Skinny1.jpg)
In the Laundromat At Jack's old room in Lightning Flat
;) :D ;D
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LOST (AND FOUND) IN TRANSLATION
A horse's eye disquiets me: it has an expression of alarm that may at any
moment be translated into action.- E.V. Lucas
TRANSLATION: Better watch it. That horse has a low startle point!
My soul is dark with stormy riot,
Directly traceable to diet.- Samuel Hoffenstein
TRANSLATION: No more beans!
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
TRANSLATION: It could be some sweet life.
If deceit is fundamental to animal communication, then there must be strong selection to spot deception and this ought, in turn, to select for a degree of self-deception, rendering some facts and motives unconscious so as not to betray—by the subtle signs of self-knowledge—the deception being practised.- Robert Trivers
TRANSLATION: You know I ain’t queer.
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)
You may be a dreamer. I ain’t yet had the opportunity.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/boys.jpg)
Ain’t no place for them. That’s how come they end up here.
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roy&ronnie, CSI, Buteo & trubrokeback! You guys are hysterical! Thanks! :D :D :D
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BROKEBACK LESBIANS
The story of Ennita Del Mar & Jacqueline Twist was not as heartbreaking because they really didn't miss each other that much. That's because they were always on the damn phone!!(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/lureenwlamp.jpg)
Jacqueline Twist: Ennita I got a pair of red shoes to die for.........yeah...and they were on sale too.....
Yeah, Lashawn bought a pair too......I told you about her!......we're just friends!.......yes we are....
quit crying Ennita!......I wish I knew how to hang up on you!.......blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah
blah blah blab blah ......................
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Sensible women. Pity their husbands were so damned thick.
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Sensible women. Pity their husbands were so damned thick.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/singing.jpg)
Ennis: Yeah, I got a thick head Jack. Why?
Jack(thinking): I better start my stretching exercises!
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(http://www.elbechar.com/cameraman.jpg)
Unbeknown to Jack & Ennis, a cameraman was on the mountain with them! He made a fortune off of his video Cowboys Gone Wild!
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(http://sanchezdetoro.webcindario.com/brokeback09.jpg)
Ennis: Don't ride much myself. What's the point of riding a piece of meat anyway?
Jack: Orgasm is a good point.
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JACK AND ENNIS HAVE SEX AFTER EXTREME DIETING
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Skinny1.jpg)
In the Laundromat At Jack's old room in Lightning Flat
;) :D ;D
OMG, Buteo!!! :D Now these look homemade for sure!! ;D
[ducks... runs for cover...]
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Unbeknown to Jack & Ennis, a cameraman was on the mountain with them! He made a fortune off of his video Cowboys Gone Wild!
^^^ That's great, jason!! ;D
MM, loved Brokeback Lost and Found in Translation!! ;D
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/casanova2.jpg)
Ennis: You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?
Jack: Well... maybe you oughta get out of there, you know? Find yourself someplace different. Maybe Venice. Or you know, maybe if you lost the poneytail and the blouse!
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roy&ronnie, CSI, Buteo & trubrokeback! You guys are hysterical! Thanks! :D :D :D
Yes! Good grief! LMAO! :D :D :D :-*
Jason too!
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Ennis: What have you done with my boyfriend Jack?
Kat: You are in the wrong movie dufus.
Ms. Perky (to herself): I want to see the movie with him and Jack!
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Jack: Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis: Yea, he is something ain't he? But I ain't queer.
Jack: Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)
:-*
:-* :-* :-* Lola :-* :-* :-*, this was just ..............
dunno what to say ................. outstanding! Great! I'm speechless and overwhelmed.
Very moving! Very sweet! Magnifique.
Je te remercie beaucoup
Ingmar :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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;) Thanks to you too, royandronnie. Merci! ;)
(For the congrats and your great posts...)
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LOST (AND FOUND) IN TRANSLATION
A horse's eye disquiets me: it has an expression of alarm that may at any
moment be translated into action.- E.V. Lucas
TRANSLATION: Better watch it. That horse has a low startle point!
My soul is dark with stormy riot,
Directly traceable to diet.- Samuel Hoffenstein
TRANSLATION: No more beans!
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
TRANSLATION: It could be some sweet life.
If deceit is fundamental to animal communication, then there must be strong selection to spot deception and this ought, in turn, to select for a degree of self-deception, rendering some facts and motives unconscious so as not to betray—by the subtle signs of self-knowledge—the deception being practised.- Robert Trivers
TRANSLATION: You know I ain’t queer.
VERY clever, MM!
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ingmarnicebbmt, votre bienvenu!! ;D
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JACK AND ENNIS HAVE SEX AFTER EXTREME DIETING
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Misc%20Items/Skinny1.jpg)
In the Laundromat At Jack's old room in Lightning Flat
;) :D ;D
OMG, Buteo!!! :D Now these look homemade for sure!! ;D
[ducks... runs for cover...]
The pictures are from those hidden cameras Ennita and Jackie made me put up!!!
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ingmarnicebbmt, votre bienvenu!! ;D
je t'en prie - it was exceptional, really! :D
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Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"
Another TRU classic!
OMG! Did we just go from Jack Twist to Jack Benny? :D
Splke Jones, actually--I wondered if anyone would even get that one!
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MagicMountain--LOVED the Lost & Found--and "may be a dreamer/no place for them." Which last has almost as much sting as a jasonwv political caption…
…speaking of whom, jason, loved the "stretching exercises." Even if it wasn't political!
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)
You may be a dreamer. I ain’t yet had the opportunity.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/boys.jpg)
Ain’t no place for them. That’s how come they end up here.
awwwwww,, stop it! :'( It's too much; I can't take bittersweet. Tragic, yes, not bittersweet. And you do bittersweet really well, MM.....
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Tru, Brokeback Downs...hysterical!!
Buteo, you're certifiable, you know that! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lola, you just get more and more clever, honestly!
anyone I missed, nice to see this thread take life again.....
R&R-it was fun writing 'poetry' with you!! ;D
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Softly, in the distance: "and the winner is…Beetlebaum!"
Another TRU classic!
OMG! Did we just go from Jack Twist to Jack Benny? :D
Splke Jones, actually--I wondered if anyone would even get that one!
Yes, I did. I remember the Spike Jones treatment of the William Tell Overture that that reference is from. He was hilarious!
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Bobby: GRAMPA, Dad won't let me watch the superbowl!! He is making me watch Moulin Rouge instead.
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/153934__tomorrow_l.jpg)
Jack: Will ya look at that! Me an' Ennis herd sheep in Morocco for five months and Lighting Flat's totally changed.
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Splke Jones, actually--I wondered if anyone would even get that one!
You mean trains were't leaving for ANAHEIM, AZUSA AND CU..............................CA-BEETLEBAUM? Ya sure? ;D
OT. OT. Let's see... all trains take you to Jakelandia!
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BBM Book Titles: I'm OK; You're OK
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack: I'm OK; You're A Bitch of An Unsatisfactory Situation
Ennis: I'm OK-Maybe Not.
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BBM Book Titles: What Color Is Your Parachute?
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bobby.jpg)
BB: What Color Is the Pair O Shoes I'm Gonna Stomp The Shit Outta Your Ever-Lovin Pansy Ass With?
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BBM Book Titles: Honey I Want To Start My Own Business
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Alma: Honey I Want You to Finish With All This Jack Nasty Business
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Jack: Will ya look at that! Me an' Ennis herd sheep in Morocco for five months and Lighting Flat's totally changed.
IWIK, now that is clever!!! :D
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(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3240.jpg)
Jack: Christ Ennis, you had a fuckin' week to say some little word about this! You're just now gettin' around to telling me you're a Bears fan?!
Ennis: Lighten up on me, Jack! It's just a game.
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3374.jpg)
Jack: But Rex Grossman is the worst quarterback in the NFL! Hell, they don't even like him in Chicago!
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3310.jpg)
Ennis: OK, Peyton Manning is a better quarterback. But, ya gotta admit, Rex is cuter!
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3377.jpg)
Jack: You son of a whoreson bitch!
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Bobby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the Superbowl is on. And, no, I don’t want to see how you and that fudge-packing friend of yours used to play football.
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Aww, holy crap! How many times do I have to tell you, that’s NOT the position for a tight end. And from what I hear, your end is anything but tight.
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ENNIS: Prince is doing the SuperBowl XXXXI Halftime Show.
JACK: Yeah, "Let's Go Crazy."
ENNIS: Nah, let's not.
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Ennis, you better not be takin more snap-shots a my butt!
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Ennis: No need to sulk Jack just because I couldn't get it up for the first time in 20 years.
Jack: It's at least the third time it happened Ennis! Could be the cold is gettin' to your dick. Maybe we need to go some place warm. We should go to Mexico!
Ennis: Not that subject again. You know how I hate hot weather. You just want an excuse to ogle those Mexican boys!
Jack: There you go again. Thinkin' the worst.
Ennis: Ya know Jack sometimes I wish I hadn't taken up your offer of a sweet life. What happened to the romance? We used to be at it hammer and tongs when we only saw each other once or twice a year.
Jack: Well if ya can't fix it Ennis.............
Ennis: That's right. Throw that in my face!
Jack: Maybe we could have a dirty weekend at the Siesta. You know. Reignite the brilliant charge.
Ennis: I'll think about it. Be good to get away from the inlaws for a bit. Your father is really givin' me the shits lately.
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Jack: Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis: Yea, he is something ain't he? But I ain't queer.
Jack: Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)
Oh my dear Lola ! This is absolutely brilliant ! Yep, he sure IS a hottie ! ! !
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ENNIS: Prince is doing the SuperBowl XXXXI Halftime Show.
JACK: Yeah, "Let's Go Crazy."
ENNIS: Nah, let's not.
Ennis: Please God, Jack, will you stop making that sound!! Doves don't cry, and that noise would make a chalkboard cringe!
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Bobby: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the Superbowl is on. And, no, I don’t want to see how you and that fudge-packing friend of yours used to play football.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/TightEnd.jpg)
Aww, holy crap! How many times do I have to tell you, that’s NOT the position for a tight end. And from what I hear, your end is anything but tight.
Jack [thinking]: And people wonder what causes child abuse?! I'd like to see Dr. Phil go 5 minutes without slapping that little bastard!
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Jack: Hey did you check out the hottie on the daily sheet today?
Ennis: Yea, he is something ain't he? But I ain't queer.
Jack: Me neither, I was just saying.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/kmich5/DC-BBMT-ingmarnice-1.jpg)
Oh my dear Lola ! This is absolutely brilliant ! Yep, he sure IS a hottie ! ! !
I agree...Amazing profile!!
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"Shit, I thought YOU were gonna bring the transistor radio...now how are we gonna find out the damn Super Bowl score?"
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"You been ta Canterbury, Jack F***in' Twist?"
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Ennis: You happy now, Jack? You jinxed my Bears with all them bad things you said about Rex!
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_3414.jpg)
Jack: There's always next year, cowboy.
Ennis: [sniff] I hate the Cowboys.
Jack: [sigh]
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DONNIE DARKO TWIST
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Ennis: Jack Twist? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
Jack: What makes you think I'm not?
Ennis: You're weird.
Jack: Sorry.
Ennis: No, that was a compliment.
Jack: Well look, um... uh... you wanna go with me?
Ennis: Where do you wanna go?
Jack: No, I mean like go with me, like you know... like, that's what we call it here... going together...
Ennis: Sure.
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)
Jack: Well I-I, sorry I...
Ennis: Jack wait...
Jack: I like you a lot...
Ennis: I just want it to be... at a time when... it...
Jack: When what?
Ennis: When it reminds me just...
Jack: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?
Ennis: Yeah...
[turns his head]
Ennis: and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.
-Donnie Darko, altered
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DONNIE DARKO TWIST
Ennis: Jack Twist? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something.
Jack: What makes you think I'm not?
Ennis: You're weird.
Jack: Sorry.
Ennis: No, that was a compliment.
Jack: Well look, um... uh... you wanna go with me?
Ennis: Where do you wanna go?
Jack: No, I mean like go with me, like you know... like, that's what we call it here... going together...
Ennis: Sure.
Jack: Well I-I, sorry I...
Ennis: Jack wait...
Jack: I like you a lot...
Ennis: I just want it to be... at a time when... it...
Jack: When what?
Ennis: When it reminds me just...
Jack: When it reminds you of how beautiful the world can be?
Ennis: Yeah...
[turns his head]
Ennis: and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.
-Donnie Darko, altered
Bravo, btb! One of my other all time fave movies! ;D
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Jack: See ya fer supper....
Ennis: Trollop!!
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YOUNG JACK TRIES TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT “HIS KIND”
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Jack (thinks): I sure hope the library has that book I heard about, Fellatio Hornblower.
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this is kind of heart-breaking, T.....as well as sweet and funny. :-*
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Oh god! I suppose this one's gonna want more than the occasional fishin’ trip as well.
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Ennis del Mahdi: What are we gonna do now?
El Jakimi: Sigh. Get down there and untangle them Shilayan goats from ours.
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Now what I want ………..
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El Jakimi: You goin a do this again next summer?
Ennis del Mahdi: Invade Turkey? Maybe not.
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YOUNG JACK TRIES TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT “HIS KIND”
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Jack (thinks): I sure hope the library has that book I heard about, Fellatio Hornblower.
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
But Jack was doomed to disappointment. The book had nothing at all to do with trumpet playing! Happily, however, he did find a light-hearted one on playing the harmonica: "Tulips on Your Mouth Organ."
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SB XXXXI
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JACK: Whadda ya mean, ya saw a horse fuckin a bear?
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"You been ta Canterbury, Jack F***in' Twist?"
I heard what they got in Canterbury for boys like you
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Oh my dear Lola ! This is absolutely brilliant ! Yep, he sure IS a hottie ! ! !
***continues to blush and to feel flattered...***
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"You like my new hairdo, Jack F***in' Twist? The curls and the perm?"
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A nice house, home-cookin', a family. . .you may be a winner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity. . .
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Aww, com'on, Jack, ya know I can't stay mad at ya when you're winkin' at me. . .
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After a particularly good night Jack has to use industrial size Kleenex to clear up.
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There's nuthin' like a cigarette after a good bang. . .
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Cigarette (thinking):
I wonder who's gonna blow first...
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That particular spermatazoa Ennis is crushing at the moment will grow up to be a "twisted" and "bitchy" boy
with a very l o n g memory and a very short tongue. . .
Spermatozoan Bobby: Get that effin' elbow offa me ya big ol' hairy, smelly lug. My pansy of a father and his bottomless pit might be in luv with ya, and ya might have a unit long enough that satisfies your girlfriend Jackarella both anally and orally at the same time, but ya'll always be Anita Del Mar to me. . .
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The very moment
when an edgy elbow
can do a lot of harm...
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Hey, ingmar, terrif profile! Living in Nizza, you should understand,
"Auguri. . ."
Il tuo amico Bob. . .
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Let's see. . .when I yank on this lever, legs go up. When I yank again, sphincter opens. And when I yank again,
he's just about ready for some yankee doodlin'. . .
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Hey, ingmar, terrif profile! Living in Nizza, you should understand,
"Auguri. . ."
Il tuo amico Bob. . .
I do indeed! Grazie mille...!
Il tuo amico Ingmar. And many thanks for the congrats... ;)
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Jack: See ya fer supper....
Ennis: Trollop!!
Good one, CSI. Now, how E gets from there to "whut we've got goin' here. . . " is a mystery yet to be solved. Oooops! wrong thread.
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Aww, com'on, Jack, ya know I can't stay mad at ya when you're winkin' at me. . .
oh god!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ennis: How about those Colts huh?
Jack: How about that Prince fella?
Ennis: Yea, that's what I'm talking about!
(http://usmagazine.com/files/prince_blog.jpg)
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Ennis (off-screen):
"Aww, com'on, Jack, .... ass don't look right!"
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Love the cigarette ones..and MM, with the 'what I want'-perfect. Every society as a-hole bossses!!!
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Ennis cig to Jack's cig: I honestly can't stand this anymore, Jack's cigarette. Quit lookin me out the side o' yer eye; I'm embarassed, and I feel like Sh*t and I don't deserve you.
Jack's cig to Ennis's cig: It's allright, it's allright; damn you, Ennis's cigarette!
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I've heard their overcoats having a similar converstion! :D
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Ennis cig to Jack's cig: I honestly can't stand this anymore, Jack's cigarette. Quit lookin me out the side o' yer eye; I'm embarassed, and I feel like Sh*t and I don't deserve you.
Jack's cig to Ennis's cig: It's allright, it's allright; damn you, Ennis's cigarette!
Really. . . . . .and I'm not just blowin' smoke up your butt. . .
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Jack: You know you may want to give those things up, they are disgusting and they will kill ya.
Ennis: Sheesh Jack, you are worse than a wife!
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(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb363.jpg)
Jack's cigarette: I'm still carryin' a torch for ya. . .
Ennis's cigarette: We're no longer a match now that we're east of Eden. . .
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Ennis (off-screen):
"Aww, com'on, Jack, .... ass don't look right!"
Good one, Ingmar. But what do we file it under, "Thoughts Ennis would never have?" Right along with the rest of us! ;D :o
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Mercedes salesman: This beauty was just traded in by Jake Gyllenhaal. It's not quite ready. Haven't cleaned the seats or steering wheel and all yet.
Customer: What's the price on that one?
Salesman: $26,000.
Customer: And if you don't clean the seats and all?
Salesman: $126,000.
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Mercedes salesman: This beauty was just traded in by Jake Gyllenhaal. It's not quite ready. Haven't cleaned the seats or steering wheel and all yet.
Customer: What's the price on that one?
Salesman: $26,000.
Customer: And if you don't clean the seats and all?
Salesman: $126,000.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bike.jpg)
Wonder what his bike would go for? ;)
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Ennis (off-screen):
"Aww, com'on, Jack, .... ass don't look right!"
Good one, Ingmar. But what do we file it under, "Thoughts Ennis would never have?" Right along with the rest of us! ;D :o
IWIK, I propose a thread "Thoughts Ennis might have had if he had been a randy photocaptioner - like the rest of us" :D :D :D !
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Jack's cigarette: I'm still carryin' a torch for ya. . .
Ennis's cigarette: We're no longer a match now that we're east of Eden. . .
;D ::) ::) ::) ;D
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"Careful! That car has a low throttle point!"
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Wonder what his bike would go for? ;)
Jake's Bike: You'd be surprised what I'd go for. I used to be satisfied just having him settle down on me, but now I want more. A little bike and trike operation, you know?
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Ennis thinking waking up:
That's funny, Jack don't have his pants on. Must like ta sleep nekkid.
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Ennis: Some folks couldn't tell but Ah did give Jack a hard pat on his shoulder, only the second time Ah ever touched him. I think he got ta likin' it
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If Ah knowed how things gonna be in the tent an all, Ah might not have been so shy
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Ah sure didn't think Ah meet anybody taday that leave my insides all twisted up, bring me ta mah knees bawlin' like a baby. Still wouldn't turn around if Ah knowed.
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Best Ah keep on talkin'. That Jack fella sure got a sad look on his face all a sudden. Mebe Ah c'n think up somthin' ta make him laugh.
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Ah guess that worked! Ah'll halfta' remember that. If that Jack fella starts ta look sad again start on 'bout rodeo cowbow been f**kups. He sure is a nut!
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Ah always liked ta let Jack think he wuz in controll. But Ah wuz the one that called all the shots.
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Ah know Ah can try 'n try and no matter whut Ah won't be ablin' ta fergit whut happen' last night in the tent, whut Ah did ta Jack. Can't never make it go away.
Seein' it was Jack not sure that Ah'd want to though.
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I got a feelin, this is gonna be the most important day of my life! Wonder why that is?
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I got a feelin, this is gonna be the most important day of my life! Wonder why that is?
Mini, watching the film for the first time: I got a feelin this is gonna be the most important day of my life! Wonder why that is?
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Ennis: Hey, Prince. You know what? The whole devil tail thing...Been there, done that.
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Slim: It’s Saturday night, ya know, we could still smartin’ up an’ head on over to the gay bar.
Jim: Humph, that flaming queen an’ buff boy crowd.
Slim: I think it’d be nice.
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Hey Ingmar--like that tagline, "Bouys like bouys, gulls like gulls." But sometimes, just sometimes, gulls like bouys who like bouys!
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Whatever floats your particular boat. ;)
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Hey Ingmar--like that tagline, "Bouys like bouys, gulls like gulls." But sometimes, just sometimes, gulls like bouys who like bouys!
Thanks ;) - I like it too! ;) It's not my invention though. It's a quote from fritzkep who coined it two days ago on the Photo thread (not on the Captioning thread, in the Meet your neigbours section). It was meant as a funny remark that many of us lashers are into m-t-m or w-t-w relationships, a particularity of this Forum perhaps, but in no way it meant to exclude the other preferences. I'm aware there are many g-l-b-w-l-b's around here! :D
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The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Something's Coming (Westside Story)
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Ennis thinkin', wakin' up : If I scrunch my eyes enough I won't see there's a man next to me,
my pants are down, and my dick is out, or feel that my head's poundin'. . .
. . .or my heart, for that matter. . .
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(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/brokebackmtn_0025-1.jpg)
CRUNCH, C R U N C H , C R U N C H , C r u n c h , Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. . . . .
". . .Your folks just stop at Ennis?"
C R U N C H . . . . . . . . . . . !
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The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Something's Coming (Westside Story)
mamo, that's truly great - suits the anticipation of the movie opening so well... ;)
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ENNIS thinking: Damn it del Mar, don't just sit out here n ignore the only person what showed ya any affection
in yer lonley miserable life! Get in there n let him know how ya feel ya fuckin coward!
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{{and the background music plays}}
I was born by the river in a little tent
Oh and just like the river I've been running ever since
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will
It's been too hard living but I'm afraid to die
Cause I don't know what's up there beyond the sky
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change gonna come, oh yes it will
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Tent looks right. . .
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Mad about the boy
I know it's stupid to be mad about the boy
I'm so ahamed of it but must admit the sleepless nights I've had
About the boy
On the silver screen
He melts my foolish heart in every single scene
Although I'm quite aware that here and there there are traces of the cad
About the boy
Lord knows I'm not a fool girl
I really shouldn't care
Lord knows I'm not a school girl
In the fury of her first affair
Will it ever cloy
This odd diversity of misery and joy
I'm feeling quite insane and young again
And all because I'm mad about the boy
So if I could employ
A little magic that will finally destroy
This dream that pains me and enchains me
But I can't because I'm mad ...
I'm mad about the boy!
Although this was written by Noel Coward, it perfectly describes by feelings for Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhall
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And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)
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Childress Slash Bash
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LaShawn: "Even though we ain't quite sorority sisters, we just might have to discuss fics with ourselves, Lureen.
Our husbands ain't the least bit interested in reading man-on-man action. Ain't got a smidgen of homoeroticism between them."
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SAME CAPTION, DIFFERENT PIC
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmggo.jpg)
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
"Something's Coming" (Westside Story)
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CSI made TDS today! Yee Haw! :D
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And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)
Although part of the human condition, unrequited love is not illegal.
Since they're both dead, I doubt if they mind me borrowing the lyrics.
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And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)
Although part of the human condition, unrequited love is not illegal.
Since they're both dead, I doubt if they mind me borrowing the lyrics.
That was beautiful Roco!
Oh and I stole your pic for my Valentine's thread. ;)
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That was beautiful Roco!
Oh and I stole your pic for my Valentine's thread. ;)
Now that, no doubt, will be the perfect valentine! ;) :-*
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To Roco
Love Jake
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet youre my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day
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To Roco
Love Jake
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet youre my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But dont change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day
Well Damn, Ya made me tear up. :'(
You also made my day! :-*
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File under: GOD, ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL. . . ?
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i112/roconner/ohgee.jpg)
To Jake:
Tell ya what. . .Truth is. . .I could N E V E R kiss ya too much. . . :-*
Bob
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Well Damn, Ya made me tear up. :'(
You also made my day! :-*
I bet you he could do a good job of singing it too!
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Now if I could get my hands on that bike...................... I could probably get enough DNA,.............few test tubes...............perhaps I could clone a Jake for us each!
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SAME CAPTION, DIFFERENT PIC
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmggo.jpg)
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Now that's even more outrageous than the first one! :o Love it!
Although the spelling... - shouldn't it be "...umm" ? :D
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Ennis: Shit, Jack! What's up with this look? Ya gettin' ready to skate your long program or what?
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Ennis: "Jack, could ya wait til I get
my pants off before ya start doing that?"
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SAME CAPTION, DIFFERENT PIC
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Now that's even more outrageous than the first one! :o Love it!
Although the spelling... - shouldn't it be "...umm" ? :D
Just sing/say it with a French accent ("Zee air ees umming...")
And while you're at it say "I only want happiness" in a French accent. ;D
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Stud Cowboy: "Ennis, Jack Twist had to leave to care for his sick Uncle. I'll be joining you for the remainder of the summer. My name is Buck."
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Ennis: "Damn...Hope he don't expect me to be a total bottom."
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Jack: Go ahead, Ennis.....Try to pretend its not me you're holdin'... I dare ya.
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Ennis (thinking): I know, I'll just make me a list, to think real clear about this:
If I do go into the tent, he'll know I want some more lovins';
If I don't go in to the tent,......
End of List.
F*ck It. I'm at your mercy, Jack.
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Ennis: I told ya,Jack, I'm not no queer......
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Ennis: Shit, I wish we had put marshmallows on the list.
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Ennis: Shit, I wish we had put marshmallows on the list.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I bet that thought crossed his mind..anything to forestall the inevitable!
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Ennis: Shit, I wish we had put marshmallows on the list.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I bet that thought crossed his mind..anything to forestall the inevitable!
LOL yea.........hmmm I will toast a few mallows, maybe BBQ some dogs, clean up a bit out here, chop some more wood, feed the mule, do my taxes....
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Stud Cowboy: "Ennis, Jack Twist had to leave to care for his sick Uncle. I'll be joining you for the remainder of the summer. My name is Buck."
Ennis: Uh…uh…Like your belt buckle.
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Ennis: Shit, Jack! What's up with this look? Ya gettin' ready to skate your long program or what?
Jack: Ennis, you are SUCH an ignoramous. I cannot BELIEVE you don't recognize my homage to John Travolta's greatest work.
Ennis: Oh, I got the "homo-geous" part RIGHT away.
(Another work of TRU genius!)
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Mercedes salesman: This beauty was just traded in by Jake Gyllenhaal. It's not quite ready. Haven't cleaned the seats or steering wheel and all yet.
Customer: What's the price on that one?
Salesman: $26,000.
Customer: And if you don't clean the seats and all?
Salesman: $126,000.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/bike.jpg)
Wonder what his bike would go for? ;)
I should think the seat alone would fetch $126,000.
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Ennis thinks: Damn! I might get to come on a bear TWICE this summer!
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STUD COWBOY: Hey del Mar, I'm Jack's Uncle Harrald.
You better treat my littl nephew right or you'll have ta answer ta me
n don't be playin hard ta get neither!
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Ennis: Uhhh ... Yes sir ... no need ta worry. We're as good as married!
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Marine buddy: Hey, Jack look who just walked in naked as a jay-bird. Semper fi, Ennis!
Jack: Hardee har har. Ennis ain't in the Marines and I ain't gonna turn around for ya.
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Damn it Ennis, when I said I wanted "you" for a lap dance, I didn't mean no sheep!
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Ennis thinks: Damn! I might get to come on a bear TWICE this summer!
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/301-600/BBM_cd1_0402.jpg)
What the hell does Ang Lee think he's doing? My contract says I'm supposed to be the only bear on this production! Where's my cell? I've got to get my agent on the line...
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(Another work of TRU genius!)
;D Thanks!
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Damn it Ennis, when I said I wanted "you" for a lap dance, I didn't mean no sheep![/center]
Terrific, roco! ;D
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Ennis (thinking): I know, I'll just make me a list, to think real clear about this:
If I do go into the tent, he'll know I want some more lovins';
If I don't go in to the tent,......
End of List.
F*ck It. I'm at your mercy, Jack.
Love this one, CSI! :D :D
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CRUNCH, C R U N C H , C R U N C H , C r u n c h , Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. . . . .
". . .Your folks just stop at Ennis?"
C R U N C H . . . . . . . . . . . !
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And the rest of you - keep up the splendid work.
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Jack Twist's terrific Texas pornstache
became quickly fashionable
amongst Wyoming sheep herders,
his mostly hairless chest less so...
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And.... Roco, it was written by Noel to describe his (returned) love for Prince David (died in a plane crash)
Although part of the human condition, unrequited love is not illegal.
Since they're both dead, I doubt if they mind me borrowing the lyrics.
I love this sone especially sung by Diana Washington, I always think about who wrote it and why.
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The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Something's Coming (Westside Story)
mamo, that's truly great - suits the anticipation of the movie opening so well... ;)
Thanks Ingmar - that's the first time I've been called mamo - I like it!
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Ok, mamo, it'll stick to you now forever ! ;)
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Sis, I just wanted to hug him! That's all!
But then I saw he was completely NEKKID
and more than happy to get in touch with me...
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Ennis! Quit farting about and get in here!
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Ennis’ Dream
Jack's smooth talkin' city cousin Jordan arrives in Riverton. He asks 50 people where he can find Ennis Del Mar and has the whole town buzzing. He arrives at Ennis' cottage while at the same time around 20 white vans slowly drive past with people hanging out the window. Ennis’ low startle point goes into freefall as his daughters leap from the truck and start fawning over Jordan insisting he stay for coffee.
Ennis says that since Jordan is from Texas coffee is off. All of a sudden Jordan starts to do a strip tease as the white vans start circling ever closer. Just as he is down to his underwear Alma and Jack turn up and both leap on Jordan tearing off his remaining clothes. Ennis jumps into his truck to escape but it won’t start. Jordan jumps into the cab naked and flings his arms around Ennis while Jack and Alma start banging on the window.
Ennis tries to wake up. Then he takes another look at Jordan and changes his mind.
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Ok, Lureen, are we ready to move from blewsome to Newsome's? Call your daddy, girl. . .
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Ennis, only 'bout three seconds were you on that bike.
Next thing I knew, you were flyin' through the air. . .
. . .If you just want to sniff this here saddle, just say so. . .
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Great ones the last few pages, tru, Brad, IWIK, Roco [esp. lap], Lyle, R&R. . .LOL
Jo, "I'm not no queer," the "list" one, LMAO!
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OK, this is the deal. You marry Ennis, we build you
a cabin on the property in Lightning Flat. He moves in
with me in the main farmhouse. Then, we start workin'
on your citizenship papers. And, no one is the wiser.
Only thing, though, don't expect vaginal intercourse
from him again in the future. . .that is, unless we want
another child. . .
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Jack: "I'll marry you, Lureen, but I want one of them prenuptial agreements
and I want it to say that the spouses keep any shirts they bring into the marriage."
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Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
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Heath: Honey I already told you, I am attracted you you, not to Jake. Now please put your shirt on. We are out in public babe!
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Michelle (thinking):
Why on earth does he wear his sunglasses?
I'm perfectly aware he's been staring at my tits
for the last twenty minutes or so...
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You need Jimbo & Co. off your ass, and I need my daddy off mine. . .
Deal. . . ?
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You got sexy curly ear hair, Jack Twist - and I got sexy curly pubic hair!
Wanna see for yaself...?
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Jack (in the tent): I ain't got all night Ennis! Besides the tent is about to burn down with all the scented candles I lit! Come on, I got flavored massage oil and everything.
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"What are ya waitin' for, Cowboy?"
"A mutton call. . ."
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...that's the first time I've been called mamo - I like it!
Instead of IM'ing you, we will now send you mamo-grams.
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Jack (in the tent): I ain't got all night Ennis! Besides the tent is about to burn down with all the scented candles I lit! Come on, I got flavored massage oil and everything.
...and Johnny Mathis on the radio!
LOL! Good 'un, Lola! ;D
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Jack (in the tent): I ain't got all night Ennis! Besides the tent is about to burn down with all the scented candles I lit! Come on, I got flavored massage oil and everything.
...and Johnny Mathis on the radio!
LOL! Good 'un, Lola! ;D
Or maybe a little Barry White? :D
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^ ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, baby
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I find the map and draw a straight line
Over rivers, farms, and state lines
The distance from here to where you'd be
It's only finger-lengths that I see
I touch the place where I'd find your face
My finger in creases of distant dark places
I hang my coat up in the first bar
There is no peace that I've found so far
The laughter penetrates my silence
As drunken men find flaws in science
Their words mostly noises
Ghosts with just voices
Your words in my memory
Are like music to me
I'm miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
I, I pray that something picks me up
And sets me down in your warm arms
After I have travelled so far
We'd set the fire to the third bar
We'd share each other like an island
Until exhausted, close our eyelids
And dreaming, pick up from
The last place we left off
Your soft skin is weeping
A joy you can't keep in
I'm miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
And I, I pray that something picks me up
and sets me down in your warm arms
And miles from where you are,
I lay down on the cold ground
and I, I pray that something picks me up
and sets me down in your warm arms
"Set The Fire To The Third Bar"
Snow Patrol (feat. Martha Wainwright)
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Ennis: "Damn...Hope he don't expect me to be a total bottom."
:D :D Perfect expression on his face, Brad!!! :D
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Ennis (thinking): I know, I'll just make me a list, to think real clear about this:
If I do go into the tent, he'll know I want some more lovins';
If I don't go in to the tent,......
End of List.
F*ck It. I'm at your mercy, Jack.
Love this one, CSI! :D :D
Tx, Tru...!
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Jack: "I'll marry you, Lureen, but I want one of them prenuptial agreements
and I want it to say that the spouses keep any shirts they bring into the marriage."
{falls heartshot...}
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RANCH FOREMAN thinking:
Damn, those two deuces ain't got a clue bout barebackin!
RANCH FOREMAN:
"Twist, take yer damn spurs off, afore ya circumsize del Mar!"
"Del Mar, quit swattin Twist with yer hat, he's got a low startle point!"
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RANCH FOREMAN thinking: Damn, those two deuces ain't got a clue bout barebackin!
RANCH FOREMAN: Twist, take yer damn spurs off, afore ya circumsize del Mar!
Jack: Heeeyyyy! How do you know he ain't circumscribed?!
;D
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Ennis Needs A Little Help
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Ennis: (sings to himself) "99 bottle of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer, ya takes one down, pass it 'round, 15 bottles o beer on the wall.......9 bottles o beer on the will, 4 bottles o beer......
Jack: "Ennis, get the hell in here NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!"
Ennis: "Wait, Jack, I ain't done yet.....98 bottle o beer on the wall, 24 bottles o beer...."
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We'll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life
Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads
I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life
All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see
I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
"Chasing Cars"
Snow Patrol
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ENNIS: Jack, if we're gonna play hide n seek, ya got a do better n that!
JACK: Your play it your way n I'll play it mine!
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When I feel that lonesome prairie wind
I let my soul get back to you again
And I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go.
Even though this wasn't meant to be
It's gonna break my heart to watch you leave
But I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go.
Why I'm feelin so, so low
I will never let you, I will never let you,
I will never let you go!
I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO ...... Jackie Green
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Summer of 1964 .... Young Ennis del Mar sits in the Signal Wyoming bar waiting for his bud Jack Twist.
When Jack doesn't show, Ennis returns to Riverton and marries Alma Beers.
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When Ennis Del Mar was accused of being unnaturally fond of sheep, he hotly denied it.
"I can't stand no mutton," he glared. "What I like is a juicy slab of beef."
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You need Jimbo & Co. off your ass, and I need my daddy off mine. . .
Deal. . . ?
Spot on!!!
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...that's the first time I've been called mamo - I like it!
Instead of IM'ing you, we will now send you mamo-grams.
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Very clever Lyle! Is this what a mamo-gram looks like?
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'..... Jackie Green[/center]
Tell ya whut, roco, that makes me wanna cry...
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Jack: I see royandronnie's been made a mod in here. Tell you what, she better not go all Aguirre on us, with rules and shit. I hate rules.
Ennis: But rules is important, Jack. Without rules, it's just chaos. Remember what Neitzsche done said: "out of chaos, comes order."
Jack: Aw, blow it out your ass, Ennis.
(With fond thoughts of Blazing Saddles)
Uh, hello, everybody. Deputy Sherriff royandronnie here. "Rules" didn't do Ennis and Jack any kindnesses, but we here do have to have some, and the ones I'm going to mention (again) here refer to Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits.
When our own CellarDweller set up that thread, he asked that posters in there
1. Not post anything but other posts, as quotes. Please do not post replies that consist only of praise for other posts. Mostly, that rule has been followed, but there have been several instances of this, and those posts will be removed. That's pretty painless.
2. This is not a rule, but there have been several duplications. These posts also are going--whoever quotes a post first gets to "keep" it. Also pretty painless.
3. This one's a lot harder: PLEASE do not quote NEW posts. One reason for this is simple: duplication. Six months from now, there could be a hundred or two pages in this thread, and no one's going to remember if a post from December has already been quoted. POSTS MORE RECENT THAN JULY 31st ARE GOING TO BE DELETED, FOR NOW. (The thread is actually working its way through June, but only duplicated July posts will be removed.) This is going to include numerous side-splitting or poignant posts, and I know enforcement of this rule is irritating. We all love a lot of those "instant classics." But the rule is a good idea, and Chuck decided on it for a reason. So, with apologies, we're going to keep Greatest Hits a "classics" thread and force all the caps to stand the test of time. So whoever gets back to these posts a few months from now, gets to claim them… Meanwhile, if any of your quotes are deleted, you will be sent a copy and link or links to those original posts, and if you want to repost them when the thread moves into that month, you will have the inside track.
Now, a little tech support! It has been noticed that only a few posters contribute the lion's share of the quotes. We're hoping the reason for this is that a lot of people, especially those who have dial-up, took one look at the prospect of scrolling through the thread page by page by page by page and gave up. So here is the short cut:
1. Click on "profile" to bring up your profile.
2. Click on "show posts."
3. Find the last caption you quoted, and click on the green title at the top which identifies the original poster and date of posting.
4. This will take you straight to the original of the last post you quoted, on page 1 or page 1001, and you're set to search out more posts!
Once again, I'm sorry we have to take out a lot of great posts for now, but it's all in the service of making PC Greatest Hits a streamlined digest of member favorites.
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Then I saw your face ... now I'm a believer!
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ENNIS: Whut was royandronnie talkin bout?
JACK: Damned if I know, pass me the whiskey!
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Damn Ennis, when I said give me one more poke before ya leave, this ain't whut I meant!
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Jack: And then royandronnie says to me, "PLEASE do not quote NEW posts. One reason for this is simple: duplication. Six months from now, there could be a hundred or two pages in this thread, and no one's going to remember if a post from December has already been quoted...blah, blah, blah...."
Ennis: Whut?
Jack: I know, I didn't git it neither. But I think he wuz tellin' us he's tryin' to get in there and untangle them quoted posts outta ours.
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ENNIS: Damn Jack, I ain't never seen eyes as purty as yours!
JACK: Whut?
ENNIS: I said, pass me yer lighter.
JACK: Oh, ok.
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Well, well, well! So now Miss royandronnie is an all high and mighty hall monitor, already kickin' ass and takin' names! And I thought she was my only ally around here! We are soooo much alike! Well, congratulations, I guess. But I'm pissed I didn't get an invitation to the investiture ceremony! Did ya' have to kneel before a queen?! He he he.
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Aguirre: You photocaptioneer stiffs ain't never no good.
Jack: We just got a problem with authority friend!
Ennis: Speak for yourself Jack!
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Well, well, well! So now Miss royandronnie is an all high and mighty hall monitor, already kickin' ass and takin' names! And I thought she was my only ally around here! We are soooo much alike! Well, congratulations, I guess. But I'm pissed I didn't get an invitation to the investiture ceremony! Did ya' have to kneel before a queen?! He he he.
:o :o :o OMG, Tru.... ;D ;D ;D
Oh, brother....I can see R&R now, making the first entry in her Photocaptions Greatest Smackdowns diary.....
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Jack (thinks): Does this here bruise qualify as a greatest hit ?
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As a matter of fact, I would say it qualifies as one of the greatest hits of all time. Whether or not anyone waits six months to quote it.
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Well, well, well! So now Miss royandronnie is an all high and mighty hall monitor, already kickin' ass and takin' names! And I thought she was my only ally around here! We are soooo much alike! Well, congratulations, I guess. But I'm pissed I didn't get an invitation to the investiture ceremony! Did ya' have to kneel before a queen?! He he he.
You better hurry about attending the reception, Sir Tru. IWIK is probably boiling the tar and plucking the feathers after losing a pile of posts today. Can't say I blame him. Just tryin to help. Really. But by tomorrow, all you might find of me is the Delete key…
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Summer of 1964 .... Young Ennis del Mar sits in the Signal Wyoming bar waiting for his bud Jack Twist.
When Jack doesn't show, Ennis returns to Riverton and marries Alma Beers
AWW! Not fair!
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"We're confused...are we MOO-ving?"
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Jack (thinks): Does this here bruise qualify as a greatest hit ?
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oooh,,good one, T!
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"Look over there. . .in that arroyo, Li'l Ennis. See what happens, when rules aren't followed? The slaughter house comes to Y O U . . ."
"Rules or no rules, I think we all get ground up in the end, Momma. . ."
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"They're deletin' posts left and right here. Thank God I got my hands planted firmly on mine. . ."
"B O B B Y ! Put that away, dear. . .
. . .Jack. . . . . . . . . .should we be lookin' into growth hormone treatments. . . ?"
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I understand, Ennis. . .you love me so much. . .you could just k i l l me. . .
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"Black? Sugar?"
"Nah, just 'cream'. . ."
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Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
Lets get absolutely soaking wet!!
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One Sunday morning in early February,
having made love with his partner Jeff,
John Twist decided all of a sudden
that swallowing wasn't fun anymore...
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ASTRO-HEATH: HAL .... open the pod bay doors HAL!!
HAL: Sorry Heath ... that is not a viable option!
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"They're deletin' posts left and right here. Thank God I got my hands planted firmly on mine. . ."
"B O B B Y ! Put that away, dear. . .
. . .Jack. . . . . . . . . .should we be lookin' into growth hormone treatments. . . ?"
Even so, Bobby was haunted by dreams in which he woke up to find his post GONE. This went a long way toward explaining his later obsession with information security.
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BOBBY: Mama, is it true ... a post in the hand is worth two in the bush?
LUREEN: I don't know dear, ask yer daddy.
BOBBY: Daddy !!!
JACK: Whut .... speak up you two ... I must be goin deaf or somethin! Damn, why'r my palms so itchy?
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Heath & Michelle: Look at them, with the new rules the caption people are all scared to post now. ;)
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BOBBY: Mama, is it true ... a post in the hand is worth two in the bush?
LUREEN: I don't know dear, ask yer daddy.
BOBBY: Daddy !!!
JACK: Whut .... speak up you two ... I must be goin deaf or somethin! Damn, why'r my palms so itchy?
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BOBBY: Listen up this time Alexandra Graham Belle. I want to know if a post in the hand is worth two in the bush?
JACK: Dunno. Never give it much thought. Don't think about bushes much.
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Ennis: Can ya stop sulkin' there Jack? It ain't my fault Don Wroe's cabin only got a single bed with
a lumpy mattress. At least it's better than the pup tent. At least it don't smell a cat's piss.
Jack: Yeah. It's smells a your horse shit instead!
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Alma finally pursuaded Ennis to smarten up and attend the church social.
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Watch where you're puttin' that elbow Ennis!
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" Damn it Ennis, this ain't whut I call fore-play!"
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"Alma, you were right, honey! They ARE hirin' over at the power company and I just got accepted inta the Junior Executive program! Drop the girls at your sister's house. I'm takin' you ta the Knife and Fork!"
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Hey Rodeo, I'm home. I just sold our life story for a million bucks!
We're movin ta Hollywood!
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The old Del Mar place in Sage: After the “accident” there was no one to care for me. So I just
go on existing, an empty shell, with only my memories to warm me in the howling wind.
Sometimes I wish the wind would blow me down and end my loneliness. You know?
Ennis: I know.
Oh boy, thanks so much for cheering me up :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Oh boy, thanks so much for cheering me up :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Dance faster Ollie, we've got to cheer-up our Angel!
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Bet Stan and Ollie can't keep up with us! Cheer up Minnie!
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Hey Rodeo, I'm home. I just sold our life story for a million bucks!
We're movin ta Hollywood!
Oh, that's so cute! If only it were true... :'(
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Lola, precious pic princess,
congrats to your up-and-coming 5,000 posts! ;) Yee-haw! :D
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mamo & roco - a perfect and perfectly delightful pair!! Thank you both - you made me laugh.
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Jack! You have no idea how bad it gets!
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I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
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. . .Yup, I'm in love and I'm sayin' it in red. . .
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This is my penance, for leavin' you, Jack. . .hot, dirty work. . .breakin' my back. . .haulin' to and fro. . .just like with you, Jack. . .almost like ploughin' that furrow of yours. . .fillin' that steamin' hole with hot, sticky. . . . . . .someone. . .can I get some W A T E R over here. . .
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Ennis, Ennis, just drove 14 hours to get here. Hell, boy, it's just that when I found out you
wanted to get canned, I figured I might have somethin' to do with it. . .
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"See, Alma. . . ? See how Jack goes all the way down on it. . . ?"
"Who's J A C K ? !"
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Lola, precious pic princess,
congrats to your up-and-coming 5,000 posts! ;) Yee-haw! :D
OMG that is scary, I never even noticed! lol
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Baby it's cold outside!
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Creamsicle, Jack. . . ?
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*Tough Guy Chuck walks into thread*
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Guys and dolls, let's remember this is not a chat thread. It's topic specific to photo captions, which state that you need images from Brokeback with captions, or Non Brokeback images with Brokeback related captions.
If you have funny animations or jokes and stuff, they are welcome on the "Bring Your Humor Here" thread, which you can find at this link.
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=208.0
Thank you!
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THE AMERICAN UNCONSCIOUS GOES BROKEBACK
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And when I knelt, I placed my hands on either side of his hips and when Mike Jones asked if I were queer and I said "no," he said "me, neither," and it was then I realized we were both giving Oscar Award-wininng performances and then Tony Curtis mysteriously popped in my head and then Mike suddenly popped his into mine and it was then I felt the need to get away and start up a cow-and-calf operation in ol' Mexico and. . .
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^^^ http://www.ifilm.com/video/2819686/collection/18373/minisite/superbowl
;D
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THE COMMERCIAL THAT SNICKERS SHOULD HAVE MADE
Guy on left: You know I ain’t queer.
Guy on right: Me neither.
Guy on left: Dude, we better do something real manly so everybody’ll know we ain’t queer.
Guy on right: Well, we could each marry a woman and have kids and lead miserable lives for decades.
(Long pause.)
Both: No way!
Guy on left: Wanna share another Snickers?
Guy on right: You bet!
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BRAVO!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Brokeback Swatch
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KEEPIN' IT COWBOY
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"Don't honey-fuggle me no more, Ennis!"
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ENNIS: I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.
JACK: Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.
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BOBBY: Mama, how come Roco has all them posts? Is he a pervert or somethin?
LUREEN: I don't know dear, ask yer Daddy.
BOBBY: Daddy!
JACK: I don't know nuthin bout no posts ... my hard-drive ain't been workin lately!
LUREEN: That's fer DAMN sure!
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ENNIS: I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.
JACK: Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.
Hey Roco! It was really great to see you come over from Jake Watch to this forum. You've really energized the threat (whoops typo! kept it!) with ur great pictures and sexy self. Huzzah, honey! Love ya'!
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You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?
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Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.
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ENNIS: I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.
JACK: Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.
Hey Roco! It was really great to see you come over from Jake Watch to this forum. You've really energized the threat (whoops typo! kept it!) with ur great pictures and sexy self. Huzzah, honey! Love ya'!
Ennis: Roco's really energized the place, ain't he, Jack?
Jack: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
;D
Congrats on being in the 1000+ Club! Did you get a key to the thread's executive washroom? ;D
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You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?
Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.
I love this, MM!! :'( :)
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ENNIS: I hear tell, yer pal Roco has over 1,000 post at the forum.
JACK: Well ain't that special .... pass me the whiskey.
Ennis: And Lola, she's got over 5,000!
Jack: Yea big mouth on that one, like I said, pass me the whiskey.
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ENNIS: Roco tells me, he gets ta use the exutive forum restroom now.
JACK: Yep, it's right over yonder.
Ennis: Hope he brought air freshner with'm!
JACK: Ain't likely, he thinks his &%$# don't stink!
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You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?
Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.
I love this, MM!! :'( :)
Me too. :)
roco congrats on your 1000 posts (plus all the ones you made in your 'There can be only one' days.)! ;D You're great. :-*
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roco, congrats on 1,000-allow me to echo how much life has been pumped into this, um, thread with your arrival!!
Lola-over 5,000 coming up!!!! Congrats!! funny stuff on Photocaps lately :) :)
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ENNIS: That Lola, sure has been a busy little lady!
JACK: Busy is, as busy does.
ENNIS: Whut the Hell does that mean?
Jack: Who cares, pass me the damn whiskey!
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Hey, Ennis! Down here quick! Got somethin I want ya to help me with.
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Okay bud, I'll help ya catch him but you gotta promise to throw Roco back once you stop playin with him,
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That tent sure as hell don’t look right Jack.
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Do these jeans make my bum look too big Ennis?
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All the earth, though it were full of kind hearts, is but a desolation and a desert place to a mother
when her only child is absent. - Elizabeth Gaskell
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Never fret for an only son. The idea of failure will never occur to him. - George Bernard Shaw
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tfmisc, I just love the two hard-on cartoons! Hilarious! :D Made my day...!
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Jack: got som'n to tell ya...remember that shirt you lost up on BBM?
Ennis: ....yep.....
Jack: gimme the whiskey back, I'll tell ya what happened to it...
Ennis: whiskey's finished.
Jack; Oh, that's too bad.....
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Your folks stop at Pedro?
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JACK: That young Adrian feller been on the Forum fer a year now.
Ennis: The Hell you say!
JACK: Yep, it's a real popular place.
ENNIS: They got nude photos or somethin?
JACK: Naw, they just talk about us n bulllshit among themselves.
ENNIS: Yeh ... well, whatever trips yer trigger.
JACK: How bout, instead a makin love ta that bottle, ya make love ta me, Cowboy!
ENNIS: YOU BET!
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"Want some coffee, don't ya? Piece a cherry cake?? Couple a hundred classic photocap duplication deletions??"
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Whut? Ty Pennington? "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"? Never heard of them.
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Whut? Stacey & Clinton? "TLC'S What Not To Wear"? Never heard of them.
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Conclusive proof, that Jake's fans SQUIRT for him!!
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Whut? Carson, Jai, Thom, Kyan and Ted? "Queeer Eye for the Straight Guy"? Never heard of them. Did my son Jack send you?
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Okay bud, I'll help ya catch him but you gotta promise to throw Roco back once you stop playin with him,
ROCO: Oh yeh ..... Once you go roco, you'll neve throw em back!
ENNIS: Mabe this ain't such a good idea after all!
JACK: Yeh, he does look like a horney little bastard.
ROCO: Ya just ain't whistlin DIXIE, fellas!
JACK: I know that one, where's my harmonica?
ENNIS: Now look what ya done Roco, ya little shit!
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Alma: Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! Roco, Roco Nasty! You don't go up there to fish! How many nasty boys you had Ennis?
Ennis: Plenty
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I been working so hard
Keep punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I get this feeling
That time's just holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Tonight I gotta cut
(Chorus)
Loose, footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes ...
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Ennis: Why did Mini Angel think you needed help catchin' Roco?
Jack: I dunno. That wasn't no trouble at all. He come right to me when I called him. It was the throwin' him back part I needed help with.
Ennis: Hell, you needed more than help; you needed the National Guard! How did you finally get rid of him?
Jack: I told him there was a pair of my underwear at the bottom of the river... ain't seen him for awhile.
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Time to fly soul-o, Cowboy. . .
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Until two minutes ago, life was so cut and dry. . .
. . .It just got cumplexed. . .
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Jack: got som'n to tell ya...remember that shirt you lost up on BBM?
Ennis: ....yep.....
Jack: gimme the whiskey back, I'll tell ya what happened to it...
Ennis: whiskey's finished.
Jack; Oh, that's too bad.....
This one's GREAT, Jo. . .
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Jack: got som'n to tell ya...remember that shirt you lost up on BBM?
Ennis: ....yep.....
Jack: gimme the whiskey back, I'll tell ya what happened to it...
Ennis: whiskey's finished.
Jack; Oh, that's too bad.....
This one's GREAT, Jo. . .
Tx, Bob! glad you appreciated absurdities... ;D
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Sorry, the only red carpet I ever seen is that time the big ol bastard spat out his cherry cake when Jack tol 'im he finally found out why his daddy talked so admirin' about rodeo clowns...
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Whut? Carson, Jai, Thom, Kyan and Ted? "Queeer Eye for the Straight Guy"? Never heard of them. Did my son Jack send you?
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They all look at each other.
Tom: Did Jack send us?
Carson rolls his eyes: Can you say Marshmallow Cream-Filled Delight? Did he EVER! Straight to Heaven, sweetie!
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Ennis: Why did Mini Angel think you needed help catchin' Roco?
Jack: I dunno. That wasn't no trouble at all. He come right to me when I called him. It was the throwin' him back part I needed help with.
Ennis: Hell, you needed more than help; you needed the National Guard! How did you finally get rid of him?
Jack: I told him there was a pair of my underwear at the bottom of the river... ain't seen him for awhile.
Roco dashes past with a pair of wet underware wrapped around his head, laughing hysterically.ENNIS: Dammit Jack, that was my last pair of under-drawers.
JACK: Yeh, but he don't know that.
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Aeons ago there were discussion about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady:
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The Lord above made liquor for temptation,
To see if man could turn away from sin.
The Lord above made liquor for temptation-but
With a little bit of luck, With a little bit of luck,
When temptation comes you'll give right in!
With a little bit...with a little bit...
With a little bit of luck you'll give right in.
Oh, you can walk the straight and narrow;
But with a little bit of luck You'll run amuck!
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Tonight, old man, you did it!
You did it! You did it! You said that you would do it,
And indeed you did. I thought that you would rue it;
I doubted you'd do it. But now I must admit it
That succeed you did. You should get a medal
Or be even made a knight.
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How kind of you to let me come!
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Don't talk of stars Burning above; If you're in love,
Show me! Tell me no dreams
Filled with desire. If you're on fire,
Show me! Here we are together in the middle of the night!
Don't talk of spring! Just hold me tight!
Anyone who's ever been in love'll tell you that
This is no time for a chat! Haven't your lips
Longed for my touch? Don't say how much,
Show me! Show me! Don't talk of love lasting through time.
Make me no undying vow. Show me now!
Sing me no song! Read me no rhyme!
Don't waste my time, Show me!
Don't talk of June, Don't talk of fall!
Don't talk at all! Show me!
Never do I ever want to hear another word.
There isn't one I haven't heard.
Here we are together in what ought to be a dream;
Day one more word and I'll scream!
Haven't your arms Hungered for mine?
Please don't "expl'ine," Show me! Show me!
Don't wait until wrinkles and lines
Pop out all over my brow,
Show me now!
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Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
I've grown accustomed to his face.
He almost makes the day begin.
I've grown accustomed to the tune that
He whistles night and noon.
His smiles, her frowns,
His ups, her downs
Are second nature to me now;
Like breathing out and breathing in.
I was serenely independent and content before we met;
Surely I could always be that way again-
And yet
I've grown accustomed to his look;
Accustomed to his voice;
Accustomed to his face.
[Spoken]
"Marry Alma." What an infantile idea. What a heartless,
wicked, brainless thing to do. But he'll regret, he'll
regret it. It's doomed before they even take the vow!
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0543.jpg)
But I'm so used to hear him say
"Good morning" ev'ry day.
His joys, his woes,
His highs, his lows,
Are second nature to me now;
Like breathing out and breathing in.
I'm very grateful he’s a man
And so easy to forget;
Rather like a habit
One can always break-
And yet,
I've grown accustomed to the trace
Of something in the air;
Accustomed to his face.
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0620.jpg)
Well after all, I'm an ordinary man,
Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance,
to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants...
An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,
Who likes to live his life, free of strife,
doing whatever he thinks is best, for him,
Well... just an ordinary man...
BUT, Let a woman in your life and your serenity is through,
she'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome,
and then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you...
Let a woman in your life, and you're up against a wall,
make a plan and you will find,
that she has something else in mind,
and so rather than do either you do something else
that neither likes at all You want to talk of Keats and Milton,
she only wants to talk of love,
You go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching
for her glove, Let a woman in your life
and you invite eternal strife,
Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands...
I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling
than to ever let a woman in my life, I'm a very gentle man,
even tempered and good natured
who you never hear complain,
Who has the milk of human kindness
by the quart in every vein,
A patient man am I, down to my fingertips,
the sort who never could, ever would,
let an insulting remark escape his lips
Very gentle man...
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0745.jpg)
But, Let a woman in your life,
and patience hasn't got a chance,
she will beg you for advice, your reply will be concise,
and she will listen very nicely, and then go out
and do exactly what she wants!!!
You are a man of grace and polish,
who never spoke above a hush,
all at once you're using language that would make
a sailor blush, Let a woman in your life,
and you're plunging in a knife,
Let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks,
I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition
than to ever let a woman in my life I'm a quiet living man,
who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room,
who likes an atmosphere as restful as
an undiscovered tomb,
A pensive man am I, of philosophical joys,
who likes to meditate, contemplate,
far for humanities mad inhuman noise,
Quiet living man....
But, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through,
in a line that never ends comes an army of her friends,
come to jabber and to chatter
and to tell her what the matter is with YOU!,
she'll have a booming boisterous family,
who will descend on you en mass,
she'll have a large wagnarian mother,
with a voice that shatters glass,
Let a woman in your life,
Let a woman in your life,
Let a woman in your life I shall never let a woman in my life
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0824.jpg)
All at once am I Several stories high.
Knowing I'm on the street where you live.
Are there lilac trees in the heart of town?
Can you hear a lark in any other part of town?
Does enchantment pour Out of ev'ry door?
No, it's just on the street where you live!
And oh! The towering feeling
Just to know somehow you are near.
The overpowering feeling
That any second you may suddenly appear!
People stop and stare. They don't bother me.
For there's no where else on earth that I would rather be.
Let the time go by, I won't care if I
Can be here on the street where you live.
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm160.jpg)
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm0909.jpg)
My head's too light to try to set it down! Sleep! Sleep!
I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown!
I could have danced all night!
I could have danced all night!
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once My heart took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have danced,
danced, danced all night!
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm1009.jpg)
All I want is a room somewhere,
Far away from the cold night air.
With one enormous chair,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly sittin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still.
I would never budge 'till spring
Crept over me windowsill.
Someone's 'ead restin' on my knee,
Warm an' tender as 'e can be. 'ho takes good care of me,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/19.jpg)
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm1342.jpg)
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?
Well, why can't a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/061_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
What a fool I was, what dominated fool,
to think that you were the earth and the sky,
What a fool I was, What an elevated fool,
What a mutton-headed dote was I!
No, my reverberated friend,
you are not the beginning and the end.
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/borishki/bbm1702.jpg)
Touch and my heart begins to crumble,
The heaven's tumble, Darling, and I'm...
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By Jove, I think he's got it!
Absolutely brill, Boris!!
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Jari, this musical of yours is truly fantastic...! :D
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Jake: You spread your legs, and you breath deeply,
and you moan like this, and…
Maggie: I don’t need a lesson in how to give birth!
Jake: Who’s talking about giving birth?
Excellent - my weekend's favourite caption! ;D
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(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m121/MEEOOOWWW/jakeheathbeach.jpg?t=1171144894)
After years of living and partying
together in Mexico,
Jack and Ennis,
a cute couple if there ever was one,
simply decided
that lazy beach-boying in Acapulco
suited them best.
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Brokeback My Fair Lady - inspired!!
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Pedro: Senor Jack! Don’t you remember me? I was shepherding up zee mountain too.
Jack: Pedro! Hi! How come you’re doing this?
Pedro: The bottom fell out of the sheep business so I had to get back on top.
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The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/Ennisinbarnedgeeffects.png)b]
The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/ennisathome.png)
The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/jackdriving.png)
The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/truthis.png)
The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/EnnisCemetery2.jpg)
The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/brokebackshirtLnk.jpg)
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
Jack/Jake (thinking) :
I wish I knew how to take off his bathrobe!
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
JACK/JAKE thinking: Please Dear God, don't let him take off that bathrobe!
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
JACK/JAKE thinking: Why do I always happen to fall in love with older guys
whose outfit is completely tasteless?
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(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m121/MEEOOOWWW/jakeheathbeach.jpg?t=1171144894)
After years of living and partying
together in Mexico,
Jack and Ennis,
a cute couple if there ever was one,
simply decided
that lazy beach-boying in Acapulco
suited them best.
waaauw!!! nice pic ::)
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Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/386530284_f9519bf78b.jpg)
Jack (thinking, in joyful anticipation):
Wow, Ennis is growing a woodie once again...
Lunchtime!
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(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/neverenough1.jpg)
Shake hands, we shall never be friends, all’s over;
I only vex you the more I try.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/howhardItry2.jpg)
All’s wrong that ever I’ve done or said,
And nought to help it in this dull head:
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/goodbye3.jpg)
Shake hands, here’s luck, good-bye.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/dangerroad4.jpg)
But if you come to a road where danger
Or guilt or anguish or shame’s to share,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/theladthatlovesyoutrue5.jpg)
Be good to the lad that loves you true
And the soul that was born to die for you,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/whistleandIllbethere6.jpg)
And whistle and I’ll be there.
-- A. E. Housman
I try to hope that in the trailer, Ennis did feel a sense of Jack’s presence;
that Jack was still there with him:
in the shirts, in the postcard, in the wind, in the temporary silences,
in the open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe …
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You don't post much, but you sure get your point across. :'(
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Amen to that!
Great work, dylan, admirable.
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Beautiful as always, dylan. I love your posts. :-* :'(
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Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!
:'( :'( :'( Jason, we are not worthy!!! :-* :-*
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But if you come to a road where danger
Or guilt or anguish or shame’s to share,
Be good to the lad that loves you true
And the soul that was born to die for you
I try to hope ...
in the open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe
Wonderful, Dylan!!
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Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!
:'( :'( :'( Jason, we are not worthy!!! :-* :-*
I agree, jason, that was terrific! :)
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1298.jpg)
Jack: Howdy, Mr. Aguirre. Was wonderin’ if you’d be needin’ any help up on Brokeback?
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0129.jpg)
Aguirre: Good morning, Mr. Twist. Coffee? I’ll need you to submit an online application and I also have to ask you a few questions. Is your perspective on life glass half-full or half-empty? What are your strengths and weaknesses? What do you think your last three employers would say about you? What…
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1301.jpg)
Jack: Uh... Mr. Aguirre??
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0132.jpg)
Aguirre: Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new Human Resources policies I gotta follow. OK, so where was I, oh yeah... where do you see yourself five years from now? Suppose you’re the shepherd in charge of 800 sheep; what would be your approach to team-building? How would you maximize cross-functionalities while minimizing process losses...
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1322.jpg)
Aguirre: Twist... Twist?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Brilliant! :D :D :D
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Jake (rewriting the script):
Ennis Del Mar: You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?
Jack Twist: [Casually] Well... maybe you oughta get out of there, you know? Find yourself someplace different. Maybe Texas.
Ennis Del Mar: You're right, screw it, lets go to Texas, just the two of us Jack!
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Dylan. You made me cry! :(
Tru. You made me laugh out loud! :)
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/MichelleWilliams.jpg)
Michelle: yea but then Ang said "cut" and you two just kept on kissing, that is the part I didn't get.
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/normal_Image000017E131.jpg)
Heath: Uh yea the loves scenes were REALLY HARD to do!
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Heath: Uh yea the loves scenes were REALLY HARD to do!
:D :D :D (http://www.davecullen.com/forum/avatars/Actors/Claudia_Schiffer.jpg) :-*
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Aeons ago there were discussions about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady...
Yari, this was great!
Just loverly...thank you!
Inspired by you:
MY FAIR LAD
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb222.jpg)"All I want is a tent somewhere..."
"Far away from a stranger's stare"(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb277.jpg)
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb224.jpg)"Calvin Klein underwear!"
"Oh, wouldn't it be..."(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb214.jpg)"F A B U L O U S!"
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:D :D :D Lyle (Mooska), Jari et al !!! Sometimes y'all make life worth livin! :D ;) :-*
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Jack Finds Rich For Advice
Jason, Jason, Jason,
Three cheers to you!!!
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1322.jpg)
Aguirre: Twist... Twist?
Tru, loved it!
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I try to hope that in the trailer, Ennis did feel a sense of Jack’s presence; that Jack was still there with him: in the shirts, in the postcard, in the wind, in the temporary silences, in the open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe …
Very nice post, Dylan. Jack is there with Ennis...
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_ghost.jpg)
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I singled out a couple posts, but, really, everyone stand and take a bow! A truly stellar Sunday morning, February 11, 2007!
magicmountain
ingmarnicebbmt
tfmisc
janjo
lola
roco
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I singled out a couple posts, but, really, everyone stand and take a bow! A truly stellar Sunday morning, February 11, 2007!
magicmountain
ingmarnicebbmt
tfmisc
janjo
lola
roco
Thanks sweetie! :-* I don't say much, but honestly everyone in here is great, they really are!
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I singled out a couple posts, but, really, everyone stand and take a bow! A truly stellar Sunday morning, February 11, 2007!
magicmountain
ingmarnicebbmt
tfmisc
janjo
lola
roco
What Lyle said..truly impressive. esp Jason's 'Rich'; Janjo's 'miss you so much' and the 'just whistle' poem. Beautifully done.
Dylan, always nice when you come around; Lola, perfect matches once again of photo and cap!!!
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Aguirre: Twist... Twist?
Tru: Damn, why didn't I think of this at some point?? I face it every day!! Truly brilliant...!!!!
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:D :D :D Lyle, Jari et al !!! Sometimes y'all make life worth livin! :D ;) :-*
Amen to that, Widge!
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Aeons ago there were discussions about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady...
Yari, this was great!
Just loverly...thank you!
Inspired by you:
MY FAIR LAD
This truly was FAB, Lyle! ;D
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Aguirre: Twist... Twist?
Tru: Damn, why didn't I think of this at some point?? I face it every day!! Truly brilliant...!!!!
;D Thanks!
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(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part1/brokebackmtn_0104.jpg)
"Twist! Del Mar! Godammit, I know it's the two of you playing Ding-Dong-Ditch! Now get the hell away from my trailer!"
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1298.jpg)
Howdy, Mr. Aguirre. Was wonderin’ if you’d be needin’ any help up on Brokeback?
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0132.jpg)
Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new
Human Resources policies I gotta follow.
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1298.jpg)
Then you'll be aware that under Equal Employment Opportunity policies it is illegal to
discriminate on the basis of age, sex, religion or sexual preference.
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0132.jpg)
You always were a smartass Twist.
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Aeons ago there were discussion about Brokeback - the musical. The idea has bothered me ever since... so here's Brokeback Mountain through the lyrics of My Fair Lady:
Jari, that was absolutely BRILLIANT! Thank you for this. I alternated laughter and tears in nearly equal measure. (I think the tears won.)
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Dylan. You made me cry! :(
Tru. You made me laugh out loud! :)
What she said! ^^^ WOW!
And Jason: "Rich" broke my heart. :'( Thank you to all of you.
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(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_001_jpg.jpg)
When I first saw him standin' there
I wanted to speak but did not dare
Something inside whispered to me
You'd better move in carefully
And then he smiled and turned away
That told me all he could not say
That's when I knew
He wanted me too
But I had to do some breakin' through
He's so shy
He's so shy
That sweet little boy
Who caught my eye
He's so shy
He's so shy
And he's much to good to let go by
Oh, yes he is
Now holding him gently through the night
Nothin' has ever felt so right
And I'm so glad I took the time
That I had to take to make him mine
He can still do things to my heart
Just like he could right from the start
Each time I see
That quality
That never stopped attracting me
He's so shy
He's so shy
That sweet little boy
Who caught my eye
He's so shy
He's so shy
And he's much to good to let go by
Oh, yes he is
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Howdy, Mr. Aguirre. Was wonderin’ if you’d be needin’ any help up on Brokeback?
Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new
Human Resources policies I gotta follow.
Then you'll be aware that under Equal Employment Opportunity policies it is illegal to
discriminate on the basis of age, sex, religion or sexual preference.
You always were a smartass Twist.
Great variation, MM! ;D
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnniswalkingintoSignal.jpg)
Always ready to follow the rules, Ennis suddenly clinched it even tighter. . .
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mamo, just wonderful...! :'(
and t-a-s, hilarious...! ;D
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(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_001_jpg.jpg)
. . .how down low can I git. . . ?
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Certainly didn't mean to cause ya offense by cursin' at ya a second earlier, Cowboy. . .Let me make it up to you. . .I'll just remove this hat. . .
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LIKE MOTHER . . .
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/tent3.jpg)
. . .A piece of cherry cake. . . ?
That cherry's long gone, Jack. . .
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BBM Mexico Incognito or Ennis's Baby Steps
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3475462%3B%3B%7Ffp33%3B%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D32338%3A%3C953776nu0mrj)
Pedro: Senoras?
Jack: That's Senoritas to you, hotshot. We didn't get all gussied up to be insulted. I ain't quite forty yet, com-pa-dre.....and I ain't bending over 'less somebody wants to see this seam split...
Ennis: Jack I tol ya, mid-calf length puts 10 years on ya! And that seam can split anytime it wants to, lil darlin, you bet.....
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Good grief! It's the Two Ladies from Little Britain! Complete with moustache.
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BBM LINE MIXUP
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e328/lilfritzinfl/File461.jpg)
Time to hit the cowboy, hay . . . I gotta go!
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A BAFTA FANTASY FOR THE WAITING FANS
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdraggingsheep.jpg)
BAFTA OFFICIALS (Yelling) : Jake, you're supposed to greet the Lasher fans, not fuck ’em!
:o
;D ;D ;D
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Love ALL the My Fair Lady captions -- THANKS -- they've really made my day! . . . "knowing I'm on the street where you live!"
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The truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/brokebackshirtLnk.jpg)
I'm only quoting the last one, with thoughts of those on dial-up--but in one word? Lovely.
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Jack Finds Rich For Advice
(http://pics.livejournal.com/ultraviolet730/pic/000bxs7x)
Rich: And here it is. Just a tiny story in this old Wyoming Times. But I do not regret one moment of my life with Earl. So I want you to go grab your young man and drag him off that Mountain and live your sweet life!
Tell him it's what Earl would have wanted......no, tell him it's what Earl would have demanded!
I REALLY REALLY like this one.
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/386530284_f9519bf78b.jpg)
Jack (thinking, in joyful anticipation):
Wow, Ennis is growing a woodie once again...
Lunchtime!
Ah, there's just no keeping a growin boy fed. Love it.
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Aguirre: Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new Human Resources policies I gotta follow. OK, so where was I, oh yeah... where do you see yourself five years from now? Suppose you’re the shepherd in charge of 800 sheep; what would be your approach to team-building? How would you maximize cross-functionalities while minimizing process losses...
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Aguirre: Twist... Twist?
Another winner!
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Heath: Uh yeah the loves scenes were REALLY HARD to do!
Heath: …IF you get my drift.
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HEATH: Damn Jake, thought you said the paps would never find us on this gay beach.
JAKE: Just tell em we're rehearsing for a new movie," RETURN TO BROKEBACK."
HEATH: Shit Mate, even The National Enquirer wouldn't believe that one!
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Look, Twist, I’ve been bought out by a Fortune 500 company and I’ve got all these new
Human Resources policies I gotta follow.
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Then you'll be aware that under Equal Employment Opportunity policies it is illegal to
discriminate on the basis of age, sex, religion or sexual preference.
THAT'S tellin him, cowboy!
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Always ready to follow the rules, Ennis suddenly clinched it even tighter. . .
I'll just quote what I said when I read this and got it:
Hah, hah, hah--oh, God!
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JAKE: That's real funny Heath. Now take that cucumber out of your jeans!
HEATH: That ain't no cucumber, Mate!
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Creamsicle, Jack. . . ?
Wude, wude, wude--and wondewful!
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Ennis: Tent don’t look right.
Jack: Um, Ennis, it’s a sleeping bag.
Ennis: Still don’t look right.
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Jack: That's because there's somebody else in here! All right, Aguirre, get your fat ass out from under there NOW. You are SO busted.
Tf, this one will never make the Daily Sheet--but it should.
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You aimin’ to do some fishin’ with that rod friend?
Nope. Think I already got my catch of the day.
I loved this one.
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Bear: This is the best way to fish. I got the idea by watching Jack Twist in action.
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I think this one belongs over in Imagery and Symbolism…
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Jake: Now I’m really versatile. I’ve gotten head and I’ve given head.
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Oh, that is so good!!! :D
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omg he is so happy ... :'( :-* :-* :-*
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Little Brokeback
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Ennis: Hey Jack. Do ya ever get the feeling that you're the only gay in the village?
Jack: Yes but, no but, yes but no but. This ranch foreman said he was but I didn't believe him and he said well I'm gonna prove it and it wasn't my fault and I would never have asked but he just went ahead and it wasn't my fault so there.
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I don't get you, Ennis Del Mar!
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I don't get you, Ennis Del Mar!
ENNIS: I'm thankin the Good Lord fer that ... Jack, Darlin I'm comin, don't leave without me!
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I don't get you, Ennis Del Mar!
Brilliant!!!!!
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Jake: Now I’m really versatile. I’ve gotten head and I’ve given head.
Now, that's an excellent caption commentary!
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You may now kiss the bride.
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"Ennis, Ennis . . . ," forget your nose, I know a breaking heart when I see it. . .
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Jack Finds Rich For Advice
I REALLY REALLY like this one.
Me, too, Jason. . .REALLY, REALLY! It would've been up on the "Greatest" already if we could. . .
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A Prince Albert told ya to do W H A T. . . ? !
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"Is this what Aguirre meant by puttin' up a lightning rod or two. . . ?"
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Aguirre : Hmmm. . . .you ranch. . .hmmm. . .stiffs. . .are always sooo. . .hmmm. . .B I G. . .hmmmm. . .
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Jack Finds Rich For Advice
I REALLY REALLY like this one.
Me, too, Jason. . .REALLY, REALLY! It would've been up on the "Greatest" already if we could. . .
Thanks To everyone who liked my Rich post! There have been some great posts these past few days and I'm glad to be included with them! :)
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Oh No!! That August -November fight follows J& E into Brokeback 2007 AU!!
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Ennis: Been meaning to tell you bud.... I don't want to have our weddin' til November.
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Jack: November?! We said August Ennis! I already put in for ten days off!
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Ennis: What's a couple more months? We can get Don Wroe's Honeymoon cabin in November!
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Jack: Ya know friend...speakin' of honeymoon. I've decided no sex until the weddin' night.
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Jack: November's fine.
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Ennis: Uh. I really don't like November. Or August either! How about tomorrow!?
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Ennis: I'm not ready to make nice,
I'm not ready to back down,
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time
To go round and round and round
Jack: You watch the Grammy's last night Ennis?
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Ennis: I'm not ready to make nice,
I'm not ready to back down,
I'm still mad as hell
And I don't have time
To go round and round and round
Jack: You watch the Grammy's last night Ennis?
Ennis: Jack, ya know damn well my Grammy's dead, has been fer years!
JACK: Ahhh ... Yeh ... Well, forget I mentioned it!
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Ahhhh- this is sooooo Ennis! :D
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Jake: Why do they always hold the BAFTAs in the friggin' cold weather? They ought a have 'em someplace warm. They ought a have 'em in Mexico!
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Jake: Why do they always hold the BAFTAs in the friggin' cold weather? They ought a have 'em someplace warm. They ought a have 'em in Mexico!
INTERVIEWER: You been to Mexico Jake, because I've heard tell, what the've got for boys like you in Mexico!
JAKE: What the hell ya mean , BOYS LIKE ME!
INERVIEWER: You know, CHARMING, WITTY, SEXY, DESIREABLE!
JAKE: Oh .... well ... Yeh, Mexico's the perfect place for that!
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Jake: Why do they always hold the BAFTAs in the friggin' cold weather? They ought a have 'em someplace warm. They ought a have 'em in Mexico!
INTERVIEWER: You been to Mexico Jake, because I've heard tell, what the've got for boys like you in Mexico!
JAKE: What the hell ya mean , BOYS LIKE ME!
INERVIEWER: You know, CHARMING, WITTY, SEXY, DESIREABLE!
JAKE: Oh .... well ... Yeh, Mexico's the perfect place for that!
Good 'un, roco! ;D
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Jake: Operator, I need help. It is these freaking photo captioning people.....they are following me everywhere. I can't eat, I can't sleep. Every move I make, one of them is there.
Photo Captioning woman: Damn he smells good.
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JAKE: Damn it Roco, I told you to wait in the car!
ROCO: Sorry Boss, one a them LASHERS squirted on yer shoe n I was gonna wipe it off!
JAKE: Not again, darn ... don't know what I'd do without you!
Pull up my socks while you're down there!
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JAKE: Hello Heath, yeh it's me. I'm gonna be late for the party.
Lola says she has some etchings she wants me to see.
LOLA: Hurry up Jake, my etchings are gettin cold!
JAKE: Heath wants to know, what exactly are etchings?
LOLA: I can't tell you, I've got to show you. (wind, wink)
JAKE: I gotta go Heath, Lola's got somethin in her eye.
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Jake: Operator, I need help. It is these freaking photo captioning people.....they are following me everywhere. I can't eat, I can't sleep. Every move I make, one of them is there.
Photo Captioning woman: Damn he smells good.
Bravo Lola - this is just "formidable"...! ! ! ! ! :D :D :D :D :D
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Shit, Ennis, please tell her I'm gay and Y O U R S . . . !
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Jake: Sweet Jesus, she just grabbed my ass!!
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Jack: Ennis, please believe me!
It's a one-shot-thing that's going on here...
Nothing else!
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Jack: Ennis,
you know I ain't straight...!
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Jake: Sweet Jesus, she just grabbed my ass!!
Hello, Lureen, Y O U tell her how effed up I really am. My a**hole boyfriend still can't say it. . .
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You guys are killing me!!! :D
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Carl Denham: And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Jake Gyllenhaal , the Eighth Wonder of the World.
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You guys are killing me!!! :D
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Carl Denham: And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Jake Gyllenhaal , the Eighth Wonder of the World.
Psss. . . F I R S T wonder of the world. . .
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Chair: Now 30 minutes ago that Aguirre sat his fat stinky ass on me but this handsome sweet smellin' man wants to stand! t'aint right! Damn it!
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Outside The Riverton Divorce Court
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Jack(thinking): Please grant it! please grant it!
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Chair: You ever sit on a silla Jack Twist! Cause I hear how boys like you sit on them!! Someone put a sombrero on me and call me a silla!
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Lureen: What's up baby!
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Jack: Uh, I'm laying down, I ain't feeling well.
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Gotta git back to Texas before that ice storm closes in on me tomorrow, Christmas Eve.
Ennis'll kill me if he finds out I've been snoopin' 'round where he works and lives. . .
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Gotta git back to Texas before that ice storm closes in on me tomorrow, Christmas Eve.
Ennis'll kill me if he finds out I've been snoopin' 'round where he works and lives. . .
Chair: Take me with you! That other yellow chair in your livin' room looks like it needs company!
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Outside The Riverton Divorce Court
Jack(thinking): Please grant it! please grant it!
That is so funny and clever, jason! Love it! ;D ;D
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Jack (sings): N is for the nasty boy who loves you.
:D :D
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ENNIS: Sing me that there song ya wrote for me, Rodeo.
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JACK: Sometimes it's hard to be a Cowboy
Givin all your love to just one man
And he'll have good times
Doin things that ya don't understand
But if ya love him, you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard ta understand
And if ya love him
Oh be proud a him
Cause after all, he's just a man
Stand by yer man
Give him two arms ta cling to
And somethin warm ta come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by yer man
And tell the world ya love him
Keep givin all the love ya can
Stand by yer man!
And show the world ya love him
Keep given all the love ya can
Stand by yer man!
ENNIS: Damn, that's good!
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JACK: Don't know why we got a have prostate exams, just ta herd sheep!
AGUIRRE: OK Twist, yer next.
Wipe that grin off a yer face del Mar!
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Jack: Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?
Ennis: Jesus, why don't I buy ya a muzzle?
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Good one, Girl!
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ENNIS: Sing me that there song ya wrote for me, Rodeo.
Stand by yer man!
And show the world ya love him
Keep given all the love ya can
Stand by yer man!
ENNIS: Damn, that's good![/center]
Love this, roco! Funny and touching! :'( :D
Oh and shepherd prostate exam is hysterical ;D
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Oh and shepherd prostate exam is hysterical .........I know that really gave me a chuckle! :D
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Jack: I dunno Ennis. My truck had a flat and this lady stopped and told me she was The Goddess Of Slash and that our ending had changed. She gave me a ride to this phonebooth and had me call you. She not only knows about us but she wants to talk to you...somethin' about reading you the riot act....
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Guy behind the fence: I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower? A daisy or something?
Jake: Peace brother.
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Guy behind the fence: I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower? A daisy or something?
Jake: Peace brother.
LOL!! ;D
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Jake (to himself): Shit, I make this look good!
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Jake (to himself): Why is Heath carrying that bouquet of roses and bottle of wine into the tent?
That's not in the script!
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I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/
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But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.
Robert Frost
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I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/
I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in Jack. :D
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Common Jake, I'm gettin married.
Let me squeez em one more time, just for luck!
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Ennis: Jack, these ain't even our dogs. We can't enter 'em in the Westminster Dog Show! Besides, dog shows are so quee-- oh, never mind.
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Common Jake, I'm gettin married.
Let me squeez em one more time, just for luck![/center]
OMG!!! What a SCREAM!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Ok, Jack, turn your head, and cough.
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*Jack, peeking around corner*
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are they still there??
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*Pussycat Dolls*
We're tellin' ya to losen up our buttons babe
but you keep frontin'
saying what you gonna do to us
but we see nuthin'
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Daym......Where are the Village People when you need them?
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Please, God, if you let him be the camp tender I promise I won't shoot no more eagles this year.
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I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/
Folks, we HAVE to enter. It's the Ennis/Alma/minister wedding picture.
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I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/
Folks, we HAVE to enter. It's the Ennis/Alma/minister wedding picture.
ENTRY PERIOD: The Contest begins at 4:00 PM EST on 2/9/07 and ends at 12:01 AM EST on 2/14/07 (the "Entry Period"). Entries submitted before or after the Entry Period will be disqualified.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/01/insert-caption-rules
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Jack: I’ve read this book from cover to cover and still
I can’t tell when a guy plays on my team.
:D :D :D :D
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Jack: Lureen I don't care what this book says! Ennis and I are just friends!
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Jack: Lureen I don't care what this book says! Ennis and I are just friends!
Jack (thinking): Dammit!
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Embrace me,
my sweet embraceable you
Embrace me,
you irreplaceable you
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Gershwin - for Valentine's Day
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Outside The Riverton Divorce Court
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Jack(thinking): Please grant it! Please grant it!
Outside The Childress Child Custody Court
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Jack(thinking): Please don't grant it! Please don't grant it!
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Guy behind the fence: I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower? A daisy or something?
Jake: Peace brother.
OMG Lola, you captured the expression on the guy's face perfectly -- "WTF?" :D ;D ;D
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Jake: OK, Ruby, I warned ya' not to ask me about that damned jellyfish story again!
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JACK: Senor, I no read es espanol, but you positivo this real pocket bandana color codo?
'Cause last noches, scrawny ass up end.
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EXPERTS PRAISE ROYANDRONNIE'S FIRST WEEK IN MODS!![/b]
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"She really cut that 'Greatest Hits' job down to size!"
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"Not only an acclaimed slash writer, but just an all-round great slasher!"
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"What I really like is the way she serves her fellow Captioneers!"
Of course, the trouble was that by the time I was half finished with the job, I felt like this:
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While several of my former friends felt a bit like this:
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But if you'll bear with me a little longer, help is on the way! For all of us!
Tech support promises that all deleted posts will be restored, after which they will be moved to "Photocaps in Waiting." When quoting reaches the month they were originally posted, out they'll come again. And no one will lose any more posts. The end.
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Jack: If she's so damn good at this, why don't she give us a happy ending, Ennis?
So stay tuned to this channel for further exciting developments…
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The Year: 1965
HARD TIMES ON THE RODEO CIRCUIT
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Jack: Twenty for back door, twenty-five for half and half.
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$2.50 discount if you got a beige cowboy hat, dark brown eyes, or can get me a recordin contract with my harmonica.
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But if you'll bear with me a little longer, help is on the way! For all of us!
Tech support promises that all deleted posts will be restored, after which they will be moved to "Photocaps in Waiting." When quoting reaches the month they were originally posted, out they'll come again. And no one will lose any more posts. The end.
:::puts on (imaginary) mod hat::: ahem. back on topic, please..... ;) :D ;D ::)
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jason (thinking): last year, i decapitated 42 sheep.
(please, mcfarlane toys, please make BBM action figures!!)
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The Year: 1965
HARD TIMES ON THE RODEO CIRCUIT
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Jack: Twenty for back door, twenty-five for half and half.
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$2.50 discount if you got a beige cowboy hat, dark brown eyes, or can get me a recordin contract with my harmonica
And I owe you my life's fortune if you turn out to be Ennis!
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HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful! :'(
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Jack: I dunno Ennis. My truck had a flat and this lady stopped and told me she was The Goddess Of Slash and that our ending had changed. She gave me a ride to this phonebooth and had me call you. She not only knows about us but she wants to talk to you...somethin' about reading you the riot act....
. . .A N D , she wants to W A T C H . . . She said $250! And if we didn't tell anyone else, $500. . . ! !
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Nothin's happenin' down there, muchacho. On second thought, come up here and let's just talk. . .
. . .Yeah, I think he loves me. . .
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Jack: I dunno Ennis. My truck had a flat and this lady stopped and told me she was The Goddess Of Slash and that our ending had changed. She gave me a ride to this phonebooth and had me call you. She not only knows about us but she wants to talk to you...somethin' about reading you the riot act....
. . .A N D , she wants to W A T C H . . . She said $250! And if we didn't tell anyone else, $500. . . ! !
That is hysterical!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful! :'(
I second that! :)
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Look at how he gets that soap and water into EVERY nook and cranny. . .
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Jake, your upcuming acting part is big, juicy, wide-ranging and bound to have a heavy impact.
In fact, about this deep and heavy if I remember correctly. . .
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It's comin on St Valentine's Day, Ennis. Can't you see the love in my eyes?
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It's comin on St Valentine's Day, and I'm gettin weird feelings
for Jack, but he's a man and I'm a man so....
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To himself : . . .Damn, isn't life so one part cock, then one part bull story. . .
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Ennis: You Know I ain't queer!
Minister: And why is that relevant?
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Minister: Hurry and say I do Ennis! I got a hot date with a hot blue eyed long eyelashes pretty rodeo cowboy!
What? Why ya look like that Ennis? I peddle the bullshit but I don't live it! Now hurry! I got ta go!
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JAKE: Here's a cupcake, don't be gettin sprinkles all over the seat, I'll be back in 30 minutes.
Roco: Thanks Boss, you're a peach.
Jake: And don't be picking up any hustlers and telling them you're a movie producer!
Roco: Gee Boss, it was only one time, besides he reminded me of Heath.
Jake: You heard me!
Roco: Okie ... dokie!
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Jack: Ennis, whut'r you doin in Mexico?
Ennis: Get the hell in the car Jack. I ain't never lettin you out'a my sights again!
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Jack: Ennis, whut'r you doin in Mexico?
Ennis: Get the hell in the car Jack. I ain't never lettin you out'a my sites again!
Love this Roco! :)
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Guy in the car: How much?
Jack: You pay me two grand.
Guy in the car: Hop in!
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Jack's Mother: ENNIS, you sure you don't wanna take Jacks dog?
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Just love the Mexican doggie - so cute!
Buenas tardes, lil' darlin'...!
:D
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;) mamo, congrats on TDS - well deserved! ;)
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beautiful tfmisc!
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...so sad, so true.... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Ennis (thinking): I wonder if I ask for this "a la Mode" if that would sound too gay?
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Ennis (thinking): I wonder if I ask for this "a la Mode" if that would sound too gay?
ENNIS'S GAYDAR SUDDENLY GOES OFF. . .
. . .Dear Lord, Cassie's new friend just said 'a la mode. . .' That settles that. . .
"Hon, make that a slice of pie just with a slice of Jack cheese, if you might. . ."
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How about accessories?
NEW FROM MACFARLANE TOYS! ENNIS DEL MAR AND JACK TWIST BROKEBACK ACTION FIGURES! NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT "BE LIKE THIS, ALWAYS!"
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Due to overwhelming demand, MacFarlane Toys introduces its exclusive line of "Brokeback Mountain" adult action figures, based on the smash "gay cowboy" movie. MacFarlane believes collectors will be especially pleased at the level of detail executed in this groundbreaking line, featuring fully poseable, anatomically correct figures with articulating fingers, removable cloth clothes, genuine leather boots, genuine metal replica of minor bullriding buckle ("Jack" figure only), soft combable hair and carefully sculpted recreations of character faces. The first issue includes the Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist figures, pictured above, with the following accessories:
"Ennis Del Mar" set includes:
.30-.30 rifle
Coffee pot
Gray blanket
(3) soup boxes
Can of Crisco
Removable erection
Tent
(1) Sheep Dog (Australian Shepherd)
"Jack Twist" figure includes:
Can of beans
(2) Sheep
Campfire
Gray Blanket
Lasso
Pup Tent with Authentic Cat Piss Odor
Removable erection
Bag of potatoes
Serious Collectors will no doubt also be eagerly awaiting the exciting Brokeback Accessory Sets:
Set One: Ennis' horse Cigar Butt, and Jack's Bay Mare with Low Startle Action. Full removable tack included. AVAILABLE NOW.
Set Two: (2) Pack Mules, Basque figure. AVAILABLE NOW.
Set Two (June 2007 release) Elk, Bear, Coyote with balls the size of apples (scale).
Set Three (July 2007 release): Foreman Joe Aguirre, complete with horse, binoculars, telephone. (Note: Clothes NOT removable.)
Set Four: (August 2007 release) Jack's C••• Truck. Fully steerable with Authentic Breakdown Noises (battery not included).
Future offerings being considered at press time include "Brokeback Fantasy" accessories such as Assless Chaps and Stockwhip, Motorcycles and Leather Fetish Gear, and Twist-Del Mar Ranch Set.
Note: At time of press release, MacFarlane Toys has no plans to issue "Alma Del Mar" or "Lureen Twist" figures, due to lack of demand.
Plans for Christmas 2007 include Talking Ennis and Jack figures, pre-programmed with twenty characteristic phrases, each voiced by Academy Award-nominated actors Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. Sample phrases include: Huh?; Want some of this hot water? Come on a bear (Ennis); Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep; woowee!; harmonica sounds (Jack.) Due to popular demand, phrases such as You know I ain't queer (Ennis) and I wish I knew how to quit you (Jack) will NOT be featured.
PLEASE NOTE THAT ENNIS DEL MAR AND JACK TWIST FIGURES WILL NOT BE SOLD TO ANYONE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE DUE TO MATURE CONTENT.
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heath: hey ang -- shouldn't we shoot a scene leading up to this particular scene?
cuz, you know, we're supposed to be spent and out of breath and all that?
ang: uhh... well...
heath: ...and sweaty too, i think.
jake (thinking): thank god for method acting!
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"You're a little too old for my taste. . .Beat it, Pops. . ."
"Like father, like son. Now I know where your son gets his mouth from. . .especially in the showers. . ."
"You know Bobby?"
"I'm his teacher at Childress Junior High. I don't like him. . .and now I D O N ' T L I K E Y O U . . ."
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Alma's leavin' Monroe. She says she prefers travelin' the Hershey highway. . . . . . . .with M E !
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NEW FROM MACFARLANE TOYS! BROKEBACK ACTION FIGURES!
NOW YOU CAN MAKE IT "BE LIKE THIS, ALWAYS!"
Note: At time of press release, MacFarlane Toys has no plans to issue "Alma Del Mar" or "Lureen Twist" figures, due to lack of demand.
"R&R, I want an authentic Bitchy Bobby Doll!"
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"...one where he'll give ya sass when you pull his..."
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"Forget it, you ain't pullin' nothin' of mine!
Not my leg...
Not the wool over my eyes...
Nothin'!"
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"Bobby Twist, yer already in the valley of the dolls."
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"I'll take BITCHES for $1000, Alex."
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Jack: "Dayum, Ennis, I told you someplace warmer would agree with you."
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Minister: Now what should I do about that dark-haired, blue-eyed cowboy in the back row who's objecting to this wedding?
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Ennis: Tou know I ain't queer!
Minister: Who told you that?
Ennis: Jack Twist
Minister: Who's that?
Ennis: My lover!
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A LACK OF COMMUNICATION
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Ennis (thinking): GOD HELP ME!
Alma (thinking): I'm SO happy!
Minister (thinking): This groom is SO cute!
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Jack: Ennis, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted a cow and calf operation.
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BawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhHHHHHHH!!!!
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;) mamo, congrats on TDS - well deserved! ;)
Thanks mate!
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No Cassie. Thanks for the offer but my dance card is full.
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I'm so miserable I wouldn't care if I died!
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Cassie: Hey Ennis Del Mar, where ya been?
Ennis: Lighten up on me, Cassie: I just realized I'm probably queer-and this pie tastes like crap, if that weren't enough.....
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Damn, I thought I hid all those big, fat, round sugar dispensers. The one on that table over there
is still starin' me in the face. . .
. . .When is he goin' to contact me, I wonder. . .
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:D :D :D
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MR. ED: Yes, yes, I'm a gelding, have been, like, forever. So does
this qualify me to be a member of Jake's Eunuch Fan Base?
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And now you tell me there's Key Lime pie with a graham cracker crust in the display case!
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Thanks for the cheery note Rodney!
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After Ennis turned him away, Jack headed to Mexico.
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Senor?
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HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful! :'(
I second that! :)
Thank you kindly for the compliment.
After posting, I was afraid I had set up a much too cheap play on words. Since no-one took advantage of it, I might as well. May be it's been posted before. Or maybe it's below standard, but I've read the prostate posts, so I don't think that's it. So, anyway....
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Embraceable Ewe
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Damn, I thought I hid all those big, fat, round sugar dispensers. The one on that table over there
is still starin' me in the face. . .
. . .When is he goin' to contact me, I wonder. . .
Oh, that's funny, Bob! Very clever....face is perfect for that cap!!!
x0
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HR, the "Embraceable you" caption is beautiful! :'(
I second that! :)
Thank you kindly for the compliment.
After posting, I was afraid I had set up a much too cheap play on words. Since no-one took advantage of it, I might as well. May be it's been posted before. Or maybe it's below standard, but I've read the prostate posts, so I don't think that's it. So, anyway....
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Embraceable Ewe
Ok, I gotta say it-that is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeet......that little lamb is vewwy pwecious.... ;) ;)
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^^^^^ After Jack sets that one aside, don't ewe be expecting any virgin wool ^^^^^
:o ;) :D ;D ::)
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Sigh...Yeah, yeah...
Ahem...Ummm...uh...
"Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But...uh...but...mmm
But never doubt I love."
[/b]Sniff...
C'mere[/size]
Hamlet didn't say "C'mere"
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PRACTICING. . .
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Don't be afraid, ewe. Worried you can't be ewerself? That others might spurn ewe? Hurt ewe?
Kill and eat ewe? Remember, happy are we who are called to His supper. No matter how far ewe run,
I'll be there. If not always quite grasping ewe with an actual embrace like this, then with my heart.
For all the days of my life. Or ewers. . .forever. . .
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Boulevarde of Brokenback Dreams
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Senor Jack? ....................Pedro?...............................Jack? .............................Ennis!! ...........................
Senor Aguirre?.............................Twist?..................................Pedro?.............................................
Del Mar?.................................Senor? ............................................................................................. Anyone?
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Well, I guess I’ll see you around.
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"Well, something totally unexpected happened.
Mom said I should send you this photo but not to show it to Grandma.
Love, Kurt, Jr."
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Jack: Ennis, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted a cow and calf operation.
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whoop! whoop! this is my sense of humour exactly!
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chapeaugris, what a nice variation on our beloved story! ;)
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chapeaugris, what a nice variation on our beloved story! ;)
I was Googling images for something completely unrelated and saw that photo. No idea who they are but they had the right hair colour and "Jack" is wearing a denim jacket.
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En tout cas, it was well done! ;)
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Guy in the car:" You know I ain't queer!"
Jack: "Me neither."
Jack: "Shall I get in then?"
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FOR LOVELYSMOM
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Both thinking : Ain't I the luckiest person in the world. . . ?
I found me one of them angels who walk around masqueradin' as people. . .
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Unbeknownst to Mother Superior, Sister Clara secretly watches the FNIT on the net.
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Unbeknownst to Mother Superior, Sister Clara secretly watches the FNIT on the net.
I think a few Hail Mary's are called for there Sister! :D
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A sister act... :D
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Ennis: Anyone ever tell you your legs look kinda skinny in that coat Jack?
]ack: Stop trying to change the subject Ennis.
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Jennifer: Happy Valentines baby!
Jake: Thanks Jen
Jennifer: What are ya waitin' for cowboy? The matin' call?
Jake: I gotta go
Jennifer: Swear I didn't know we were gonna get into this again. Hell, yes I did; red-lined it all the way, couldn't get here fast enough.
Jake: I'll see you later Jen
Jennifer: I wish I knew how to quit you
Jake: Bye!
Jennifer: He wouldn't listen to me if he was going deaf tomorrow.
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Drooling dromedaries admiration
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Eva: My eyes are up here cowboy!
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Eva: My eyes are up here cowboy!
Jake: I know. Did you also know popcorn uses the principle of putting something real hard under a lot of heat until it pops?
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Eva: My eyes are up here cowboy!
Jake: I know. Did you also know popcorn uses the principle of putting something real hard under a lot of heat until it pops?
Eva: Really, well lets put that theory to the test, shall we?
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Well, here I am at the Big Farm Equipment Show on the Strip in Las Vegas. I don't know where she came from--all I asked for was to know where the hoers were. Sorry, Ennis, but low hangers are, well, low hangers. . .
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Jake: Here they come again. Try and clear your minds, make your faces blank, don't give them anything to caption!
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INTENSE STARING AT DROMEDARIES (group version)
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Ennis thinking: Damn, this boy's got a nice butt! What the hell's wrong with me noticing somthin like that?
Jack thinking: Hope my butt looks good in these new jeans I bought. Damn, I think I'm in love!
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Say Sweetheart, could I borrow this dress? I'm working on a SNL skit, and your dress is FABULOUS!
Besides, Heath says I look good in red.
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chapeaugris, I loved your story (to tears, in fact), but.... that means BITCHY BOBBY is the father-in-law-to-be???!?!? I see trouble brewin'. :D
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Ennis: To help the heiffers calf, you have to stick your arm as far as it can go way up here. . .
Jack, to himself: I know that love-sick look on that cow's face anywhere. . .
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Ennis thinking: Damn, he has a duck's walk. . .
Jack thinking: Damn, this is a cake walk. . .
T&S snidely thinking: Damn, it's a drakes' walk. . .
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Congrats to HR for the moving Embraceable-you-Caption that made it,
almost logically, into TDS! ;)
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Jack: Quit yer bitchin' Ennis, it's always you who wants to spend Valentine's Day in the friggin' cold!
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*caption spark* (as if we needed it): What happened at check-in?
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Everybody's Got a Gripe!
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Lonesome Prairie: You know, I heard Quaid got 10 times what I got. I was the *@#(% context! It wouldna made sense without the long shots of me. "Lonesome" Prairie? HELLOOOO? I feel so used. Damn that Rodrigo. And don't get me started on the Photocaptioners - do THEY ever use me? NOOOO. >:(
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Say Sweetheart, could I borrow this dress? I'm working on a SNL skit, and your dress is FABULOUS!
Besides, Heath says I look good in red.
looooooooooool ;D ;D ;D
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Mom said I should send you this photo but not to show it to Grandma.
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:) :'( :-* :-* Awwww... que c'est beau cg!! :)
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CAMERA LENS(thinking) : If he squeezes that big thing any harder I'm gonna end up with stuff all over my face.
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Everybody's Got a Gripe!
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Lonesome Prairie: You know, I heard Quaid got 10 times what I got. I was the *@#(% context! It wouldna made sense without the long shots of me. "Lonesome" Prairie? HELLOOOO? I feel so used. Damn that Rodrigo. And don't get me started on the Photocaptioners - do THEY ever use me? NOOOO. >:(
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"You think you've got it bad? Hah! All I got out of the deal was a couple of lousy satellite dishes and a poster!"
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Ennis: To help the heiffers calf, you have to stick your arm as far as it can go way up here. . .
Jack, to himself: I know that love-sick look on that cow's face anywhere. . .
Jack [thinking]: Hey, wait a minute. That ain't his arm!
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Desk clerk: Well, I'll be. . .You're the fifth male couple stayin' here tonight who've come to
these parts to do some fishin'. . . !
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It shrank so much, I can't find it anywhere. . .
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Jack: "Every year I send you a Valentine card and get nothing in return. No thank you for remembering me, no I was very touched, nothing... just flat-out nothing!"
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Desk clerk: Your key, sir. You'll find complimentary cheap soap in the room plus a sachet of eau de shit et saddle leather.
Enjoy your stay, and tell your friend in the truck that while his head may be under a rug his ass is sticking up in the air.
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Dear Alma (Jr.),
Jack and I have been having a blast. You were right in thinking that we should go on a Gay cruise and really see how our life could be. It has been a great experience for us. We met this very funny actor, you may know him as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched. His name is Paul. There was also some fella who writes books and other stories. He also is a quirky guy and talks funny. His name is Truman and I have to watch him though because he has a thing for Jack. There are so many men...and they are happy! Hope all is well with you and give my best to Jenny. See ya soon!
Love,
Your Daddy, Ennis.
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Dear Alma (Jr.),
Jack and I have been having a blast. You were right in thinking that we should go on a Gay cruise and really see how our life could be. It has been a great experience for us. We met this very funny actor, you may know him as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched. His name is Paul. There was also some fella who writes books and other stories. He also is a quirky guy and talks funny. His name is Truman and I have to watch him though because he has a thing for Jack. There are so many men...and they are happy! Hope all is well with you and give my best to Jenny. See ya soon!
Love,
Your Daddy, Ennis.
Very, very clever! For some reason, I always loved it when Uncle Arthur was on! :D
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Dear Ennis & Jack,
Hope you remember meeting me on that cruise last summer! I remember the good times we had with Paul and Truman! Would love to see your cow and calf operation sometime, but I can't even find Wyoming on the map. Be sure to watch my show every afternoon, and my frequent appearances on Love American Style and Love Boat! Notice how all my shows have "love" or "match" in the title?! Uuuhh nuuuhhh!!
Love,
Chuck
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Say Sweetheart, could I borrow this dress? I'm working on a SNL skit, and your dress is FABULOUS!
Enlightenment!
Of course he's checking out the dress. I knew he wasn't a boobasexual.
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Jake: That guy just asked me to be the father of his assbaby! Man, these DCF people follow me everywhere!
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Jack: We're always in the friggin cold....
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Twist, you wasn't gettin' paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep. And by the way, what in the hell did the two of you do to my dogs?
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Jack: We're always in the friggin cold....
LOL! ;D
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"Twist, St. Valentine's Day and you couldn't do me one long-stem rose. . . ?"
"Not on your fuckin' life, Mr. Aguirre. . ."
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Sigh...Yeah, yeah...
Ahem...Ummm...uh...
"Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But...uh...but...mmm
But never doubt I love."
[/b]Sniff...
C'mere[/size]
Hamlet didn't say "C'mere"
Oh, HR. Just lovely. Really lovely.
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Ah, good evening, everybody.
All captions deleted from Greatest Hits have now been restored. They are now in a holding thread called Caps In Waiting. When Greatest Hits reaches the month in which each cap was originally posted, I'll put them back into PCGH. Meanwhile, they are yours again.
A few days ago, someone said in commenting on a post, "I'd put it into Greatest Hits right now if not for the rules." Okay. What's being done with Hits is supposed to be a streamlining, not a punishment, after all. For anyone who wants to claim the right of quoting a favorite that falls short of the six-month rule, go ahead. Just post it to "Caps in Waiting," and I will archive it later into PCGH.
And now, back to the real point of this thread.
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What is this, Photcaptioning Fun 2 or Waiting for Fuckin Godot? Even Twist don't talk this much.
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What is this, Photcaptioning Fun 2 or Waiting for Fuckin Godot? Even Twist don't talk this much.
You're a year early, Mr Aguirre. Fuckin Godot was the fellow who came up in 64 hoping to get another gig with Jack.
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"It may be September, Jack, but every day's Valentine's when I'm with you!"
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JACK: Really, Jenny? He said I should cover up? You go tell yer daddy I'm not afraid of a few stares.
*like that pic? click it for an even more delightful 400K version.
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If we could just whisper in Jack's ear:
Jack, look at him. Now.
If you ever doubt the love.
If you ever doubt the care.
Remember this face.
Oh, please look.
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What is this, Photcaptioning Fun 2 or Waiting for Fuckin Godot? Even Twist don't talk this much.
You're a year early, Mr Aguirre. Fuckin Godot was the fellow who came up in 64 hoping to get another gig with Jack.
I'm seriously f*ckin confused.... :D
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"Dang, Jack, stop using hockey as an excuse when the kids are around."
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CSI - The "friggin cold " caption is inspired.
Tfmisc - ditto re Gyllen and Hyde
Trubrokeback - love the doggies!
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JACK: Really, Jenny? He said I should cover up? You go tell yer daddy I'm not afraid of a few stares.
*like that pic? click it for an even more delightful 400K version.
And anyway, I'm too sexy for my shirt!
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"It may be September, Jack, but every day's Valentine's when I'm with you!"
this is soooooooooooooo sweet :) :) :)
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Jack: "Every year I send you a Valentine card and get nothing in return. No thank you for remembering me, no I was very touched, nothing... just flat-out nothing!"
Love it, though it's sad! It's so 'could-have-been-like-that'... :'(
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Dr. Gyllen and Mr. Haal
Great, tfmisc! ;)
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Waiting for Godots
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"Hurry up, Jack,
Alma's busy working an extra shift with Monroe.
And the girls are at school.
We've got the flat for ourselves!"
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Jack: If you think I’m gonna freeze my ass off even for five minutes in this
weather Ennis just forget it! You’ll just have to find some other way to warm up
your dick.
Ennis: Can't ya just shut ya mouth for once Jack. ...................................
.................... Ummmmmmmmmm. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Jack: Whut?
Ennis: Disregard that instruction Jack.
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Desk clerk: Your key, sir. You'll find complimentary cheap soap in the room plus a sachet of eau de shit et saddle leather.
Enjoy your stay, and tell your friend in the truck that while his head may be under a rug his ass is sticking up in the air.
Ennis: What's a :"sashay"?
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RuPaul: Honey, "Sashay, Chanté"
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"Look, Jack, I've assumed the position. It's just not true I don't reciprocate. . ."
"The hell you do, Ennis. I drop my drawers and you position that pan handle
just so and I'm right back. . .on my back. . .
. . .Now drop that pan. . ."
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JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!
Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.
JACK: Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me!
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JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!
Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.
JACK: Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me![/center]
roco, so sad and so beautiful. Oh - if Ennis had said that only once... Only once!
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The Prairie: You think you're in the friggin' cold? ?
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JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!
Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.
JACK: Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me![/center]
Love this! :'(
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What ya waitin' for cowboy....a matin' call?
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May: Why are we always in the friggin’ cold? We oughtta go
where it’s warm. We oughtta play baseball.
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"Baseball? You been a Wrigley's Field, May? 'Cause I heard whut they got f'r boys like you at Wrigley' Field......"
CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!!! (I can dream, cain't I?)
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May: Why are we always in the friggin’ cold? We oughtta go
where it’s warm. We oughtta play baseball.
t f m i s c
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JACK: If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't put myself through this, year after year!
Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, Ya know I love you, I just don't know how ta say it.
JACK: Ya just did Cowboy, and it means the world ta me![/center]
maybe he did!
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"Jack, I've got a Snicker Bar for you."
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"Ennis, I came for another Snicker Bar."
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Jake: "I don't care if I am given an expensive gift bag. I'm not presenting at the Oscars this year or ever again. So let me be so I can read my book."
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Jack: "Lureen, I was just told by someone that you are spreading rumors that I was dead. Did you tell Ennis Del Mar that?"
(pauses and turns to the woman behind him.)
Jack: "Lady will you back off!!!... I'm using this phone!"
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Jack: "Lureen, I was just told by someone that you are spreading rumors that I was dead. Did you tell Ennis Del Mar that?"
(pauses and turns to the woman behind him.)
Jack: "Lady will you back off!!!... I'm using this phone!"
oh god yes,
i would give my life for it to be true
isa xxx
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Wyomin' Nature Chat
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Wind to Krummoltz: Allright, allright...I got a line onto that kid's subconsious-Jiminy Corndog, is he ever mixed-up; He's gonna need the white coats, he stays up here any longer-or God forbid decides to come back next year. Let's give em some help huh? I'll get the mountain over there to get all boiled up, real demonic-like, then why don't you force out one o' yer beastly, er, beastiality, er--just give us a 5-star drone, Huh? Make it good-we don't want no confused cowboys up here, like that kid last summer.....tell the slit rock to wake the hell up and get in on it. That orta send 'em tumbling ass over teakettle, real irreversible-like...
Krummoltz: Well, allright, so long as I don't hafta sing..........
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With you it's all er nuthin'.
All fer you and nuthin' fer me!
But if a wife is wise, she's gotta realize
That men like you are wild and free.
So I ain't gonna fuss, ain't gonna frown,
Have your fun, go out on the town,
Stay up late and don't come home till three.
And go right off to sleep if you're sleepy,
There's no use waitin' up fer me!
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Everything she just said.
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Cassis: C'mon Ennis, go play "Let's Get Physical" on the jukebox!
Ennis: Nah, I think I'll play "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off to Have a Good Time."
Cassie: Gawd, you can be so queer sometimes.
Alma, Jr. [thinks]: Oh yeah, lady. Pure class.
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I'm just a boy who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disappoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!
Fer a while I act refined and cool,
A settin on the velveteen setee
Then I think of that ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In a sombrero and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!
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I'm just a boy who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disappoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!
Fer a while I act refined and cool,
A settin on the velveteen setee
Then I think of that ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In a sombrero and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!
sigh...my fave Jack pic ,outside of his look at Ennis in SNIT-and perfect caption, MM.
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Out of my dreams and into your arms I long to fly
I will come as evening comes to woo a waiting sky.
Out of my dreams and into the hush of falling shadows,
When the mist is low and stars are breaking through
Then out of my dreams I'll go
Into a dream with you.
Won't have to make up anymore stories
You'll be there!
Think of the bright midsummer night
Glories we can share.
Won't have to go on kissing a daydream
I'll have you
You'll be real
Real as the white moon lighting up the blue.
Out of my dreams and into your arms I long to fly
I will come as evening comes to woo a waiting sky.
Out of my dreams and into the hush of falling shadows,
When the mist is low and stars are breaking through
Then out of my dreams I'll go
Into a dream with you....
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Jack: You got your groin all over my thigh!
Ennis: You got your thigh all up in my groin!
Staircase: OOoooooooEEEEEEEEEE! DO IT AGAIN!
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Wyomin' Nature Chat
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Wind to Krummoltz: All right, all right...I got a line onto that kid's subconsious-Jiminy Corndog, is he ever mixed-up; He's gonna need the white coats, he stays up here any longer-or God forbid, decides to come back next year. Let's give em some help huh? I'll get the mountain over there to get all boiled up, real demonic-like, then why don't you force out one o' yer beastly, er, beastiality, er--just give us a 5-star drone, Huh? Make it good-we don't want no confused cowboys up here, like that kid last summer.....tell the slit rock to wake the hell up and get in on it. That orta send 'em tumbling ass over teakettle, real irreversible-like...
Krummoltz: Well, allright, so long as I don't hafta sing..........
Loved this one.
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“There seems to be some mystery inherent in love, something we do not understand clearly
and can explain only inadequately.”
Patrick Susskind on Love and Death
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“Eros is a great daimon, a force instilling in human beings a desire for what they lack: beauty, virtue, happiness, perfection
– all of them divine attributes whose reflection the lover sees in the beloved – and finally even immortality.”
Patrick Susskind on Love and Death
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Ennis [thinking]: I never knew cigarettes, musky sweat, and a faint sweetness like grass could smell so good.
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Ennis Del Mar: Poet Laureate
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Ennis:
Greetings wouldn't be answered;
Lowered are the heads,
Which couldn't be arised to accost friends.
Upon the paths slippery and dark,
The eyes could see but a short way ahead,
And should you extend a hand
Of affection towards one,
He'd be loath to venture his out.
It's abysmally cold.
A cloud thick becomes the breath you exhale
Rising before you like a wall.
Such being your breath, what could you expect
From your friend - distant or near?
O my gallant savior, O Nazarene old,
And of sullied garb!
It is so viciously cold.
Warm be your accents,
And joyous be your heart.
Heed my salute, and let me in.
It's me, your nightly guest, the wretched waif,
It's me the hard, ailing cast away,
The world's nether cues, the jarring chord
From Rome I'm not, nor from Zanzibar,For free am
I from all colors.Come open the door, so forlorn am I.
O master, O mate, it's your guest of months and years,
Who trembles like a wave at your threshold?
Death doesn't take, nor hailstone batters me.
Whatever you may've heard is the tale
Of the cold and chattering teeth.
I've come tonight my dues to repay,
By the jug of wine set down my charges
Wherefore do you say, that it's too late
That morning's come and daybreak?
Do not be fooled - the heavens
Aflame isn't by the dawn.
O mate it's but the sky's frost - bitten ear,
The rosy welt raised by the winter's lash
Buried is the dead or dying chandelier
Of heaven's tight confine
In death - besmeared sarcophagus of the dark.
O mate, go and kindle the light of the wine
As night is as dark as the day.
Greeting would go unanswered;
Sullen is the air, doors are shut,
Heads downcast, hands concealed
Breaths mist, hearts sick,
And skeletons with crystal-bedecked. Are the trees?
Woeful is the earth, downcast the sky,
The sun and the moon befogged - it's winter.
Jack:
Ennis! Quit yer yammerin' and get in here!
"The Winter"
Mehdi Akhavan Salees
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ENNIS'S BRIEF CAREER IN LAW ENFORCEMENT
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Captain: Officer Del Mar, why did you strip search that rodeo cowboy you pulled over yesterday for running a stop sign? Running a stop sign is not probable cause to strip search somebody.
Ennis: But I did have probable cause, cap'n. He was smokin' hawt! Dayum!!
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I swear Jack, I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass, I find out who this feller is been keepin my holster warm while you're down there and I'm up here!
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'I will go down with this ship; and I won't put my hands up in surrender;
There will be no white flags upon my door.
I'm in love, and always will be....'
White Flag
-by Dido
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...so anyway, like I was sayin' earlier, we were at this dance in Childress and your Jack was just lookin the finest
man in the room in his black outfit (not that his wife didn't look spectacular in her new dress and that blonde
rinse, but she wasn't so sociable as Jack was) and first thing I know he's got me out on the dance floor - didn't
say a word, least not that I can remember, but then I've never been too good at remembering things for more
than a week or so (I think that's on account of the time I spent in that hippie commune) - and then he hightailed
it outside to the bench with my Randall -- boy were we behind the times, but that's another story -- and so his
wife Lureen, she started talkin' about his trips up here and well, after Randall and I divorced we got a lot of stuff
aired out in the counselor's office (she didn't take to me either, for some reason), and that's how I tracked you
down here can I have a drink? I'm parched.
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totally hilarious! Did not think ANYONE could make me laugh today...so glad you proved me wrong!
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^^^^LMAO, btb!! ;D ;D
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Jack: Oh my god! Fayette?? What are you doing in my bedroom? What's with all these candles? Uh, yeah, I've seen Midnight Cowboy. No, I don't wanna wear my hat right now. Yeah, I've seen The Graduate too. Wha-what are you gettin' at? Oh no, no, no... don't drop the towel!! Luurrreeeen!!!
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Shit, Lureen, I don't know how that 14" dildo and them handcuffs and the whip got in my tackle box! I don't even know what a dildo is, hardly. Yeah. Funny kinda fishin gear, all right. Whoa, what's that--a studded leather collar with "Jack" tooled on it! Dayum! Heh, now ain't that a scream? Heh. You ain't laughin, honey.
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It's Jack! It's really Jack! --Shit! Now it's caught under my belt and I can't straighten up!
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Lureen?! And LASHAWN?!! No. That ain't right. Two women gettin it on. That is really gross.
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You are under arrest boy, assume the position!
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Awwwww I wanna host the Oscars!!
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My Father in law, no I ain't seen him, why did someone take him out to the woods, shoot him in the head and leave him for dead?
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Alma: Ennis turn off that damn Footloose soundtrack!
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SNIT
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Main Entry: SNIT
Pronunciation: 'snit
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1939
: a state of agitation
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ennis: so that's what all this means, huh?
jack: it's all right, we're rewriting them dictionaries.
ennis: huh?
jack: after tonight, a SNIT will mean 'a state of ELATION.'
ennis: dontcha mean e-JACU-lation?
jack: uh, yeah... c'mere.
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) CRASH WON!?!?!??
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I'm gonna go back one more time to the latest Snow Patrol album, Eyes Open and this song, "Open Your Eyes". This is a little sad, but maybe a more hopeful ending...
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(ENNIS)
All this feels strange and untrue
And I won't waste a minute
without you
My bones ache
my skin feels cold
And I'm getting so tired
and so old
The anger swells in my guts
And I won't feel these slices
and cuts
I want so much
to open your eyes
Cause I need you to look
into mine
Tell me
that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
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(JACK)
Get up, get out,
get away from these liars
Cause they don't get your soul
or your fire
Take my hand,
knot your fingers through mine
And we'll walk from this dark room
for the last time
Every minute from this minute now
We can do what we like
anywhere
I want so much to open your eyes
Cause I need you to look
into mine
Tell me
that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
that you'll open your eyes
Tell me
that you'll open your eyes |
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Other Snow Patrol Captions
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=19593.msg725521#msg725521
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=19593.msg725161#msg725161
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"Thanks for invitin' me to Jack's birthday party Lureen.
At what point do I jump out of the cake?"
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Jamie Lee: Don’t take what my dad said about
Brokeback too seriously; he’s just jealous that
you got to play gay without wearing a dress.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:D :D :D :D :D
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Jack (whispering): Ennis...Ennis! Wake up! You're sleepin on your feet
and your breath smells like a horse.
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Jake: Oh yeah I wouldn't mind a little Mexican.
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Jake (sings and thinks): "It's so easy to fall in love..."
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Rodrigo : Mi amor, you remember my little friend Paco?
He was standin' behind me in the alley. . .
Paco, show my gringo friend here just what he missed out on. . .
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Jack, rehearsing quietly at home
Ennis' favourite mouth position
to be prepared for further FNITs and SNITs.
His admirable progress was to be shown soon afterwards
when both men met again at the Siesta Motel.
Ennis was so impressed that he suggested
Jack should never again
shut up completely...
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You're stuck on me? Very funny, Jack. Who knew it would land all the way up here. . .
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So, what, that Bobby was playin' doctor with the little Campbell boy behind the showroom. . .
. . .Oh. . . . .proctologist. . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . ..With the bigger Campbell brother. . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .How big. . .?
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totally hilarious! Did not think ANYONE could make me laugh today...so glad you proved me wrong!
I'll second AND third that, btb. The LaShawn one is Terrif. . .Into the Photo Caps In Waiting it goes. . .
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Alma Jr.: anyway his name is Nathan and he is really cute. He is single and he has a great job. And I don't know, I just thought you and him would be perfect for each other.
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Should I finally just call myself "versatile" on this manhunt.hot site. . . ?
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So your husband's name is Nathan?
Nathan... Nathan... hmmmm...
Does he wear a tattoo on his right butt cheek, by any chance?
Junior...?
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JAKE: And then, I felt his... I went like... My, his.... was so......
OMG.... His.... are just the biggest, roundest, heaviest... I moaned out loud...
And then I cccccc-----......[/b]
*pic and caption model courtesy of buteo!*
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No wonder Jack's parents
were faithful Pentecoast believers.
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St. JACK OF BROKEBACK MAKES A RARE APPEARANCE IN THE THREAD & BESTOWS HIS BLESSING UPON THE FAITHFUL
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And then he slid two fingers in... that's when I showed him what "Crushing the Banana" was.
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Jack: I bless you in the name of the father …
— um, not in the name of my father, I mean, he’s a complete jerk, so he’s out —
… and of the son …
— well, not in the name of my son either, the boy’s a whiny brat, so he’s out too —
… and of the holy spirit …
— a ghost ? give me a break, I don’t believe in ghosts; so in whose name can I bless? oh, yeah…
AH, MEN!!!
tfmisc, that was hilarious!
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Ennis: Stop staring at my ass Jack. Hell they let you do that stuff in heaven?
Jack: yep, it's heaven ain't it?
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Ennis: Stop staring at my ass Jack. Hell they let you do that stuff in heaven?
Jack: yep, it's heaven ain't it?
That's wonderful, Lola! Funny and touching. ;D :'(
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Ennis: Stop staring at my ass Jack. Hell they let you do that stuff in heaven?
Jack: yep, it's heaven ain't it?
That's wonderful, Lola! Funny and touching. ;D :'(
It's like the movie GHOST! :'(
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Justin: Jack you said I was your one and only!
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Jack (to himself): Look at him, he thinks he is the last coca cola in the desert.
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A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE
When you cry, I see your tears.
I know the pain you feel.
Though you don't see, or even hear me,
my presence here is real!
I know you love me, I've always known.
It's written in your eyes.
My love for you, it is the same,
a love that never dies!
In my last moments, I thought of you.
I whispered "Ennis", with my last breath.
They tried to rob us of our love,
but love is stronger than death!
To your side my soul then flew,
and never more will stray.
I'll be with you my dearest friend,
until your dying day.
And when you breathe your very last breath,
I'll take you by the hand.
We'll walk together, arm in arm,
into the promised land.
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A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE
And when you breathe your very last breath,
I'll take you by the hand.
We'll walk together, arm in arm,
into the promised land.[/center]
:'( :'( :'( :-*
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A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE
When you cry, I see your tears.
I know the pain you feel.
Though you don't see, or even hear me,
my presence here is real!
I know you love me, I've always known.
It's written in your eyes.
My love for you, it is the same,
a love that never dies!
In my last moments, I thought of you.
I whispered "Ennis", with my last breath.
They tried to rob us of our love,
but love is stronger than death!
To your side my soul then flew,
and never more will stray.
I'll be with you my dearest friend,
until your dying day.
And when you breathe your very last breath,
I'll take you by the hand.
We'll walk together, arm in arm,
into the promised land.
that nice white pillow has GOT to be Jack's..... :'( :'( :'(
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Couple of layers of clothing, bit of skin and bone, and there it is. Why is it so damned hard to reach Ennis's heart?
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that nice white pillow has GOT to be Jack's..... :'( :'( :'(
omg, and the blankets are purple ... our color ... the color that is always left out :'( :-* :-*
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My Father in law, no I ain't seen him, why did someone take him out to the woods, shoot him in the head and leave him for dead?
OMG, Lola, this is too funny!
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Couple of layers of clothing, bit of skin and bone, and there it is. Why is it so damned hard to reach Ennis's heart?
Oh... :'( :'( :'(
Bitch Bobby, Help! ;)
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"Thanks for invitin' me to Jack's birthday party Lureen.
At what point do I jump out of the cake?"
Pants? What do I need pants for? They'd just be in the way.
--Lureen, honey, my eyes is up here.
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"Thanks for invitin' me to Jack's birthday party Lureen.
At what point do I jump out of the cake?"
Pants? What do I need pants for? They'd just be in the way.
--Lureen, honey, my eyes is up here.
Yeah, that's right. This is what Jack's been gettin' all these years. Wipe your chin, sweetie, the drool's ruinin yer makeup.
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Brokeback Mounting
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Anatomy Lesson
Why is it so damned hard to reach your heart, Ennis?
Couple layers of clothing, bit of skin and bone,
And there it is
Beating strong and steady with your life force
Beating faster when I touch you
Beating wildly when I love you
And you cry my name out cause you can't help yourself.
But then your heart goes quiet again
Quiet and unrevealing like your damn dark eyes, Ennis
Burn me inside and out every time you look at me
Strip me naked with one glance
And then look away. You always look away.
Are you scared, Ennis?
Well, I am too.
But you're only scared cause you're alone.
You wouldn't ever be alone if you was with me.
Don't let that old ghost eat your soul, Ennis
Because fear can kill as sure as any tire iron
Even if it leaves a breathing body
And a beating heart.
Let me in, let me love you, Ennis
You know I'd dare anything for you
And if I ain't a fighter, I ain't no coward neither
And I don't give up no matter how hard the damn bull bucks.
I know you care, I know you do
I see it in your eyes, hear it in your voice
Feel it in your heart every time it beats against mine
But sometimes I do feel like it's just me doin this, buddy
The future's a heavy load to carry when you're doin it all alone.
It wouldn't weigh nothin if you would carry it with me
But even when we're close together somethin keeps getting in the way, Ennis
And it's more than a couple layers of clothing and a bit of skin and bone
I can hear it and I can feel it beating
It's so close I can all but touch it
Why is it so damned hard to reach your heart?
17 Feb 27
With thanks to Ministering Angel for the first three lines that were the springboard.
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Charlotte, I'm stunned!! Thank you so much for honouring my little caption with this superb response.
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Here it is! The naughty dance move that's the new gay club sensation:
The Hoedown Lowdown!
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Well, Jack, you know the motto of the police force:
"Always ready."
Ennis, that's the Boy Scout motto.
Oh. Well, works for me.
Works for me too. By the way--leave the shirt on for a while, okay?
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JACK: Ooooh, Officer Del Marrrrr, I've been verrrry naughty. I think you should arrrrest me, right now.
ENNIS: Uh, Jack, this is a fireman costume.
JACK: Ooooh, Mr. Fireman, I've got a fire that needs to be put out... with a big hose...
ENNIS: You been in the whiskey again, Jack?
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Ennis: Hey Alma! I think that's Minnie Angel come to call. Put the coffee on.
Alma: You sure she don't come from Texas?
Ennis: No. I read she lives in some place called Melbourne.
Alma: Maybe we could take your friend to the Knife and Fork.
Ennis: Yeah. Good idea. I think she could be the restaurant type.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
another mamo classic... :D !
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me and jack'll be havin sex all night, but i might get cold between the truck and the motel.
which jacket should i bring, alma? this corduroy or the jean jacket with the wool collar?
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me and jack'll be havin sex all night, but i might get cold between the truck and the motel.
which jacket should i bring, alma? this corduroy or the jean jacket with the wool collar?
Alma:
And don't ya forget ya leather panties, dear,
Jack will appreciate 'em, sure enough.
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Titled: AMERICAN GOTHIC SANS PITCHFORK CUM PITCHER
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Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.
...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square
You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there ;D
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Jack: Do you see us getting a dishwasher any time in the forseeable future?
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Jack: Do you see us getting a dishwasher any time in the forseeable future?
Ennis: C'mon Jack, you know the only appliance-buyin' I've ever done is replacin' a lightbulb.
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Aguirre: Hello, Enzyte.com? Yes, I'm calling in response to a flyer I found on the windshield of my car. I'd like to learn more about Enzyte, the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement.
Voice [muffled laughter]: Um, yessir. I need to ask you a few questions. Could you tell me your current, um, dimensions? [muffled laughing]
Aguirre: Well, you know a baby's little finger... hey, do I hear laughing? Wait a minute, that voice sounds familiar. Goddammit, Twist, is that you? I'm gonna kick your ass! [hangs up]
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Aguirre: Shoulda known somthin' wasn't right about a handwritten flyer.
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Jack: Do you see us getting a dishwasher any time in the forseeable future?
Good one!
Ennis: I'll load one o them thangs;...Sure, I woudn't mind a do it......
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"Ennis, maybe we could get a sitter. Take your friend to the Knife & Fork?"
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"Ennis, maybe I am bitter. I could stab your friend with a knife and fork."
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That gold you've been pannin' for. . . ? It's right before your effin' eyes, Ennis Del Mar. . .
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Thinking : Knife and Fork? Ha! . . .I'm more like Wife and Dork . .
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Febuary 7, 2007
Ennis reached for the closet door to close it lingering on the shirts hanging on th inside. Alma Jr. didn't like to talk about her daddy be'en gone, but Ennis had made she sure she knew that when his time had come he was to be buried in those shirts, just as the hung here one inside the other with a fresh pair of jeans, his favorite boots and hat.
Ennis touched the collar of the blue shirt. "Won't be long now bud...comin' soon....no...won't be long......Jack....Jack...Ah still see you in my dreams....riddin' tagether up in the Big Horns....after all this time....sometime when Ah wake...if 'n Ah just keep my eyes closed Ah can feel those big ol' arms of yours 'round me...tight.....your breath on my neck....face again' mine.....That's ....that' really you...isn't it....Jack?"
Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.
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Oh, this one has opened the floodgates again. Thanks, I love it.
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"Ennis, maybe we could get a sitter. Take your friend to the Knife & Fork?"
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"Ennis, maybe I am bitter. I could stab your friend with a knife and fork."
*snort* Classic.
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Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!
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Aguirre: Hello, Enzyte.com? Yes, I'm calling in response to a flyer I found on the windshield of my car. I'd like to learn more about Enzyte, the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement.
Voice [muffled laughter]: Um, yessir. I need to ask you a few questions. Could you tell me your current, um, dimensions? [muffled laughing]
Aguirre: Well, you know a baby's little finger... hey, do I hear laughing? Wait a minute, that voice sounds familiar. Goddammit, Twist, is that you? I'm gonna kick your ass! [hangs up]
Loved this one. I can just see Jack doing it, too.
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Febuary 7, 2007
Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.
:'( :'( :'( :'(
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Ennis when in hell are you gonna get rid of that cruddy brown jacket. Where are the fab five when ya need them?
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You called?
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Febuary 7, 2007
Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.
:'( :'( :'( :'(
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(Can you pass me a tissue please, Tru?
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Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!
Oh, that is so my kind of caption.....!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Picnic at Brokeback Mountain
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Aguirre: (looking through binoculars) Ah! Now I know.
Voice in the darkness: What do you know?
Aguirre: I know that Jack Twist is a Botticelli angel.
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Febuary 7, 2007
Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.
Daggers! This is killing me!
ack!
beautifully done!
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Picnic at Brokeback Mountain
Aguirre: (looking through binoculars) Ah! Now I know.
Voice in the darkness: What do you know?
Aguirre: I know that Jack Twist is a Botticelli angel.
A jelly botty WHAT?
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Ennis: Hey Alma! I think that's Minnie Angel come to call. Put the coffee on.
Alma: You sure she don't come from Texas?
Ennis: No. I read she lives in some place called Melbourne.
Alma: Maybe we could take your friend to the Knife and Fork.
Ennis: Yeah. Good idea. I think she could be the restaurant type.
Oh Ennis, you are sooo wrong! I don't drink coffee and you can't take me anywhere.
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We can take ya to the Daily Sheet, though! Congrats, and it was funny, too. So few of those. And I thought both the pictures were good. So there.
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Welcome to the KNIFE & FORK... otherwise known as the Wife and F**k. We only got three things
on the menu, steak, steak, and me. The steaks only come rare, and I come very well undone.
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JACK: Ennis, Alma called me n said she's tired a you mopin around n you should bring the girls back ta town n we should go fishin!
ENNIS: Jack, yer full a bullshit ... but nice try. Go rent a motel room till tomorrow, then we can go fishin!
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Now, boys, how difficult would it have been for you both to have worked that out? You ranch stiff ain't never no good at relationships.
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jack: i'm so hot for ya ennis i'm about ready to run my tongue up both yer nostrils and make sweet love to yer nose.
ennis: aw hell, you know i'd oblige ya, jack, but i got the girls and all. how about we talk about this some other time.
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Jack: Nah, Lureen never suspects anything. Like the other day, I told her that I ain't the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, and she said, 'Jack, I never, never, never ever would have suspected that you were.'
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Ennis [thinks]: God, the boy is beautiful and I love him, but he sure as hell is missin' a few dots on his dominoes.
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Jack: Hey Ennis! I just read about somethin' called a bed ache in The Daily Sheet. I got an idea how we can get our cow and calf operation.
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My Dad's bigger than your Dad!
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Who sez?
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Your Dad!
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Our Daddy loves yer Daddy!
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So what.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)
We love em too!
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Love 'em both, janjo & roco! :D
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"Ole Randall here is a true gentleman. Not once has he tried to find out if I'm a real blonde."
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oh, boy....Classic Jannis is at it again..... ;D ;D ;D
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Mini Angel is profiled in the Daily Sheet, fyi!!!!! It's very cool....
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oh, boy....Classic Jannis is at it again..... ;D ;D ;D
janjo, roco, Jannis, these are terrific! ;D
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Got my hopes up for a Return of Bitchy Bobbie!
It has been way WAY too long a dry spell.....
**hinthint*
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good tag-teaming, Janjo and roco....those kid pics are a gold mine. Might have to join in...
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(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)
You know my daddy's not no queer.....
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Mine is...and I'm making it everybody's business!!!!
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...My Dad's bigger than your Dad!
...Who sez?
...Your Dad!
lmao ;) :D
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BBM Bigger Is Better
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)
Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?
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BBM Bigger Is Better
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Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?
LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D or maybe a GAZEBO??? ;)
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out of the closet and into the shed!
(http://www.shedsandgazebos.com/images/storage-sheds-garden-shed.jpg)
ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.
jack: that's just because of the foliage.
ennis: the whut?
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Just thought I would show you folks how I originally posted this in 'Bettermost' in their "Drabblefest'. You might feel less sad knowing Ennis spent most of his years after Jack surrounded by his family. When I saw the 'ghost pic' I couldn't resist.
Mark
Febuary 7, 2007
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Ennis reached for the navy blue wool sweater pullling over his head, weary arms through the sleeves. Once covered he smoothed it on his chest admiring the heavy yarn on this chilly morning, thinking if that Christmas a few years ago when he opened the big box adorned with fancy red and green bows with this sweater Alma Jr. had knitted for him. Looking in the mirror, he sees his face lined from decades in the wind and the sun, still sporting most of his hair, now streaked with grey. He had loved living in this house, in back of Alma Jr.'s and Kurt's that he had help them buy and not long after his first grandchild was born. Playing with his grandkids in the huge back yard,watching them grow up, babysitting whenever he was needed, telling them stories of all his ranching days. Sunday dinners with his whole family in the patio when it was warm. The yard stood empty now, all three of Jr's children grown, the last just left for college this last year.
Ennis reached for the closet door to close it lingering on the shirts hanging on th inside. Alma Jr. didn't like to talk about her daddy be'en gone, but Ennis had made she sure she knew that when his time had come he was to be buried in those shirts, just as they hung here one inside the other with a fresh pair of jeans, his favorite boots and hat.
Ennis touched the collar of the blue shirt. "Won't be long now bud...comin' soon....no...won't be long......Jack....Jack...Ah still see you in my dreams....riddin' tagether up in the Big Horns....after all this time....sometime when Ah wake...if 'n Ah just keep my eyes closed Ah can feel those big ol' arms of yours 'round me...tight.....your breath on my neck....face again' mine.....That's ....that' really you...isn't it....Jack?"
Ennis....Ennis don't worry none...It's really me cowboy....Keeping a eye on ya bud. Savin' a place fer us...be together fer ever. You just...take care of yerself....and don't be worrin' none.
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Just thought I would show you folks how I originally posted this in 'Bettermost' in their "Drabblefest'. You might feel less sad knowing Ennis spent most of his years after Jack surronded by his family. When I saw the 'ghost pic' I couldn't resist.
Mark
Febuary 7, 2007
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Alma Jr. didn't like to talk about her daddy be'en gone, but Ennis had made she sure she knew that when his time had come he was to be buried in those shirts, just as the hung here one inside the other with a fresh pair of jeans, his favorite boots and hat.
That's the part that just sends me over the edge! :'( :'( :'( :'( [sobbing]
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BBM Bigger Is Better
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Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?
LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D or maybe a GAZEBO??? ;)
now that would be FABULOUS!!
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out of the closet and into the shed!
(http://www.shedsandgazebos.com/images/storage-sheds-garden-shed.jpg)
ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.
jack: that's just because of the foliage.
ennis: the whut?
Jack: Ok, Ennis don't open your eyes yet!
Ennis: Is this surprise bigger than a breadbox?
Jack: Yep! heck it's even bigger than Don Wroe's cabin.....Ennis? ENNIS, GET BACK HERE!!!
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Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!
Alma: Good to know, the girls are packed and ready to go with you and Lureen is on her way over to drop off Bobby Jr. for Jack. You all have fun now! And if I ain't home tomorrow night when you get back, don't wait up.
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BBM Bigger Is Better
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Jack: Maybe you orta get outta that there closet, find a new place ...maybe a storage shed-?
LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D or maybe a GAZEBO??? ;)
ah gads! I'm nesting quotes and chit-chatting on the captioning thread - but I have to tell you that yesterday Carol and I were at the grocery store and some woman walked past me and gave me kind of a dirty look (don't know what wadded up her panties) n.e.way, I just leaned across the shopping cart to Carol and whispered, "You ever get the feelin that like people look at you funny? like they know? And then you go outside on the pavement and everyone's a-lookin' at you?"
"Maybe you oughta get outta here. Start somewhere new. Maybe Texas?"
Of course we were laughing hysterically in the produce section.
SO right now all captions referencing that scene in the movie are my favorites.
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ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.
jack: that's just because of the foliage.
ennis: the whut?
jack: bushes
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ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.
jack: that's just because of the foliage.
ennis: the whut?
jack: bushes
ennis: the whut?
jack: (sigh) the krummholz.
ennis: oh, right, right. gotcha.
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;D ;D ;D I love that word, 'krummholz' ;so much guffawing potential.......
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Ennis: What do we do now Jack?
Jack: Get in there and untangle them coloured sheep from ours I guess.
Mind you – I kinda like them pink ones.
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Miguel: That gringo in the blue shirt eez a very pretty boy. Why don’t we invite those two over
for coffee and beans Juan?
Juan: Do we have to have beans every time? Why deedn't you bring up some tacos like I asked?
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Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!
Alma: Good to know, the girls are packed and ready to go with you and Lureen is on her way over to drop off Bobby Jr. for Jack. You all have fun now! And if I ain't home tomorrow night when you get back, don't wait up.
Thats's real nice. I always wanted ta meet Bobby n there's a circus over in Casper that Jack n the kids'll love. So don't hurry back on our account!
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/grocery2.jpg)
Mmmmmm. Wonder what those two ladies in the
produce section are findin’ so damn funny?
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Me n Jack's goin out drinkin, might be gone all night. There's a carton of cigarettes on the dresser, I filled the fridge with grocerys n
rented 10 movies fer ya ta watch! Don't wait up fer me!
Alma: Good to know, the girls are packed and ready to go with you and Lureen is on her way over to drop off Bobby Jr. for Jack. You all have fun now! And if I ain't home tomorrow night when you get back, don't wait up.
Thats's real nice. I always wanted ta meet Bobby n there's a circus over in Casper that Jack n the kids'll love. So don't hurry back on our account!
Alma: Oh don't worry, I won't hurry back. Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing" Can I borrow your pole? ;D
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(http://jibbering.com/imgs/shepherds.jpg)
omg MaMo, what a cute little ... whatever it is!! :-* :-*
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Alma: Oh don't worry, I won't hurry back. Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing" Can I borrow your pole? ;D
ENNIS: Alma, if the Good Lord wanted ya ta have a pole, ya would a been born with one!
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Alma: Oh don't worry, I won't hurry back. Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing" Can I borrow your pole? ;D
ENNIS: Alma, if the Good Lord wanted ya ta have a pole, ya would a been born with one!
ROTFLMAO!!
Alma: Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use? Fishing or otherwise!
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ennis: i dunno jack, looks a little too homey for me.
jack: that's just because of the foliage.
ennis: the whut?
jack: bushes
Ennis: Now Jack, I done told you--no more damn women!
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(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)
Alma: Oh don't worry, I won't hurry back. Actually I think me and Lureen may go and do a little "fishing" Can I borrow your pole? ;D
ENNIS: Alma, if the Good Lord wanted ya ta have a pole, ya would a been born with one!
ROTFLMAO!!
Alma: Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use? Fishing or otherwise!
Ennis (thinking): hehehehe!
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(http://jibbering.com/imgs/shepherds.jpg)
Miguel: That gringo in the blue shirt eez a very pretty boy. Why don’t we invite those two over
for coffee and beans Juan?
Juan: Do we have to have beans every time? Why deedn't you bring up some tacos like I asked?
Miguel: Them tortilla shells is hard to pack.
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(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Reunion26.jpg)
ROTFLMAO!!
Alma: Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use? Fishing or otherwise!
Ennis: Seems like The Lord knows a few things you don't Missy!
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News Flash! Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, Fed Up With Being World-Renowned Actors and Celebrities, Embark on a Second Career…
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/LGCaptioneers.jpg)
(Jake: It's time to wet my whistle! Oh yeah!
Heath: Want a cold stiff one?)
Should they have given up their day jobs? YOU DECIDE…[/size]
MagicMountain: There is a subtle subtext here, worthy of AP herself. The "wet whistle" certainly has sexual overtones, while "cold stiff one" could also be sexual, but at the same time, it foretells death quietly but powerfully. As humor, however, it is a little obvious.
jasonWV: No way, José. I don't want a cold stiff anything.
TwistandShout: I don't know. By the time Jack's wet his whistle on it, it won't be cold any longer… But tfmisc could write a better caption with half the keys stuck.
Lyle (Mooska): So could Jannis. And they both used the same picture. No challenge there. Hmm: caption idea. Cocktail series two: "Cold Cock: Opens you up and wrings you out with one slug." --Nah. Even theirs was funnier than that. Wonder if I could have them selling this picture in my next Laugh-In one? (Leaves.)
Ministering Angel: It's at least as romantic as my "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" parody.
IWishIKnew: Ah, yes--"DNA from wall to wall." A tender and lyrical ode to the season.
HR: As long as I've got Paddle Me Jack and Tickle Me Ennis, I don't care what Ledger and Gyllenhaal do.
CellarDweller115 PMs ImJackShesEnnis: Well, I don't know if it IS a Caption if they write on the actual picture! Do you think it's OT?
ImJackShesEnnis: Look, you've got Jake Gyllenhaal talking about wetting his whistle with Heath Ledger. That's "on" any Brokeback topic he likes, as far as I'm concerned. But you can ask Melisande.
CanStandIt: You know, it actually is pretty funny. I think we ought to be nice to them so they'll come back. Heath especially.
Trubrokeback: Heath and Jake, writing sexually charged captions about Ennis and Jack on a still from Brokeback. Well, a boy can dream, can't he?
gnash: I hereby offer both of them my services…to help lick that rather poor photo into shape. Gratis, if I get to help lick Heath, I mean help Heath first.
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ROTFLMAO!!
Alma: Well Lord knows it has been months since your pole was put to any good use? Fishing or otherwise!
Ennis: Seems like The Lord know a few things you don't Missy!
Alma: Yep we are quite a pair aren't we? The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways! Oh by the way Happy Anniversary!
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"All present and accounted for... We're headed to Bay City for that special screening of Brokeback Mountain. Do you think those folks in Hollywood will notice that we're gone?"
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My Dad's bigger than your Dad!
Who sez?
Your Dad!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I totally snorked my water on this one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?
aww, good one... :( :) :D
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gnash: I hereby offer both of them my services…to help lick that rather poor photo into shape. Gratis, if I get to help lick Heath, I mean help Heath first.
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LOL,,, and i almost said "My dad can lick your dad" to the swingset/bobby pics.. :D ;D ;)
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juan: what do you suppose we do now?
miguel: get on in there an untangle them sexy young american sheepherders' sheep outta ours, i guess.
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/grocery2.jpg)
Mmmmmm. Wonder what those two ladies in the
produce section are findin’ so damn funny?
tittering voices from the produce department:
IESJ: somebody's got her panties in a bunch! that woman by the nuts needs to lighten up!
IJSE: now, now, give her a break -- she's married to that queer fella we see on the sidewalk all the time.
IESJ: you mean she's married to monroe?
IJSE: not monroe, the OTHER guy that everybody stares at like they know.
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News Flash! Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, Fed Up With Being World-Renowned Actors and Celebrities, Embark on a Second Career…
Trubrokeback: Heath and Jake, writing sexually charged captions about Ennis and Jack on a still from Brokeback. Well, a boy can dream, can't he?
And don't you dare wake me up! ;D LOL! ;D
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(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/grocery2.jpg)
Mmmmmm. Wonder what those two ladies in the
produce section are findin’ so damn funny?
Alma [thinking]: And why are they buying up all the bananas?
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Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?| (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdozyembracecropped.jpg) | (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg) | (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackreunionhugcropped.jpg) |
| Ennis: Oh yeah. | |
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Tfmisc that is truly brilliant. Bravo!
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Jack: Fraid I can't make it fer fishin' this weekend Ennis.
I'm a bit tied up with the bulls.
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New from BBM & Co.
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There's sure to be a showdown at high noon when you send your
little cowboy off to school with these great boxes.
The Buckaroo (aka the Jack Twist)
This model comes with images of Jack practicing his ropin' skills on one side,
while the other side proclaims every gay cowboy's dream.
Ample room for potato peelin' knives and can openers.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/10584.jpg)
Also just released, The Lonesome Rancher (aka the Ennis Del Mar)
This model comes with displays of what that Cow 'n' Calf operation could have been.
The dome lid easily accommodates bottles of Old Rose for drinking alone or on shares.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/11611.jpg)
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^^^ oh wow those are cute tins!!
"peelin knives and can openers." LOL ;) ;D
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A hard man is good to find!
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Hey girls! I’m Ennis’ older brother KE. I hear your menfolk have bin neglectin’
you somethin’ awful. But never fear ladies - the cavalry has arrived! Come and get me!
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_3010-1.jpg)
La Shawn is momentarily speechless.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/almasmile.jpg)
Alma breaks into a rare shy smile.
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Lureen has gone back to brunette and is practising her mating call.
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/cass3.jpg)
Cassie is already half undressed.
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Even Fayette is finally looking hopeful!
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hey there KE! you got me weak in the knees
and while my crotch lost its squeeze
you take me to new heights
and i'm aimin to please!
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one word mama: kegels....
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Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?| (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdozyembracecropped.jpg) | (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg) | (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackreunionhugcropped.jpg) |
| Ennis: Oh yeah. | |
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Oh, yeah.
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(Jake: It's time to wet my whistle! Oh yeah!
Heath: Want a cold stiff one?)
Should they have given up their day jobs? YOU DECIDE…
LMAOPIMP! Hilarious, C! You know us so well! :D ;D :D ;D
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Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?
Ennis: Oh yeah.
Ouch. :'( Brilliant.
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Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/BlackandWhite.jpg)
Oh, yeah.
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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News Flash! Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, Fed Up With Being World-Renowned Actors and Celebrities, Embark on a Second Career…
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/LGCaptioneers.jpg)
(Jake: It's time to wet my whistle! Oh yeah!
Heath: Want a cold stiff one?)
Should they have given up their day jobs? YOU DECIDE…[/size]
Jannis: "I can't even read when Jake sits with his legs like that. And his hand there. You decide, guys. I'll be on the Jake's Chesthair thread."
;D
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I want a Jake's Leghair thread too! ;)
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Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white? (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/tfmiscbylinetransparent.gif)
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i64/royandronnie/BlackandWhite.jpg)
Oh, yeah.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!! That is NOT FAIR!!!
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(http://home.maine.rr.com/jackmilton/photos/BShepherds.jpg)
I told you those sheep would drift off again with you playin’ that damn harmonica.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ireland, Wales or Scotland, mamo?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ireland, Wales or Scotland, mamo?
Connemara in Ireland.
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What an amazing landscape...
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Ennis (thinking): I dunno, somehow it felt different when Jack did it.
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I hear what they got in Mexico for boys like you.
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After Jack's death, Ennis gave the straight life one more try but his heart just wasn't in it.
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Ennis (thinking): I dunno, somehow it felt different when Jack did it.
looked a little more convincing too.... :-\
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Jeeeez... she must have had sushi for lunch!
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Ennis (to himself): I think I'm gonna like Mexico!
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Jack [thinking]: Shit. Why am I always caught between a rock and a hard place?
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Lureen [thinking]: Oh god! My roots are showing. I can just feel it. I knew I should have touched 'em up more than three times this week.
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Randall [thinking]: Poor Jack, he's got it so bad. That Lureen seems like a real bitch. I hear their boy takes after her too. God knows LaShawn's a challenge to live with, but at least she knows better than to carry a white purse before Easter.
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Lureen: Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto. And an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend!
Jack and Randall: **gulp**
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Randall [thinking]: Poor Jack, he's got it so bad. That Lureen seems like a real bitch. I hear their boy takes after her too. God knows LaShawn's a challenge to live with, but at least she knows better than to carry a white purse before Easter.
Lureen: It is a silver purse, thank you very much, and yes, I'm psychic. I get it from Fayette.
Jack: <gulp!>
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Randall [thinking]: Poor Jack, he's got it so bad. That Lureen seems like a real bitch. I hear their boy takes after her too. God knows LaShawn's a challenge to live with, but at least she knows better than to carry a white purse before Easter.
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/BBM_cd2_0617.jpg)
Oh, you shouldn't have brought me into this, ass face! Jesus Christ, What a picture! So, this is the new one, huh Dad? Doesn't seem your type. For one thing, he speaks more than 2 words at a time, and he doesn't have a Spanish accent and ask for money up front. Oh, I see, an animal husbandry major? What the hell kinda stupid degree is that? How many animals you husbanded? He he he. Oh, never mind, I've seen your wife! Hey, Randy, does this bring back some fond memories? Squeeeeel squeeeel! He he. Now, FYI, my dad is a former sheepherder y'know, so he might go baaaa baaaa instead. I'm sure you'll be able to make that adjustment, ya' filthy bastard. And just look at Mom. What a trainwreak! Just totally out of it from huffing all those Miss Clairol chemicals. I really ought to charge admission to this funhouse!
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Perry: You know it could be like this, just like this always.
Truman: Actually it couldn't, you are hanging in a few days hon.
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(never seen this pic... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - photoshopped?)
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Jack's Subconscious: Oh yeah! I got him now! I know that postcard means just what it says and nothing more! I know my En! It's why I haven't quit my job or told Lureen I'm leaving for good! But now I'll drive up there pretending to expect something different---he'll freak-reject me and cause me such pain that I'll have my excuse for Mexico and more! Plus I'll get all all the sympathy! And here's the best part! His rejection will remind me of when my Dad pissed on me and beat me! It will make me feel that bad only next month I'll get some reconciliation from En that I never got from the old man! This is going to be great! woohooo!!
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John Twist Sr.: You can not escape me.
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(never seen this pic... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ - photoshopped?)
no. I've seen this before. it's not photoshopped.
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Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.
Get Shorty
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I'm not gonna say any more than I have to, if that.
Get Shorty
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You know, Ennis, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy f**k.
Saturday Night Fever
(http://www.squashduck.com/ltd/bbm/images/images/PDVD_088_jpg.jpg)
The only way you're gonna survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying
to jam you into. You let 'em do that and you're gonna end up in nothing but misery!
Saturday Night Fever
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When you're this cool, they're out to get you.
The Fonze
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The annual gathering of the Childress Cod-Clutching Society
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Jack, I knew you felt bad but ain't this takin things to extremes?
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John Twist Sr.: You can not escape me.
Oh, jason, this is so deep. I'm gonna need a therapy session after this one. :D
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Jack, I knew you felt bad but ain't this takin things to extremes?
Good one! Very clever! :D
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What're ya waitin' for, cowboy...a matin' call?
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Gotta go. My matin' just called.
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What're ya waitin' for, cowboy...a matin' call?
Do matin' calls get any louder than that?
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Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?| (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdozyembracecropped.jpg) | (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisAlmaweddingphoto.jpg) | (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackreunionhugcropped.jpg) |
| Ennis: Oh yeah. | |
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OMG....love it!
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Hey everyone.....rather than qoute every caption, just wanted to say the recent ones have been great! y'all had me laughing out loud this morning!
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The annual gathering of the Childress Cod-Clutching Society
Is that what they were fishing for? Cod?
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Black Sheep: Did you ever feel like there’s a whole world
of color around you and you’re stuck in black and white?
Ennis: Oh yeah.
OMG....love it!
THere's no way you could have known, tfmisc, but that is exactly how Carol and I describe what it was like meeting each other.
:'( :D
happy tears. great caption.
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Sheep thinkin' : If this is any indication, Ennis is goin' to stay a virgin a REAL long time. . .
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Jack: "You got the entry fee in your pocket, Ennis?"
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That's probably been done before? :P
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"You got crud in the corner of your eye. . ."
"Your nose runnin'? It's a little crusty. . ."
"Can I lick it off. . . ?"
"Me first. . ."
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That's probably been done before? :P
Not by Ennis, it hasn't.
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Workin' on this display, can't help but think of Monroe. . .
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaah :'(
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Rick B has struck again.... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Waaaah is right! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( The Notorious RickB does it again! Thank you, sweetie. :-*
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oh boy, there i go again :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Michelle: Okay, who is The Notorious RickB?
Heath: I haven't got a clue!
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OMG, Lola, THIS is The Notorious RickB:
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=17834.msg584352#msg584352
He has done some of the GREATEST captions ever. The above one was the first ever, I believe, to take a serious look at the film through captions. He doesn't work much now, but his most recent one shows what he is capable of when he does. He can also be hysterically FUNNY!
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LOL Sorry I know who he is, but Michelle and Heath don't! It was a lame attempt at humour! :D
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LOL Sorry I know who he is, but Michelle and Heath don't! It was a lame attempt at humour! :D
Oh, ok, Lola, I wondered how you might not have heard of Rick. My bad! ;)
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"Look at me, Jack Twist, you fuckin' look at me, an hear me good.
This ain't what I want, Jack, I want to be with you, but I can't, not now.
My girls need me, I can't let them down. You gotta understand.
If it was up to me, things'd be different. Real different,
you know that, but things ain't up to me, never have been....
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/cookiebbcp/BBM/Ennis30.jpg)
Oh, fuck , what have I done? Jack ain't gonna love me after this..."
Rick B
Sad as it was Ennis did the right thing, put his daughters and Bobby before Himself and Jack
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Thanks Daddy!
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Sad as it was Ennis did the right thing, put his daughters and Bobby before Himself and Jack
Did he really?
The gap between whether this was 'right' or 'wrong' is, IMHO, what the whole movie deals about.
I don't think there's a perfect right-or-wrong, put children before-or-after.
It's different variations of love that all compete and struggle to survive at the same time.
Impossible to resolve, perhaps.
Eternal contradictions.
(Wrong thread, I know, but felt the urge to respond on the spot... ;))
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Thanks Daddy!
You're welcome!
Now my love has gone forever, but I won't leave you until the divorce.
Are you happy now?
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Thanks Daddy!
You're welcome!
Now my love has gone forever, but I won't leave you until the divorce.
Are you happy now?
But he didn't leave after the divorce! His kids were not what stopped him, but I do respect and admire him for putting them first.
Like you say wrong thread! ;)
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Hmmm... I have really a lot of things on my mind concerning that discussion
which we've already had a bit on the same issues last year (almost a year ago, I think), but well...
...wrong thread! ;)
(see my post # 1312 above)
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Hmmm... I have really a lot of things on my mind concerning that discussion
which we've already had a bit on the same issues last year (almost a year ago, I think), but well...
...wrong thread! ;)
(see my post # 1312 above)
We could go in General Discussions, you start and I will follow. You know I always respect your opinions! :-*
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Ennis (to himself): Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers? Sheesh Jack I don't know what the hell half this stuff is. I knew marrying that guy was a mistake. I don't know why we can't just have beans for dinner.....do me fine.
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The Notorious RickB does it again!
Does what?
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Ennis (thinks): Hollandaise sauce mix? Mix? I guess Jack ain’t really queer after all.
ROTFLMAO!!! I didn't want poor Ennis's head to explode!! :D Hey I use the mix!! LOL
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Monroe: Hey Alma I like to do that thing that makes babies, you know what I'm saying?
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Sad as it was Ennis did the right thing, put his daughters and Bobby before Himself and Jack
Did he really?
The gap between whether this was 'right' or 'wrong' is, IMHO, what the whole movie deals about.
I don't think there's a perfect right-or-wrong, put children before-or-after.
It's different variations of love that all compete and struggle to survive at the same time.
Impossible to resolve, perhaps.
Eternal contradictions.
(Wrong thread, I know, but felt the urge to respond on the spot... ;))
At that time the DelMar/ Twist children needed their daddys a lot more the Ennis and Jack needed eachother. Parents personal lives never should take priority over minor children.
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Ennis (to himself): Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers? Sheesh Jack I don't know what the hell half this stuff is. I knew marrying that guy was a mistake. I don't know why we can't just have beans for dinner.....do me fine.
fantastic ;D ;D ;D
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Ennis (to himself): Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers…
Ennis (thinks): Hollandaise sauce mix? Mix? I guess Jack ain’t really queer after all.
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I think this is way funnier than what I said!! LOL
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You still go making Hollandaise sauce with that Jack Twist?
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Monroe: Boy, it's a good thing it was peanuts and not Hollandaise sauce.
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Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't
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Oh Roco, so true, so true........
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Oh, fuck , what have I done? Jack ain't gonna love me after this..."
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Rick B
OMG-just kill us and be done with it, Rick! :'( :'( :'(
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Jack, I knew you felt bad but ain't this takin things to extremes?
You know, Jack, that'd be a much more effective attention-gettin ploy if that lasso o' yourn didn't reach the ground.
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Gotta go. My matin' just called.
I love this.
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Jack: "You got the entry fee in your pocket, Ennis?"
Ennis: Oh, I think you'll find I got me the winnin entry in here. And in a minute, it's gone a be in there.
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Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't.
This is really good.
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Ennis (to himself): Filet mignon, asparagus, hollandaise sauce mix, parisienne potatoes, mascarpone cheese and lady fingers? Sheesh Jack I don't know what the hell half this stuff is. I knew marrying that guy was a mistake. I don't know why we can't just have beans for dinner.....do me fine.
Ennis: I don't see much pointing in ridin' lady fingers, m'self.
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Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't
Daily Sheeter and a lesson to us all.....
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Ennis (thinks): Hollandaise sauce mix? Mix? I guess Jack ain’t really queer after all.
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Ennis: There again, I could be wrong.
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Ennis: You been to Holland, Jack? Huh? 'Cause I hear what they got for boys like you in Holland.
Jack: Hell no, I ain't been to Holland. What give you that idea?
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OMG you guys are killing me!!! LOL
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Grampa, Dad put hollandaise sauce in my Kraft Dinner!
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Ennis: I don't see much pointing in ridin' lady fingers, m'self.
LMAO!
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Jack: My momma, she believed in the Hollandaise sauce mix.
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Ennis: You know I ain't queer.
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Jack: Me neither.
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Least not "make your own Hollandaise from scratch" queer.
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It's All Lola's fault
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Ennis: Jack..........now don't go all Hollandaise on me.....
Jack: I'll see ya next month, then-AND DON'T EXPECT NO MIX, YOU SONOFAWHORESONEBITCH!
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Lureen: Knowing you, Jack, its probly some pretend Hollandaise sauce mix....
Jack: Wives don't never seem to wanna cook with their husbands... Why d'ya suppose that is, Lureen?
Randall: I like my sauce on weekends, with some fish, and a little whiskey-y'know?
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Ennis: Eatin Hollandaise sauce ain't natural, Jack. I'm afeard a gone blind or somethin.
(http://web.mac.com/sic3/bbm/f/images/bb271.jpg)
Jack: Then you got nothin to worry about, Ennis. It ain't Hollandaise sauce you been eatin.
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Basque: Hollandaise? Jeez, what queers.
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Oh...my...god...!!!!!!!!
Hollandaise sauce is officially the funniest condiment ever!
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No More Hollandaise Beans!
(if you listen reallllly close, you can hear Jack say it ;) )
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R&R... ;D ;D ;D 'i'm a feard a gone blind'-Ennis the Beveryly Hillbilly!!!
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November?
Wat is er verdomme mis met augustus?
Moet je goed luisteren, we hebben augustus gezegd, negen, tien dagen.
Christus, Ennis!
Waarom heb je me dat niet eerder verteld?
Whut?
For isa
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Lureen: Knowing you, Jack, its probly some pretend Hollandaise sauce mix....
Jack: Wives don't never seem to wanna cook with their husbands... Why d'ya suppose that is, Lureen?
Randall: I like my sauce on weekends, with some fish, and a little whiskey-y'know?
Very clever work here CSI. Very clever.
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Hollandaise.
And Hollandnights, too.
Is that a fuckin' problem?
Forgive me. This is so awful...but I couldn't resist
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ENNIS: Whut you mean, yer haulin days is gittin sour?
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Ennis: You know I aint Dutch.
Jack: Me neither.
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BASQUE: Firzt dey ask fer dat Hollandaize sauze, now dey vant thiz zoop.....
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Dem boyz iz queer fer zhur.
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At Exactly 4:50 The Assbaby Pops Out Of Jack's Oven.
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November?
Wat is er verdomme mis met augustus?
Moet je goed luisteren, we hebben augustus gezegd, negen, tien dagen.
Christus, Ennis!
Waarom heb je me dat niet eerder verteld?
That's the ultimate 'Hollandaise' caption for me - loved it...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't...
I second the message of this wonderful, tragic post.
And it makes me cry... :'(
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At that time the DelMar/ Twist children needed their daddys a lot more the Ennis and Jack needed each other. Parents personal lives never should take priority over minor children.
There is no more or less. It's not a quantity thing that solves relationships between lovers or parents/children.
And the children are a part of their parents' personal lives, so how can there be a priority against them?
I think the worst thing for children and their fragile souls is when they start to sense that their parents, out of a false honesty, refuse their own happiness and put the final responsabilty upon them. Like "Well I would have like to lived that way, but hadn't the right to, because you were still little children..." That's taking children as an emotional hostage.
After the divorce (result of Ennis' lack of honesty towards himself, towards Jack and his children) Ennis became pretty much a weekend father, even less afterwards. So what kind of priority was that? And the girls could feel that his heart belonged not to their mother, not to Cassie, but to someone else he sent away the first time they laid eyes upon him. They must have felt pretty guilty when growing up, if anything. Daddy had to sacrifice s.th. because we existed.
All I say doesn't diminish AT ALL that he sincerely loved them "to pieces", as he put it.
Could we move the sharing of these thoughts over to the General Discussion Thread, please?
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We could go in General Discussions, you start and I will follow. You know I always respect your opinions! :-*
Ok, Lola ;) :-*, I'll lead the way over there as I've been PMed and contacted by many other DCFers, too.
See you there!
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Well Jack, we lived our lives the way everyone else wanted us to n this is where it got us.
I hope they're happy cause I sure ain't...
I second the message of this wonderful, tragic post.
And it makes me cry... :'(
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Make my sauce Béarnaise!! Grrrrrrrrr...
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I stole your shirt. . .
You stole my heart. . .
. . .And you need to steal away from this dump, Ennis.
. . .For the two of us. . .
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^^^^^^^^
Beautiful...
Sad...
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Jack: Ennis did you bring the hollerin' sauce?
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Ennis: got the whip cream right here! can't wait to make ya holler!
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Every Child's Dream
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Junior: Daddy we just want you to be happy
Jenny: Yeah, as long as it's with Mommy! And we're all back together!
Every Child's Fantasy
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Junior: Dad, can your friend take me to my prom?
Jenny: And mine too Daddy!
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Ennis: Hey Jack. What is this sauce stuff you added to the beans?
JacK: Hollandaise sauce.
Ennis: Whut?
Jack: It's white Ketchup Ennis.
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Oh...my...god...!!!!!!!!
Hollandaise sauce is officially the funniest condiment ever!
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Ennis: The funniest whut?
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You been window shoppin' in Amsterdam Jack Twist?
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mamo and tfmisc, excellent! LMAO! :D :D ;D
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"Got sauce?"
"Let's whip us up a batch right now. . ."
"Box or can?"
"Well, unless you're really a Jacqueline. . . . . . ."
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Got sauce?"
"Let's whip us up a batch right now. . ."
"Box or can?"
"Well, unless you're really a Jacqueline. . . . . . ."
:D :D :D :D :D
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Tent don't look right. . .
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Ennis: You been to Holland, Alma fuckin’ Del Mar?
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You been to Holland, Alma, fuckin Twist?
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Jack: I was hopin’ you’d let me stick my finger in your…
Ennis: I ain’t no dyke!
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Love it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'm wearin this dutch cap cause I don't want no more ass babies!
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Ennis: Hollandaise don't taste right.
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Shit, Jack, after I so carefully arranged my eggs so alluringly in this here basket. . .lookin' like
they're ready to crack right open. . .what the hell are ya lookin' in the pot for? None of those
photo cappers looked in the damn pot. T H E Y knew where to find the sausage and
eggs alright. . .They even added the hollandaise. . .a right nice touch. . .mighty neighborly. . .
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Junior : Are you the bullshitter. . . ?
Jenny : . . .Or the rodeo clown. . . ?
Together : Mom and Dad always get you confused. . .
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Ennis: Hollandaise don't taste right.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Precious! :D ;D
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Toto I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Wyoming anymore.
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(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Blech.jpg)
Alma, contemplating the turkey, suddenly realizes : My God, after all those years with Ennis, is that what it looks like from behind. . . ?
Ennis, realizing the same thing. . .
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(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Blech.jpg)
Alma, contemplating the turkey, suddenly realizes : My God, after all those years with Ennis, is that what it looks like from behind. . . ?
Ennis, realizing the same thing. . .
;D ;D ;D
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ALMA thinking: I hope he burns in HELL!
ENNIS thinking: I feel like I'm in HELL!
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We could go in General Discussions, you start and I will follow. You know I always respect your opinions! :-*
Ok, Lola ;) :-*, I'll lead the way over there as I've been PMed and contacted by many other DCFers, too.
See you there!
See ya there, I will bring the asparagus and the sauce (with the forbidden name) LOL
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Jack: Where the hell you been? Up with the sheep all day, I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is Hollandaisse sauce....................!
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Jack: Where the hell you been? Up with the sheep all day, I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is Hollandaisse sauce....................!
ENNIS: That ain't Hollandaisse ya fool, I wrung it out before I left n forgot ta get rid of it!
JACK: Hmmm ... sure did like that nutty flavor, ya got any more?
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Jack: Where the hell you been? Up with the sheep all day, I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is Hollandaisse sauce....................!
ENNIS: That ain't Hollandaisse ya fool, I wrung it out before I left n forgot ta get rid of it!
JACK: Hmmm ... sure did like that nutty flavor, ya got any more?
(http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/GoneFlauwPittypat.jpg)
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RDJ: Dude, Fincher wants the next take to be just like #95,876,274 but with more feeling.
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Daddy, what's an "ass-baby"?
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can someone PM the location of a copy of this without the hat please.
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)
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Sorry this just cried out to me
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q219/jpwagoneer1964/jack_ghost.jpg)
Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
There is some love that will not
go away
You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
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can someone PM the location of a copy of this without the hat please.
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)
Jack: Why Nax ya got a problem with my hat? ;)
Ennis: Yea he has a problem with your hat, you look like in idiot!
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/Titanic.jpg)
Love is a Force of Nature
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Robert: Don't look now, but I think those two guys over there are making out.
Jake: Really??
Robert: Yea, you into that kind of stuff?
Jake: Who me?
Robert: Yea you?
Jake: I don't know, you into that kind of stuff?
Robert: I am asking you first?
Jake: I am asking you first?
Robert: Na, I ain't into it.
Jake: Na, me neither.
Robert: You wanna go have a cocktail after work or something?
Jake: Sure a cocktail is good.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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At that time the DelMar/ Twist children needed their daddys a lot more the Ennis and Jack needed each other. Parents personal lives never should take priority over minor children.
There is no more or less. It's not a quantity thing that solves relationships between lovers or parents/children.
And the children are a part of their parents' personal lives, so how can there be a priority against them?
I think the worst thing for children and their fragile souls is when they start to sense that their parents, out of a false honesty, refuse their own happiness and put the final responsabilty upon them. Like "Well I would have like to lived that way, but hadn't the right to, because you were still little children..." That's taking children as an emotional hostage.
After the divorce (result of Ennis' lack of honesty towards himself, towards Jack and his children) Ennis became pretty much a weekend father, even less afterwards. So what kind of priority was that? And the girls could feel that his heart belonged not to their mother, not to Cassie, but to someone else he sent away the first time they laid eyes upon him. They must have felt pretty guilty when growing up, if anything. Daddy had to sacrifice s.th. because we existed.
All I say doesn't diminish AT ALL that he sincerely loved them "to pieces", as he put it.
Could we move the sharing of these thoughts over to the General Discussion Thread, please?
Sounds like you are trying to justify leaving ones family The Priority is raising your kids. It the children that pay the price when their parents split, being carted of from home to home. We make choices an commitments and have to make the best of them.
Be happy to discuss this on another thread but can't locate it.
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http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=17.new#new
Here ya go!
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Sounds like you are trying to justify leaving ones family.
The Priority is raising your kids. It the children that pay the price when their parents split, being carted of from home to home. We make choices and commitments and have to make the best of them.
Be happy to discuss this on another thread but can't locate it.
I don't think you see my point at all.
You misinterprete my sentences and read something in them which isn't there.
It has absolutely nothing to do with priority.
I don't justify anything, there's nothing to justify.
Come over to the General discussion thread where a heated discussion is on its way already. OK?
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Day Late and a Dollar Short Dept.
Please, MadCappers: PMs only for any further discussion on the above topic. I've done enough post deleting for now!
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Jenny Del Mar tries her hand at rodeo!
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Because I liked you better
Than suits a man to say,
It irked you, and I promised
To throw the thought away.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/worldbetweenus.jpg)
To put the world between us
We parted, stiff and dry;
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/forgetme.jpg)
‘Good-bye’, said you, ‘forget me.’
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/iwill.jpg)
‘I will, no fear’, said I.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/wherecloverwhitens.jpg)
If here, where clover whitens
The dead man’s knoll, you pass,
And no tall flower to meet you
Starts in the trefoiled grass,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/haltbytheheadstone.jpg)
Halt by the headstone naming
The heart no longer stirred,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/ladthatlovedyou.jpg)
And say the lad that loved you
Was one that kept his word.
A. E. Housman
… "Jack, I swear –" he said,
though Jack had never asked him to swear
anything and was himself not the swearing kind …
I feel that, in his own way,
Jack did pledge his love to
Ennis by, amongst other gestures,
tenderly whispering “it’s alright” during
their second night together in the tent;
and by taking, keeping and cherishing the shirts.
I found this to be my most difficult post, but I’m glad I’ve done it.
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That is beautiful Dylan. :)
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Because I liked you better
Than suits a man to say,
It irked you, and I promised
To throw the thought away.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/worldbetweenus.jpg)
To put the world between us
We parted, stiff and dry;
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/forgetme.jpg)
‘Good-bye’, said you, ‘forget me.’
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/iwill.jpg)
‘I will, no fear’, said I.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/wherecloverwhitens.jpg)
If here, where clover whitens
The dead man’s knoll, you pass,
And no tall flower to meet you
Starts in the trefoiled grass,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/haltbytheheadstone.jpg)
Halt by the headstone naming
The heart no longer stirred,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/ladthatlovedyou.jpg)
And say the lad that loved you
Was one that kept his word.
A. E. Housman
… "Jack, I swear –" he said,
though Jack had never asked him to swear
anything and was himself not the swearing kind …
I feel that, in his own way,
Jack did pledge his love to
Ennis by, amongst other gestures,
tenderly whispering “it’s alright” during
their second night together in the tent;
and by taking, keeping and cherishing the shirts.
I found this to be my most difficult post, but I’m glad I’ve done it.
bravo :-*
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Dylan has struck again.
And yet again it's breathtaking, beautiful and brilliant.
Merci.
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Who is this shy PhotoCapper who brings joy and tears with each rare, treasured post?!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureenfur.jpg)
LUREEN'S TO-DO LIST
buy new pair of shoes
buy cartons of cigarettes
get my damn cadillac washed
go pick up bobby from detention
try and find a bigger massage wand
cancel that shopping date with lashawn
do my hair
do my nails
do the carpets
match the drapes
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Jack: You been to Mexico Ennis Del Mar?
Ennis: Yeah. That a problem?
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Brokeback replay – Summer 2007
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)
Ennis: What’s the mardi gras all about? My folks spoke English
Jack: Well it’s when all the queer guys like us go marchin’ down the main street a town.
Ennis: You may be queer Jack but you know I ain’t.
Jack. You just ain’t had the opportunity ta find out.
Ennis: Well I’d need about 20 years to think about it.
Jack: 20 years ta think about whether you wuz queer!?
Ennis: Nah. 20 years ta think about whether ta try it out.
Jack: What would ya like for ya weddin’ present Ennis?
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/cowboyhorse.jpg)
Jack thinks about his last trip to Mexico and all of the sudden Ennis' news about November is not an issue.
(http://home.earthlink.net/~backtobrokeback/images/bbmextrapic4.jpg)
Jack: "Okay, Fine. I'll see you in November."
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(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)
"Daddy, Why has mommy been such a bitch lately?"
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Brokeback replay – Summer 2007
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g153/averybell/Methodist.jpg)
Ennis: What’s the mardi gras all about? My folks spoke English
Jack: Well it’s when all the queer guys like us go marchin’ down the main street a town.
Jack: And then the next day is Ass Wednesday, uh, Ash Wednesday.
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(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/jack.jpg)
Jack: "I may come back next year if American Idol don't get me first."
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/duet2.jpg)
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Because I liked you better
Than suits a man to say,
It irked you, and I promised
To throw the thought away.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/worldbetweenus.jpg)
To put the world between us
We parted, stiff and dry;
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/forgetme.jpg)
‘Good-bye’, said you, ‘forget me.’
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/iwill.jpg)
‘I will, no fear’, said I.
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/wherecloverwhitens.jpg)
If here, where clover whitens
The dead man’s knoll, you pass,
And no tall flower to meet you
Starts in the trefoiled grass,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/haltbytheheadstone.jpg)
Halt by the headstone naming
The heart no longer stirred,
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w309/lateandunexpected/ladthatlovedyou.jpg)
And say the lad that loved you
Was one that kept his word.
A. E. Housman
Apologies to everyone else for quoting this in its entirety--but I want it in my permanent file.
You don't say much, Dylan, but you get your point across.
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BALLAD OF THE SAD CAFE
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Miranda Priestly: [to Lureen] “There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?”
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureenfur.jpg)
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(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k189/skinnjes/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)
"Daddy, Why has mommy been such a bitch lately?"
Ennis: cause she is married to me!
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/EnnisJackdutchcap.jpg)
Ennis: You know, Jack, when you said you was gone a go on a tear, I kind a thought you had somethin else in mind.
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Make my sauce Béarnaise!! Grrrrrrrrr...
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Oh. Oh. Oh. That hurts.
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Jack: "I cannot believe I left my Blue Parka up there."
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Simon: Sorry Lureen you are not going to hollywood. Although I thought your redition of Maneater was interesting!
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureenfur.jpg)
Lureen: I can do better!
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Shes a maneater
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy shell chew you up
Oh here she comes
Shes a maneater
Paula: Thanks hon, but it's a no!
Randy: Sorry dawg.
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(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/Holland.jpg)
Ennis: You ain't serious.
Jack: Hell I ain't. You don't start a ranch with me, I'm joinin a convent.
Ennis: Uh, Jack, I think it's only women in a convent.
Jack: I told you I was serious.
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(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm333.jpg)
Jack: Hey Ennis, you wanna go to Disney World?
Ennis: Yep, you're a real thinker there. Goddamn. Jack fuckin' Twist; got it all figured out, ain't ya?
Jack: Jesus lighten up Ennis, I got some frequent flyer miles I wanted to use, that's all.
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(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/poot.jpg)
Jack: Ya know, I'm pootin' four hours a day. Dammit Ennis, I told you no more beans!
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Alma thinks: Great. Not just ass-babies, but DUTCH ass-babies. They probably don't eat nothin but Hollandaise sauce and ladyfingers.
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Mrs. Twist: Hollandaise sauce Ennis? Really, my boy made a great Hollondaise sauce?
Mr. Twist: Told you he was gay didn't I, said it for years, but did you listen?
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Jack: No, no, I think I'll just sit like this, thanks. From now on.
Ennis: So you wasn't a sinner after all. Heh, heh, heh.
Jack: Oh, shut up.
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ENNIS: Jack, get up here. Supper's ready.
JACK: What's fer supper?
ENNIS: Sausage n apples.
JACK: Hot Damn ... my favorite!
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"Battle of the Stupid Headgear" heats up!
(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9984/heath66ee0.jpg)
Okay, Jack. If you're going to be a Dutch dyke, then I'm going to be Aunt Jemima. In capris. Top THAT, bottom boy.
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Okay, Jack. If you're going to be a Dutch dyke, then I'm going to be Aunt Jemima. In capris. Top THAT, bottom boy.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/goaboydc/auntjamima.jpg)
Mr. Ennis you is bad! Yo lawdy hoo hoo!
You, as Aunt Jemima; it ain't fittin', it just ain't fittin'...it ain't fittin'.
(NB-No malintent here. Just going with the Aunt Jemima theme.)
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Thanks, Magic Mtn for the nice compliment....
I have about 3 pages to catch up on, but I'm already guffawing over the 'caps' and other silly stuff....too funny, people!!!
Dylan, you heartbreaker...I love that poet Houseman-he puts the 'quite' in 'unrequited'.....
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"What's everybody talking about?...this 'saucy' new book?"
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Ennis: Boy, oh boy, i wonder what kinda disease Jack's got....I better call and find out. I hope he can make November; no wonder I never got this postcard back until now. Maybe we should go some place warm; yeah, that'll cure him. I can't wait to tell him. God, I missed em bad this time....
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Jack: No, no, I think I'll just sit like this, thanks. From now on.
Ennis: So you wasn't a sinner after all. Heh, heh, heh.
Jack: Oh, shut up.
Oh, very good, very good.....
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Rules of the Game
(http://www.darkhorizons.com/2005/brokeback/mount35.jpg)
Cap'n del Mar, this is Cap'n Twist.
Cap'n Twist, this is Cap'n del Mar.
Cap'n del Mar, you call the toss.
Tails
Tails it is. Cap'n del Mar wins the toss.
Does he ever...
(Smiles)
Now, both 'a you have played before,
but I still gotta explain the rules.
First, the goal is to capture the other's heart.
Get it and hang onto it.
Cap'n Twist,
You must play the game at all times as though
you have never gotten his heart.
even though the odds are with your skills
and his defenses, that will happen early.
Under no circumstance are you to stop
playing for the heart. For example, if you try to help
del Mar with his paralyzin' fear, the game is over.
Do you understand?
Yessir.
Cap'n del Mar,
You must play most of the game in silence.
You are allowed one grunt every two downs,
And a full sentence per quarter.
But under no circumstance are you to
reassure Cap'n Twist of your feelings in any way.
Do you understand?
You bet.
And for both of you,
the mere mention of the word
Love
by either of you will cause the game
and the universe as you understand it
to end.
Do you understand?
Yep. Uh Huh.
Go to your benches.
At the bell,
Come out lovin'.