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This is a sequal to the original "Bring Your Humor Here" thread.
The purpose of this thread is to share jokes and funny emails, images and videos.
Please follow the forum's rules regarding images, making sure they conform to size restrictions, that the images are not copyright protected, and do not contain nudity.
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YAY!!!
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This has probably been manipulated, but it's funny anyway!!
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YAY!!!
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damn! That's an angry looking pup! LOL
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It looks like a shaved miniature Schnauzer, but yes he looks angry!!
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/i-dont-think-i-get-enough-credit-for-the-fact-that-i-do-all-of-this-unmedicated-51d35.png)
:laugh:
was this posted tonight due to your lack of meds today?
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Oh, Covid related humor!
(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/I%E2%80%99ve-noticed-a-lot-of-you-are-not-posting-selfies-anymore-since-the-beauty-salons-have-closed-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/When-this-is-all-over-please-continue-to-stay-at-least-6-feet-away-from-me-ecard.jpg)
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I love wititudes!
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/Im-not-one-to-brag-but-totally-got-out-of-bed-today-ecard-green.jpg)
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this one is a problem for me, because I've had people at work tell me about my facial expressions.
:laugh:
(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/controlling-my-tongue-is-no-problem-its-my-facial-expressions-that-need-work.jpg)
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:laugh:
was this posted tonight due to your lack of meds today?
Pretty much!!! :laugh:
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LOL !
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/Im-not-one-to-brag-but-totally-got-out-of-bed-today-ecard-green.jpg)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I am not sure if I should clap or cry.
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(((Elenita)))
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This cracked me up, Fritz!!! :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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^^^^^^^^^^
LMAO
That facial expression! Priceless!
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Right now, it's the full moon period.
This is why this made my day !!
NSFW
;D
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:laugh:
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Love it Fritz. ;D
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^^^^^^^ I LOVE the last one!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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There was one that made me laugh out loud, but I didn't think I could put it here.
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where's the y ?
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Mean.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Thanks Larry OregonDoggie!
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^^^^^^^JEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!! ;D
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In the Sydney Morning Herald Today
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”
As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.”
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;D
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:laugh:
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!!
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LOL
Corona library!
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^^^^^ That is so cool, Fritz! What a great idea.
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A senior West Wing staffer told Trump that he had a dream, and in that dream Trump got his huge military parade after all, complete with hundreds of thousands of cheering, flag-waving people lining the streets.
"Was I smiling?" Trump asked.
"I don't know," the aide replied. "It was a closed casket."
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Oooooooohhhhhhh. SLAM!!!!
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Wicked!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlZg-dObruo
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:o :o :o
8)
;D
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Oy. And I mean OY. It's almost not funny because that is EXACTLY how it would have gone.
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Oy. And I mean OY. It's almost not funny because that is EXACTLY how it would have gone.
And he sure as hell would NOT have gone down with the ship. He would have been on the first lifeboat, throwing off the women and children.
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Some might say that the following joke is a little sexist (although this is certainly not the intention - I just found it and think it's really funny:), that's why I decided to put it NSFW
LOL
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I don't think it is, but I'm not sensitive about things like this. I too think it's funny!! ;D
And I TOTALLY agree with the sentiment!! :D
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;) ;) ;)
Knew you would.
♥
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^^^^^^ ❤️❤️❤️
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:-*
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;D
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A still life for today... - NSFW
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;D
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Oh jeeeez!
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;D
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In reference to T's denigrating a certain corporation in a swing state.
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This one made me LOL!!
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This one made me LOL!!
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Funny series.
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Since the US holiday Labor Day is this coming Monday.....
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LOL !
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twice?
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;D ;D ;D
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;)
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I'm sure you've seen this but thought I'd post it anyway.
Your giggle for the day.
Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.'
The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'
The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?'
The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'
The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin?'
The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'
The first one says, 'Faith and begorrah it's a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'
The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'
The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'
The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self!'
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'
Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again!'
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Love it!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NvK1KpRTEs
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;D ;D ;D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oW1CN8sbw0
Randy Rainbow! "I Miss The Good Old Days…" Don't we all. Pretty much anything Randy does is anti-Trump, so amuse yourselves with his song parodies!
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I've been seeing a lot of his work on Facebook, he's hysterical.
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My laugh of the night - hope you'll love it too:
(maybe NSFW)
https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120016262_3206612099408244_1753525826256763529_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=d7m7f332KjwAX-3xl1e&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=e6bf07b834950de19cf0e8231d103aae&oe=5F8FBBE2
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:laugh: :laugh:
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;D
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My laugh of the night - hope you'll love it too:
(maybe NSFW)
https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120016262_3206612099408244_1753525826256763529_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=d7m7f332KjwAX-3xl1e&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=e6bf07b834950de19cf0e8231d103aae&oe=5F8FBBE2
:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;)
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Oh dear! lol
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NSFW
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--L0p8ei1zVA/TZJnVfHVACI/AAAAAAAAVS8/H0emYvOPGus/s1600/couples-massage.jpg
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Oh dear! lol
HEH HEH! :laugh:
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Love it!
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NSFW
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--L0p8ei1zVA/TZJnVfHVACI/AAAAAAAAVS8/H0emYvOPGus/s1600/couples-massage.jpg
*giggles*
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Yes, Tim Whyatt is one of my favorite cartoonists! He"s got just enough twist in his humor to give it a really funny edge.
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He certainly does! ;)
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120095610_10220795245064167_1526680949781482740_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=0mnK_eIgATEAX_PY4m2&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2377e58818daaf4daea976df1931cc3c&oe=5F94DD87)
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f06ed7a5bde02ee25f320aea063a7404)
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120998922_10220999577331131_5006263496224495561_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=IxMIFSUD7jwAX-jXMqS&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=944af408fa6e93e29dfa17457d8e8b75&oe=5FA37D9C)
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:laugh:
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;)
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121107760_3257387514330702_1292521482257771312_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=6HQ0Dk_uZKQAX_uZFTL&_nc_oc=AQkGdeyqztFQX4RX4UW4I9ks3GFOwxF6EZtwi_aFq9B91shyVmrT0Qkbuf6WrxJLRvPkBq7xC7byYSLvPC7Qx_Z5&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=a41173c31bac7cc856c780b8f2a7ad5a&oe=5FA41898)
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120998922_10220999577331131_5006263496224495561_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=IxMIFSUD7jwAX-jXMqS&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=944af408fa6e93e29dfa17457d8e8b75&oe=5FA37D9C)
I LOVE this. I'm going to get Jonathan this for Christmas!!
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121107760_3257387514330702_1292521482257771312_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=6HQ0Dk_uZKQAX_uZFTL&_nc_oc=AQkGdeyqztFQX4RX4UW4I9ks3GFOwxF6EZtwi_aFq9B91shyVmrT0Qkbuf6WrxJLRvPkBq7xC7byYSLvPC7Qx_Z5&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=a41173c31bac7cc856c780b8f2a7ad5a&oe=5FA41898)
OMG!!!!
I laughed so hard!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I LOVE this. I'm going to get Jonathan this for Christmas!!
I need that too. As a framed picture AND as a bathing suit.
;D
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OMG!!!!
I laughed so hard!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm glad you did!
♥
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121168300_1088889028174850_1995347196693610796_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=Mi1d5I1ox7IAX9Jz6w7&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=33fca3aa3f163e1c742cafee8544da4c&oe=5FA731D3)
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:laugh:
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This is great:
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121468266_3360734650673538_7174260279635969039_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=JwJxG1r6JKYAX85fuiV&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=619121346e9a2b7428582226a117a87a&oe=5FAD7A7C)
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lmao! Fall definitely feels that way.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121321589_10164647039200195_2105530594461651080_o.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=84rYvioqXcEAX8vH5kQ&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=4c06fe7e8c3e2f51b5c720c800dcd3b1&oe=5FAF7E59)
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^^^^^^^
I love it but it is sad. Had she been living under a rock?
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/74612479_3148070481901066_4123203286020915200_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=YAeT84eVGegAX_sqQYF&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=fc2349228677e59822b09bf949f061ef&oe=5FB181A5)
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:laugh:
Reminds me of this:
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED781/5d1751fae8421.jpeg)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:laugh:
Reminds me of this:
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED781/5d1751fae8421.jpeg)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121015872_10158093380214531_729572093608480282_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=2VNaI439GjQAX--3KQv&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2e193df2637908cfabf99b486cc55eb1&oe=5FB51470)
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:laugh: So true!
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121015872_10158093380214531_729572093608480282_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=2VNaI439GjQAX--3KQv&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2e193df2637908cfabf99b486cc55eb1&oe=5FB51470)
Ain't it the truth!!
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Murder hornets!
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ZOOMBIES!
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/122821527_4626884970686269_1520504311222375800_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=wBF-qX2QVIcAX9lLHnq&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=c25364404acfb8d32ebdee7a42120744&oe=5FBD5221)
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Found the first nest in the United States in Washington State.
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Found the first nest in the United States in Washington State.
Yes, I heard that. They were able to find and destroy it. Apparently they captured two or three hornets, and put radio transmitters on them. One of hornets led them back to the nest, and they destroyed it.
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/123295705_4653479461360153_3399862407488614219_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=2&_nc_sid=ad2b24&_nc_ohc=kJILfQdHiWQAX_vBX1Z&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=1398be687a81860b63425f18576567d8&oe=5FC4698F)
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:o
Could this be Sue's car? ;)
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/125373700_10225575094063141_2389551767362835701_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=zhYItxb0QNIAX9TSEsZ&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=a194dcbee5f8b9326e7a3de0e1c16c8c&oe=5FD6145F)
IT WAS JUST A BAD DREAM
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If only that were true
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I know...
I think it's a great work of photoshop, and I love the scene.
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This just in:
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They are, of course, two-dollar bills. Oh, the irony.
No word on whether the new currency will be accepted as legal tender in Monopoly, the Game of Life, etc. No word either on whether Paramount Studios, owner of the Star Trek license, is planning to sue over copyright infringement re: the Space Farce, er, Force logo, which looks suspiciously and with a predictable lack of creativity like the Starfleet delta insignia…
(Not sold to non-Caucasians, non-heterosexuals, non-Southern Christian Conservatives, or other lesser so-called peoples.) (Offer void where prohibited due to possession of native intelligence.)
Let us be TRULY THANKFUL that this is the very LAST Thanksgiving at which we will have to acknowledge Donald J. "Lord of the MAGAts" as Prezzo!
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/128280825_3599907286733718_581997791796528536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=uuOZuuXSOBsAX-0iyaq&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=3028a877134ce9d82a96d17dc9b25333&oe=5FE988B7)
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This just in:
Be A Proud Patriot today! You can show your solidarity with our Beloved Soon-to-Be-X-Leader by adding some Gen-U-Wine Space Force Govmint-Issued CASH to your genius bank account!!! Collect, sue for, steal, or take as a bribe from Russia your very own (subject to legal judgements) FULL COLOR bills as shown on the Weather Channel Ads and probably in other places many good people shop for outstanding quality items!!
They are, of course, two-dollar bills. Oh, the irony.
No word on whether the new currency will be accepted as legal tender in Monopoly, the Game of Life, etc. No word either on whether Paramount Studios, owner of the Star Trek license, is planning to sue over copyright infringement re: the Space Farce, er, Force logo, which looks suspiciously and with a predictable lack of creativity like the Starfleet delta insignia…
(Not sold to non-Caucasians, non-heterosexuals, non-Southern Christian Conservatives, or other lesser so-called peoples.) (Offer void where prohibited due to possession of native intelligence.)
Let us be TRULY THANKFUL that this is the very LAST Thanksgiving at which we will have to acknowledge Donald J. "Lord of the MAGAts" as Prezzo!
https://proudpatriots.com/products/u-s-space-force-genuine-legal-tender-u-s-2-bill?variant=31498506338361&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwf39BRCCARIsALXWETxAm7IEuf_9LrhJJMsM7cFvpN_N7NT_ibxyduncFUsoE5wAWHoQ7isaAknMEALw_wcB
You'd have thought they would have used genuine three dollar bills.
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One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, walked away.
The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Trump. I've told you each time that he's no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."
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That's sweet! Fun too, but mainly sweet :)
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Yes it definitely has a sweet ring too it. Mainly happy ring though!!
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One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, walked away. The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Trump. I've told you each time that he's no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."
LOL
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi0yNzdjNWEwZDBmMDI0Mzhi.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/sorry-i-confused-your-sweater-for-an-ugly-christmas-sweater-3qZ.png)
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(https://ronniesdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/all-i-want.jpg?w=584)
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(https://data.whicdn.com/images/45929483/original.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy00OWNhN2MwOWNmODFhZmZi.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1292713070890_5508069.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/MWEEZ7santa-claus-naughty-list-christmas-season-ecards-someecards.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy05NzIzOWU4YWIxOTJkZWFl.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1346806547274_2230745.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi0yNzdjNWEwZDBmMDI0Mzhi.png)
I love this!
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(https://data.whicdn.com/images/45929483/original.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy05NzIzOWU4YWIxOTJkZWFl.png)
Oh my!
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spreading the holiday cheer! ;)
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it sure does! ;)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/130308282_10157256384186467_2092429420031796737_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=yzpfbSEsNVIAX8v5K51&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=db071928d9a2a66d4e84bd688ac5b63a&oe=5FF5F42C)
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LOL
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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So true too!
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;)
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NSFW but sweet
http://files.bjland.ws/blog/PLAYGUY7-1_003_romeo.jpg
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/05a6aa7e8eb991fbde7f8197c96d5c4ba9e679c2b57e48f50b1cf60118136b6d.jpg)
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/131057860_3511504768884780_6260707757220606206_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=3g9N4GfWf2gAX-qYBMw&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=8ff5a4c98e90549ad8a53e69ed49720b&oe=5FF96061)
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;D :laugh:
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:laugh: JEEEZ! :laugh:
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This has as good a chance as any of his other moves.
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/130572404_4831082986933132_4216912631376929956_o.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=2&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=mfQG7NicR_wAX94l_qX&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=ca9137500399cf4a25cbb9a9e22b3469&oe=5FFBD5D5)
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:laugh:
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This has as good a chance as any of his other moves.
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/130572404_4831082986933132_4216912631376929956_o.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=2&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=mfQG7NicR_wAX94l_qX&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=ca9137500399cf4a25cbb9a9e22b3469&oe=5FFBD5D5)
Better, I would say. And hasn't the Dumpster gotten nice and slim in that drawing?
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(https://cdn.swoozies.com/product-images/291140/38218-500.jpg)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/b4/7c/f9b47caa8c84bb4ccdca423081f06c04.jpg)
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(https://cdn.ecommercedns.uk/files/5/227995/1/4960371/image.jpg)
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:laugh: :laugh:
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Oh my!
;D
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(https://cdn.swoozies.com/product-images/291140/38218-500.jpg)
I love this.
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/b4/7c/f9b47caa8c84bb4ccdca423081f06c04.jpg)
Riiiiiight.
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O. M. G.
I immediately forwarded this to several people. This would make a GREAT New Year's card. For those of us not eating conspiracy theories like Fritos, anyway. Thank you, Fritz! I vote this your best contribution EVER! Merry Nondenominational Winterfest or Christmas as it tickles your fancy!
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/b4/7c/f9b47caa8c84bb4ccdca423081f06c04.jpg)
This one really works for me, too. Happmerrapychristmachanukwanzaakah, Chuck!
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O. M. G.
I immediately forwarded this to several people. This would make a GREAT New Year's card. For those of us not eating conspiracy theories like Fritos, anyway. Thank you, Fritz! I vote this your best contribution EVER! Merry Nondenominational Winterfest or Christmas as it tickles your fancy!
Thank you!
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/136783766_4944787775562652_3187558094799292089_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=2&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=ESqiQbxCDnkAX9lw6Q9&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=bbfa09cd466b99ec17307fd685261039&oe=60206629)
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almost cynical
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This is great!
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YMRA
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;D
:o
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LOL
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I love it!!
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Apparently, Bernie Sanders sitting at the Inauguration with legs crossed, and mittens, has become a meme.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CKSqbGLgkrR/?fbclid=IwAR0WBC3yZhQwndLMJ2fpON4q402zXkhIocIaR1-ZZEp7R2SoVQgTwuG8IXo
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LOL
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great!
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even better
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lovely
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not bad either
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Bernie's memes are so good! :laugh:
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NSFW
A friend of mine saw that the other day here in the forest! No photoshop, real. :o
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:laugh: That forest is not suitable for children!
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Well...
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Oh my!!!!! lol
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Oh my!!!!! lol
And not lions and tigers and bears.
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Oh my!!!!! lol
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And not lions and tigers and bears.
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Very good imagination on the part of the builder!!
I wonder who modeled for him?!?! 8)
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One can only speculate. ;)
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One can only speculate. ;)
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The new maid in the White House looks a little suspicious indeed.
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Yep!
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Fire her!!! :laugh:
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DOUBTfire
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;)
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Bernie must be very light!!!
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A feather guy...
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That is too good!
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https://djtrumplibrary.com/
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sweet
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What the hell is there worth anything to put in a library except for his hairpieces and maybe big orange pumpkin??? >:(
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What the hell is there worth anything to put in a library except for his hairpieces and maybe big orange pumpkin??? >:(
…Which is what I thought: his tweets on permanent scroll, plus a Cox channel guide with Fox channels circled? A McDonald's menu? His Obama urinal target? Redacted tax returns and a case of empty fake tan spray-bottles?
If you haven't checked this out, Linda, do yourself a favor. It's GOLD!
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Yep! The humor is a bit subtle.
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…Which is what I thought: his tweets on permanent scroll, plus a Cox channel guide with Fox channels circled? A McDonald's menu? His Obama urinal target? Redacted tax returns and a case of empty fake tan spray-bottles?
If you haven't checked this out, Linda, do yourself a favor. It's GOLD!
Oh and a thousand greasy empty KFC buckets.
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Yep! The humor is a bit subtle.
Fritz, he and his followers would not know subtly if someone used a shovel full of it to hit them in the face!
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…Which is what I thought: his tweets on permanent scroll, plus a Cox channel guide with Fox channels circled? A McDonald's menu? His Obama urinal target? Redacted tax returns and a case of empty fake tan spray-bottles?
If you haven't checked this out, Linda, do yourself a favor. It's GOLD!
They left out the swastika flag in the Alt Right Auditorium as well as huge pictures of his heroes Putin, and Kim Jong Un.
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They left out the swastika flag in the Alt Right Auditorium as well as huge pictures of his heroes Putin, and Kim Jong Un.
Plus genuine riot-worn "Camp Auschwitz" sweats framed like sports jerseys, and the Klucker outfit donated by David Duke.
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OMG !!
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Nope - I did NOT create covid.
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Nope - I did NOT create covid.
Well, it wouldn't be you.
The first column is your birth month, so in December it says "the MSM". Your fave color is blue, which is "created covid", and your first initial is "I-J" which is 'on a socialist dare'.
So the conspiracy theory that aligns with all that is: The MSM created Covid on a socialist dare.
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Yes, that's it!
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Obama drank the blood of a bald eagle for the ghost of Hugo Chavez.
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Oh my...
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Excellent!
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I love it!! :laugh:
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"Of course you make me laugh. Just not out loud."
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:-X :-X :-X
;) Has to be from The New Yorker.
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Yep!
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I just posted this on a friend's FB page.
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You thief you!
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Welcome to the club, Chuck!
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Grrrrr...
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OMG!!! This is fantastic!!! :laugh:
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I'm glad you love it as much as I do!
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Jimmy sent this to me on Instagram.
CANDLE SALAD
Candle salad is a vintage fruit salad that was popular in America from the 1920s through to the 1960s. The salad is typically composed of lettuce, pineapple, banana, cherry, and either mayonnaise or, according to some recipes, cottage cheese. Whipped cream may also be used.
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I don't know if it was just a simpler time back then....... or maybe not!!!
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No doubt it was designed by a gay man who pulled a fast one.
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Jimmy sent this to me on Instagram.
CANDLE SALAD
Candle salad is a vintage fruit salad that was popular in America from the 1920s through to the 1960s. The salad is typically composed of lettuce, pineapple, banana, cherry, and either mayonnaise or, according to some recipes, cottage cheese. Whipped cream may also be used.
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I don't know if it was just a simpler time back then....... or maybe not!!!
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:o ;D 8) :-X
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This is SOOOOOO Jimmy!
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No doubt it was designed by a gay man who pulled a fast one.
Probably!! ;) :D
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This is SOOOOOO Jimmy!
Isn't it though?? !! :laugh:
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Yeah, like YOU are shocked........ NOT!!
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You think THIS is suggestive, just google Candle Salad. This one is tame!!! 8)
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Isn't it though?? !! :laugh:
Yep!
*smiles*
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You think THIS is suggestive, just google Candle Salad. This one is tame!!! 8)
;) ;) ;)
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;D ;D ;D
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I needed some belly laughs today, so here you go!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Truth in advertising.
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This made me laugh more than some of the ones I posted Fritz!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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AND LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST.....
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Truth in advertising.
Yep!!! :laugh:
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Great one about the monster!
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Should Mar-a-Lago be renamed Mount Vermin?
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LOL
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Excellent!
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lmao! These are great!!!
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omg! This reminds me that when I worked in the grocery store, we had the label machine that made labels that looked like this.
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At the time we had a manager named Bob who was not liked, and one day a disgruntled meat room employee checked the text on a label for a meat cut we didn't usually get, to say something rude about Bob the manager.
Well, by chance, not long after that, we got that cut of meat, so the label was printed multiple times, but no one noticed. Someone happed to go past the meat counter, and saw rows of meat that were labeled as "Bob sucks moose c*ck"
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They were immediately taken down and retagged.
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Great one about the monster!
I thought so too!!! ;D
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Excellent!
This one was my absolute favorite!!!
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lmao! These are great!!!
I know, right??!! I was going through these today and really belly laughing, and Lilia was looking at me like I'd lost my mind!!!
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Well, by chance, not long after that, we got that cut of meat, so the label was printed multiple times, but no one noticed. Someone happed to go past the meat counter, and saw rows of meat that were labeled as "Bob sucks moose c*ck"
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They were immediately taken down and retagged.
OMG!!!!! I laughed so hard at this!!!
This is an absolute HOOT!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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This one was my absolute favorite!!!
;) ;) ;)
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Someone happed to go past the meat counter, and saw rows of meat that were labeled as "Bob sucks moose c*ck"
:o
;D
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Very often true.
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LOL !
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:o
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LMAO - indeed!
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*nods*
That's so often the case!
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Many wicked ones - I like them all! :)
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Don't worry--we can cure him in Bible study!
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Bundles are the easy ones. It's "puddles" or "lakes" that'll put iron in your stomach!
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I would have loved to send this to friends of Jonathan's who named their son...... wait for it......
PEREGRINE!! ?? !!
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I would have loved to send this to friends of Jonathan's who named their son...... wait for it......
PEREGRINE!! ?? !!
Peregrine: noun - a powerful falcon found on most continents, breeding chiefly on mountains and coastal cliffs and much used for falconry.
adjective - coming from another country; foreign or outlandish. "peregrine species of grass"
'outlandish', what a perfectly ideal name for a child. ::) :laugh:
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I would have loved to send this to friends of Jonathan's who named their son...... wait for it......
PEREGRINE!! ?? !!
That's very British. Sounds great in the yearbook or on the resumé. The trouble is, what do you call the kid? Perry? Grin? Reggie?
My brother named his son after himself. Perfectly ordinary--Stephen. BUT--they didn't pick a nickname. So AS SOON as the boy was old enough to do something his father could also have done, the confusion started. I suggested Stee-J. Got nowhere.
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Hope he wants to wander like a pilgrim.
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Peregrine: noun - a powerful falcon found on most continents, breeding chiefly on mountains and coastal cliffs and much used for falconry.
adjective - coming from another country; foreign or outlandish. "peregrine species of grass"
'outlandish', what a perfectly ideal name for a child. ::) :laugh:
I still cannot figure out where they came up with the name. It is not a family name. I feel so sorry for him when he starts school. I still don't know what to call him when they are around. I have a really hard time calling him that name.
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I still cannot figure out where they came up with the name. It is not a family name. I feel so sorry for him when he starts school. I still don't know what to call him when they are around. I have a really hard time calling him that name.
Oh, Auntie, you should give this to them.
It is an excerpt from a book called "Growing Up Gay" by Funny Gay Males. In this chapter they talk about the names given to gay kids. Of course, we don't know if Peregrine is gay, but this still goes for them.
In an effort to forge masculine identities, some parents - in displays of wishful thinking- often chose overly butch names for us. Well guess what? If they named us Brick, it didn't ensure that we'd turn out to be rugged construction workers. We could've just as easily ended up a tortured homosexual in a Tennessee Williams play. This principal also holds true for our sisters. If a girl was named Daisy, it didn't mean that she'd grow up into a dainty flower - she might have blossomed into an outdoorsy type who enjoyed lugging around hundred-pound bales of peat moss.
In conclusion, the naming of any child - gay or straight- is a complex issue, and we can offer but one rule of thumb. As a parent, try to imagine that named being called out on the first day of school, and if there is the remotest possibility of laughter, pick something else. And we don't want to hear that an unusual name builds character. Character is formed from observing parental behavior; it is not a muscle built up from having to carry the burden of being named "Silas" or "Wendall". We firmly believe that parents should be severely limited as to how they label their offspring. Forsynthia and Marsden should not be allowed! In fact, we believe that, by law, every birth certificate should have the following provision that has to be signed before the document is issued: Warning: Picking a name for your child is not an opportunity for you to express your creativity. If you feel the need to be creative, take a pottery class, or write haiku.
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Cueing up "A Boy Named Sue"
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I'm just glad I wasn't there when the conversation went down, because I would've been like this:
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When Jonathan and Amy told me what they named him, I was absolutely floored! I asked them what possessed them to name him that, and they didn't have a clue.
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A vital topic.
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^^^^^^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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LOL
Every dog owner should purchase a copy of this.
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^^^^^ I'm sorry, but this would absolutely have to have been self published!
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;D
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:o :o :o 8) 8) ;) ;)
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It needs a nice sour cream dip.
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It does. Urgently!
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Had to steal that one for Gary's page!
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;)
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:o :o :o 8) 8) ;) ;)
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THAT is a classic "hidden" (or not so!) ad. They were very common in the 70s. Remember, anyone, the Triumph TR7 ad for its somewhat phallic car: "The Shape of Things to Come?" And of course every roll-on deodorant bottle is phallic. I remember being shown an ad of a glass of iced whisky that had been altered so that there was a couple having sex drawn in the pool of whisky on top of one of the ice cubes.
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A vital topic.
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I mean, we always knew. So tragic that Vlad Putin, like Ennis, simply cannot accept himself. And aren't we lucky that capitalists are NEVER gay? Whew! What a relief!
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THAT is a classic "hidden" (or not so!) ad. They were very common in the 70s. Remember, anyone, the Triumph TR7 ad for its somewhat phallic car: "The Shape of Things to Come?" And of course every roll-on deodorant bottle is phallic. I remember being shown an ad of a glass of iced whisky that had been altered so that there was a couple having sex drawn in the pool of whisky on top of one of the ice cubes.
;) ;) ;)
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I don't think this is intentionally funny, but I find it hilarious that the Duchess of Windsor is giving another party guest the middle finger for daring to wear the exact same dress back in 1966.
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Window blinds!
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MY BODY IS NOT A TEMPLE......IT'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I saw this on a bumper sticker the other day and laughed all the way home!! ;D
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;D
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LOL
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Oh! Is THAT what he was speaking? I thought it was Moronish.
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There was a band called 999 megabytes....
They still don't have a gig.
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LOL
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There was a band called 999 megabytes....
They still don't have a gig.
Jeez! ***Shakes head***
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NSFW
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LOL!
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NSFW
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I snort laughed and woke Oliver up. :laugh:
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It would be nice to be that stiff again.
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It would be nice to be that stiff again.
I would think it would hurt! :-X
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;)
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There was a band called 999 megabytes....
They still don't have a gig.
Ow. I think I broke my humerus.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQTuFudB028
Now you know why they call him "Randy" Rainbow…
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NSFW
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Ow ow ow ow--and I don't even HAVE one of those left-hand thingies!
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;D ;D ;D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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LOL!!
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;) ;) ;)
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LOL
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;D ;D ;D
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Not so funny, in fact...
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Oh yeah!
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Good one!
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LOL
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That must be Mr S's age!
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Likewise.
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Ahem. That's anti-rat, anti-spoiled mayo, anti-pickle, Fritz. I thought we were all more sensitive than that here! Next thing you'll be making questionable comparisons between the NRA and, say, botulinum toxin. With a diarrhea chaser.
I vote we put Marjorie Taylor Greene and her soul-sis from CO in a pit with all the guns they want. Catch: neither can come out alive. Then Hawley vs. McConnell, fighting over a 5-minute oxygen canister in a vaccuum!
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A sweet grandmother Telephoned St John's Hospital. She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
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Cat smacks dog out of sleep
https://youtu.be/Ctl8vNzro2s
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lmao!
To quote one of the posters on that video.....
Two slaps: one for the smell and one for the audacity
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;D
Scammy: We need to repair the operating system on your computer.
Wife: Ok, I don’t know anything about computers so you will have to help me.
Scammy: Go to your computer.
Wife: I am there
Scammy: Go into your windows.
WIfe: Ok but I thought we were fixing my computer?
Scammy: We are:
Wife: Ok I have my window open.
Scammy: Go to your start button.
Wife: You want me go back to my computer? I am looking out my window like you told me to.
Scammy: I mean your computer windows.
Wife: You did not explain that to me
Scammy: Are you in front of your computer now?
Wife: Yes
Scammy: do you see a box called xxx
Wife: No, there is nothing like that .
Scammy: Look to the left and see the icons, tell me what you see.
Wife: Nothing
Scammy: Do you see and runs through a list
Wife: No, my screen is just black
Scammy: Is your computer turned on?
Wife: You never told me that… you want me to turn it on?
Scammy Irritated now) : Yes Tell me when it is up
Wife: Ok.. (She goes and gets coffee and looks at me laughing because she bet me she can keep him online for 10 minutes at least)
Wife: (Nowhere near her computer) Ok I am back at my computer, what do you want
Scammy: Do you see a list of icons like this?
Wife: Yes I see them now.
Scammy: I want you to open a dialogue box by this method. (Gives her directions)
Wife: I am writing this down, can you repeat step 3?
Scammy: Repeats the steps
Wife: Ok, I think I wrote it down correctly, let me read it back to you (as she has written nothing, she misses some.)
Scammy: No You missed step 4
Wife: Ok, lets start over, hang on I have to get a fresh piece of paper,,, She gets scammy to run through the entire process again
Wife: Ok, I think I have it now, just one question?
Scammy: What ?
Wife; Do you honestly think I am going to have someone call me out of the blue to tell me my operating system needs repaired and I am just going to be gullible enough t allow you to do whatever you want? Does your mother know you try to steal for a living? She must be so disappointed in you.
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The current (11th) Earl of Sandwich.
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lmao!
To quote one of the posters on that video.....
Two slaps: one for the smell and one for the audacity
Yes that is so true!!! :laugh:
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This isn't funny, but it is an amazing video.
The poor horses were running hell bent for leather before it exploded.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=404140500359166
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Yikes!
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Yikes!
Yes, that was some event, Fritz!!
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;) ;) ;)
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LOL
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Oooooooh…another reason to LOVE Cadbury!
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Been there, done that! TODAY!
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;D ;D ;D
"The sun is snowing"
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Yep!
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OMG! They have NJ as we hate everyone! LOL
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Ingli!
A Spanish speaker goes into a men’s clothing store in Miami to look for a pair of socks. The clerks start bringing him, suspenders, belts, etc., etc. … nothing works until finally, someone guesses it right, and they bring out the socks. Overjoyed, the man exclaims: “ˇEso sí que es!” At this the clerks are totally disgusted , and they say: “żWhy didn’t you spell it in the first place?”
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I had to say it out loud....... then I rolled my eyes!! :laugh:
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Mi tu !!
:o
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Ingli!
A Spanish speaker goes into a men’s clothing store in Miami to look for a pair of socks. The clerks start bringing him, suspenders, belts, etc., etc. … nothing works until finally, someone guesses it right, and they bring out the socks. Overjoyed, the man exclaims: “ˇEso sí que es!” At this the clerks are totally disgusted , and they say: “żWhy didn’t you spell it in the first place?”
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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LOL
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My late kitty would get into any bag or box left around. If our site hosted pictures, I could put several classic ones of her in here!
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:laugh:
that's just wrong! LOL
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Hilarious!
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lmao!
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I'd laugh, except it's too close to the truth!! :P
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oh my...
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;D ;D ;D
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Hercules: World's Greatest Masochist! Attempts to pill cat while NAKED!
(If I had a dollar for all the times my late kitty managed to spit it out ANYWAY… Loved this one, Chuck!)
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Hercules: World's Greatest Masochist! Attempts to pill cat while NAKED!
(If I had a dollar for all the times my late kitty managed to spit it out ANYWAY… Loved this one, Chuck!)
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Oh yeah, there were times that we had to give the cats pills, it was such a fun time. :laugh:
Our very first cat was not 'our' cat. She was a neighborhood cat that stopped at various houses, and ours was the only one she would come in, and we were the only ones she trusted enough to sit on our laps.
One day, we had to take her to the vet, and she was cooperative, until we got home and had to give her pills.
My mother sat down by her on the floor, and started talking to her as if she understood, held a pill up, and said "Do you see this, you need to take it."
The cat hunched herself up, and (I swear to God) said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then let out such a hiss. I get it, it was a high pitched howl, but it sounded just like she was screeching "No".
My mom got up, smashed the pill in water on a spoon, and held it out in front of her, and said "You need to take this. Either you take it this way, or we'll need to force you."
Hand to heart, that cat walked up, licked the spoon clean, and that's how we gave her every pill after that. :laugh:
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LOL
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Oh yeah, there were times that we had to give the cats pills, it was such a fun time. :laugh:
Our very first cat was not 'our' cat. She was a neighborhood cat that stopped at various houses, and ours was the only one she would come in, and we were the only ones she trusted enough to sit on our laps.
One day, we had to take her to the vet, and she was cooperative, until we got home and had to give her pills.
My mother sat down by her on the floor, and started talking to her as if she understood, held a pill up, and said "Do you see this, you need to take it."
The cat hunched herself up, and (I swear to God) said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then let out such a hiss. I get it, it was a high pitched howl, but it sounded just like she was screeching "No".
My mom got up, smashed the pill in water on a spoon, and held it out in front of her, and said "You need to take this. Either you take it this way, or we'll need to force you."
Hand to heart, that cat walked up, licked the spoon clean, and that's how we gave her every pill after that. :laugh:
Too bad it was before YouTube…
Now try giving your cat pills BY YOURSELF. I did eventually find that a sort of pill syringe worked best. Which is off-topic, so…back to humor!
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Well I guess I would be as well, because I love them!!
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;D ;D ;D
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Leave it to the dirty-minded grandmas.
;) :laugh:
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Leave it to the dirty-minded grandmas.
;) :laugh:
YOU BETCHA!!! ;) 8) :laugh:
It's the only way to be!!! :P ;D ::)
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;) :laugh:
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Leave it to the dirty-minded grandmas.
LOL
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YOU BETCHA!!! ;) 8) :laugh:
It's the only way to be!!! :P ;D ::)
I agree!
(((Litasweets)))
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no theme today, just some random funny stuff.
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:o ;D
a bit weird
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excellent! :D
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It might!
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(https://live.staticflickr.com/7746/17346077183_a7f1d1090c.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/sqPbqg)Cool trick of the mind (https://flic.kr/p/sqPbqg) by Humor Blog (https://www.flickr.com/photos/humorblog/), on Flickr
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I see that what was feared to be a leftover live World War II hand grenade was found in a bag in a forest outside Passau, Germany the other day.
When the other contents of the bag were found to be condoms and lube, it was discovered the hand grenade is a sex toy.!!!
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;D ;D ;D
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;) ;) ;)
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Froggie...!
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Too late!
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I see that what was feared to be a leftover live World War II hand grenade was found in a bag in a forest outside Passau, Germany the other day.
When the other contents of the bag were found to be condoms and lube, it was discovered the hand grenade is a sex toy.!!!
:laugh:
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…Then this one's for you, Chuck:
https://biggeekdad.com/2011/09/redneck-gardening/
This guy had an even BETTER idea--I think so, anyway!
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https://biggeekdad.com/2019/01/geek-or-nerd/
He's the only comedian working in Venn diagrams…
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Hamelns feinster!
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Abso-rattenfänger-lutely!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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And with your spirit!
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I wonder if this house were ever, er, erected.
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Oh my!
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;D
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Apparently the giveaway is the name of the house, in Spanish in reverse order.
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The plans don't seem to show the man-door at the, um, kind of pointy end…I assume there is one. That's standard, isn't it, for this design?
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NSFW (maybe)
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News from the catwalk:
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;D
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garden gnome chic! :laugh:
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I think I'll forego this fashion statement.
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Oh, go for it, Fritzie! You'll look fab!
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Oh, go for it, Fritzie! You'll look fab!
Fritz wouldn't need the fake beard thing they are wearing!! :D
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Nope!
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Nope!
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News from the catwalk:
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;D
I think this could be a breakup quarrel between gay designers. Either that, or a woman who HATES men. This is not a happy picture!
Meanwhile, it's a fantastic "I am TOTALY celibate" outfit. You wouldn't even get a pity vote…
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garden gnome chic! :laugh:
;D
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I think I'll forego this fashion statement.
Really!?
;)
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Oh, go for it, Fritzie! You'll look fab!
LOL
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Fritz wouldn't need the fake beard thing they are wearing!! :D
Not really, no. 8)
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Nope!
:) :) :)
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I think this could be a breakup quarrel between gay designers. Either that, or a woman who HATES men. This is not a happy picture!
Meanwhile, it's a fantastic "I am TOTALY celibate" outfit. You wouldn't even get a pity vote…
LOL@both remarks
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:o
;D
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:laugh:
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What a hoot! :laugh:
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What a hoot! :laugh:
Worthy of Hooters.
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You know, it's a Photoshop--but if Jayne took a deep breath, she could knock Mom out!!
BTW--I don't think I've ever seen a chest quite so…horizontal…
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;D ;D ;D
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and another childhood memory is destroyed.
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LOL
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;)
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;D
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I just saw a portion of this EXTRA GUM commercial on TV right now. This is the complete commercial. Make sure to notice all the little things!! :laugh:
https://youtu.be/Gxm7Hu-IHJs
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Lots of little things, thanks, Linda!
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That commercial is great!!!!
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OH Jeeeez!! :laugh:
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If those were served to me on a plate, I would freak the hell out! :o
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*shivers*
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;D ;D ;D
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I DON'T like my food staring back at me! --These are actually cute, you know: they look like Stingrays: My Little Pony!
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Finally our dear Jake shares my/our enthusiasm for froggies.
About time!
;)
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Yay!
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(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/k463/dcfmod/facejourney.gif?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/189121064_3970104929691426_6617039772178379083_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=N1y4plBv5SMAX_XGOu7&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=cbfcb525fcd84a5165cf4ad40477dd77&oe=60D5EF78)
HEH HEH! ;) 8)
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-28596e8e9e535a01d66fc5e08ce0dbc8)
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:laugh:
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Many excellent replies!
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/191870287_10159229866551506_1764824155613269588_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_map=control&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=GDos3xgDI-MAX_gItOF&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=1eee4a994efdc3e4b37d27659bb2330f&oe=60D6F95C)
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I ran across the when in YT this morning, and I laughed till I cried. There are no comedians like these guys anymore! :laugh:
https://youtu.be/J947DhD7kHc
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Those answers are hysterical!
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Fantastic!
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Aren't they though?? They just crack me up!!
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/191870287_10159229866551506_1764824155613269588_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_map=control&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=GDos3xgDI-MAX_gItOF&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=1eee4a994efdc3e4b37d27659bb2330f&oe=60D6F95C)
Oh, ar ar ar ar ar.
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;D
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Wicked, wicked...
(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/192785634_196821148979706_7658559451461507857_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=PMnvkuoTtCsAX_FUXy2&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=b2f135bb2e2ddd9ae8c3981d9112a6bd&oe=60DBD179)
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That took me a little while.
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^^^^^ That's usually me, Fritz. I actually got it right away!
And yes, Ingy, definitely wicked!
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Wicked, wicked...
(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/192785634_196821148979706_7658559451461507857_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=PMnvkuoTtCsAX_FUXy2&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=b2f135bb2e2ddd9ae8c3981d9112a6bd&oe=60DBD179)
One more thing to confess. :laugh:
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That took me a little while.
Really!?
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^^^^^ That's usually me, Fritz. I actually got it right away!
And yes, Ingy, definitely wicked!
;D
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One more thing to confess. :laugh:
;D
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-636ca58ef1f119018e803d49e83e01c0)
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^^^^^ This made me LOL really loudly!!
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-636ca58ef1f119018e803d49e83e01c0)
LOL
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-636ca58ef1f119018e803d49e83e01c0)
(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/k463/dcfmod/facejourney.gif?width=1920&height=1080&fit=bounds)
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/p526x296/192647839_5599079923498089_922659076074083868_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=Bp8wNgoyl3MAX98tG0o&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&tp=6&oh=2132e015f8009fa1533fb66d14ff49e2&oe=60DFD068)
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I guess that's getting to be old-fashioned.
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Maybe.
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/193235168_3995873913781194_6319294842393788513_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=-4rT-07iAfEAX9ao2z5&tn=02BAZJErgBtLI6ow&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=99dca70de25675cf3e0f36561ecc38f5&oe=60DF8501)
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Kalauer!
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/193235168_3995873913781194_6319294842393788513_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=-4rT-07iAfEAX9ao2z5&tn=02BAZJErgBtLI6ow&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=99dca70de25675cf3e0f36561ecc38f5&oe=60DF8501)
Oh, Fritz, you hopeless romantic, you!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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!! NSFW !!
This is excellent
https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196942047_493814088554466_5905650477628756703_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=HQjH-N_QeVYAX8wpbHi&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=4d381b9239996b67bcb230de2887b4f5&oe=60E405C7
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Relieved!
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;D ;)
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Ok, here's some crass humor for you that made me burst into laughter.
:laugh:
The panel below features two heroes (Submaniner & Spiderman) being attacked by two villains. The one after Spiderman is Sandman. Apparently he's blasting Spiderman with sand, but I guess the perspective or angle is off, because here is how the original looks.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51235817265_1d77fe2905.jpg)
Well, the image is now going around the internet with a new caption, and The Sandman has been renamed.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51234044332_05a083909a.jpg)
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^^^^^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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!! NSFW !!
This is excellent
https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/196942047_493814088554466_5905650477628756703_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=HQjH-N_QeVYAX8wpbHi&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=4d381b9239996b67bcb230de2887b4f5&oe=60E405C7
You know, I have ALWAYS wondered why artists gave men those strange little things instead of just a fig leaf, if they were that worried about the reaction to a grown man's relaxed penis.
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You know, I have ALWAYS wondered why artists gave men those strange little things instead of just a fig leaf, if they were that worried about the reaction to a grown man's relaxed penis.
:laugh:
https://me.me/i/this-has-got-to-be-re-the-smallest-dick-i-1673427
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You know, I have ALWAYS wondered why artists gave men those strange little things instead of just a fig leaf, if they were that worried about the reaction to a grown man's relaxed penis.
Absolutely.
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:laugh:
https://me.me/i/this-has-got-to-be-re-the-smallest-dick-i-1673427
LOL
Now that's REALLY disappointing!
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:laugh:
https://me.me/i/this-has-got-to-be-re-the-smallest-dick-i-1673427
He's just been swimmin in some COOOOOOOLD water…I hope!!
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;D
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/198960947_4086165331478180_4223512381849494286_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=2c4854&_nc_ohc=odF5WLNjuvcAX92hmBV&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=cb55a539a3fc68e66f32c9cc036915e0&oe=60CE0E5D)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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From George Takei:
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/200553278_5217612474934830_3580367905473112070_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=X1l7jeuKqacAX8n6WdU&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=2ab9ae44608f6bcab5641a6369bf32cc&oe=60CEDEA5)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
;) ;) ;)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/I-promised-myself-I%E2%80%99d-do-things-differently-today-so-I%E2%80%99m-sitting-at-the-other-end-of-my-couch-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/When-this-is-all-over-please-continue-to-stay-at-least-6-feet-away-from-me-ecard.jpg)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f7/d7/1f/f7d71f7f38a66187f3894a0ee4316ee9.jpg)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/fb/1b/fe/fb1bfe0ddda33db91282353317f3e52e.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/sorry-i-havent-texted-you-in-a-while-havent-been-drunk-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/Sometimes-the-first-step-towards-forgiveness-is-realizing-the-other-person-was-born-an-idiot-ecard.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBZb3xMVUAANYss.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EifG7agWkAQyDX9.jpg)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a2/1c/3f/a21c3f402c5dbadfcb859f66dcfcf75a.webp)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/tonight-tried-cooking-with-wine-after-five-glasses-couldnt-remember-why-even-in-kitchen-ecard.jpg)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f7/d7/1f/f7d71f7f38a66187f3894a0ee4316ee9.jpg)
But I LOVE it! I can't live without it!
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:laugh:
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBZb3xMVUAANYss.jpg)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;D ;D ;D
(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/s600x600/203969008_4197928870274123_2655552612658273068_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=Sswnbnc_zCEAX_wqFuF&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&tp=7&oh=59de9b4501ad4b44cee29ab633460b7b&oe=60D92CEA)
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:laugh:
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;D
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:laugh:
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;D
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EifG7agWkAQyDX9.jpg)
A dangerous situation for any man to find himself in !!! :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(https://i0.wp.com/www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/First-doll-with-hearing-loss....jpg?resize=600%2C511&ssl=1)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(https://i0.wp.com/www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/First-doll-with-hearing-loss....jpg?resize=600%2C511&ssl=1)
No, just the ones named Siri and Alexa…
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Finally, someone found a use for old cicada exoskeletons.
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/206768312_4059398284095423_569197033173424486_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=iHrTlxKHuckAX-KLn4_&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=9e5d72734b3ca659aa9aba589855dcc0&oe=60E06BD0)
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lmao!
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Looks like his productivity is way down!
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Very much so...
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-4th-of-july-may-you-have-as-many-fingers-and-eyeballs-on-the-5th-as-you-did-on-the-3rd--6b1b6.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy02NDRlZGUxYjhjOWYzMjkx_51c9be5071155_rc.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/192913b9331cb2510426bcc0afeaeca0_51d1a04f07da9.png)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b0/b6/e0/b0b6e0ac75943604880965f2a062842c.jpg)
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(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5bad01f725000094003759d9.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/3c/a7/f2/3ca7f2d8bf85c3aafa4b521ba0f7faaf.jpg)
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(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5bad3b94250000360037703c.png?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale)
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(https://i0.wp.com/static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1341444472580_8282161.png?resize=420%2C294)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/cd/3f/5ccd3f9f21daeb854e32d7853d4ba84e.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/68723962f5e137f3e229331d801eb832.png)
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/210260156_4075807572454494_1980905597228677569_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=HyTS7ZsbNgoAX8Mwg-f&tn=02BAZJErgBtLI6ow&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=e6f678cbf03a66d56440be2cd76847d5&oe=60E7963A)
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:laugh:
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What if Alfred Hitchcock had directed Titanic?
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/213771741_5783491081692313_8286738199317488297_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=OX3sgSW2B9MAX_VB8VB&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=f040fbdf3d5f05bbe4f3aab188cadfbb&oe=60E9570A)
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What if Alfred Hitchcock had directed Titanic?
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/213771741_5783491081692313_8286738199317488297_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=OX3sgSW2B9MAX_VB8VB&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=f040fbdf3d5f05bbe4f3aab188cadfbb&oe=60E9570A)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/happy-4th-of-july-may-you-have-as-many-fingers-and-eyeballs-on-the-5th-as-you-did-on-the-3rd--6b1b6.png)
LOL
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(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5bad01f725000094003759d9.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale)
True!!
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/68723962f5e137f3e229331d801eb832.png)
!!
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/210260156_4075807572454494_1980905597228677569_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=HyTS7ZsbNgoAX8Mwg-f&tn=02BAZJErgBtLI6ow&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=e6f678cbf03a66d56440be2cd76847d5&oe=60E7963A)
;) ;) ;)
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What if Alfred Hitchcock had directed Titanic?
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/213771741_5783491081692313_8286738199317488297_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=OX3sgSW2B9MAX_VB8VB&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=f040fbdf3d5f05bbe4f3aab188cadfbb&oe=60E9570A)
Ouch!!
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/s600x600/206826005_4094058617337417_5639778091752540578_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=ja3QN_sDwJEAX9wK5v9&tn=_auptrpyfL5sSKkO&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&tp=7&oh=b83a5ac628d425ee80e0f2c5e7c40891&oe=60E9F7F1)
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LMAO!
that one took me a second, but when it hit, I laughed!
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I'm glad!
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:D
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;)
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/p552x414/208179790_349904226569283_3954733459463545208_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=W0moNMGp0Z0AX-WX4K2&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&tp=6&oh=859234d160030fee55abf7548d9a0776&oe=60E99C25)
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I love the Far Side comic strips!
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;)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/192913b9331cb2510426bcc0afeaeca0_51d1a04f07da9.png)
He needs a gun and a Klucker hood!
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CAN-TATA
(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/213189325_4145586442185611_5129620259065395068_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=JRJkh8uxMgYAX_CaZii&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=eaa33ef4251c6195148c28442fa95786&oe=60E9D72A)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1326382228856_5961709.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/back-at-work-paid-be-around-people-dont-like-Bjx.png)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/d4/00/44d400a0f6dec41b062a9ea2dda103b1.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi1iNzM4OGFkODEzZWNiZTAw_52432bd252f40.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/sadness-leaving-company-tempered-workplace-ecard-someecards.jpg)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-arrive-at-work-and-realize-youve-forgotten-to-bring-your-will-to-live-20b5a.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1mM2ViMmM1YTM4Nzg0MzY0.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/last-day-of-work-farewell-coworkers-i-know-it-has-been-a-pleasure-working-with-me-d77ce.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/welcome-company-workplace-ecard-someecards-share-image-1479832479.png)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ab/2d/b2/ab2db28136d458b5d9e14bec2b1a8d0a.jpg)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi1iNzM4OGFkODEzZWNiZTAw_52432bd252f40.png)
Bingo!
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I've seen that one in action! LOL
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So have I!
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1326382228856_5961709.png)
LOL
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/back-at-work-paid-be-around-people-dont-like-Bjx.png)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/sadness-leaving-company-tempered-workplace-ecard-someecards.jpg)
Wicked.
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/welcome-company-workplace-ecard-someecards-share-image-1479832479.png)
OMG
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/ab/2d/b2/ab2db28136d458b5d9e14bec2b1a8d0a.jpg)
almost cynical
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I've seen that one in action! LOL
Mr S too!
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So have I!
Dachte ich mir.
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/217427912_5813690805339007_6827412152683097776_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=ezp-HAcE5f8AX-Ddh0R&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=f2a8646d5da8f845d4230647ec9eb8c8&oe=60F54E61)
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;D
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self-preservation. :laugh:
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/p526x296/214341405_4181960491891291_3844867993252876609_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=6DyMi-ehPXIAX8PFnrw&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=9a4655c370e3d953cbb6f1d620eb8412&oe=60F5BF6D)
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:laugh:
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;) ;D
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Um…I don't quite get this one! F#, Db, yes, but what's with the 7 and the 9?
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Um…I don't quite get this one! F#, Db, yes, but what's with the 7 and the 9?
These are special chord alterations, frequently used in jazz or experimental music. (Chords with added intervals.) These symbols are "easy to decipher" especially for guitarists.
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;D ;D ;D
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Um…I don't quite get this one! F#, Db, yes, but what's with the 7 and the 9?
See this link, for instance:
https://www.jazzadvice.com/lessons/dominant-seventh-chords-alterations/
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This is crazy! And I thought English was bad! I guess if you are SPEAKING German you rely on context to tell you which meaning is…well, meant. And if you're listening, better pay attention.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You go, Mrs. Neeley!
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LOL
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*groan* LOL
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;D
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:laugh:
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;)
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JEEEEZZZ! :laugh:
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;D
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(https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/doctor-protect-the-ones-you-love-most-from-coronavirus-me-putting-facemask-on-my-cat.jpg)
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That cat is patient--but NOT happy!
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That cat is patient--but NOT happy!
:laugh: :laugh:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/19/bb/1819bb597edbccc1520594f3f14858f8.gif)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
the king - to the torturers.
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For me it would be the gymnasts.
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They'll do too, they're probably more 'bendy'. ;)
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Definitely the Swim Team!!
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:laugh:
Now that's funny, and truthful. It reminds me of the video where a woman in a mall was too busy looking at her phone, and fell into a fountain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGpVpsaItpU
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;) ;) ;)
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Maybe NSFW - and really cute:
https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/s720x720/228791782_10159196285688405_2555988449749693761_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=Ox-UDUNy2KMAX82sa_I&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=4bd857ca58c91e5a8372df7af21e4953&oe=612FB248
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Maybe NSFW - and really cute:
https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/s720x720/228791782_10159196285688405_2555988449749693761_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=Ox-UDUNy2KMAX82sa_I&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=4bd857ca58c91e5a8372df7af21e4953&oe=612FB248
Yes it is! :laugh:
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:laugh:
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;)
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^^^^^^ This really made me LOL!!! What a cute kitten!! :laugh:
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Likewise. ;D
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But you can't help but wonder what happened to the other kittens! ;D
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Isn't it obvious?
*shivers*
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^^^^^^ OH CRAP!! I laughed my head off!!!! :laugh:
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^^^^^^ OH CRAP!! I laughed my head off!!!! :laugh:
No pun intended. ;D
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You wonder how that got past everybody!
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Oops!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(https://www.socialtalent.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/enhanced-23738-1448722515-5.jpg)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I think the last one, and the one with the teapot are my favorites.
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excellent!
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^^^^^^ OH CRAP!! I laughed my head off!!!! :laugh:
LOL !!
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So very very true!
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HAHAHAHA! :laugh:
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;D
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HAHAHAHA! :laugh:
;) ;) ;)
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;D
;) ;) ;)
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One must be very very careful.
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definitely not a room one would want to enter.
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*nods*
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One must be very very careful.
Indeed.
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:laugh: :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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There are clear indications.
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Nicht wahr? ;D
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I knew the last one had to be from you, Ingy!! ;D
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;) ;) ;)
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lmao!
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;D
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:laugh:
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;)
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None too subtle!
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This is hilarious! You've got to watch this. I laughed so hard!
The Weinerlympics!
https://youtu.be/R74eJFUUPnk
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;D
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OH JEEEEZZZ!!
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:laugh:
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Yep!
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HEH!! ;D
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;) ;) ;)
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;D
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;)
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NSFW maybe, but it made me laugh
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I truly wish this was a joke, but in my Middle Class neighborhood, this is the Norm!! I always said when I bought a house with a garage, the vehicle(s) were going in the garages first! It's insane to me. most of those who do this also have storage buildings in the backyard too! Hoarders? My next door neighbor is a hoarder of the first order, his kids have TRIED to clear out his house, garage and storage building, but he ends up filling it all back up again, crazy to me! He has a large house too. Another neighbor down the block, a single person, filled her house up with so much stuff, she finally MOVED OUT! The house sat empty of a resident for over 5 YEARS, till her kids finally got control, cleaned it out, had it repaired, upgraded and sold it! How much crap can you cram into a 3,000 sq ft house, with a double garage? Apparently a LOT! ;D ;D ;D
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Nope! ;D
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;) ;) ;)
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Took just a half a second....... :laugh:
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*sings*
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.......
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that.
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9214413824/hDA3CF69D/reads-me-one-week-into-september-above-a-pic-of-michael-scott-yelling-where-is-the-fall-weather)
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(https://media.makeameme.org/created/september-already-october-5b8873.jpg)
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Ok, not quite....but..........
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSv3SHC723SkfotI5op8d98-lKb4ND8fgCYE4nQzB9aCitQhk85pZ7aWm0nrhJCMmtcYyc&usqp=CAU)
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(https://media.makeameme.org/created/september-already-october-5b8873.jpg)
Oh, please. I'm shopping for Easter baskets now!
(There should be a law that you can't advertise for a holiday, or an election, until six weeks before either.)
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9214413824/hDA3CF69D/reads-me-one-week-into-september-above-a-pic-of-michael-scott-yelling-where-is-the-fall-weather)
Make that a double when you're training with a backpack with the dew point at 74ş, the temperature 81, and the humidity at 79%…
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Those poor T-Rexes!! The world just wasn't designed for them!!
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:laugh:
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Oops!
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Those poor T-Rexes!! The world just wasn't designed for them!!
Not really, no. ;D
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Appropriate price.
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Oh dear! :laugh: :laugh:
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Appropriate price.
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JEEEEZZZ!!!
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Oh dear! :laugh: :laugh:
Are you clutching your pearls, Chuck? ;D
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Consider them clutched! LOL
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That's some major boners!!
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That's some major boners!!
:laugh:
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Warning! DEFINITELY NSFW
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(https://c.tenor.com/cgwLPrG5GpkAAAAd/tyler-uks.gif)
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;D
Und geklaut!
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Nur zu!
;D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/Im-not-one-to-brag-but-totally-got-out-of-bed-today-ecard-green.jpg)
LOL !
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/Sometimes-the-first-step-towards-forgiveness-is-realizing-the-other-person-was-born-an-idiot-ecard.jpg)
This is so mean!
:laugh:
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:laugh:
"we'll have a gay old time..................."
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/sorry-dress-slut-count-halloween-costume-are-slut-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/if-was-ghost-go-people-houses-ocd-tilt-pictures-wall-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/if-one-door-closes-and-another-one-opens-your-house-probably-haunted-ecard-314x220.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/just-told-monster-under-bed-rent-due-ecard.jpg)
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(https://c.tenor.com/cgwLPrG5GpkAAAAd/tyler-uks.gif)
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No doubt he's eager for a booster.
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ya think?
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Astonishing.
(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1d4f805dc212b94ac0cc16c7af8c0cba-lq)
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LOL
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(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6c/17/d7/6c17d79575b2a00ff870353fca601b46--halloween-humor-witches.jpg)
:laugh:
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OMG
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:laugh:
Sooooo going on my facebook page.
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You thief you!
:laugh:
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So I'm not the only one! ;)
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Doppelte Diebe! ;D
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Too funny!!!
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;) ;) ;)
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Too funny!!!
He LOVED wearing TIGHT pants that highlighted his JUNK on stage!! Never forget Robert Plant in those days! ;D
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LOL
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Every pumpkin needs a mohel.
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/251087270_6392358097472272_6784077349016058424_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=vvzPIKxADlYAX95TsVj&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=1340431bf9b804b058d8bb8d9368a17f&oe=61A63730)
The rabbi collects the fees, the mohel gets the tips.
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:o
:laugh:
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Beware of the foreskin killers!!
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:laugh:
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;)
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;D ;D ;D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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very true!!!
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So true!!! :laugh:
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(((Linda & Chuckster))) ;) ;) ;)
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stupid people are everywhere
(https://www.fiftiesstore.com/media/catalog/product/cache/8b6431de9410c89d24dfb37cd261db29/m/p/mp397_xxl.jpg)
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only too true
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Way too true!
Just heard a report on BBC this morning about the vaccination situation in Ukraine, it has the lowest rate in Europe, they're experiencing their worst surge so far with many deaths, and a local doctor interviewed there (briefly and challenged with facts, not that it did much good) was blaming all the deaths on people having received the vaccine.
And of course claiming that her being a doctor gave her expertise in this realm.
It's quite frustrating.
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::)
I hope she gets a big dose of Karma for that.
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The interview was a part of the BBC program The Newsroom yesterday morning, the start of the story is at about 13:45 from the beginning. They don't identify her by name.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/w172xyxss8pd2d2
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:laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
that was great!!!
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Thought especially YOU might like it! ;)
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Grinding him down.
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Not much left!!! :o
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Grinding him down.
exactly
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How DARE you accuse Elvis of being dead? I saw him working at Burger King just ten days ago!!
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;D
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Brrr!
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:laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/Dear-Santa-I-have-been-good-all-year-most-of-the-time-once-in-a-while-never-mind-I-will-buy-my-own-stuff-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/dreaming-white-christmas-white-runs-out-will-drink-red-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/all-i-want-you-in-arms-christmas-just-kidding-diamonds-gold-ecard.jpg)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d3/fd/0f/d3fd0fce24433e9a5cb91c0efe17d6bc--art-pictures-christmas-lights.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/no-matter-how-old-you-are-empty-christmas-wrapping-paper-tube-still-something-fun-bonk-someone-over-head-with-ecard.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/dear-santa-christmas-fat-bank-account-thin-body-please-dont-mess-up-like-last-year-ecard.jpg)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWi2esgWwAMZjLq.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/christmas-so-close-can-almost-smell-my-relatives-ecard1.jpg)
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/Dear-Santa-I-have-been-good-all-year-most-of-the-time-once-in-a-while-never-mind-I-will-buy-my-own-stuff-ecard.jpg)
LOL
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/dreaming-white-christmas-white-runs-out-will-drink-red-ecard.jpg)
:laugh:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d3/fd/0f/d3fd0fce24433e9a5cb91c0efe17d6bc--art-pictures-christmas-lights.jpg)
Wicked!
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/no-matter-how-old-you-are-empty-christmas-wrapping-paper-tube-still-something-fun-bonk-someone-over-head-with-ecard.jpg)
;D ;D ;D
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/dear-santa-christmas-fat-bank-account-thin-body-please-dont-mess-up-like-last-year-ecard.jpg)
LMAO
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/christmas-so-close-can-almost-smell-my-relatives-ecard1.jpg)
*shivers*
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Zeitgenössisch!
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;) ;) ;) ;D
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:laugh:
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To which one answers 3 4 3 4!
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Which would NOT be a birthday date (or calendar day), whereas today...
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(https://www.wititudes.com/wp-content/uploads/dear-santa-christmas-fat-bank-account-thin-body-please-dont-mess-up-like-last-year-ecard.jpg)
Damn! So THAT'S what happened!
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Yep! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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:laugh:
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;)
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Ausgezeichnet! Nochmal geklaut!
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Du bist eben unverbesserlich. :D
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It took a second...... :laugh:
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LOL !
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:laugh:
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;)
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This made me really LOL!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I'm glad it did! ♥
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Now, they'd all be on their e-readers.
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Alas, yes.
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p180x540/267503001_462381731913449_1412680542806713904_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=2c4854&_nc_ohc=jarfqrPGDesAX__90BS&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=00_AT9CDObhFvOVI997-nlJ2G3Dyvn8dRuZ83jXLD7w2qgV-Q&oe=61C4E6AF)
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Tee Hee! :laugh:
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51770447610_2717416fe1_z.jpg)
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(https://c.tenor.com/rqMhmVSI_zwAAAAM/oh-dear-catherine-ohara.gif)
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HEH HEH!
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;D
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;D
I thought you would like this, Ingy!! :laugh:
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I wonder why.
*giggles*
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/my-new-years-resolution-for-this-year-is-oh-look-wine-abae8.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/i-dont-call-them-new-years-resolutions-i-prefer-the-term-casual-promises-to-myself-that-im-under-no-legal-obligation-to-fulfill-7f1ae.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1294247297436_5485159.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1jNTg4NWQ4YjkxNGFkOTEx.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi1kYTE2MmVmZDk4OGZiZWNl.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi01ZDllODY0MTdkZWJmMzRl.png)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/ec/d0/21ecd0b8d958cb4faf937d58b2db4752.png)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/55/9b/44/559b4465b0dca9556fe797d387242b08.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi01ZDllODY0MTdkZWJmMzRl.png)
That can't be right…whoever heard of "leftover" Christmas cookies??
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That can't be right…whoever heard of "leftover" Christmas cookies??
Good point!
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(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/c9/42/70/c942706e183e56652a85016d2bfc46b8.jpg)
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(https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fifi-like-shit-card-45.jpg)
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(https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/homemade-gifts-card-11.jpg)
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(https://i.nobleworkscards.com/mod_images/imagelarge/1534-not-my-real-dad-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card.jpg)
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(https://i.nobleworkscards.com/mod_images/imagelarge/1534-not-my-real-dad-funny-cartoons-merry-christmas-card.jpg)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And swiped for FB!
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;D
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:laugh: OMG!
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(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51803757316_4174f3e403_z.jpg)
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(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51803757316_4174f3e403_z.jpg)
"…I'm a Republican, and I support universal voting rights."
"I'm a Grand Wizard of the Klan, and SO DO I!"
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that is actually so true!!!
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that is actually so true!!!
;D ;D ;D
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/271170141_10166349597380171_2094234719333703096_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=7KSBVCUkMgsAX920EsZ&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_Fa9yhUgtbDi7Z2kEdcNB-j7i-O9EbbWEqbClySMq9yw&oe=61E14303)
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The bane of check writing. Good thing they don't do it any more in New Zealand.
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p526x296/271237742_2014831642018256_4360383419080986249_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=iSO0lRsWln0AX8fDMNO&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT__h-Md5hWH4SRV3bbSoHPQTm0WhdXWSoUPAChVdsszAg&oe=61E1368D)
:o
8)
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OMG! This is too funny!!
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;D ;D ;D
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:laugh:
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wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/271754939_4815609435168635_1844289343746716683_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=4l7wFmX0yGwAX9FdBNV&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-jiD4hzjrV7I0fGBR_WN_o5GFPdTu9crUwMkrOY_ZgPg&oe=61E33640)
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Novax, very good!
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I LIVE IT!! :laugh:
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Novax, very good!
;)
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I LIVE IT!! :laugh:
;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
Well I meant love, but live works as well. :laugh:
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Hey! Don't pick on January! ;D
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Well I meant love, but live works as well. :laugh:
I thought the same. ;)
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/271748945_4908912179147215_1537842877636978969_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=xwmVAuvi29UAX8SO31P&tn=YFK2cyp4ggQ0zDDR&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT896ZmlRl8_87Ra_bSqrq-YWquI5F1QkXfD_MRKUhMPcw&oe=61E58743)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There sure is a lot of butt sniffing going on around here lately!!
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LMAO
It absolutely is!!
:laugh:
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/271754939_4815609435168635_1844289343746716683_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=dbeb18&_nc_ohc=4l7wFmX0yGwAX9FdBNV&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-jiD4hzjrV7I0fGBR_WN_o5GFPdTu9crUwMkrOY_ZgPg&oe=61E33640)
Another variation of the name that I've come across is Novax Djocovid.
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Also "passend"! (fitting)
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p526x296/272050706_425705492625213_5615042111438316238_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=2P0ysCkyn3AAX-K3iwc&tn=GxMYW2HCYYB4yIST&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_vjfSFuAFFKxFWoj3kei1ychY2dV9A5v3QFgWiVXRwOw&oe=61EB5284)
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Possibly NSFW. Titled "Still life with aubergine"
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/271211626_10224196003080992_7738298967494592551_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=pp_eJWukTkYAX8sfCYg&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=00_AT90Q44fnCHu-vQIGXXCgGFchB9Vfu6p9qtNvHjvNXryww&oe=61EBCB78
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I love it!
Who's the artist?
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/s600x600/272046267_4701910053177573_6812548394275709683_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=gQXZ7jPRriQAX9MDACu&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_NsqeNnNDPFrZXRs2uDB57l_p_nWBKIy5fRPnUoWEk9Q&oe=61EC592E)
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I love it!
Who's the artist?
The name of the artist is Mati Gelman, and it was painted (composed?) in 2020.
https://www.matigelman.com/stilllife
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Danke.
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I don't get this one. I keep coming back to it to figure it out, but it escapes me.
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I don't get this one. I keep coming back to it to figure it out, but it escapes me.
Diane - Diana - Lady Di of course
Airbus - the plane (brand of the plane) just behind
Diane Arbus (spelling almost identical): world famous American artist, pioneer of 'social' and 'gender' photography. Look her up. Her style, documentary and sometimes quite disturbing, couldn't be any further away from Diana's glamour.
So it's a game on words/sounds, not exactly a pun.
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Two of her most iconic photographs:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ca/Identical_Twins%2C_Roselle%2C_New_Jersey%2C_1967.jpg/220px-Identical_Twins%2C_Roselle%2C_New_Jersey%2C_1967.jpg)
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/Eddie_Carmel_and_parents%2C_1970.jpg/220px-Eddie_Carmel_and_parents%2C_1970.jpg)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Arbus
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Diane - Diana - Lady Di of course
Airbus - the plane (brand of the plane) just behind
Diane Arbus (spelling almost identical): world famous American artist, pioneer of 'social' and 'gender' photography. Look her up. Her style, documentary and sometimes quite disturbing, couldn't be any further away from Diana's glamour.
So it's a game on words/sounds, not exactly a pun.
Ah, ok! Thanks!
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Welcome.
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Sad thing is, they still don't realize it.
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And probably never will.
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very true
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Too true.
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Alas, yes.
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(https://scontent-frx5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p526x296/272292416_2165703036910830_1067723009630311859_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=0UsuZZ3fKZ8AX_Lxm_M&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-2.xx&oh=00_AT8yclINMX8-D_WKwgQZ_TfM9qFoiLyRN0zjujSEKaCqMQ&oe=61F25626)
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:laugh:
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There is a connection. And the group is from Louisiana.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_in_Disguise_(With_Glasses)
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I enjoy both songs......"Lucy In Disguise with Diamonds" and "Judy In Disguise With Glasses".
;D
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:laugh:
;)
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There is a connection. And the group is from Louisiana.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_in_Disguise_(With_Glasses)
!!
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An allusion to Judy Garland? (I doubt it, but I'll ask anyway.)
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An allusion to Judy Garland? (I doubt it, but I'll ask anyway.)
No, not really. The songwriter once misheard "in the sky" for "in disguise". I think they just substituted another similar name.
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I know about the mishearing.
But since was only months before Judy's death, it rang a bell (for me).
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/272415337_1291971861277166_7364162658853950642_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=6doID-vM2-kAX_JeoKA&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=00_AT8Ca7nmA8nyzdNQQrD5xqsQvu2DeJv9n2_DxiTcGyS2rw&oe=61F3BC94)
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A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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:laugh: :laugh:
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A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
OMG..... literally! :laugh:
This is priceless!
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Here's to resurr-erections! ;D
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Yeah!
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;) ;D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And swiped!
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(thought you might) ;)
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:o
8)
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Why couldn't Novak Djokovic win the Australian Open in 2022?
He missed the first two shots.
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ba dum, psst!
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Why couldn't Novak Djokovic win the Australian Open in 2022?
He missed the first two shots.
Kalauer!
;D
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Hello Dali!
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;D
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DID YOU KNOW?
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p552x414/273125237_10100107291345022_1168107554690672690_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=tz6TGjiL5ikAX_O_E6X&tn=iHhxHYwOjh5CS6Ln&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT_JWwi9mt00kr6Pq_vAUeZwibsQl1kPX1OXmYaBbGGvCA&oe=62003958)
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Clever critters!
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;)
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I think his fingers are facing the wrong way…
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Exactly.
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Their moving company, S-Cargo, is doing great business.
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/51275684_2485537444821043_4309300851702235136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=PTGwNa1f0KcAX8ctrjm&_nc_oc=AQkYp0YR0PZzLVjIPcNCfnuQVlO7Xl0a_dzfZNhDOzLDB9tW3jnhpkiUGrwlLRXtK4g&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT-snRQwD87uIxqv7Ul1I439zNeAGjNTQ3v8YaYjav_4MA&oe=62268762)
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Their moving company, S-Cargo, is doing great business.
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/51275684_2485537444821043_4309300851702235136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=PTGwNa1f0KcAX8ctrjm&_nc_oc=AQkYp0YR0PZzLVjIPcNCfnuQVlO7Xl0a_dzfZNhDOzLDB9tW3jnhpkiUGrwlLRXtK4g&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT-snRQwD87uIxqv7Ul1I439zNeAGjNTQ3v8YaYjav_4MA&oe=62268762)
When it absolutely, positively has to be there by next month. ;D
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When it absolutely, positively has to be there by next month. ;D
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Cowboys and Indians.
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Ennis and Jack and Gandalf hide from Lureen and Alma.
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A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost? The man said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped! The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box!
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!
The man replied, Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
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OMG!! What a hoot!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Video Clip of Elizabeth Montgomery on PASSWORD:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CaF2TCIlyrf/?utm_medium=copy_link
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John Mulaney Was Supposed To Be Gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8bxa1IfjNw
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lmao!
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He looks curiously like Putin.
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"
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;D
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b3611a9313b9d07193d27af9dacc2d4a-pjlq)
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:laugh:
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Love, love, love it!!
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I vote Vlodomyr for UN General Secretary! Or President of Earth!
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;D
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Eeewww...
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:laugh:
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(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-66f17420eb38f683240adb9a04edf2ed-pjlq)
Or, to quote "Aladdin:" "That's funny; I've never seen a horse with TWO rear ends before!"
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At church, what comes after the recessional hymn tomorrow?
The folks who forgot to move their clocks forward an hour.
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At church, what comes after the recessional hymn tomorrow?
The folks who forgot to move their clocks forward an hour.
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MIND THE GAP…
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Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine!
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For Fritz! ;D
Someone posted that they had just made synonym buns. I replied "you mean just like the ones that grammer used to make?" I am now blocked!
:laugh:
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For Chuck! ;D
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers ......if you do find one, what's you plan??
:laugh:
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For Fritz! ;D
Someone posted that they had just made synonym buns. I replied "you mean just like the ones that grammer used to make?" I am now blocked!
:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Apparently the person has no real sense of humor!
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For Chuck! ;D
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers ......if you do find one, what's you plan??
:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
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For Fritz! ;D
Someone posted that they had just made synonym buns. I replied "you mean just like the ones that grammer used to make?" I am now blocked!
:laugh:
This is why I have a job as a proofreader. :D
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Good ones, Chuck!
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??? ??? :laugh:
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OMG!!!
I'm adventurous in my reading, but this is a hard NO!!
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This was on the National Park Service website yesterday.
https://www.nps.gov/nama/linc01.htm
This has given me the best long chuckle since the one about the lost roomba.
(https://pics.me.me/so-it-begins-doesmybreathsmell-follow-4-m-expat-med-drexpat-48770415.png)
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LOL
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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MIND THE GAP…
:D
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Oh my!
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Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine!
So true!
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So true!
Oh this is so true for you as you really don't like raisins!!
(I remembered!!)
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What a fantastic memory you have! That's right, I L O A T H E them!
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(https://i.imgflip.com/27h83u.jpg)
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;D ;D ;D
Overheard at the Kremlin late last night:
Flunky: Your excellency, I have good news and bad news.
Putin: Okay, good news first, let’s hear it.
Flunky: We’ve settled on a name for the new cruiser under construction in the shipyard.
Putin: And the bad news?
Flunky: The “Moskva II.”
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:laugh: :laugh:
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/36/91/3d/36913d5f400c4168529e6c7b6c4b1e14.jpg)
;D ;D ;D
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LOL
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Excellent!
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(https://i.imgflip.com/27h83u.jpg)
LMAO
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Putin dies and goes to hell. However, since he’s used to doing deals with devils, he manages to get a day off from torment and goes home to Moscow to enjoy Vodka and see how Russia is doing in his absence.
The streets are clean, the shops are open, and people look well and relatively happy (for Russians). At the bar, he orders 3 Vodkas and sips them slowly, watching all the people nattering about sports and boasting about business, like the KGB spy he always was.
Satisfied, Putin turns to the bartender and asks “how much for the drinks?”
The bartender swiftly pulls out the cashless pay-terminal and tells him: “Five Euros”.
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:o ;D
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^^^^^ Oh dear!!
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;D
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(https://d2zw9f2dp6ompi.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/22123209/110.jpg)
Oh, God. TOO TRUE.
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LOL
Excellent!
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Great!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I actually kind of like the sound of a bagpipe though!
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Me too! My friend Rick went to a high school in suburban Maryland (Robert Peary) which was locally famous for their pipe band, and even though the public school was eventually closed, other schools took up the cause, and they still have a yearly Scottish Festival, which we have attended in the past.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I actually kind of like the sound of a bagpipe though!
;) ;) ;)
I like it too, but certainly not for hours on end.
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*hums Paul McCartney's "Mull of Kintyre"*
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:laugh:
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Wicked, but good. ;)
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Not thinking on her feet, but doing a good job anyway!
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*nods*
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There has never been a melody yet that couldn't be ruined by the accordion!
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LOL !!
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Very good, Chuck!
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GREAT!
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(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/my-therapist-says-45469-6216534e96470__700.jpg)
GREAT!
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(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/my-therapist-says-45466-6216520ecf4ba__700.jpg)
FAVORITE!
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I'd seen this one before and live it!!
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Guy said to his drinking pal " My dog died yesterday. I want him stuffed.
How much would it cost do ya think ? "
Pal replies " I stuffed a pussy last year and it cost me a house and two cars "!!
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;D
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Something (not) to put on any door frame:
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:laugh:
I love that!
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Something I should get for our bedroom. Hehe!
;D
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;D ;D ;D
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Something I should get for our bedroom. Hehe!
;D
That would be too funny! I LOVE it!! :laugh:
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;) :-*
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LOL
(isn't that Nicholas Cage, btw?)
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Yes, it is!
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(never liked that actor and that face)
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(never liked that actor and that face)
Yes I know what you mean. There was always something about him that just didn't seem quite right. I wanted to like his acting, but it just wasn't there for me. I never did like the way he looked.
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I'm glad you agree. I can't care for him, don't know how to explain it. And his presence on the screen made me always uncomfortable.
Simply not my kind of actor/man.
Good thing about him is his amazing hairiness, though! ;D
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-8a410cddc04b592051acbd53b7339b11-pjlq)
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:laugh:
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OMG! :laugh:
I have to admit it did take me about half a second! :D
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LOL
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:laugh:
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Swiped!
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Thought you might.
;D
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:laugh:
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;)
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I liked that song back then, since it reminded me of the deserts of NM and AZ from Army days.
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;)
I still like it.
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Ich glaube daß er nicht ein Deutschsprecher war!!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Swiped!
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Ich glaube daß er nicht ein Deutschsprecher war!!
Ich auch nicht!
;D
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Swiped!
Wusst' ich's doch!
:)
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:laugh:
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JEEEEEZ!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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LOL@"reptile dysfunction"
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LMAO@"last supper" - this is absurd and grotesque! ;D
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Sad - but very true:
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/the-closest-i-get-to-a-summer-fling-is-the-airport-pat-down-gdo.png)
Yep.
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Actually, it's a snake…
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Actually, it's a snake…
(https://c.tenor.com/bmUu8UDpY8YAAAAC/shirley-temple-giggle.gif)
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May I introduce to you:
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:laugh:
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;D
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May I introduce to you:
(https://scontent-frx5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/291402966_578725210284223_1635525977508216399_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=q-xyNjMJ3XIAX8v4qSV&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-2.xx&oh=00_AT9u8HYvHO1JsV2CArC3D8hfnRwUIN4mpvYMvgm8OpkU0A&oe=62CE0BC9)
I think that's actually pretty much the way he sees himself. I believe he's a race-car driver in addition to being an actor…and fairly stuck on himself, too.
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:o
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Yes. And if you've ever seen him in tighty-whities--well. You can't unsee THAT. Not exactly Chris Hemsworth. Or Jake, either. I'm thinking, folding chair?
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^^^^^^^
he must have a death wish! :laugh:
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;D ;)
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^^^^^^^
he must have a death wish! :laugh:
Did he ever!!!!
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;D :D
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression, he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And then finally, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh:
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;D
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During WW II many exclusive British clubs opened their doors to American servicemen.
One evening, in a 300-year-old club, an American Army NCO stopped a porter in a hallway and asked, “Hey Mac, where’s the fucking can?”
The porter replied, “Glad to be of service, sir. Please proceed down this hallway past the busts of the early British kings, take the first hallway to the right past the country landscapes of eighteenth-century estates. At the end of that hallway, sir, you will see a polished mahogany door and, on that door, you will see a brass plate that reads, ‘GENTLEMEN’, but do not let that deter you, sir — walk right in.”
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-071cd101fea1aa18500fe1bd1b917230-lq)
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e30091bf289063fabbb11ec0ab991247)
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:o
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e30091bf289063fabbb11ec0ab991247)
YUP.
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/291694593_1621790711540185_4342594472350885510_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=kry65ZWCgCwAX8QrXf_&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT_LwHChjRNMoQPKP_GR3VuyqYD7a_2qMxYOWQ2adCaGYg&oe=62E04D82)
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Yep!
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/291694593_1621790711540185_4342594472350885510_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=kry65ZWCgCwAX8QrXf_&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT_LwHChjRNMoQPKP_GR3VuyqYD7a_2qMxYOWQ2adCaGYg&oe=62E04D82)
Really great!!
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Yep!
;)
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Really great!!
:-*
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Bumper sticker I just saw:
I'm So Gay
I Can't Even Drive Straight
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;D
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:laugh:
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/294546783_591406989018142_997489124545861499_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=I1FiaLjTRBEAX_FTY2A&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-aAKg07Om1uI4KrUlKPGOU_A_YyJ7nWV8RtdajYt6dXg&oe=62E3C421)
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:laugh:
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;)
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Truth will out!
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Oh ja! Lügen haben kurze Beine.
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/295987486_5130982753696229_1592682513104760025_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=23YMwfFDuCUAX_U3_06&tn=gyL2orZGhevV0ly0&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=00_AT-DGH1kozCqHQNMQgeScRGfcad13A6HQABml4HXzuRHaw&oe=62E9653E)
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The response seems somehow disproportionate.
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/20287069_1611073932267403_4035190101236665046_o.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=AQwO5FbBjb4AX_VJvRM&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT9mn-nTrEfFhKMMtxTN532zgQHD3RuaK4Jomi3TW_tx1Q&oe=6309AFC3)
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Oh dear! Makaber, makaber...
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Probably NSFW, even for a statue. Unusual placement for a wasp nest.
https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/295929546_5258113030890603_1571214857526111541_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=x0nk89TFu90AX9H2PBD&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT_8dGOU02A3VOpqozl3s3IqxZpdkjhlFW5AS5lszYJP2Q&oe=62E95710
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;D ;D ;D
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/295295313_5689128234441993_4928304194583621136_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=o5kuNecgOn0AX-g_aEv&tn=gyL2orZGhevV0ly0&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8vCC2cVyJ61RWF7khgf_rdL2ffgaAoy8i_MeB2R6I1MQ&oe=62E8879E)
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Probably NSFW, even for a statue. Unusual placement for a wasp nest.
https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/295929546_5258113030890603_1571214857526111541_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=x0nk89TFu90AX9H2PBD&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT_8dGOU02A3VOpqozl3s3IqxZpdkjhlFW5AS5lszYJP2Q&oe=62E95710
The hornets were horny.
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A day late, and a dollar short! Sorry!
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4280/35316627050_c78f5450bb.jpg)
Happy Birthday royandronnie (Charlotte)!
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/785/39129266600_c6a63eea45_b.jpg)
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Probably NSFW, even for a statue. Unusual placement for a wasp nest.
https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/295929546_5258113030890603_1571214857526111541_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=x0nk89TFu90AX9H2PBD&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT_8dGOU02A3VOpqozl3s3IqxZpdkjhlFW5AS5lszYJP2Q&oe=62E95710
Oh crap! I laughed so hard I started coughing. This is so so funny. I had to make it bigger to look at it!! ;D :o 8). :P
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The hornets were horny.
LOL !
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A day late, and a dollar short! Sorry!
(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4280/35316627050_c78f5450bb.jpg)
Happy Birthday royandronnie (Charlotte)!
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/785/39129266600_c6a63eea45_b.jpg)
Oh, Chuck. Thanks so much!!
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/294955415_10159935298055281_6288140361562531389_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=qGE2nYEo1FYAX8iW-8n&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9d1ypPnqqUj65hsHAmq92EprvjvvK-LuEFK5bZFXt8MQ&oe=62EA4A78)
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/297025742_604777151015069_5708340715269026655_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=gguwC1RST3EAX8Cprpf&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT-zU3owql8ga8rvewm7LboeSe0GD8zElpxlNzTjesfjdg&oe=62ED0D7E)
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That should work.
I heard on the news yesterday that noodling, catching catfish by hand, has just been made legal in Louisiana. I was surprised that it was ever illegal. I'll leave the practice to others.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
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That should work.
;D
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I heard on the news yesterday that noodling, catching catfish by hand, has just been made legal in Louisiana. I was surprised that it was ever illegal. I'll leave the practice to others.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodling
:o
!!
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/296766511_560081675849693_8296516000053150099_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=Xg2isdtn7icAX9nrNiB&tn=FXC4MvfOgR3k8FO2&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8FaeHc2yLkLQ9bNoXmTisIBS_EmfIa9EfwA_yjptnlGQ&oe=62F120D7)
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:laugh:
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;)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/296766511_560081675849693_8296516000053150099_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=Xg2isdtn7icAX9nrNiB&tn=FXC4MvfOgR3k8FO2&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8FaeHc2yLkLQ9bNoXmTisIBS_EmfIa9EfwA_yjptnlGQ&oe=62F120D7)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;)
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It would ruin the taste.
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/298012051_5282674755101097_4829169425301314660_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=gbGn_x1NjpEAX83D-Nr&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT-nKa82HHos7BGaM0fz9VMSOzbSKt7PhHpJwxuBAxZEMw&oe=62F5A4E4)
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GD6qtc2_AQA/maxresdefault.jpg)
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;D
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/296724762_625354962282791_7884543376501024726_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2c4854&_nc_ohc=O266tIzMAQAAX--htRC&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=00_AT_Lszctt3wycsMwDCArUdktPa4Jyu4eMtyg6LYi7x6mLQ&oe=62F80B6A)
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It would ruin the taste.
(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/298012051_5282674755101097_4829169425301314660_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=gbGn_x1NjpEAX83D-Nr&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT-nKa82HHos7BGaM0fz9VMSOzbSKt7PhHpJwxuBAxZEMw&oe=62F5A4E4)
PLEASE tell me this is a joke. But then, the same people voted for Brexit…
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Well, it is one of the British tabloids, so it's hard to say.
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/296724762_625354962282791_7884543376501024726_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2c4854&_nc_ohc=O266tIzMAQAAX--htRC&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=00_AT_Lszctt3wycsMwDCArUdktPa4Jyu4eMtyg6LYi7x6mLQ&oe=62F80B6A)
Geklaut!
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WUSSTE ich's doch! ;)
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(https://scontent-ham3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/298321116_1794358850895930_5776123521322943547_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=ZI1yhmSEvbsAX8KqWpz&_nc_ht=scontent-ham3-1.xx&oh=00_AT_OlXCrGB2REprq9hWy-nrgWLvqjuo6XuAXY3ibyTY4hw&oe=62F8B982)
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I'm afraid I don't quite get that.
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They look like giant cocoons!
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I thought the same thing.
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A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...
"Go get your Mother."
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:laugh:
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***snort***
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I'm afraid I don't quite get that.
You don't?
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They look like giant cocoons!
Yep.
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300139245_588979126345364_5817458650802889669_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=kAyMmZvf_XsAX9FAWz8&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9zr2VpwUVKi23xxpBfwKSHuSH6F0av7_anyr4NqYXi-A&oe=63050D2D)
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:laugh:
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;)
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In a good sense!
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*smiles knowingly*
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/299723129_10160412562771096_7942003230440876799_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=r0_-OXGj_4kAX8xyFgX&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8jlM1VRmM8NLGJqr7vg-dZZYTQrg7boTKjUHCaRh9spg&oe=63082EBA)
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Yep!
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;D
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/299876741_1387472678423915_6550677081530573437_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p552x414&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=L4cCD3fRczcAX8QI25s&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-SgHI0umZzHiyDZhPJTXMJV-ts0pY4hZpG3Lj-w_CkzA&oe=63096B2A)
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Very good!
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;) ;) ;)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/299738444_619401979552586_3133668384286863021_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=nA1mIMEIpygAX8dP7Z0&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT86pcp8kZEFbH7iP4TLPTOJZwjHK6uTMna-Uygti3slXw&oe=63093A88)
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Grammarians have always been with us.
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Oh yes indeed!
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300518425_2186961974799938_5736332540961961828_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=b56KzlHR_n4AX9eq2-l&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9oZpkfH2OkwmB6ZIaH0IR6s8oD37AE-N3vJ-Bv60mWeg&oe=630A4E25)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/299738444_619401979552586_3133668384286863021_n.jpg?stp=cp1_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=nA1mIMEIpygAX8dP7Z0&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT86pcp8kZEFbH7iP4TLPTOJZwjHK6uTMna-Uygti3slXw&oe=63093A88)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300518425_2186961974799938_5736332540961961828_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=b56KzlHR_n4AX9eq2-l&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9oZpkfH2OkwmB6ZIaH0IR6s8oD37AE-N3vJ-Bv60mWeg&oe=630A4E25)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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As David Niven once said about the streaker who interrupted his presentation at the Oscar ceremony in 1974, "Isn't is fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off his clothes and showing his shortcomings?"
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Didn't see it happen 'live', but did see it in clips later on.
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As David Niven once said about the streaker who interrupted his presentation at the Oscar ceremony in 1974, "Isn't is fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off his clothes and showing his shortcomings?"
;D
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300518425_2186961974799938_5736332540961961828_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=b56KzlHR_n4AX9eq2-l&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9oZpkfH2OkwmB6ZIaH0IR6s8oD37AE-N3vJ-Bv60mWeg&oe=630A4E25)
I love the audience's eyes!! :laugh:
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:laugh: ;D
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What happens if you're too dependent on Google Translate.
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5737b104b62730d18adac0758f4891a8-lq)
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:laugh:
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And "polish the sausage" could have an interesting secondary meaning.
In French too?
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Oh yes! Bien sűr.
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/299293284_3222326228085627_4478778826078434600_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=-ftH63xf0pAAX8L6QPP&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT83P5LunwQRKXw0AoE7imN3PY4FkM1x7oiJwiXUwFnUdw&oe=630DB0D6)
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lmao!
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;D ;)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/299973077_442996767855376_5003329880838570074_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=jd3MP7kssnAAX-h8JSo&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT_2ugY3EcqooLHkGusx3_iVm5x9O97gDqAR30Hdod5e7g&oe=630D66FA)
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Well, that's a different pose from holding it up!
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;)
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Proof that there is life on Mars:
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/300091925_5217639608357935_8409016622589429587_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=OwxrHYxUI8MAX_AFoRb&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9tafUhrrfFkQ-XQFeovBPOyWfaj3Snc1Y11VpNaIAt3g&oe=630EE35A)
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But you may not want to eat it afterwards.
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blech!
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But you may not want to eat it afterwards.
;D
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blech!
:laugh:
:-X
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/qSfmfruvAhpKC2AeejP0GJcoZtOmXE0DCgBe98K1PUo.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=02153bb8106674c81265de43b1a65a8f63d2f3d4)
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(https://preview.redd.it/ez603dahvap31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5a29a0030041144db18e30ab9bd630d7ed079d99)
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(https://pics.me.me/when-waterloo-by-abba-comes-on-the-radio-and-you-776308.png)
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/qSfmfruvAhpKC2AeejP0GJcoZtOmXE0DCgBe98K1PUo.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=02153bb8106674c81265de43b1a65a8f63d2f3d4)
OMG!!!
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/qSfmfruvAhpKC2AeejP0GJcoZtOmXE0DCgBe98K1PUo.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=02153bb8106674c81265de43b1a65a8f63d2f3d4)
I love love love this!
8) :o :laugh:
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(https://preview.redd.it/ez603dahvap31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5a29a0030041144db18e30ab9bd630d7ed079d99)
Don't think I 'get' this.
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(https://pics.me.me/when-waterloo-by-abba-comes-on-the-radio-and-you-776308.png)
LMAO - excellent!
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Don't think I 'get' this.
Hiya Ingy.
It's the expression on the statue, representing the person talking. The person is saying his mother is saying "my son doesn't use pot", but the expression on the statue looks stoned, as if it has just finished a joint, suggesting the mother is clueless.
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Ah, right.
;D
Thanks!
:)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/303009522_1394959924341857_1550591246411173784_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=cW2bJ_Dqv0IAX_HWBOz&tn=N9X3ozIdKwD1WHxk&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-ofUH-uQ-wJLAbfyKovuST64CnXw8kBbvnE16Nhd98cA&oe=6316C4C7)
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:laugh:
Or if you add Navidad to it,
(https://external-preview.redd.it/QW34QDQXjBEoD30SqusSACBcCxhstPDb4w_UGIqI-cs.png?auto=webp&s=4531b8d60572170f5c0efdaaee97633aecec94f4)
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;D ;)
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And swiped!
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Das war doch klar. ;D
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305291846_645880840230203_6677535413629117537_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2c4854&_nc_ohc=nPUjtkxy6G0AX8zDxbw&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8qGeTeF57WiEKnuOm7RfcsyclU2KbjIPK2h4Ndsi6nhw&oe=631DD6C8)
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wah wah waaaaaah
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;D
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Very good!
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;) :)
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Und auch geklaut!
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Soso!
;D
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305224289_1988329314694460_1769258243327748866_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=EZa6bQfpRTsAX8nHqew&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT-bcSJAQFz1LhlY5072SYefWhtxORKcitxX2vaS0z8aFQ&oe=631F56A0)
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that's actually cute.
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;)
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Does anyone remember a series put in here a long, LONG time ago in which each of several vignettes ended "and THAT'S when the fight started?"
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I don't recall that. Hmmmmmmm
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Me neither, I'm afraid. And a search of those words on this website doesn't yield anything except for this post.
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305027882_10228764818886624_5801264140162801786_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=E3jiZ1GFrLMAX9edmq2&tn=A4a7j4W4ga_cNBLM&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8lH812vI7qt6wCFqfj8qQGOI8DBK0Vc9LZilgslD50Sw&oe=6322E05A)
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;D
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;)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305027882_10228764818886624_5801264140162801786_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=E3jiZ1GFrLMAX9edmq2&tn=A4a7j4W4ga_cNBLM&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8lH812vI7qt6wCFqfj8qQGOI8DBK0Vc9LZilgslD50Sw&oe=6322E05A)
Perfect!! ;D
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;) ;) ;)
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Love this:
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306331095_2417202035099488_5213620052311062936_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=C3ut097_VN8AX97ypdg&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-AyFfh7JP2t5YyqMK1YTAv1w6YqGS1ecdpxeOorADYAQ&oe=63239FF3)
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:laugh:
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;)
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Love this:
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306331095_2417202035099488_5213620052311062936_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=C3ut097_VN8AX97ypdg&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-AyFfh7JP2t5YyqMK1YTAv1w6YqGS1ecdpxeOorADYAQ&oe=63239FF3)
Heh heh heh heh! :laugh:
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;D ;)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/303302498_608386174137204_7924479836014307671_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=aCKlQYaAPaQAX8_zhkU&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT9FL8Db0KAO6bn1XMwrCWSecpJkJVCEgxSAzehVyGabCQ&oe=6325F060)
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Though the drool might be a bit uncomfortable.
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I was thinking the same thing. Yuck!
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Ewww...
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305957385_1093043994651367_3452229990619194174_n.png?stp=dst-png_p552x414&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=qkhxA2gN_B8AX9e9tZX&tn=zE8z7X8uDRsj3OiH&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT_Yj-0bqevUKE1VAs9kwMOD4Q45dH3cZ1cubZsrPV0vyQ&oe=632661D8)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305827433_154696477204150_4636849627733302365_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=vVe1vl85a_oAX-1ruKX&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-G1NbN4-SL5f6QPEyI4gdqQhMs9QanF7vid6WJXM1VtA&oe=63268812)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306543485_159180713376685_908684031511296380_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=vYmnmBXKqtIAX8CSuZN&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8UnF9xZbxrFGOt-LdI2c6lpX0XbPrAWElx0bpIt00vqA&oe=63266D09)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306857999_159436036684486_1462546117379438230_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=tDBSJc_Xq58AX_8JTrh&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8kryOGto-CEJiXVxrTqQUo4b_9JwjMRIyTTMKYWpwggg&oe=63274B3E)
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306543485_159180713376685_908684031511296380_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=vYmnmBXKqtIAX8CSuZN&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8UnF9xZbxrFGOt-LdI2c6lpX0XbPrAWElx0bpIt00vqA&oe=63266D09)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306474560_1851329221878926_8247352041211241956_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=A8PJDPIYChwAX9SuPHH&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8SLnp2uL-Oh-cUF4JwHGbs7ktj7-D1mz9ZLLuSui-stg&oe=632696B1)
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was
a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.
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Sweet revenge!
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306099214_3161363040783453_6813642677857822068_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=Fc6MmdbhlKcAX95oX7Q&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-HnAO__kGzXAv8p-6MmzMo_QjhtwzbaSOXOFaKxAYltw&oe=632823DD)
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was
a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.
God, that's good--said the wife! Although when I forwarded it, I updated it to say he texted her and she left him a message at the hotel.
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/305957385_1093043994651367_3452229990619194174_n.png?stp=dst-png_p552x414&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=qkhxA2gN_B8AX9e9tZX&tn=zE8z7X8uDRsj3OiH&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT_Yj-0bqevUKE1VAs9kwMOD4Q45dH3cZ1cubZsrPV0vyQ&oe=632661D8)
I snort laughed. :laugh:
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was
a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.
I love it!!! FANTASTIC! :laugh:
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I snort laughed. :laugh:
;) ;) ;)
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/297479374_5662166093795465_3686825743888018208_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=XdtjJaHy1RcAX9lrlq7&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8jWo0N8LS8jV9KTVGNVHNxkFmc1qRGYi60rCtzgp3uzg&oe=63286539)
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/297479374_5662166093795465_3686825743888018208_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=XdtjJaHy1RcAX9lrlq7&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8jWo0N8LS8jV9KTVGNVHNxkFmc1qRGYi60rCtzgp3uzg&oe=63286539)
;D ;D ;D
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;) ;) ;)
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(Carole & Aretha would be proud...)
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/297479374_5662166093795465_3686825743888018208_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=XdtjJaHy1RcAX9lrlq7&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8jWo0N8LS8jV9KTVGNVHNxkFmc1qRGYi60rCtzgp3uzg&oe=63286539)
Wait, what? "You make me feel like A natural…ladies' room?"
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/297479374_5662166093795465_3686825743888018208_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=XdtjJaHy1RcAX9lrlq7&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT8jWo0N8LS8jV9KTVGNVHNxkFmc1qRGYi60rCtzgp3uzg&oe=63286539)
Swiped!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fcs79xmaIAE39m1?format=png&name=small)
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Wait, what? "You make me feel like A natural…ladies' room?"
Almost.
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Swiped!
I knew it!
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(Don't get the shire thing. Although I know what a shire and what Worcestershire sauce is.)
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(Don't get the shire thing. Although I know what a shire and what Worcestershire sauce is.)
Play on "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times," from Tale of Two Cities. Worchestershire--if I'm not mansplaining to you here--is pronounced "wuss-tisher." It's a bit weak, in my opinion, since "worst" is pronounced "werst."
Anyway. FWIW!
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Ok, thanks.
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(https://scontent-frx5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306909334_574267521111382_5104021565454735178_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s600x600&_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=QQfV3XpvKeoAX9giuzt&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-2.xx&oh=00_AT8lSz970P4q_b3tnm8x7YeR6a68KJ8JM4-cyg0kgvhCGw&oe=632A5BD8)
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OMG!! I laughed so hard, I lost my breath!!! :laugh:
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;D ;D ;D
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306804450_3244715729180010_3369991638071043009_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xEJ5RO2qutcAX_nWLsd&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-v5pmheIWM4lz2FG6ScPDhOg0CXBj2C7whccXxMU5-uw&oe=632B2F8E)
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Priorities.
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Absolutely!
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/307696870_456759146491806_446772358136274223_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=37i_UrXWXRIAX-toGco&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8thcvK9i_Bmbqg4YLe9eA_P8STQHm4UwSgZt2dgcEWVA&oe=632F77A7)
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Very cheesy!
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Fromagiert, gewissermaßen.
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/306611566_3244712682513648_2652190600559322380_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=4avm8IHocw0AX_7FC6X&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT_bNwtF4lNc42ShIWwE1VgyifXa0E9Dqa9THvWj7BVdrA&oe=63316CB8)
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;D
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;)
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Big Hand for the Little Lady!!
All the media have been awash the last ten days with stories about the late Queen Elizabeth, of course. Yesterday's New York Times Style section was no exception, giving nearly a full page to the meticulous--nay, microscopic--attention she gave to every detail of her appearance as the public would see it. One of the last bits detailed how she carefully chose each of her brooches, most of them gifts, for significance and symbolism appropriate to the occasion. The article gave two examples: at Philip's funeral, she wore a pin he had once given her. The second example given was from 2018, when she received a state visit from a dude named Dumpsterfire, or something like that. On that occasion, she wore another brooch which had once been a gift…from Barack Obama.
Can we have a "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN?!"
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/308609236_461160022718385_5444351443178826078_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p180x540&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=EcV1bsb74LEAX-XNPlE&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT-o7NNjK6mfvT7VZYbAp-X_sAZ48f-Hp2f94Q6UX4Qs2w&oe=63370CB1)
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/310234503_624190186157591_7535373008609760632_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=dDo3j-958NEAX-ODY7A&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT-eWdeCGWRqWkVWRw5BJ7LZAjJPfuXsxeWVSYcp4we0tg&oe=63406172)
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Yep!
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;D
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/310234503_624190186157591_7535373008609760632_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=dDo3j-958NEAX-ODY7A&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AT-eWdeCGWRqWkVWRw5BJ7LZAjJPfuXsxeWVSYcp4we0tg&oe=63406172)
:laugh:
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OK, just had to swipe it!
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Selbstverständlich.
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This looks naughty:
(https://www.splashlearn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Puss-in-boots-.jpg)
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/310007541_5621287654584004_4228892352090152219_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=qFxxDIwR7woAX_GrLgr&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=00_AT9acUe7m6KZyLsdJ5jNWsgI2ePPaIy-KJuKKrcHAoHYQA&oe=6340AAB4)
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;D
Something to help Vlad the Impaled get through these increasingly long winter nights.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgGlaJrX0AEabcm.jpg)
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:o
8)
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/309121346_631302082113068_6748930118538734025_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=5i3CfLWSMHcAX_xDkj_&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=00_AT9pwsu7wKVUIE5etb3tHpN0g54rQjaGKHy9Cx_PVWAj9A&oe=634B3B35)
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Oh dear! :laugh:
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;D
:laugh:
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That could be painful.
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That WILL be painful.
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(https://scontent-frt3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/309121346_631302082113068_6748930118538734025_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=5i3CfLWSMHcAX_xDkj_&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-2.xx&oh=00_AT9pwsu7wKVUIE5etb3tHpN0g54rQjaGKHy9Cx_PVWAj9A&oe=634B3B35)
OUCH!!
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Indeed.
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311014919_10159340085556491_7285324864959297316_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=aaigliCVyeQAX_3VUKa&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8N3CgRCZrfSdBJbHrcOtZKUuBXww8mJoN83R8RzxZfsw&oe=634BE25F)
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Indeed.
:P :laugh:
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311014919_10159340085556491_7285324864959297316_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=aaigliCVyeQAX_3VUKa&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8N3CgRCZrfSdBJbHrcOtZKUuBXww8mJoN83R8RzxZfsw&oe=634BE25F)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
;D
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(https://scontent-muc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311014919_10159340085556491_7285324864959297316_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=aaigliCVyeQAX_3VUKa&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.xx&oh=00_AT8N3CgRCZrfSdBJbHrcOtZKUuBXww8mJoN83R8RzxZfsw&oe=634BE25F)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;D ;)
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/311255128_5642014472530498_6691616019227571531_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=K8uPR-AdOBgAX_YoreX&tn=WZ8Dypmg_AsouJIH&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AT-mYuRdmuU5QZHfrI5QpKeBC3zqpd8hYKjHmtPvlP2kRA&oe=634CB8E3)
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/312109111_5485073154861255_8427049314901662608_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=bwKXuhQelYoAX8338nU&tn=MeQ9-mxiJfYi-22J&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AT83M3vjWpt7gofk0P_3CJvbMAWLcnJA5q9-SaT2oq5oTQ&oe=6353DDEB)
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:laugh"
The lady likes sausage!
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And the sausages like HER!
:o
;D
8)
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they are standing at attention.
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erect!
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/312494618_10227023745766996_2790178433047156272_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=K7fN6QNotnkAX9fQ5N3&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AT9lJCTTqSdR0yqiKIXWCzHWq-9kOefleedh6V4YkKua_Q&oe=635842C3)
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Ooh!
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/312732060_8214000995307964_1292267312348748522_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=Si7XG9CIcjEAX922zjS&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=00_AT-7Ip3p5WgQcJbpHMGYXk8xhl2gnPTCCn9In5qQpnPHtA&oe=63599DED)
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;D
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Ooh!
;)
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Almost a frog... ;D
(https://external-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/emg1/v/t13/3117926910601086612?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuttgarter-nachrichten.de%2Fmedia.media.f025a1c1-8dde-4734-a1c4-106ba550bf44.original1024.jpg&fb_obo=1&utld=stuttgarter-nachrichten.de&stp=c0.5000x0.5000f_dst-jpg_flffffff_p500x261_q75&ccb=13-1&oh=06_AbGnGDmycEkdFni6VefsodeQzu0g6qb-kQEq10tMI7R0pw&oe=63596629&_nc_sid=a349d5)
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There are 10 kinds of people … those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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An actual funeral home, in Buffalo NY.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/5551/14720636608_2edca0c672_b.jpg)
If you have to ask....
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yes, and you can't take it with you!
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maybe you can........
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c7/aa/05/c7aa057417e81072abbe19a083d8a96f.jpg)
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;D
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An actual funeral home, in Buffalo NY.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/5551/14720636608_2edca0c672_b.jpg)
If you have to ask....
Nope, I got it immediately!! :)
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maybe you can........
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/c7/aa/05/c7aa057417e81072abbe19a083d8a96f.jpg)
HEH!!
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A lot of imitators…but only one Far Side!
Though "Close to Home" is quite good.
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There are 10 kinds of people … those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
;D
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An actual funeral home, in Buffalo NY.
(https://live.staticflickr.com/5551/14720636608_2edca0c672_b.jpg)
If you have to ask....
!!
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Excellent:
(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/317078896_511122441055476_5793106581220511684_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=pwap-Mr__w0AX_58E91&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfCaHjybWO3M9_6J2dHgrVw6UprsiDx_2gHPAbGOvew3tQ&oe=638B7B3D)
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;D
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;)
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/317438650_5879676645433048_29852732682384850_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=uVFcBPqG9k4AX-s_Q0o&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AfCl5EAcUEtr0UY-HHZQTjkXnzwSLycIPLKWUC-gkDVPUw&oe=638C54ED)
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^^^^^^ :laugh:
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:laugh:
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;)
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(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52534430667_8be7cc8b7e_z.jpg)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;D
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oh my! LOL
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/242404939_4637756886255358_8084744896566472460_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=hQQr4ebkwowAX8rps4D&_nc_oc=AQmCN8wXogIKLEIvXnhOQgJYmWKhYR2Y6AogA7muRcMPCm4ukmfS4e70PPO1YzRs19-RGrPjkHPz-OcRaU_k5MBP&tn=X2Il-WwvSVvDzOva&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=00_AfAnUk1NAcCtJ0-5bYrSmv259nFo0s3Ek5hc8J2fmcWfyA&oe=638DF3AD)
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^^^Definitely swiped!
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oh my! LOL
That's kinda what I said after I laughed really loudly! ;D
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(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/242404939_4637756886255358_8084744896566472460_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=hQQr4ebkwowAX8rps4D&_nc_oc=AQmCN8wXogIKLEIvXnhOQgJYmWKhYR2Y6AogA7muRcMPCm4ukmfS4e70PPO1YzRs19-RGrPjkHPz-OcRaU_k5MBP&tn=X2Il-WwvSVvDzOva&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=00_AfAnUk1NAcCtJ0-5bYrSmv259nFo0s3Ek5hc8J2fmcWfyA&oe=638DF3AD)
:laugh: :laugh:
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Unclear on the Concept:
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52534430667_8be7cc8b7e_z.jpg)
"Always have on clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
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^^^Definitely swiped!
I KNEW it!
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Not exactly 'good taste', but the expression made me giggle nevertheless:
https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/317683445_5530158560415035_3548233380429245737_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=s8uZ4II4K-wAX9BxiTf&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AfDEUWIiGTk7Xnmg9lH1X_80vlnpI8DFPlJuk5lEYS2Tzg&oe=6392F7F9
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Along the same lines, though perhaps a little more socially acceptable!
"Sweat is fat crying."
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*nods*
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/318312396_609654060959592_4972686171620053855_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=8HszT6un-G8AX8sWfBG&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfBxoNFCrPa0c2iXbJb8P5UtEz2Ilkhu9j_K_1qb5peN8g&oe=6396E717)
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:laugh:
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;)
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Must be nice, to be able to lie on the floor and commune with a bird. LOL
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And feel the cozy fur of a wild tiger/lion on your back...
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(https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/g116/CellarDweller115/162780322_10158862478182348_412356426982812522_n.jpg)
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;D
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/318749527_697606911759425_1209104465395247847_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=quz69VMbn_cAX9n9TPG&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfCyPuwMSj2pgZ04okGMymXOQeyIzYMPGQu7qgUZZuQSlw&oe=63970A39)
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^^^
That's my kind of humor, heh!
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Last night I had a Brokeback Mountain cocktail. It was two in tents.
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/318749527_697606911759425_1209104465395247847_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=quz69VMbn_cAX9n9TPG&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfCyPuwMSj2pgZ04okGMymXOQeyIzYMPGQu7qgUZZuQSlw&oe=63970A39)
Geklaut!
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^^^
That's my kind of humor, heh!
;) ;) ;)
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Geklaut!
Na klar doch!
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Last night I had a Brokeback Mountain cocktail. It was two in tents.
You know, I once read a sci-fi story that suggested that the reason we groan when we read puns is that they are the only form of humor humans invented--other kinds from aliens. --Well, Ennis believed he wasn't queer…
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Inspired by Ingy and Lyle!
BEWARE! Puns inside!
https://scoop.upworthy.com/vet-clinic-funny-roadside-signs-make-customers-smile-550030
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;D
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(https://www.cartalk.com/sites/default/files/blogs/backseatdrivers/chrome.png)
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They look almost froggylike.
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Thanks, Chuck, I forgot how to make it smaller!
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You're welcome buddy!
The forum is supposed to resize it automatically, not sure why it didn't do that to yours.
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(https://www.cartalk.com/sites/default/files/blogs/backseatdrivers/chrome.png)
JEEEEEEZ.
***Shakes head**"
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/319981910_1567216363725066_3319876669804232509_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=Inw_iNi9iXIAX-l1lNa&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAXb1KeGoHmPpQ3zKzIsWLWrlORNKWeCF3-ngTUv7VsOw&oe=63A0B13F)
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(This works only when his family name is pronouced the English way, of course.)
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You know I had to swipe this one!
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I remember in high school going to a record store, and the sales person pronouncing the name as Batch!
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You know I had to swipe this one!
Yes I do!
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I remember in high school going to a record store, and the sales person pronouncing the name as Batch!
Oh dear.
The French say "bac", as the river ferry, pronounced Buck (in English spelling).
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(https://www.cartalk.com/sites/default/files/blogs/backseatdrivers/chrome.png)
God'll get you for that one, Fritz!!
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This one belongs in "The Biography of PDQ Bach!" Are you familiar with the last, and least, of JS Bach's children, Ingmar?
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Let me interrupt our usual holiday hijinks for the following truly touching story forwarded to me by a friend:
"I love this story.
Lay down what's bothering you,
breath in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice,
because the flow that has passed will never pass
again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play
many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to
play at a graveside service for
a homeless man. He had no family
or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's
cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not
familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being
a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had
evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There
were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating
lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault
lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do,
so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I
played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and
friends. I played like I've never played before
for this homeless man. And as I played "Amazing
Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept,
we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my
bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung
low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say,
"I never seen anything like that before, and I've
been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost....it's a man thing."
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So, the Pences sent Hanukkah greetings. Though something appears to be missing.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0aba95b081963a4937e228bad68a0370dccf0425beaa2a77a022af95f18bb2fe.png)
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:laugh:
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This one belongs in "The Biography of PDQ Bach!" Are you familiar with the last, and least, of JS Bach's children, Ingmar?
I am indeed.
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So, the Pences sent Hanukkah greetings. Though something appears to be missing.
(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0aba95b081963a4937e228bad68a0370dccf0425beaa2a77a022af95f18bb2fe.png)
"Labia menorah…" Oy vey! --I would say this ham-fisted (!!) shout-out qualifies as "cultural appropriation." I'm frankly just surprised Mike Pence even knows what a menorah is. Though I wouldn't count on him being able to spell the word. They are infidels, after all.
Perhaps it's a deliberate omission…?
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/319822787_4205602359665317_5505358860069860913_n.png?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=iKvA4XroiKcAX8BRD6a&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfBz7aHfbYI-6bEvPyM2WvUzine4N5AAF4h5RX-hyazlGQ&oe=63A9577D)
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Beach art - NSFW !!
https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/322801916_488853130001863_6907759470766350842_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=_dRqgHxv_2kAX8wMEjP&tn=hb-sn8E0uDmSiA8N&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfCPvIa_DPw5WxFbq-NC_85Ij5M1f7GjZCX7IAM0DJenBA&oe=63B23D78
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Oh my! :laugh:
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;D :D 8)
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Now THAT'S a woody! Happy New Year!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(https://i.imgur.com/EwGlS2N_d.webp?maxwidth=520&shape=thumb&fidelity=high)
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Now THAT'S a woody! Happy New Year!
;) ;D
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"This is the worst day in my 20 years in Congress," George Santos was heard saying.
"There was never this much chaos when George Santos was Speaker of the House."
"George Santos said that if the House can't get its act together he's going back to being a Senator."
"George Santos for Speaker! He embodies all Republican values!"
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Oh geeez. lol
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;D
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lmao!
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/323099138_1235682073958340_5744023408403353555_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2c4854&_nc_ohc=_ec7nTUVpTsAX__GZNO&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAmtZWLBP1XNW7lsEIs-pUfqdua_Br6AVQumHdgFdNTyQ&oe=63BF4C20)
Too bad he didn't stab the banjo!!
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;D
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Very patient!
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N'est-ce pas?
;)
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Geklaut!
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Dachte ich mir!
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(https://media0.giphy.com/media/Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9525mbim8gvwi34qrt4qd0u8zymnv4k2zn2eia6tz5f&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
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;D
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(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/322865565_556315479747909_687483342938007205_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=oXAi73X-_yIAX-ypvcA&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfDV9ThjJQELwf2BFNeKtPzDi5u1KNkULEPtwP3h-fH85Q&oe=63C6B4AD)
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Reminds me of the one about the Dalai Lama visiting the United Nations. He stepped outside, went straight to a nearby hotdog stand, and told the operator, "Make me one with everything."
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LOL
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Reminds me of the one about the Dalai Lama visiting the United Nations. He stepped outside, went straight to a nearby hotdog stand, and told the operator, "Make me one with everything."
Long ago when I was in total fangirl mode, I sent Jake a T-shirt which had some version of that joke on it, after I heard that he was into Buddhism. It was like "How does the Dalai Lama order a hot dog?" and the answer below or on the back. It was a forest- or olive-colored shirt. I wonder if he ever even saw it? Sigh--ou sont les nieges d'antan?--and all that sort of thing.
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;D ;D ;D
(https://scontent-fra5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/313431129_488469193307365_3818538010417802404_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=7hrulwJqmesAX8NvQcO&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.xx&oh=00_AfAC-HPMJhQw4NZbOKio3d4vSuD4ZWOjl1c2v8KSzSj4TA&oe=63CB4B66)
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Geklaut!
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(https://i.imgflip.com/4g5em1.jpg)
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Geklaut!
Natürlich. ;)
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Inevitably!
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the tomorrow that never comes.....
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Inevitably!
Buttofcourse.
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the tomorrow that never comes.....
;) :D
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Wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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;D
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;D
So in Germany it's always ju!
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Ganz genau.
:)
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Q. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
A. No one has wondered if Putin has video of Trump watching a garbanzo bean.
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;D
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lmao! The expressions on the people in the audience.
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I know...
*grins*
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oh dear. lol
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;D
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That's what a lot of it sounds like at times.
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Ganz genau.
"Musique aléatoire."
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Alea iacta est.
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Another connection: Stéphane Mallarmé's groundbreaking poem UN COUP DE DES.
("N'abolira jamais le hasard.")
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Good luck!
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:laugh:
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Good luck!
;D
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:laugh:
;)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxNC1iNjU1NTc5NzIzODc4ZjJl_52f64f72285f1.png)
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That's terrible. :(
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxNC1iNjU2NTU2OWJlZTYwYWY3.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxNC1hNDJkOTlhMWE3NmMyMTZi.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi02OTJjNGIzYzQyNjU3OTEz_52f139697005e.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1329226898050_1256889.png)
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(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1296578149868_8549760.png)
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^^^^^^^^^
Pragmatism...
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:laugh:
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;)
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(https://scontent-frx5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/327806163_947265996311466_7362053312632161867_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=hIi7J7Dma6MAX-_OtN2&_nc_ht=scontent-frx5-1.xx&oh=00_AfBhXpsQYxxEYX5xfbAAnGPoHxnceuNp1eDKthcvK5KKgQ&oe=63E536BA)
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Yeah, I wouldn't use that bathroom! LOL
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;D
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(https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/25776e04f566f4d08cbad94585adf7b4a98d0abb09d46845fd3622f06ad2a38c.jpg)
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!!
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(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52686194170_2e3f1ecff3_o.jpg)
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:laugh:
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Excellent!
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:laugh:
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;D
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:D the cone ;D
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;) ;) ;)
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wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah lol
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;D
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From Larry OregonDoggie over on FB:
The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!
The query:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed: Desperate
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)…
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck
Tech Support 😆😆😆
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INag 5.3 :D
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:laugh:
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;D
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True!
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;)
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Totally Unreasonable… (Sent to me by a Regular Contributor)
Why do peanuts float in a regular Coke and sink in a Diet Coke? Go ahead and try it.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? Taxes?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? I've never seen a sign that says 'Two or more LIVE people needed to use the HOV lane.'
If the Professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the 'Alphabet' song and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
How did the man who made the first clock know what time to set it to?
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Lol and lol. :D
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;D ;D :D
There could be some vertical markings near the man’s head, too. :laugh:
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Absolutely. :)
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;D :laugh:
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Definitiv geklaut!
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Das wusste ich doch gleich. :)
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UP IN THE AIR
After the mandatory safety talk in the airplane, the pilot forgets to turn off the microphone... He turns to his copilot and says: "First I’m going to enjoy this cup of coffee, and then I'm gonna bang the sexy new blonde stewardess."
Everyone on the flight hears this. When the new blonde stewardess realizes what's going on, she starts to sprint to the front of the plane to warn the pilot that his mic is still on, but she trips and falls right in front of a little old lady sitting in an aisle seat.
The old lady bends down and whispers, “Slow down, honey! Didn’t you hear him say that he wanted to enjoy his coffee first?”
:laugh:
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I love it!
;)
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Oh that’s so cute. I have a friend that love gnomes so I’ll have to send that to her!
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Good. :)
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;D
Gute Reise!
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we'll just suppose he's also metrosexual…
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we'll just suppose he's also metrosexual…
I question that, given where the stick appears to be going.
;)
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;D Riding that stick all the way gnome.
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he does seem happy. ;)
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From my most Regular Contributor, "lasthike:"
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.
(Winston Churchill loved them).
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but, it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
7. Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of an emergency, notify... I answered "a doctor."
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still. . think they are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive again.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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Fried escargots!
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;D
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Haha! 🐌 🐌 🐌
I just saw a set of escargot dishes at a thrift store, oddly enough.
They looked like dessert plates for deviled quail eggs.
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Haha! 🐌 🐌 🐌
I just saw a set of escargot dishes at a thrift store, oddly enough.
They looked like dessert plates for deviled quail eggs.
I wonder what happened to the one I had decades ago. It came with special little forks for extractingg the escargots from their shells.
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:laugh:
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I wonder what happened to the one I had decades ago. It came with special little forks for extractingg the escargots from their shells.
I know exactly what you mean.
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:laugh:
;)
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I had a little girl say to me yesterday whe I had arranged the salt and pepper shaker at the restaurant in the middle of our table so everyone could reach it:
Q: What did the salt say when he met the pepper?
A: Season’s Greetings!
:laugh: :laugh:
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Wise little girl!
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ba dum, tiss!
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LOL
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^^^^^^
Davina Michaela! ;) :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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Florida needs a David like that PRONTO :laugh: ;D
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Yessssssssssss!
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Especially for southern gardeners…
https://biggeekdad.com/2011/09/redneck-gardening/
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LOL! When he said "pocket knife" and a cleaver came out, I cried!
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LOL! When he said "pocket knife" and a cleaver came out, I cried!
My favorite moment too!
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Last year I replaced all the windows in
my house with those expensive,
double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot
who installed them. The man
complained that the work had been
completed a year ago, and I still hadn't
paid for them.
HHHelloo.......just because I'm blond
doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I told him just what his
fast talking sales guy told me last
year... that these windows would pay
for themselves in a year.
Hellooooo, it's been a year, so they're
paid for, I told him. There was only
silence at the other end of the line, so
I finally hung up. He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot!!!
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can’t see the image for some reason. ::)
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Same here.
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It was a FB quote, so after 24 hours these links are 'gone'. Nothing that can be done about that...
Too bad, it was a good one.
You came too late.
;D
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Better than coming too soon! ;D
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Depending on the situation, you might be right.
8)
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Haha matzo man! :laugh:
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Haha matzo man! :laugh:
Dough Boy Unleavened Boy
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Unleavened boy doesn’t sound
nearly as cute as Dough Boy. :laugh: :laugh:
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(https://ychef.files.bbci.co.uk/976x549/p08mqhyl.jpg)
Matzo, matzo man! I've got to be a matzo man!
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Unleavened boy doesn’t sound
nearly as cute as Dough Boy. :laugh: :laugh:
Is Unleavened Boy anything like Uncut Boy?
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;D
:-X
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Unleavened boy doesn’t sound
nearly as cute as Dough Boy. :laugh: :laugh:
True. But flat boy sounds even worse!! ;)
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Is Unleavened Boy anything like Uncut Boy?
Maybe........
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It's totally amazing the questionable directions we can go..... 8) :o ;D ::) :laugh:
I've always loved that this happens, knowing I'm not the only one with a twisted mind!! ???
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Certainly not! ;) :-*
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(https://ychef.files.bbci.co.uk/976x549/p08mqhyl.jpg)
Matzo, matzo man! I've got to be a matzo man!
Lol Chuck!! 8) :P :laugh:
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:laugh:
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;)
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Oh this is SOOO good, and funny! :laugh:
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;) ;) ;)
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Lol….
I love the alexa spoof that I saw somewhere a while back. The grandparents didn’t get it, and were yelling at the lamps and other appliances thinkng they were all alexa-driven. :laugh:
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;) :)
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:laugh: :laugh:
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;)
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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The young have been known to bolt down their food.
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2408545100de3b1ba50f691be69b881e)
I disagree. Far too flattering.
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The young have been known to bolt down their food.
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Haha awww this is so cute!!
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In order to avoid such awkward situations, we purchased a second chair years ago.
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;D
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More from Frequent Contributor--Part One:
•How to parallel park: 1. Park somewhere else.
•My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy.
They don't know I'm laughing because it's hereditary.
•If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal: it's science.
•Anyone remember the good ol' days, before Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them a picture of your dinner? No? Me neither. Stop it.
• I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row!!
• I'm so glad I was young and stupid BEFORE there were camera phones…
• I don't let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore.
• Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
• Billion-dollar idea: a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!!"
• Hold on, I've gotta overthink about it.
• If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up…that's a squat, right?
• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
• I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me."
• Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. --Mark Twain
• I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round and round.
• Me, sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red: "I can't see you anymore…I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!"
Trainer: "It was a sit-up. You did one sit-up."
• Elementary-school kids have phones. When I was a kid, I put glue on my hands so I could peel it off when it dried.
* Brain: "I can see you're trying to sleep. Can I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last the ten years?"
• Saw a store with a sign that reads "We treat you like family!"
Yup--NOT going in THERE!
• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He is from India and is very concerned about my car warranty.
• On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
• I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.
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Especially the last one!
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OMG! I laughed so hard and loud at the last one!! I might have to try that one!! :laugh:
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From Frequent Contributor, Part 2!
• It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
• I've been watching my weight. It's still there.
• It's fine to eat a "test" grape in the produce section, but take ONE bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's all "sir, you need to leave."
• You dropped something when you were younger, you just picked it up. Now you stare at it for a bit, wondering if you actually need it anymore.
• Had a bad mixup at the store today…when the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card.
• Turns out, when asked who is your favorite child, you're supposed to pick one of your own. I know that now.
• I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
• My superpower is holding onto junk for years and then throwing it away a week before I need it.
•Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster. Now I have to sit here until we're both dead.
•You think you know stress? When I grew up, if you missed a TV show, you just missed it. Forever.
• Gonna ask Mom if her offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.
• I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.
• One thing no one ever talks about when it comes to being an adult is how much time we spend debating keeping a cardboard box because it's, you know…a really good box.
• I may not have lost my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.
• I don't know how to use TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, and tell time on clocks with hands…so there.
• Sorry I'm late. I got here as soon as I wanted to.
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^^^^^^ OMG! These are all me!!!!
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Lol 14 again. :laugh: :laugh:
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Lol 14 again. :laugh: :laugh:
I put that on my FB page! It's me!!! ;D
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This friend of mine, who is in his late 70s or early 80s, frequently sends me stuff like this, or "If you remember THESE, you're older than dirt:" things like those 25˘ jukeboxes they used to have on restaurant tables, or vacuum tubes. This LONG series was also one of the best--and I identify with a lot of them too. Especially "It only takes one slow person in the grocery store…" by the way--isn't vacuum supposed to be spelt with two "c"s as well as two "u"s? I always thought it was!
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578
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I will say, the name of the town is the icing on the cake. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I know where Ennis and Jack are going on their next vacay!!You won't hear Jack complaining about the cold THIS time!
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I will say, the name of the town is the icing on the cake. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's also located in 'Conception' Bay!! :laugh:
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578
Oh dang, the tip fell off!! :o ??? :laugh:
What gets me is that there is actually a Dildo, Newfoundland and a Conception Harbor!
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Oh dang, the tip fell off!! :o ??? :laugh:
What gets me is that there is actually a Dildo, Newfoundland and a Conception Harbor!
One thing leads to another.
And they didn't get a chance to do a religious ceremony to remove the tip.
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Surely this has a place in the sequence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leading_Tickles
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Surely this has a place in the sequence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leading_Tickles
One would think so!!
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One thing leads to another.
And they didn't get a chance to do a religious ceremony to remove the tip.
Hahaha :laugh:
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South Dildo isn’t listed as a town on this page!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_municipalities_in_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
I guess it’s just too darn small to count. :'(
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Looks like they describe it officially as a "local service district and designated place".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
As is South Dildo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Dildo
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Another from Frequent Contributor!
https://biggeekdad.com/2023/03/southern-math-is-tricky/ If you are a Southerner, or just love one!
Also, try "The South's Most Toxic Relationship" by the same guy.
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They're talking about Dad jokes on the morning TV program here. Michael Rowland just committed one,
"We have news of an explosion in a cheese factory in Paris There is de-brie everywhere."
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LOL
Poor rain clouds!