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Laughs & Light Stuff / Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 9
« Last post by gnash on Today at 10:07:07 PM »



looking for eggs in all the wrong places




junior: mama, mama! daddy just said he’s gonna
take me and jenny on a big easter egg cunt!
a big easter egg cunt with lots of candy!





ennis: now alma, quit lookin at me like that.





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Laughs & Light Stuff / Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 9
« Last post by gnash on Today at 09:56:15 PM »



twist plots: first easter in tent




ang: since it’s almost easter, i think it would be
so funny if heath pulls down your jeans in the
tent and you laid a colorful egg… or two.

jake: i can lay a whole dozen if you want.

ang: NO WAY… that would be amazing!

jake: as long as they’re on a string!


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Laughs & Light Stuff / Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 9
« Last post by gnash on Today at 09:32:54 PM »



girl squawk




lashawn: my gosh, lureen! i’m so tipsy i plumb
forgot if i was kappa phi or tri delt! but i always
did admire the girls in your sorority, they were so
pretty and cultured, like a fancy wench yogurt!
oop, i mean like french yogurt, but that ain’t
exactly what i mean, either… like i said, i
have had too much to drink tonight!




lureen: first of all, you’re not tipsy, you’re shitfaced.
and with your looks, i’m surprised you didn’t end
up starring in a movie… as a mattress actress.
you probably still got a little bit of time, tho. 









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Laughs & Light Stuff / Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 9
« Last post by gnash on Today at 09:15:12 PM »




and the award goes to…




ennis: favorite actor? hmm, i better think about this.
well, i really like guardians of the galaxy. the guy
in that is a really good actor. good lookin, too.
alma thinks he’s the bee’s knees. he’s got
a really bizarre name, tho: crisp ratt.









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Laughs & Light Stuff / Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 9
« Last post by gnash on Today at 09:07:27 PM »
LOL Charlotte, I almost said Little Richard instead.


And electric hand warmers was all I could think of besides…  :o ;D

BUT those are all battery operated. For safety reasons, I’m sure.
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Meet Your Neighbors / Re: The Diner - Festive 56!
« Last post by CellarDweller115 on Today at 08:02:03 PM »
Rehi y'all, just got back from Holy Thursday bilingual mass, it went well, and we had lots of singers from all the choirs.


Hiya Fritzie!   Sounds like it went well!
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Meet Your Neighbors / Re: The Diner - Festive 56!
« Last post by CellarDweller115 on Today at 08:01:26 PM »
Thanks, Chuck.  I just had a bad feeling about it.

Good thing is that I don't have to drive it to the blood test; that will be done in-home.


I hope you can get someone to see it soon.
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Meet Your Neighbors / Re: The Diner - Festive 56!
« Last post by dejavu on Today at 07:46:35 PM »

Bad news about the car, Debbie, hope it's as simple as recharging the battery. Can Maureen give you a jump start from hers?

No, she won't be back for a few days, and I don't know if either of us (certainly not me) knows how to do jump starts.  Jan in Colorado knows about things like that, but that won't help this situation.

I could call AAA Road Service to charge the battery, but then you have to drive it for awhile, and I'm going to be too busy to do that tomorrow. 

Also, it's so hard for me to get out to the car to even get in and drive it, with my canes, on the sloping driveway; so Maureen said maybe she might have a free day to come over while I call AAA sometime next week, and then we'd drive it somewhere to get it fully charged up.  Otherwise, it may just have to sit until the following week, and I would only have to cancel a foot doctor appointment next Thursday.
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Meet Your Neighbors / Re: The Diner - Festive 56!
« Last post by fritzkep on Today at 07:40:21 PM »
Rehi y'all, just got back from Holy Thursday bilingual mass, it went well, and we had lots of singers from all the choirs.

Good news about the book, Ingli!

Bad news about the car, Debbie, hope it's as simple as recharging the battery. Can Maureen give you a jump start from hers?

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Jake, Heath & Others We Love / Re: Jake's Eyelashes - Volume 38
« Last post by BlueAmber63 on Today at 07:38:52 PM »


How can *evil*...turn on such a beautiful smile ?  :D
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