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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #45 on: November 18, 2006, 01:51:36 AM »
Quote from: Sheera on May 08, 2006, 11:44:23 PM



All I'm sayin', Lureen, is that maybe we should think about spicin' up our sex life a little...




Clit-a-what?
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #46 on: November 18, 2006, 01:57:09 AM »
Quote from: Jannis on July 06, 2006, 02:54:29 AM
"I can't believe I left my damn heart up there."
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #47 on: November 18, 2006, 10:15:27 AM »
Quote from: CellarDweller115 on February 16, 2006, 09:42:07 AM


Ennis *to himself*  Ya know, after hearing him sing, makes me wish I hadn't thrown his harmonica in the lake.

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2006, 10:24:26 AM »
Quote from: RickB on February 17, 2006, 12:41:42 AM

Warning: Whiskey, as it turns out, is the number one
cause of homosexuality in certain parts of rural Wyoming.

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #49 on: November 18, 2006, 12:08:49 PM »
Quote from: RickB on February 01, 2006, 09:38:16 PM

Dearest Alma,
Just received the lacy black bra and panties you sent me for my birthday,
can't wait to model them for you. I booked our favorite room at the No-Tell Motel.
Meet me there as soon as our husbands leave for their next "fishing trip". 
They think they've got us fooled, wouldn't they be surprised. See you soon, Sweetie!
Love,
Lureen

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #50 on: November 18, 2006, 12:12:24 PM »
Quote from: rabbar on February 05, 2006, 12:48:56 AM

 
Jack (thinking)..not one friggin' word about my cool mustache...you would think he would notice...MEN!!!!

Ennis (thinking)...Damn, looks like a catterpiller crawled up and died under his nose...no foreplay tonight!!
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #51 on: November 18, 2006, 05:13:17 PM »
Quote from: RickB on March 23, 2006, 02:24:41 AM

                                            Whut ya got there, Jack?


Label says "For a queer experience, share with a friend"


Got nothin to lose.                                           Bottoms up.


Not even half done and I'm already bisexual.


I don't think it works on me..........


Umm, wanna git nekkid???     [/size]

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #52 on: November 18, 2006, 07:46:14 PM »
Quote from: RickB on May 30, 2006, 03:06:48 PM

Is it him? Is it really him?

Will he still be as purdy as I remember?

Shit! Fuckin Hell! There's my Jack!

Now, if he ain't more handsome'n ever!

Jack Fuckin Twist!
This here's the happiest day a my life!
I never been so happy to see nobody, ever!

You an me is gonna git nekkid! Boy, are we gonna git nekkid!
 We're gonna git more nekkid than anyone else in the history of the world!
We're gonna git so nekkid we.....I.....I'm just so fuckin happy to see you![/size]
C'mon, Cowboy, show me how they do it in Texas!

Rick B
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #53 on: November 18, 2006, 08:38:36 PM »
Quote from: RickB on February 16, 2006, 06:42:06 PM

Ennis: "So how does it feel to get your ass kicked by a queer, huh?
I SAID HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET YOUR
ASS KICKED BY A
QUEER?!?!"

Biker: "Not so good."
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #54 on: November 18, 2006, 08:40:29 PM »
Quote from: RickB on February 16, 2006, 08:46:07 PM

A typical summer's day up on Brokeback Mountain:

Ennis Del Mar strips naked for yet another bath, third one so far today.
Wonders if Jack will ever get the message.
 
Jack Twist nervously opens a can of beans, which he spills, having just gotten the message.
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #55 on: November 19, 2006, 02:08:26 AM »
Quote from: Alijoon on February 15, 2006, 11:24:43 PM


thats fairy dust coming out of the hand that beat the crap out of you
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #56 on: November 19, 2006, 02:49:02 PM »
Quote from: TwistandShout on September 27, 2006, 12:20:45 PM


Your brother and sister might not have done you right, but I will. . .

sunny  :-* Hey mods! What about a Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits' Greatest Hits?  ;D
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #57 on: November 19, 2006, 03:19:12 PM »
Quote from: CANSTANDIT on October 20, 2006, 08:36:28 AM



Jack:  (thinking) eyes on the elk, eyes on the elk...don't look at his ass, don't look....he don't smell good, nope, that ain't him, uh-uh....shoot it, dammit, SHOOT IT!
(bang!)

Jack: Gun went OFF.....
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #58 on: November 19, 2006, 03:37:52 PM »
Quote from: Jermaine P on February 05, 2006, 08:26:28 PM


Ennis: Alma, Isn't this Brokeback Mountain movie great?
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #59 on: November 19, 2006, 03:41:04 PM »
Quote from: gnash on February 07, 2006, 08:14:39 AM

alma (thinking): who knew i'd get pregnant from anal sex?
ennis (thinking): damn, i hope jack aint pregnant too.
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". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love...and be loved in return." --"Nature Boy"
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