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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #60 on: November 19, 2006, 04:04:41 PM »
Sorry, Chuck, I just had to do three today. Come on, all three are classics. . .
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #61 on: November 19, 2006, 05:53:34 PM »




K: Jake, why are all these people lined up behind me? The line's around the block!
J: Move, b*tch. I'm auditioning your replacement.

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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #62 on: November 19, 2006, 05:55:45 PM »


Jack:  What did those fellas want, Ennis??

Ennis:  Sumthin' about needing a new member for their "group"  Why would either one of us want to hang out with a carpenter, a policeman, Indian, cycle rider, and solider??

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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #63 on: November 19, 2006, 05:57:11 PM »



Randall: Ya know, friend, bein' a heterosexual is a full time job.

Jack: That it is, friend, that it is. Sometimes wears me out, bein' a heterosexual all the time.

Randall: Ya know, my heterosexual friend's got a little cabin, we could do some fishin', drink some whiskey, take us a little break from bein' heterosexual all the time.

Jack: Well, that might be nice, but I've got this heterosexual friend name a Ennis, and he's a handful when he gets jealous.

Randall: Well, I don't mind fuckin' ya both, as long as we're all heterosexual.


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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #64 on: November 20, 2006, 12:10:31 AM »



Jake and Heath did WHAT to this award??  Ewwwwwwhhhhh
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #65 on: November 20, 2006, 12:18:35 AM »



Ennis:  Take a swig of that, Jack.  It will wash the salty taste from your mouth.
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #66 on: November 20, 2006, 12:23:06 AM »


Jake:  No really!  Ang gave Heath and me this step-by-step book of instructions.  First you do this.



Jake:  Then you do this.  Said it'd be a piece of cake - I wouldn't feel a thing.  Huh.  Go figure!
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #67 on: November 20, 2006, 12:28:14 AM »



I'm putting this one aside.....If Ennis won't come to my tent tonight, I will not sleep alone!
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #68 on: November 20, 2006, 05:13:59 AM »

Jack: Did you have a bad dream, Ennis?
Ennis: Yeah.
Jack: Was it the bear agin?
Ennis: Uhuh.
Jack: Mean old bear?
Ennis: Made me fall off ma horse.
Jack: Tell you what, that old bear comes back and I'll shoot him.
Ennis: Yeah, you're a real good shot.....
Jack: OK, I'll bang him on the head. Now go back to sleep.
Ennis: Soon as you put those big arms around me, boy.

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #69 on: November 20, 2006, 05:17:47 AM »


Hey Jack ya wanna see nasty, I'll show you nasty  :o

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #70 on: November 20, 2006, 05:19:26 AM »


"...ya had to ask, didn't ya lashawn? yes, the carpet DOES match the drapes. wanna go powder our noses?"

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #71 on: November 20, 2006, 05:42:11 AM »


"We put his moustache in the family bible, I think he would a appreciated it."
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #72 on: November 20, 2006, 10:12:01 AM »



L. D. : so jack, you like birds?

JACK: oh, i like a cockatoo... or three or four.

L. D. : hell, i already know that! i asked if ya liked birds.

BOBBY. : course he does, grandpa. he married a dodo, didn't he?
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #73 on: November 20, 2006, 10:31:31 AM »


Preacher: "If any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

Ennis thinking: "Somone. Anyone. Speak. P L E A S E ? ! ?"


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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #74 on: November 20, 2006, 06:56:56 PM »
Ennis' Day in Court:

(Inspired by that beautiful pic)

Ennis, welcome to this highest of courts. I am the supreme judge-there is no one else, and there was never anyone else. I will judge those who saw fit to judge you.

There are others waiting for you, so without requring you to defend what both of us know, we will review, so you understand your sentence:

You fed the hungry-He was starving for love and compassion, and you gave that to him, at risk to yourself and  family;
You clothed the Poor-You wrapped him in your shirt and in your heart, in silent love and protection, and you lived through paralyzing grief every time you opened the closet door and experienced agonizing regret over what was not said and what was not done;
You suffered the little children-Continually giving them the love you did not receive from your own father, breaking the cycle of abuse without resources others have and do not make use of;
You tried to honor and cherish your wife, even after I allowed you to see you had misjudged my path for you;
You honored your mother and father, even after their memories were colored in grief and earthly horrors;
You honored his mother and father, even as you bit back rage at the evil words you were hearing;
You tried to love your neighbors, by living and working in community with them, even as you feared they would despise your truest wishes; You could have taken your own life, but you recognized this as a sin against my love for you;
You prayed to me, not just in sorrow, but in thanks;

For these and other acts known only to you and me, I sentence you, Ennis Del Mar, to Eternal Peace in my Love.

Your mother and father are awaiting you; Your mother has saved a thousand lullabies for you.
Your father may not speak at first; be patient, as he did nothing but cry over you as he awaited his judgement from me.
That was his sentence. He has completed it, and he waits with many things to tell you now.

Oh, and Ennis, one more thing.....


Jack: "Hey, Cowboy.....looks like Nov 7th finally came. No need to meet me; I'm here."
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