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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #75 on: November 21, 2006, 05:14:59 AM »
Quote from: Lola on February 07, 2006, 03:29:59 PM




'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song  
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #76 on: November 21, 2006, 05:17:12 AM »
Quote from: sydney on February 09, 2006, 01:28:41 PM


Geezus Ennis, you got me right in the eye...can't you aim a little better!
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #77 on: November 21, 2006, 06:58:09 PM »
Quote from: Alijoon on February 21, 2006, 08:55:41 PM


Ennis's hand is still in h@nd-job mode .... jack just can't get enough!
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #78 on: November 22, 2006, 05:14:01 AM »


Jake (thinks): Heath said I’m not the butt of a mule! Is that love or is that love?

 

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #79 on: November 22, 2006, 05:27:18 AM »
Quote from: Alijoon on February 13, 2006, 10:53:40 AM


Why Michelle has had a smile on her face for the past year
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #80 on: November 22, 2006, 05:29:05 AM »
Quote from: rabbar on February 13, 2006, 10:52:06 PM

"No, no let me guess...let's see, thick, big, hard as a rock and in back of me, right near my ass.....hmmmm....Heath!...it's gotta be Heath!!!....am I right?"
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #81 on: November 22, 2006, 09:29:07 AM »
Quote from: sydney on February 10, 2006, 12:08:14 PM


Excuse me, would someone please tell him to wait until our 2nd date before he puts his finger there.
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #82 on: November 22, 2006, 09:36:16 AM »
Quote from: Alijoon on February 13, 2006, 11:56:02 PM



Randy quaid just told me he wanted me to kiss him like i kissed Heath.
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #83 on: November 22, 2006, 07:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Lucee on February 16, 2006, 11:42:07 AM


Ennis: I sure hope he f**ks better than he can dance!
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"And that's how come me end up here."

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #84 on: November 22, 2006, 09:30:28 PM »
Quote from: helen_uk on February 22, 2006, 12:30:49 PM


Dear Santa,

Please will you make me like the other boys.  I don't wanna be different, 'specially not after my daddy showing me that old man last summer.  

Love
Ennis  (Del Mar)


Dear Ennis (Del Mar),

I have the best present a boy like you could ever want, but you'll have to wait till you're 19 to get it.  Believe me, you won't want to be like the other boys then.

Love Santa
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #85 on: November 22, 2006, 09:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Alijoon on February 22, 2006, 04:23:05 PM
Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists


WEEK ONE

* Beans
* Bacon
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK TWO

* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK THREE

* Beans al fresca
* Thin-sliced Bacon
* Hazelnut Coffee
* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
* K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR

* Beans en salade
* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
* 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE

* Fresh Fava beans
* Jasmine rice
* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
* Medallions of veal
* Porcini mushrooms
* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
* 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
* 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
* 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX

* Yukon Gold potatoes
* Heavy whipping cream
* Asparagus (very thin)
* Organic Eggs
* Spanish Lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed Walnuts
* Arugula
* Clarified Butter
* Extra Virgin Olive oil
* Pure Balsamic vinegar
* 6 yards white silk organdy
* 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
* 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
* Large tin Crisco



This one is an all-time favorite.
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #86 on: November 23, 2006, 09:57:55 AM »
Quote from: CellarDweller115 on February 16, 2006, 09:40:09 AM


Ennis:   Hmmmmm.....it really does go down to his knee....
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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #87 on: November 23, 2006, 12:24:15 PM »
Quote from: RickB on February 24, 2006, 01:12:14 AM

Alma's Daily Horoscope says:
Your moon is on Pluto and there is a white elephant
in your living room. There are big, life-changing surprises coming your way.
Things are looking up at work, while things at home are about to take a surprising turn.
You are about to find out the hard way that husbands,
cowboys and fishin' buddies like to French kiss when they think no one is looking.
Get a lawyer.

Ennis's Daily Horoscope says:
You are about to see a loved one for the first time in 4 years.
Buy some vaseline.
You are about to have more sex in one week than most people have in their entire lives.
You will be sore as hell with a big smile on your face.
Oh, and I just told your wife that you're queer, whoops!! [/size]

Rick B
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #88 on: November 23, 2006, 12:25:35 PM »
Quote from: valkyrie911 on February 24, 2006, 11:36:39 AM


Ennis to Jack:
"You think you've had one bitch of an unsatisfactory situation?" Well I'll tell you what boy. After all these years you still haven't learned that 8 seconds only gets you points if you're ridin' a bull!




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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning's Greatest Hits
« Reply #89 on: November 23, 2006, 02:46:24 PM »
Quote from: RickB on May 26, 2006, 07:43:28 PM
For my secret pen pal:

Wanted: Confused young ranch hand seeks equally confused cowbuddy
for confusing good times. Must be confused. Into crying, campfires, closets
and whiskey. Enjoy beating up guys twice my size, sobbing in alleys,
tragic endings and hot, wild cowboy sex. Also enjoy poking the ground with a stick.
Not into: the opposite sex, fire and brimstone, condoms, wives.

Send a post card to this here address:

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