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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2007, 06:17:51 AM »


"Ok listen up you evil sheep... there will be no more a them gas attacks or yer all gettin' hogtied like this'n here.  An I ain't foolin.'

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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2007, 06:19:11 AM »


"Nope... sorry Ennis. I tried everything I could think of but this one ain't talkin'."
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2007, 06:20:26 AM »


Unbeknownst to Ennis and Jack, little Nanette, the youngest lamb in the herd, is coordinating sheep movements with flicks of her ears in preparation for their first assault on the Light Furred One.
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2007, 06:21:51 AM »

Suddenly, one of the sheep breaks ranks for a quick bathroom break while the others move around in a quick pincer movement, signalling the beginning of the assault.


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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2007, 06:22:59 AM »


Amid a sea of indistinguishable white faces, one of the sheep looks back to gauge the effectiveness of the first assault.  - "War of the Woollies, Part I"
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2007, 06:24:50 AM »


"Damn.  I counted over three hundred short-ear sheep... what do we do now, hire more dogs?"  (War of the Woolies Part II, Ennis Strikes Back)
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2007, 06:26:16 AM »


"Need more rocks, Jack.  We build a big enough bonfire we can keep them sheep back."
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2007, 06:27:07 AM »


Ennis and Jack spend the day sawing up logs to keep their bonfire sheep fence going through the night, in preparation for the next "Gas Assault."
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2007, 06:28:13 AM »


As night falls, our sheepherding heroes are filled with forboding as they await the inevitable "baaaaa" of battle.
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2007, 06:29:14 AM »


Ennis:  "You get much sleep?"

Jack:  "Nope.  Kept wakin' up and sniffin."

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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2007, 06:30:42 AM »


Look out here he comes, he's a killer!  ;)

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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2007, 06:34:07 AM »


"Gas masks? Why do they need gas masks?"
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2007, 06:35:12 AM »


Ennis encounters a particularly dense area of sheep dip and staggers before regaining his feet and narrowly escaping.

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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2007, 06:36:06 AM »


Jack keeps a nervous watch by the campfire, alert for any movement or stray odor.
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2007, 06:37:18 AM »


"Jack, sometimes ya just gotta fight fire with fire."
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