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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2007, 06:56:26 AM »


"Friend, we got ourselves one son of a bitch of an unsatisfactory sheep situation."

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« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2007, 06:57:44 AM »


Dog, thinking to self:  I really should be over there watching those sheep - especially those damn short-ear ones - but it's just so nice to be lying here next to Jack Twist. *sigh* Oh, well, sheep be damned!
Jack: zzzzzz

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« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2007, 06:58:49 AM »


Ennis: Jack, this whiskey tastes awful funny. You think them sheep might've drugged it?

Jack: I dunno, friend, but all of a sudden I can't move my legs...


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« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2007, 07:02:50 AM »


"They look like they got things under control now, how about we nip on off to the tent for a quick one?"

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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2007, 07:03:34 AM »


"Dammit Ennis I spanked sixty six sheep already for disobeyin'. I need a whiskey break."
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« Reply #50 on: January 03, 2007, 07:04:30 AM »


"Whaddaya think you are Jack, the pied harmonica player a Hamlin, wooin the sheep into submission ?"
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« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2007, 07:05:16 AM »


As he makes his way back to camp, beady red eyes watch every movement of the Pale Furred One as they plot their next assault.
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« Reply #52 on: January 03, 2007, 07:06:23 AM »

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« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2007, 07:07:17 AM »


"Ya know... we could try psychological methods.  Like callin em names.  I wonder what kinda names sheep consider ta be insulting?  Woolface?  Stinktail?  Things like that."



"Yer nuts, ya know that Ennis?  Or drunk.  Nuts and drunk.  Stinktail my ass."
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« Reply #54 on: January 03, 2007, 07:08:04 AM »


meanwhile the sheep continue to party amongst themselves!

sheep:  did someone just call me Mr. Poopy pants?

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« Reply #55 on: January 03, 2007, 07:08:57 AM »


"Never mind those goddamn psychological methods a yers Ennis.  This is the latest technology... sheep radar.  Built right into the belt buckle.  Them woollies come up on me behind ma back and "ping ping ping!" goes off like a fire hydrant.  Er siren."
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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #56 on: January 03, 2007, 07:10:14 AM »


"Here come the wild ass short ear sheep, comin a get ya Ennis, gonna nibble yer dick till ya squeal Uncle!"
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« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2007, 07:11:30 AM »


"Friend, I gotta tell you. All this talk about short ear sheep?
Last night I thought I saw...
Oh, never mind."


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Re: Photo Captioning Series
« Reply #58 on: January 03, 2007, 07:17:28 AM »


The hills are alive with the sound of sheep f@rts.. uh, i mean music.

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« Reply #59 on: January 03, 2007, 07:18:50 AM »


Ennis:  "I'm jus' sendin up a little prayer a thanks."
Jack:  "For what?"
Ennis:  "No short ear sheep."




Heath: "Did I just hear... sheep?  They couldn't have followed us all the way from Canada."

Jake: "Don't look, Heath, once you look into their eyes you're a goner.  Just keep those lovely little eyes on me."




The evil sheep got me!



Finally, the mystery solved! The Kuvasz, unemployed since Aguirre hired a HERDER
to sleep with the sheep, was the master-mind behind the short ear sheep plot all
along.






Although the sheep appear to be peacefully grazing, they are actually watching the Dark Furred one very closely, waiting for the right moment to attack and reclaim their poor lost kin.  The jacket must go down.


The dog, secretly in league with the sheep, is frustrated that Jack has outwitted him once again by sleeping on The Blasphemous Jacket.


THE END
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