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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7500 on: July 31, 2010, 05:45:03 AM »

let me get this straight



ennis: so, lureen broke up with you because she says you
smoke too much pot, and she was afraid it would affect bobby?


jack: yup... that's what they're sayin, but don't believe what you hear.

ennis: you don't want to know what i hear about you, jack.
but do answer me this: what i don't get is why randall left you.
that's what's strange -- a man that doesn't approve of my boyfriend!



LOL :D

Oh, that IS twisted !?!  :D
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7501 on: July 31, 2010, 05:46:43 AM »



jake knew the cute little ears would throw them off.
in fact, the photographers hardly recognized him.
it was the bad batz maru bag that tipped them
off, because inside was a strawberry alarm
clock, set to go off at exactly 1 o'clock.



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7502 on: July 31, 2010, 05:48:50 AM »

twisted desserts


lureen: ...the next thing you know they had geraldo rivera out here, and the news crew helicoptors were a flyin.
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 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7503 on: July 31, 2010, 05:51:34 AM »
haha  :D
..Jimmy, my fellow 'dyslexic' - I see you named the pics,  "jake_nohwere"   ;D



haha... sometimes i switch words around in captions for the hell it of. :D

but in this case, nowhere is "nohwere" because the store jake is exiting is called erewhon.. which is nohwere backwards. so they started it!!

this particular health food store is in LA on beverly blvd. we call it nowhere, as in, "let's go to nowhere for some turnip and rutabaga smoothies".... ::) :D




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7504 on: July 31, 2010, 06:10:20 AM »

starring jerri blank as bobby's teacher



bobby's teacher: oh, how i hate these parent-teacher nights! bobby twist's daddy is going to come in
and i'm gonna melt right into those gorgeous blue eyes. he thinks i don't like him because i don't ever meet
his gaze... oh, what can i do?!? my nipples are already getting -- oh wait -- i've got it!  i'll just turn out the lights!!




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7505 on: July 31, 2010, 06:55:03 AM »
haha... sometimes i switch words around in captions for the hell it of. :D

but in this case, nowhere is "nohwere" because the store jake is exiting is called erewhon.. which is nohwere backwards. so they started it!!

this particular health food store is in LA on beverly blvd. we call it nowhere, as in, "let's go to nowhere for some turnip and rutabaga smoothies".... ::) :D

 ;D ;D ;D

Wow, I remember Beverly Blvd, -- I used to visit a friend who lived near Beverly Center, on La Cienega! :)

+Seems a little unreal to be able to run into your favorite actor/actress wandering around in a health store food!  ;D


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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7506 on: July 31, 2010, 08:48:50 AM »



google street view camera catches jake shopping in los angeles!!

face the facts: jake is a camera magnet, plain and simple!

click for larger view


big brother is now watching him! RUN JAKE!  :o

this is GOOD Jimmy,  now we know exactly where we can shop to meet Jake.
"don't cry because it's over but smile because it
happened."

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7507 on: July 31, 2010, 09:03:53 AM »



Ennis : So tell me, Jack, do you know the way to San Jose?

In 2010, 606 people (all ages) were accidentally killed by guns.
Almost 3000 teens (15-19) die in traffic accidents a year.
1100 kids under 19 drown each year.
44 kids under 5 died of heat stroke in hot cars in 2013.
HIGH school sports account for 1.2 million trips to the ER annually.

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5 (Thread Closed 7/31/2010)
« Reply #7508 on: July 31, 2010, 12:30:47 PM »
This thread is now closed.

Please continue the fun in volume 6, which is started here.

http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=40313.msg1912369#msg1912369

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 5
« Reply #7509 on: August 03, 2010, 12:39:46 AM »

whatever happened to stairwell jane?



baby jane: oh, it's nothing, really. they're just at it again...
only this time ennis is the one bending over the railing.


blanche: oh, PLEASE let me see! let me hold up a mirror, or something!

baby jane: hmmmm... no.

blanche: i HATE you!


Ha Ha, I love that.