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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #120 on: January 29, 2007, 04:08:03 PM »
 
 


JAKE:   Hey Heath, I got a wiener dog named Boo Boo, wanna kiss it and make it better?

HEATH:   I thought Boo was a puggle.

JAKE:   He is.

 
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #121 on: January 29, 2007, 04:38:57 PM »




Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!




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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #122 on: January 29, 2007, 04:48:46 PM »
Jack: Randall Ennis   Randall Ennis  Randall Ennis

REPOSTED WITH TYPO CORRECTIONS!!

Jack: ENNIS   ENNIS   ENNIS
:D :D

I corrected my copy to fit the no-quit hypothesis before I saw your corrections!     :D ;)

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #123 on: January 29, 2007, 04:50:20 PM »




Uh oh, them captioners are feudin again!




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And ugly goes clear to the bone
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #124 on: January 29, 2007, 04:53:53 PM »


Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #125 on: January 29, 2007, 04:55:38 PM »
Jack: Randall Ennis   Randall Ennis  Randall Ennis

REPOSTED WITH TYPO CORRECTIONS!!

Jack: ENNIS   ENNIS   ENNIS
:D :D

I corrected my copy to fit the no-quit hypothesis before I saw your corrections!     :D ;)

 :D ok  I deleted that post! :)
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #126 on: January 29, 2007, 04:56:36 PM »

Jack: I had to offend about ten different people to find out where Photocaps had moved to.
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #127 on: January 29, 2007, 04:57:41 PM »


Lureen:  I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.
 
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #128 on: January 29, 2007, 05:16:45 PM »
 


Hello, Photo-caption Police .... I want a report a hit-n-run!
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #129 on: January 29, 2007, 05:20:20 PM »
EXCERPTS FROM ANOTHER GQ INTERVIEW


"Brokeback means a lot to me, it's opened me up to a unique fan base." ...

"I like to gather fresh honey, or maybe watch a salmon get smoked." ...

"My cave?  It is a world of stalagmites." ...

"Ang Lee was very minimal with his direction.  He'd just say things like 'scarier' or 'growlier,' but I knew what he wanted." ...

"Downey, Jr. must have been confused, but I'm not surprised; sniff, sniff, if you get my drift.  Now I ask you, between me and Gyllenhaal, which one is more qualified to be called wet, dark, and wild?" ...

"Sure, I like the creative process of acting, but someday I do want to direct." ...
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #130 on: January 29, 2007, 05:28:40 PM »


Jack(thinking)If one more photocaptioner give me and Ennis a juicer for a weddin' gift......



Well, Jack, at least the aren't BEAN POTS!


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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #131 on: January 29, 2007, 05:30:11 PM »



ennis: your wife's is so stupid, she has to put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.

jack: your ex-wife's so stupid, she thought fleetwood mac was a new burger at mcdonald's.

ennis: on yeah? well your wife's breath so bad, her teeth duck every time she yawns.

jack: well i can't argue with that.... and she also thinks i'm on a business trip!




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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #132 on: January 29, 2007, 05:31:43 PM »
At the Del Mar-Twist Wedding the Del Mar family finally see the "bride" make an appearance:


Their reaction is predictable...but not for the reason you think!



Biddies: Dear Heavens!!! He's not wearing white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jason, honey, you really slay me...

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #133 on: January 29, 2007, 05:36:26 PM »


I now pronounce you ... Husband and Husband ... you may kiss the groom.
And if you don't ... I will!

or:
Pastor:
'And if you don't, I wi---------wait a minute, I'm not no queer!! But I'm giving it some serious consideration....'

Ennis: Give the pastor his donation, Jack.

Jack: Ennis, his  basket ain't big enough to fit it.

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #134 on: January 29, 2007, 05:45:40 PM »



I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no ass babbies

Chuck, this is P-E-R-F-E-C-T! ;D ;D ;D