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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #90 on: January 28, 2007, 07:22:27 PM »

     Somehow Ennis's call to the Newsome residence in Childress, Texas was diverted to Balmoral Castle in Scotland:




Our fantasies keep us sane in an incomprehensible, indifferent universe - inevitably, we comprehend them as reality itself.

 
 

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #91 on: January 28, 2007, 07:55:51 PM »


Jack, I'm…I'm real sorry. I saw that pussy and my damn wood just wilted.



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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #92 on: January 28, 2007, 08:13:32 PM »



arthur: oh, do go back and read to me again
the part about the so-called "gun" going off.


Bedevere: I believe, my liege, that you might like these full-color, closeup images even better.

Arthur: Knights, our quest is ended! We have found the Holy Grail! --Wait a moment, where are my stout knights Galahad and Lancelot?

Bedevere: They are not gay, sire. They have returned to the virgins of Castle Anthrax for spanking and oral sex.

Arthur: Oh. Damn silly of them. These images would give a dead man a woody.
"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #93 on: January 29, 2007, 01:34:31 AM »
Dances with Wolves – original cast

Kevin Costner - John Dunbar
Mary McDonnell - Stands With A Fist
Doris Leader Charge - Pretty Shield       
Tantoo Cardinal - Black Shawl
Graham Greene - Kicking Bird
Nathan Lee - Smiles A Lot
Floyd Westerman - Ten Bears
Rodney A. Grant - Wind In His Hair    
Jimmy Herman - Stone Calf
Jason R. Lone Hill - Worm
   

Dances with Sheep – sequel cast

Heath Ledger  - Ennis Dun Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal -  Sits On A Fist (aka Jack)
Michelle Williams - Pretty Pissed Off (aka Alma)
Anne Hathaway - Red Hat (aka Lureen
Randy Quaid - Kicking Ass (aka Aguirre)
Jake Church - Bitches A Lot (nee Smiles A Lot) (aka Bobby)
Graham Beckel - Ten Bores (aka L.D. Newsome)
Peter McRobbie - Windbag Extraordinaire (aka John Twist)
David Harbour - Stoned Sheep (aka Randall)
Tom Carey - Worm (aka Jimbo)
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and I became fierce like a lion
then tender like the evening star - Rumi

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #94 on: January 29, 2007, 02:13:05 AM »


You know I ain’t Queen.
The power of Love came into me
and I became fierce like a lion
then tender like the evening star - Rumi

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #95 on: January 29, 2007, 02:27:41 AM »


Guy on the left: I won't say a word about Jack and Ennis making out.

Jack: I couldn't hear the guns going off.

Guy on the right: I never saw Ennis crawl into the tent.
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And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #96 on: January 29, 2007, 02:53:58 AM »
Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.
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then tender like the evening star - Rumi

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #97 on: January 29, 2007, 04:14:06 AM »

You know I ain’t no Queen...

Prime Minister:

Me neither. But I don't mind getting on my knees in front of another queen!
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #98 on: January 29, 2007, 04:49:36 AM »

Mr. Twist, that you let Mr. Del Mar string you along for twenty years is beyond my comprehension. I don't care if he  D I D  have nine fat inches. And you had a  h u n g r y  hole. Now, Mr. Twist, all you have left is an  e m p t y  hole. . and a  b r o k e n  heart. See where sexual depravity gets you? Right in the  E N D , Mr. Twist. A N D  incontinent, to boot. . .

Mr. Del Mar, you were young, poor, sexually ambivalent, needy, craven, and somewhat dense. Some of us are one thing one day, something else another. What most of us are  N O T , Mr. Del Mar, are  u s e r s . What you did to Mr. Twist was not  N I C E  , do you understand me? That  I T  was warm, tight, and 'real comfy like', as you put it, Mr. Del Mar, is no  e x c u s e  . But neither does it excuse Mr. Twist's  l a r c e n o u s  behavior. For that reason, and that reason  O N L Y  , Mr. Del Mar, do I award the white, checkered-pattern, cotton shirt, to you, Mr. Del Mar. In the future, Mr. Del Mar, be  m o r e  careful that the person you're screwing doesn't outsmart and screw  Y O U . . .

Court adjourned. . .
". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #99 on: January 29, 2007, 05:32:20 AM »






I have to admit I can't tell the difference, your honour.
The balance is perfect - both young men are healthy
and equally well hung.




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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #100 on: January 29, 2007, 07:42:47 AM »

Consumer Report needs to find out who's the better juicer, me or this. . .
". . . So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain. Everything's built on that. That's all we got, boy. . ."

"And that's how come me end up here."

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #101 on: January 29, 2007, 08:01:10 AM »
Mr Del Mar? Yes I know who you are. You are Philip’s American toy boy I believe. No. There’s been a misunderstanding. No – he’s fine. The post card was just one of his practical jokes. He’s sitting right here. What? No. I don’t think he’s ever been to Mexico. You must know how he dislikes spicy food and swarthy foreigners. Yes. I think he has whipped the occasional baby of late. You'll meet him at the trailhead in November instead of August? Yes. I'll tell him. I think he'll be a bit pissed orf. Good day now.

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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #102 on: January 29, 2007, 08:45:19 AM »


The Queen:  Don't try and fool me no more, Mr. Blair.  I know what it means! Tony Nasty! You and Philip didn't go up there to hunt!
 
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #103 on: January 29, 2007, 08:49:20 AM »


Balls the size a apples, huh?  I'll show him who's boss!
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #104 on: January 29, 2007, 09:07:44 AM »




And here's our nasty Jack Twist,
just having purchased a brand new coyote balls squeezer...
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