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Offline Bubo

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #270 on: January 31, 2007, 08:20:40 PM »
Quote from: TwistandShout on January 31, 2007, 12:04:45 PM
Quote from: Lola on January 31, 2007, 10:37:59 AM


Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!
So, Ennis, let me understand this. . .what you're sayin' is. . .this relationship is tamp'n' down . . . ?

ENNIS:  Wull, I wuz thinkin we could, ya know, play Tex...
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Re: The Photocaptioning Fun Continues
« Reply #271 on: January 31, 2007, 08:22:39 PM »
Quote from: Ministering angel on January 31, 2007, 02:01:51 AM

 

Come on, Jack! One more big push! The head's crowning!

Come on, Jack! One more big push! The ass is crowning!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #272 on: January 31, 2007, 08:35:17 PM »
BROKEBACK SMART



MAX: This gun isn't goin off.

99: You mean...?

MAX: Yep. It's the Lureen Doll.
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #273 on: January 31, 2007, 08:38:05 PM »


Jack: Mama was right all along. Coupla babies, lose your figure and they don't want you no more.
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #274 on: January 31, 2007, 08:42:27 PM »



Ennis: Course I still love ya, bud. I done bought that fetchin maternity jacket for ya, didn't I?
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #275 on: January 31, 2007, 08:48:26 PM »
Oh my gawd!  Look at what's on the TV!  Even my Saturday morning cartoons have gone queer!






Chip: Y'know, it could be like this, just like this, always.

Dale: Yeah?  How you figure that?

Chip: Well, what if you and me had a little acorn and twig operation...
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #276 on: January 31, 2007, 10:11:02 PM »
Quote from: BRAD1963 on January 31, 2007, 03:38:22 PM
BROKEBACK SMART


Max: "99, I am being sent to Brokeback Mountain. We have reason to believe agents Del Mar and Twist have converted to the other side."

99: "You mean...?"

Max: "Yes, they are living a straight life. Complete with outside jobs, homes and children. Would you believe it?"

99: "Oh Max, that's hard to believe."

Max: Would you believe a trampy waitress and a bitchy son?

99: No!

Max: How about a couple a high-altitude fucks a year?

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #277 on: February 01, 2007, 02:16:06 AM »
Quote from: trubrokeback on January 31, 2007, 08:48:26 PM
Oh my gawd!  Look at what's on the TV!  Even my Saturday morning cartoons have gone queer!






Chip: Y'know, it could be like this, just like this, always.

Dale: Yeah?  How you figure that?

Chip: Well, what if you and me had a little acorn and twig operation...


 ;D ;D ;D hilarious ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #278 on: February 01, 2007, 02:23:46 AM »
Above is freaking funny, Tru!   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #279 on: February 01, 2007, 02:27:22 AM »


BROKEBACK CRIME, continued




MAX: Where's Jack? Where's Ennis?

99: Why? What for...? What do you plan?

MAX: I need them to show me how the gun's goin' off... It's urgent!



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #280 on: February 01, 2007, 03:27:14 AM »
Quote from: Buteo on January 31, 2007, 08:35:17 PM
BROKEBACK SMART
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MAX: This gun isn't goin off.

99: You mean...?

MAX: Yep. It's the Lureen Doll.


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ;D     yer twisted and i love it. ;)
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #281 on: February 01, 2007, 03:30:14 AM »
Quote from: Lola on January 31, 2007, 10:37:59 AM


Jack:  You might have told me it was "your time of the month" Ennis, before I drove all this way!

Ennis: Yeah. It's making me feel a bit queer.

Jack: Well that something to grateful for I suppose!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #282 on: February 01, 2007, 03:35:47 AM »
Quote from: Lola on January 30, 2007, 02:53:08 PM


Lureen:  Hello operator, I just looked up santorum on my internet. I am afraid I am now feeling quite unwell, could I have an ambulance to this address please?   Thanks.

Make that two ambulances.
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #283 on: February 01, 2007, 03:37:30 AM »



you sure he's ours? aside from the cigarette, i don't think he looks much like me!

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #284 on: February 01, 2007, 03:47:01 AM »



lamp: oh, here we go again... an accident, sure... tell him the truth, lureen!

lureen: hang on a second, ennis...      to the lamp:   ...would you shut UP! don't make me unplug you!

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