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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #885 on: February 12, 2007, 03:39:10 PM »


Jack:  Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Ennis:  Jesus, why don't I buy ya a muzzle?
 
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #886 on: February 12, 2007, 03:47:40 PM »
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Good one,  Girl!
“The levels of intimacy and emotion experienced within these relationships are exactly what happens within heterosexual love. And I just thought it was good to try and open some people’s minds.” - HEATH LEDGER

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #887 on: February 12, 2007, 04:41:43 PM »

ENNIS:   Sing me that there song ya wrote for me, Rodeo.


Stand by yer man!
And show the world ya love him
Keep given all the love ya can
Stand by yer man!

ENNIS:   Damn, that's good![/center]

Love this, roco!  Funny and touching! :'( :D

Oh and shepherd prostate exam is hysterical ;D
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #888 on: February 12, 2007, 04:44:43 PM »
Oh and shepherd prostate exam is hysterical .........I know that really gave me a chuckle!  :D
 
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #889 on: February 12, 2007, 04:46:38 PM »


Jack: I dunno Ennis. My truck had a flat and this lady stopped and told me she was The Goddess Of Slash and that our ending had changed. She gave me a ride to this phonebooth and had me call you. She not only knows about us but she wants to talk to you...somethin' about reading you the riot act....
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #890 on: February 12, 2007, 04:49:30 PM »


Guy behind the fence:  I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower?  A daisy or something?

Jake:  Peace brother.
 
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #891 on: February 12, 2007, 05:00:36 PM »
Guy behind the fence:  I asked for an autograph, what is this, some kind of flower?  A daisy or something?

Jake:  Peace brother.

LOL!! ;D
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #892 on: February 12, 2007, 05:02:17 PM »


Jake (to himself):  Shit, I make this look good!
 
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #893 on: February 12, 2007, 05:15:35 PM »


Jake (to himself):  Why is Heath carrying that bouquet of roses and bottle of wine into the tent?
That's not in the script!
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #894 on: February 12, 2007, 05:46:33 PM »
I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #895 on: February 12, 2007, 05:48:45 PM »

But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.


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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #896 on: February 12, 2007, 06:08:07 PM »
I know I should pay more attention, but is anyone here entering this contest? 2 days left.

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/

I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in Jack.   :D
 
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #897 on: February 12, 2007, 06:52:49 PM »


Common Jake, I'm gettin married.
Let me squeez em one more time, just for luck!
“The levels of intimacy and emotion experienced within these relationships are exactly what happens within heterosexual love. And I just thought it was good to try and open some people’s minds.” - HEATH LEDGER

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #898 on: February 12, 2007, 06:53:22 PM »

Ennis: Jack, these ain't even our dogs.  We can't enter 'em in the Westminster Dog Show!  Besides, dog shows are so quee-- oh, never mind.
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun 2
« Reply #899 on: February 12, 2007, 06:55:07 PM »
Common Jake, I'm gettin married.
Let me squeez em one more time, just for luck![/center]

OMG!!!  What a SCREAM!!! ;D ;D ;D
We come out here thinkin' that ranchin' was still big hats and Marlboros ... Boy, were we behind the times!