Photo Captioning Fun Vol 6 (Thread Closed 11/06/2011)

[ingmarnicebbmt]

aunt bee: oh, you!! just because you're a lesbian
it doesn't mean i don't get to worry about my andy!

LOL !

[gnash]

not the news she needed to hear



alma (thinking): CABO DE HOMOS?



hey ennis, how's it hangin? to the right and toward the knee? well, it's august,
pretty soon it'll be fall, then winter... and you know how i feel about that, buddy.
so i thought we could do something different this year, instead of freezin our asses
off in the shirleys! you remember how i always talked about sailing around cape horn?
well, i booked a cruise and it leaves the day after thanksgiving... bring your biggest pole,
because they say the fish are good eating, and they're extra horny. that's a joke. love, jack.

PS:  hey alma, hope you're having fun reading this.
btw, cape horn is the very tip of south america.
it's pronounced just like "GAY PORN," and in
spanish it's called cabo de hornos. see ya!

[gnash]

i dream of weenie



ennis: jack, are you sure the little lady that pops out of here aint gonna try nothin funny on us?
what if she does something weird, like turns me into a woman? would you have to marry me?

[gnash]

larry king: you keep saying UNCUT... UNCUT this, UNCUT that...
but you're not talking at all about the DVD release, are you?

jack twist: do chickens have lips?

larry king: well... the chickens i like have them,
but we won't get into that until later this evening.

[gnash]

the basque: whatever you do, heed the signs,
or aguirre will have both your ass and your lips.

[gnash]

despite what you may think, the focus of this particular movie was on
herman, the pure white earless horse with eight legs and two manes.

[gnash]

the angle of the dangle



alma: don't try and fool me none, ennis. i KNOW you knew that it was
hanging out of your zipper! it's cold outside... it's gotta be 30 degrees!

ennis: then maybe you should lick off that little icicle on the end.

[gnash]

gay relationships for dummies, volume III



jack: goddammit! why didn't you tell me you lost
the fuckin book! i would have bought you a new one!

[gnash]

G-69



cassie: george michael?  but he's a bottom, ain't he?

jack: i dunno... top or bottom, i just like the way he sings.

ennis (reading label): warning: excessive consumption of this here
beverage may cause bisexual three-ways among extra horny cowboys.

[gnash]

i just want to know if you think it's sexy



jack: honey, have you seen my blue parka?

ennis: you lost it again? shit, you're getting old.

jack: well, at least i'm not losing my goddam eyesight!

[gnash]

ennis: huh? did i draw that smiley face on jack's ass cheeks?

[Ennis Del Mark]

Equus Mountain--ohmyGAWD!  LMAO!  You're wonderful, Jimmy! 

[gnash]

ennis: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their stomachs?

[Uli]

LOL, I had to google to make sure this wasn't a manip of yours! OMG, I nearly choked laughing!!!  
You have such an eye for noticing details (also thinking of you seeing that head in the coffee beans the other day!)

ennis: when butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their stomachs?

And damn, how cute is that??  


And congrats and thanks to you all who participate here for having started photocaps 6!!  

[Marz]

alma got a little sarcastic as life went on



Alma: enjoy sticking your tongue down Twist's throat

Ennis: (confused) um...ok