Photo Captioning Fun Vol 7 (THREAD CLOSED!!)

[CellarDweller115]

Welcome to the seventh volume of Photo Captioning!

Brief recap of the rules:

1.  No nude images.

2.  Images used here are Brokeback images with a caption, images of the stars of Brokeback with a caption, or non Brokeback images, with a Brokeback related quote.

3.  Please make sure the images comply with size limitations of the forum.  No more than 200 KB and dimensions of 640 X 480.

Enjoy!

[kittykat]

Since the old thread just got closed, I'll repost mine here:

Brokeback change a letter



Alma: You still go fisting with Jack Twist?

[royandronnie]

Cut to the Chase.

"Ennis Del Mar, you're a man. I like that in a lover."

[kittykat]

Cut to the Chase.

"Ennis Del Mar, you're a man. I like that in a lover."

Yep, straight to the point

[royandronnie]

Mama Told Me Men Are All the Same!

"Well, what do you know? Ol Randall's got that 'Muscle Beach-Blanket Bingo' poster up on HIS office wall, too!"

[RickB]

Jack:
You ever hear of a movie called Ground Hog Day?


Rick B

[trekfan]

Cut to the Chase.

"Ennis Del Mar, you're a man. I like that in a lover."

you go JACK.  cut to the chase   

[gnash]

                                           

LYLE! LMAO.



this must be a nod to kittykat's recent: "you still go fisting with jack twist?" 

[gnash]

Thought y'all might enjoy that expression.  I thought it sounded a bit Texan!

i like things whipped up and tied down.


alma, honey, why dontcha get in the kitchen and whip up some bacon and eggs, me and my boyfriend are kinda hungry.




also, i'm glad you like the "ennis does his double flashlight hot pants dance routine" caption... i just HAD to caption that photo! as they old saying goes, 'it spoke to me'... and what it said was funny. i mean, besides the shorts he's wearing,,, the woman on the left is obviously embarrassed.. either that or she's afraid one of those huge flashlights is gonna hit her in the face or something. 

[gnash]

Once again:  actual dialogue from the two-part Batman episode aired last night on ME-TV.
To the Batpoles:

lies must be told?





"Mercy me, Dick Grayson, where are you going in such an almighty hurry?"



"Gosh Aunt Harriet.  We just heard the bass are biting again in White Pond."
"See ya later!"



"Well what can I do about it, Aunt Harriet?"
"You know how your nephew is about...fishing."



(To Alfred)  "Heard the bass are biting?  Heard from whom?"

loves it.

[gnash]

Ennis told Jack he shouldn't be reading Lord of the Rings

very bizarre! his precious.... i wouldn't mind jake gyllenhaal crawling around nude during a movie!

[gnash]

I know this photo was the one used on a Nov./Dec. 2005 issue of Entertainment Weekly.
Don't think I've ever seen it without the writing, headlines, etc. though.
They look almost like, "What have we done?"  Or "Will you accept this film?"
The photo before all "what followed" happened.  I like those kinds of photos.

that is an unusual pic. like the sun was in their eyes too much.

[gnash]

Woman on telephone: Jack used to mention you.  You're the fishing buddy or the hunting buddy, I know that.  Would have let you know what happened, but I wasn't sure about your name or address.  Jack kept his friends' addresses in his head.

LOL. what is this from?


stalker man (thinking): yes, and he also kept his own house address in his wallet..
which i stole after... well, that was then, this is now... let's get on with current events.

[gnash]

Man on telephone:  Is his folks still up in Lightning Flat?

shouldn't that be "lightning BAT"?

[gnash]

lashawn:  why of COURSE i would love to dance with you, jack! what a surprise!
and here i was, thinkin you were the type that would rather dance with randall!