Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8

[gnash]

"…and if you're wondering how I caught a skunk, let's just say it AIN'T cat piss that little tent smells like. It's worse. --Plus, of course, my Pepé le Pew costume really helped."

Pepe le Twist 

[gnash]

marinations with the basque



the basque: it’s a good thing joe made you
camp tender. you woulda gotten sick of
jack’s pika kebabs. they’re seasoned
ok, but he don’t take the teeth out.







the basque: you gotta watch the teeth.

[gnash]

the trotting gourmet



ma twist: would ya like to stay over for dinner?
i’m making jack’s famous blackened braised
skunk, but i’ll kick it up a notch by adding
gorgonzola. i’ll also skip the peppercorn
if ya don’t mind. it gives my husband
heartburn, which he can’t afford to
risk after the quadruple bypass.

[CellarDweller115]

 

[gnash]

jealous lover



jack: okay, so you’re gonna go see alma now?
is that so? i bet she’s gonna be so happy
to see you she’ll be jumping for joy.
jumpin all over…  like a big frog.
puffed up too… warts and all.

[gnash]

seeing eye to cheek



ennis: jack, why do you gotta make such a big
fuckin deal out of it? outta me? out of us?
can’t you just let us be? ain’t we okay
the way we are? the way it’s been?




jack: no.

[gnash]

pop tarts



jack: i’m headed to NYC to visit my friend andy.
he just rented a studio on east 57th and he
wants to film me. he makes movies, and
he paints, too. he paints soup cans.

ennis: guys from NYC don’t paint bean cans?

[gnash]

facts of life



ennis what’re ya doin?

jack: what am i doing? what am i doing?
i’m just gonna lay flat on my tummy.
you’re gonna be doin all the work!

[gnash]

scoping it out



ennis: what’s that minty fresh smell?

jack: it’s mouthwash… i’ve kinda
been preparing for this moment.

ennis: are you wearing eyeliner?

jack: mmmaaaaybe.

[gnash]

it’s never about the balls



cassie:  girls don’t fall in love with fun!
we happen to fall in love with the D
too, and you happen to have a
lot of great D to work with!

[gnash]

ditzy jack



jack (reading): wait a sec... “if found, please
return to jack twist.” well, that’s weird.
i don’t remember ever losing this.

[royandronnie]

ditzy jack



jack (reading): wait a sec... “if found, please
return to jack twist.” well, that’s weird.
i don’t remember ever losing this.

Man does know his way around a BIG GUN, I'll say that! (A LOT of wonderful ones here. Best, I think, is Jack saying "no.")

[gnash]

milk of amnesia




ennis (angrily): i already
told you, I AIN’T QUEER.


jack (whining): but that was yesterday!


ennis (growling): well, it still stands.


jack (cheerfully): tomorrow is a new day.

[gnash]

sit and squash



alma: what gets me is you cheated on me
with a man. a good looking one at that.

::: sighs :::

i cheated on you with a zucchini.
we met in the grocery store,
and after our little tryst,
i ate him. i felt awful!

[gnash]

dancing cheek to shriek



ennis: you’re always goin on and on about how
we should do this or do that, run a business,
buy some land together, go see the world.
seriously jack? all we are, are two men
havin some fun. i mean, ever since i
got divorced you’re acting like you
wanna get married or somethin!




jack: I DO.