being trapped inside a large tube filled with seamen.
jack: okay, just for that i’mgonna haul out my bagpipes.
ennis: i just realized you never did makethe beef stroganoff you promised me. jack: that was just code for a handjob,so i’m pretty sure i kept my promise!
ennis: thanks for teachin me about sex. i’m surealma will appreciate the tips you provided onhow to make anal as pleasurable as can be. jack: no problem. yeah, most women prefer it.pregnancy aside, the benefits are endless!let me know how it all works out for ya.
jack: my name is twist. jack twist.my nipples are extremely sensitive.ennis: ennis. i have rough elbows.
jack: my old italian neighbor always saidthe key to life is a penis in your asshole.jack: it took me a few years to figure out hewas saying happiness in your household.
jack: no, she’s just my favorite actress…did you see her in the twilight zone?the way she delivered her lines!
Aaaaahhhh...
ennis (thinking): i think he’s had too much to drink drink drink.
Yaaaaaasss she didn’t have any lines in the twilight zone. But she was good.