Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8

[ingmarnicebbmt]

I think my WHOLE DAY in here revolves around this Thread!! hahaha............I'm SURE of it!! Keep on, keepin ON, Jimmy!

    

[ingmarnicebbmt]

Darling, we LOVE them all!

 

[royandronnie]

alma’s bread basket



alma: if you had to choose between phyllo dough
and puff pastry, which would you choose?




ennis: uh… which one tastes better with nuts?




alma: i knew you’d go greek.

…and the special sauce, don't forget that!! --Love this one! Go with those creative, uh, juices while they flow!!

[gnash]

simply the worst



jack: sooo… whaddya think of rhonda santis?

[gnash]

alma’s pots and panties



alma: if you scratch my new nonstick sauce pot
with your metal fork… i’m filing for divorce.








alma: i’d avoid any sawing motions if i were you.

[gnash]

always in trouble



aunt harriet: jack was always getting into trouble.
he was expelled from creative writing for a story
he wrote. it was his answer to puss in boots.
his version, dixon heels, did not amuse
his teacher in the least, but i found
it quite interesting, to be honest!

[royandronnie]

simply the worst



jack: sooo… whaddya think of rhonda santis?

"Huh. Thought her name was Linda Satan."

[CellarDweller115]

always in trouble



aunt harriet: jack was always getting into trouble.
he was expelled from creative writing for a story
he wrote. it his answer to puss in boots. his
version was dixon heels but his teacher
was not amused in the least. i found
it rather interesting, to be honest!

 

[gnash]

not my problem



ennis: i’m sorry, but this issue falls way outside
of the scope of our agreement, and therefore
i will be unable to assist you in this conflict.

[gnash]

three steps to the left



jack: just want to let you know that i teach
advanced ballroom dance on friday and
saturday nights and the first twenty
classes are totally on the house.

[gnash]

 

Omg it had a typo. Fixing it now LOL

[gnash]

just checking



the basque: you have change for a three dollar bill?

[gnash]

peter parka



lureen: why do you keep asking if i’ve seen
your goddam blue parka? you’ve been
asking me that for ten years now.
just go on ahead and say you’re
going to wyoming to fish and
hunt, or whatever it is you
do up there, and “have a
nice day, i’ll see you in
a week.” you never ask
if i've seen your sombrero
whenever you go to mexico
for the weekend, or if i’ve seen
your yellow speedo when you run
away with randall over to lake kemp!




jack: because wyoming is special, that’s why!

[gnash]

it’s all downhill from here




ennis: is there any way we can get any
ice cream up there? i mean, will we
get an ice box and will you deliver
ice blocks, or anything like that?




the basque: i’m a very strict vegan so i won’t be
bringing up anything with dairy, but i will deliver
soy based confections that need no refrigeration!

i can cart big blocks of ice tho, if you want.
i know twist craves his blended margaritas!
you’ll need an exercise bicycle to power the
generator to power the blender, and that
can be arranged in four easy payments
of $5.99 each. you need any whisky?

[gnash]

don’t kiss this cook




ma twist: would you like to stay for dinner?




ennis: i probably shouldn’t. jack told me
horror stories about your cooking abilities.