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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6540 on: August 04, 2024, 03:13:16 AM »

Bitchin' Brokeback



Jack: "Those beans were seriously overcooked, could barely eat'em."
Ennis: "And you queefin' all night weren't exactly fun either."

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6541 on: August 04, 2024, 07:59:38 AM »
Ennis: "Why not, you get on a horse and
call yourself a cowboy."


Oh, the shade of it all!  :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6542 on: August 04, 2024, 11:33:08 AM »
Ennis: "Why not, you get on a horse and
call yourself a cowboy."


jack: we ain’t goddam cowboys! i keep on tellin ya
we’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl.
we’re both herdin homos! admit it already!


ennis (grumbling): i’m changin the damn menu.
now yer gettin tomato leather on the side.



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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6543 on: August 04, 2024, 11:35:56 AM »

eat your vegetables



jack: you know tomatoes are a fruit, dontcha?


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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6544 on: August 04, 2024, 11:47:09 AM »


phi kappa slander

B

lashawn: you should wear a damn bra, lureen!
they’re hangin so low you can pet a dog
without even having to bend over!





lureen: oh girl, i’m fine. the waitress
just gave me two extra coasters.






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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6545 on: August 04, 2024, 11:55:10 AM »


steam punks



jack: i am slightly upset we still ain’t got
no electricity up there. last year i had
to use a coal iron and i scorched
our imported linen bedsheets.




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6546 on: August 04, 2024, 12:14:53 PM »

eat your vegetables



jack: you know tomatoes are a fruit, dontcha?

Ennis: "I know you are one."
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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6547 on: August 04, 2024, 12:17:40 PM »

lake antics



jack: so tell me… what kinda
fish do ya’ll get at lake kemp?


randall: it varies. last time we hooked
a college cutie from fort worth with
creamy white skin, ruby red lips,
and pale blue eyes that went
crossed when sliding it in.
his name was darryl.




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6548 on: August 04, 2024, 12:18:30 PM »
Ennis: "I know you are one."


Shady Ennis, at it again!  :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6549 on: August 04, 2024, 08:28:18 PM »

eat your vegetables



jack: you know tomatoes are a fruit, dontcha?


"Aw, fuck. I cannot BUY a heterosexual break."
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"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6550 on: August 06, 2024, 03:47:33 AM »


not every beta can be a sigma



jack: it seems like you mew and i love
your canthal tilt, but do you edge?
it definitely looks like you jelq.







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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6551 on: August 06, 2024, 05:02:45 AM »


southbound express



ma twist: you ever go to mexico? jack said he
wanted his ashes strewn on brokeback but said
he wouldn’t mind distributing his underwear down
in juarez too. he’s amassed quite the collection
over the years. briefs, boxers and g-strings.
i made sure they got washed whenever
he brought em home. he hated that.
i’ll just hand over the whole box.
you can pick what you want.





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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6552 on: August 06, 2024, 05:10:38 AM »

open sesame oil



the basque: crisco AND peppermint oil?
this is too soon! do you two already
need to spice up your sex life?







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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6553 on: August 06, 2024, 05:20:21 AM »

VIP seating



jack: hold up! you can’t just waltz on in here
and expect to get front row seats without
paying a little extra! don’t act like you
didn’t see the velvet rope out there.
i’m also gonna ask to see ID.




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Re: Photo Captioning Fun Vol 8
« Reply #6554 on: August 06, 2024, 05:42:46 AM »


the gruesome newsomes



aunt harriet: we never did meet lureen… but her
mother, fayette… she come to visit for a day
when she and her husband LD were up to
attend a horse show in cody one year.
i don’t know what fayette saw in
him! absolute brute! when he
walked he snorted and his
knuckles would almost
drag on the ground. but
his wife was a real class act.
she was so elegant, she would
pick her nose with a bread stick!





"Brokeback is about a lost paradise, an Eden."  – Ang Lee