Photo Captioning Fun Vol 9

[gnash]

odie innuendos



jack: thought for sure i’d be the camp tender
again this year. i even brought my trusty
well-seasoned 9” enamel casserole.
it’s small, but you can squeeze
in more meat than you think.
you’re welcome to use it.
i’ll even wash it first.
it gets real hot.

[gnash]

psych



ennis: jack, you can’t just prance in here and
expect me to drop everything just so you
can get me in the sack to get my rocks
off!! JUST KIDDING. there’s a new
place called huckleberry’s that i
want a try. let me ditch these
girls and we’ll check it out.
after that we can get us
a room at the moose
knuckle lodge in
johnstown.

[CellarDweller115]

Oh yeah,  Jack took care of me on Brokeback.  One day he said he was gonna make me some breakfast,
a meal called "sausage in the hole"!   I did not expect was was comin'!!

[B.W.]

Blanche (thinking to herself): "Oh my God!"

[B.W.]

Jack (talking to Ennis): "Have we met before?"



Ennis (talking to Jack): "If we did, it must a been in one a my nightmares."

[B.W.]

Blanche (talking aloud to Sophia, Dorothy, and Rose): "Look at how much Jack can swallow. I can't even fit that much meat into ma mouth on my best day."





Sophia (thinking to herself): "Slut."

[B.W.]

Sophia (talking to Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose): "I love the BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN soundtrack. Especially 'THE MAKER MAKES'".




Rose (talking to herself): "I like 'Yankee Doodle Dandy'".




Blanche (Dorothy talking to Rose): "And this why the 'PSYCHO' theme constantly plays through my head and makes we want to do the most terrible things to you. Your musical tastes are about as artless as your Twinkie-colored hair, Rose."

[gnash]

you have been warned




jack: speakin of gettin married, they say the
color of your pants and the last thing you
ate is your future wife’s gangster name.




ennis: blue waffle?

[gnash]

stuffed in his ways




cassie: it’s all wrapped up and ready to go,
all you gotta do is untie the pink bow.
breathe in deep and take a whiff,
i can tell that yer gettin stiff.


ennis: i am gettin stiff, but tell you what,
it’ll get stiffer if ya show me yer butt.


cassie: i’ll flip on over if that floats yer boat, but
what’s good for the goose is good for the goat,
so once you’re all done, i’ll take my turn,
using lots of lube so it doesn’t burn.


ennis: thanks for the warning, but i’m outta here.
my backside’s off limits, don’t even come near.
i may tell folks that i like to fish, but a nice
big polish sausage is a lot more delish.

[royandronnie]

stuffed in his ways

cassie: it’s all wrapped up and ready to go,
all you gotta do is untie the pink bow.
breathe in deep and take a whiff,
i can tell that yer gettin stiff.


ennis: i am gettin stiff, but tell you what,
it’ll get stiffer if ya show me yer butt.


cassie: i’ll flip on over if that floats yer boat, but
what’s good for the goose is good for the goat,
so once you’re all done, i’ll take my turn,
using lots of lube so it doesn’t burn.


ennis: thanks for the warning, but i’m outta here.
my backside’s off limits, don’t even come near.
i may tell folks that i like to fish, but a nice
big polish sausage is a lot more delish.

I have to say, I don't remember hearing this obvious chart-topper (heh heh) on FM 99!!