The Ultimate Brokeback Forum

Author Topic: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2  (Read 65420 times)

Offline fritzkep

  • German Louisiana Virginia Dude
  • Global Moderator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 157327
  • Wie geht's, y'all?
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1395 on: August 10, 2022, 08:17:32 AM »
Well, it is one of the British tabloids, so it's hard to say.

Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

Offline fritzkep

  • German Louisiana Virginia Dude
  • Global Moderator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 157327
  • Wie geht's, y'all?
Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

Offline ingmarnicebbmt

  • THE MAKER MAKES
  • Obsessed
  • *****
  • Posts: 239112
  • FOR HEAVEN's JAKE ! Jakeing off at Jakea.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1397 on: August 10, 2022, 08:25:40 AM »

WUSSTE ich's doch!  ;)
WISE UP

IngKräddiBöll & Ingmariposa & Ingelspringel & Ingicito & Ingalicious & IngWriter & Annbilivöbäll WORD WIZARD

sausage-on-a-roll-poster & charkuterimästare



And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.

Offline ingmarnicebbmt

  • THE MAKER MAKES
  • Obsessed
  • *****
  • Posts: 239112
  • FOR HEAVEN's JAKE ! Jakeing off at Jakea.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1398 on: August 11, 2022, 01:35:46 AM »

WISE UP

IngKräddiBöll & Ingmariposa & Ingelspringel & Ingicito & Ingalicious & IngWriter & Annbilivöbäll WORD WIZARD

sausage-on-a-roll-poster & charkuterimästare



And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.

Offline fritzkep

  • German Louisiana Virginia Dude
  • Global Moderator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 157327
  • Wie geht's, y'all?
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1399 on: August 11, 2022, 08:24:45 AM »
I'm afraid I don't quite get that.

Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

Offline royandronnie

  • Regards from my bit of the Mountain
  • Global Moderator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 5138
  • They existed in our hearts, and always will.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1400 on: August 13, 2022, 06:12:29 AM »
They look like giant cocoons!
"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

Offline CellarDweller115

  • Faithful Friend
  • Administrator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 292480
  • Official Diner "Recapper"!
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1401 on: August 13, 2022, 06:49:22 AM »
I thought the same thing.

Offline fritzkep

  • German Louisiana Virginia Dude
  • Global Moderator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 157327
  • Wie geht's, y'all?
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1402 on: August 18, 2022, 02:49:28 PM »
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

"Go get your Mother."

Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

Offline CellarDweller115

  • Faithful Friend
  • Administrator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 292480
  • Official Diner "Recapper"!
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1403 on: August 18, 2022, 02:58:21 PM »
:laugh:

Offline killersmom

  • AUNTIE
  • Administrator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 108188
  • It's me.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1404 on: August 18, 2022, 10:48:38 PM »
***snort***
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
"Life can only be understood backwards. Unfortunately, it must be lived forward."
... Kierkegaard

Offline ingmarnicebbmt

  • THE MAKER MAKES
  • Obsessed
  • *****
  • Posts: 239112
  • FOR HEAVEN's JAKE ! Jakeing off at Jakea.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1405 on: August 19, 2022, 02:53:27 AM »
I'm afraid I don't quite get that.

You don't?
WISE UP

IngKräddiBöll & Ingmariposa & Ingelspringel & Ingicito & Ingalicious & IngWriter & Annbilivöbäll WORD WIZARD

sausage-on-a-roll-poster & charkuterimästare



And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.

Offline ingmarnicebbmt

  • THE MAKER MAKES
  • Obsessed
  • *****
  • Posts: 239112
  • FOR HEAVEN's JAKE ! Jakeing off at Jakea.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1406 on: August 19, 2022, 02:53:39 AM »
WISE UP

IngKräddiBöll & Ingmariposa & Ingelspringel & Ingicito & Ingalicious & IngWriter & Annbilivöbäll WORD WIZARD

sausage-on-a-roll-poster & charkuterimästare



And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.

Offline ingmarnicebbmt

  • THE MAKER MAKES
  • Obsessed
  • *****
  • Posts: 239112
  • FOR HEAVEN's JAKE ! Jakeing off at Jakea.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1407 on: August 19, 2022, 02:53:57 AM »

WISE UP

IngKräddiBöll & Ingmariposa & Ingelspringel & Ingicito & Ingalicious & IngWriter & Annbilivöbäll WORD WIZARD

sausage-on-a-roll-poster & charkuterimästare



And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.

Offline CellarDweller115

  • Faithful Friend
  • Administrator
  • Obsessed
  • ******
  • Posts: 292480
  • Official Diner "Recapper"!
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1408 on: August 19, 2022, 04:06:15 AM »
:laugh:

Offline ingmarnicebbmt

  • THE MAKER MAKES
  • Obsessed
  • *****
  • Posts: 239112
  • FOR HEAVEN's JAKE ! Jakeing off at Jakea.
Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #1409 on: August 19, 2022, 04:14:20 AM »

 ;)
WISE UP

IngKräddiBöll & Ingmariposa & Ingelspringel & Ingicito & Ingalicious & IngWriter & Annbilivöbäll WORD WIZARD

sausage-on-a-roll-poster & charkuterimästare



And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.