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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #165 on: November 28, 2020, 06:08:01 PM »


Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #166 on: November 28, 2020, 06:08:56 PM »
This just in:
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #167 on: November 29, 2020, 10:17:03 AM »
One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.  He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, walked away.
The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Trump. I've told you each time that he's no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #168 on: November 29, 2020, 10:21:24 AM »
That's sweet! Fun too, but mainly sweet :)

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #169 on: November 29, 2020, 06:11:46 PM »
Yes it definitely has a sweet ring too it. Mainly happy ring though!!
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #170 on: November 29, 2020, 06:25:00 PM »
One sunny day in January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.  He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.  The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine repeated, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, Mr. Trump is no longer President and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, walked away.  The third day, the old man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying again, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine, understandably irritated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you've been here asking to speak to Trump. I've told you each time that he's no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you get it?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."  The Marine snapped to attention and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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