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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3435 on: November 13, 2024, 08:19:07 AM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3436 on: November 13, 2024, 11:46:34 AM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3437 on: November 14, 2024, 12:13:10 AM »
Lol  :laugh:

I was just talking to somebody last
night about the human league and
flock of seagulls, etc. a bygone era! 


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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3438 on: November 14, 2024, 05:23:54 AM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3439 on: November 14, 2024, 05:39:35 AM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3440 on: November 14, 2024, 08:07:32 AM »


My yard guy is a nice-looking young guy. I always feel awkward telling him I need him to come by and blow off my drive…I usually find SOME other way to express the idea, but it's not easy! "Mow and blow," anyone, for manscaping with benefits??
"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3441 on: November 14, 2024, 05:44:30 PM »
Maybe you should ask if he
wants to trim your bush!  ;D

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3442 on: November 14, 2024, 06:09:15 PM »
I don't let NObody trim my bushes! I actually fired a guy who decided one day he'd had enough of my botanical garden azaleas rubbing his truck once a month and trimmed the ones next to his parking space in my driveway. Also the ones going up the drive. He was stunned when I fired him.

"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3443 on: November 14, 2024, 06:18:43 PM »
I don't let NObody trim my bushes! I actually fired a guy who decided one day he'd had enough of my botanical garden azaleas rubbing his truck once a month and trimmed the ones next to his parking space in my driveway. Also the ones going up the drive. He was stunned when I fired him.


note to self: never touch a woman’s azalea without asking first.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3444 on: November 14, 2024, 07:31:06 PM »
Maybe you should ask if he wants to trim your bush!  ;D

I don't let NObody trim my bushes!



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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3445 on: November 15, 2024, 01:08:05 AM »
My yard guy is a nice-looking young guy. I always feel awkward telling him I need him to come by and blow off my drive…I usually find SOME other way to express the idea, but it's not easy! "Mow and blow," anyone, for manscaping with benefits??

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« Reply #3446 on: November 15, 2024, 01:08:18 AM »
Maybe you should ask if he
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LOL !!
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3447 on: November 15, 2024, 01:08:38 AM »
note to self: never touch a woman’s azalea without asking first.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3448 on: November 15, 2024, 01:08:54 AM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3449 on: November 15, 2024, 07:58:32 PM »