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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2020, 08:59:28 PM »


Thanks Larry OregonDoggie!

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2020, 09:02:56 PM »
^^^^^^^JEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!! ;D
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2020, 05:02:51 PM »
In the Sydney Morning Herald Today
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?”

As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?”

She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my pet python weally gives a thit.”


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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2020, 06:32:48 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2020, 01:56:41 PM »


Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2020, 01:57:21 PM »
:laugh:

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2020, 01:59:40 PM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #52 on: July 30, 2020, 03:34:28 PM »


Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #53 on: July 30, 2020, 04:22:41 PM »
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #54 on: July 30, 2020, 04:28:38 PM »

LOL

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #55 on: July 30, 2020, 09:02:58 PM »
^^^^^ That is so cool, Fritz! What a great idea.
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2020, 03:37:41 PM »
A senior West Wing staffer told Trump that he had a dream, and in that dream Trump got his huge military parade after all, complete with hundreds of thousands of cheering, flag-waving people lining the streets.

"Was I smiling?" Trump asked.

"I don't know," the aide replied. "It was a closed casket."

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2020, 07:35:40 PM »
Oooooooohhhhhhh. SLAM!!!!
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #58 on: August 04, 2020, 04:45:21 AM »

Wicked!

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