(Don't get the shire thing. Although I know what a shire and what Worcestershire sauce is.)
Play on "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times," from Tale of Two Cities. Worchestershire--if I'm not mansplaining to you here--is pronounced "wuss-tisher." It's a bit weak, in my opinion, since "worst" is pronounced "werst."
Anyway. FWIW!