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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2055 on: September 18, 2023, 04:32:06 PM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2056 on: September 18, 2023, 04:38:46 PM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2057 on: September 18, 2023, 04:41:43 PM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2058 on: September 20, 2023, 01:06:47 PM »


Did this for the whole month of January. Set the tone for the whole year. But it's the wrong green monster: should be HULK!!
"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2059 on: September 27, 2023, 04:14:40 PM »
I would buy this in a minute if I could get it in a framed cross-stitch:

Before coffee, I hate everyone.
After coffee, I feel good about hating everyone.


Seen in a pop-up ad.
"…in the family homestead of his dead lover, the shirts they wore while cowboying together long before: shabby denim and weary cotton, wrapped in each other's arms." Like this. Always.

He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2060 on: September 27, 2023, 04:39:43 PM »
:laugh:

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2061 on: September 28, 2023, 08:41:05 AM »

:laugh:
"Life can only be understood backwards. Unfortunately, it must be lived forward."
... Kierkegaard

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2062 on: September 28, 2023, 02:00:10 PM »
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2063 on: September 28, 2023, 06:06:48 PM »
:laugh:

I thought you might like this one, Chuck!! [laugh]

I showed it to Jonathan and he said, "Oh that's terrible!! I love it!!"
"Life can only be understood backwards. Unfortunately, it must be lived forward."
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2064 on: September 28, 2023, 07:22:47 PM »
 ;D

Werd ich zum Augenblicke sagen, "Verweile doch! Du bist so schön..."

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2065 on: October 02, 2023, 07:17:27 PM »
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies; " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies; "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!"

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde... I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, takes of his hat, bends over and whispers in her ear.

She abruptly stands and says "Oh,... I'm sorry," and she gets up, passes her hand through her blonde hair and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her First Class isn't going to Houston.
And why are we shown this trivial detail? Because that truck carries the most important cargo of our puny lives:  love and hope.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2066 on: October 02, 2023, 07:37:19 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2067 on: October 02, 2023, 09:18:35 PM »
JEEEEZZZZZ!! :laugh:
"Life can only be understood backwards. Unfortunately, it must be lived forward."
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2068 on: October 03, 2023, 01:08:02 AM »

WISE UP

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sausage-on-a-roll-poster & charkuterimästare



And maybe, he thought, they'd never got much farther than that.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #2069 on: October 03, 2023, 03:08:55 AM »
:laugh:

those are some big-ass curlers!

that cartoon reminds me of this: