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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3540 on: November 29, 2024, 12:19:11 PM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3542 on: November 29, 2024, 09:03:19 PM »
Omg when is Pink Friday already.  ::)  :laugh:

Does anyone even do these sales?
It’s like running a friggin marathon!

I’d just as soon stay home and do my nails. 💅 😂

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3543 on: November 30, 2024, 08:57:39 AM »


Brilliant.
I don't think that Black Friday is what it was 30 years ago, jimmy, when people would sleep in Target's parking lot. But my masseuse did say when we were setting up my next appointment, "that's Black Friday; you know I won't be here." But judging from the spam I've been getting the last couple weeks, it's mostly on the internet and nobody waits for either the Friday after THX or Cyber Monday. Remember that? Now it's Cyber-two-weeks-around-THX.

I've never been much of a fan since the first two years I had a gallery, we did fantastic business that Friday. And then came Black Friday, and it might as well have been April that day--hardly anything--for the remaining seven years we were open.
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3544 on: November 30, 2024, 11:54:48 AM »


It took me 4 seconds........ but I got it!!!! :laugh:
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3545 on: November 30, 2024, 11:55:31 AM »
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3546 on: November 30, 2024, 11:59:00 AM »
Haha two good old people jokes  ??? :laugh:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC2Hx81Pe09/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Absolutely LOVE these!!! Really made me laugh hard!!!! :laugh:
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3547 on: November 30, 2024, 01:09:57 PM »
Absolutely LOVE these!!! Really made me laugh hard!!!! : >:D :laugh:laugh:

I must be getting old… I forgot what those were already!  :laugh:

Charlotte, Black Friday still looks pretty bad… I saw some Instagram video of people going crazy over a 32 inch flatscreen TV for $40… Literally fighting over it! But yes, online sales probably quieted things down a bit compared to back in the day…

I remember coming home from somewhere at five in the morning and we saw a huge line outside of Best Buy in Glendale, so we decided what the heck, let’s stand in line too… they were opening in less than an hour anyway.

The crowd surge to get in the front doors was scary! It reminded me of a rock concert when they had festival seating. And inside was mayhem… That was the only time I experienced anything remotely Black Friday and I have avoided it ever since. I had to body slam an old lady just to get an oval 8 qt crockpot for $8.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3548 on: November 30, 2024, 01:48:56 PM »

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3549 on: November 30, 2024, 02:39:02 PM »
HIGH WIND AND DOGS

The last one tho  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC79HRYtEC5/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==



Poor babies! That poor  white Pomeranian rolling down the street!  :laugh:

At least the big dogs had weight on their sides!
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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3550 on: November 30, 2024, 11:22:59 PM »

I don't think that Black Friday is what it was 30 years ago…


https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC-ROD9yn7D/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

LOL. I’d say you’re right!  :laugh:

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3551 on: December 01, 2024, 09:35:13 AM »
Thank goodness.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3552 on: December 01, 2024, 01:51:26 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC-ROD9yn7D/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

LOL. I’d say you’re right!  :laugh:


You couldn't pay me enough to go out and do something like that.

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3553 on: December 01, 2024, 01:54:35 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC-ROD9yn7D/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

LOL. I’d say you’re right!  :laugh:


that reminds me of this video.


it's a crowd of people taking apart a new bundle of toilet paper, the video was filmed during the 2020 Covid pandemic.

Someone, however, was clever enough to add sound effects from "The Walking Dead" to the video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLv5TNZ0Bu4

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Re: Bring Your Humor Here - Volume 2
« Reply #3554 on: December 02, 2024, 02:48:42 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh lord…the USA needs an ENEMA.

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