Photo Captioning Fun Vol 9

[gnash]

Now I'm imagining Kurt and Jr bouncing down the road together…maybe with the bell-ringers and butt-bobbers in the back seat!

They better be driving a bus!! That’s a lot of passengers hahaha

There actually is a man with two functioning penises. I saw em. 

[gnash]

bisexual healing




ennis: i don’t know why you’re gettin so
bent out of shape… it’s just a song!

jack: oh sure… it’s just a song. but it’s
called wynona’s big brown beaver
and you listen to it ALL DAY!!

[royandronnie]

Omg… Can you just imagine watching
yourself in the mirror giving Jake a BJ? 

Talk about selfie time! 

The bell ringers wouldn't need bell handles to ring those bells then!!

[gnash]

to tell the truth




lashawn: when i was dancing with jack i got
the vibes that he can be crazy in bed! he
was three steppin when it should have
been two and he was able to chew
gum and grin while he dipped
me and it didn’t fall out! do
you two have fun in bed
cause i get the feelin
that you definitely
do! what kinky
stuff do ya
get into?




lureen: what? oh please. ever since we had a kid
jack hardly pays me no notice. the only kink
i get is the one in my neck every time we
sit on the sofa watching too much TV.

[gnash]

getting the lay of the land




jack: would you rather eat a whole zucchini
or a big ol plate of wiggly raw oysters?




ennis: uh, a whole zucchini, i guess.




jack: golly. i think i love you already.

the zucchini comes with a tub of
ranch dressing, by the way.

warm… and homemade.

[gnash]

in law outlaws



aunt harriet: lureen?? two words: ice queen. now
i ain’t sayin she’s a witch, but we all know she
can sweep up the house using her favorite
form of transportation… THE BROOM!

[ingmarnicebbmt]

Can you just imagine watching yourself in the mirror giving Jake a BJ?  :

I guess I can, yeah. Even without the mirror.

 

[ingmarnicebbmt]

There actually is a man with two functioning penises. I saw em. 

Really!?

[ingmarnicebbmt]

jack: would you rather eat a whole zucchini or a big ol plate of wiggly raw oysters?
ennis: uh, a whole zucchini, i guess.
jack: golly. i think i love you already.
the zucchini comes with a tub of
ranch dressing, by the way.
warm… and homemade.

Wonderful. 

[royandronnie]

They better be driving a bus!! That’s a lot of passengers hahaha

There actually is a man with two functioning penises. I saw em. 

(Missed this aside when you posted it.)
If anybody on earth had ever seen a man with two functioning penises…it would be OUR JIMMY!!

[gnash]

Really!?

I saw em online, yesh. 

They’re rather fascinating. 

[gnash]

(Missed this aside when you posted it.)
If anybody on earth had ever seen a man with two functioning penises…it would be OUR JIMMY!!

Anybody can see them. They’re online! 

I saw them in Los Angeles years ago…

They probably look different by now

[gnash]

asspirations



ennis: my sister wanted to be an architect. she was
into some fella named frank lloyd ripe. he made
buildings that looked like fruit and vegetables.

[gnash]

yule be workin on christmas




ma twist: you’re real tall, would ya mind helpin me
put the angel on our christmas tree? it’s out back.
just don’t get caught by our mean neighbor, tho.
there’s probably an ax in the barn you can use,
unless you happened to bring your chainsaw.
i’ll wait for you to bring the tree inside. you
can string it with lights if you want, too.
did you bring any? i like blue lights
the best, but red lights work too.

[gnash]

the girl is bananas




ennis: little darlin, i don’t mind that you’re vegan.
it ain’t that. i just don’t wanna eat tofu based
raw food rolled in coconut fruit meatballs or
whatever the hell you’re calling them balls.




junior: they’re just protein balls, daddy!
they’re tasty and real good for you!




ennis: i’d rather shit my pants and clap than eat
your protein balls. don’t make me say it again.